Wyrms will feast on your corpse editionPrevious thread fucking shits >>217725407
>>217727248Hi.
That's like two GOT spinoffs with seers spoiling future plot points now
INCESTUOUS ALIEN FUCKING SHITS
I'm surprised that the concept of Aliens exist in asoiaf
>>217727293unf
>>217727274>>217727242I thought "The Tragedy at Summerhall" is an in-universe name, so making people who loved Egg happy it happened due to Insane Targs Deserving It seems out of character.
MY BOY WAS SPITTIN' FYYYREEE
>>217727298the word alien existed before we knew outer space existed
The dragon ought never lose
Lowkey I think the fortune teller might be referencing the Tragedy of Summerhall. Alt Shift X made a video about it.
>>217727293>You'll never take her virginity
MWAHHHH the Fossoway cider has always been celebrated for its excellence.
>>217727298are zoomers really this retarded? lmao
>we're halfway already sad, happy it will return next year but the sworn sword is not as fun as thk
>>217727248both the funniest and the most comfy episode in game of thrones television historyThe only thing wrong with it was how fucking piercing eggs tooaba yells were
>>217727248>attention-seeking retard can't wait for page 9 to make the new thread
>>217727312/r/ing a webm of his rant
Kill targs. Behead targs. Roundhouse kick a targ into the concrete. Slam dunk a targ baby into the trashcan. Defecate in a targs food. Launch targs into the sun. Stir fry targs in a wok. Toss targs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a targs gas tank. Judo throw targs into a wood chipper. Twist targs heads off. Report targs to the IRS. Karate chop targs in half. Curb stomp pregnant targs. Trap targs in quicksand. Crush targs in the trash compactor. Liquefy targs in a vat of acid. Eat targs. Dissect targs. Exterminate targs in the gas chamber. Stomp targs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate targs in the oven. Lobotomize targs. Mandatory abortions for targs. Grind targ fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown targs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize targs with a ray gun. Kick old targs down the stairs. Feed targs to alligators. Slice targs with a katana.
boys I'm afraid this show's going to go down the shitter now that we're done with the fun not-so-serious parts
me.
PRINCE BAELOR WAS THE FIRSTBORNPRINCE MAEKAR SPRANG OUT LASTDAEMON WAS THE BASTARD SO THEY KICKED HIS BASTARD...GRASS IS GREEN AS SUMMERGREEN GRASS I ADOREBUT GRASS IS RED ALL OVER WHEN YOU KILL A REBEL...HORSES DIE IN BATTLETHIS BATTLE WAS THE FRONTBLACKFYRE'S NOT A TRUEBORN HE CAME FROM THE WRONG...COUNTRY WAS IN PERILTHE ANVIL WAS A ROCKTHE HAMMER SMASHED THE BASTARD WITH HIS GIANT VEINY...HOST OF DORNISH SPEARMEN
>>217727349A daring synthesis, m'lord.
>>217727327Ira Parker said S2 will be smaller than S1 because of the setting, and yet it's still going to be more expensive to produce because of inflation
>>217727347This but replace his speech with jews
>>217727248>Wyrms will feast on your corpse editionare these the exact words that the fortune teller used ? wyrms, not worms ?
>>217727347I would do it if it wasn't for the subtitle. It's fucking awful to get it done, unless I simply record the screen
>>217727293hmm yes a poor victorian child
>>217727327the third one is worse. literally nothing happens>There's a conspiracy to maybe have a conspiracy>but egg shows his ring again so it doesn't happenit's shitthey better get a qt for the spider lady tho
>>217727359Based.
>>217727349I love this lil nigga. He’s got sand
>>217727379More Blackfyre humiliation rituals
>>217727307Egg was not considered a good king, he alienated his vassals due to fighting for peasant rights and spent much of his reign putting down rebellions.
Fossoway lost their lordship of Cider Hall for being antisemitic
>>217727352That fucking dogshit end scene might be foreshadowing
>>217727248where can i watch it no torrents available
>>217727289i dont like this tanselle, she doesn’t seem as kind as in the books/comics
>>217727394>he’s bad because he wanted to give peasants more rightsDo Blackfyrefags really?
