impudent little rat editionprev >>217735210
>>217737771
I like how everyone tries to rush Aerion and basically no one gives a shit until the knights finally come out
>>217737612Cat is based as fuck. She spends her days ordering a massive mental catalogue of women's tits by size and firmness and daydreaming about dropkicking that pouty bastard into castle moat.
>>217737775Targsissies, our response?!?
production values are amazing. GoT never looked that good desu. I kinda expected hotd tier greyish crap but this is beautiful. Funny ep too but too much filler. Barely anything happened
>>217737781
>>217737821Being a good knight ain't the same thing as being the best ruler.
>>217737841
>>217737781>we should replace this dripped out fucker with a bunch of low-browed retards who wear rotten apples on their heads and brain each other with wooden clubs over the the location of boundary stonesSmall wonder Westeros was in a absolute fucking state before the Targaryens civilized it.
>>217737818The only thing she did wrong was not pushing the snow bastard down a well
Sleepy Daeron Waters is turning a blind and watery eye to Dornishmen walking freely through the marches to peddle the strangler, homosexualism, and inferior vintages in our fair realm.The people of Westeros need a leader muscled like a maiden's fantasy to right the ship of state, someone who can deflect Rhoynar tomfoolery off his rock hard abs.
Guess who had a nightmare about the finger snapping scene
>>217737852
The dragon ought never lose
>>217737821All my niggas at the annual redgrass field remembrance event saying a prayer for the true king and his washboard abs.
>>217737818the irony is that all of Cat's children are bastards>Ashara Dayne, top 5 most desired woman in Westeros>literally no reason for her to ruin her prospects by getting pregnant for a fling, easy access to moon tea>only reason she would get pregnant was if married and Ned would insist on it>Ned for some unknown reason marries Cat at Riverrun's sept, despite there being a Godswood in the castleNed married Ashara at Harrenhal, he married Cat at a sept so he wasn't cursed by the old gods for taking a 2nd wife. This adds another layer to Robb, he married Jeyne Westerling because he thought it would be the honorable thing his father would do. In reality Ned did what it took to win the war and get the Tully army.
>>217737887>The dragon ought never -ACK
>>217737821Daeron was a latina enthusiast just like me fr
>>217737904Imagine being some ultra chud lord who gives all his kids bastard names because "he can't be 100% certain".You could then pick and choose which kids you want to legitimize and inherit.
In connection with the targaryen question I have this to say: it is a shameful spectacle to see how the whole democratic world is oozing sympathy for the poor tormented targaryen people, but remains hard-hearted and obdurate when it comes to helping them which is surely, in view of its attitude, an obvious duty
>>217737846So no response to what I said? Gotcha.
>>217737904Hi, Preston.
>>217737887Then why did they lose all their dragons?
>>217737906>Gods I was strong -ACK
>>217737906>>217737912>official targshit slaying anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2v_57RCofM
muhfugga
just the two of us, we can make it if we try
>>217737996A brother I loved….
Dunk and Egg 4: The she-wolves of Winterfell
>>217737912
>>217737960
>>217737888Targkinandchildmurderingsissies, how come after we usurped the Throne from the right heir (CHADfyres) nobody gave a fuck about any of us after we were gone?
Lyonel the Zesty Storm
>>217737922would probably be the best option, basically meritocracy rather than hoping your firstborn isn't useless >>217737957never watched a single video from him, is that actually one of his theories?
I miss Maelor bros.
>>217738051he doesn't even laugh once
>>217738049This nigga lacks the reading comprehension to read a comic
>>217738078How could Condal remove maelor from the story when it’s so obvious how closely George holds that character to his heart
>>217738078aren't you glad they made Blood & Cheese a silly scene about haha which ones the boy and which ones the girl haha lol zany sexy hypocrite revealso much better than the book
>>217737932Bobby and this dude would have got along like a house on fire. Total Targ Death
>>217737960THE BOOAAAAR IS PREGNANT
There's a boar coming, Ned..
More swine, your grace?
whats your relationship with your siblings/cousins/nephews like
>"I promise I won't get political">me 3 ciders in
>mfw blackfyre cunts get beheaded
>>217738274It's cool to commit treason in front of a dude you've met once before
>>217738249I wonder what will happen to family structures in fifty years after generations of people having only one child
https://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ
>>217738249I haven't talked to my sister is 3 years. Haven't talked to any of my cousins in more than a decade.
>>217738274Millions must die
>>217738334you people are just reaching for shit to complain about at this point
>>217738334>speak the objective truth>treasontargshit bros... perhaps we aren't worthy to rule...
>>217738334if its a cool chill dude then yes
>>217738092.....So no monuments to Targsissies? But why?
>>217738249in alot of ways it's worse than theirs
i don't like cursing at alland i only do it because it is my job
>>217738409They are the kings the realm is their monument
>>217738427>the whole realm cheers when their bloodline dies out a few years latertargbros...
