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>>217802687Decided I’m going to delay watching the rest of the episodes after they’ve all come out and binge watch.The short episodes just aren’t enough worth waiting for week to week.
So is there an episode today or something?
>>217802721sorry no im still working on it
>>217802687
So far, Dunk feels like it's on a par with early GOT. It makes HOTD look like an absolute joke.
If you were a dragonseed who are you claiming?
>>217802761Grey Ghost>I like fishing.
>>217802761The sperm whale would be sick
>>217802761always liked Vermithor
>>217802687>Decide to cave and watch Dunk>Just a story about a likable goof wanting to be a knightVery comfy
>>217802778>>217802757>>217802687Only took 3 episodes to introduce a girlboss
>>217802761dany really has a shit naming sense
>>217802761Vermithor is the coolest
dunk is such a great show i couldn't believe it's a modern day ASOIAF show. i dropped hotd halfway through season 2. we need more slice of life shows.
>>217802866Dragonsneeds are cringe though
>>217802761is drogon supposed to just be balerion reborn?
daily reminder that hot pie = nissa nissa>>217802761noodleboi of course
>not a redheadBoring
Why are HBO shills trying to convince me not to enjoy hotd cringekino?
>Lego King was the last to bond with BalerionWhat a fucking gigachad.
>Don't fucking scream at me you dumbfuck you>look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard>fuck you guys
Sex with Baelor Breakspear.
>>217802821Girlboss? She gets absolutely destroyed by Daemon. You clearly have no understanding of the term.
>>217802988Lmfao more like Baelor Breakskull
>>217802988
>>217802999
>>217803039What's a proud Velaryon doing among the peasants?
>mfw I see that Fossoway Cider™ is on sale
>>217803101Trying not to look directly at the came...oh ffs.
>>217803027What a DILF
Reminder that Egg is 3/4 dornish taliban
Hearing my colleagues talk about Dunk has really depressed me; so many people cannot accept a bit of drama or adventure anymore unless it has gone viral, is full of action or has loads of slop attached to it.
>>217802709the drip feed of dunk is horribleits the right callI binged From recently and it made it much more enjoyable to catch up
>>217803361>I binged From recentlyOpinion discarded, set on fire and pissed and shat upon.
>>217803386Oh we have one of those.
>>217803314Some of mine stopped watching after the sharting scene. Can't blame them honestly.
>>217802997I thought she was from the Dunk show, I don't watch either
>>217803642Why be here then?
>>217803606>Some of mine stopped watching after the sharting scene.See I would understand that, fine, that's a valid reason. But practically every conversation I have is people bitching about normal drama like it is excruciatingly painful to them.
>>217803606honestly the retarded shock value scene shit drops the series from a 8.5/10 to a 6/10. it's so close to being made in sincerity without some attempt at mind controlling the audience but they just screwed it up. i guess it doesn't matter that much but you can't really fall in love with a show that doesn't respect itself
>>217802889Not Vermithor rider
>>217803314That is just related to how Western culture has conditioned people over the last several decades to hate earnestness. Everything has to be ironic or concerned with meta or an 'event'.
>>217803824You’re stupid
>>217802687Built for Big Mountain Clan Cock
>>217803881uhhh ok *shids all over your post*
>>217803902The Arryns ruled the Vale for centuries and haven't been able to stamp out the mountain tribes - literal troglodytes. Some "great house".
>>217803881and big
>>217803934That's a Royce anon
>>217803963and a guy
dead general
>>217803999>>217803999>>217803999>>217803999
>>217804117Dead author soon
>>217804118>>217803999>>217803963
>>217803999hes a big guy 3 nine
>>217804174>Tell me about Clegane!>Why does he wear the mask?
He would he support during The Dance?
>>217803934Part of me agrees that it is retarded tjat they have not been able to genocide them, but, just ignoring the creative part at play, mountain people are inherently difficult to counter - and the Vale is both large, with prominent mountains and forests that make it understandable they can hide. Also, for all the argument I agree with destroying them and how I doubt this will convince people in the Vale them being around is a positive, the mountain clans sort of benefit the Arryns. It very much creates a us vs them mentality that helps with regional Valeman identity and cohesion (for all the muh First Men aspects of the Royces they very clearly see themselves as Valeman, so First Men and Andal differences amongst the houses and population besides the clans has disappeared); keeps the smallfolk in line; they add to the difficulty to invade through the mountains; gives Vale knights something to bloody themselves agsinst in peacetime. Presumably a lot of the Vale is not even threatened by them as they are too far away for the clans to feel confident or even be able to safely reach and escape.
>>217804206Where's the basedjak edit?
>>217803934Jon Arryn was the best one.
insane how different the reception to hotd and dunky areoh cool a light hearted show about MEN doing DUMB shit is super cool but when women with real problems have a show its terrible and we all hate it????
>>217804258Nice bait
Sometimes I forget the stormlands is supposed to be a jungle
>>217804258
>>217804206Neutrality. If he has to pick a side, beyond the possibility of one showing up and forcing him to back them, probably the Greens. Blacks are Targaryens and Velaryons which makes them alien twicefold. Daemon and Rhaenyra marrying in Valyrian way will be something that he could latch onto. He will also very much call the Strongs bastards.
