Brightflame Editionprev >>217681613
Cute and canon!
He bore the sword.
>>217697518Kino look ngl
>BUT MUH SWOR-ACK
>>217697554Based
She could have converted the whole realm
DUNK?
I drank the Arbor Gold.
>ughhhh those chickens aren’t sitting right, better wash it down with some more arbor gold
>>217697518Young Griff’s ancestor.
>>217697518>First ever yummy targaryen casting>we supposed to hate himSad!
Dunk & Egg has better acting and cinematography than both GoT and HotD and aside from a few retarded scenes, it's a better show.
>>217698083michael o'mara is gonna be aemon isn't he?
>It's done, Alicent thought, they're breaking. The Blacks were running, throwing down their weapons, rivermen and Vale dwellers and northerners in fur and boiled leather, they were running. Rhaenyra was gone, someone was waving Daemon's head on a pole, Benjicot Blackwood's lines had broken. Only the two Alans on their mounts were holding, buzzing islands in a red steel sea. The fires were leaping from tent to tent and some of the tall pines were going up as well. And through the smoke another wedge of armored riders came, on barded horses. Floating above them were the largest banners yet, royal standards as big as sheets; a smoke grey one with long pointed tongues that showed a white tower, and another like a sheet as black as night, with a golden three-headed dragon prancing and rippling in the wind.>Ser Otto, Alicent thought for one mad moment, remembering her poor father, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Aegon! Aegon! AEGON!"
Why'd he betray his own kin?
>>217698214You can’t trust sorcerers
>>217698214same reason daemon betrayed the blackwoods
>I am the prince who was prom-ACK SAVE ME SER ARTHUR
>>217697902Kek.
>>217697750ATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
monke
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)on the morrow (Sundays at 10 p.m. ET/PT)we will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217698552
BRONZE
>>217698782bitch
>>217698544I miss monke, she will be back in supergirl but still its been years and no monke
"Nuncle" she pleaded. "Its the time of the month. Pray spare me for two moons and I will lie with you again. Nuncle please." But the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard wanted to see his pink mast red with her moon's blood. Lannisters always claim their debts he mused as he tore Myrcella's Stayfree Secure XXL pad away.
>>217699066I worry for her career if it’s shit and bombs
>‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ is planned to span 12–15 seasons, following Dunk and Egg’s entire lives. — via EsquireThe Knight of the Slop Kingdom
>>217699162Sounds kino actually
>>217699142she'll have made bank regardless even if it does she will just be in uk shows as is tradition for aus actors who bomb out of pedowood
>>217698083Baelor and Lyonel's casting should be flipped.
>I can't tell you what the shows will be about (well, I could, but I won't), but I will tell you a couple of things they WON'T be. Which will disappoint some of you, sure, but better to do that now than later, I think.>We're not doing Dunk & Egg. Eventually, sure, I'd love that, and so would many of you. But I've only written and published three novellas to date, and there are at least seven or eight or ten more I want to write. We all know how slow I am, and how fast a television show can move. I don't want to repeat what happened with GAME OF THRONES itself, where the show gets ahead of the books. When the day comes that I've finished telling all my tales of Dunk & Egg, then we'll do a tv show about them... but that day is still a long ways off.>May. 14th, 2017 at 6:01 PM
>>217699436nah prestons right about one thing a spin off with lyonel just doing his thing would be awesome
>>217698083For me it's Abigail O'Regan, Rowan Robinson, and Ellie McHale-Roe.
*ahem**ting ting ting*
>>217699467Enough fucking spinoffs they have planned too many already. Yi ti doesn't need a spinoff to hit the Chinese market, the Sea Snake doesn't need a spinoff to hit the Black Panther market, like 5% of GoT's audience is gonna bother showing up for the Jon Snow sequel after the colossal shitpile of a finale.
>>217699127Yet another Baratheon L
what manner of fucking self-conscious dogshit am i watching
Big and stupid.
>>217699654no fuck all those just have a story of the laughing storm running in parallel to kotsk, so you get political stuff and comfy low key adventures. If you must really must have dragons then aegons conquest I suppose. I know thats not going to happen but it would be ideal.
>>217699674>first episode has random shitty>second episode has a massive cock>both episodes are great besides one small elementI don't get it. With how disliked these scenes are, you think someone would've mentioned it during the test screenings.
Bannermen of House Tully! The Riverlands will stand or fall by what we do here today! Will we let the Lannisters do to Stone Mill what they did to Mummer’s Ford? Will we let them burn our homes? We will let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here, today, for the whole of the Riverlands! We must hold fast until the King in the North can root the Lannisters out of Harrenhall. We must kill whatever tries to cross the Trident! Men of the Riverlands! Do you stand with me?
