/hor/ - horror movie generaltraumatic edition
>>217663454>HRW I pull out the cum jar
>>217663454Is that JCon?
>>217663479I was just going to post “first” Anyways, second
>>217663491Sadly, it appears to be.
Is disaster /hor/?
>>217663497Grim. >>217663491I don’t think so. >>217663542Yeah
Horror movies with controversial scenes?
My kinda thread. Post /hor/fus acting scared and pathetic.
>trauma edition 217663742Harper after getting a lesson from her husband
Pretty mixed opinions on the new Silent Hill movie
>>217663742
>IMG_XXX.jpgPost hidden.
>>217663857Cuck
>>217663694I don’t know. The son fucking the mom at gunpoint in Trauma?
>>217663857Pissman made this thread. Just look at the OP filename + made it improperly like the Conjuring edition. No spam guide either. Like clockwork, he will also seethe at someone pointing out the obvious.I strongly suggest someone bake an actual /hor/ thread instead of letting the schizo jeet believe he runs the show.
>>217664059We don’t need a spam guide.
Was this traumatic?>>217664059/hor/ isn’t run by anyone..
>>217664059The spam guide is a joke that wore out its welcome
>>217664283Exactly. It was made by a few anons who cannot stand newcomers coming in.
>>217664059> I strongly suggest someone bake an actual /hor/ thread instead of letting the schizo jeet believe he runs the show.Take your meds unc
>>217664059Who cares who made it? Stop circlejerking and trying to form an in group. Faggot.
>Like clockwork, he will also seethe at someone pointing out the obvious.
>>217664377Why are you discussing other anons instead of movies? lolAnyways, what should I watch tonight?
Bumped
>>217658547No im not, funny that you mentioned butterfly kisses, i rewatched it right after shelbyoaks, what a fucking dogshit movie cuckman made.The movie i was talking about is not any of the well known ones, at this point i don’t even know if its real movie or i just dreamt it.
>>217665190Shelby Oaks was so good, bro. Man Finds Tape was awesome too, especially if you saw Wormtown first.
>>217663454Behold the greatest portrayal of trauma this decade
>>217665345
>>217665356Okay, this does look traumatizing
I realized I watched way too much phenomena and /hor/ in my den over the years that when I put on cable during vacation and top gun maverick was on i forgot jconn was a normie actor whos hella big
>>217665396Jcon is nothing
>>217663856the smile movies were ok, but goddamn the looks of both the main girls at the end when they're absolutely broken right before being killed is so fucking kino
#traumatized#midsommar#whitepride
>>217665415> the looks of both the main girls at the end when they're absolutely broken right before being killed is so fucking kinoMight have to watch both films again desu.
>>217665415> the smile movies were okSmile 2 was near perfect. 1 was a surprise hit. >oklol
>>217665479fair, Smile 2 was really good. I thought the main actress carried the film though
>>217665385She is an amazing actress yes.
>>217665479Smile 2 is a high contender for top 10 horror of all time and I've seen a LOT of horror movies.
>>217665543what's your top 3?
>>217665555Friday 3ROTLDSmile 2
>>217665543Possibly, the movie was such a perfect trip. >>217665555>Smile 2>Terrifier 3>28 Years Later
>>217665570>rotldThat isn’t even horror.
>>217665564>>217665570Shit I can't count. Add Shining and Silip up there.
>>217665591>>217665570Banned movie btw.
>>217665598And if Silip doesn't count Alucarda.
>>217663694the girl next door (2007)
>>2176655551. The Thing2. Vampyr3. Smile
Banned movies on /hor/> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (1990) >The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned**>the entire animation genre is also banned*
My top 5>The Conjuring>The Conjuring 2>Insidious 1>Insidious 2>Dead Silence
>>217663454I'm 39 and this is the look the only girlfriend I ever had gave me when she found the Tickling folder. Never even got to touch her feet.