>>217804206>support greens>lord dies>lose lordshipDon' ever fight for no inbred aliens lad
>>217804329BOSH
>>217804326>He will also very much call the Strongs bastards.But wouldn't that make them better by his standards?>>217804301Isn't it temperate rainforest? Something closer to the sort in England (or even Scandinavia)?
>>217802687This show has the lowest Rotten Tomatoes audience score of all the GOT shows. As a season, it's only above GOT season 8. How is that possible? It's one of the best things HBO has done in a while. Is it getting review bombed by indians or something?
>>217804415>Is it getting review bombed by indians or something?Can't be, they even added multiple scenes specifically tailored to the Indian demographic
>>217804395I always think of the storm lands as the Pacific Northwest
>>217804415Dunk is a nice guy and not a taping murderer so that’s an ick, no dragons = BOOOOORING!! No smutty ship bait? How am I supposed to goon to this
>>217804440pajeets want to see white bobs and vageneFor once I agree with them
BLACKF*RE FUCKING SHITS GET OUT OF MY THREADOGRE LOOKING BASTARDS WHO FUCK DOGSGET OUT GET OUT GET OUTREEEEEEEEEE
>>217804415A mix of rhaenicent tumblrinas review bombing it and prude Americans who really, really dislike the toilet humor at the start of each episode.
>>217804490
>>217804415>audience score
>>217804487George understood thisBut D&D and HBO refused to listen. They gave into Emilia Clarke's petulant protestations and left sunset forever unable to find her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
>>217803237there is literally NOTHING wrong with being Dornish
>>217804415From looking at the reviews most people that hate it are mad about the "low stakes". They hate it for its the comical nature and wish it had more dragons and dykes.
>>217804560>dykesDo they want them to film in the Netherlands or some shit?
>>217804395>But wouldn't that make them better by his standards?I think the point is the issue is going to be they are Targaryens through Rhaenyra and that Rhaenyra is passing off bastards as something they are not.>>217804206Greens. First Men and Andal succession alone makes it he will support the Greens due to Aegon being the firstborn son. Supporting Rhaenyra would be going against custom. Anything else like dislike for Rhaenyra or Daemon or whatever else is just more reason rather than what swings it. Likewise, even if he has dislike for the Greens, which at lesst superficially of what he would know or perceives seems like it would be more positive, it still comes down to custom being the key swing for him. Ideally he would just want them all to kill each other without anyone else getting involved.
What kind of Dornish are you?
>>217804415>Is it getting review bombed by indians or something?Exactly this. They are calling out the bait and switch. Where is the shitting that the show promised with literally first scene?
>>217802687According to House of the Dragon. Bronze bitch is hideous while the fucking disgusting Apes Velaryons are gorgeous
>>217802687Why didn't Daemon fuck her?
>>217804174Dayne?!
>>217804415You can be sure someone(condall) fought tooth and nail to include the male nudity scenes, they think that will magically make the female audience stay tuned for more but it's obvious they just don't give a fuck about the kind of themes that make dunk and egg. Show's also too "comfy", has only 1 character's pov, the story is a straightforward adventure with no possible subversive twists, etc. It's just too old fashioned for the "modern" audience.
Imagine her laughing at you while your dick struggles to hard and she calls you a limp clitty little fag boy
>>217804625First season had a weird angle going on with Daemon implying he either had the GAY or was impotent. Got promptly dropped to never be mentioned again in the second season..
Remember when shows had boobs
>>217804657This is why she is built for Mountain Clan Cock and instant loss rather than Valesissies
>>217804625She basically implies erectile dysfunction. If we go with there being truth in that, it seems as if he needed her to be of Valyrian descent to get hard as part of his fetish for Valyria.
>>217804673Incest makes him hard.
>>217802687That's a tranny
>>217804673>First season had a weird angle going on with Daemon implying he either had the GAY or was impotent. Got promptly dropped to never be mentioned again in the second season.because he wanted to fuck his hot young niece, you fucking retard
>>217804624She's not even that ugly. Daemon is a disgusting faggot.
Would Dunk survive the chunin exam?
>>217804722But when he had the chance while she was still in her prime he freaked out and left running.
THEY ATTACKEDMEH
how many hours left until release?
>>217804703You're a tranny daemon
>>217804693>>217804695Putt a wig on her and make her wear a dragonscale breastplate, it'd probably feel more Valyrian than L'shaena VeLairay'on
RHAENYRAAAAAA WOULD YOU PLEASE PEG MY HOOOOOOOOOLE
>>217804765Didn't the show runner or one of the main writers said he lost his boner because she got aroused?
>>217804773You can’t insult MEH
>>217804781Cute :)
>>217804819Anon he has first hand experience with that
>>217804818i will never watch a piece of media with this actor in it. sorry. i just wont do it
>>217804722Different anon, how long had Daemon and Rhea even been married for? Is it several years as to be before he started even being attracted to Rhaenyra? Or is it only a year or two? Or is it he wanted to even when Rhaenyra was very very young? Bookfags, what even os Rhea's age in the source material and how many years were they married?