>>217699450>Martin has at least three years to write a 100 page novella>0 chance he actually manages itWell it'll be fun while it lasts I guess.I kind of wonder if the show doing original filler seasons between novella stories would be a good idea. Even if they're mediocre it gives Georgie more time.
>>217699842I didn't WANT you to defeat them you stupid fucking idiot. You were supposed to lose and then let the Mountain’s men rape you and all your loved ones so I could be in a strategic position to save the North and fuck your people over. Thanks a lot, Edmure
>>217699777>>both episodes are greatThey're ok
>>217699844>it gives Georgie more time.Does that matter at all? Someone with 0% chance of doing something isn't going to suddenly do it if you give them more time. Plus the quality juxtaposition would be jarring.
>>217699777i just watched mystery meat baratheon lord have a gay dance with ser duncan the tall what the fuck is going on
>>217697518have no fears we have stories for years!
>>217700282/got/ is truly eternal.
>>217699701the tourney is basically the westerosi equivalent of her quinceanera, her father organized it just for that reason and now knights and lords from all over the realm are coming to fight in her namethis is in medieval setting terms, the same kind of attention and ego boost that modern insta girls get, try to imagine how inflated her ego will be
>>217699777They are universally loved fag
>Mistborn TV show will be out in 2028, followed by endless adaptations of Stormlight, Elantris, and other Cosmere adaptationsHow did HBO lose the biggest head start ever?
>>217700562Have you read Brandoslop?
>>217700583Guess what, Brandon’s prose doesn't matter in a television adaptation
>>217700597It’s not just his prose mate
>>217700464>quinceaneraeven the Wall didn't stop the Mexicans, smdh
>>217698083The costuming is better too, more colorful compared to the greyslop of GoT
i think A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a bad name very mouthfulThe Hedge Knight or Seven Kingdoms Knight would have been way better
REMINDER: Egg kills Dunk painfully
>>217701006>Seven Kingdoms KnightLolYou people just need something to complain about. Complain, complain, complain. It’s exhausting.
>>217698083The age-up on Sam Spruell for Maekar is astonishing
>>217701026Dunk killed Egg
>>217701026not intentionally, it's manslaughter, not murder
>>217701045that's literally the only bad thing i have said about the show
>>217701075just a theory
>>217699842Tullys are betrayers, where is the justice for loyal Ser Willem?
>>217701105
>>217699777second ep was unawatchable trash>t. ep1 enjoyer
>>217700562>western shoneninto the trash it le goes
....semoc eH
GRRM is in the Epstein files
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>>217700387
I hope we get this level of seething in /dunk/
>>217701429I hate them so much it's unreal
>>217697518>HBO confirms HotD season 4 will be the final seasonOh, man. They really have rush things if they want to wrap it up in two seasons.
Aenys is a Velaryon bastard. Maegor was the last Targaryen king.Rhaenys was a whore who got knocked up by a Velaryon thus making Aenys a bastard. Maegor was the only trueborn Targaryen son of Aegon the Conqueror, you need only look at how hard they try to smear him to see how true it is.OR Both Rhaenys and Visenya sons are not Aegons. Aegon was infertile and had no children. The one most important bloodline actually doesn't descend from the idolised figurehead who conquered the continent but from his sisters...I don't want HBO to adapt Aegon's Conquest for the sole fact that they will canonize this
>>217701429The only colors anyone should be giving a fuck about in this are on the fucking banners
>>217701634
>>217699450>10 years laterWell, was he wrong?
>>217701669Why are you getting seething at scenario you made up in your head
>>217699777GRRM mentioned that they're stupid and the showrunner insisted on them because he really loves dicks and shit.
>>217699701I would kill Targaryen shits for her.
What are the chances we will get a Blackfyre series. I need to see Maelys the Monstrous on the screen.
>TWOW ends with Dany and Jon meeting>ADOS opens with a fully detailed scene of jon creamping Dani's pussyKino?
>>217701798This is the Blackfyre series nigga
>>217701815If GRRM had any balls, he would leave Jon dead.
>>217701798Dunk and Egg will chronicle all the Blackfyre Rebellions, except for the first and last one.First Blackfyre Rebellion and the War of the Nine Penny Kings should have their own depicted movie. Maybe a drama series about Aegon the Unworthy's reign before the Blackfyre movie
>>217701867If GRRM had any balls, he would have Bran-Bloodraven warg into Jon’s body and assume his identity.