>>217738249>rebels because he wasn't chosen to be KingsguardFireball was such a loser.
historically, maesters always said reTargs are nothing more than a glorified gang
>>217738445There was a brutal civil war what are you talking about
>>217738345>M-more Targshit blood, Your Grace?
>>217738249what's lamprey pie
The dragon fears the apple
>>217738468A FUCKING WYLDE?!?!?!?!
>>217737735THE LORD OF ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP
>>217738421Dexter is amazingly wholesome
>>217738427>They are the kings.......But seriously the realm currently belongs to the Lannisters and a Targaryen will never sit the Throne ever again (Because of said vile Targsissy decisions, cant even say he has Targ blood from Robert either lmao)
>>217738087His wife dishonoring the cuck king name by refusing to bang other men is no laughing matter.
>>217738488>brutal civil war>house of the hand doesn't even show up>tyrells barely show up>north + storm + vale all in rebellion>dorne is only for the crown because its their mutts in line for the throne and they STILL do fuck alllmao
HotD S3 is going to be such a rough watch after all this DUNKINO
>>217738537His gestures and faces he makes are great and feel very natural.
>>217738540>a Targaryen will never sit the Throne ever again
>>217738500lamprey are a type of eelits pie made of eel
>>217738570It will be really really funny and the shitposting will be merry
>>217737877>>217737852>>217737841>>217737781>>217737771nice
>>217738567Yes it was a brutal civil war
>>217738570Aemond makes everything watchable
>>217738274>Dunk, let me tell you about the maesters...
>>217738593Faaaaaacts
>>217738274
>>217737735>>217738605I wish the comic was this quality.
>>217738468>yeah bro, you're on the short list; divorce your wife>haha oops, sorry man we filled the position with a gay Dornish whoremonger who looks like a toad or somethingDaeron Waters is a runny shit.
>>217738570we need 20 extra episodes of side queststhis shit is comfy kino
>>217738634>muh kingsguard position that was promised to me 3000 years ago by the fat coomer kingKWABOTY 196 AC
>>217738626Delete this. Daemon wasn't a bastard REEEEEEEEEEE.
>>217738634>no bro you don't get it! a sword doesn't make you a good king>ok yes daeron caused a loyal sword to rebel against him by not upholding a promise he could have easily kept>BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT
>>217738660there is no greater kike of a king than Daeron
>>217738570There’s only going to be four seasons in total, so if they’re squeezing everything into these sixteen episodes it should still be a fun car crash
>>217738633wish AI was real so we could make an Alan Lee style animated Dunk n Egg show
>>217737980Bloodraven anthem (the saxon men in question are members of his family)https://youtu.be/cvKRbi2ovDY?si=lbgbrOWB6ykP18Nx&t=103
>>217738634You mean Daemon Waters?
i can't wait for Ira Parker to glaze blackfyres and shit all over targs some more, all eggs digs to them are just buildup
I just hope HotD doesn't ruin The Battle over the God's Eye. Straight up Shonenslop kino in a relatively grounded medieval fantasy setting
>>217738708Daemon was legitimized by the king and was the child of a targaryen king and queen, Daeron was not legitimized and the son of a dornish whore
Would you let Alice finger your arse?
>>217738718
>>217738724You already know the show runners will make Aemond look as pathetic as possible. Oh, and Daemon survives.
>>217738724FOR THE PROPHECY!!! FOR KHALEESI!!!!! FOR MY WIFES SONNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Dunk mogs HOTD and GOT so badly it's unfair.
>>217738739Daeron was the anointed king, never delegitimised, and the son of Naerys Targaryen. Daemon was a bastard and born Daemon Waters.
>>217738761
>>217738775Writers don’t like daemon either. Daemon will already be dead and the real battle of the gods eye was between rhaena and aemond, and she told a lie to honor her fathers memory
Prince Baelor was the firstborn, Prince Maekar sprang out lastDaemon was a bastard, so they kicked his bastard-Grass is green in summer, green grass I adoreBut grass is red all over when you kill a rebel-Horses die in battleThis battle was the frontBlackfyre’s not a trueborn. He came from the wrong-Country was in peril The Anvil was a rockThe Hammer smashed the bastard with his giant veiny- Host of Dornish spearmen.
>>217737875BASED
>>217738685The only thing king paunch had to do to not cause a rebellion was not stack the court with his Dornish abuela wife's universally reviled family.He had one job and somehow he felt asleep on it at approximately 11 am after eating to much jellied eel.I guess he was too busy licking the wart-covered Dornish toads and wobbling to notice how he fucked over his subjects.
>>217738739oh wait that's Baelor lmao
>>217738786Yes. But let's not get too cocky. We're only three episodes into the first season of what could be a 8+ season run. Lots of time for things to go to shit.
what's with the kid? does he have medieval cancer or something?
