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I toyed around with an idea for some series that's a send off for everything TNG kickstarted in 87 before they move onto the 26th century and landed on:>arc 1: sisko and garak's false flag gets exposed, big geopolitical crisis, the powers resolve it with a trial where each faction gets their pound of flesh: garak, DS9 guy who initially sanctioned sisko's manipulation, and vreenak's brother who exposed the whole false flag (and killed a lot of people along the way) are all the fall guys>arc 2: feds encounter their genuine ideological dark mirror. Some multispecies confederation that can and will use violence and coercion to admit new members if peace doesn't work; they were founded by four species coming together consensually like the feds and have created countless paradies like the feds. They aren't this one species dominating countless others (dominion, terrans), they have an actual ideology, they are ruthless, but not mustache twirlers. They don't even want to conquer the feds, they see them as simply competitors/ideological rivals for new worlds to admit. Resolution to the arc: involves the Mirror Universe as a means to convince them reassess everything they believe>arc 3: iconian war, STO inspiration, not direct adaption as suchCertainly a wankfest involving TNG, VOY, DS9 and Picard S3 characters but it's a hypothetical in my mind to finally do some send off to the TNG era that, frankly, is still ongoing to some degree. It's all a moot point though because Trekkino cannot exist presenty but it's what I landed on in the hypothetical I posed. Also, fucking destroy the Enterprise G as soon as posible. It was so retarded for the Titan to become the new Enterprise
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.>V not R'd
Bashir (I am biased :3) > Phlox > EMH > Bones = Pulaski > The Broken For Profit US Healthcare System > Me Dying From A Seizure > Crusher
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>217775213I like your idea Anon sounds fun :)
>>217775240
>>217775237>Gibberish Sir I ordered a CAESAR salad not a SEIZURE (word) salad
>>217775281I am actually sorry. Honest to God according to my EEG the problems are centralized in my left frontal lobe, so I legit might be typing word salad and I wouldn't know.
>>217775237I want a MESSY CORPSE in the COLOSSEUM not a MESSY CORPUS CALLOSUM
>With the first link, the chain is chained. The first speech speeched, the first thought thoughted, the first freedom freedomed, chains us all chains ly
Would you watch a whole show like The Pitt or ER, but it takes place in a Federation medbay?
OH FUCK THE INNER LIGHT ON AT 9PM EST 8PM CENTRAL
>>217775459That doesn't really sound like fun when a magic shot can fix 95% of all ailments
>>217775459Made by current Paramount ownership? NoMade by a competent writer and production team, yes maybe.
>>217775483Real ones are staying up for A Night in Sickbay
>>217775483>DS9 'sodeIt's that the one where Nog trades self sealing stem bolts for a shipment of Breen dildos?
>>217775578If the Breen have dildos do they also have like Breen Tenga eggs and shit too? What would a Breen pocket pussy look like? Can I replicate it or do I have to buy one at the Don Quixote on DS9?
>>217775659>not hitting up Bad-Saurian for all your Nausicaan dick needs
>>217775578>Average DS9 A Plot: Sisko and Kira race to ease diplomatic tensions between planets>Average Jake and Nog B plot:
>>217775483WEYOUN KINO I REPEAT WEYOUN KINOTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
I love how chill it is when all the newfags and viral marketers hired by the Ellisons aren't around.
>>217775173What would you do if you had Odo's abilities?
>>217776106i've noticed how these newfags when they're not talking about nutrek are talking about trek like they're being paid to skim MA and attempt to make a convincing post. it's so reeks of "I know nothing about Star Trek except what I've seen other people saying." literally not an original thought or opinion ever.
>>217776172A lot of what they know about Trek comes from youtube and they just parrot youtubers.Or sometimes people will have stuff to say about the plots, but know nothing about how character writing and character agency works.
>>217776161become epstein and show up on cctv in weird places
>>217776161These GIFs are so funny if you know nothing about DS9.But I'd probably listen to people's conversations while disguised as a napkin so I could spread rumors.
>>217776161Turn into Nick Mullen and call you gay and Chinese.
>>217776161Turn into Sisko and rape Kira
>>217776106In Trek News, the new episode of Starfleet Academy, entitled "Series Acclimation Mil" is sure to be a banger! Check it out, only on The Plus!
>>217776534The Jeff Epstein of anime cons.
