>>217589685>running out of editions edition
[SAD NEWS] Tuk is still evil
first!
who's gonna tell her...
how does she do it bros???
What is the their reaction upon being called 'cute' by a white human male?
>>217625835left hiss right rape
>>217625835
>>217625794>>217625795The duality of Tuk
>>217624504
>>217625794Hey cutie!
>>217626056>mmphhh mhmmmph
>>217626056that's not the same thing
>>217626244doesnt matterhad cute blue space cat sex
random background husband my beloved he fucking jobs
>>217626278Lyle led an extremely hard lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmM8qenBdCI
>>217626361It is the Jobber Clan's highest honor to job.If only he could have matched the honor of champion Riku, who got oneshot by Wainfleet outside of combat to make Quaritch's point. Truly he was Jobber of the Century.
kitty
>>217626374This would have been a good kill to have given Norm. Neytiri is just so OP. She killed like half the Recoms too
>>217626670>fucks Trudy>Saving Private Avatar>impregnates the hottest Na'vi babe in 200 klicks>kills Wainfleethis resume is bloated enough
>>217626691Most of that was deleted or from extra material. Norm has done almost nothing of worth on screen. He just gets mocked for being ugly
istg if Spiders entire purpose is to yell cmon while running somewhere in 4 and 5, hes such a forced character that contributes nothing of value
https://x.com/i/status/2015798578774491364
>>217625835Neyney stabs you to death Varang bites you sexually
>>217625763There is now ongoing rumor that Spider will become Avatar since there were photos of him in a link tank. I'm gonna say it - I bet this is going to be the plot, but eventually during events of the movie the tank with his Avatar body will be destroyed so he will remain to be a human.
>>217627581Too many variables. Does this image imply I am my IRL human self, my IRL human self as a Recom or Avatar, or I am literally in the shoes of the characters?
creatura!
>>217627982HEY CUTIE
>>217627927FoP designs are too individualistic compared to what we see in the real franchise. Na'vi just aren't that fashionable.It is cute that the emo eye-covering bang is made non-retarded by covering a blind eye.
>Big final battle>It's just a mix of 1 &2 battles but worse
>>217627927>the skyman skullholy kek
>>217628017tell me where the flying RPG cannibals and killer squiggers were in the 1 & 2 fights or your balls instantly become the same age as Siggy
>>217628066that's a navi skull
>abo burns wood into fanart
https://polymarket.com/event/avatar-4-greenlit-by-march-31Is it over?
I would betray the human for this
>>217628372Lyle's the best there is
zoomerchads post editshttps://litter.catbox.moe/biq6afpgehremfos.mp4
RIP when? Get to it slaves, I got my adblock powered up and watchseries ready to go, I need my movie already!
>>217628823the fuck is this pixelshit
>>217628913>switched from ixbet to clean riphttps://ww8.123moviesfree.net/movie/avatar-fire-and-ash-1630860380/
what are the implications of Lyle having Neytiris repaired bow?
>>217629047>Lyle died off-screen>Lyle got bonked on the head and fell off the boat, again, off-screen and will return>Lyle ended up facing down Neytiri or one of the kids, about to die again for Quaritch's personal obsessions, and said fuck this, threw the bow at them and dipped
I wish they still had big alien cat eyes and stood a foot taller
>>217629047The final part of the movie is very messy because of reshoots, including Lyle being in one scene being handed Neytiri's bow and then not appearing again, while Neytiri has her bow back.Carmela standing around on the bridge after calling abandon ship and dying is also jarring.
>>217626374Jesus.
Reminder that this franchise is evil and if Cameron wasn't a faggot retard then he would end it with humanity freeing the Navi from Eywa
>>217629834Jim would never have the courage to even entertain this perspective and give human men what they want fully
>>217629834Reminder that you are a bootlicking cuck and Eywa, the final technological achievement of the Na'vi Blunibomber, will free Earth from the judeo-corpo death spiral and RETVRN us to Eden.
>>217625794I want to see Neytiri's reaction to her youngest defecting to the Mangkwan.
>>217629834>tight knit high trust societies >traditional family values>abundant food>no disease >can speak directly to your ancestors>land, sea and air mounts you can form deep bonds with>unspoiled paradise world >NOOOOO YOU'RE HECKING SLAVES! HOW THE FUCK IS SHEKELBERG SUPPOSED TO EXPLOIT YOU NOOOOOOOO
>>217628362>Scorpions instead of Sea Wasps
>>217625794>>217625795cutest little forklift operator
>>217626056>Tiny
>>217629869Eywa enslaved a sapient species to play dolls with and you would invite her to do to same to you, to force you and your progeny to live and fie as paleolithic slaves on a death world for the entertainment of a cosmic abomination. By the way, Ted was a lunatic and wrong about everything, which id why he was stupid enough to think he could change the world by putting bombs in the mail.>>217629889>constantly hunted by alien dinosaur hyper predators>have minimal shelter, constantly exposed to the elements, no meaningful food reserves, can't make even basic metal tools or metal>because you can't industrialize, you are entirely at the whim of whichever local leader has the most cats>if you get hurt or sick you're fucked>when you die the giant mushroom eats your brain to use a hologram based on your memories to trick your descendents into continuing to feed and protect it
>>217629834Your nose is probably reaching your chin.
>>217629999Eywa was bio-engineered by the ancient Na'vi you absolute maroon. How do you think a naturally-occurring fungus would know to explicitly forbid metalworking, stonework and the fucking wheel in order to limit technology? Eywa is either an omniscient god or the creation of Blue Ted, and I know which of those options is infinitely more interesting and more likely for atheistic nature-loving technophile James Cameron to go for.
>>217629985Do hybrids have bigger cocks?
