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Bannermen of House Tully! The Riverlands will stand or fall by what we do here today! Will we let the Lannisters do to Stone Mill what they did to Mummer’s Ford? Will we let them burn our homes? We will let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here, today, for the whole of the Riverlands! We must hold fast until the King in the North can root the Lannisters out of Harrenhall. We must kill whatever tries to cross the Trident!Men of the Riverlands! Do you stand with me?
I drank the Arbor Gold.
c'mere and taste me clams luv
>>217725387The fool is half-Dornish and was fostered in the North. Barely a Valeman, and barely a knight. If that was not bad enough, he is the sort that will piss himself if he had to battle a clansman. That is the shit house I am going to be bound to.
....semoc eH
>>217725437BY THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)Tonightwe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.
what does taooba mean?
first for VALARR
Is he going to throw around knights and go save his black Queen tonight?
Stream in 40 min https://kino.tube
first for patches
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA
>>217725532
Was Aemon the most cucked man in the realm? It's a hard competition with Robert.
https://streem.gg/billystream rerun of last week before the new episode
gaymon lannister the gay lion?
>>217725553For me, it's Butterbumps
>>217725577Seek help
This general seems to have had an uptake in ritualposting that was absent for the first two weeks. I am not sure this is is a positive of negative development.
>>217725546PORN!! DO NOT CLICK!!
>>217725577he wasn't cucked, he had Daeron
>>217725560I knew some Strongs that grew, once
>>217725563king?
>>217725437Was this the most useless Lord in Westeros?- can't use a bow- assumes he's the main character- gets captured on his wedding night- negotiations turn into monologues- returns to his ancestral home only to turn it over to the Lannisters immediately- refuses to elaborateThe Blackfish should have put an arrow in his throat.
anyone else gonna buy the minas tirith lego?I would buy a dragonstone or red keep too desu.
>they're ending the series with Rhaegar's birth at summerhall as Dunk and Egg burnHow will they fuck it up
>>217725437RAAAAAAAHHHHH LANNISTER FUCKING SHITS
>>217725592There’s about to be an Arlan shaped positive development inserted into your anus
>>217725608is that fucking blackfyre?
dunk on deez
>>217725538he cute
>>217725469>half-DornishDaeron needs to answer for importing all the Dornish into the Vale.
/dbs/ and Baki threats have warped my mind so badly that I just imagine all the dialogue involving Dunk with HERO replacing all nouns and adjectives.
>>217725603Blackfyre slander, Naerys was too pious to do that even though Aemon should've cut off Aegon's fat head and saved her and the realm a few civil wars.
>>217725635Not sure, really
>>217725635No, this is
ONE HOUR
>>21772572030 mins on my hbo
I like to eat when watching my weekly kino but timed my last meal terribly, and now I'm starving waiting for this episode. I am in so much hunger. If the first scene is once again something disgusting I hope you remember this post and laugh at my suffering.
>>217725720HALF an hour
>>217725729oh wait yeah, i guess its only 30 min my bad
>>217725720>>217725720STAY AWAY FROM MY NUBIAN PRINCESS
>>217725732Drink some wine.
>>217725761This anon knows. Shiraz for kino
>>217725635
Does /tv/ ban you if you post a timestamp?
>>217725732How does a magnificent rubber cock ruin your dinner?I'm not even gay but it's just a dick. The shitting I can understand though.
start the damn joust before i piss myself
>>217725464D:
Canonically speaking, leaf's pusy goo taste like maple syrup
>>217725616it's already fucked up
>>217725797uhh...some of us are lesbian, you know? why would we want to see a male cock on the tv screen?
>>217725807GRRM confirmed this at Wondercon
>>217725814it was a strap on...
https://streem.gg/billystream https://kino.tube/ https://kino.tube/ get your streams here
>>217725635Yeah
>>217725814Dunkbro is gay. He likes dicks and butts
>>217725814Post tits, slut
>>217725761
>>217725853i hope we get to see all of them die
>>217725860
If you could ask d&d one question, what would it be?