>>217665570>>217665574>>217665617>>217665695Where is Lowlifes?
>>217665695These movies defined the 2000s, 2010s and 2020s. Bravo, senor Wan. Tremendous achievement.
>>217665695Reddit horror.
>>217665695Such perfect films. Outside your list I would also add>Sinister>Smile 1>Smile 2
>>217665786These movies were all pre-reddit, zoomer.
>>217665714What was her face when she saw your cuck folder?
>>217665828Dead Silence came out in 2007 and Reddit started in 2005. The other movies are all from the 2010s onward.
>>217665852
>>217665909He meant “redditurd culture” but you already knew that.
>>217665943No, that's what I claimed in my first post. Just wanted to show how much of an idiot you are in all respects. :)
Lets traumatize the viewer
idiot he is*
>>217666014Looks like Amanda Fix>>217665524
Daaahhh I like Suspiriaaa...
>>217666091>t. harperfag
>my..youth..is…le….gone…..
>>217665555Blair Witch ProjectBring Her BackAlienHonorable mention to Rosemarys Baby
>>217666066Faceblind cuck
>>217666173Honestly, how do you age that poorly?
>>217666211Don’t give a fuck about your diet, fitness levels and body composition and you will fall apart by 35ish. Throw in 40 hour work weeks and it’s over. Aging hits girls harder though and this has been proven by science. Their bodies don’t recover as well as men and signs of aging start showing at 19 whereas it starts at 40 for men.
>>217666173>hfw 30
>>217666180Go back
>>217665261it was good for the first 25 or so minutes after that it’s just very funny slop, ending was hilarious tho. Have not seen wormtown, gonna watch it tonight.
>>217666604> it was good for the first 25 or so minutes after that it’s just very funny slop, ending was hilarious thoWhen did hating on good movies become a past time or identity for people?
I just watched this. What did I think of it?
Almost that time of the year to rewatch the greatest early 80s slasher
>>217666180> Bring Her BackYou can go back.
>>217666643LOL
>>217666619it dose not go this deep, i was on a ff binge shelbyoks come after rec, as above so below, poughkeepsie, strange harvest, leaving dc.
>>217666180> Bring Her BackYou can go back with her
>>217666696Shelby Oaks was good though.
>>217666633You MUST be joking...
Its time to admit even cheap crtically panned found footage movoes are scarier than well made critically acclaimed horror movies that arent found footage.What are yout favourites?
>>217666913You mean like non mainstream FF movies? There hasn’t been any since Paranormal Activity
>>217666913Hell House is obviously very prominent.
>>217666875I haven’t seen yet. Added.
>>217666819the first 25 minutes
>>217665695Conjuring is unironically great
Check it>>217666666>>217666666>>217666666
I watch scary movies with all the lights on and youtube shorts on my second monitor
>>217667453Yeah obviously. It spawned a whole universe. Very successful.
Incision looks interesting and its on tubi. im going in
>>217668036Is that the one about the mentally ill girl?
Trauma edishon
This has been the best edition of the last 6 months at least.
>>217668603
Trauma edition. lol. This means waifufags can post whatever they want?
>>217668691Yes.
Was he traumatized?
>>217666413>>217666643>>217666720It appears my superiority has caused some controversy
Just finished. I don't know anything about this game or about Markiplier and I had no idea what was going on and I was bored to death. This shit is over two hours and it's all just a guy sitting in a submarine. I didn't realize directed by Markiplier was also going to mean starring only Markiplier and staring at his shitty face for 124 minutes. There are other characters but they're just voices on an intercom. This becomes a REAL big problem when at the climax he decides to make all the dialogue unintelligible and apparently also very important. The idea of a blood ocean with monsters in it is very cool but all the movie is is him puttering around in his sub whining and moping. And that "most blood ever used for a movie" bullshit? He's in a submarine in a blood ocean, what the fuck do you think happens to warrant that? It's blindingly obvious. I really fucking hated this but I have a feeling some of you are going to love it. I think you HAVE to know the game for it to make sense, they make explicit reference to all kind of lore that they don't bother even trying to explain at all. This is the opposite of how you make a movie, I hated everything about it.