>>217804819Yeah. The implication early on was that he was some sort of sadist who got cock blocked by STRONG women with their own agency.
A 12 season tv show in the style of Succession/The Crown for the long reigns of Jaehaerys I and Viserys IWould you watch?
I miss monke
>>217804765showrunner fanfic shit
>>217804871idk, i'm forgetting as much of HOTD as possible so i can read Fire and Blood with a fresh outlook
im enjoying knight of the seven kingdoms
>>217804900>im enjoying knight of the seven kingdomsA slow start, episode 3 shows huge promise
>>217804877No. All the based moments of Jaehaerys will get cut, given to other characters, or subverted as to try to make you hate him for doing/holding such thing.
>>217804877Sorry anon, HBO's target audience is people like this: https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000003669178
>>217804329Bloody legend.
>>217802761Morning cause pink and black is a kino color combo
>>217804965Wow. That would be beautiful.
>>217804941This>>217804877Do you really think they will do a show that does not just become feminist slop when there is Jaehaerys 'women should not rule and my daughter is a whore' Targaryen at the centre?
>>217804941>or subvertedor misunderstanding if Condal wrote it
>>217804965>Thats quite a deviation from her fate in the books. So no, that will never happen.>25/11/2022Oh no no no...
>>217802835wouldn't that just make it so any knight could call a trial of 7 and if the other person has no allies he instantly loses?
>>217804965Is this Sara Hess' account?
>>217804965It's fascinating how normie women are as retarded as a certain type of male autists when it comes to media. An unreserved willingness to delve into wish fulfillment.
>>217805036>womenAnon, I...
>>217804415>tranny tomatoes
>>217804998kek at the Joffrey Rickon one
>>217805026>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>217805026https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000003667233>Why Rhaenicent > Daemyra>It’s not incest>Alicent doesn’t choke rhaenyra >There is no 20 year age gap >Not toxic>Yes Alicent and Rhaenyra hate each other but when they look at each other it looks like they want to start making out.>Dont get angry it’s just an opinionAll signs are pointing to yes>>217805058Is that a genderbent chudjak?
>>217804206the peasants who bum-rush the Dragonpit
>>217804507Egg after Sumerhall
>>217804592S-stoney Dornish
>>217804941and all the women would fall in love with Saera calling her a girl boss even though she's an abuser
>>217805006>ice cream cone dress
>>217804941Corrianne Wilde would be the main character as the self insert girl who fucks every guy in kings landing in a liberated girl boss way
>>217805185>the self insert girl who fucks every guy in kings landingWhy are you so homophobic? She'd be sapphic
Not a lorefag but did any houses start building their own tunnels, caves, and scorpions after seeing their success in Dorne?
>>217805231>SuccessYou mean ensuring your castle gets nuked on the off chance you get a lucky hit
>>217804507thumbnail looks like that black chick from wicked
>>217805256>You get to kill one of the only three dragons in the world and get a Valyrian qt to fill with your big dornish cock in the bargainPretty good deal imo
>>217805270Anon, as much as she tries to change reality to be otherwise, Ariana Grande is not actually black
>>217805256Unbowed Unbent Unbroken
>>217804998what are the bottom two
>>217805311Buckbowed Buckbent Buckbroken
>>217805311Was GRRM trying to do something witty by having the Martell words be the opposite of what happened to Elia?
What is their fucking problem?>The most infamous act of the First Dornish War was committed by Lord Wyl, when he showed up at the wedding of Ser Jon Cafferen and Alys Oakheart, castrating the groom, having the bride be gang-raped by his men and sold into slavery, and slaying Lord Oakheart and most of the guests.>Orys and his bannermen found themselves the captives of the Wyl of Wyl, the savage mountain lord called the Widow-lover. When Aegon eventually agreed to the Dornish ransom demands, Lord Baratheon and his bannermen were ransomed in 7 AC for each man's weight in gold. However, they were freed only after having their sword hands chopped off.>During the final stage of the conquest of Dorne, King Daeron I Targaryen was attacked and killed under the pretext of a peace banner and Prince Aemon Targaryen was imprisoned by the Wyls.>Lord Wyl forced King Baelor I Targaryen to cross venomous snakes in order to free the Dragonknight.
>>217805357>What is their fucking problem?Valyrians and their goyslaves
>>217805347too soon
>>217805347>>217805373I dun get it
>>217805357bros why are the dornish such cunts?
>>217805276>get a Valyrian qt to fill with your big dornish cock in the bargain[Citation Needed]
>>217805357I don't feel bad for Elia Martell now
>>217805388>NOOO, you have to let us fly around and nuke your castles without fighting back>NOOO, you have to let our Valyrimutts rape your populace....what do you mean you're ruining sister-wife for other menRhaenys sowed the wind and reaped the whirlwind
>>217805413Anon that's like saying you don't feel bad for Sansa because the Boltons existEvery kingdom has their psychotic war criminal token house. Except for the Ironborne, who have House Harlaw
Not all Dornish
>>217805438I don't feel bad for Sansa because she's a whore
>>217805276>>217805311>>217805388>>217805429>The Targaryens entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to burn everyone else, and nobody was going to burn them. At Vaith, Godsgrace, Sunspear, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.>Lord Uthor Uller, 10 AC
>>217805447>Whore>Only female PoV character who's still a virgin
>>217805474>WarsawFamous Dornish castle, that one. Glad you remembered House Kurwa
I love watching dornish get buckbrokenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1F-07gH5dM
>>217805490Hound tapped that. Even if he physically didn't, Sansa flicks it to the memory like he did.