>>217630052They're Na'vi crossed with something with a proportionally much larger cock and balls. Avatars probably have slightly larger packages than the average human, which is like a 9-incher by Na'vi standards, and blow massive loads.Na'vi women fall for avatars because despite looking a bit funny, they have jacked human upper bodies and massive cocks swinging out from behind their loincloths.
kot
>>217630267>If you hadn't shot me in the arm!haha
>>217630267>in Way of Water Jake and Quaritch both almost drown>in Fire and Ash they both get an arrow through a limbEh?
Legitimately how do you get her to calm the FUCK down even a little?
>>217630267>Pull me up!>If you hadn't have shot me in the arm! ...I should let you go.>Then do it. DAD.>You're some piece of work, kid!>grins through the blood and warpaint and looks like a fucking evil nightmare elfSeriously, look at Dark Eldar Quaritch here, it's an insane few frames.
>>217630462Kwaritch makes her calm down because she doesn't have to do her edgelord bit all the time
>>217630462This >>217630598Take on the role of unconquerable sun and let her retire to the role of moon instead of burning herself out trying to be both.
>>217630462DEY!
>>217630462Pregnancy
Watched FaA twice, once in IMAX and once in 2D. IMAX was definitely a spectacle and 2D noticeably lacked the impact of Quaritch making thunder when he takes Varang hostage and the booming reverberation of the tulkun matriarchs, which, considering I actually noticed the difference in real time, is a big point in IMAX's favor. But 2D was a fine experience, and the lack of 3D lent a clarity that let me take in what was happening in a lot of dense scenes. Like I couldn't remember how exactly Toruk and Jake went down from my IMAX viewing because of the sensory assault, but after 2D I can recall the course of the entire battle, including Toruk slamming into a rock trying to evade the swarm of RPG-toting Mangkwan tailing them.TL;DR IMAX is an experience and elevates a few scenes to iconic status, but 2D lets you catch all the details.
>>217630687Yes
>>217630687Neytiri got more racist after having (mixed) kids
>>217630808Neyneys' kids being mixed was the only thing that kept her from going full TPD after the RDA burned 50 square kms of forest and shot her boy, even still it was close.Spider would have gotten knifed forty times over by now.
>>217630852Jake stopping Neytiri from going in and stabbing Spider when they had an argument was cute
>>217630047>Eywa was bio-engineered by the ancient Na'vi you absolute maroon.Unsubstantiated fanon. Not that enslaving yourself and your progeny to an eldtrich abomination on purpose is better.>How do you think a naturally-occurring fungus would know to explicitly forbid metalworking, stonework and the fucking wheel in order to limit technology? By eating people's brains>Eywa is either an omniscient god or the creation of Blue Ted, and I know which of those options is infinitely more interesting Here's a hint, this is Avatar, the explanation is always the least interesting possibility
>>217631074>By eating people's brainsWhose technologically-advanced brain did Eywa eat before the Na'vi reached the bronze age that taught it three technologies to forbid? A random ayylmao who stopped by for a picnic? Before you say yes, that's retarded.
>>217631097>Whose technologically-advanced brain did Eywa eat before the Na'vi reached the bronze ageThey obviously did reach it, at some point, probably before the fungus had taken over the planet.>A random ayylmao who stopped by for a picnic? Maybe, yeah.>Before you say yes, that's retarded.This franchise is fucking retarded. It's so underwritten that Jimmy had to change the entire conceit of why the humans are even there to provide any level of justification for why the proper military wouldn't come and why anyone would give a shit about space whales.
Hello bro(tha)
>>217631147
>tfw no corporate qt to ground me for touching him
>>217630462Burning Eywa to the ground.
>>217631123>>217630047You are both wrong. The Na'vi are clearly alien to pandora. They have a completely different body plan: Four limbs instead of six, two eyes instead of four, a nose instead of breathing holes in the neck. The Na'vi are descendants of space-faring aliens that invaded Pandora like the humans do now. But eywa has muteted and integrated them, just like she has began to mutate and integrate humans now.
>>217631406All the more reason to destroy it
>picturesque existence in demigod bodies under a benevolent nature god LE BAD because... it stops le science! and I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!I should have known. Most of the Avatar hate already stems from Reddit after all.
>>217631511Try camping once and you'll see why living on Pandora under the thrall of Eywa would suck dick, even disregarding how the Na'vi aren't even allowed to be the apex predators on the planet.
>>217631511Also imagine being such a contrarian fag that you pretend eco hippy autism isn't peak reddit
>>217631775Eco hippy Reddit autism is kinda dead. They prefer the pseudo scientific " actually" because they are massive faggots who try to appear smarter than they are.
>>217625830Thank god for cosplayers
>>217631768I enjoy camping. It's pretty good for my mental health.
>>217630806What Spider saw in Kiri for years. How they only now hooked up is a mystery.
Would Neytiri agree to film a message to the people of earth?
>>217630462>get fire wife>want her to stop being fire wifeyou sound like you have a terminal case of gay
>>217628082Doesn't have any fangs. Not made of carbon fiber
>>217632230>wearing a covering instead of naked with makeupNot committed
>>217629834>end it with humanity freeing the Navi from Eywa>just kill your god so humanity can control you goyvi
>>217630806You guys think in Earth Avatar the rich have their very own Avatars?
>>217633665of course
>>217626374Bloodlusted Neytiri foreshadowing
>>217633665Yes. And they most likely have (regularly updated) backups of their memories, and a conveyor belt of clones so they can copy themselves whenever they die, achieving virtual immortality.Then they probably gene-mod the clones to have bigger dicks and the like.Too bad Cameron will never show this.
>>217633788It will be shown in Avatar 5 when Neytiri visits Earth
>>217633717KEK. Cameron missed out on this idea. Imagine a romance movie where a girl is dating a chad. Then she notices the chad can't seem to wake up for 8 hours after he closes his eyes no matter what. Later on she founds out the chad is actually being "piloted" by Warwick Davis and the movie turns into horror.