>>217738793>and the son of Naerys Targaryenand Aemon Targaryen
Dunk flea bottom orphan flashback episode next week. It would have been cool if that flea bottom show became a thing and we saw some familiar characters as a Easter egg
>>217738809This Blackfyre retard doesn’t even know the most basic shit
desu i only like Daemon B cause he made Baelor the blessed kill himself
>>217738690dont underestimate how much of the runtime they can waste on retarded boring shit just to speedrun all the good stuffi expect 2 full episodes dedicated to how rhaenyra is having a hard time as queen cause men are mean and gross or some shit
I am not saying the episode was bad, but it felt wonky at parts. The music especially seemed wrong at the riot and the ending. Hopefully it will not incrementally spiral into decline.
>>217738821Dragonpox
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2018182800969465857/vid/avc1/1280x720/Ttz356RgU3CrA3Vn.mp4
>>217738852The riot scene, were it to take part in GOT or HOTD, would have been a bloodbath with like 200 dead peasants.
>>217738840joke flew over your head, if only rocks could do that
>that overly dramatic music sting at the end of the episodewait no way he was a targaryen?!?!
>>217738852There will be no pleasing you either way
>>217738862kek
>>217738793Daemon Targaryen is the trueborn son of King Baelor the Blessed and his wife queen Daena.Daeron the watery shit is the baseborn son of an oathbreaker and his Lyseni harlot of a sister, the wretched and degenerated descendant of an infamous line of usurpers and nymphomaniacs.
>>217738870Just come back next thread and pretend this never happened, maybe read the wiki a little more closely
>>217738870kek
>>217738803arsewhorecuntcock
>>217738875There being dramatic music is not the problem. It is the style they went with. It just seems out of place for the show and wider setting.
>>217738835time traveling Karl the bastid slayer will rise...
>>217738904>his Lyseni harlot of a sisterKill yourself
>>217738803>blackfyre btfo>i love house targaryen>let me sing a song that talks about our side having big veiny dornish cocksso this is the power fo the dragon house
I dont get why the crowd started rioting? Isnt someone's horse getting killed in a joust an expected part of a tourny
>>217738945We've got a real intellectual juggeranut on our hands here.
>>217738862
targroid scum
>>217738904if Daemon Blackfyre was actually the son of Baelor would that make him the heir? without dna testing it wouldn't matter but hypothetically
>>217738959He deliberately targeted the horse - basically "playing dirty" or cheating. Smallfolk feel like they got robbed of a entertaining show.
>>217738803Least Dornish penis-enamored partisan of Daeron II.
>>217738959It was that Aerion did it deliberately rather than by accident. Whether or not that should be enough for them riot you can debate, but the explanation of the show is that.
>>217738957lol
>>217738967You’re not an intellectual, you’re just flouting your retarded contrived headcanons and fanfictions which have no basis in the text
>>217738959
>>217738991Didn’t daemon do that In Tourneys and the small folk cheered? Is it just cuz everyone hates the Targaryens now compared to back then?
>>217738585I feel they are a bit too modern
>>217738991>>217739001Yeah but they know it's a prince. It's such a weird reaction>He played dirty, let's rush royal who's guarded by the armored guys with swords!I was surprised the riot happened at all, and then I was surprised there was no Westerosi Tiananmen scene
>>217738634I've had shitty runs wetter than Daeron Waters
>>217738987Well, no.Having written all of that his mother's marriage had already been annulled when he was conceived.Unless of course you take the view that Aegon IV's decree was vague enough to legitimize him as Baelor's son, which I doubt it did.
>>217738274That nigga incestrous alien had it coming. He is no true knight.
>>217738862based eggletlil nigga is actually doing youtube comments on phonk edits and shit lmao, its kinda hilarious
>>217739039>his mother's marriage had already been annulledright i forgot about that detail, nvm
>A dragon ought never l-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlso who's the guy on the right chuckling about Aerion killing himself?
>>217739018well no, he tripped the horse which is less fucked up and targaryens were more loved back then before the dance
>>217739028I agree that the scene was weird. If I am to defend it then you can say the combination of them being drunk and maybe just general dislike of the Targaryens. We see in this episode itself the Fossoway is not at all restrained in telling Dunk what he thinks about the Tararyens.
>>217739072the ghost of baelor
Aerion:>Manlet (clearly insecure)>Attacks innocent civilians who can't defend themselves>Need to be escorted by 3 (three) bodyguards to do so>No diff'd by Dunk>Weak teeth>Receeding hairline>Weak voiceEgg:>Quite tall for his age>Bold, but respectful of his elders>Is a great squire so far (see Dunk praising him)>Is willing to learn>Powerful hairline>Force his brother and his bodyguards to respect him without having to display his power>Is going to be the king of the seven kingdoms according to baba yaga >He's not even trying btwEggbros we're clearly winning so far
>>217739047Share the youtube link
TARGARYAN FUCKING SHITS MUST GOTOTAL DRAGON DEATH
>>217738249
>>217738959I assumed the locals favored the other guy
>>217739092>Powerful hairline
>>217739006>which have no basis in the textWhat you mean besides the chapter in the FIRST FUCKING BOOK OF THE SERIES that recounts Aegon IV calling his wife a cheating whore and the duel being fought over it?Imagine being such a soft skulled mongoloid that you not only manage to miss the angle of the Blackfyre rebellion being a a version of the far of the five kings written by the Lannister analogues, no you also get reduced to borderline non-verbal spluttering idiocy by basic banter.You're a cretin, a complete and utter idiot, a subhuman retard.
