A Thousand Eyes, and One edition prev >>217618799
>>217630408big white cock
just post ser arlan's webm and be done with it
I just downloaded the new KOTSK episode but it's only 33 minutes, did i get a corrupted file or something?
>"A short girl with yellow hair and a round pink face">"She does not seem so fair to me">"The puppet girl was prettier"Why do they keep doing this?
>>217630534No. They're just short
TAOOBA
>>217630552Because if they did not then you would have nothing to talk aboutHow boring would that be for you anon?They are basically doing you a favor
Sex with Tanselle.
>outstanding engagement Falloutfags in shambles.
>>217630528MODERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>217630640They're gonna get greedy again and add more episodes with made up characters/plots nobody asked about like in HOTD S2 and kill the hype
>>217630683Hi George
Cute and canon!
>>217630640The final of fallout is next week and it feels like nothing has happened this season.
....semoc eH
>>217630713>CuteYes>CanonTextual evidence?
He may not have been a great king, but he rules my heart
>>217630528Finally, some nudi-aaaaccccckkkkkk
Someone (Bloodraven) is manipulating the succession. This and Valarr and Aerys (directly involved) and Jenny of Oldstones later are too big of coincidences.The uninitiated would say with the purpose of hatching dragons. The truth is he's racist and he wants to remove every Dornish and dark haired member from his house
I demand a recast: Elizabeth Debicki must take over the role of Tanselle the Nig
>>217631004
>>217631295>condallol, lmao even
>>217622328is this real?
>>217630640pluribusbros, we're forgotten.
>>217631283Doesn’t look anything like a Dornish commoner you retard. She looks like a Arryn or Tully noblewoman, knock 6 inches off her height and dye her hair red and she’s literally book Cat.
>>217631353>oh yeah dornish must be a negress.
inb4 he's a Targaryen and he's bald to hide his white hair
>>217631396Well, that just sounds fucking crazy anyway.
>>217630528nice cockI will suck it
>>217631413that sounds very gay
>>217631423lol no
ok so this is what I think end of ep3, the revealep 4 blah blah ends with are their no true knights and dunks bros come togetherep 5 the trial ( as is tradition the big action set piece is the second to last ep)ep 6 the fallout
>>217631520Sounds a proper season to me.
>>217631520>Ep3 is called "The Squire">Ep4 is called "The Seven"Yeah sounds about right. The big incident will probably be at the end of Ep3 as a cliff hanger
>>217631410why are the insane targs always the sexiest?
>>217631545>>217631554only thing I can't figure out is wtf is he doing all of ep 3? I guess he gets his armor and shield and flirts with lyonel some more
>>217631573It's a mystery.
>>217631610Maybe they will ride a few lances before everything hits the fans
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217631665it would be nice to see the laughing storm knocking sigils off helmets for shits and giggles
>>217631468And better than whatever happens between Rhaenyra and her fuckbuddy
>>217631690I wonder if they will let Dunk ride. But they will probably make him look like a fool again, since that seems to be the theme.
>>217631785no absolutely not, it would make no sense, one victory and all his problems are solved, either ransom or sell the defeated knights gear and horse, not a chance
So I caved and downloaded the Dunc show. I thought Dunc would be a little bigger to be honest.When does Egg show up?
>>2176318610/10, take your (You) and fuck off
>>217631861>When does Egg show up?In part 2
its ogre
Next time pick a better OP pic btw, nobody clicks on some generic tumblr tier painting of a long haired dude or even associates it with the shows.
>>217632389the general isn't for random thread clickers, its for people who want to discus the shows and they would hopefully know how the subject line of a thread works unlike you
>>217632389good, fuck off
DUNKleosteus
What's a yi tish man doing in Ashford
>>217632624Slave trading.
>>217631739is this the new "still a better love story then twilight" because if so I'm here for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNDrH5u6O5kJust started watching this
>>217630534Why don't you just look up the official runtime
>>217632624seeing the tourney
BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS YIELD OR DIEALL BLACKFYRES ARE USURPING BASTARDS
>>217633149I look like this and I say this
>>217632624it's a post-woke thing
>>217630640What site is that?
>>217633149
>>217630528huh so thats how guys pee
>>217633149Extremely based.
>>217630528uhhh cutbros... our response?
>>217630528The white dread
>>217631410PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
>>217633189I feel less bad about Summerhall after this.