>>217725814/got/hotd/dunk/ confirmed once more as the gayest general on 4channel.org
>>217725868we already saw one of them die in thrones
>>217725853That sithlord tho
>>217725546SUBTITLES NIGGER
>>217725787
TAOOBA
>>217725882
>>217725841Thanks
>>217725882what does emilia clarke's pussy taste like?
>>217725882I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they had to say. And that's what no one did
>>217725841thanks
>>217725900WITH HASTE!
>>217725491The Blackwoods are the only Riverlanders who worship the old gods. I know it's memberberry bullshit but it would take 30 seconds to check.
>>217725928Cigarette butts and jalapeno dip, ser
Every Reach house is fucking gay except Gardener (rip).
Is kino.tube gonna stream?They didn't stream last week, and billystream isn't working well for me
>>217725956gone but not forgotten
>>217725882How's that Star Wars project coming along?
>>217725956Blame OG Aegon, he burnt all the non gay ones.
>>217725960>>217725960Eh I just wait for torrent desu. usually within minutes after then I hide till I watch
>>217725937House Tully reps all the Riverlands, his addition of the Old Gods alongside the New accounts for the religious schism amongst his banners. Too bad his forebear wasn't so accommodating.
>>217725960there's also brettygood.sorry if theres lag on billy angelthump is the only service that doesnt dmca for bigger shows
>>217725532Boy. But it’s actually pronounced TAOW-bah not TAOOOOBA. The extra O’s turn it into a new word entirely that is just fun to say.
But if you think about it, isn't it kind of weird that the Andal gods are the only gods that never make an appearance anywhere in the entire story? R'hllor is all over the place, raising the dead and shit. The Old Gods give Bran superpowers. Where the fuck are the Seven?
EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUGHH*COUGH COUGH* *SPLUTTER* HYEEAUK *COUGH*
>>217725553Was it Patches or Patchface?
>>217725677cool
Would you buy this?
>>217726062No
>>217726056patchface is his name. shireen calls him patches.
>>217726062No. I only purchase functional swords, that way in the inevitable impending civil war, I can use them to defend my home if I run out of bullets.
>>217726056both, patchface is his name, but people at dragonstone call him patches
>>217725613Hi Sansa. Get some nice fake tits for Tomb Raider, yeah?
>>217726003Nevermind, just had to reset my router
>>217726079personally, shireen prefers calling him p-daddy
>>217726084You will be my concubine
>>217726084Based, trophy weapons are toys
>>217726062no, if i was going to buy a sword, i'd buy a real one instead.
>Saving_Private_Ryan_boatguy.pngTHIRTY SECONDS
>>217726062Best I can do is 20 copper stars.
who has the link?
>setting has nobles who practice dark magic and baby sacrifices Yeah, a bit too fantasy for my taste. You guys really fall for that shit?
>never beat anyone worth a shit>lost in a tournament to a chump like Jorah>did fuck all in any major battle/war>couldn't beat old ass Ned Stark >"I'm the best fighter in Westeros because I say so and my dad agrees."This man is a bum.
>>217726062Are you a pretty lady?
There was a theory online that I remember fondly. The three heads of the dragon for Targs had been foreshadowed for a long time but the 3rd head was mystery. Jon was the 2nd obviously but no one fit for the 3rd. This lead to a crackpot theory that there had to be another hidden Targ somewhere that wasn't Jon which birthed the idea that Lyanna had twins. There was only one other known character that shared Jon's birthyear, Meera Reed. At the Tower of Joy there were only two surviving characters Ned and Howland Reed, Ned took the heir Jon while Howland took the other, both raised Lyanna's children as their own. The Reeds had ties to the old magic with weirwoods so a glamour had been given to Meera when she was young. Man I miss these old theories.
>>217726134GURM says so. Cope poorcel.
>>217726062in this economy? no
princling shits better watch themselves tonight
who are these hags
>>217726134Barristan the Old says he we was the best natural swordfighter he'd ever seen.
its up
>>217726154George doesn't remember half the shit he's written. He's not a good source. He also said Jaime would beat Aragorn in a fight. He's a wacky old man.
>>217726145That’s not really a theory
IT'S ON PRIME
>>217726181>dunkvisitsindian.jpg
why is it so fucking dark?