>>217727352The trial looked cool in the trailers though
>>217727385Blackfyre cucks devastated
>>217727379at least we'll see bloodraven and the fiddler (gay), that will be fun
>>217727418path to hell is paved with good intentions.Him having to constantly contend with rebels from his reforms is what set him up to want dragons back which is what happened at summerhall (probably)
>>217727440How they'll handle Maynard/Bloodraven should be interesting, will it just be the same actor but reskinned with pale skin color?
>>217727298egg's shaved skull is a homage to the extraterrestrial by the name of prometheus in the ripley scott alien series, prometheus is one of the seven in ASOIAF, atleast in the books, GRRM actually has roots in sci-fi after all.
>>217727373HBO closed captioning says "worms" but that's not necessarily definitive or anything
>>217727448It's what we historyfags like to call the Alexander II problem.
I like the music at the end. It felt like hannibal's drift.>>217727394>rebellionBecause some faggot made bastards legitimate. I havent read the books but that was mentioned in the first episode.And die filthy blackfyre.>>217727408It was ok. the music carried it. The only confusion is when egg called literally who and did nothing.
Rhaenyra can you please shut the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
>>217727379>more gay jokes>midgets>dunk throws a guy down a well>then stabs another guy>a joust>bloodraven cameothere's enough there for them to milk it at least
the use of the word alien makes it more likely that ASOIAF is post-apocalyptic sci-fi
>>217727448The tragic irony is that Egg didn't need dragons, he could have just used the reflection of his bald head to burn anyone in his way
>>217727416she looks fucking retarded and niggerish and there's genuinely no fucking reason why they changed her string puppets for this nonsensical massive circus tentAerion just backhand slapped the bitch and the guys broke her stall for doing the puppetry, they didn't burn a 30+sqm tent and were about to beat her to a pulp
>>217727488American law still uses alien to refer to non-citizens. That's the original meaning of the word.
>>217727474if you gave that mfer alex a reusable nuclear bomb with wings I bet he'd have a lot less rebels to deal with
Lyonel gets gayer every episode somehow
>>217727505GOOD
What even was the point of the prophecy gypsy besides the showrunners just wanting to be cheeky cunts?
>>217727349>The Targs did the Doom of Old Valyria, Dunk. Volcanoes can't melt steel palaces.
>>217727485RHAENYRA COULD YOU PLEASE STOP BEING A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Why are there so many Summer Islanders and Yi-YiTish in Westeros nowadays?
>>217727494Why are you complaining that they exchanged string puppets for a circus show? Complain, complain, complain. Absolute retard
>>217727484>the music carried it>literally whoYou might be retarded.He's calling after the guards by their names to show familiarity with the targ household guard, telling them to back off.The music was so jarring and so was the cut between the faces lol, but all of that shit is just for retards who can't take a hint which you might be one of.They could've just ended it with Egg saying... BLAH BLAh blah.. brother...!and then a slow cut to dunk's face without the FWUMP FWUMP... OH SO SHOCKING FWUMP *CUT FWUMP *CUTSo fucking cheesy
God, the ending was dogshit. They should've given Egg more presence when he was issuing his orders, something like, "By order of Prince Maekar Targaryen, my father" etc. Instead we get him being sassy, Duncan dumbfounded and that gay fucking chorus or whateverBAD
>>217727511
Is Raymun supposed to be able to spout all that Targaryen slander in the same era where Bloodraven is a thing?
>>217727511le hecker cool easter egg even though nobody likes that shit when its so fucking on the nose and obvious
>>2177275241. because she's an ugly nigger2. because they're aggrandizing shit 4nr in a small budget show3. because it changes the vibe from I ruined this kid's lemonade stall to I ruined this family's whole livelihood and I was going to kill all of them
>>217727529Dude's head looks like it should be watching for Russian ICBM's in Greenland.
>>217727289Her career is dead. No more puppet shows.
>>217727529kek are you retarded? it's exactly like in the novella.
>>217727505What else can you expect of house that was born out of a cuck joke
The Targaryen line must stay alive so that the Prince Who Was Promised can be born so that Arya can kill the Night King.
>>217727497i don't think the concept of citizenship is a thing in westeros, much less before the conquest
>>217727529It was fine you literally just want to be mad
>>217727560It's called an ADAPTATION for a reason
>>217727536As long as he doesn't show any sympathy for the Backfyre fucking shits, he is good
man how did they make this so fucking good
>>217727494He was breaking her fingers in the book moron.