I hope HOTD kills off Baela, Rhaena can keep her book ending. I have no idea why George left theme alive. The whole "civil war that almost eradicated Targaryen dynasty" premise is lost when there are two fully grown Targaryens living after the war. It's much more impactful when the only survivors are two children forever traumatized by the war their parents brought (+ Viserys but he wont show up a few years later)Baela should be taken out with Moondancer by Aegon and Sunfyre on Dragonstone.Rhaena in canon gets married to a Hightower and has six Hightower children. Maybe Daemon's daughter becoming a Green broodmare is a suitable end...Jaehaera should be left alive. Fuck Peake Performance (turn it into a failed assassination attempt), this is the way to go.Aegon II's line would continue with Blackfyres in this scenario. Which actually makes it even more poetic. Every Blackfyre rebellion afterwards would be the blood of Aegon II and Rhaenyra fighting for the throne. An eternal Dance of Dragons...Daemon + Rhaenyra = Aegon III & Viserys IIAegon II + Helaena = JaehaeraJaehaera + Aegon III = DaenaViserys II + Larra Rogare = Aegon IV & NaerysAegon IV + Naerys = Daeron IIDaena + Aegon IV = Daemon Blackfyre
>>217701882I mean, the series made its bones on NO ONE IS SAFE shock value, might as well run with it instead of relying on a Gary Stu revenant to propel the story.
>>217701867Bringing him back only for him to be an exiled broken man with ptsd and not a supernatural spirit of vengeance king is also ballsy
>>217697750BASEDFYRE
>>217701971So Logan with a Westeros costume? Pass, it's cheap copycatting.
>>217701961Revived Jon will be different.
Gurm is a typical baby boomer.Think about the arrogance of GRRM doing endless interviews and conventions knowing that he doesn't want to talk about the only subject people are interested in hearing about. It pretty much sums the whole thing up: he doesn't want to be a writer. He's just an old man who wants attention, and all he wants to do is revel in it now that he has the chance because no one really cares about any of his other pet interests.I kinda resent him for it. I also get it to an extent. Imagine being able to get everybody to listen to whatever you want to talk about. It must induce a high on some chemical level.I just think about all the writers who would kill to have the ability to create works for a wide audience to enjoy, but George is content to spend this opportunity on conventions, award shows, and other ego boosting events.GRRM embodies every negative stereotype of the baby boomers, it becomes more apparent as you read his other work and interviews over the years. The Armageddon Rag gives a lot of insight into his political and cultural opinions and they're trash.He plays the jolly sweet man on the camera but he's really a very selfish, nasty, lazy man.
are Daemon Blackfyre and Brynden Rivers Gary Stu’s?
>>217701960Why do you keep posting this. It’s modelled after the Anarchy where the bloodline of the winning usurper (Stephen, Aegon II) was succeeded by the bloodline of the loser. Plus Jaehaera dying to the schemes of an ambitious Hand is a fitting end to the Green arc.
FIRST FOR VALARR
>>217701669>Aenys raised by Visenyaunlikely
>>217702024calm down bro, if you became a multi millionaire in your 60's you'd do the same.
They better show some bushy vagina next episode.
>>217702024
>>217702065>not even on the cast posterGrim
>>217702056>Plus Jaehaera dying to the schemes of an ambitious Hand is a fitting end to the Green arcOtto wasn’t even a big player in the book, it was alicent
>>217702098Fuck her, it's Daddy's show now
>>217702098Otto was certainly a big player during Viserys’ reign.
>>217702130
>>217702098And dany being driven to madness and falling from grace because Westeros won’t accept a queen is a fitting end for the black bloodline
>>217702098Who do you think brought his Alicent to court and put her and Viserys in close proximity of each other so they could start having an affair before Amma Arryn even died?Who do you think suggested the king had a "choice" between marrying the woman he's already having an affair with and a 12-year-old girl?
>>217702202nah the headcannon is crazy
>>217702065Bloodraven killed this lad
>>217702198The black bloodline is just the Targaryen bloodline, to be honest.
woof
WINDS IS STILL NOT FUCKING FINISHEDDUNK AND EGG IS STILL NOT FINISHEDFIRE AND BLOOD IS STILL NOT FINISHEDWHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING ALL DAY
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>>217699674I don't know how this scene has completely mindbroken an entire fanbase that gleefully watched countless characters brutally die on screen in new and inventive ways for almost a decade
>>217702342>WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING ALL DAYaccording to his last interview:>writes chapter>the next day he hates it and deletes it>writes new chapter>likes it but realizes he's gonna have to rewrite a third of the book if he wants to keep it
>>217702389I read somewhere that GRRM actually completed a Winds of Winter in 2016 or so but it was shit and he basically had to rewrite the entire thing. The difficulty of it combined with the fallout of the show meant he lost all interest in doing it.
>>217701798We might get one eventually told from Barristan's POV but it'll likely be a ways off after they do a Aegon's Conquest once they start running out of ideas
>>217702043Bloodraven absolutelyDaemon is just idealized by his simps like with Rhaegar where had he lived longer his reputation wouldn't have endured as well.
Why don’t you have female inheritance like we do in DORNE?Why are you homophobic? We are not like that in DORNE!Why do you get conquered by Targaryens? We don’t do that in DORNE!Why do you rape and murder children? We don’t do that in DORNE!Why don’t you have more bastards, like we do in DORNE?Why don’t you have orange orchards like we do in DORNE?