>>217633886In Olivia Wilde's "Don't Worry Darling", Florence Pough is having a romantic marriage with Harry Styles, but then she realizes that she is trapped in a Matrix and her husband is a balding incel IRL
>>217625794>>217625795Reminder that Avatar 4 will have a time skip and Tuk will become the new lewd waifu.And the actress will be 20 by the time the movie comes out.
>>217630462Look at this pathetic creature. Not dutiful and brave like Neytiri.
>>217627606>his Avatar body will be destroyed so he will remain to be a human.But that will be after Spider had sex with Kiri and impregnates her
>>217634856She's been in Avatar almost all her life. Crazy. She'll be like 30 when the fifth movie comes out. What will she do after Avatar?
>>217627606>>217634865It's implausible that Norm and Max and the small handful of other Na'vi-allied humans would have the capability to grow a new avatar for Spider on their own. It would undo a lot of what we've been told about avatar bodies being expensive investments
>>217634196the high ground kinda sucks for a comic that has Neytiri in a skintight spacesuit
Tonowari with na'vi murder stare...
>>217635787considering the absolute size of him it would be properly scary to see him go on a rampage
>>217635856Tonowari would be a pretty impressive specimen if he wasn't completely pussywhipped
>>217635919I'm curious. If the humans had come back when Neytiri was heavily pregnant, would she obey Jake and stay out of the fight?
>>217635983yes, because Neytiri is a submissive tradwife
>>217635983She's certainly made a show out of obeying him and she's highly protective of her kids, so probably.
>>217636108she's so perfect
>>217634857It's interesting to me that when Ney has her dead to rights Varang sneers about her being dutiful to her man, I don't think she has any actual affection for Quaritch, at least not now, or at least it's so warped and twisted she might not understand it
>>217636248>fitmogged>heightmogged>hairmogged>chinmoggedJake is embarrassing
>>217636265it would make sense for Varang to be in denial that she loves Kwaritch while also getting mating pressed by him. She might also just be edgy and say edgy things to rile up Neytiri (not hard)
>>217636265>>217636386I'd say it's just pointing out how alike Varang and Quaritch are. Both are massive hypocrits who will say something but completely ignore it when it applies to them. Quaritch chastises Jake for "finding his local tail" but does not bat am eye at the fact he is balls deep in blue pussy and showing up in tribal warpaint like a lunatic. Varang is very much the same. She will say whatever bullshit she can to sound intimidating but at the end of the day she does what she wants.
>>217636548Varang is incredibly performative, she's constantly acting like a hard bitch but folds the second Chad sees through her bullshit
>>217636594>can't land a good hit on Sa'ata, a regular riderless ikran, despite riding a larger dragon with extra natural weapons>suffers domination loss to the first piece of husband material who shows interest>when Neytiri has a knife to her throat and is jerking her head back, she doesn't react with her eyes closed and a smile on her face, thinking it's Quaritch manhandling her for another round of sex>whimpers and becomes compliant when Neytiri threatens to cut her kuru>can't hit the broad side of a barn despite being the first Mangkwan to shoot, trained by Quaritch himself>gets kuru-smacked by a clumsy teenaged girl, then rather than get up and kill her without getting in range of the kuru, she gets scared and runs awayVarang is a cute performative coward who wants her man in charge so bad!
>>217636265>>217636386according to both Jimbo and Goona she did fall in love with him based on his tactical mind, charisma and even integrity, you'll notice also at the end her design changes to where her chest is exposed like Ney's to show her heart is opening. However my problem is that after the flamethrower scene she basically becomes a henchman and it's not explored beyond the brief split-second cuddling they do
>>217637022>However my problem is that after the flamethrower scene she basically becomes a henchman and it's not explored beyond the brief split-second cuddling they dothis is just because fire and ash is actually way of water part 2. I think they realized that they fucked up and put a lot of attention towards Varang in the marketing, but less people were interested in watching the second half of a movie from two years ago. People wanted the Quaritch and Varang movie, for good reason
>>217636331Tonowari has to beg - often unsuccessfully - his wife to be a civil and not-retarded wise woman every time anything remotely contentious is on the table. In Neytiri's eyes, this alone makes Jake mog him.Except Jake would easily become pussywhipped by Neytiri if she wasn't constantly reminding him he's her man and in charge.
>>217637071If Cameron ever decides to do Avatar 4 he really needs to focus on Quaritch and Varang. He literally hit a meme jackpot and would be a waste if he didn't take advantage of it. Just give these two a kid and the internet fans would go nuts.
>>217637009I don't really know if you can call her 'performative' she is clearly evil and crazy and means to carry through her actions, like she's not putting on a front to look tough and scary. It's just that deep down she wants a man to alleviate her constant flight or fight mechanism and shoulder responsibility with her, but in the end it's towards an evil and crazy lifestyle not a life of cute humble domesticity like Jake and Ney
chat any news on AVATAR 4 getting funded? is it still cancelled?
>>217637910>she is clearly evil and crazyNo, she's completely right about everything.
>>217637022It definitely felt like a chunk of Quatrich and Varang plot was cut from the final version. For example right after Jake was caught and told Quatrich to learn to see, next scene is just Varang sleeping peacefully in a tent and Quatrich ALREADY getting out of the tent and going for "WE ARE MANGKWAN".There were a scene or two missing for sure, probably Quatrich x Varang convo, then probably sex scene too.Overall it felt like Quatrich and Varang will be villain take on Jake and Neytiri in A1, but for almost 4 hour long movie there was really stupidly few moments of Quatrich and Varang as a duo. >Weapon montage>Attack on Metkayina>Red carpet sceneThat's it. The rest is just Quatrich as main fiddle and Varang as basic henchman.