>>217738862>mfw cursing>>217739047Hopefully he doesn't fall into that chandler twd trap setting up youtube and all.
>>217739118He's bald by choice. He's could grow aa glorious mane if he wished
>That scene where Dunk & Egg[TM] are walking back to the tourny the day after the riot and the fucking bookkeeper turns to look at him like an NPC in town about to give a questMade me kek
>>217739127Oh, wow, you are actually just retarded and lack the basic mental acuity to parse through and comprehend texts. Sorry, I thought you were just a wikifag.
>>217738904>Nyeris>Lyseni harlot of a sisternigger you're retarded
'ATE TARGARYANS, NOT RACIS' JUST DUN LOIK EM'ATE DRAGONS'ATE THE IRON THRONELUV ME APPLESLUV ME FIRST MEN AND ANDALSLUV ME SEVEN
half the episodes are pee pee poopoo dick sex oc donut steal faggotry and meanwhile they haven't spent a second explaining how the fucking tournament is actually supposed to workit would be completely incomprehensible from just watching the show
>>217739092Maekar made 2 winners and 2 shitters. 50% is good in Westeros, right?
>>217739028>I was surprised there was no Westerosi Tiananmen sceneLord Ashford would not want that to happen given the event and Prince Baelor, who given his disposition and seeming dislike of Aerion, would not want that in general either. I suppose the question is how did the riot actually contained? I would have to guess the crowd burn its energy in anger and with the threat of violence dispersed.
was the bit about a kid discussing a crippled whore who stimulated men's prostates in the book?
>>217739196>dude what are the tourney brackets??? is it double elimination or a round robin situation wtf is going on!!!retard alert. spoiler: the tourney isn't important
>>217739197something something Targs something something gods flip a coin
Started episode 2
>>217739197Daeron wasn’t that bad
>>217739221No, but I'm sure the fat man approves.
>>217739223considering that whole show so far has revolved around nothing but the tournament and the season is halfway over, yes it is important you mouthbreathing fucking mongoloid never answer to my post again
>>217739231>alcoholic >only child was retarded>died of AIDSHe was a nice guy but by any metric he wasn't exactly a winner.
>>217739265>show so far has revolved around nothing but the tournamentthe tournament is a set piece you fucking retarded niggerthe show is about dunk and egg not some shit happening in the background
>6:48WTF blackfyre bros?That little shit is mocking us
>>217739316You deserve to be
>>217739316You better kneel to your king, boy.
You shall be king, and die in hot fire and worms shall feed on your ashes, and all who know you shall rejoice on your dying
>>217739316Keep scrolling, Blackfyre fucking shit.
....semoc eH
>>217739182Lol. It's okay, you don't have to dig deeper. You can close the tab with your tail between your legs and pretend that you never had a autismal meltdown over a book you obviosuly haven't read.Meanwhile it would probably behoove to actually read the God damn things instead of eating your boogers and getting emotionally invested in the honor of a fictional character to the point that you're reduced to comedic prune-faced spluttering upon having the first instance of the said character being mentioned recounted to you, or however it is you spend your time in the assisted living home.>>217739183Needless to say that goes for you as well.
>>217739351don't you have little boys to dreaming about?
Do you think the inevitable Aemon cameo is reserved for the finale or the start of S2?
>>217739336>But at least my son will-He’s king for a year and dies of the flu after not accomplishing anything >we’ll surely my grandson will-He plunges the kingdom into civil war and gets most of the Targaryens killed >ah so my great grandson, my last hope for-He dies in that same war >m-my great great grandsonHe don’t want it >granddaugh-Killed by great great grandson
Dunkin' Egg
>>217739363Retard you do not dig deeper, you took the most surface level reading of the text, and then wilfully went against what the text says with regards to the piety of Naerys to make everything fit into your retarded headcanon. You really should just kill yourself you’re a deeply odious person
>>217739385He'll show up with Brynden at the end of season 3.