>>217726211Its symbolic.
>31mugh
aww he nods
Please can we get some titties tonight
Egg is autistic just like me.
Music is very ren faire.
>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E03.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E03.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E03.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHELRUN
is that aemond?
Wait, when was the horse stolen?
WTF are you doing Egg??
OW, MY EYE
torrent up
Is Egg retarded?
>>217726255I can’t find it on every site I use help
Egg has ball hair?
Blackfyrebros I don't feel good...
>>217726242Sorry no, they make zoomers uncomfortable.
clout in the ear time
>More Daemon slander from the fucking egg. That little shit deserved Summerhall
Blackfyre song is 100% going to get WEBMed.
>>217726302I'll send it to you. Give me a sec
Hard to believe this lil nigga almost single-handedly wiped out all the Targshits.
>>217726255Where nigga
You have to eat all the eggs
>>217726355Kek.
where the fuck is daisy?!
Sex with Tanselle.
Blackfyre shitters SEETHING.
that's a big ass yolk
You are a Hedge Knight, the last two digits are your amount of money to equip yourself for the tourney.>ARMORS5: Padded gambeson10: Discounted old armor (with missing parts)25: Ceremonial armor35: Full Plate>HELMETS5: Open helm10: Oversized helm15: Great helm20: Visored helm>SWORDS5: Rusty sword15: Arming sword20: Decorative tournament sword25: Longsword>LANCES5: Bent lance15: Old lance20: Standard tournament lance30: Reinforced knight’s lance>HORSES5: Mule10: Farm Horse15: Old Warhorse25: Warhorse35: Destrier>EXTRAS5: Suire (Retarded)15: Squire (Talented)10: WhoreGood luck, knight.
>>217726389SHUT UP HE'S JUST A STUPID LITTLE KID
>>217726398roll because no fucking torrent
>>217726398Wasting all my money on a whore with a tight arse
I like the whistle song. It's very cozy. And it reminds me of Epona's Song
Ser Androw fucks his sheep.
do I get any considerations for dubs
>>217726398Gonna be champion of the day, lads. You'll see.
>>217726396I'm a melee chad so all I need is armor, helmet, sword and a whore.
Torrent bros…
I'm gonna start spitting. It's a real power move.
>>217726398>I HAVE COME FOR THE TOORNEY
>>217726437Fishing spot status?
BRIGHTFLAME
Gonna piss meself soon lads
>>217726430I buy time with three whores (a blonde, a redhead, and a Dornish vixen) and spend the tourney emptying my balls of seed.
I like the other guy's helmet. Reminds me of those guys from dark souls 2.
A riot? Really?
>>217726436Don’t click this
Is this show before or after GOT?
Ep 3 here and GoT loops after https://kick.com/lykiri
>>217726474
>>217726497House of the Dragon -> Dunk -> GoT
I would do it. I would unseat Ser Androws. I wouldn't even think twice. Tourneys are fake and gay
finger in the bum?
Alice does not feel like an a Asoiaf name.
Did he cripple him?
>>217726514Snail knight, is that you?
>>217726524ye horse fell on his leg
>>217726519
Fucking spoilers you old hag.
Sex with Aerion Brightflame.
>>217726543Kek. Beat me to it.
>>217726519Alys?
SUMMERHALL REFFERENCE
I drank the Fossoway cider.
>>217726519But Robert, Jon, and Brandon are?
Hang this guy right now.
>>217726398Rollin'
>Incestuous aliens
>>217726569So, what happened in summerhall
based
>>217726607
>>217726607Just another Targ chimp out.
fuckkk
usersdrive.com/fom3m10x9exrhere we go
Dunk status?
Exquisite end point, well done
Egg does look like an incestuous alien tbqh
Kino music this episode.
>>217726668Like a ren faire, no? The blackfyre song also rocked.
First decent episodeStill no fucking tits6/10
whys this fossoway lad hate targs so much?
>>217726699He's the voice of the middle class.
these episodes are too fucking short
>is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?Well, is it?
>egg is a targno. fucking. way.
is the Summerhall stuff in A History of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>217726699Because after 300 years of Targ bullshit, anyone would begin to chaff.