>>217669366It is just him for two hours? lmao
more like iron dung
>>217669366>I don't know anything about this game or about Markiplier and I had no idea what was going onWhy do retards keep posting here saying they have no idea about a game a movie is based on then acting like their opinion is at all relevant?
>>217669399This is a board about movies.
>>217669406Yes, and if you watch a movie based on a game and have never played said game, your opinion is irrelevant.
>>217669366> think you HAVE to know the game for it to make sense, they make explicit reference to all kind of lore that they don't bother even trying to explain at all. This is the opposite of how you make a movie, I have no problem with this
>>217669438That's the stupidest thing you've ever said.
>>217669456I can assure you I've said worse.
>>217664059>will also seethe at someone pointing out the obviousnostrodamus, and then he shits the bed in typical OCD style
>>217669507Discuss movies.
>>217664059>literally doing the meme
>>217669366Thanks anon. I'll wait for vod.
>>217669555kek
>>217665646thanks for the recommendations
>>217669555It's a meme for a reason. Generals always attract one or more severely mentally ill users. And it's intolerable to a normal person not to say it. Even a brand new user will be like, "hey am I the only one noticing the freak shitting in the corner shouting a catchphrase??"
This one was good.
>>217669887/vg/ was completely ruined by that shit. Every single thread is just cliques and people who make being a recognizable user on an anonymous forum their entire identity.
>>217669918Exactly. I treat every post as a post from an anonymous person. I am not some faggot.
>>217669918Brvtal, given that's a board for both generals and videogames I imagine it's the epicenter of autism. At least the other boards I browse have poopdicks that that's are topic.
Just put this on.
>>217668036It's good anon, enjoy
>>217669991That girl isn't very sexy.
>get told to watch 28 Years Later to prep for the new one>it's garbage>there's barely any zombies>just some dude hanging dong>the ending has some kung fu parkour people in wigs and tracksuits come out of nowherePlease tell me the new one isn't this bad.
>>217669887The anon shouting “pissman” in every general is such a nuisance. >>217664059
>>217670034Good news! The dongmonster and parkour lads are now the main characters!
>>217669399It's an interesting question. Should you have to have context for a film?I watched a film called "The Childhood of a Leader" once, tagged as horror/mystery. I would describe it as "An annoying as fuck kid is growing up in the early 20th century, and occasionally there is ominous music. And then at the end there's a scene of a hitler like guy".In hindsight, you were supposed to watch the film analyzing every part of the kid to see how his upbringing made him a fascist dictator. But I just saw him as an annoying kid and literally fucking nothing happening.
>>217670052Lol. Gay af.
>>217670047after 2+ years of this, people either hide his posts or you call him a fag. not much more to it.
>>217670052Come the fuck on.Are people just pretending to like this shit because they want to support the director of the original or am I this out of touch with the horror audience?
>>217670110Well it's a tremendous flop so I don't think too many people like it
>>217670110The cinematography of the first one was pretty unique, audiences are ultimately addicted to newness. Haven't seen the followup.
>>217670122I saw the first one in theaters, worth the spectacle but I can understand why people don't feel like seconds.
>>217670094Horror fans are retarded. I assume the anon who made that image is mentally ill also.
>>217670094Hippopotamus was good though. What a fag.
>>217663454
>>217670094True, though the other option is just leaving which has become more popular.
Trauma
The more time I spend in /hor/ the more I'm beginning to suspect it's just me and one other poster.
>>217670338I am here to discuss horror.
>>217670394True /hor/ experience. Just you and your thoughts.
>>217666632you thought it could have had a better ending.>>217666633the prowler?