>>217638042Yes, also Cameron lost his house and car, he's working at a Starbucks now
>>217638199something was definitely cut, where was this shot even from anyway
>>217633886In the korean webtoon "Lookism" the MC is a fat loser and one day he wakes up with a handsome clone in his apartment and gets transported into it when he falls asleep so he drops out and works at a convenience store at night and goes to school and becomes a model and fights school delinquent gangs and dates hotties as a handsome gigachad during the day while his real body is sleeping at home
>>217630764I watched it in 4D and was beaten up by my own cinema chair for 3 hours and spat at by the chair in front. it was awesome
>>217638244How long till the cut scenes release?
>>217638340didn't they shoot people with flamethrowers during all mangkwan fire moments
>>217636265>>217637910She is evil and psychotic and probably even at the best of times would be insufferable and I love her lots and lots and lots still all day long :)
>>217638774There is no crime you can commit against tree brains.
>>217625763I was dragged to the first avatar in theaters and fell asleep within 15 minutes and missed to whole thing and im happy i did. these creatures are fucking revolting to look at
>>217633268If your "god" demands you live as an animal, you should kill it.
>>217638931It's cause almost all of them are mocapped with niggers except the two "villains" who are white sibce James is an evil cryptojew.
>>217638954Not at all. That's how the real God told Adam and Eve to live. They would live in paradise and can eat from any food except the Tree of Knowledge. You don't get to say "No, God, I'm doing it anyway" without getting your just consequence.
>>217639020>That's how the real God told Adam and Eve to live.They were masters of the earth and everything on it. God had Adam name all the animals. They also never knew suffering and were ageless immortals. They even could have reproduced without pain, had they not immediately broken the ONE rule, which they broke simply because it was a rule. But even after being banished from the garden, they had dominion of the world.
>>217639020Here's the thing though, if they didn't know good from evil they couldn't know that obedience is good and disobedience is bad. The story sort of breaks apart there.
>>217626124>Recom JakeWhats the likelihood this happens? It seems so obvious.
>>217639620I didn't finish the goofy teenager greentext you're replying to but it would be impossible on Jake's end and retarded on the RDA's end.
>>217626056mmm sex slave neytiri seems best
>>217626167die pedo die
>>217630047it's a planet parasite, of course it doesn't want its food source to learn technology. it wants navi dumb and naive, so it can continue feeding on them body and soul
>>217631406if true that means the navi shuttle is somewhere hidden on Pandora and whoever knew it's location was probably eaten by eywa
>>217640189you're so stupid kek
>>217633665definitely. probably hiding and searching for useful shit
>>217633747berserker neytiri sex.
>>217638954exactly
>>217631406>>217640265There's been a primate sharing all of the unusual-for-Pandora Na'vi features that was introduced in A1 specifically to demonstrate that the Na'vi are native fauna.>Unlike other Pandoran animals, however, the prolemuris has only a single neural queue, no secondary set of eyes, and no operculi in their chests. Most intriguingly, while they do have two pairs of arms - making for six limbs, along with their legs - the upper arms are partially fused together. From the shoulder to the elbow, corresponding to the human humerus, the prolemeris has only one large arm, but at the elbow it bifurcates into two separate forearms. The reason for this may be due to the added strength it gives for climbing, and also gliding. This apparently represents a transitional evolutionary step between the other six-limbed large animals of Pandora and the four-limbed Na'vi. Its toes are webbed and have a vestigial thumb that helps the animal cling to branches.https://james-camerons-avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Prolemuris
Na'vi are explicitly meant to be native to Pandora, despite differing in most ways from most of the fauna and looking like big blue kitty humans. That's a contrivance for the sake of mass appeal. There's concept art for versions of more alien, noseless Na'vi, and while those may appeal to some xenophiles they would not have created the undisputed lord of the box office that the catgirls did.
>>217626167>>217625795Made for rape
Ok /tv/, Erf has put you in charge of dealing with the bluenigger menace once and for all, with all their resources at your disposal. What do you do?
>>217641159Negotiate, strive for peace and concessions, focus on our shared qualities and not differences. Surely some mutually beneficial outcome is possible if both sides are willing. :)
>>217641159ORBITAL STRIKE
>>217641197>>217641201Duality of man.
>>217641159Fly to Pandora with my fleet, start setting up orbital defenses, establish new colonists in Bridgehead, be President. Send message back to Earth that they can fuck off and die. If they approach Pandora again, their fleet will be destroyed. Colonists and myself live the rest of our days in paradise in sustainable harmony with the natives. Not over-consuming and still maintaining an amazing lifestyle of peace and plenty. Get gifted Kuru by Kiri and ride Dragons all day every day.
>>217641197fool>>217641201lobotomite>>217641319A Man
>>217638774lmao, I knew a girl who ended up arrested with the same number of charges. Though not quite as violent of course
>>217639825>retarded on the RDA's end They've cloned the incompetent goons, it only makes sense they'd clone the one guy that's actually capable. Real Jake would've likely stayed with the RDA given the right circumstances, with brainwashing it would be guaranteed.
>>217641701>neck tattoo>methpox>a sweet girl
>>217641938>>217639620Recom Jake would have an element of redundancy when we already have Recom Quaritch on his redemption arc. Good Jake would decide "He's me, I can change his mind and turn him" and try to do the same thing there
I almost wish Lo'ak went through with it.
>>217642081I wish the almost suicide scene wasn't in the movie- there are other ways to show a teenager is at a low point.It might have turned away so many parents and kids that it cost them hundreds of millions
>>217642081What's funny is he essentially tried to commit suicide again later by riding off alone on his Ilu. If his "plan" had gone as he intended and he'd been off alone, he would have died by squid.