>>217805474based
>>217805511>Sansa flicks it to the memory like he did.Pretty sure she doesn't know what masturbation is anon
What is gaslighting?
>>217805531Is this the wiki autist who jumped through multiple hoops to justify this shit even after HBO pulled a palace coup with Fandom to get him kicked out of being top mod (and then deleted 90% of his autism rants disguised as pages, including the one that was his "wall of heads" for people who disrespected his good friend Michael Hunt)?
>>217805438>when your kingdom has a token good house
>>217805490I believe Winds keeps getting delayed because GURM cums himself into a coma whenever he starts writing about Sansa's deflowering.
>>217803798You'd be surprised how many anons just want to take a huge shit in a discussion and leave kek
>>217804206>He would he support during The Dance?The conflict. A good Targ is a dead Targ.
>>217805528Explain her consistent escalation in her head with her encounter with the Hound until she finally imagines that they fucked?
>>217805635t. maester shekelberg
>>217805604>Turns out he wasn't lying about being over 60% done, he's actually 99% done but the one chapter to go is Sansa's sex with Littlefinger and he's already lost count of how many half-finished drafts and concerned calls from the publisher he has>>217805674All that is possible without knowing what masturbating is anon
>be Harras Harlaw>one of the only knights of the iron islands >have a Valyrian steel sword called nightfall >pull up at grey shield >challenge their best fighter to a duel >body him>”send out the next best”>body him>repeat 7 times >Make house Grimm go “Alright this guys too badass we gotta give him the castle he earned it”
>>217805679The Maesters wanted the dragons dead.
>>217805686I don't remember that at all, but then again my times of checking the lore and reading the books are over
>>217805555>Michael Hunt>Mike Hunt>My Cunt
>>217805718>Became the World
>>217805013yep
>>217805013>>217805837Good thing this is fiction or Dunk would've been found guilty.
>>217802835Should have been if you don't have enough guys you just have to do it with a man (or six) down. After all, if the gods knew you were innocent then they'd grant you victory anyway.It makes even more sense when you remember it's meant to be setting up Robert Strong vs the Faith, so it should just be baked in to let a single dude fight Lancel and his six backup dancers
Remember when Cersei gets the report that the dwarf woodswitch who tells us about summerhall is actually tyrion taken up residence on some haunted hill? Haha
He bore the sword
>>217805929*twang*
>>217805929>BORE?!
At the beginning of HoTD, Daemon, Rhaeynera and the old lady with Meleys are the only Dragonriders right? So Daemon could have just conquered the kingdom pretty easily
I hope The First Law gets an adaptation soon (Game of Thrones sister series)
So Rhllor is definitely present in the series with resurrection, maybe The Old Gods too with the warging. Have any other religions actually be proven? the Seven (Stranger) with the Faceless men maybe???
>>217805990Seven are Martin's bad attempt at copy and pasting the Catholic Church so their only magical power is the ability for Septons to magically teleport to a new Sept and be replaced by a new guy once the allegations start coming in
>>217805990I think the Seven is supposed to be bogus but the many faced god seems to be real and gives them real powers with magic. Obviously the old gods are real. Rhllor i think is probably the devil since he has people burned alive and never really shows Melissandre anything useful
>>217806015He literally rezzed Berric doe
>>217806027Oh I forgot that, yeah but the brotherhood are dicks and now they follow Catelyn who is like the worst person alive. They say they protect the smallfolk but they just act like highwaymen and rob everybody
>>217806027>power that literally makes undead wights just like the guys who want to exterminate everyone>Ralulu worshipers decide he's friendly because he's warm rather than cold
>>217806060>statue and tree worshipperswhen the Red God resurrect a hero countless times to fight for the peasants and humanity instead of doing nothing or grooming children
>>217806107white walkers never called me bastard simple as
>>217806107>falling for propheganda unironicallyShireen is gonna get burned in your god's name, sicko. GURM is an atheist commie and the only good guys are fedora-tippers.
>>217805990>So Rhllor is definitely present in the series with resurrection, maybe The Old Gods too with the warging.>>217806015>Obviously the old gods are realJust because some powers exist doesn't mean that the Gods are real. Those powers could exist for reasons and people just ascribed religion to them. I mean warging and the greenseers could just be what became their concept of the Old Gods. >Have any other religions actually be proven? the SevenThe Seven feel the most made up, "this teaches people good stories".
When is the next episode of dunc
The dragon ought never lose.