>>217666633I got it at Walmart last year. I think they have it this year too.
>>217666875kek you had the same thought. they have a similar shattered idyllic american ambience to them. I like them both but Prowler edges them out.
>>217670449if you can believe it, there's another reboot coming from Blumhouse.
>>217670394Just you and harperbro, fren.
>>217670470Oh dear. From Blumhouse, I can believe it.
>>217670493Blumhouse has become like a corporate IP raider. They're gonna make the new Saw, Exorcist, Mummy, and Paranormal Activity.
>>217670394You're the only real person, the rest of us are bots designed by the CIA to monitor and learn your behaviour patterns.
>>217670572You joke, but I know that the boutique dvd companies monitor my letterboxd profile to decide on releases
>>217670473TromA
>“I want this to be the craziest film I’ve ever made,” Roth states. “I mean, I want to outdo Hostel and Green Inferno and Cabin Fever in terms of bat shit crazy. And we just shot it. I’m in post on it now. No release date yet, but thinking maybe late summer. But it’s totally insane.”Do you trust this man? It stars Ari Millen of Orphan Black. I thought that was the thing that Amanda Fix starred in, but turns out that was some offshoot.
>>217670626I ain’t hyped
>>217670626This fratbro has never made a good movie
>hfw coping with trauma
>>217670626He's remaking Ice Cream Man? Will Clint Howard cameo?
>>217670690Nah it's a new concept, same name.
Two future kinos incoming>Ana de Armas to Star in Psychological Thriller ‘Sweat’ from ‘I Care a Lot’ Director J Blakeson>Ana de Armas is set to star in Sweat, an English-language remake of Magnus von Horn‘s 2020 Polish film of the same name, Variety reports.>De Armas stars as ambitious fitness influencer Emma Kent, who dreams of matching the success of her idol, social media superstar Kat Highbrook.>When an encounter with Kat goes horribly wrong, Emma’s carefully curated world begins to collapse. She is forced into a dangerous arrangement with Trent, an obsessive fan, whose unhinged devotion pushes Emma to choose how far she’s willing to go for fame.>Julia Garner Joins Charlize Theron In Thriller ‘Tyrant’ From Director David Weil And Amazon MGM Studios>Plot details are vague other than Tyrant is said to have shades of Wall Street and Whiplash set in NYC’s high-end culinary world
>>217670778Every one of those actresses are way past their prime.
>>217670778>Tyrant is said to have shades of Wall Street and Whiplash set in NYC’s high-end culinary worldWe're getting ripoffs of The Menu already? It only came out like three years ago.
>>217670778I like garner as a 3rd grade teacher in weapons
>>217670778you call that bait news, this is bait news>Mckenna Grace stars in "Slanted", about a Chinese girl who undergoes a proceedure to become white>“Slanted offers a searing and unapologetically satirical view of race and what it is to be white,” said Wang. “At the heart of this movie is a Chinese girl who just wants to feel accepted as an American.” She continues, “This is a deeply personal film that digs into your insecurities and exposes the twisted realities of a fractured identity. I have made this movie in the hopes that by exposing my wounds as a Chinese Australian woman I can help others heal their own self-doubt.”out March 13
>>217670961wut
Horror =/= Gross OutIf you’re here to talk about Terrifier, take it to /grossout/Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Just finished My Little SisterWatch it
are there any swedes here who understood the guys at the beginning of The Thing
>>217670977I agree but you'll get faggots here seethe about it and purposefully post it now.
>>217669555You have no idea how accurate this is. I had a guy here dub me NEGROPISSMAN, literally, because I accused him of being the sort of person to like interracial porn or something, I barely remember. I don’t come on /hor/ often but once every month or so I’d check in and see this guy still having a melty accusing people of being NEGROPISSMAN. It went on for over a year.
>>217670893Food horror is going to be the big thing for the next couple of years.
>>217671582Oh sweet, it's the new creation from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele.