>>217641701>4'11>125lbs>on a meth dietshortstack meth gnome...
>>217641938Setting aside how silly evil doppelganger plots are, especially in scifi, they would have needed to have Jake's memories on a soul drive before he turned.>they capture him again and soul drive him and then recom him and brainwash it!!!That would be too silly even for children's media.
just do recom Tom Sully if you're going to do anything
>>217642259Maybe it was possible to copy Jake into a soul drive without his knowledge at some point during his cryo sleep on the ship in Avatar 1, without waking him up.Though you'd have to explain why they would have done it when they didn't know he would eventually become the leader of the Na'vi resistance, and I'm at a loss there
>>217642195Walk up to a group of these Ash Executioners, pull out your future-tablet and show em a video of a cat running around with a bag stuck on its head and say in perfect Na'vi, "That's you, dude."
>>217642259I would drop Avatar hard if Jim went with such trash
>>217640119Neytiri is not for sex slavery
>>217642349Besides that I'm pretty sure a drive capable of storing the entirety of a human "soul" is ungodly expensive.
>>217642259Every Avatar driver would likely be backed up in advance due to their value.
>>217642526No, idiot. That explicitly is not the case. Stop making up random headcanon.
>>217641159Assuming I take control after the events of Avatar 1. Identify and destroy critical elements of Eywa's neural structure using bunker busters followed by antifungal dispersement on the exposed mycelium. Seed the oceans with terran algae and sulfer reducing bacteria to eventually make the planet's atmosphere compatible with earth mammal biology. Use drones to exterminate Pandoran megafauna, keeping biological samples for later cloning experimentation as desired.Avoid the Na'vi entirely. In locations where this is not feasible, attempt to barter for land access, offering food, metal tools, and assistance in development of infrastructure. If this fails, identify and arm dissident groups with highly lethal but low capacity weapons, thermal imaging tools, and high density food supply. If that fails, use drones to attack the regional population until evactuation or extermination has been achieved. Abandon the avatar project. While the idea of trying to use the native biological form to interface with the Na'vi is an interesting idea, it is clear that Na'vi bodies are able to be influenced by Eywa to some extent, although obviously less so than the non-sapient endogenous animals. As such, Avatars are a major security concern, not just for this operation, but humanity and Earth as a whole. Unfortunately we cannot walk back the mistake of allowing Jake Sully to be integrated into Eywa, meaning that the entity is now broadly aware of our capacities. As such, all efforts must be made to eliminate it as a threat before it can find a way to infect Earth biology and enthrall it, as it has to the Pandoran biosphere.
>>217631511Eywa can't actually defend them from anything. Humans have self-restraint; let Cardassians colonize Pandora and see how long the fungus-god lasts. Eywa has crippled their ability to have any meaningful defense against spacefaring civilizations.>"Bro, stacking stones, using wheels, or smelting metals is heckin' heresy!"I noticed no bans on rape, incest, murder, usery, bestiality, or faggotry. But Eywa forbid that I build a long-lasting stone bridge over a ravine, use a cart to move things, or have a knife with any sort of real durability.
>>217642616They're going to force Jake into a link chair and make him human in the next one. "New legs" in A1 meant transferring him to a Jake clone.
>>217642742>after three films he doesn't even understand why technology is forbiddenYou HFY redditors are dumber than niggers, holy Christ.
>>217642897It's forbidden because the whole planet is controlled by an evil mushroom that has turned an entire biosphere into a doll house, with the Na'vi serving as the dolls.
>>217642897No, I understand. But you can only have an Amish paradise if it's surrounded by other whites who have guns, tanks, etc. and actually give a damn about protecting you from outside influences. Realistically, what can Eywa actually do to keep the Cats from being colonized, enslaved, raped, murdered, etc. by a far more advanced species?
>>217642971Emit a psychic field that causes thd invaders to be fucking retarded and forget how to fight war, apparently
>>217641159Just go somewhere elseA planet (moon, yadda yadda) is big, there's bound to be more funny rocks on other continents, with less blue traitors running guerrilla warfare
>>217643026Works for the first wave. Then Gul Dukat has his top scientists develop a countermeasure, or he just plagues the planet to barrenness.
>During the mating, the couple will connect queues in an act called tsaheylu. This creates a state of unified body consciousness, in which both parties access the physical sensations of the other. A single instance of this act will create a powerful emotional bond that lasts a lifetime.>The intertwining of queues is both highly erotic and profoundly spiritual, but is not the actual act of sexual reproduction.>TFW no erotic Bird Wife
>>217642971Why, bait them into creating forms capable of interfacing with Eywa, show them the way of life the way the Blunibombers envisioned and, unless they've found a way to surpass the elements of civilization and technology that compromise a wholesome way of life, they will become hostile to their own kind and start setting up a subtly Eywa-assisted revolution.If they did find a virtuous way forward with technology and civilization, they wouldn't be leading grim enough lives to switch allegiance to Eywa, but if the Na'vi were forcibly elevated to another good way of living, the Blunibombers would consider it a tolerable outcome.
Why are people claiming that Eywa mindcontrols the navi or is some sort of parasite? Is it just a cope in order to somehow portray Eywa or the Navi as villanous/malicious?
>>217643329Yes
>>217643329What no Direhorse sex does to MFs
>>217643531As a degenerate, i hope i hope FaA gets enough cultural relevance to have furfags draw some of the animals fuckingAshley instant loss to Sa'at fucking when
>>217643329Like I said: Eywa has no means of protecting the Cats from a real imperialist threat, but it forbids them from having the technology to defend themselves. Preach as much as you like about the superiority of their AnPrim life, and it definitely has admirable quality, but moralizing sermons mean absolutely nothing in the face of an uncaring galaxy. You either need the force to defend yourself, or someone else who genuinely loves you and has that force. Eywa may genuinely love them, but it cannot prevent an orbital bombardment or a committed invasion, so Eywa keeping them as basically toddlers in the grand scheme of the universe is at best misguided, at worst malicious.