>>217776534This is what Strange New Worlds should have looked like
>>217776337Ive got no problem with that
>>217776655But how are his colon blow muffins?What cuisine in Star Trek has the best fiber to flavor ratio?I would imagine Klingon cuisine would cause mudbutt, although Klingons strike me as having eversible anuses so they wouldn't need to wipe. My suspicion is that the chitin in Ferengi cuisine would act like little psyllium husks and they're 0-1 wipers. >inb4 "they transport it out of your colon"waste of energy that could be used for greater things
>>217776742MY CLIENT- COULD A RACIST MAN DO THIS? GO ON DEREK SPEAK A LITTLE KLINGON FOR THEM.
>>217776835i miss the SNES bazooka version of the Zapper.Would there be any game that a Klingon would use a firearm or energy weapon to hunt? They tend to like primitive weapons for hunting. I am sure there is some sort of Tarrasque type creature that's gonna need a bazookoid.
WILL SHATIN DA HOUSE
>>217776873Do they have CRT TVs? You need actual glass for those things to work, right?
>tomorrow’s SA episode will feature a Benjamin Sisko plotoh… oh they’re going to ruin my Captian. I hate this cruel world so much.
>>217776161so does the changeling's weight change too? cause i swear he was a fucking cup someone was drinking from at some point
>>217776958You need the flicker, yes. It's very old tech. (Unrelated, the Power Glove used ultrasound which was why it sucked so bad compared to the Wii's IR)>>217777285The changeling shunts his excess mass into subspace, which is why he can turn into a Walter P38 or where Roller goes.
>>217777427>The changeling shunts his excess mass into subspacehow does a lifeform like this come to be?
>>217777646Have your fundamental particles be smaller than Planck length, but capable of agglomerating into larger subatomic partcles larger than Planck length via an as-yet-undiscovered fundamental force.
>>217777646Engineered by the Quintessons.Or birthed from sentient metal at the core of Cybertron.Or called into existence by the First Primes.Or evolved from naturally-occurring gears and pulleys.Take your pick.
come to quarks
>>217777755It was all just Rung, but he forgot.
>>217778018>Rung*Rong
>>217778047Who is that random Luna-2ian?
delphic expanse was so stressful archer started going bald
>>217775173I'm sure Spock can explain 6-7 to me.
>>217778125The Caesar cut was really hot at the time because Clooney had it. Every man wanted that and every woman wanted Jennifer Aniston hair. Then The Maxtrix happened and everyone wanted to look like that.
>>217778076Idk I think he turns into a pen or something.On topic, what macro-scale aliens have been encountered in Star Trek? Everything that Starfleet seems to come across are roughly humanoid (thank you first ancestral race) and even non-humanoids are in scale with humans more or less, with rare exceptions like the Crystalline Entity or the Caretaker.In Transformers though, whole swaths of the galaxy are home to macro-scale life roughly the size of a Cybertronian (20ft tall+), both technological and biological.>join Starfleet as a Cybertronian>get assigned to a ship>tfw you spend 99% of your time in the shuttle bay as your altmodeI now want a transforming Runabout and a Delta Flier.
>>217778235I would have had an answer for you about this like 15 years ago back when I actually gave a shit about Western /m/.
>>217778310>Diaclone>Microman>WesternMy child may your path be purified of your dysgraphic faggotry If you can even read this OH SHIT YOU CAST A FIRE SPELL NOW I'M DEEEEEAAAAADD
>>217778552I bet you call him Convoy instead of Optimus.Star Trek.
>>217778310But I didn't ask about mecha, I asked about giant aliens in Star Trek.
>>217778623The universal translator translates it into whatever you want to call him. In my heart he will always be Orion Pax.>>217778668How giant we talking? I mean, we have cetacean ops. They are some big creatures, despite not being alien. One of them, Sylvia Tilly, was the largest recorded animal on Earth.
>>217775173its a good look
>>217775266There's a scene where the main character looks at her with disgust instead of concern for a split second and it made me laugh.
>>217778125The combed hair is a way better look than the 2000s buzz
>>217778753>How giant we talking?Big guys (4u)
Cardassians having normal human skin toned hands is kind of breaking my immersion a little bit. They couldn't have also painted their hands like they did with Data?
>>217777285I always wondered that myself and assumed that in their natural state they were like a couple pints worth of liquid in volume, but whatever they were made of could be expanded and contracted. The more I think about though the more confusing it is because iirc there were times when a changeling could become a super dense/heavy object, like they somehow have the power to gain or lose mass.