You can separate the retards from the non-retards by whether they are filtered by Rhaegar
>>217702389All the reasons fly-by-the-seat style writing is for amateurs, boldly encapsulated by the excusemongering of a hack
The same people who criticize show Dunk’s height also love show Robert Baratheon
>>217702541>Why don’t you have orange orchards like we do in DORNE?>lemons harder in DALT
>>217702555Explain the appeal of Rhaegar. He always came across as a faggot simp to me
>>217698782Daemon is such a fag lol
>>217702389>I write bad poetry at night when I cannot sleep. In the morning I give them to cook to start her fires. It’s a form of magic really, my ill temper and bad ideas are transformed into stuffed birds and pastries.
>>217698782She's cute, I would've been satisfied. Daemon hated her because she was an actual adult and not one of his teenage nieces he could easily groom
>>217702541I do not get why some people make Dorne out to be this super liberal region that is totally progressive in the contemporary American sense. It is ultimately the same militaristic feudal culture that worships the same gods as the bulk of Westeros.
>>217702056thisplus it's fitting that the bloodline of the losing side eventually loses the throne soon due to mismanagement and civil wars
>>217702564Preston used to think George had a masterplan for the story and how everything was going to tie together. Now he says most of his theories aren't correct since he discovered, through studies of drafts and blog posts, that George just makes shit up as he goes and mystery-boxes everything. George has essentially made no progress on Winds since covid and is physically unable to get writing done unless he physically isolates himself in a cabin (which he has done before). George never cared for writing, he just wrote sci-fi short stories and tried to make it in Hollywood, first with Beauty and the Beast and later that fucking Doorways pilot he spent two years on instead of finishing Game of Thrones.
>>217702615He’s Azor Ahai and knew he needed to die at the Trident. Bobby B was just a based retard.
>>217702615Connington was gay for him
>>217702555Blud thought
>>217702649Well it really is liberal compared to Westeros due to equal inheritance, laws that protect the smallfolk, women and bastards, no stigma against bastards and the water gardens allowing children of all backgrounds to play equally together.
>>217702669You’re in the same club as Tumblr Dany stans
>>217702652>unless he physically isolates himself in a cabin (which he has done before)He also can't do this anymore because of his wife who has to listen to him tossing and turning in bed, bemoaning about plotholes all night
>>217702657Elaborate on this, otherwise it sounds like cope for losing
>>217702715True. George will never finish another book in his life.
>>217702649According to GRRM not all of Dorne even follows Rhoynar laws of succession. Regardless of that, the main thing that people gloss over is how the Martells actively supress the Orphans of the Greenblood. In general they are the most liberal, but it is a case of that being relative and people overstating it to an absurd degree. It just seems related to the sameway you get those that misconstrue or exaggerate or underplay aspects of the North. In both cases that seems partly related to them not being the 'default' culture.>>217702692How much that is just a trait of the Martells as opposed to wider Dorne? There seems to be this general subtext to Dorne that there is a gradient that runs from the most Rhoynar influenced to the least Rhoynar influenced. It seems implied that the Yronwoods are Martells are not fully culturally aligned.
>>217702792Ye, it's the Rhoynish parts only essentially. The first men Dornish are Westerosi.
>>217702723The cope is rhaegar thought it was his kids who would be the saviors and not him and he went to the trident knowing he would die and his kids would save the world. The funny thing about that is dany and Jon are total losers in the show and it’s really really funny to rub that in rhaegar and Targaryen fans. Because they’ll never get the books to redeem themselves
>>217702615Basically Rhaegar is the high school quarterback whose dad owns a car dealership, has a full ride scholarship, valedictorian, gets more ass then a toilet seat, women want him and men want to be him. That's not all this motherfucker does charity, writes slam poetry, and volunteers with retards on the weekend.Then during the championship game comes around and he gets sacked so hard he breaks his neck.People will forever talk about how much potential he had since he died before he could prove them wrong. Maybe Rhaegar would have been a good king or even a great king but at the end of the day we'll never know because he fucked around and found out.
>>217702723Azor Ahai forges Lightbringer three times before succeeding. First he tries to temper it in water, but it breaks; this is Rhaegar’s death at Ruby Ford. To temper it a second time he captures a lion; this is baby Aegon’s death at the hands of Lannister agents. The third time he drives the sword into the heart of his lover Nissa Nissa and it succeeds; this is the conception of Jon Snow. He intentionally began the rebellion to create Lightbringer and knew he had to die at the Trident.