>>217633127Interesting most of the regulars did not show up for episode 1 but show up for episode 2
>>217631410This is the closest thing to an attractive person we're getting, isn't it? WHY IS THIS SHOW SO BORING!
>>217630552>Casting began in October 2023 with plans to begin filming in 2024If this had been made 2 or 3 years earlier it would have been so much worse. They would have made Dunk the most vanta black BIPOC they could find instead
>>217634243why are you such a faggot?
>>217634243How is the lunk not attractive?
Brothel queens in HotD when?
I drank the strongwine.
>>217634243Dunk is much cuter than this inbred alien.
>>217630528What the fuck is this shit, this is straight up gay scat porn
>>217634518It's a penis, anon. Boys have them
>>217634243>>217634243faggit
>>217634518>one guy taking a piss is gay scat pornI have terrible news for you, anon.
>>217634518>scat first episode>full frontal male pissing second episodeThird episode is going to start with a scene of Lionel buttfucking a twink and puking all over him, screencap this.
>>217633147with no survivors!
>>217634362>>217634449Checked
>>217634629These 2 women need to get more nudity rolesPing producer-anon! Make it happen
>>217634739real
If you eat bread while watching this show, dont forget to DUNK your bread into something
this lil nigga is just comically funny
>>217634980I DUNKED the bread into the red wine.
>>217635026It is his hand gestures that are the most funny.
What the fuck, man. Why
>>217635101who?
>>217635115Young Alicent
>>217635101Straight white people have to tick a diversity box somehow. It's the same shit the Rhaenyra actress pulled. It's all disingenuous.
>>217631221>Hated Bittersteel because he's a filthy blackhairit all makes sense now
Is there a plan to continue the story of AKOTSK past the books akin to GOT? Or will it just stop and wait for Gurm to do something?
>>217635463Past the books yesBut Dunk and Egg is different, they are all self-contained novellas, so it should work even with just notes hopefully.
>>217635463GRRM gave them outlines for 12 stories or something like that. Though how detailed those outlines is not clear and could literally just be a single line for some of them for all we know.
>>217635495>>217635504>tfw we will see Summerhall I'm already sad bros... love me Dunk n Egg
I got around watching the 2nd episodeIt's picking upMaybe I should wait until all episodes are out?
>>217635504Can't the fat fuck just write a couple of more novellas with full stories and dialogue rather than 12 napkins with notes?
>>217635697The napkins are all he has at his disposal from wiping all the chicken grease and other random stains and sauces.
I'll have you know Ser Donnel of the Kingsguard is but the son of a crabber
>>217630528God I wish that was me
>born to live the comfy life of a royal prince far down the succession line>fate forced him into duty that eventually drove him mad and led to his deathPoor Egg
>>217635697how could he? eating a family sized deep dish pizza takes a lot of effort and you expect him to write? entitled is what you are.
>>217635845>>fate forced him into duty that eventually drove him mad and led to his deathA Thousand Eyes, and One
>>217635859GURM has been on ozempic he’s lost a ton of weight
>>217635914will this extend or shorten his lifespan
>>217630528I was honestly impressed. Is this the biggest dick put on screen, not counting porn?
>>217635936Shorten
I have no clue whos supposed to be whos son/father/whatever from all the combined shows. GRRM cant name these targaryen faggots for the life of him, and i dont want to wiki dive because that shit is full of spoilers
>>217635958hodor might be bigger considering the actor is about 6'7
>>217630528Is it better as an actor here to show your actual penis, or wear a prosthetic like this probably making people suspect you have something to hide?
>>217635984Maybe, i honestly dont remember it. My other guess would be that blond guy from spartacus
>>217630528Not so fun fact I had an uncle that was apparently equipped similarly(verified by multiple sources) and he said that he hated it. He was never able to get oral and apparently not once in his life was he able to use more than like half of it. The second he got somewhat out of shape it also just quit working. I guess he just couldn't pump enough blood into it for it to work anymore. It's like a curse from a monkey's paw.
>>217636072Sounds like dicklet cope to me
>>217636072Did these conversations take place after he molested you?
>>217636072why are you having conversations about your uncles giant dick and the lack of blowjobs he is getting?
>>217635991the prothstetic designer confirmed that it is a prop dick.