>>217727567My point was that "alien" is a very historic word.
I thought it was Duncan Egg, like his last name is Egg.
>>217727589andshould've punched her stupid fucking nigger face in too
>>217727463probably another actor but they'll make it obvious that the stone is magic or something, it wont be subtle
>>217727529The comic book did it best.
>>217727573>they change it too much!>they dont change it enough!no pleasing you fags
>>217727596his name is John Dunkan idiot
>>217727576
>>217727608I'll now read itThanks
>>217727529Only dumbcunts like duncan would need an interpreter of what egg just didt. The only issue was commanding wate and who to do what but duncan was still lying down.
>all of this kino, possibly fifteen seasons of Dunk and Egg, culminates in the final season of game of thrones Kekypoo!
>>217727612It’s DUNK now
do we know the name of the song that played in the credits? Shit was fucking KINO
>>217727612dunkan deez eggs
Nice reveal. Can't wait to get the tourney started next week.
>>217727620he commanded them to lay their hands off him are you fucking retarded dude
>>217727634Dunk and Egg can be enjoyed as its own thing
>>217727312>the Alex Jones of WesterosWhat other in universe "conspiracy theories" you think Fossoway believes in?
Are we going to get a season on Tarth with Dunk knocking up Brienne's great grandma?
What if Egg was a girl?
>>217727647it's going to be multiple episodes of nothingburger now until the finale btw
How would you react if S2 shows Rohanne having diarrhea?
Maesters did Summerhall.
>>217727658He's obsessed with lemon trees for some reason.
>>217727634please no, thay already ruined hot d by tying it up with got and that stupid prophecy and littlefinger's daggerakotsk is comfy and great as is
Illyrio and Varys' entire plan where they raise a princeling from birth to experience life as a commoner so that he ends up as a good king is so fucking retarded when you realize that only works for one generation, then you're back to spoiled crazy Targ cunts in perpetuity oh and oops now they have dragons again.
>>217727608https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/The-Hedge-Knight-The-Graphic-Novel/Full?id=78898#92Just read it. It's basically the same thing, anon kek I mean except he arrives with help of his own instead of making his entrance alone
>>217727590yeah but i meant it as an easter egg from the writers, but then again my original post was half-serious
>>217727684I feel like these types of theories undercut the dramatic potential of these events in favor of "spooky secret bad guys were behind everything all along".
Breakfast scene was kino. Dunk and Egg Denny’s breakfast menu when?
>>217727684Um actually the records from Maester Corso prove it was the devout right-wing septons and westerosi nationalists.
>wate and yorkelWho the fuck are they??
>>217727690>that ruined hotd>not all the gay shit I have to disagree bro
Aegonjak when?
>>217727658He's probably Barbrey Dustin-pilled when it comes to maesters.
>>217727576seriously it clears got and hotd
>>217727701This. The maesters understand what's best for us.
What authority does Egg have in that situation if his older brother, a higher authority, is there?
>>217727701bullshit they are trying to seat a blackfyre shit
Raymun fossoway did summerhall
>>217727736>mfw a blackfyre fucking shit gets pelted with arrows
>>217727674If Rohanne isn't played by a nice, pale and pink freckled natural ginger with a shapely little teeny body then I'm not watching it.
>>217727611>no pleasing you fagsI'm fine with everything else except the duration. They should've padded things more a bit. It's too comfy and I want more. Also do you want me to have the same opinion as you? Or everyone else here? How convenient.
>>217727522If only Vizzy fucking did this. Would have saved the Targ dynasty and their dragons.
>>217727736jack packard lookin ass lil nigga
>>217727765too old
>>217727754all the youtubers were saying that Lyonel Baratheon stole the show but he's currently my favorite
>>217727289not my tanselle
>>217727750Everyone’s secretly tired of Aerion’s shit and would rather listen to an 8 year old
reminder
Why do they want Dunk to matchfix for a free win? So they can blackmail him to job later?
>>217727789Lyonel was great in the first episode but I feel like they're overdoing him a little bit, he's a character that would genuinely benefit from a little less screentime
>>217727754>Reminder that a Fossoway was one of the Ninepenny Kings Wonder if there's a connection there with Raymun's views
>>217727800another ugly niggerGRRM keeps purposefully writing these nubile quasi-albino little goddesses and you faggots will get hung up on the swarthiest ugliest goblins he puts to the page like that rapetoy brownshit tomboy from the dance.