>>217702847>Maybe Rhaegar would have been a good king or even a great kingBridesnatching and oathbreaking aren't kingly virtues
>>217702792The North is flanderizd way more than Dorne. It also exists in this weird state where you get fans that simultaneously paint the North as the most honourable, virtuous etc. culture, and yet also paints them as being able to be bloody, ruthless etc. in a way that is in complete moral opposite the former. It is a rule for you, exception for me type deal. If the south does X then it is dishonourable or ruthless, whereas if the North does (or they imagine the North doing it so) X it badass and justified.
>>217702934Gods save us from this retarded prophecy; if there's any continuation of the series, I hope it shits all over this fable for the fakery it is.
>>217702117Second for team green!
>>217702969cope
>>217702967Da Norf has neat Houses, but you're right they're overglazed
>>217702692>laws that protect the smallfolkAre there? Just searching it cannot find anything substantial beyond just fandom assertion.
>>217702615Imagine the protagonist of a more conventional dark fantasy story. The last scion of a dying empire, born out of tragedy, blood and flame, brooding and haunted. He is caught between duty to the kingdom, apocalyptic prophecy and his own tragic love. The weight of the world and fate of the future rests on your shoulders and thousands of generations of careful bene gesserit-esque eugenic pairings have led to your existence and destiny. You are basically Elric. And then Conan the barbarian comes and simply kills you. Because life is not a song. The strongest wins
TAOOBA
>>217702652the first few books of ASOIAF are maybe the biggest literary fluke of all time, in every other aspect of his career GRRM is a mediocrity and a fat social climbing parasite
>>217703047Elric picked that fight, if he'd kept his hands to himself Conan wouldn't have powerbombed his dynasty through a table
>>217703107The crazy part is that ASOS was written in 8 months and is the best paced book he's ever written.
>>217703094With haste?
>>217703142it's also the sloppiest in terms of continuity, which is what keeps giving gurm writers block, but nobody fucking cares because of all the great setpieces and character moments.
>>217703190Yeah and George's perfectionism is preventing him from writing another ASOS + all the problems from continuity of Storm through Dance are He probably just needs to cull half of the PoVs or more, which isn't impossible given that Winds opens with 5 major battles and two Trials by Combat. Except it feels like he needs too many characters to survive in order to complete their story arcs. Like imagine Jaime just dying in the first 100 pages of Winds after he vows to part ways with Cersei.
>>217697518 >>217696484 >Danaerys and Stannis in Game of Thrones. They sanitized her and villainized him, Meh. Stannis wasn't done dirty until the very end, while Dany....honestly? Why wouldn't she burn King's Landing down? In fact, why wouldn't her conquest be less a few displays of power to acquire fealty and more burn it all down and savage the land to pieces? Similar as what Tywin did, but applied to the entire continent south of the Neck. Once you learn the history of the Targaryen dynasty, its hard to have a different opinion. The Targaryen were amazingly lenient and fair rulers, and got murdered and sabotaged for it. She really has no reason to return to Westeros at all, the greatest twist would have been her having Varys and Tyrion (and Marwyn if he makes it to her in the books) executed and establishing her empire in Essos. Its Viserys that wanted to return. Dany only gave a shit when someone forced her to. And besides, Valyrians are an Essosi people.
>>217701706EAT SHIT LANNISTERS
>>217702065that is not good armor for jousting, but man does it look good
>>217702532>Daemon is just idealized by his simpsseemed like his haters kind of liked him too anon but yes his rep is untouched due to his early demise
>>217703175At a snail’s pace.
favorite weaponfavorite armorfavorite castlefavorite kingdomfavorite sigilfavorite armyfavorite lord/commander/knightGO
>>217699777>I don't get it. With how disliked these scenes are, you think someone would've mentioned it during the test screenings.Cool it with antisemitism.
>>217703371>his haterscritics are a better word for them
>>217700282Clickbait fake news. The showrunner simply said he'd LIKE to do 4-5 seasons, take a 10 year break, do another 4-5, take a 10 year break, then do a final 4-5. Its nothing, and George will never finish another book in his life.
>>217702649When people think of Dorne they are conflating it with House Martell and House Martell in the events of the main series at that. Even then they are still not entirely accurate in their perception of House Martell either.
>>217703401
>>217703469How Martell maintains control over those Dornish houses is a story, I'll bet.
Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wienerOne wiener, next to another wienerWiener, wiener wiener, wiener wienerTwo wieners alongside yet another wienerParty, wiener party, wiener party, party party, wiener party, wiener wienerSoft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect wieners!Keep them flopping, flopping wieners, floppy floppy, dangle wieners, dangle dangleFive wieners in my face
>>217703637I imagine a lot of it is just pitting the other houses against each other. Dayne, Fowler, and Yronwood seem to be the most prominent vassals (to the point that outside of the Martells they are probably the Dornish houses with any particular prestige as far as most people in regions outside of Dorne are concerned), yet they likely have a bunch of disputes with each other given their proximity to each other and even if they think the Martells should not rule then there is the issue of all three thinking it should be them instead. As for the other houses then a lot of likely either just too small in levies, too geographically isolated, or too close in proximity to Sunspear as to meaningfully stir shit up. The Yronwoods seem like the biggest threat, yet they seemingly they exist in a position where the Martells cannot reduce/attaint them either because they are that powerful it will be pyrrhic to enforce it or it will disrupt the balance of power. It is not as if they Martells do not have a justification to reduce or remove the Yronwoods given the Yronwoods supported the Blackfyres in three different wars, and there is not indication that the Yronwoods are in some Peake situation of constantly being reduced.