>>217635958
>>217636113Women hated it anon. His wife refused to have sex with after year into marriage him unless he made her drunk and straight up admitted she only married for money. Whores were charging him higher because they couldn't manage his giant dong. He was a very sad man at the end of his lifetime>>217636145No, my uncle wasn't brown and pedo like yours
>>217636233Best I can do is a solid 7.5”
>>217636296acting career over before it started
>>217636187my family is sexually liberated and uncle dick dysfunction was big source of sorrow to him so we tried make him more positive
>>217631410That short haircut looks way too modern.
>>217636513What would a medieval short haircut look like??
>>217636571balding
>barely any interest, even /got/ is deadthey need to put her and her tits into a role somewherewho do you cast her as?
>>217634629>finest british roseno wonder they had to drag a dutch woman in to play melisandre
>>217636801>blimey its pretty big innit?
>>217632624
>>217635463>Is there a plan to continue the story of AKOTSK past the books akin to GOT?Yes.>Or will it just stop and wait for Gurm to do something?Gurm will never write anymore Dunk & Egg books, so HBO will hire no name literal who hack screenwriters to just make up shit. I expect the series to take a massive nose dive after they get thru the first three novellas.
>>217636801it wouldn't fit into her mouth
I feel like they really haven't gotten Dunk across as a "good dude" yet. It's supposed to be the heart and point of the story but so far:He's a lying piece of shit making up sacred oaths, a fraud, a fake, a liar, a scoundrelHe then sees an open door into a castle and becomes a trespasser, a burglar, a thief, an eavesdropperBreaking into the castle was lame lazy writing to get him there. Could have easily had an excuse that doesn't involve him breaking into a fucking castle. Like he went to see Lord Ashford or whoever the fuck and then they were there. like wtf lol
>>217637332the idea that he would even be able to get that close to them without them noticing is ridiculous, why are the kingsguard not on the door?
They know EXACTLY what they're doing with thisStranger Things did the same thing with Holly Is this seriously the new meta of the world? Pedomaxxing?
>>217637369The stupid thing is in the books he's looking for Plummer and just wanders in, which fits perfectly. So they just changed it to have him be a weird B&E criminal. Totally uneededI know I'm not supposed to think about it, but I am. silly change. End of the world? no. But enough that my jimmies have been rustled.
>>217637388
start of ep 1, dunk shittingstart of ep 2, huge old man cockwhats next?
>>217637332>>217637424autism
>>217637388Projecting much?
>>217637369>why are the kingsguard not on the door?too busy looking for a proppa place to shit
>>217637459as I've been saying in an attempt to manifest it's reality, a gaped bleeding spread eagle pussy.
Starks - Sigil is a wolf. Wolves hunt in the cold winter, fits their environment perfectlyTully - Sigil is a fish - the riverlands - fish swim in rivers. Fits.Ironborn - Kraken - obvious. Fits their watery aesthetic and environment.Dorne - Sun - desert, heat, obviousEyrie - like a bird nest, sigil is a birdWow everyones sigil and animal and environment are all so cohesive and they all matchOH WAIT HERE COME THE BARATHEONS WITH THEIR STAG FROM THE "STORMLANDS" THE PLACE WHERE THERE'S LOTS OF STORMSCause you know. Stags. Storms. Both have ST.>>217637479no, ^ this is autism
>>217637646The stormlands has forrests and thats where the deer live
>>217637646yes the stormlands have regular wild storms and a lot of deer, whats the problem?
>>217637829>>217637838Squirrels live there too, so why not a Squirrel?Wolves represent more than just living in winter. Same as Krakens, Lions. Not fish I guess but fishfags are retarded and deserve to be burned, so exception that proves the rule really
>>217636220there was like trillion dicks in that one episode of peacemaker
I dropped house of the dragon after one ep but Knight is so good it makes me want to rewatch GoT. I just wanna spend some time in that world again
>>217637865There are tons of houses that have sigils that dont exactly have a reference to what they do
>>217637869>Book: The Winds of Winter (appears)lol, lmao even
>>217631423blackfyres bot likes
>>217633149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEcHv5gz5k0
>>217637869Grrm shitposting on his book. Just fucking finish it you fat cunt.
>>217637388>>217637434Grok, you know what to do>>217637492All men are diddy bluds
DEAD SERIES DEAD GENERAL
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>217633162READ NIGGA, READ!