>>217726571(me)I thought this was funny.
>>217726716yeah...fucking asspull
Egg... Aegon... holy shit
next episode early friday? why lol
>>217726713SPEEDRUNNERS BTFOI PAUSED EVERY 2 MINUTES TO BREATH AND LOOK AT THE SKY #WINNING
>>217726607>when he is a king, egg tries to hatch dragoneggs at summerhall alongside dunk>summerhall burns down and they die>rhaegar is born at the same time
>>217726714Now it is
I feel like Dexter was good in this whole episode except at the end
>>217726738Superb Owl, most like
>>217726738Superbowl
>>217726738super bowl on feb 8, possibly?
WEBM Anon, can you make one of Egg singing the Blackfyre song?
>>217726607he tries to perform a fire/blood ritual at Summerhall to hatch some dragon eggs and fucks shit up
KINOOOOOOOO
>>217726740Personally, I move away from the mic to breathe
Lmao I’m supposed to believe this kid is a Targaryen just because he’s bald?
>>217726679>The blackfyre song also rocked.No that was in bad taste.
>>217726776No, because clearly they recognized him
Prince Baelor was the firstbornPrince Maekar sprang out lastDaemon was the bastard,so they kicked his bastard arse.Grass is green in summer,green grass I adore.But grass is red all over,when you kill a rebel whore.Horses die in battle,this battle was the front.Blackfyre's not a truebornhe came from the wrong (hole?)(The) Country was in peril,The anvil was a rock,The hammer smashed the bastard,with his giant veiny cock.BRAVO.PARKER, .
>>217726749The delivery could have had a bit more venom in it, but it wasn't terrible.
>30 minute episodesKILL ME NOW
>>217726778
>>217726776hes a targ because when hes not bald hes has targ blonde.
>>217726765We don't condone blatant propaganda here.
Fortune Teller on the fucking nose eh HBO?
>>217726787>he came from the wrong (hole?)CUNT
>>217726778Blackfyrefags in shambles
>>217726134he was equal to the smiling knight and Arthur Dayne only won because if his magic sword.he cut through all of Robb's guards and only was captured because his sword got stuck in one of them.>>couldn't beat old ass Ned Starkthey didn't duel in the books.
>>217726787Daemon was not a bastard though
>>217726787>he came from the wrong (hole?)he came from the wrong cunt
>>217726799It's for the normies.
>>217726789Just watch it twice. That’s what I’ve been doing each ep
>>217726785Ohhh, is that why he called him brother? I thought it was just like calling someone “man”
>>217726812This is a good point. The song doesn't even make sense.
Feel like that reveal could have hit a little harder. Also feeling the bad music choices a little more strongly this episode than in the first 2 eps.
>>217726787>(hole?)cunt -> country. c'mon anon.
>casually dropping the biggest clue to what happened at SummerhallSo do we think that the wyrms feasting on his corpse are literal? Like the ones we know invade bodies like parasites?
Blackfyrebros… it’s over…
>>217726778The only thing that was bad taste about that was that it was a clean version which is rather reddit but then again he's a noble so he might have heard this sanitized version>>217726826oooh we have that parallel in int idk how i missed it
>>217726744>rhaegar is born at the same timeBecause of course he did, cunt needed his ilk sacrificed to spawn
Uhhhhh Blackfyre fucking shit pissies????
>>217726795oh, so he won’t be able to prove he’s Targaryen in time to save Duncan then will he? I doubt they’ll just sit by and wait for his hair to grow back to prove his claim
why does egg hate the blackfyres so much?
>>217726824>Also feeling the bad music choices a little more stronglyI noticed that too. Also felt like there were some parts that shouldve had music but had none
>>217726133So what are those books outlined in red? Look like encyclopedias to me?
>>217726787kïnô
>>217726861They're annexing his testicles. Many such cases.
>>217726847What are you waffling about retard?
The anti-blackfyre song doesn't even make sense existing because Daemon was beloved by lord's and common folk alike.
>>217725538Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog looking ass
>>217726727Nope.