>>217778935maybe it's the reptilian version of raynaud's, quit being an ableist tellarite>>217778933that is smaller than a whale, so whatever works for cetacean ops works for spock2
>TNG-Trek x Transformers crossover Sir, the cinephasic kinometer readings are spiking
>>217778753The fuck is Uhura going to do against Megatron, open a communication channel?
>>217779062honeytrap
That time they did a TNG/Doctor Who comic featuring a Borg-Cybermen team up and it just... it just sucked.Their first mistake was having it be the Matt Smith Doctor, who doesn't even belong in that era. It should've been Sylvester McCoy, at least. He was the "current" Doctor when TNG was airing.
>>217779038>episode where Enterprise has to pick up an ambassador from postwar Cybertron and deliver them to Federation space for negotiations>Ambassador Doubledealer >>217779062Some comms fuckery might actually work against a Cybertronian, at least for a few seconds. Like a human getting hit with ADS at a riot.
>>217779277>whovian lore>referencing itself with accuracydr. who is worse than trek and star wars when it comes to that
>>217779363WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY
Is there evidence that the writers wanted to make Dukat mega super duper evil because they were upset people were liking him?
>>217779931yes. they admit it.
>>217779984Where
>>217779931>How many federation officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?>I dunno, but personally I just use one naked bajoran concubine!*rapturous applause*>Thank you, thank you. You're a wonderful audience even if you can't help not being Cardassian, thank you.
Lads, I've started watching Babylon 5. It's ultra-low-budget crap, but comfy as hell. Not sure what the CGI reminds me of. Wing Commander? Descent?
>>217780026DS9 Companion
>>217780084the CGI aged like milk but god damn the writing is on point (usually)enjoy the (brutal and complex) blossoming relationship between Londo Mollari and G'kar, they genuinely have my favorite character interactions in all of scifi, even going up against heavy hitters like Kirk and Spock, Geordi and LaForge, John Chichton and Harvey
>>217780140>Geordi and LaForgeHe was a schizophrenic?
>>217780233shid and fugi guess i autopiloted his full name like a tardGeordi and Data*
>>217780140I just finished Infection, which was monster-of-the-week nonsense. Endearingly bad, but bad. The previous ep was all Londo, and consequently pretty great.
>>217780284Infection is about as cheesy as it gets, and everything from there is uphill. If you could stomach that one and enjoy it, you'll love the rest of the series.And as a heads up, the lead actor is gonna change at the start of S2. St. Claire's actor went schizo irl and had to step away from the job and never got better. The next captain is great but the transition is very jarring.
>>217780385Excellent. And yes, I knew about Boxleitner replacing what's-his-name (though I didn't know why). On the evidence so far, it'll be one type of wood replacing another.
Geordi Labubu
I leik this teevee showdo u guise liek it to
>>217780233He was probably referring to cousin LaForge from that one late series episode where they were running out of ideas.
>>217780084The CGI does get less janky over time.
>>217780523But Garibaldi gets jankier with time so it evens out.
>>217780508no >:(
>>217780508You only get to save one: ensign Jetal, or ensign Kim?
>>217780601What made you such a /trek/ icon?
>>217780717slim pickings
>>217780588Is it me, or is he like a knock-off Bruce Willis, if you squint really hard?
>>217780588>The Daffy Duck tapestry stays up during sex
>>217780775best knockoff bruce willis has exquisite taste
>>217780677Neelix, twice.
>>217780775He can't get hard without it. It's dethpicable
>>217780717Tenacity, autism, and people wanting to have sex with me for some reason.
Shet coursch for Q'onoSch Mishtur Shulu. The Klingonsch have broken the Khitomer Accordschh.
>>217775459Maybe if it took place post-Enterprise, but pre-TOS.
>>217780962Kek
>>217780962>t.
>>217780904>people wanting to have sex with me for some reason.Not just some reason, many reasons. First, to feel like we're actually seducing an alien species like that horndog Kirk. Second, to see if it's true your vajayjay is a Gonorrhea Jabbar like the Boner Gesserit claim. It's a right of passage. Thirdly, because post-nut clarity might shut you the fuck up. Fourthly, I'm morally opposed to visiting Epstein Island but Holstein Island is ethically okay if you feel me. But mostly because my boy Dukat cannot hold the record for lowest standard. That's just not fair to my bro. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
>both the hot women of DS9 had lesbian make out scenesWhy does Rick Berman get so much shit?