>>217703404favorite weapon>Dawnfavorite armor>Nights watchfavorite castle>Casterly rockfavorite kingdom>stormlandsfavorite sigil>fossoway or mormontfavorite army>unsulliedfavorite lord/commander/knight>Roose Bolton>Blackfish>Dunk
>>217702649They don’t know about wyl the widowlover
>>217704091>>Roose Bolton>>Blackfish>>Dunkbaaased
How good of a fighter do you think Dunk is by The Mystery Knight (where we see him defeat an opponent without needing brute force for the first time)
>>217702487I could name them all except these ones.
>>217704510>white hair. raven, weirwood bowBloodraven>hooded, red eye(s), close to the brotherhood without bannersThe Ghost of High Heart?>the masked manIlyn Payne>white hair with a black streakDarkstar?>black hair, close to TyrionBronn>beneath Dany, standing in front of flamesQuentyn?The only thing that makes me unsure about Darkstar/Quentyn is that I can't see the other Dornish characters.
>>217704676I didn't think Darkstar was a big enough character to deserve a spot in the drawing, but asoiaf fan-artists do love him so maybe its him.And I thought maybe the one beneath Dany was Quentyn, but he's supposed to have brown hair.And the only reason I'm not sure about Benjen is that he doesn't seem to be wearing the Night's Watch gear. Looks more like maester robes, and he's holding a book maybe?
Just rewatched GoT. Season 4 is the last good season imo
>>217704939>S01E02>"Hard Salt Beef"
I wonder what's the lore self-insert will be when summerhall burns down with Egg and Dunk in it, I'm guessing>muh whitewealkers in da future
>>217704676>>217704939The last one (beneath Dany) is Viserys.
>Arthur "The Sword of the Morning" Dayne charges up all his power so that he can stop a 16-year-old at her deathbed from seeing one of her only living brothers.
>>217705446>when summerhall burns down with Egg and Dunk in itThe tv will change it so both survive and ride away from it to be obscure hedge knights on the road, giving up on the throne and the white armor.
>>217705624They'd only be the 2 most famous faces in the kingdom.
>>217700464>the ashford tourney ends with the westerosi equivalent of two mexican uncles 20 modelos deep drunkenly beating the shit out of each other at 3am while the newly inducted into the family white gringo boyfriend (who is at least two heads taller than everyone there) stands awkwardly in the corner and bachata music blares in the background loud enough to wake the entire neighborhood
>>217705661Nothing a belt of rope and a shaved head couldn't fix.
>>217705599Careful Ned! This guy beat a 4 foot tall schizophrenic man with a facial disability in single combat!
>>217699674This was me yestarday and earlier today. Diarhhea sucks bros. luckily I'm better now, so I can be ready to watch a KINO episode 3 when it airs
>>217705599He also abandoned his prince to die at the hands of a fat drunk retard, thus dooming the realm to chaos.
>Jon stays dead>Arya dies a blind, nameless street urchin in Bravos>Ramsay beats Sansa a bit too hard one night and she dies>Shaggydog eats Rickon>Bran rules the seven kingdoms as puppet master from his weird tree cave in the northThere I fixed the show
>>217706814>>Jon stays deadHis resurrection is among the most foregone conclusions in the series. Fuck off.>>Arya dies a blind, nameless street urchin in BravosHer genuinely losing her identity and mind and leaving the story would be better, but whatever>>Ramsay beats Sansa a bit too hard one night and she diesOr she just kills herself. And the Boltons get screwed taking enormous casualties escaping Winterfell and getting back to the Dreadfort. The North remains in chaos for a generation.>>Shaggydog eats RickonThats...just not how that would work.
>>217706814I'd rather see Rickon return at the head of an army of cannibals to wreck Stannis and eat Melisandre;s heart in the name of the Old Gods.
>>217707038This but instead of Stannis, he kills the Boltons and takes back the Norf in the name of House Stark
>>217707057I'd be okay with that, too. House Bolton deserves to suffer for making common cause with heretics like the Freys.
Nuncle
deadest general
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217707589i never understand these ritualposts, what's with the silhouette thing?
>>217707522Come give uncle a kiss!
So what's the actual deal with the House of Black and White?