>>217726744>Rhaegar kills most of the existing Targaryens in his birth>gets the rest of them completely fucked, dead and out of power with his prophecyfag retardation as an adultThis guy was a bigger Targaryen disaster than the entire Dance of the Dragons all in one person
>>217726873Lies.
>>217726870Are all of Egg's descendants Niggerfyres?
So is Egg one of the missing kids? Or another targ kid? Also I just realized Baelor has black hair?
>>217726873blackfyrefags STILL coping with their nonsense headcanons
where is the preston stream
I'm HONGRY NOI
>>217726873why would egg be singing a common folk song? its an army song song by targ loyalist soldiers. he grew up in court so he wouldve heard it
>>217726864Uhhh yeah, sort of. An encyclopedia of Jewish law concerning the goyim
>>217726889The drunk at the tavern in ep1 is his older brother.
>>217726889>So is Egg one of the missing kids?Yes, he's Maekar's youngest that they were talking about>Also I just realized Baelor has black hair?His mom, the Queen, is Dornish.
>>217726827What purpose would they serve in a ritual to crack open an egg?
if they’re brothers how come Egg’s brother isn’t bald too?
>>217726889Obviously retardo. And the passed out psycho targ in the tavern
MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.
>>217726799KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINDOMS FORTUNE TELLER EXPLAINEDTHE REAL SUMMERHALL
>>217726889the other brother was the one at the inn that dreamed of egg and paid with a dragonbaelor is part dornish
THE WARRIOR HIMSELF
>>217726847idk if this is shitposting but he called the guards by their first name. and they stopped so they know him.
>>217726535>Outiside I'd pavilian is plain but inside is not>like a snailBravo Gurrm
>>217726914Egg has cancer
When they were talking about the anus fingering song philosophically I cringed really bad
>>217726922
>>217726921of dunk*
SPOILER: the 3 eyed raven makes an appearance
>>217726543>everyone celebratedthe smallfolk lived im tf??
>>217726922Pack it up dude it’s over
>>217726907>>217726921Oh forgot about that guy
Ser Robyn Rhysling has got some headmates for sure. Beserkino
>>217726928that was the weakest part, for surethey could have found a better way to pad the episode
why is the show so good and the eps so short ffs
>>217726922I know one thing for sure if Daemon was still alive, Summerhall and the entire Targ bloodline wouldn't have gone down the way it did.
>>217726922>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! BLOODRAVEN-SAMA!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!
comfy zone
>>217726594egg kinda does look extraterrestrial
>>217726958I might make a WEBM of that prolonged shot of the jousting crowd.
>>217726917Very Good.
the hammer smashed the bastard with his MASSIVE VEINY
>>217726950because it should have been a movie
>whats the point of the these stories if Dunk Egg and his entire family burn to death then his successor ruined his family even more
Wait is Egg Varys’s dad?
Though All Men Do Despise Us
>>217726950the low stakes does wonders for this show and the whole story in general
A Taiwanese lady at a massage parlor once put her finger up my butt while she was walking me off. Might have been a nice experience if it wasn’t for this bugger. I don’t know how gay folk do it
Bows are a cowards weapon and magic a womens. What does that makr ol bloodraven?
>>217726977Aerion is Varys’ grandfather
>>217726699>no respect for our traditions sounds like this guy yearns for the day where fat lords could rape any teenager on her wedding day
>giving your kid to some nobody literal retard to eat or molestIs Maekar the worst Targaryen dad in the entire bloodline?
>>217726975What's the point of reading the Gospel when you know it ends at Calvary?
>>217726980Nothing beats scratching them.
>>217726993One of the better ones
>>217726928Idk why they can’t just fucking stick to the book. They never learn. This would’ve made a great movie
>>217726987Varys is a Blackfyre
>>217726714not at all. Tyrion has black hair on his head and beard
>>217726993he's desperate, look at how his other kids turned out
those were some really heavy spoilers
>>217727010No he's not. At most his mom was a blackfyre. But that seems unlikely given the fact he was sold as a slave.
>>217726754is that some house from the Riverlands?
>>217726993The guy was trying to protect a common whore. Maekar knew he wasn't going to rape him.Now eat or abuse is a different story.
them jewy maesters dun summerhall, simple as
>file does not existwhere the fuck do i download this
>>217727029>he was sold as a slave.There's no real reason to believe that.