>>217780677I'd save Kim just to kill him again
>>217781133>Mirror Ezri making out with Mirror KiraIf anyone needs me I'll be in Holodeck 4 for the next couple of hours
>>217781069
>>217780677Save Jetal, replace Kim with a duplicate.
Gul Dukat would be in the Epstein files.
>>217781297Nonsense. He liked them of age.
>>217781382He's a rapist who2 oversaw the systemic rape of potentially thousands of women, do you doubt for a second that he wasn't indirectly responsible for some particularly depraved Cardassians taking advantage of the comfort women policy?
>>217781434Cardassians are about law and order.
>>217781297He would but it would be some shit like>Hey Big D. You left your Xbox controller at my place! Come by and pick it up some time.>~J.E., (Sent from My Ipad)
>>217781434He didn't rape anyone, Bajoran are all whores.
>>217781434
>>217781434he doesn't fuck with kids and he's crazy about a terrorist that would kick his ass and he'd probably get off on it. comfort women is technically rape but he is not a "rapist" the way you're saying.
>>217781479I'm totally not a Bajoran. I promise.
>in the Epstein files, the Sascha Riley tapes, the Panama Papers and the Rockford Files
>>217781511Does he not literally commit rape via deception when he sleeps with Kai Winn? She would have not consented if she knew it was Dukat.
>>217781513
>>217781536demons told him to do that.
>>217781555>>217781536also, don't forget Sisko did the same thing to mirror Dax
>>217781536She wasn't a kid tho. >>217781555To be fair, Epstein worshipped Moloch
>Jeff thanks for the bran muffins recipe. Worked like a charm! See you at the farm in Alabama!
Riker is NOT in the Epstein files because his kinks would be so bizarre the other guests would just make fun of him for it.
>>217781297The fat gamer from TNG would be top of the list.
Pakleds were used as transport since they both didn't ask any questions, and couldn't answer them if asked anyway.
Has someone searched the files for "star trek"?
>>217781944Yes and the only Star Trek character that shows up is OH MY GOD NO NOT YOU NOT YOU WHYYYYYYYY OH MY GOD NOOOOOOO FUCK MY LIFE
>literally me coded
>>217782068I can't wait for this quirk chungus trend to fucking die so we can have female characters back who aren't annoying as sin.
>>217782111Quirk chungii are where the disposable money is.
>>217782068i watched the first episode with my non-trekkie friend and he literally said something similar like>I hate her because she's sitting like how I would sit
>>217782111You helped this happen.
His ass would definitely be in them.
>>217776294based, lol
i doubt any of you will know what i'm talking about but even the new Ascian in XIV is a quirk chungii it really is a fucking plague. we need more realistically hateable female characters like Carol
>>217782199>we need more realistically hateable female characters like CarolZoomers could not handle a Janice Soprano or Betty Draper, so we're stuck with LE HECKIN PUPPERINO characters for at least five more years.
>>217782274>so we're stuck with LE HECKIN PUPPERINO characterswhat's wrong with Porthos. He's a good pupper, a good doggo
My God, he's in every other page.
Reminder that Star Trek V is kino and a pleb filter
his leola root bran muffins could get you regular though
>>217783192Worth it.
>>217775240>early lifeWhen we say "every time" we mean EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
so i read the chapter about Treachery, Faith and The Great River and I'm disappointed that no one commented on Odo's reaction to learning the origin of the Vorta, which, personally shocked me. Behr had been wanting an Odo/Weyoun show for a long time. so I give him credit for that great idea. but strangely there's no comment from Rene in this chapter, it's only Jeff.
>>217782802...Are you suggesting something untoward about the man who was engaged to a two year old?
I hate the characters appropriately, and enjoy the concept a portly sentient light beam. Klingon/Jem’hedar drill Sargent is adequately annoying.
nutrek tongues my anus
>>217783337>Don't buy no used CDs, y'all!Fuck you Garth
>>217776338This is the correct answer
>>217782759now youve eaten the first bean. the other beans we'll eat together
>>217779277>The time traveling doctor must be the same era as the crossover Kill yourself
>>217782654But that's just Leo Walsh, a humble cargo ship captain.
why didn't odo just shapeshift into vedic bareil and rape kira?
>>217780962>Lets loose a stream of Klingon profanity that's pronounced absolutely perfectly
>>217784246Because crime is for solids.
>>217784262odo isn't afraid to bend the rules as long as it gets the job done
>>217784246who says he didnt?