>>217707607It's a play on the Blackwood vs Bracken thing, that they're so intertwined they couldn't be defined without the other existing, even though each would love nothing more than seeing their rival get wiped out.
>>217707867yes i get all that, but why that phrase specifically? and why the obsession with that one scene?
>>217707966Not sure about those. I think the words are a song lyric.
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>>217699842>One of the all time greatest battles, something that would be studied for hundreds of years in military colleges like West Point and Sandhurst>everybody shits on Edmure
>>217707607Are you saying you want him to speak plainly?
>>217708089Edmure just isn't clever enough to tard wrangle the Riverlands. His father failed him.
>>217699777>you think someone would've mentioned it during the test screenings.The shitting, snot spitting and giant cock are all straight up Lefty propaganda to further the decline of Western civilization. It's long been the Left's method to produce stupid, degenerate, shitty (literally in this case) art and proclaim it as a masterpiece, in an effort to dumb down society.
>>217708196((Ira)) said giving Ser Arlan a thundercock was an apology for basically shitting on him all episode, an "at least he had that going for him" throw-in moment.
>>217698552>on the morrow (Sundays at 10 p.m. ET/PT)>we will show the catalog what his hand has wroughtkek
>>217708280Have Ser Arlen stumble out with a huge cock can be funny.Having him stand there while we watch him piss for 10mins, is garbage.Any of us here could have easily rewrote/edited these episode to be much better by simply remove the shitting, snot spitting and pissing for a start.
>>217707628No… you’ll just put a finger in my bum again.
>>217708483>he thought that was a finger
>>217708479>we watch him piss for 10minsDidn't happen, you're just crying
>>217708163Edmure literally (and I'm not being ironic) did everything right throughout the story.
Nuncle, please sit
>>217708573Including being a bad shot. You're husbando a shit.
Why is everyone in the shows so crass when the books treat everything as regal?
>>217708643He was overcome by emotion.
>>217708705Thesis, please.
>>217702389All stupid excusesThe only reason is that he’s burned out and refuse to write anything about GOT
>>217708783The man had been dying for years, it's not as though this was unexpected an outcome. Was the retard just in denial hoping the Seven would miraculously spare the old sot?
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>>217708607FUCK YOU SANSAI LIKE EDMURE
>>217705599Why are the Daynes so worthless yet get glazed so hard?
>>217708919Gods I'd have respected him more if he'd said all that.
>>217708967It's a mystery. Ser Arthur had swords made of meteorite and killed a bunch of guys before dying, like so many others have before and since; Gerrold's only claim to fame is cutting a little girl's face in a botched attempt at assassination. Daynes are a nothingburger House.
>>217708967because all the swordsman we know of have said that arthur was the best, and they have a super speshul sword thats even more speshuler than valyrian steel
>>217709019In the histories there's also Sword of the Evening, Vorian Dayne who was the greatest knight of his time.... And lost to Nymeria. A brown women....Also Ashara Dayne is neds cum bucket who birthed Jon and then threw herself off of cliff Even their women are worthless
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>>217708643His head did just die, might not have been on his A game.
>>217709555I don't think Edmure has a game that can reach A-tier. He is the pure expression of a lesser son succeeding a middling lord.
Nipples on a breastplate
touching portrait of a father who loves his son
>>217709708>touching portrait of a father who loves his sonmy bad i forgot to crop
>>217708893You're too young now but when your parents pass away, you'll be sad.
>>217709708>thicc Bracken juggs
>>217709766If they spent ten years dying, I'd already have been sad and see their deaths as a mercy.
>>217709207>Also Ashara Dayne is neds cum bucket who birthed JonYes.>and then threw herself off of cliffNo, she faked her suicide and took babby Daenerys (brought to her by Eddard) to Ser Willem Darry and then she took on the identity of Septa Lemore and went to help raise babby fAegon.
I trust that the general will not be found dead.
>>217709861Mayhaps
>>217702389just continue the story in its natural form bro. why's it so difficult
>>217709861words are wind
>>217710004he doesn't want to do the tv show ending, the show basically ruined his grad finale and he now has to find a way to subvert it
>>217709918It's "mayhap" you dumb nigger, stick of you retards adding an "s" to the end
>>217709708>>217709734what the fuck was wrong with aegon
>>217709861
>>217710108anyways
You've been hired as the casting director for the GoT remake, who do you cast?
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>birth caused baelor the blessed to starve himself to death
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>>217710108Careful anon, you’re on tender hooks.
idris elba as cersei lannister
>>217697518>>217709708Is that daemon?
>>217710749kek just chilling with his pops
>>217710749>truth social>blackfyresfigures
>>217709776>only one kid vs three for Blackwoods
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>>217705315Season 5 would be good if it wasn't for Sansa choosing to get married to the bastard of the man who murdered her brother, choosing to consumate that marriage, and then crying that it was rape. Oh, and Stannis burning Shireen and dying. And Dany sending Selmy to die in the streets. And the Sand Snakes. Man. Season 5 was ass.