>>217637434>spills the tea>calls Dunk a dumbass>pump fakes>refuses to elaborate >leaves
>>217637388Apparently women are using this character as a vehicle for fan fiction and shipping like they did with Sansa...Where are the Dunk/Goin ships?!
Nuncle
>>217639614I hear you've been seeking me
She sees much and more, my Alys
>>217635135>The_Black_QueenFor me it is The White Queen.
>>217635135Some of these people are true believers. I've seen how they live. I live in Canada.
>>217630408ep2 was so good bros, the ending credits song was great. more like A Kino of the Seven Kinodoms imo
>>217631423TRVTH
why are the episodes so short?
>>217631861part 3 probably
>>217631861episode 7
>>217640234Because they had to stretch a tiny novella into a full season.
>>217631423he's so mad he lost the election
>>217640234the source material can be read in a literal hour
>>217639667You have lived too long.
>>217639698And what has Lady Rivers seen?
>>217640377On that much, we agree..
>>217640357>>217640297why not make a movie at this point? 90 minutes, is that a lost art now?
>>217640420Probably would have been better as a movie or a two part mini-series, but it is what it is.
>>217640420Would have made more sense, but the fatman is putting his trust in streaming services and they obviously want as many episodes as possible.
>>217640420Someone probably determined there is more money to be made, at least in the long-term or big picture of streaming, by it being 6 episodes and not a film.
>>217640420This approach has being gone for several years by this point. Plenty of things should be films, yet they stretch them out into miniseries. Seems like it is driven by business considerations (which may or may not actually be valid in what they assume) and this rather vague idea of 'prestige TV' they are chasing.
>>217635026>>217635077
>>217635026definitely class clown vibes
>>217630552Eh it could be just Dunk being in love. That kind of thing happens pretty often
>>217640780>>217640694>>217640420It's cause nobody goes to the cinema anymore. So it's easier a gigantic blockbuster production that has to make a billion in revenue or a streaming show that you can still make with reasonable budget.
>>217630552yeah how come dunk didnt want to rape kids like all my friends and politicians
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>>217641548>Pick up the shield on the right side of the horse>Appear on the left side after the cutBRAVO
>>217630621That is a tall order.
>>217641625are you retarded
I really liked Maekar. Potential new literally me. Problem is I don't have children. Or a brother. This ones a bit difficult. But I can do the grumpy "get on with it" thing pretty good.
>>217635893>A Thousand Eyes, and OneHow many of those does Bloodraven use to watch his girl get railed?
>>217631353>Dornish commonermaybe they should have told the current actress to actually do an accent then
Lyonel is an asshole and not in a good way
>>217632624The implication of all the prequels having diversity is that there must have been an off screen genocide before the start of the main series.
>>217631283shed be too tall
>>217641878the basedboy faggot fears the extrovert CHAD
>>217641321Awful, indicative of the post Office trend of normies always thinking they're on camera then put back into media as a natural reaction
>>217630528Based >>217641731Cringe
>>217641898>spills your drink that you spent your last copper on>gives up on the work to go get a drink for himself, plays it off like it's funny while you're there actually struggling>takes credit after you did all the work, doesn't buy you a drink after (my headcanon is canon) just walks offnah he's a faggot
I hope to god HOTD kills off Baela and Rhaena. I have no idea why George left those two alive. The whole "civil war that almost eradicated Targaryen dynasty" premise is lost when you find out there are 2 full adult Targs living after the war. It's much more impactful when the only survivors are two children forever traumatized by the war their parents brought (+ Viserys but he wont show up a few years later)Baela should be taken out with Moondancer by Aegon and Sunfyre on Dragonstone.Rhaena, I have no idea how the fuck you take her out. Her arc was already merged with Nettles so she fucks off to somewhere never to be seen again.As compensation, Jaehaera should be left alive instead. Fuck Peake performance and no I am not green biased, Aegon II's line will die out with Baelor ANYWAYS. But this is the way to go.
>>217641731Ever shitted away a stomach ache? Feels great.
>>217641949>is willing to risk his life to defend yours the next day even though you're a complete nobodyno, he's a bro
Preston is right about KotSK
/ourguy/
>>217642204literally me
>>217642092Now that I think about it I was thinking only in Targaryen terms, but Aegon II's line would continue with Blackfyres in this scenario. Which actually makes it even more poetic. Every Blackfyre rebellion afterwards would be the blood of Aegon II and Rhaenyra fighting for the throne. Gurm is an idiot, my fanfiction smokes his shitty canon.