>>217727809baste
>>217727503Fewer.
>>217727789He's too zesty. Be very careful now.
>>217727754podrick if he was a chad
>>217727673this is what I keep reading and its disappointing, it started to open up and become goodI want to be entertainedshows are not entertaining anymore, if its because they picked a novella with bad source material than that's on them
Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.
>>217727809>oops, we accidentally made a 10PM show that's way more popular than the 9PM showkek
>>217727527>and then a slow cut to dunk's face without the FWUMP FWUMP... OH SO SHOCKING FWUMP *CUT FWUMP *CUTSo fucking cheesyFair enough. When i saw the writer/director of the new episode a week ago, i had gut feeling it will show.
>>217727814it's just a thing knights do, all tourneys are rigged from the beginning
>>217727814The Ashfords were running a scam where they had their youngest son lose in fixed matches at the jousts, Plummer would bet against him and reap the earnings for the house.
>>217727846very stomp clap hey coded
>>217727856No it's because they're stretching it for no reason + making it weekly just to have normies talk about it inbetween episodes (which won't work because they fucked themselves with poopierapie on e1 and e2 and now it's going to be super boring as Dunk gathers friends for the finale)
>>217727809Then we have to wait longer for episode 5.It's like the dark days of /got/ after leaking half the season.
He should've said "finish on his sister's tits" but regardless, I stood up and clapped.
>>217727814Tourneys are just WWE. Everyone knows Rhaegar's "win" was planned.
>>217727834i'm more racist than you and if you wouldn't bang her >>217727800 you are fucking gay
>>217727846Why is everything so gay?Where are the tits?
>>217727876Can't Lord Ashford just pimp out his sheep?
>>217727858BASED
>>217727901I would but I would be griping that it isn't a pink pussy throughout.
>>217727701I just realized, reading your post that their plan is basically to make Egg 2.0everyone assumed that Varys and Illyrio are related to the Blackfyres and/or Aerion but nobody ever considered that they might be linked in some way to Egg. Their plan with the upbringing of Griff is clearly inspired by Egg's youth with Dunk
Imagine being some smug inbred targ fucking shit. Your dragons are gone and yet you’re still convinced you need to have sex with your siblings and are some invincible bastard who was born to rule.And you’re just maiming horses as all the smallfolk turn against you and you can’t even figure out that you’re in danger. Truly Summerhall couldn’t happen soon enough
>>217727910No profit to be earned from beastiality
I bet there's at least 1 amputee called Alice who really didn't enjoy this episode.
>>217727937KEK
>>217727924Varys might have a shaved head to hide his silver blonde hair like Egg did.
>>217727888eh they're fucking each other less these days anyway
>>217727701That's why the Blackfyre bloodline FINALLY (kek) getting the crown with that whole conspiracy makes way more sense. Even that little story about raising a proper prince is just another mummer's farce.
>>217727931rude
This show made me realize how fucking bad HOTD was holy shit
blackfyres are gonna have the last laugh targ shits
>>217727890Slanderous image. Brynden was always a chad. Every negative thing you ever hear about him are just from jelly haters.
>>217727888I guess they upped the profanity and crassness to make it seem more in-line with the other two shows, but it's still a bit jarring for me. I prefer how clean the book is in comparison.
>>217727956>Aelor/Aelora and Jaehaerys/Shaera dabbing into the fray
>>217727973Young Griff has been gaslit into believing he is Rhaegar’s son, and they’re advertising themselves as a Targaryen restoration, not a Blackfyre restoration, because absolutely nobody likes him.
>>217727986I said less kek
Bloodraven is more hated by his people than Daemon Blackfyre
>>217727658>Om telling ye Dunk Aegon the conqueror was sterile! think about eh... man had two wifes but only two sons? Anus Targaryen was a bastard, es mother fucked singers. And Visenya dabbled in black magic and THAT'S how she got pregnant.
>>217727976The lords in the novella are much more dignified and formal in contrast to how crass and blunt they are in the series, probably to play up how pure Dunk is in comparison to all these renowned nobles.
>>217727573>>217727766lmao you're such a rape victim.