His name his egg because looks like an egg :)
>>217726985>laughs at you in MongolianBows have won more battles than swords have
>>217726398Roll'n till the torrent.
>326 postsSTOP THE COUNT!!!
>Aerion torturing Tanselle and breaking her fingersWas this scene that violent in the book?
>>217727040>ck3agot doesn't force the gluttony trait and or automatically make the Manderly males into fat fucks
>>217727070More violent he cuts off her arms
>>217726978a kinoer house words have never existed
Egg…. Fetch the wildfire.
>>217727070It looked like this
>>217727070>TanselleShe was just a petty street corner puppet show girl in the books. None of this circus tent bullshit.
>>217726788why is everyone so nonchalant in this show? Aerion, Steely Pate, even the innkeep woman. no passion
>>217727054The world is full of cowards.
>>217726788Goddamn, the Fossoways are chads.
>>217726993>daeron is a useless drunk>aerion is an actual psychopath>aemon is a nerd>egg is baldtop 5 worst at least.>>217727070yeah. he breaks her fingers specifically so she can't control the puppets anymore.
Was Dunk not even at the puppet show in the book? I feel like Egg deliberately grabbing him and getting him to intervene significantly changes the dynamic since he's basically responsible for that interaction now
>>217726993His kids were all fags who were spoiled. He thought hedge knight might toughen egg up.>>217726811Jaime has 0 feats. Killed some green stark boys and fought the smiling knight? Lost to brienne and Lora’s LOLAlso why are lyonel scenes so zesty
>>217726918Hi New Rockstars
>>217727102Strong cider makes strong men.
>>217727092They've missed the tone of pretty much the entire story.
>>217727097> The world is full of cow-AACCKKKK!
make new thread
>>217727113>THE FOSSAWAY CIDER SITUATION IS **INSANE**
>>217727054swords are just a backup weapon. the Mongols and Turkic tribes won battles by using feigned retreat not by using bows.no one could withstand a heavy cavalry charge in an open field.
>>217727131Fuck off. The Fossoway cider is my meme to force, not yours.
>>217726913>Use Firewyrm fire instead of common fire to make it more potentmaybe
Musical cue after the horse gets lanced was so bad.
>>217727110>Lost to briennewas even with her while starved and in chains for months.>and Lora’sjousting != swordsmanship
>>217726873Typical Blackfyre propaganda gobbledygook.
>>217726900Egg wants to he and knight. probably watches them train. heard some sing. do you have no imagination
>>217726738>>217726751>>217726754>>217726761If I were teleported to Westeros, I'd invent football.
>>217727160several bad musical choices this ep. getting really tired of the quaint whistle song at this point too
>>217726899McEgg McDunkuffin
>>217727109Yes. In the book he was talking to green apple boy, then Egg shows up and grabs Dunk to tell him what is happening.
>>217727109Happened just like it did in the show. Egg could have just revealed himself instead of getting dunk though, ur right.
>>217726921>Gold coinfor the young girl right?
>>217727070traitorous bitch deserved it. the dragon must always win.they even had her kill the dragon woke faggots.Aerion did nothing wrong.
>>217727152Calling targs aliens is probably a nod to the wyrms as well. All targs have an alien parasite inside them unironically.
>>217727183I'd drink the Fossoway cider.
>>217726991there's a Fossoway bastard in the Golden Company in ADWD who was born exactly like thatyou might be onto something here anon
The summerhall prophecy wasn't in the bookThe worm stuff is new, right? And people being happy about Aegon V's death?
>>217727109The exact same thing happens in the book. Dunk is drinking with green apple and Egg storms in to tell him to beat up schizo Targ
>>217726897>Watches Preston series on Dunk and EggHuh he makes some good points about->Dunk must have been a child sex-worker in flea bottomwhy is he like this
>well gee Raymun, I don't know about putting all the fucking targs in concentration camps and making their women infertile, but maybe he did want to kill the horse
>>217727230People being happy refers to the high lords being happy he's dead because Aegon tries to reform the kingdom to be more fair to the common folk
>>217727171The point stands. The lad has no feats. Most overrated swordsmen in Westeros.