>>217635787>Tonowari watching an ISV deliver humanity's ulimate weapon:>yet another fucking wave of soldiers and war machines
>>217643722>yet another fucking wave of soldiers and war machinesThe only dedicated war machines to grace Pandora are the Scorpion/Sea Wasps and Dragon, and every major conflict to feature them has required them to be fly unfortunately low (covering a makeshift bomber and a whaling fleet) and directly under floating rock formations concealing a horde of ikran riders.TL;DR, true human military might on Pandora has never been tried.
0 cultural impact
>>217643722>saw an only varang has no end editdamnit why you gotta post these after I decide not to save
>>217627982Hiss queen.
>>217643329The Navi, as the name suggests, are not to blame, but they are kept as pets by Eywa, who keeps them in the cosmic back yard for entertainment purposes. Eywa directly interfaces with their brains, manipulating their thoughts so that they love the fungus unconditionally, and it can even mutate alien biology with enough exposure.
>>217643705>but moralizing sermons mean absolutely nothing in the face of an uncaring galaxyOr even the terrifying megafauna apex predators of their own biosphere.
>>217644009Varang's end may be modest, but it's round, it's tight and it's right below a tail you can pull on.
>>217643964Tonowari should get to enjoy being on the receiving end of a gunrun at least oncehttps://youtu.be/i-5KkadJWAY?si=BHDQbO3Y5ywY4feY&t=202
>avatar cakehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=i2xhf0QjR4U>AI slopificationhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=C4DU0tYsoNw>predditor b8https://youtube.com/watch?v=gyXfFqXhp1A>how to draw Kirihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4BKQgIMAmsY>extrahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fyJWaIYXjSA
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>>217644502wtf is this general about?
>>217644113That would be Tuk.
>>217642154>Oh woe is me I wish this was watered down disney faggotry!Fuck off. Avatar 3 worked because it wasn't trying to gently handle tiny pathetic disney adult balls.
>>217644553I like how in that scene Tuk squats by Jake. And when Jake tells Spider that he's gonna go back to High Camp, Tuk scurries to Neytiri and clutches her mother's arm. When Neytiri goes pinkskin mode on Spider, Tuk whimpers and steps back from Neytiri, begging her mother to stop (or that's what I think I heard). Tuk then cowers behind Lo'ak and starts sobbing.
>>217644393>hating on Tonowari of all peopleyou are spiritually Ronal
>>217644786>double tactical retreat, regroups behind cover and times a well-executed hissYep, she's gonna be the GOAT post-timeskip.
>>217644835"break the badass" is more Varang's style
>>217644523>Latina NaviMy dick
>>217645560
Hatred of the invading enemy is a most humane feeling. But it is born with such a pain of heart and torment of the soul that God forbid anyone to experience it a second time -Pavel Batov>loses her sister>loses her father>loses her hometree>loses her ikran>watches half a forest burn as the sky people return>forced to leave her tribe and home>forced to live with sea tribe who hate her kids>loses her eldest son>accidentally breaks her father's bow>watches her greatest enemy threaten to slice her adopted daughter's throat>watches her youngest daughter get sucked down a hole into a sky people monstrosity>thinks that she and her daughter are going to drown surrounded by cold metal>has to bury her son far from her home and tribe>gets shot in the shoulder>watches the ship carrying her kids go down in flames>has to endure the world's worst rehab>forced to watch her beloved husband dragged away by her most hated rival>has to risk death multiple times to free him>realize the thing she despised for 16 years is actually just a hurting lonely kid >realize she convinced her husband the kid should be murdered>watches her youngest daughter get kidnapped >again>mindraped by an apostate witchNeytiri is for suffering
>>217645813absolute playa
>>217645881>gets to chill in high camp on medical standby, doing the heckin science and plapping the most beautiful lady this side of Pandorafuck Norm
>>217645793>loses her youngest daughter to said apostate witch>>217625794
>>217645793>watches her youngest daughter get kidnapped >againIts gonna happen some more i rekon.
>>217645881Norm won
>>217646405I'm inclined to agree. Gets to spend his life studying Eywa. Whether or not he gets any na'vi bush, I'm thinking he feels a lot of fulfilment in his life.
Unfortunately this movie is better than the second one but the three go nowhere therefore the last one lost viewership
Alright, I'm locking up all the Avatars for the night. All you perverted creepos better stay out and keep your hands to yourselves!
>Does anyone else LE NOBLE SAVAGE???