>>217727967one and a half hours and these characters already shit on the whole cast of hot d, embarrassing
this armor fucks so hard
>>217727995true lol
>>217727995KEK
>>217727931>t. Raymun FossowayHEAR MEHEAR ME SHITTING ON INCESTUOUS ALIENS IS NOW CALLED RAYMUNPOSTING
>>217727976The book is like at most a PG-13 rating because of the violence and I think there's a tit or two with some random hookersBut I don't think HBO would be caught dead giving an episode of the Tits and Dragons show a TV-14 rating and will move heaven and earth to give it a TV-MA.
>>217728015Was this dude like 13? He looked kinda small
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAAA
>>217727658Maesters did the Dance of the Dragons and the Storming of the DragonpitsQuentyn is alive
>>217727349Based.
>>217727995cringe
>>217727995hard to not hate him
>>217728035surely that's against the rules? refs?? hello????
>>217728031If that's the case they should show some fucking tits before I piss myself
A Thousand Eyes, and One.
>>217728059>2026>titsBest I can do is a long, floppy, flaccid weiner
>>217727995aw thanks anon but Bryndey isn't so bad
>>217727349You seem stressed. Drink some cider to calm yourself buddy
>>217728052>I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
>>217727349HISTORY WILL RECORD THAT THESE WORDS WERE, IN FACT, TRUE
>>217728055he is the ref
GEORGE LUCAS IS AN INCESTOUS ALIENHE RUINED STAR WARS
>S-Ser Anon! Y-your lance is so big!
>>217727515this looks like the start to a day porn
>>217728108She's a child you subhuman fucking pedo
>A Thousand Eyes, and On-ACK
>>217728108she too cute in this ep
>>217728122She's 16 so I can talk about destroying all her pretty little holes all I want actually.
>>217728130based
The jousts suck. This can't be how they were written.
>>217728138believe it or not the jousts are not great how they were written either, we are here for the fight not the joust
>>21772813013 actually, the tourney is for her 13th nameday.
>>217727556what's wrong with her neck???
>>217728138i was actually surprised they did the lance through the horse's neck, i thought they would pussy out of showing it
>>217728155>weNigger, some decent jousting isn't too much to ask.
>>217728167The Actress you moron.
>>217727497>>217727590Alien isn't used in the books. so it feels out of place in the story. simple as
-ACK
>>217728188She would have been 14 when she filmed this right?
>>217728182>LE GREATEST ACTING EVER PUT TO FILM...!>It's not shot on film also it's all CGIsloppaDid they forget about the good ol' stunt + piano wire pulling backwards?It couldn't have been too hard to film for real
>>217728197Fair enough.
>>217727523>Watch Preston Jacobs video>"See, look, they make Dunk look taller by placing him next to announce Asian"wew lad
>>217728210Out of ten!
>>217728197They say turkey in the books though despite the colombian exchange never occurring in-universe.
p good episode bros enjoyed it dont care if people are mad and upset had fun eat my shit
>>217728237it was good. just the interwebs are a place to bitch
>>217727248I've masturbated to this picture before.
wait we only have to wait till friday now?????
It's going to get reeeeeeeeeal bad with the upcoming filler eps
>>217727536Bloodraven isn't in power yet. He's probably just another member of the court. Now when he's hand of the King THEN he goes full ICE on people
>>217728258Super Bowl next week
>>217728206based>>217728237anons will always find a way to complain, this show is the comfiest show in television rn
>>217728251NGMI.
Dunkbros.. we fucken won
>BELIVE IT OR NOT>IM TAKING A SHIT>IM BLOWING DOOKIE, OUT MY ASS>FARTING AWAY ON A WIND AND A PRAYER>WHO COULD IT BE>BELIEVE IT OR NOT, POOP AND PEE
>>217728261theres not much filler they can really do at this point, we are finally getting into the meat of the story
>>217728261eps?next episode is him putting together a team, episode 5 is the battle
>human diarrhea>massive cock pissing>horse shittingwow amazing show
>>217727626>that one season where they won the Westerbowl against the Batheon Stags Bullshit how they've won 7 in a row
>>217728275NOT GOOD QUEEN ALLYSANE
>>217728287how many eps do they have left?if it's more than 2 its gg>>217728289oh okay nevermind, this is what I was going to say
>>217728297me after watching porn
>>2177283053 more episodes but episode 5 is the trial of seven aka the fight
>>217727672he might have married Daeron the Drunkard
>>217728171They used pic rel as a model.