>>217663491Just checked; no
>>217671582
>>217671582Midsommar 2
The Machine Girl was revenge kino, thanks to the anon who mentioned Noboru Iguchi recently.Only downside was there was more than one "Battling Seizure Robots" scene I could barely look at the screen.
>>217672144You're in luck, the Sushi Typhoon guys made a ton of stuff and it's generally all good
>>217671582>white people having fun?!>t-this is a threat to our democracy!
>>217666949Lol what??
Ass 2 ass jenny
Terrifier trilogy is kino.
>>217672187Sweet, looking at the films on the wiki page there's a bunch I haven't heard of.
>>217673271Shit, I didn't realize Miike was considered one of them, I don't think he ever made anything for them. Him by himself is like 200 movies, lol
Just finished. Entertaining Taiwanese ghost comedy, similar look and tone to Humanist Vampire but much more comedic. Cute dead girl thinks she's being forgotten by her family and is forced to move into professional scaring in order to keep herself from fading into nonexistence. It's really a parody of celeb culture but there's lots of bloody slapstick. Pacing is great, cool concepts, pretty girls. Not much I didn't like about it.
>>217670626>The guy who is making a new movie says his new movie will be amazing and everyone should watch it...
>>217672694but it's not a trilogy
After being sick for 4 days and not on the internet, 4chan sucks ass, coming back to it. Even /hor/ is pretty shit and not worth browsing. It all boils down to this site being 90%+ bots, spam, government agencies/contractors, corporate shills or shills in general, and absolute retarded users.
>>217675416it is known
>>217663972Wait what?
>>217673655unironically one of the best I watched last year
>>217663491No.
God, I love Hellraiser 2
>>217676255I hate Hellraiser 2 because of how it treats Pinhead's Gash.
Arrow just announced a 4k of The Eye.Any good?
>>217676313It's a 5.5/10. There are better Asian supernatural movies, but it's worth at least a watch. Skip the sequels, they're below average and a bore mostly.
Rarely posting anymore, but here's what I'm watching tomorrow morning:>fuji_jukai.mov>The Yellow Taboo>Crabs!
>>217676306>how it treats Pinhead's GashWhat?
>>217676843Channard just offs them like they're nothing.Or is the the Gash part you're confused about?
Am I the only one that saw this? I’m not a movie guy that knows all the directors and studios, but I guess this movie had a wild ride to get the theaters. But it was pretty good and I haven’t seen it posted anywhere since.
>>217677100>Markiplier's Iron Lung is making more in its presales than Shelby Oaks made in its whole runNo one talks about it because no one watched it.
>>217677100Saw it on November 18th and I liked it.
>>217669887Probably the only other sane post ITT.
>James Wan and Leigh Whannell admit they love homoerotic ‘SAW’ fan fiction during a Q&A at Sundance. >“We do love the fan fiction version, it’s fantastic... I’ve been waiting 20 years for the fan fiction to come out of Saw that would be the next 50 Shades.”bvsed!
>>217670094This too.
idk if borgonia was a horror but im still pissed off
>>217672694For all the pearlclutching about the violence, I find them strangely spiritual and life affirming. An angel chains up a demon to forge Sienna's blade. Angelic forces prevent her from being possessed and give her the power to slay a demon.
>>217677988(Samefag) T4 is going to be about God giving her the power to end it for all time.
>>217677931should've watched the original instead
If anyone wants an interesting podcast from horror filmmakers, I'd recommend Darren and Josh Make A Movie. I'm shilling for them and I know it's gonna seem like I'm either Darren or Josh himself shilling this, I promise I'm not, but if you're interested in film making, especially horror film making, it's a really interesting podcast. They're mostly famous for directing / writing various Saw sequels but they have a lot of interesting stories about the kind of shit that goes on during production and on the business side. They've also talked very candidly without sugar coating some of the trials and issues they had when making movies and doing the horror con circuit, it's some really fascinating stuff.