>>217642204/ourclubfoot/
>>217642267how does Aegons blood go to the blackfyres?
>>217642204>>217642225Nearly me. I would, seemingly unlike Larys, want to see to her soles.
>>217642356Aegon II + Helaena = JaehaeraJaehaera + Aegon III = DaenaDaena + Aegon IV = Daemon B.
>>217642468>DaenaShe's the daughter of Daenaera Velaryon not Jaehaera...
>>217642204she loves it really
>>217642509Read the start of the reply chain illiteratebro.
>>217642509Jigga Learn to read
>>217636233Jesus Christ.
>>217637388Happy 16th birthday to Cara Harris!!!
>>217642595>Cara spent some early years in London before returning to Island where she is now Based.Must have been all the Muslims. Glad she's on our side now.
Reminder that HOTD is handled by this thing.
>>217642092Rhaena in canon gets married to a Hightower and has six Hightower children. Daemon's daughter becoming a green broodmare is a suitable end
>>217642626thanks, appreciate it. I also appreciate that these people always double down so they're just going to get worse.
>>217642626Take the Hesspill. Accept that HOTD is her yuri fanfic. It's a lot more fun watching the dumpster fire that way.
>>217630528>"uncut">not pulling in the foreskin to pissIt's obviously fake.
>>217641886The funniest part of Rings of Power is the implied Hobbit racial purification genocide (White Shire Policy) that coincided with the founding of The Shire.
>its game of thrones, civilians don’t count!>*makes a show about a civilian*
>>217642641True.
>>217641949Lyonel is literally going to sick up for Dunc in his trial you fucking fatty
>>217642696>i'm totally your bro>betrays you and fights you to the death lateruh huh
>>217642717Dunk doesnt kill Lyonel though
>>217642717>>betrays you and fights you to the death laterLyonels beef isn't with Dunk at that point
>>217642738Because Dunk isn't a piece of shit while Lyonel is>>217642746>kills your friend for selfish motivations unrelated to himdefinitely destroys my point about Lyonel which was that he's a selfish asshole
>>217642763Lyonel saved his lifeDunk spared his in return
>>217642746I like the energy Lyonel's actor has in the show but he is so much smaller than a chad Baratheon knight should be, compare that silhouette to the live action dude
>>217642641>>217642682>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>217642746I am not a medieval weapons guy, but in real life do swords do anything get full plate? Is it you have to get it in the very gaps (would the chainmail stop it)? Or is it just you need something like a mace to blunt force them, or would something like an axe work better, or whatever other weapon.
>>217642912You'd have to find the gaps in their armour or beat their helmet with the pommel like a pseudo mace. A sword isn't going to do shit if you're just banging it against plate.
>>217642092>I have no idea why George left those two aliveBecause Daemon is his favorite so all his children get to live
>>217642912When fighting full plate you want to do half sword techniques. One of the main ways is to actually turn the sword around, gripping it by the blade and using the pommel as a sort of club. half swording also allows for more powerful stabs to get into armor or more powerful bashing techniques with the hilt. But yeah a sword is not a great weapon against armor, and you're better off with a hammer or mace.
>>217642912Yep, only a dagger up close or a poleaxe would be effective but better off ringing their bell with a bashing weapon. Axes tend to get caught in shields or armor, although you could use one as a hammer.
>>217642800GRRM's fetish for giants is just impossible to accommodate on screen. You can't find that many men who are that tall and available for multi-season shows and also have the acting skills to properly portray the characters on screen. It's easy for GRRM to just say "and Lyonel was 6 foot 8, and Ormund was 6 foot 6, and Renly was the rent of the family at 6 foot 5" but it's not a good idea for showrunners to be restricted to that
>>217642204Is this in the books or did they create it just for the show?
>>217643073>and Renly was the rent of the familyvery droll
>>217643073Yeah I agree, accurate casting would be impossible. Given that Duncan Egg is a lower budget show I suppose they likely aren't paying the dude enough to spend a year juicing before shooting to put some mass on. At the very least Dunk's casting is great, I suppose he's technically way too old for the role but I think that aging Dunk up kind of works for the character, adds a sort of pathetic arrested development quality to his squireship that makes sense with the character.
>>217643162It's a complete show fabrication. It's not even hinted at in the books, where Larys and Alicent barely interact. In hindsight this was the most blaring warning that HOTD was going to be a steaming pile of shit.