>>217728305yeah this kind of was the filler episode but it was good filler in that we get more of egg's perspective and more of egg and dunk building their bond, hard to imagine what filler they add in the next 1 hour and 10 they have left of this show
>>217728287The recruiting will be gay and boring as fuck.
I fucking hate HOTD
>>217728353It wont be that bad, everyone pretty much comes to him lmao
>>217728331this isnt real is it
>>217728289>him putting together a team
Imagine being forced to hate this kino show because you're a blackfyre fucking shit.
House of the Dragon is an actual abomination compared to this show. They don't even feel like they're in the same universe.
every episode just makes me angry about how shitty hotd turned out to benot even mildly interested in s3
>>217728353it won't i like all the characters they have introduced so far and can buy why they would help dunk at this point
>>217727718>Dunk and Egg>No Dunkin Donuts tie-in with Egg Sandwich wasted opportunity
>>217728353You’ve now moved on to complaining about things we haven’t even seen yet
>>217727750>What authority does Egg have in that situation if his older brother, a higher authority, is there?"I'm going to tell dad!"
>>217728321doing the whole trial in 5 seems premature, i'm guessing 4 will be the night before, 5 morning of and they'll cut just before baelor shows up in armorthen we have the trial in 6 and you can end it very tightly
>>217728353>gay and boring as fuck.>>Are there no true knights among you?FUCK OFFit's pure fucking kino
>>217728384First thread?
>>217727294happens in the main series too, like 3 times and they are always rightold women seers spoiling shit is a staple of the series
>>217727736yours is better than mine
>>217728389They are going to add shitting and gay sex and farting for no reason.
>>217728353>The recruiting will be gay and boring as fuck.literally the best part of the story
>>217728373I do feel slightly bad for them. 8 episodes of build up and they had episode 9 and 10 - the payoff battle episodes - taken from themBecause of the writers strike they couldn't write around it. They legally weren't allowed to rewrite.But then I remember all the dogshit stupid pointless fucking changes and turning it into dyke propaganda and yeah, fuck them
Those sandwiches looked good.
>>217728406made me think about how old sandwiches must be. Never thought about it. normally you see them just eating it alone or on the side
>>217728353you are wrong
I'm reading the comic, and the art is a fucking disgrace, but this is cool
>>217728373The first season of HotD was very okay, but man that 2nd season was fucking awful
>>217728172A lance through a horses neck is nowhere near the most gruesome thing GoT ot HotD has put to screen
>>217728404>turning it into dyke propagandaIt was actually improv between the two actresses. I don't think the producers could actually change it because it would count as violating WGA guidelines (the strike was happening during filming) and the optics of "we cut out the only scene with gay rep" would look bad.
>>217728108i'd give her my ser arlan if you catch my drift
Remember when they neutered Blood & Cheese and made it weird and retarded for no reason lmao
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)Fridaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217728443Clegane fucking decapitates his own horse in like the 3rd or 4th episode of GoT
Sworn Sword should be interesting. They already confirmed there would be flashbacks to the Dorne adventure.
>>217727846>I'll fight in your trial of seven Ser Duncan>My thanks milord how can i->If you fuck me in me arse
FETCH ME A SEASON STRETCHER
>>217728436S1 was pretty bad too it just wasn't as horrible as people were expecting after GoT fell off so hard
This show being the opening act for house of the dragon is fucking criminal
>>217728460KINO
>>217728443sure, but people are very sensitive about animals now
>>217728460i clapped
>>217728481VizzyT was good though
>>217727935Except in the Vale ofc
>>217728453to think. in the real world she can legally drive. maybe drive to your place for some wine and kino
>>217728460Dunk is carrying these threads after the abomination of hotdS2, i believe in the dunc
>>217727900>Like WWEKurt Angle would make the best knight
>>217728496
>>217728460
egg was singing about growing hair on his balls. he made a funny
>>217728496It’s actually sad how much he hates Daemon Blackfyre, that was still his family, son of Daena Targaryen and Aegon Targaryen (or Baelor). Like he wasn’t some son of a common whore, he was more blood of the dragon than Egg, and he was by literally all accounts a good man, a good knight who was well liked by the lords and small folk, even the dornish didn’t hate him
This show is based as fuck Minus Lyonel Baratheon being a scrawny fag for whatever reason
the dragon ought never lose
>>217728077Preston keeps crashing out over the massive cock. he keeps saying how unrealistic it looks
Anyone else disappointed that Dunk beating Daeron wasn't in a more public place? Think it would have been the scene where Dunk call out all the knights for having no honor in the trial more impactful if there were actaully more knights that witnessed what happened.