Everything I watch ends up sucking.I don't even remember what I've seen in the last 4 months because it's all so unremarkable.
>>217678021i doubt the performances are going to be better than my wife emma'sdoes the director piss all over everything?
>>217675535A woman is tied up and gang raped for hours. Then the son is forced to fuck her by the dad too. Then while fucking her, the dad blows her brains out and the son has to keep fucking the body.
>>217677931borgeronia
>>217679075Trauma edition fr
>>217675535Here>>217669893
>>217677454Wife and I saw it on Halloween on a whim and had a pretty good time. I don’t see many horror movies in theaters so I had a pretty good time
>>217677100Very good film, we love it here on /hor/
>>217679190No we don't, Chris.
>>217678876Watch Necronomicon (1993).
>>217679158>wifeGet a load of this attractive sex haver
>>217679158> Wife and I saw it on Halloween on a whim and had a pretty good time. I don’t see many horror movies in theaters so I had a pretty good timeSame here but my wife really enjoyed Sinners and went to see it a few more times without me.
>>217679271Kek, my wife just watched that for the second time last night.
>>217679158>>217679271Fuck you both. Also: I’m a sad, lonely, middle aged burn out and would like to know what their respective bra sizes are?
>>217679259Wrong on both accounts
>>217679329Pretty small. But she has a good butt and dynamite legs.
>>217679315My wife loves the main actor in Sinners. I don’t know what she sees in him.
>>217679340More attractive than me. I'm a wizard + 8. If I was the last guy on Earth, all women would become lesbians.
Trauma's still one of my favourite Argentos, and i don't care you think that's wrong
>>217679399Good luck Merlin
>>217679329>I’m a sad, lonely, middle aged burn out This is pretty much most men married or not
>>217672190>white supremacists begging other white people to do something about being replaced>they throw raw milk parties and shit their brains out while getting hospitalized
>>217679517Nah I’m divorced and it’s awesome
>>217679362Are you allowed to tease her about the little tits? Also, to ensure I’m on topic and not banned: I like…the Scream series. Or something.
>>217679639No, I am a cuck beta male provider. I cannot do that.
>>217679639Nah I’m not a dick. Though I may drop a few jokes on her being short and/or Latina.
>>217679639>>217679639You need leverage for that lol. My friends dad makes 500k+ a year and he can say whatever he wants cause she only makes 60k.
>>217679831>short Latinathat's all you had to sayof course you don't make fun of her for being the head of the itty bitty titty committeeshe'd stab your ass
>>217679831Haha, ok that’s quite cute!>>217679919Hahah, based dad. I bet she can take a joke though
>>217680084Wives can take anything, you just need leverage. And it isn’t sexism. Wives before they lost their looks used their looks as leverage. What was that Stephen King tv show with Pierce Brosnan about marriage?
>>21768011895% of it is the same person spamming (NPM) but god forbid somebody point that out.
>>217680118Your post just derailed the thread.
>>217680204You sound like a deeply unpleasant person but sure! Go, you.
>>217680247>NPMNeil Patrick Marris
>>217680247> 95% of it is the same person spamming (NPM) but god forbid somebody point that outMUH NPM
>>217680338I just know power. Look at how young 18 year old girls act. Obnoxious and carefree. Endless amount of men at the buffet for them. I am just the male version of that. Look at what girls do in dubai in the presence of ultra wealthy men. You have no issue with girls playing their hand but the moment a man had leverage/ power, suddenly he is le bad man.
>>217679520What is a white supremacist?
>>217680118Your post just interrupted a movie discussion
>>217680396> You have no issue with girls playing their hand but the moment a man had leverage/ power, suddenly he is le bad man.Most men have no leverage at all in life so it is crabs in a bucket for them.
>>217680725Idk, that guy with the sunglasses in that movie that went>what mind of American are you?