>>217726927Erm Targs don't usually get sick soooo FALSE!
>>217727109He wasn't there in the book, no. The same thing happens where Egg runs to get him.
>>217727251he's like a quadroon dornish so
>>217727248>>217727248>>217727248THREAD STRETCHER
>>217727242She said that everyone who knows him will be glad he dies, which is a little different than what you're saying. I feel like they're foreshadowing yet another mad king targ heel turn which is fucking tiresome at this point and not really how Egg's story goes as far as we knew prior to this.
>>217727109>Was Dunk not even at the puppet show in the book? I feel like Egg deliberately grabbing him and getting him to intervene significantly changes the dynamic since he's basically responsible for that interaction nowit happened exactly like that in the book. later on baelor chastises egg for how irresponsible it was to involve dunk in that situation. but egg's just a kid who didn't really know better.
>>217727234I've watched most of the game of thrones youtubers and the only ones I can stomach are glidus alt schwift x and david lightbringer. Everyone else is either boring or high on their own farts from no new books for 26 yearsPreston is definitely one of the worst of them though.
>>217727264He’s 3/4 Dornish
This is the best stream the other streams SUCK https://kick.com/lykiri get in here
>>217726928>Book is about class and about how Dunk isn't accepted by high lord's and he doesn't feel comfortable around them>Only Highborn to take pitty on him is a Squire from a lesser branch of Fossoway>In show Dunk parties with Baratheon regularly cmom
>>217727130WAIT you fucking retard.It's only page 5.
>>217727291Preston is literally the only one worth watching
>>217727245no it doesn't.going 1v1 and surviving the smiling knight is a significant feat. and when was it shown a swordsman dispatching guards left and right like it's nothing? Criston Cole challenged people to 4 to 1 duel and they chickened out. the legendary Criston Cole.
>>217726950because you touch yourself at night
>>217726975>what's the point of living if we all die anyway
>>217727122full of cows?
>>217727291you should watch Our Hilts Hurt, they are /our/guy
>>217727274hint: Aerys wasn't mad.he was portrayed as mad by the maesters. Pycelle to be exact.lords who made fun of Tywin were given honors and Aerys was a jolly fellow.the same shit will happen to Aegon. lords will claim he's evil but this time because he's stripping them of rights and giving it to smallfolks.
>>217725853who is the adult guy?
>>217727221Also Targs made one unified law rather than any lord who could make any crazy law they wanted. Fossoway squire is a giant tard
>>217727027It seemed like Dunk hear something else... or am I mad??
>>217727315>>217727291Preston Jacobs, Red Team Review, Alt Shift X, Our Hilts Hurt, Crusader Chirs, The Critical Maester are the only ASoIaF youtubers I watch. The first three are more normie tier, the last two make actual good analysis, and OurHiltsHurt is a good wildcard/shitpost choice. The Fandome is also good, everyone else is too onions and low T. Why do you think GoT attracts liberal losers like that?
>>217727183>Westeros Football>WFLwhich region would have the best teams?which house won the most Westerbowls? which King would be the best player?
>>217727514>best teamKingslanding, more variety>house with the most winsBaratheon>King with most wins Meagor the Cool
>>217727489I only watch Preston and Alt Shift, Our Hilts is just edgy and unfunny to me
>>217727053no he's a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog. Eggmansame as Rob Stark. Robotnik
>>217726788that's me on the right
>>217727643Did you drink the cider?
>>217727280>>217727109Egg also points out that Dunk was closer and the castle too far away BUT yeah he fucked up involving Dunk
>>217727489>>217727559interesting nerd club are good if they can stay on topic, though one guy has an annoying laugh you have to get used toMichael Talks About Stuff and Joe Magician are good too
>>217727555>Maegor intercepts and runs all the way for the game-winning touchdown>Gets tackled by seven men>Visenya checks to see if he's alive>"The King lives">Days later kills the entire Faith Militant team
>>217727195Can I get a happy meal with an Egg toy?
>>217726062yeah
>>217727432Quintyn ball (fireball)
>>217727705>annoying laughLike Roy Dotrice's flem laugh