>>217728504We're gonna be saying "the show died with Viserys" like we do with Tywin in GoT
>>217728460can he do it bros will dunk save the series, find out next week
>>217728551Daemon died long before Egg was even born, why would he hold affection for him?
>>217728558no it was meant to be a smaller puppet show, why would ever knight be at a puppet show for kids
>>217728553nah the only problem with lyonel is that he's too oldbut come season 6 when we get to the laughing storm rebellion he'll be the right age
>>217728558It was enough of a public spectacle for everyone to have learned about it by the time of the recruiting
>>217728496>>217728551they were a happy family before he was born
>>217728551Nigga Daemon started a civil war and tried to usurp his family
>>217728551It's a kindergarten song like London bridge is falling down. Targs shit teach it to their children to perpetuate blackfyre hate.
>>217727861what shows are you talking about
>>217728579Daeron could have dragged her out and made a show of it.
>expose your scheme to throw the fight on purpose when you could have just said nothing and dunk would've been none the wiserwhy
>>217728031>The book is like at most a PG-13 rating because of the violence and I think there's a tit or two with some random hookersThere's no T&A in the book.
i get its just shitposting but bloodraven loved his brother daemon please stopping pitting them against eachother on here
>>217727890based
>>217728571no that's my point, why the animosity? i get that he is maekar's son so it makes sense but i doubt Baelor and Valarr or Daeron speak ill of Daemon Blackfyre, i'm pretty sure it was implied they gave him and his sons a traditional cremation after red grass
>>217728592and then Bloodraven fucking ruined it
>>217728638meant for >>217727974
>>217728635actually true, people assume it’s Daeron that bloodraven loved and was close to, I’m willing to bet it was his older brother Daemon
>>217728638>>217728592so this bitch fucking all her brothers ruined everything?
>>217727995seethe
>>217728650It was Bittersteel and Fireball who turned Daemon against Daeron by playing on his insecurities as a bastard.
>>217727359holy based
>>217728592honestly i don't think Daemon would have even killed Daeron or Brynden if he had won at Red Grass and took KL
Serious question, how the fuck are there three episodes left? Even at under an hour a piece, I just don't see how you pad it out that much. Are we really going to get two full episodes of Dunk wandering around trying to find champions, followed by one entire episode devoted to fighting?
>>217728015>horse DLC
>>217728656>>217728673This is all just your headcanon
>>217728669IT WAS BLOODRAVEN who GASLIT Daeron into ordering Daemon's arrest without evidence, merely based on Daemon THINKING about rebelling, minority report FED bullshit is that
>>217728235>They say turkey in the books though despite the colombian exchange never occurring in-universe.Planetos isn't Earth, it was colonized by Valyrians and their human slaves from Earth at some point in our distant future but a civil war among the Valyrians knocked the planet back into a stone age and now nobody remembers their actual origin.
>>217728681the trial is in episode 5
>>217728681>assemble team>fight>aftermath and normiebait catspaw dagger cringe
>>217728042>Spoiler textHey Preston. Still sick?
>>217728683kek
>>217728685>This is all just your headcanonno shit but the worst i can see him doing is exiling Daeron and Brynden
he has the swordhe should be kingsimple as
Preston lost my respect when he stopped saying "I'm probably wrong about half of this" and started being a smug CIA glowie with retarded takes.
>>217728660Daemon was more interested in his big sister Daenerys if memory serves
ser, this is a traitor's thread
>>217728492>nowpeople always have
What does salt beef taste like bros?
>>217728579>no it was meant to be a smaller puppet show, why would ever knight be at a puppet show for kidsPuppet shows were for everyone, that was what passed for entertainment back in the day.
>>217728629The same reason Egg went to look for Dunk to defend the negress, when he could have bossed around the royal guards to begin with.
>>217728740jerky and probably good
>>217728671
So targs don't have blonde pubes?