>>217805990>>217806004>>217806015>>217806107Seven have a power, it's fucking over their own followers because they're an artificial Valyrian construct designed to make Andal cattle ripe for the freehold's planned conquest of Westeros.Don't believe me? Go check every time Catelyn or Sansa prays to the Seven, 90% of the time the result is a monkey's paw "what you asked for but not what you wanted"Eg: Catelyn wishes Bran won't go south with Ned, Bran stays at Winterfell because he fell from a tower
>>217806152Fossoway coded post
>>217806142Friday, so tomorrow or today depending where you at
>>217806170not a midnight release tonight though right? it'll be like tomorrow night?
>>217806131>Benerro wants to free the slaves>Melisandre wants to save humanity>Moqorro is gonna kill the idiot iron captain>Thoros helps the peasantsI don't know, looks like all good guys to me
>>217805990There's only one god: The Stranger and those are his aspects. Old Gods is only fking Bran warging from the future.
>>217802761NONE OF THEMMy dragon will have 4 legs. None of this 2 legged bullshit.
>>217806194>(((Benerro)))>(((Melisandre)))>(((Moqorro)))>(((Thoros)))
>>217806210>Vs the High Septon (pedophile) and GroomRaven
>>217806201>Old Gods is only fking Bran warging from the future.Actually wait, can't Bran only see shit if he warged into something nearby or used the weirwood?How did he see Sansa when she was beautifully raped? Did he warg into Theon?
>>217806170Am I wrong that the release is in 4 hours ~10 mins? Feb 6th, 3AM ET, right?
>>217806220>He assumes I worship the other Greenlander gods
>>217806194Those are all humans who believe they mete out justice for a god and see mysterious visions. What can go wrong?This isn't a world with Eru Ilúvatar nigger.Flame visions are a means of control and manipulation. Screw your head on lad.
>>217806222No he warged into Ramsay
>>217806235>This isn't a world with Eru Ilúvatar nigger.Shame, at least then we'd know what happens to it
>>217806222Did the tower of joy have a weirwood for him to see it?
>>217806232>he worships the Great Other
>>217806222No idea about Sansha.>>217806222>>217806249How Bran saw LF betraying Ned and putting a dagger at his neck when they're inside the fking keep is another question.(my saved image of a drawing of Ned's and LF's faces was gone, HDD blew itself :( )
>>217806252Yes and?
>>217805881but Dunk IS guilty
>ADoS is literally gonna be Bran's autistic cripple time travel dreamsI'm glad it's never coming cout.
>>217806252Nah, Euron worships that guy and hates the Drowned God/says he (Euron) is the Storm God>>217806262>No idea about Sansha.See >>217806239>How Bran saw LF betraying Ned and putting a dagger at his neck when they're inside the fking keep is another question.Because Dumb and Dumber combined the plot with presumably the Hound revealing the Littlefinger betrayal (or someone else who was there) and didn't give a shitThe real question is can Bran see what happens in the Eyrie via the weirwood throne?>>217806283>tfw it's another "Bran wargs into Littlefinger/the Hound/Sweetrobin and rapes Sansa before going back and rewriting that timeline out of existance" chapter
>>217806283But anon, who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
>>217806298Bran is making sweetrobin go crazy so yeah.
>>217806312I never knew a story to change the price of eggs
>>217806322>Checking the books and Sweetrobin constantly wants to breastfeed on Sansa like he did on LysaFor fucks sakes GRRM
How does he know what an alien is?
>>217806191Correct.
>>217806298>he (Euron) is the Storm Godso he's the father-in-law of the Durrandon/Baratheon dynasty?
>>217806366American English, anon. The Targs are foreign aliens who illegally crossed the Westerosi border to smuggle milk of the poppy and will soon be arrested and brought to justice by the brave men of the Night's Watch
>>217806378You know there are a lot of Greyjoy/Durrandon-Baratheon similarities>Exact same signature look (black hair)>Colours are the reverse of each other>The whole Storm God-Drowned God thing>Only guy to ever beat the Iron Fleet at sea was a Baratheon>Baratheons share a lot of their non-Valyrian names with Iron Islanders (iirc)
>>217806267He’s evil
>>217806366aliens referred to foreigners before it referred to space ayy lmaos
>>217806402Grey king married a mermaid Durran Godsgrief married the daughter of the sea god
>>217806410Proof?
>>217806227>>217806368Actually, three hours from now. What a weird thing timing. >A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Episode 4 release time has been confirmed by HBO. The episode, titled “Seven,” will stream early on HBO Max at 12:01 a.m. PT / 3:01 a.m. ET on Friday, February 6, 2026, due to the Super Bowl schedule.
>>217806384Speaking of which>George makes the order that's a giant penal colony/full of the worst criminals imaginable themed around the colour blackWhat did he mean by this?
>>217806436Oh shit what
>>217806436>Episode 4>Titled "Seven"Is this why they're only doing 6 episodes total?
>>217805231no
>>217806436>early releaseYES YESanyone streaming by then? I hate the sunday streams I have work.
>>217806427>kills pretty much everyonebarely tolerates a man who sacrifices his own sons (thereby killing his lineage cause having daughters is cucked even if you fuck them)seems pretty evil to me
If Reavers enter westeros by landing at the Gift does the nights watch have to stop them?
>>217806476They're paying the Iron Price
>>217806442>Border is guarded by a wall of ICEWas George MAGA all along?