>>217739387the legacy of house targaryen is heated failure
>>217739365kek
It's not exactly *bad* but a lot of Episode 3 feels very clumsy.PEASANTS who see a guy get wiped out in a joust (admittedly from a dirty trick) immediately chimp out and start a riot to attack a member of the royal family while there are Kingsguard, random guards, and a ton of knights presentI get that D&E is meant to be more lighthearted than GOT/HOTD but there's no mention of any massacre, no mention of any punishments, even if the realm is at peace a mob of peasants just tried to assault a royal prince. Not even one day later everything is back to normal and the next day the tourny continues like nothing happenedThe last scene was the weirdest, too many cuts and zooms. Dunk, niggress, Egg, Targshit, Dunk, niggress, Egg, Targshit. Shit felt like Indian soap opera zooming in on everyone's reactions multiple times Also I think it was a huge misplay for Dunk to just be seething wordlessly while restrained and asked why he "threw his life away for a whore." If he had managed to stutter something like "a knight sh-should defend the... th-the helpless" it makes it a far more chivalrous act. The way it's shot it makes it seem more like his decision was because he has a crush on Tanselle(which he does, but Dunk's thing is being a poor dumbass who embodies chivalry better than rich lords' kids) This means next episode when smallfolk show him their support it will be clunky again because the way events happen right now, the rational conclusion is "oh the hedge knight was courting the puppetress which is why he stepped in and assaulted the prince" instead of the intended "the hedge knight was the only one who stepped up because he embodied honor better than all those other worthless armored assholes"On the positive side I like how Ep3 continues to be wreathed in nature. GOT's environment shots got sparser as the seasons went on and HOTD never bothered at all. But with D&E you can really feel the vibe of medieval people setting up to have fun
>>217739197>one alcoholic cassandra>one maniac>one guy who took out most of his house in a murder suicide on a dynastic scale>one stone cold (literally) incel>at least one daughter who had poor enough judgement to get knocked up by a member of the kingsguardI'll give you Aemon, which still paint a very dim view of the quality of Maekar's sperm and parenting.
>>217739387There weren’t many Targs left by the time the rebellion happenedAerysRhaellaRhaegarViserys Dany RhaenysAegonMost of the targs had already died out
>>217739072
>>217739451>PEASANTS who see a guy get wiped out in a joust (admittedly from a dirty trick) immediately chimp out and start a riot to attack a member of the royal family while there are Kingsguard, random guards, and a ton of knights presentTargaryen approval is at an all time low, nevermidn the dance but there was a recent civil war fought to keep them on the throne, and without their dragons people don't fear them all as much, also it was more than a dirty trick, tripping the horse is a dirty trick that at least involves skill, but this was just cruel>I get that D&E is meant to be more lighthearted than GOT/HOTD but there's no mention of any massacre, no mention of any punishmentsBaelor would not permit a attack on the common folk just because someone threw something at his fully armored shithead nephew, Baelor's whole thing is about makeing House Targaryen likable again
>>217739451>PEASANTSCalm down aerion you flamboyant faggot. Not even your own family would defend your dumbnigger actions that day and you got the rock in the skull you deserved for it. You can't spend your entire life chasing around the small folk for every infraction against royal blood, especially not the retard 8th in line to the throne>Dunk to just be seething wordlesslyhes a retard running hot, I believe the books even say he regretted it immediately but he was seeing red so he walloped the guy.
>>217739451>This means next episode when smallfolk show him their support it will be clunky again because the way events happen right now, the rational conclusion is "oh the hedge knight was courting the puppetress which is why he stepped in and assaulted the prince" instead of the intended "the hedge knight was the only one who stepped up because he embodied honor better than all those other worthless armored assholes"Yeah that would make more sense but I think Dunk has spent enough time in Ashford being a well meaning guy that the peasants will understand.
>>217738829
>>217739297The pacing is abysmally slow. Just show us the shield and dunk in the fucking tourney already before I piss meself
>>217739017Did someone spit on him?
>>217739451I think the peasant chimpout was supposed to be like football fans storming the field, not a riot nor did they plan on killing anyone. They weren't massacred or anything either I think a few get hit and its back under control.> If he had managed to stutter somethingI'm sure next episode he will plead his case before he is sentenced to a trial of seven.
>>217739358....semoc eH
>>217739451Approval ratings for the Targs were nosediving ever since the Dance. It's why they were doing a PR tour in a podunk like Ashford.
>>217739415>with the regards for the piety of NaerysOh my God, you genuinely don't know about the plethora of references throughout asoiaf to a actual carnal love between Naerys and Aemon being suppressed (or so we are told).I don't think I've ever encountered anyone who "read" the entire series through cultural osmosis.It would actually be impressive if you also weren't a also terminally autistic gnat below even contempt.
>>217739541lighter
>>217739492>>217739504I get that it isn't some Joffrey spergout but it makes zero sense for a feudal society, even one actively trying to "disarm" mentally after a civil war, to not punish rioting>>217739508Has he really? What has he done so far to earn a positive wider reputation? Outside of business transactions he mostly keeps to himself
>>217739351What are you going to do about it?Shoot up a school with a bow and arrow?