>>217728681>Serious question, how the fuck are there three episodes left?Three episodes is just 1.5 hours.
>>217728108>t-thanks y-you too
>>217728629Yeah probably the most retarded thing in the episode.
>>217728740Watch townsends and make it yourself.
>>217728760they do, i think egg was trying to throw dunk off in case he was wondering if his hair on his head was black, then again targaryens in the show have had dark eyebrows and body hair so
>>217728331looks like the Will Smith shrink face meme
>>217728760Does anyone?
>>217728754my biggest peeve about the dragons coming back is that george was like "ummm this super obscure set of events is the only way for the eggs to hatch and daenarys actually isn't special at all and prophecy's are gay and lame. also the whitewalkers are uber powerful and have 1 gorillion ice zombies"
>>217728629Are you retarded or something? They were low on money and they knew Dunk needed money too so it was a win-win scenario. Try paying more attention next time, zoomer.
>>217728235you've missed my point entirely
>>217728795one guy's dick i sucked had red pubes everywhere
>already halfway through:(
>>217728754This stupid image gave me the biggest laugh of the week. Thanks, Anon.
No one talking about the schizo Egg met while training?The fuck was that all about?
>>217728690Actually the wyrms are the ayylmaos who infected the original valyrians and can sometimes grow into dragons. Every targshit is hosting an alien parasite.
>>217728818Are they retconning Daemon to be of the same generation as Baelor and Maekar?
New thread, plssss
>>217728825sworn sword next year tho
You shall be king, and die in hot fire and worms shall feed on your ashes, and all who know you shall rejoice on your dying:)
>>217728430>Come outside Luthor
>>217728841Shut the fuck you attention seeking cuntWAIT UNTIL PAGE 9
>>217728858(aerion)
>>217728839um isn’t Daemon the same gen as Baelor and Maekar?
Is it even possible to save shitshow of hotd anymore?
kino armor
>>217728839>Are they retconning Daemon to be of the same generation as Baelor and Maekar?anon.. >>217728592
>>217728875No, he's their uncle
>>217728887>>217728887>>217728887>>217728887
>>217728846man why does everything take so long. fuckers should already be filming
>>217728877only he can save it
>>217728880second favorite in the show so far
>>217728275this is so anime coded
>>217728890yeah but he grew up with them not daeron
>>217728877>to save shitshow
>>217728912welcome to asoiaf
>>217728278Whenever I see an image of a field I instantly assume it's gonna have Dunk shitting
>>217728310okay this made me laugh
>What hearing one political rant does to a mf
>>217728353how do you know unless you got that preview package that some YouTubers like Preston got to see
>>217728384maybe that anon is the Prophecy woman who spoke to Dunk and Egg
>>217727658I love in universe conspiracy theorists, their an excellent way to worldbuild, its a shame they aren't used more.
>>217728431the art is actually amazing
>>217728460you've touched muh heart anon
>>217728592
....semoc eH
>>217728839>>217728875>>217728890>>217728923it's hard to say in the novellas/books, it might be they're of the same generation or not because Aegon IV clearly kept fucking maidens well into his elder years
>>217728558in the books everyone knows what happens and the small folk cheer on Dunk for being a knight to remembered his vows
>>217729071Kek
>>217728629Plummer was telling Dunk to CHOOSE Andro
>>217728729>Shut it. do you want a clout in the ear
>>217728740salty>>217728819
>>217728856is it me or did Dunk sound as if he didn't hear what was said to Egg
>>217729259It's you. Dunk was laughing how ridiuclous it was.
>>217727800Gorgeous>>217727976Same, something about it feels particularly juvenile in a way it doesn't in GOT>>217727995Got his ass>>217728059It's been confirmed the only female nudity we're gonna get is that one single tit in the first episode
>>217728748Little retarded egg did that because he was panicking and thought maybe Dunk could stop it without escalating the situation. Identifying himself to the guards (who likely would not have immediately identified him) would require exposing his real identity
>>217727658dragonfire doesn't melt oily blackstonelyseni pillowhouses are entrapment schemesmaegor didn't kill himself
THREE FINGERS
>>217729475>Same, something about it feels particularly juvenile in a way it doesn't in GOTI think it's because the rest of the show isn't nearly as gritty or rapey. When they push the profanity here, it feels out of place.