What is your favorite trek?Start Trek Terms Of ServiceStart Trek The New GayStart Trek Delicious Sixth NineStart Trek Voyeurism
>>217775173Even girls didn't like perms back when I was in school... that's such a ridiculous hairstyle.
>>217784528i like ent
Lt. Broccoli?
Sorry but Chakotay said no babies. You have 5 minutes.
>>217784663Captain cant get his own food out of the replicator?
>>217778686Cute girl what is this why did she look at the camera?
>>217784663Dinner with Archer would be so comfy
>>217784528TNG still hasn't been topped when it comes to having something for everyone, while not feeling overcrowded or unfocused. That's why it was the most popular Star Trek while it was airing.
>>217784212It helps it feel more authentic.
>>217785218>authentic.you misspelled autistic
/v/ here.They got Fallout. They got it a while ago but I literally never even bothered thinking about it.I'm so tired. I'm so tired of being angry all the time. Can anyone recommend a good jumping off point for Star Trek so I can watch some science fiction entertainment that isn't written by morons.I can recommend Death Stranding.
>>217785469kill yourself you fucking newfag
>>217785469>science fiction entertainment that isn't written by moronsNot a ton of that around these days, you're better off listening to an audiobook of some pulp-era sci-fi instead.
>>217784804they barely use replicators in ent, most food is prepared in the old way
so if it takes 70 years to cross from the center of one quadrant to another it stands to reason it would take over 17 years to go from one end of a single quadrant to the other, but the homeworlds of all the major powers in the alpha quadrant just happen to be like a few days travel away from each other? earth, vulcan, chronos, romulus, cardassia, are all relatively short distances in spite of having territory covering most of the quadrant + some of the beta quadrant?
>>217785668If it's pulp it's basically slop, this is what pulp meant
*fucking kills you*
>>217775240What prevented the JJ Abrams movies from being so abhorrently stupid
>>217785859
>>217786095They were though
>>217786095Nothing.
>>217778753I want to fuck mressbut not some guy in a mask and fursuit i want a girl with a buttplug tail cat ears gloves facepaint whiskers and a wigmane
>>217785794Whatever you say, anon.
>>217775483Kino
>this dude breaks into captain's ready rooms and takes selfies of himself at their desks>he's even done it to PicardThat's funny as hell
Fuckin weyoun kino
>>217775240kek what's his middle name?
>Odo did you know that your people, after we helped them escape one time, enslaved our entire race into utter devotion to yours as a "reward"?>Oh no I didn't know that I guess this proves my people are kind and loving after all.MAKE IT MAKE SENSE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>217786511Odo isn't the sharpest gooback in the puddle
OH GOD IM GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just saw Ties of Blood and Water, Nana Visitor is really good at doing sad scenes, her little speech at the end was very good. She's a bit of a weird actress cause I feel like she can do big emotional scenes very well, like when she's mad or sad, but sometimes regular talking scenes she can come off as a bit awkward, though maybe that's on purpose.
I am drunk on Henny Coke watching Jeffy Combs
Fuck ack
Fuck nutrek in general
>>217786614Truly the superior Jeffrey.
>>217786614are you watching the DS9 episode or something else?
>>217786683>>217786672Im watching Ds9, Odo is badass. Jeff Combs is kino. Damar is my favorite /druk/ character forever.>you have my blessing
Is Odo incel representation?
>>217786735he fucked after a woman was like "You're hot and I wanna fuck you" so, no. he is not an incel. the incel in Bashir.
>>217786746Does Bashir ever canonically bang? I can't remember.
>>217786771>Is Odo incel representation?he bangs Ezri Dax at the very, very, very, very end of the show
>>217786730>Damar is my favoriteBased and Kanarpilled>>217786771The opening scene of the series finale.
>>217786789I wouldve banged her in her costume in the vic fontaine's eleven episodeIncredibly fucking long and hard
imagine odo turning into goo and pouring himself into your asshole
>>217786827I don't wanna imagine that
>>217786827
These uniforms were so awesome. The only other uniform that rivals them are the wrath of khan uniforms.
>>217786944>be Jake>look gay>grow up>still look gay>but not bad bunny or lil nas x gay
Is Star trek a good show to smoke weed to
>>217786944>>217787041was there some backstage rule that anything jake was wearing had to be retarded
>Vulcan, I would speak with you!>It does seem inevitable.I see Spock gets his sense of humor from his father.