>>217806493Northern houses do most of the heavy lifting against raiders anyway.
>>217806262
>>217806671thanks rebuilding my folder from 10 years ago
>>217806671>A lotta loyalty for a Valyrian steel blade
>>217806671And Harrenhall?!?!?
>>217805990In my opinion only the dualistic relationship of the Great Other vs Rhllor/generic fire god can really be said to be from "gods" that are world forces rather then creatures or people inhabiting it. I think the Valyrians worshipped Rhllor without realising, and probably humans have no influence on his power but it's just an expected thing that when the Fire God is powerful this century your empire will get blown up by fiery volcanoes.I think the Drowned God is a euhumerisation by humans of stuff done by no-joke lovecratian fish people. Not a real god, just memories of inhuman behaviour. The Storm God is probably just attributed to doing whatever Iron Islanders don't like, but if it's a real entity it would be both Greath Other or Rhllor doing something in opposition to these mostly-extinct Deep Ones and their human followers.Old Gods are a re- or misinterpretation of the Children of the Forests' practices. Most likely the Old Gods are due to humans/Children using warg magic so well via animals and weirwoods that they seemed godly to humans. Either it was a fixed list of exceptional wargs (eg. Phillip the Child of the Forest + Frank the Child of the Forest and maybe Bran will join them in the warg-osphere) or when the individual wargs of sufficient power die it seems like the Old Gods are silent, but eventually a new warg will be born (and Bran is simply the latest). So overall, not real gods just elf or human wizards.I used to have a theory about the God of Many faces, but I can't remember now. It was something like he isn't real because there's genuinely no supernatural stuff he's responsible for, it's really just the waxing and waning of Great Other/Rhllor and Faceless Men thinking their god is playing a part whilst using magic abilities that are present in the world.>>217806222That's GoT showverse, not ASoIaF. In showverse sewer water is a natural antibacterial.
>>217806366are zoomers retarded to the point that they don't know what 'alien' means
>>217802761Tessarion
>>217806726
Baelor Breakspear had auraDaemon Blackfyre had auraBloodraven had auraBittersteel had auraShiera Seastar had auraMaekar had auraAemon the dragonknight had auraDaeron the good had no aura
>>217806851the choice is clear
>>217806758For me:>The Drowned God is just the delusions of the oxygen deprivated.>The Many Faced God is just a euphemism for the slave revolts against the Valyrians and the many faces of ordinary unknown people who did it and went to their deaths to see it through.>R'hllor is connected to dragons, fire magic and all the rest. Whether it is an actual God or a power moving through the flames which inspired the rest, or maybe R'hllor is just the remants of the original Valyrian fire magics spreading prophecy about their restoration, I cannot remember how old this faith is, does it predate Valyria?>Old Gods are like you say, Children's powers of greenseers/warging mixed with their ancestors and passed to humans with their ways of the forest.>The Seven is pure how to be a good citizen, honour, honour your family etc.
House Peake is my favorite.
Reminder that Preston is right about everything.>greensight and warging is telepathy>the old gods are the children's hive-mind after death in the weirwood network>the doom of Valyria was a nuclear explosion>the long night was a nuclear winter>the others are genetically altered humans that need human babies for reproduction>Martin will never finish another book
>>217806851Maekar got cucked by the fucking Peakes. Sad.Maegor is the first and only lord of the seven kindoms who wasn't cringe.
>>217803881uh ohhhh ahhhh *huge shit*
>>217806923You forgot the "Storm's End is a nuclear power plant" bit
So what do we think of the armor in the show so far?
>>217806923Martin has already finished the books but doesn't want to release them after the backlash season 8 had.
>>217806947I'm a Preston shill but even I think that's really gay. Should have just said it's some kind of military bunker. But all the tunnels across the world does suggest fallout shelters.>muh old onesFuck off faggots, the world of ice and fire was slop written by Elio and Linda.
>>217802748just skip the pooping scene
>>217806963All good. So glad to finally see some color
>>217807018Still pretty drab, but better than it used to be I suppose.
>>217806975What I don't get is GRRM apparently trusts them with his work and yet Elio? is pushing AI hard on the wiki while GRRM is sueing the AI devs for "using his work"I'm not saying friends can't have different opinions, but I do find it weird that GRRM is sueing AI chatbots over using his work and yet allows AI art AND even allowed the whole scam job with the anniversary AFFC
>>217806963Kingsguard armour is kino. Dan and Dabid utterly BTFO'd from their whole 'nooo we can't use white armour it doesn't work on film properly'
Tommen and his kittens could take that dragon whore and her worms in a fight any day.The one true king.
>>217802761>If you were a dragonseed who are you claiming?Balerion of course, he's the biggest.
Do you think Tommen had Ser Pounce knighted or is it just a name?
>>217807084Honestly that'd be the smart way to deal with the dragons. Publicly and very openly challenge Dany to a trial by combat (regular or by seven), she can choose a champion but if she does so then Tommen will also naturally choose one. It neutralises her main advantage and with the Faith Militant overcharged like it is it means even if she goes 'lol nope' and refuses then she's never going to rule a stable kingdom again (unlike Maegor she doesn't have any full grown dragons and is a teenage girl rather than a grown man).