I don’t like the idea that Jakes brother could have been turned into a recom as I think that would be retro active lore changes. How do you think his character would be though. Do we really know much about him other than he was a scientist. Was his relation to Jake close or were they more ambivalent. If they were to encounter one another I really couldn’t see Tom being a hard line humanity supporter at all costs, seeing as he was apart of the Avatar program. It is stated that he was more reserved and less outgoing but I think if anything, that could push him to wanting to go to his brothers side for the familiarity of it. He must have had some compassion for the natives but I am speculating at this point
>>217646435the pic of him and his wife and kids a few posts up from yours is canon
Biblical Imaginery-"Eywa" = "Yahweh", a simple reversal of the abrahmic sky daddy god.-The character name "Grace Augustine" is fully loaded with christianity. "Grace" is a specific theological state where you get right with god. Augustine was a theologian and saint.-In the third movie, one of the Ash people pokes Quaritch in his obliques with a spear, drawing a bit of blood. This is like the Lance of Longinus for Evangelion fans, or: the holy spear.-Varang's tight little horizontal binder is sometimes worn with a vertical stripe of paint or paints, clearly forming a cross.-The third film specifically makes general appeals to faith and belief, especially the opening argument between Jake and Ney (and Jake really ought to know better, since he lived the proof of his god at the climax of the first film).-In the first film, when the much larger Neytiri cradles Jake's weak human body, this pose is taken directly from the Pieta (mary cradles the dead jesus). The Michelangelo sculpture is the best known example, but it's a genre thing with other instances.-"Tulkun". The sound of this word is suspiciously close to the jewish theological concept of "tikkun". In rough strokes, the jewish/kabbalastic notion of tikkun is: the world is broken and wrong, and various troublesome things in the world (qlippoth) obstruct our clear view of reality. Therefore, we should endeavor to repair the broken world that we inhabit.-And then of course, the Na'vi are waging jihad against the occupying humans.-Jake is short for Jacob-Jacob took his brother Esau's inheritance by wearing goatskins on his arms so his father would think he was Esau-Jake literally wears his brother's Avatar and takes his place in the program-Jake Sully, the father of the tribe, taking his son Spyder out to kill him before changing his mind by a revelationYou can stretch it any way you like, but the abrahamist stuff is a major informer.
>>217647081If Tommy had a soul drive made before his death they wouldn't have needed Jake to pilot his avatar, unless a recom's brain is put together too differently. Avatars are meant to be comatose when not piloted after all.There also wouldn't be any reason to recom him at this point because he has no military training and no military disposition, and the diplomatic purpose he was originally there for has failed.Even if Tommy getting recom'd was possible (it isn't), RDA would not allocate funding for it because 1) it's useless and 2) it's worse than useless because why wouldn't Tommy the Na'vi enthusiast just go join his brother if he was already stuck in a Na'vi body for the rest of his life.
Any fanfic where Quarritch and Varang won or it's done all in AI now?
>>217630806We're not pussyfooting around.
qt
https://www.artofvfx.com/avatar-fire-and-ash-eric-saindon-daniel-barrett-richard-baneham/>What’s remarkable is that, despite the increase in characters and simulation work, Fire and Ash was completed using fewer overall compute hours than the film before it. >What is your next project?>That’s an interesting question. We’re currently developing the next-gen system. Obviously, with the intention of being in a position to make Avatar 4 and 5. That’s the ideal system, which is completely agnostic and theoretically would put us in a position to service any major motion picture that was character, creature, and effects heavy.Obviously not a confirmation, but an interesting interview where they mention how good they've gotten at making these movies.
>>217646963>ywn get this bricked up watching your fire waifu test out the new boomsticks you got herwhy live
>>217647296she immediately tries to sacrifice him it really is a good instruction on how to deal with women
>>217647296for>>217647203
>every day from Friday to Tuesday, Zootopia only made 15-20% less than FaA domestically despite being in theaters three weeks longer and being shown in 5% fewer theatersWhy are Americans like this?
>tfw no corporate qt to criticise my parallel parking
>>217634894invest the money and live off the interest without touching the principle, I hope
>>217648260>all the cat people hold up the IFF tag like a protective talismanCute!
>reached never before seen heights of Cultural Relevance>on track to earn 2/3rds what TWoW did because fewer everyday normalfags showedThe moral of the story is internet relevance is heavily overrated.
>>217648568>Na'vi have extra fingers and Quaritch has Jake's face OMG I love the AI future so much bros
>>217645793It's what she gets for corrupting Jake.
>>217649188The second movie only did well because it took so long to come out that everyone forgot the first movie sucked
When are we getting a proper digital rip I am tired of cam shit
>>217649529Guessing in about a month, based on how Zootopia 2 came out a month earlier and released on digital yesterday.If it matched Way of Water's schedule then it would be late March, but Fire and Ash hasn't had the same legs in theaters
>>217643705>Eywa has no means of protecting the Cats from a real imperialist threatEywa hasn't revealed her greatest defender yet...
box office sisters and bros, i am afraid for avatar 4 and 5's budget...
>>217650571na'vi eyes being reflective isn't brought up often enough
living in a locked grid... running in circles... I cant do it bros, but I cant camp ma eywa style either, its joever more often than we're backing these days
>>217650598I think I noticed this at one spot with Varang's eyes and the flames playing around in them last time.I just want to say that I love all of my Avafrens very much, every single one of you. The Great Work will be completed. Be well. (Ney coming in and then quenching the fire is the exact scene when I fell in love with the whole thing btw)
>>217650702based, Neytiri hates torches
>>217650702I loved the first one as a kid and dragged my mum back like 3 extra viewings, love a token kitty as an adult with 2 and 3 though the overall story and worlds nonexistence still gave me post avatar depression
will Pril get kidnapped in avatar 4 and 5?
>>217650946Tuk needs some kind of character growth post timeskip so yes, Pril will be the token kidnapee
You can use Grok imagine to make really hot Na'vi porn.
>>217650993I doubt that, AI na'vi are always off model
>>217650768I swear she says "fire be DAMP" as she douses the thing. And then Jake is like Woah, the most wonderful moment in the whole thing.Something I've come to appreciate more about the original film is how precise and important Jake's many costume changes are. He starts out as human cripple, then as avatar in (newborn) hospital gown. He doesn't need any of that, he loves regaining the use of his legs. Especially important is his first proper sortie. He's a soldier, fatigues, gun, pack. He loses the gun and pack almost immediately, then while improvising, his fire goes away. As he interacts with Neytiri, he loses the PIKE itself as it falls away, a little-observed detail. (The slow descent of the pike sets up the descents of the characters in the lower gravity). He's captured, then put to bed as a baby candidate. God, I love the original so much.