>>217782111This quirk chungus is like 70 years old. You can't blame millennial writing for this one. Septuagenarian wishfully writing herself as a 36 year old Disney adult with arrested development. Tell me if you can imagine something sadder.
>>217787054hell yeah
>>217787088bruh i fucking love Sarek I have watched Return to Babel like 50 times
>>217787067He went from dressing like an 80s arcade carpet to dressing like a 23rd century saloon pianist
Imagine giving up the paradise of living on Earth or one of its many built up colonies in order to bleed out in a bombed out crater fighting super soldiers from the other side of the galaxy
>>217787189I honestly think Starfleet was made for adrenaline junkies who needed excitement that life on earth could not provide.
>>217786511>WEYOUN 7: Weyoun Five was a great man. A true patriot. His death in a transporter accident was most unfortunate... [glares at Damar]>WEYOUN 6: And still under investigation.>DAMAR: A very thorough investigation that has found no evidence of foul play.>WEYOUN 7: And speaking of treachery, there is still the little matter of the death of Weyoun Five.>DAMAR: You really believe I had something to do with that?>WEYOUN 7: You were supposed to be on that transporter pad with him.>DAMAR: I was called away. An urgent meeting with the Central Command.>WEYOUN7: How convenient.>DAMAR: I always was lucky.Damar totally did it.
>>217775578Those self-sealing stem bolts are the real mvps of the series
>>217775483Absolute kino all around
>>217787525>Damar totally did it.he didn't. 5 was too smart, he would have sniffed out anything that drunk was plotting immediately. it was a legit accident.
>find everything else about Our Man Bashir tedious and boring>absolutely fucking love this character>force myself to watch it every time solely for Colm Meany hamming it upI desperately wish Falcon's character alone had gotten stuck/duplicated somehow ala Moriarty and became a recurring appearance during holosuite episodes, eventually becoming a valued photonic ally and regular at Vic's.
Whats the ACTUAL worst episode of Deep Space 9?
>>217788097Meridian
>>217788112>Jeffrey Combs episode>WorstTry again
>>217788097Playing God. Dax is annoying
>>217788146It's easily the weakest Jeffery Combs in the franchise, not nearly enough to make up for the worst Dax episode.
>>217788146Meridian is easily the worst
>>217788181This is a far more correct choice
>>217788097For the Uniform
>>217788097Let He Who Is Without Sin...
>>217788221Leeta's jumjas though.
>>217788097During the original airing, Move Along Home. You have to remember, you're waiting a full week for each episode and spending 15mins of an hour staring at commercials, all to experience the DS9 crew playing children's games. Streaming, it's fine, you just burn through it and move onto the next episode, but getting blueballed after a week of waiting and having to spend another week waiting and hoping the next one isn't also dogshit was brutal.Streaming? Probably The Muse for me, space vampire Meg Foster fucking suuuucks, and not in the good or space vampire way, in the extreme tedium way. Pregnant Lwaxana is also present, as much as I love most of Lwaxana's stuff, this is probably her second worst showing. Even Majel seemed uninterested, and she can put up with utterly awful scripts.
>>217787525>DAMAR: I always was lucky.That is true. He went from helmsman on a lowly freighter to ruler of the Cardassion Empire in only a couple years.
>>217788280I don't think that's a fair judgement of Move Along Home. In season one people didn't have the expectations that come from knowing how serialized the show would later become, they were going in expecting something closer to TNG and that's what the episode delivers. A mediocre episode of TNG to be fair, but still better than the lows of the first season.
>>217788243Would lick every drip of sweat and spell my name with my tongue.Id like for the weather to be as hot as the surface of Cardassia too.
>>217788360I have to disagree with you, I understand your point, it certainly is more TNG than DS9, but the problem is, it's a S1-2 TNG episode when TNG was in its S6 stride. Juxtaposed to that, it comes off even worse. I distinctly remember being bored during and peeved after watching it. As an adult, I don't mind it nearly as much, and like I said, streaming makes it much more digestible, but I still believe it gave people a terrible impression of what DS9 was going to be in terms of content and quality.
>>217788280>>217788360Is that the one where Sisko, Dax, Bashir and crinkle nose are transported into a game?
>>217788280This is the only one that was almost completely irredeemable. Only Odo's little speech at the end saves it.
>>217788520If you even have to ask. If you don't have ever 'sode name, production number and plot synopsises memorised. You do not belong in /trek/.