>>217739549Why did you throw our dynasty away for this whore? She’s scarcely worth it. She’s a traitor
>>217739545Yeah the football comparison makes it seem way more sensible
>>217739596go on then, whats the punishment and how does it not immediately tank your approval among the commons, which is already int he gutter
>nigfyre posters
>>217739620>tank your approvalbro its not a democracy, they just WON a civil warpeasant niggas aint doing shit
>>217739610BUILT for uhhhh did you know lizards have two penises called hemipenes and dragons are related to lizards so theoretically if a woman fucked a dragon she could get double penetrated by a single dragon, just putting that out there hahah lol
>>217739620Idk, hang the rock-thrower and blanket amnesty for the rest? I'm not a feudal lord
>>217739513KEK
>>217739634>just expended tons of your men on a war>yeah we can handle a peasant uprisingmentally retarded
>>217739686>hey we just tried to gangrape a prince and the guards didnt kill any of us!>were invincible, why do we pay taxes anyway>peasant revolt starts
>>217739634It's that kind of attitude that led to this.
if he's a Targ his pubes wouldn't be blackbad writing there desu
>>217739634>peasant niggas aint doing shitit's the lords they are worried about, Robert Baratheon showed it really just takes 2 major houses to get the country to follow suit against these inbred shits, Baelor knows it too but Aerion thinks his house is untouchable, the people are starting to wakeup to this fact
>>217739713Gods I hope they don't fuck this up in HOTD.I know they will, but I still hope they won't.
>>217739713GOOD. MAY THE WARRIOR SMITE MORE TARGNIGGERS AND THEIR ABOMINATIONS.
cant wait for Preston Jacobs to whine about 10/10 comedy gold conversation about Alice with three fingers
>>217739634Nigga they gon' stop paying they taxes and kill u wif farming implements and sheeit.
>>217739709>gangrape a prince and the guardsthey threw a rock at him while he was in full plate
>>217739721He’s lying they’re white
>>217739721Maybe he has Valarr-like hair on his cock and balls.
>>217739749and then zerg rushed across the barricades right after. did you watch the episode with tiktok open?
>>217739750oh yeah
JamieSCHOLARS, as we know our hero is the strongest warrior Seven Kingdoms ever had but how do we scale Dunc (Autistico Furiosa forma) from last episode ?
need to find alice
>>217739779Normal Jaime beats Normal DunkDunk(El Caballero Grande) beats Normal Jaime through sheer tard strengthHorny Jaime(Cersei Pussy Pursuit Mode Active) beats Dunk Fat Tom beats them both five times over because a single Northern man is worth ten southlanders
>>217739721His grandmother is Dornish
>>217739794I hope you find her
>>217739779Jaime Lannister just scales higher than dunk even in dunk's prime
>A boar beats every single Westerosi fighter everPowerscalers genuinely believe this
>>217739879Bran warged into that boar
>>217739879Valyrian steel tusks are no joke
My King....
>>217739879>Cersei ate the boarShe won.
>>217739713Dragons are weak against faith based damage
>>217739779The Hound, The Mountain, Barristan, Arthur Dayne, Lyn Corbray, Criston Cole, Fireball, Daemon Blackfyre, Aemon the Dragon Knight, prime Bobby B, Oberyn, Gwayne Corbray, Qhorin Halfhand, Garlan Tyrell, Cregan Stark, Bloodraven, Bittersteel and prime Mance Rayder would kick Jaime's ass.
>>217739914Dragons are weak against based damage
Big and stupid!
>>217738334Half the kingdom secretly hating the Targs has always been a thing in GoT.
>>217739902>Don't fucking scream at me>you dumb fuck you, look at you with your fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
Explain the Seven thing to me? The old lady was the crone, the eye patch guy was the Warrior, what about the rest? Have we seen anyone else yet?
>>217739998kek
>>217739998lore accurate argument between the brothers
Which house are the biggest jobbers in Westeros and why is it House Peake
>>217739914dragons are also weak against tree magic
>>217739993By the time of Robert's Rebellion it was like 75% especially with Aerys constantly chimping out.
put him in white and watch the legends grow
>>217737932Before Targ's all this pissants were getting bodied by fucking Fisherman Harren the Black and his Kraken would be ruling over all of Westeros from Harrenhal and nobody could do shit about itThe kraken would have ruled for the next 1000 years and turned everyone into thrallsAlso The Targs of westaros are like babies compared to the Targs of old Valyria who had basically set all of Essos into slaveryIn comparison Aegon is downright babyish with how he treats Westarosi >UUUU MUH INCEST>MUH SOMETIMES SOME MAD KING RAPES A COUPLE OF GIRLSFucking nothing burger tier compared to how some of the other houses would rule over WestarosThe Targaryen main folly?Not treating the pissants of Westaros with more crueltyThe West deserves a Bolton lord or a Kraken to remind them how much worse it should be
>>217739939Strong Belwas mogs them all, shits and wipes with their capes, then eats liver and onions.
>>217739634All governments in the history of Earth cared about the approval of the common folk. Everyone single of them. A peasant revolt is unlikely to win, but it will fuck up your economy. no matter what.
>>217740006Ashford girl - the maiden Steely pate - the smith Arlan of pennytree - the father Aerion - the stranger ??? - the mother
>>217740058Don't skulls have a big hole in the base where the spine connects? Not sure how he could have used on as a cup.