>>217625763/tv/ Community ComplaintWe want to raise an ongoing concern shared by multiple users regarding the state of discussion on /tv/, specifically around long-running general threads.Over time, a number of generals — including Pluribus, Alien Earth, Stranger Things, Star Trek, and others — appear to be relying on post bots or artificial reply inflation to maintain prominence. This practice distorts organic engagement, crowds out genuine discussion, and gives a misleading impression of community interest.Because of this, many users feel that allowing generals to continue after the 12th would further erode the quality of the board. The request being made is straightforward:That general threads no longer be allowed going forwardThat discussion return to individual, topic-focused threads driven by real participationThat artificial boosting, intentional or otherwise, be addressed transparentlyThis complaint isn’t about targeting specific fandoms, but about preserving fair visibility and authentic conversation on /tv/. Many of us would prefer a board where threads rise or fall based on actual interest, not automated activity.Submitted in good faith by concerned users.
>>217651060I, for one, enjoy my clanker programming
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>>217634196>pinkskinBut that guy is black though
>>217651380humans are white (pink) to Neytiri. She refuses to acknowledge that some humans aren't pink. It's a bit like calling all asians gooks
>>217651380they're all pink on the inside.
>I'll have you know not all humans are wh...
>>217651561Holy shit, Neytiri.
>>217651584Wrong gif, this is her mournfully slaughtering an animal she's not going to eat. She averts her eyes when she stabs.Were she stabbing a FUCKING PINKER, her eyes would be wide and glued to the lethal knife holes she was making, savoring every moment and detail of pinker death.
is truly over? last genny?
>>217652101Yes. This is confirmed last thread.
>>217652101Yes, we failed. We let Jimmy down. We don't deserve Avatar 4. This is just like what happened with Alita, we just didn't love her enough so now she's gone forever.
>tfw no corporate qt to drink with after a long day
>>217651584Friendly Reminder that in Avatar 1 Neytiri hated senseless killing of wild life.
>>217652261she still does. That's why she hates pinkskin insanity so much, because they constantly cause unnecessary suffering
>alright pack it up people
It was a good run brothers.
Take care frens, i'll see you all again once 4 drops
>>217652160>We don't deserve Avatar 4.I no longer feel like Jim had a grand vision beyond "keep theatres open for a couple of extra years" so I'm okay leaving it here. reminder that his original premise for the sequels involved extra moons.
>4 years until 4>still not confirmedit's over, splitting the sequel into two movies was a mistake
>>217653408Fire and Ash should've been the 2nd movie. Varang and Quaritch gets introduced. They do raids and hunt the whales. Jake helps out the Metkayina but eventually they lose to increase the stakes and setup the 3rd movie with all the huge battles including the whales and squids helping out.>>217653019If I remember correctly he wanted to do a huge time skip starring different characters.
>>217627628>tingles>why not both?
>>217654038>If I remember correctly he wanted to do a huge time skip starring different characters.well he did do that, but I assume you mean not Jake and neyney. presumably, whatever his idea was, it wouldn't have felt enough like a continuation of the same story.
>>217628950>it's colloquial
all energy is borrowed and must eventually be returned to Eywa. /afag/ will go to the ancestors and new life will spring after avatar 4. That is the great mothers plan
how did that get this gimongous excavator onto pandora?in order to build anything that consist of metal, you first have to mine the oreafter mining the ore, you then need to convert it into metalbut in order to convert the ore into metal, the machines needed to convert the ore into metal have to be built - and thats where the conundrum comes into playhow do you build something that consist of being metal, if you dont have the metal to construct it in the first placethis is why it is impossible to construct anything made of metal on another planet
Varang's eye tattoo should be on her left hand because she's left hand path
>>217655486> how do you build something that consist of being metal, if you dont have the metal to construct it in the first placeExactly, which is why we got our machines made out of metal from Jupiter
>>217655486I've said in the past that I do wish the RDA on Pandora was more ressource constrained. They should need to first set up basic production lines from scratch, with mines, refineries, steel mills etc. They should be heavily reliant on regular import of supplies and machinery from earth still. This would also nerf them in the war. The RDA has to haul all those helicopters and mechs through space for six years, because local production is not yet set up. This gives the na'vi a fighting chance to win a war of attrition and to stop the RDA foothold (again) before it becomes self-reliant.
This movie was so rushed and bloated with exposition. Selfridge spends several years traveling between star systems and back and he doesn't even get an introduction, I'm not expecting a Darth Vader entrance but at least some acknowledgment that the top RDA representative from the first movie is back on Pandora
>>217655844That is all true though. They've been back for 1 year and it took them that long to make Bridgehead which is still relatively small. They don't have an overwhelming amount of stuff. Their ocean fleet is only like a dozen ships and half of those got wrecked. It's not like they have a million man army with 100,000 amp suits and choppers or something.
I’m confused by these threads. Do you faggots like this shit unironically or is this just a place for autistic shitposting?
>>217656167we love avatar!
wait the thread generals being disallowed was real and not a troll post?
>>217656167Yes, I like Avatar unironically. You should find something you like unironically as well, it's good for your mental health.
>>217656167No, of course not! You already TOLD us that it was BAD! So we totally understand that we're not allowed to like this thing because you've decided it's unworthy! So we're totally just ironically being silly haha ok, bye now!
>>217655844Earth and RDA should've been super rich and successful. To the point Pandora and its resources is almost meaningless. That way, humanity doesn't need to do a full invasion. It's like how we view Sentinel Island and it's natives.
Where next thread?
>>217656907Verboten.
>>217656907
>>217656779They are rich. Money can only do so much. Money can't fix Earth after rampant, unchecked capitalism destroyed it. In Cameron's Avatar, only Pandora has been found as a viable second world that can sustain a large human population. You can grumble about that all you want, but it is the case.
>>217656912>>217656917Says who?
>>217656955Be the change you want to see: start the next thread