>>217788606I can do better. Seconds.DS9 S4E11 07:39 - 07:41.
>>217788606What an ugly.monkey. why would you post such a disgusting creature? In my opinion all halflings as ugly as that should be killed. /trek/ is a forum of hope and beauty. Please never post suh a hideous beast again. Thank you
>>217788491>it's a S1-2 TNG episode when TNG was in its S6 strideI'll concede to that. I always think of it in the context of trek as a whole and compare it favorably to the bad episodes that came before, but in that context it does look much worse.Still think it isn't nearly as bad as people say and things like the Odo/Quark interactions or Sisko's understated enthusiasm in playing along with the game provide enough entertaining character moments to keep it off the skip list.
>>217788629You are playing with fire right now. You will get burnt. Take B'Elanna's name out of your chud mouth.
>>217788686Foul. Foul. Foul. Why would you dishonour this place with a jibbering monkey like that? 1000 deaths are not enough for you. Bleh. Blegh. Blargh. Thats what I do when I see that....thing. A ferengi has more appeal than that filth
No more monkeys! No more monkeys! No more monkeys!
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>>217788097the pilot
>>217788875Aggressive. Adversarial.
>>217786636Why is picard so damn irate at wesley in S1 lol. As Picard’s character develops, especially at peak trek like S5, it’s weird looking back and remembering he tells him to “shut up.” Seems a bit too rude for Jean Luc
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>>217788908Picard's character arc is having a stick up his ass, beginning to pull it out, pushing it back in, denying that he liked it, and accepting that no one will judge him for enjoying butt stuff.
>>217788908He has extreme hatred of children, caused by his regrets of not having a family. They're not extremely strong, but his correction is overcompensation in the other direction. If he hates them, he can block out that desire.
>>217788938>Mr. Data informs me that your mother gave him what could be considered a very passionate kiss in the "torpedo bay", if you catch my meaning.
>the most important character arc for Picard is getting stuck in a turbolift with some kidsAnd people say he’s better than Kirk?
>>217789123I'd say his most important arc was being Locutus. Second would be the spoonhead interrogation.
>>217775173>Captain, sensors are showing large quantities of dubai chocolate on Labubu-67.
>>217789171>"Hail that ship.">Jimmy Fallon's stupid fucking face takes up the screen
wazzup?
what's your guys favorite yaoi pairings? for me, it's spirk.
>>217789245The only one I ever found acceptable was Bashir and Garak during the early DS9 seasons. There was blatant written-in-script chemistry there.
>>217789273I hate faggots and they way they project their sick shit onto absolutely everything.
>>217789273Garak invades personal space for purposes of intimidation, not because he wants to chow down on peen.
>>217789286I'm not one, and I'm not projecting anything. The writers have even said it was intentional in interviews.
>>217786095Idiots gave him a chance, he blew it with the retarded "Mystery BAWKS" BS
>>217789245Mirror Garak x Mirror Worf
>>217788097Any bashier episodeAny kai wyn episodeThe best are quark episodes by a huge margin Dont care about the dominion bore plot, if you want military drama in space go watch babylon 5 season 3+4
>>217789508Wrong on all accounts
>>217789508You're forgetting every Dax episode
>>217789508You're oversimplifying.
>>217789508>Picking Profit and Lace over Bashir and Kai episodesOf course he is a B5fag
>>217787189It's silly how they fight wars in Trek. Like it a 20th century small arms skirmish. That style of combat was obsolete even when DS9 was made. Where are the thousands of heat-seeking, self-replicating flying killbots that should be flooding a futuristic battlefield?
>mfw 6 more episodes left of gay kids and wine aunt in spacengl these reviews are hard to watch, cant even imagine watching the show for an hour.
>>217790314yawn
>>217790198slightly retarded of you then that you watch them anyway
I didn't even know he died
>>217790471With adblock, you can watch anything.
>>217790504He didnt
>>217790264Look out Trekpu! There are two faggots chasing you!
>>217790314can't believe they actually brought sisko back
nutrek really is warm piss
No coincidence that it's in February, I'd guess.
>>217790314>>217790642Is it really Sisko? Did the wormhole aliens return him? It sucks if they put him so far in the future, he'd probably really miss Jake.
zest levels?