>>217740033>Mormonts>Strongs>Martells
>>217740033Honestly blackfyre; even though I love them
>>217740006Maekar is the FatherSteely Pate is the SmithEgg is the MaidenAlice the three-fingered fister is the Mother (of Dunk)Darkstar is the Stranger
>>217739939Jaime could kick the ass of every sorry boy diddling, anemic, manletjobbing sad excuse for a warrior on this list with both hands chopped off.Darkstar is the only man who can threaten him.
>>217740033blackfyres threw 6 fucking wars
>>217740073To quote Johanna Lannister - "All fucking Ironborn must fucking hang."
>>217740033>peakes>jobbingExcept they get away with it. Every. Single. Time.They brained a king with a rock and got away with it.They steal valyrian steel swords from fatherless children for shits and giggles.They threw a little girl who was to be queen out of a tower and lived to twirl their mustaches and laugh about it.
>Clark Kent unhorses Daemon Blackfire in one (1) joust>The Blackfyre rebbelion happens a few years afterWhat a sore loser.
>>217740033Everyone in the riverlands They've been getting raped for all of time in every single warHouse Tully has never won a single war and they've been around since the first men
I can't imagine Dunk looking like anything other than Claffey
>>217740172Be nice they've got a lot on their plates having to tardwrangle the Blackwoods and the Brackens.
Is it actually good or is it slop. I couldnt stand house of the dragon and loved the first 4.5 seasons of GoT
>>217740205It's not GoTBut it's not slopIt's Good watching.
>>217740171>few years afterit was a decade anon
>>217740205It's a comfy hang out in Westeros.
>>217740172They win in the Dance, 3/4ths of the Lads are Tullys.
>>217740205You'll like this. It's less brooding and serious than either of those. It's literally just fun and the adventures of a great duo
Stannis!Stannis!Stannis!
>>217740171No one ever said Daemon was an unbeatable jouster, he was maxxing in melees
>>217740073When you think about it it's actually a bit fucked up that the Targaryens liberated the Riverlands from centuries of Ironborn subjugation and the riverlords didn't become die-hard Targaryen loyalists.They rebelled when the conquest was still in living memory because Maegor took seven sex slaves, as if the Ironborn didn't take 70,000. Not to mention the pure idiots who started romanticizing the Hoares.
>le ebin TWISTwho watches this slop
>>217740194It's good casting. They made him too handsome in the comics.
>>217740205It's good so far. It's different to both GoT and HotD though.You'll just have to try it and see.
Dunk and Brienne baby
>>217740247You do.
>>217740073>the targs main folly?Losing all their dragons because beta king vizzy wanted daddy’s little princess on the throne. A westerosi would never
>>217740275>nooo Duncan that's your great something granddaughter
>>217740237>No one ever said Daemon was an unbeatable jouster,pretty sure baelor ended his streak
>>217740247Is it really a twist when it's spelled out in the first episode?
>>217740210>>217740217>>217740225>>217740258Ill trust you anons. I was worried its going to be some marvel slop like show where the humor destroys any chance of weight for every scene. I do like the books for these a lot though.
>>217740291
>>217740301Not everyone has read the story beforehand.
I have spotted a plot hole: why does Egg fetch Dunk instead of just commanding them to stop right away?
>>217738959Aerion cheated and I'm sure people already disliked him for being a cunt.
>>217740330You are not a smart one.
>>217740291Our fine Westerosi luminaries like Erich VII and Garth X would never lose their ancestral turnip fields by sheer cockless incompetency.
>>217740352that like slightly elevated maxilla is a sign the character is a bad guy
>>217740247>no you can't have a twist!>other stories have had twists before!>i use my original insult of slop!
>>217740247you have to be mentally deficient not to be at least a little suspicious of Egg's identity by the start of ep 3, the signs were there from the start
>>217739451Shut up Preston
>>217739265The tournament is just a resource to bring Dunk to the tourney for him to meet Egg and take him as a squire. The actual important event is Dunk being noble and protecting Tanselle from Aerion when more important men did not. He could have done the same if he just happened to see him abusing some tavern wench, but before, he needed an environment to meet also the knights that would fight for him in the trial. How you bring a lot of noble men and knights? A tournament. That's all the need for the tournament to exist.
>>217740418Lol name one thing.
>THEY ARE INCESTOUS ALIENSTHEY ARE INCESTOUS ALIENS>THEY ARE INCESTOUS ALIENSMaesterCHADS: VindicatedHightower ÜBERMENSCHEN: RejoicingTrue Westerosi Patriots: COMFY
YOU'LL DO AS I COMMANDOR I'LL FIND ME A HAND THAT WILLLOOOOORD STARKYOU'LL DO AS I COMMANDOR I'LL FIND ME A HAND THAT WILLCAREFULL CAREFULL CAREFULL NED CAREFULL NOW
they probably should elaborate more on the tournament desuviewers didn't understand why dunk was asked to win instead of jobbing
>>217740499The cry of injustice and oppression goes up in all the bazaars of Hindustan.But all I have to say is this:Vae victis.