>>217807134...I'd bet Cersei let him 'knight' Ser Pounce if he ask.It'd be funny if Cersei pulls a trial by seven and tries to pull what Aerion did on Dunk by bribing one of the Faith's guys only for Tommen to replace him with Ser Pounce.
>>217807086Are you compensating for something anon
>>217806963Eye slits are too wide for my liking, but everything else is pretty cool
wait doesn't the spisode come out in a few hours
>>217807201someone said in 2 hours
#NotMyPrince#BastardSpawn#AegonDragoncock
>>217805555W I T N E S S E D>Is this the wiki autist who jumped through multiple hoops to justify this shit even after HBO pulled a palace coup with Fandom to get him kicked out of being top mod (and then deleted 90% of his autism rants disguised as pages, including the one that was his "wall of heads" for people who disrespected his good friend Michael Hunt)?i'm not that anon but i think yes. where can i read up on this lore?it was very fun to listen to his rants back when GoT was still airing but when he started making "structured" videos, he lost his sovl and he couldn't even make brief points. and he even deleted his old videos so i can't even reminisce.
>>217807201
>>217803934Gurm fucked up (again...) by having no wilderness areas south of the North, it's all farms and villages and towns right down the road from the neighboring kingdom's farms, villages and towns.
I think Phia is really pretty and I hope she gets to do something interesting in season 3.
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)in like 2 hourswe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>217807348
>>217807348>and live whole days before next bake?the crazy thing is that this general has been so much more lively since the time between episode 1 and 2, we get like 2/3 bakes a day now which isn't close to what it once was but better than it has been in a long time
>>217807219Viserys should have married Rhaenyra to Aegon the moment he had the chance (aka before she'd even married Laenor). If Rhaenyra refuses/marries Daemon anyway then he can disinherit her on the same logic he used to give her the inheritance in the first place (even firmer actually, she's refusing the orders of her father and king), if she accepts then worst comes to worse when he dies they can be joint monarchs like William and Mary.>>217807235On the wiki (I refuse to call it fandom) I think you would still be able to find it. Viewing history now requires an account but at least the wiki used talk pages rather than the old discussion system so all his autism should still be around in his one's history (and the actual announcement he was banned is still up, here it is): https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000003628450Basically they don't seem to have cared about the fact he was running the wiki like his own private fiefdom with no pushback from the other admins (all of whom were junior to him anyway) until HBO got fed up with him daring to criticise them and told Fandom to coup him (or I assume they'd remove their image rights or some shit).Tl;dr: Internet janitor goes on a power trip for years and years until they bite the hand that feeds and it all comes crashing down. At least in his case said biting was legitimate criticism and only bit the hand that feeds because the initial target threatened said hand. I'd feel sorry for him if not for shit like pic related>>217807289>Everything is a republicI'd say 'this is your brain on Amerimutt' but the series is already the definer of 'what if medieval times was how US pop history said it was' anyway
>>217807369It's the right amount of activity, desu.Original /got/ was out of its mind, /hotd/ was still coping/dooming about Season 8./dunk/ does not care. /dunk/ is here for comfy.
How many hours until the next episode?
>>217807390it's actuially fitting that /dunk/ is pretty low stakes, mellow traffic, cozy generals much like dunk's story compared to thrones
>>217807396>>217807348
>>217807415I think it's less that and more the lack of waifus.Season 2 of /dunk/ is going to have people cooming over Webber unless they make her uggo. Which given she's a redhead, they probably will. In any case, she's going to lead to some shitposting either way, but thus far it's just a man, his squire, and no waifus to distract us.
>>217807018>All good. So glad to finally see some colorBut half the scenes are set at night and the day time scenes are in the rain with overcast skies.>Still pretty drab, but better than it used to be I suppose.Indeed, one's clothes back in oldy timey days was a way of displaying wealth and power and those who had it, showed it off.>>217807179>Eye slits are too wide for my liking, but everything else is pretty coolJousting was done long before specialized jousting armor was developed, knights would wear what they'd wear in battle.
>>217802687>>217802757>>217804848>>217802778>>217802997>>217804781Based Bronze Boss aka The Bronze Beauty aka The Bronze Badass Lady of Coomstone
>>217806963an improvement on hotd
>>217807458Built for instant loss and mating presses by mountain clansmen
>>217807388>I'd say 'this is your brain on Amerimutt'I'd say these maps were most likely made by a Europoor.
>>217807526
>>217807526I agree, probably a g*rmoid
>>217790472>loses to anaphylactic shock from eating honeyed locustskwab
>>217807305I i like her murmuring the future. Has anyone figured out that she’s right yet? Also what does Alicent think is wrong with her and why she acts so strange? And if they think Aegon is a psycho why do they marry her to him?
>>217807388>Tl;dr: Internet janitor goes on a power trip for years and years until they bite the hand that feeds and it all comes crashing down. At least in his case said biting was legitimate criticism and only bit the hand that feeds because the initial target threatened said hand. I'd feel sorry for him if not for shit like pic relatedthis drama sounds better than GoT desu.why did he ban people?what did he write to upset HBO?i want the long version not the tldr.