>>217702652>and mystery-boxes everything.G. G. Abrams
>>217705864Funny that he then dies to a manlet
Baelor in armor
>>217702738If you think about it he hasn't finished a ASOIAF book since 2000, Feat and Dance are both two halves of one book but they had their endings chopped out and moved to Winds.
>>217701961Fuck off, HES MY KING
>>217697518THE LORD OF ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP
How long until next episode?
>>21771186416.5 hours
>>217711871Thanks anon
>>217711611No claim to titles as Night's Watch, sorry. King of zero is just zero.
>>217711864why not just release it if its 6 episodes?OMg we need subscribers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It would be more profitable if people could binge the 6 episodes and if the series is good everyone would talk about it
>>217711856Where even is Ashford?
>>217708196But anon I was told by people online that Game of Thrones as a series is an attempt by lefites to bring down the West. How can they infiltrate their own show since you're implying this show besides those scenes are a master pieces.
>>217699777Leftards push their disgusting fetishes and degeneracy.
>>217711895He won’t be part of the Night’s Watch anymore. His watch has ended.
>>217711983Un-life doesn't absolve his vows, plus no one will accept a seemingly-immortal lich as king
>>217712007>Un-life doesn't absolve his vowsYes it does
>>217712023Says whom? The High Septon? Doubtful
>>217711895Cope, why do you think the fat man killed his ass? >>217711983It does, and Robbs Will removes pretty much any stigma that would come with him being king.
>>217712033What’s your angle here >The High Septonlol
traitors put jon in a pile of other bodies to do a big funeral pyre all at once"and now their watch is ended"jon does not burn, a dragon hatches amidst flame
>>217712057Burger writing
>>217712065thats how I know it'll be canon
>>217712040>why do you think the fat man killed his ass?Shock value, but him bitching out of it will surprise no one
>>217712069You’re being uncharitable and wilfully retarded
>>217712040>why do you think the fat man killed his ass? to make a new night king
>Then comes the hard part. Before we reach the end of the published stories, I will need to find time to write all the other Dunk & Egg novellas that I have planned. There are… gulp… more of them than I had once thought. There’s “The Village Hero” and the Winterfell story, the one with the She-Wolves, and maybe I need to write that Dornish adventure too to slip in between “The Hedge Knight” and “The Sworn Sword,” and after that there are… ah… more. I just need to finish THE WINDS OF WINTER , and then do either A DREAM OF SPRING or volume two of FIRE & BLOOD, and slip in a new Dunk & Egg between each of those in my copious spare time… and that will keep me ahead of Ira and his merry crew… for a few more years. Gurm is deluded.
>>217712085Nigger you’re retarded and have no concept of plot progression. Jon has zero ties to that, and makes zero narrative sense. If anyone’s going to be the others champion is going to be Stannis.
>>217712113>a baratheon fire worshiper as the ice guy>not the northerner named SNOW???
>>217712120>>not the northerner named SNOWThat’s Aegon Targaryen the Sixth of His Name to you bitch
>>217712083It's a bad, tired trope, GRRM knows it, and it's why he's made no progress beyond Jon dying in the snow, because the fucking show put how bad his idea was on display and even he thought it sucked, so now he's stuck
>>217712120>stannis is cold in every sense of the word>takes a corpse queen to wife and births demons and takes the night fort as his seat like the night king >there has to be some reason Melisandre saw stannis in her flames. It was a warning, not a messianic vision >the white walkers were created with obsidian, frozen fire
>>217712165You just have a hate boner for GURM and pick the worst possible interpretation for everything
>>217712165Jon’s not the problem. It’s Dany, and the shitshow that’s going on south of the neck. The others is pretty straight forward in comparison. Dont think he cares for the storyline either. >>217712120Yes. He has a “corpse queen” who steals his seed and everything he has more parallels than anyone he even resided in the fucking nightfort, and was supposed to hang there for 5 years initially
>>217712210It's a shit direction, simple as, like something Sanderson's mook ass would write
>>217712271>like something Sanderson's mook ass would writelollmao even
>>217712295Hi, Brandon
>>217701815>>217701867this.the last paragraph of the creampie chapter reveals that it is Jon in Ghost fucking Dany.
>still not a single character based on this chad
*BONG BONG*SHAME*BONG BONG*
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>>217702573N I G G E RIGGERDunk being tall as fuck is his defining feature. unlike Bobby B.they brought the scene from another novella about starting shit with Dunk because he's taller. Dunk overpowers his enemies because he's taller. Dunk being super tall contrasts better with Egg.>>217710108>another niggergurm uses both but mayhaps is used more
>>217710304She was really hot in Until Dawn.