>>217680396You shouldn’t be thinking about having leverage over your partner. That’s just toxic and shitty. Your partner shouldn’t be an adversary, ever.
>>217673655>>217675680It's not a good horror, but it is a good film. Deftly makes you care about all the characters by the end which is a magic trick that the majority of mainstream films can't pull off. Cute lead helps a lot.
>>217680048I love the firey spirit of Latinas. Most men can’t handle it, but they forget that along with the negative emotions, they also go 10x with positive emotions too. So if you are a solid partner and be a good masculine figure for her, she’ll shower you with insane love. Not clingy, just a ton of affection.
>>217676443>fuji_jukai.movGoogle says this was made in 2016, is it only just getting a release now?
>>217680396I was having a fun chat with anons about their wife’s tits and you’re spouting off some drivel. Weird how Don Juan over here is spending his leverage points talking crap on 4chan. Anyway, I’m going to ignore you now.
>>217680204Wives can take jokes when you make them feel secure. Women are very prone to insecurity, so as a partner it’s important to fill them with confidence and compliments. THEN you can occasionally roast them. None of that leverage garbage. You’re watching too many alpha male training camp seminars.
Is /hor/ watching The Beauty?
>>217680897Seems like it. No previous releases listed on AvistaZ.
>>217680950> You’re watching too many alpha male training camp seminars.Friend’s dad lives in a mini mansion that only 2% of Americans can afford so different mentality. >>217680907> Weird how Don Juan over here is spending his leverage points talking crap on 4chan.Elon Musk has time to shitpost on twitter >>217680892Nothing that money cannot buy. >>217680839> toxic>>217680790Civil War
I’m watching Flesh Mall and it’s really not the surreal body horror /Tv/ led me to believe. It does make me want to smash parkour faggots in the knees and end their career for good
Have you guys watched any of these? Mt wife and I enjoyed them a lot, except for midnight club. They’re very “Netflix-y” but they make some pretty great horror sets and subtle scares. I also like the mini series model for shows. Enough time to flesh out characters, but not too bloated it drags on multiple seasons.
>>217680989nahnot counting anthology type series like Twilight Zone or Tales from the Crypt, the only horror series I've watched is a few seasons of American Horror Story
>>217680892What about “latinas law?”
>>217681009Kek either troll or brown. Go back to /pol Paco
>>217663454>>217663521>implying you absolute faggots wouldn'tShe looks fucking stellar for her age
>>217681058The Beauty is from Ryan Murphy, same showrunner as AHS. It's surprisingly good so far. The comic it's based on was terrible.
>>217681009Ok.jpg>217680950stop replying to this faggot>217680907stop replying to this faggot>217680892stop replying to this faggot>217680839stop replying to this faggot >217680790stop replying to this faggot
>>217681071That’s only true for Mexicans. She from a South American country. Over there is legit. 90% are very pale, healthy, fairly conservative and religious, and dot succumb to trashy behavior. Mexicans give Latinos an as name.
>>217681082He's both. He's also gay.
>>217681100oh? might look into it thenwhat's the deal with it?
>>217681082Nothing said there is wrong. There isn’t money cannot buy from a girl. And if you are not ugly, she isn’t really getting a bad deal too. >>217681094No, I look fucking stellar for my age. I got my passport photo taken a few months ago and I compared the new and old and I look stellar. Not even joking. No girl my age or older, looks better than me. >>217681082>trollYour poor
Bleh
>The Knock Knock Man>The Bye Bye Man>The R.I.P. Man>The Wolf Man>The Tall Man>The Boogeyman>The Empty Man>The Gingerbread Man>The Invisible Man>The Wicker ManCan someone make a chart with this theme? The [insert something] Man
>>217681175Holy esl, brown confirmed
>>217681052Only Midnight Mass is good. The rest are womeme’s horror shows.