>>217740534why was he asked to win?
>>217740534he wasnt asked to win he was asked to challenge a specific person and if that doesn't make sense to the viewer they are a retardgood thing for said retards the tourney doesnt matter at all
who was Garin the Great/ why was he so great?
>>217740563He’s unlikely to win therefore people in on the scheme can make a lot of money by betting on him because the worse the odds the higher the payout
>wow seems like every baratheon was a cool charismatic chill dude, only stannis was the uncool incelI fucking hate X sometimes
>>217740585Ok but how does him knowing this make him win more
>>217740534>viewers didn't understand why dunk was asked to win instead of jobbingwdym its... pretty obvious, he is the nobody going against someone that is pretty favored by the crowd, its easy to put two and two. Everyone bets on the likely person to win and... OH NO!! the person nobody knows won?! what???
>>217740600Because he has to challenge ser androw (if he chooses anyone else dunk will get bodied because they aren’t in on the scheme)
>>217740330He needed someone to beat Aerion's ass and the guards were obviously not gonna do it
>>217740600>Ok but how does him knowing this make him win morebecause the person that he will challenge, quite literally will throw the match because they too are on the scheme. This happens irl too
>>217738698We need AI so we can start having entertaining shows again instead of writers who were sexually molested as children trying to be deep and using these shows as their own therapy.
>>217740330>I'll get Dunk to save his crush, maybe she'll fall for him>whoops she's only got 9 fingers now
>>217740330That's not a plot hole. He is 9 years old. He brought his person of authority.
>>217740569Men said that he was the most of the night out of everyone in the hidden village of Rhoyne.When the Dragonlords came he was like>"minasan you have to flee; I'm going to venom all over these fools"
>>217740643More likely to get him killed innit
How would you save the house of the dragon from its untimely demise, /got/hotd/dunk/?Pic very related
>>217740600i missed the part where you get to choose your opponent
Blackfyre this, Blackfyre that, everyone needs to sit down and listen up!
>>217737735I'm beginning to think Critical Drinker is a grifter.Three ago, he said this about HotD:>House of the Dragon is a fantastic show that recaptures the spirit of peak Game of Thrones with strong writing, competent worldbuilding, and a FANTASTIC CAST OF CHARACTERS played by talented and capable actors.In his new video says:>Ever since Viserys died, there is not a single character I'd aspire to or find endearing, or even particularly likable. House of the Dragon is the ultimate expression of a cold, nihilistic modern view of fantasy writing where nothing really matters. Nothing is intrinsically good or evil. So, there is no reason to invest in the struggle, because it doesn't even matter which side wins. It's just War of the Roses with dragons awkwardly spliced into the mix.
>>217740726clr_char_flag flag (flag)
>>217740773>beginning
>>217740701He also didn’t want to blow his cover, but since he’s a panicking little kid, he didn’t think it through what would happen next.
>>217740770>when the genealogies are consulted and Rennifer Longwaters the glorified prison janitor is crowned king
>>217740773He’s been radicalised by the anti-GRRM Tolkien crowd
>>217740773Why would he not call hotd woke like everything else? I have a hard time thinking of a series that is more woke
>>217740773To be fair, hotd looked promising. S2 is when they fucked up and none of them is likeable. At the start at least you could feel for the Blacks because Rhaenyra had been indeed usurped from what her father wanted. And then you could also feel for Alicent wanting her kids to rule. There was some heart in the story. Now, they all are assholes.
>>217740618Why does he get to chose who to fight and not the other guy?
>>217740833Nerdrotic and his crew have christened it as the “you can’t say we hate everything we like this” show
>>217740330He never expected Dunk to punch the prince, only that he might protect Tanselle, who Aegon also obviously liked too (he was there watching the show). If Dunk had just reached for her and leave, Egg wouldn't have had to reveal his identity. He did to save Dunk's life, that's all.
>>217740853Hotd is perhaps the wokest of the shows. If your main brand is to criticize woke stuff, you can't say "we like this woke show" because the wokeness will eventually eat it up and ruin it, as it actually did.
>>217740840Lottery, you get pulled as a challenger or a defender
>>217740900Wrong. Challengers can challenge anyone on champion's row. The champions just have to wait until someone picks them.
>>217740911I didn't see the episode where they said that.
>>217740926You didn't watch the last episode?
>>217740837That’s accurate to the book, to be fair. By the time the Dance ends, a good chunk of the realm would agree with Raymun Fossoway about the Targs being a fucking plague.
START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>ywn eat breakfast sammies with your squire on the first day of a tourneywhy even live....
>>217739977What was her problem?
>>217738615They rest of the show should forget about the civil war and just be Aemond doing random sociopathic shit and Otto trying to clean up his mess (if I have to sit through another rhaena scene I will kms)
>>217741078>>217741157>>217741157>>217741157
>>217741085Look what the cat dragged in. A false knight and a kinslaying Dornishman with alopecia.