>>217807601He was the one who pointed out the Starbucks coffee cup blooper.
>>217807608is it that big of a deal?i thought nothing of it compared to the plot that made no sense at all
>>217807526>>217807538The redditor who made them is brown, has a 4.3 inch penis, and is gay.Couldn't find a nationality though.Either way, very shameful.
>>217807619It was when everyone realized they didn't give a shit.
>>217807634>This fucking guy right here rides a dragon! Who else does that?!
>>217807631>has a 4.3 inch penisErect or flacid?
>>217807657When hard.Sometimes he says 4.4 or 4.5 inches though.
>>217803798NTA but I'm like him and I'm here to see if they shit up my favorite book in the series or if it's worth checking out
>>217806963it's fine
>>217807673Does he go into specifics about what gets him that extra one tenth of an inch?
>>217807703I'm not sure, you can read it yourself (rayden150)
BILLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU???????
1 hour until the episode?
>Daemon was kind of the Ye of the seven kingdomshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLMFlph54-g&list=RDdLMFlph54-g&start_radio=1
>>217807720Wait you are right, I thought it was 20 hours away.
>>217807728>can you spot the author's Mary Sue?
>>217806366Is he talking about the somalis?We can't have that.
>Pyp...to the rangers>Tuttle...to the rangers>Halder...to the builders>Gared...to the Rangers>Anon...TO THE STEWARDS!
Someone set up a stream for episode 3 while we wait
>>217807876
>>217807876But I’m a better swordsman than any of them!
>>217807876>>Anon...TO THE STEWARDS!what?
HALF AN HOUR Don't forget /ourguy/'s motto, BETTER GREEN THAN WORMY
>>217807923you heard him, to the stewards BASTID
>>217802761
>>217807876Satin... to the breeders
>>217807876Being a steward means I get to goon a lot or go to town and fuck whores
>>217808003You could also be put to leather tanning and be elbow deep in piss and gore all day
If season 1 was made now, everyone would be shitting diarrhoea all over the walls of Castle Black when Jon arrives.Just so Jon understands that taking a noble vow doesn't mean you stop needing to shit. This isn't you're typical fantasy, it's a fantasy world where people shit.
>>217808041You can’t just dump steaming loads on a wall of ice all day it’ll melt
>>217807910First book Jon is hilarious on reread. He thinks he's a world-weary stoic tough guy, but in reality he's just a whiny and immensely privileged kid and everybody knows it except him.>Donal Noye leaned forward, into Jon's face. "Now think on this, boy. None of these others have ever had a master-at-arms until Ser Alliser. Their fathers were farmers and wagonmen and poachers, smiths and miners and oars on a trading galley. What they know of fighting they learned between decks, in the alleys of Oldtown and Lannisport, in wayside brothels and taverns on the kingsroad. They may have clacked a few sticks together before they came here, but I promise you, not one in twenty was ever rich enough to own a real sword." His look was grim. "So how do you like the taste of your victories now, Lord Snow?">"Don't call me that!" Jon said sharply, but the force had gone out of his anger. Suddenly he felt ashamed and guilty. "I never … I didn't think …"
10 MINUTESMINUTES
>>217808171SHALL KNOW WHAT HIS HAND HAS WROUGHT
i for some reason thought 3am on friday was saturday's 3am lol
Usual stream?
>>217808209gief
>3 mins>TVHD>A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E04.DV.HDR.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL
no stream?
>>217808323>2160phttps://filespayouts.com/5w4b2chpr97f/A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E04.2160p.WEB.h265-ETHEL.mkv
>opening scene is him using the chamberpot in his cell
>>217807526>OtherI hope that means 'other faith' not 'they worship the Others'Also>Dornish Dessert
>>217808391>>217808391>>217808391
>>217807601>what did he write to upset HBO?Supposedly it was 'aggressive or threatening behavior', I think the truth of it is he hurt HBO's feelings and mentioned in that post he was attending their next con or whatever to ask questions so they used that as their 'proof' he was intentionally threatening them
>>217807728>Daemon was kind of the Ye of the seven kingdomsHe named the (((Maester)))?
>>217808339Post 1080please
>>217807876I always wondered, what branch staffs their tiny navy? In the books its unclear/vaguely implied to be the rangers but they'd have to be specialised for it/not as good at regular rangings.My personal headcanon is its whoever Eastwatch has to spare by the 'current day' but back when the watch had proper numbers there was a mix of rangers (marines) and builders/stewards (sailors) who did the job and it was a de facto fourth branch ('First Mariner' equivalent is just the Commander of Eastwatch by default)
>>217807951Always found it funny he hated Jon because 'his dad sent me to the wall' (when it was actually Tywin but anyway...) and never knew he was actually part of the family he fought for in the last war
>>217808495>and never knew he was actually part of the family he fought for in the last warWhat?
>>217808546Thorne was a hardline Targ loyalist, hence Tywin sent him to the wall after King's Landing.He hates Jon because Jon = Ned = Rebellion = Why He's At The Wall, but at the same time we see the only person he gives deference to when they're not legally his commander is Aemon, so seems there's some Targ loyalist left in him.