How is catelyn so stupid
>>217643237Anytime someone asks this question I feel we should kill 4 of their children and see if they can still think straight
>>217643261>implying anyone here has had sex
>>217643261I’d feel pretty stupid if I got 4 of my children killed, you’re right.
>>217642912it's more of a flex when men in plate fight using longswords, it takes even more skill to do damage and "win" you have to use certain technique's like another anon said, half swording or morhau grip, you can get your shit rocked with a heavy swing of a sword against your helmet, also some swords in this verse are magic and can really fuck up plate wearers
Erm why did the first episode have the MC taking a shit?
>>217643427Because Dunk shits all over GoT and HotD
>>217643270Kek
>>217642879can't wait for season 3's FFF threesome with Alicent, Rhaenyra and Mysaria
>>217642225my gf knows i like feet and she lets me do this :)
>>217643508I unironically want this, mostly for gooner reasons.
>>217643427This isn’t your stupid annoying little cousins game of thrones. This is the real shit.
>>217643427Quirky americans loved that scene
>>217639290wait until you find out about aaaaall the teeny pretty little targ girls that don't show up in house of the dragon and all their ships and fanfics
>>217641321This was jarring and unfunny though.
>>217643050This is bullshit btw. Maces don't do shit against armor other than rattling a dude. You're not going to break anything with a one handed mace or flail or anything like that.
>>217643162the HOTD books are not a novella, they're an in-universe history book about house targaryen from their inception to around the time of robert's rebellionit's like going through a wikipedia pageHOTD just fills in the blanks with madeup fanfic
The last time i visited /tv/ threads, they were still hyping up clegane bowl. Now im back to this bullshit.>>217642618And poojeets
>>217642595Now that she's 16 I can happily say that I'd make a vaccuum seal with my mouth to her delightful nubile pink pussy. Fucking brat, TEASING BIGGER MEN!!!
>>217635026Looks like xavier from xmen.
>>217644261that gay crippled nigga wont let me fuck rogue in the showers :/
>>217643508I remember some alleged leak saying the season had a massive orgy and honestly, doesn't sound that farfetched for this series.
>>217630528 I can't wait for the YouTube compilation of reactor girls eyes going wide at the beginning of this episode.
>>217640234Why is the hobbit so long?
>>217635026Him hanging off the rope was cute
>>217630528Why is everyone talking about his dick? Mine looks almost the same, i thought that was the average size?
>>217630528That's a prosthesis right? What are the odds the actor really has a schwang that big
>>217643512Fucking absolutely based.
>>217631396Aegon Targaryen>AegHmmm, no, no. Couldn't be.
>>217644516it's 117
cutie
More like Arlan of Penistree, am I right
>>217642682Is the quality of the show going downhill starting episode three? A literally who wrote it.
>>217643918Like?
>>217644642True actually
>>217643950how was it jarring retard
>>217636588Sansa Stark
Can someone post big flaccid penis. Everywhere on the internet, it's censored.
>>217645411See>>217630528
>>217645260because it's so fucking out of place and something only modern people do
>>217630552>Why do they keep doing this?Its HBO.
>>217635991Prosthetic is funnier.
>>217636187afteryou hit 25ish you become "one of the guys" among the men of your family so they trust you with that shitt. 30s
>>217636220What about Wishbone?
>>217645115Saera and Viserra and every other minor targ up and down the tree.
>>217630552A, it has to be attainable to Dunk. B, she's from Dorne. C, she's exotic cute. And D, she hit me.
>>217630754>The final of fallout is next week and it feels like nothing has happened this season.It was a cursed show from the start. I'm amazed it even tracks.
Anyone got the webm of Dunk dancing at the party?
>>217645700Saera is the whore daughter of Jaeherys I? Is she also Hugh Hammer's mum? The King was based for disowning her
>>217645807
>>217645884hell yeah
>>217642618>she is now BasedShe is!
>>217645884Dunc doin' the reload animations
>>217645504Thank you, kind Ser
Do you think Euron's cock was bigger than Ser Arlon's?
>>217646081Euron has a micropenis.
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>>217646145holy shit, he's literally me
>>217642092Corlys would not have switched sides if Baela died there. I suspect they were kept alive so that Targaryen blood is spread across the realm.>>217642267That would be lame.
>>217645589how do you know