>>217681196>empty man Pretty good movie, haven’t heard anyone lose talk about it. Also bomb nude scene>boogyman Got trashed online but was actually very good.
>>217681196if you saw that other thread, I made this
>>217681199Hill house was really good, but I can see why you’d say it caters to girl audiences.
>>217681190>I vahn too suck yor buuuuush
>>217681052I watched the two The Haunting shows. I recall that I enjoyed Hill House much more than Bly Manor. I could go for a miniseries, I may have to look these up. I watched Scream Queens because I've not fuck all else to do while the ice melts.>>217681152"The Beauty" is a sexually transmitted disease which causes people to become extremely youthful and attractive versions of themselves for two years, then they overheat and explode (lol). The two main characters are FBI agents played by Evan Peters and Rebecca Hall who are investigating what is causing people to explode. The villain is played by Ashton Kutcher, who is a billionaire tech bro who had the virus developed in the first place. There's a subplot where he employs an assassin to kill people who have caught the beauty from a lab leak, and the assassin tracks down a fat black incel who has caught the virus and decides to take him under his wing as a killer protege.The source material had shitty art, and it totally abandoned the concept of the Beauty as a plot device. It is just an extremely generic spy thriller. It seems that the show will be exploring the concept more. Murphy has said that it's a commentary on ozempic and plastic surgery culture. So it is thematically quite similar to The Substance and Death Becomes Her.
>>217681196The Sandman (2017)
>>217681175> No, I look fucking stellar for my age.t. Pic related
because op has down syndrome, for future reference the previous thread was>>217629948
>>217681260Bly Manor was the messy and weird one. It changed plots like 3 times. House of usher is a bit more rated R, lots of gore porn. Midnight mass is really good and fairly scary.
>>217681260sounds like one of those "would you press the button" scenarios>you become the hottest person alive... but you explode after two years
>>217681175I'm 35 and I still get carded when I shave. And I've been a smoker for like 20 years. Full head of hair too. Some of us are just lucky I guess.
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>>217681339They released the first three episodes all at once last week, and the fourth came out this week. It's worth checking out the first one to see if it's up your alley.
>>217681365quit hatin
>>217681347And I have been into fitness, health and nutrition for over a decade and I have never held a full time job for more than 4 months or worked more than 3 days a week for long. And I haven’t worked in more than 4 years. So tell me how good we look lol. So many coper itt.
Here’s a random recommendation. >it’s what’s inside Brief no spoiler summary, classic party with old friends in a big mansion horror movie. One dude is an advance tech bro and brings a device that allows the group to all switch bodies randomly, then switch back. This causes some conflict and some murders go down. Very fun movie and a bit creepy. Deserves more attention
>>217681433idk what you look like
I have a question, I think you guys mentioned a new asian horror movie, probably japanese, could be korean. The cover was red and white and I believe it had something to do with a lake, sea or river. Thanks.
>>217681347>>217681433I meant, I have only worked 2 5-day weeks twice in my life lol.
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>>217681459everyone knows what he looks like: >>217670094
>>217681471based
>>217681494KEK he’s even replying to himself
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>>217681052>haunting of hill houseGood>midnight clubHave not seen it>midnight massHated it because the actors just monologue at each other in an overly emotional slop way. Peak reddit propaganda to turn people more emotional and victims. Terrible writing. Interesting premise but it drags and is poorly executed.>>217669366Cant wait to watch the new worst film ever>>217681233Which _ cop was the best?
>>217681593damn you were fast, this is it, thank you very much
>>217681233Robocop for sure. but second place? i'd say Scanner Cop.
>>217681629>Cant wait to watch the new worst film everI know nothing about it and I already know there's zero chance anything this year beats A Teenage Tragedy or the 2024 worst movie in Crispy.
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>>217681593>Kinki RegionThat's what I call my genitals.
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Going out official
I'll try again to watch Lost highway, I couldn't see more than 30 minutes the last time, bit slow for me.