>>217790761It's really Sisko.Jake Sisko. As a projection Sam sees from an unreleased book he wrote about his father. Ben's fate is left as 'unknown', in that he never returned from the Celestial Temple.Avery Brooks does some narration for the end of the episode though, and the person who is in the future is Dax, now played by Tawny Newsome
>>217790781TNG episode Ethics, it's remarked that Klingons have redundancies of most of their major organs: two hearts, two livers, etc. Trek: Picard canonised that Klingons have double dongs too. By showing two streams. Presumably, Kligon on Kligon sex works because Klingon broads have two pusses too. And male Klingon on female Human works as well, because there are a couple of holes down there. Like, when Worf was tapping Troi, she was getting plugged up. Air tight. Presumable. One in each. But, male Kligon on male Human. Logistically. How? One is in, but the other is just fresh-airing?
>>217790504I didn't even know he was sick!
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>>217790811Isn't that way too fucking old for a Trill
>>217790923Dax would be nearly 1200, I think the oldest talked about Symbiote before now is in the 900s?
>>217790978Trill lifespan longevity science probably progressed in those hundreds of years.
>>217775173I can't believe you faggots are actually following what's happening in the latest Kurtzman slop. You're as bad as the people who watch it.
>>217786095>james t kirk is an absolute fucking clownThat was bad enough but JJ, IIRC, fully bought into the meme of young Spock being an emotionless autistic freak. He controls his emotions but he was never an autist and you can see plenty of subtle emotion on young Spock's face in TOS. In fact that's the Vulcans at their best, when they don't display emotional extremes (often) but their faces are plenty expressive with subtle emotions and people able to give social ques. The recurring ambassador character from Enterprise is another good example of this
>>217791096>In fact that's the Vulcans at their bestIt makes the most sense in universe to, that humans can get along with Vulcans, whereas it would actually be difficult is they were truly these totally monotone stonefaced autists. Your Vulcan may not join you laughing and smiling but will engage in some dry banter/verbal sparring with you and you can read on the microexpressions on their face to see they're enjoying themself, are amused, etc.
>>217791124They're like space cats. Cat owners can absolutely read small changes in their cats and know they're not just autistic spergs. They're aloof and don't show emotion the way stupid happy dogs do, but they definitely have intelligence and emotions.
>>217791000People forget that Picard was already like 60 in TNG and the stuck up war college dude is apparently in his 70s
>>217791124The worst period of Vulcan portrayal ironically enough is TNG until late series Enterprise. That period leaned entirely into repressed emotions being treated generally as Vulcans being tactless, empathy-less retards. Enterprise in particular was atrocious about them until the fourth season had a story dedicated to unfucking them. DS9 was baffling in that it's few Vulcan representations are all deeply negative, that shows writers were weird as hell about certain things.Weirdly, back in the day I thought Tuvok was completely symbolic of this too since he's pretty much a jerk too, but a later rewatch changed my mind on him completely. That dude is tons of surface emotions, just way more negative ones than people like Spock or Sarek.
>>217791140Kek, that is a perfect comparison. Shit, depending on the temperament of an individual human (bit more reserved, introverted in the real sense - so they can enjoy their own or limited company in addition to being social) they may prefer the company of a Vulcan friend over some extroverted loud party animal. That doesn't exactly work when you interpret the Vulcans as these expressionless, humourless autistic social retards. IIRC, in Into Darkness they have Sylar Spock rat on Kirk and he's too socially retarded to realise why his human 'friend' is annoyed by this.
>>217791194>DS9 was baffling in that it's few Vulcan representations are all deeply negative, that shows writers were weird as hell about certain things.I remember the baseball episode where Sisko is dealing with an outright Vulcan supremacist. The guy is Romulan esque in his outlook but doesn't get called out on this
>>217791194>>217791096P.S. this is the specific clip I had in mind when I mentioned Soval re: facial actinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpIPixWaj1EGuy is clearly not an autist whilst being emotionally in control
>>217791140>Cat owners can absolutely read small changes in their cats and know they're not just autistic spergsFun fact, cat owners can only do that because their interactions with litter boxes infected them with a brain parasite that makes them retarded and subservient to said cats.
>>217791360Toxoplasmosis is overstated and you can get it from all kinds of things. You can just like cats because they're good and pretty.
>>217791402That's exactly what I'd expect a brain parasite to say
>>217791457We seek peaceful coexistence.
Dogs are superior
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I love the animal similes they use in DS9They take a sentence like "You're a slow as a sloth" then add some made up word before the animal like "You're as slow as an Albanian cave sloth".
