>>217802687
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duncin donuts
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy (/dunk/)at this momentwe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>4th episode released this timewhats going on, are people even awake
>>217808419Awake but gooning. I'll watch in a sec.
>>217808419EU is wide and awake
WHERE!!!!!
i refuse to download it.i'm waiting for my boy Billy.
Fucking Raymun is bringing it in this episode
>>217808436BILLLLLLLYYYYY
>>217808391So is the kid actually bald irl or is he just shaving for the role?
why did they release it now
>no jokey bullshitit's nice that they can get the tone straight.
>>217808470to avoid superbowl
i actually don't know how to watch the episode without the dude who streams it
Where can I watch this
>>217808477Looks like they're avoiding an audience tooNot even preston is watching
>>217808488A download link was literally posted last thread.
>>217808510kek true, retarded timeslot, wonder why they had to drop it now, most people will watch it tomorrow
Why does this go so hard
>>217808516i just got here
>>217808504HBO Max :^)
>>217808510alt shift x will be live tho
>>217808510he watched it before us, bro.allegedly, carmine got it from someone HBO sent it to.but they might have gotten it from HBO themselves.
>>217808533Do his audience even watch the show?He just speedruns the whole episode in videos anyway.
>>217808447>>217808436his bf slept over he's not streaming. Check his stream fgts
>>217808523dark souls boss
>>217808516is that link safe?
>>217808526Faggot
Good episode, helps that i’d totally forgotten everyone that fights with him except Baratheon
>>217808475They ruined it
TORRENT WHERE
>>217808391Kino show.Sadly, BoNers (book nerds) are trying to spoil it for everyone else because they got BTFO with the original GOT series. They never recovered from /tv/ shows being actual canon while they cry about the creator cucking /lit/ like some faggot ass bitches.We won. Your side lost. Just like irl. Enjoy the Super Bowl backlash BoNers! Hahhahaa!!!!
>>217808549should be and made my cpu faster. my CPU is like 20% idle now its 100%
>>217808542>his bfdoes my boy top or bottom?>Check his streami don't remember the link and i'm too lazy to check the archives
Someone post torrent link please
ratcatcher status?
>>217808606that's bloodraven keeping an eye on him
>>217808391What's this?
>>217808606FAILED
>Everyone acts like Dunk is freakishly tall>He's barely taller than a kingsguardCouldn't they have had the actor wear heeled boots when standing next to other actors?
>>217808654That's him literally 6 inches taller than a Kingsguard
>>217808654are you under 6ft?
The fart brought it from a 10/10 episode to a 4/10
post link you dumb niggers
Torrent any torrents AGGGGGKAH
Torrent link?
>>217808457Shaving. No skull caps was a stipulation for auditioning.
Did Lady Ashford look concerned or bored?
>>217808475nevermind, just got the LE FART JOEK XDDD
Being a kingsguard is the worst fucking job in the world lol
....semoc eH
>>217808692
>>217808654>zoomers don't know about perspectivekek are zoomers fucking retarded?
>>2178086646 inches isnt enough
we were 'ere long b'fore them pakis I mean dragguns were
>>217808707Screens are 2D, depth perception is beyond the range of their visual acuity.
link
>>217808722Check the usual places, you dumb cunt
>>217808726i have been you bracken shit
>Not them cutting out the best line from the original story
Dunk is absolute KINO
>they make for DorneNever raise a finger or do anything for a foid.
>>217808739What a shame your parents didn't have a child smart enough to live, truly the gods can be cruel
>Heeeuuuhehehehehe look I made two houses have an apple for their sigil, one green one red and dey hate each other huehuehueeehe they're the exact same, isn't racism and tribalism so dumb? heuheuheuhee im very enlightened. Can this hack please fucking croak before he gets more thoroughly exposed? It gets to a fucking point with this sad piece of shit.
>>217808763
>>217808793You bastar----ACK!
>>217808664>>217808666>>217808707>>217808718he's not that much taller...
>serious dramatic moment ruined by fart jokeThey just can't help themselvesAlso wasn't smallfolk supped to be cheering on for Duncan? Or was that after the tiral?
Worth it to watch the prequel shows?Just finished got but the second half of season 8 was a little drag to get through
>>217808722https://player.smashystream.com/tv/224372?s=1&e=4
>>217808803this is much better
>>217808803He's slouching.
>>217808804That was a pretty boring dramatic moment
>>217808809ty
>>217808803Dunk is looking down too and he's a head taller
>>217808523If not bad why bad coded?
>>217808822He wasnt as tall as Gregor though. He's like 6'11 in the book
>>217808836he is bad but he's cool as fuck
haha farty poopy
>no shot showing the smallfolk greeting and supporting dunkHUGE MISSED OPPORTUNITY
>>217808822So this is what people mean when they say "a head taller"? Hole fug, bros
BRAAAAAaaaAaaaaAaappPp
>>217808823Isn't this guy meant to be huge and jacked? Seeing an ex-rugby player be lower in power scaling to a manlet is ridiculous and breaks suspension of disbelief, especially when Dunk referred to him as strong.
>>217808431EU is also at work or in school now. It's 10 AM here.
kino episode but they can't use showaddywaddy's music after sharting on it in episode 1
the best episode so far
Baelor's voice doesn't match his aura.
Next episode is on the 16th?Fuck this.
>>217808863all baratheons are strong by default
this show is so kino bros wtf
https://filespayouts.com/a0je4svgd7dz/A.Knight.of.the.Seven.Kingdoms.S01E04.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL.mkv
>>217808891Cast him like that then, ffs. Even Bobby was meant to be a hunk
A Knight of the Gassy Kingdom
>>217808796do it correctly f/got/ you post the rickon and dickon first then if someone replies to it THEN you reply that
>>217808897200MB release for the truly wicked: https://down.mdiaload.com/download5222209
Braappp* Uh oh Stinky! Poop hahahahaha Funny poop Poop funny Weeeeee Haha yay more poopy Good poopy Poopy funny hahahahaha poo poo poo poo poo poo poo funny Yay fun poop hehehe poo Poopy yay poop make me happy happy happy hahahahahahaaa uh oh I think I made a poopy Poop in pants no diaper That's funny hahahaha Oopsie Poopy underwear now hehehehe We want poopies! We want poopies! hahahahaha hahhahahhaaa
>>217808899I mean they cast renly as a scrawny twink when he should've looked like pic related with long hairim disappointed with lyionnel too bro
>>217808897>>217808917
>>217808863He's got the Stannis build but the Robert party gene.
i really like these apple chaps
>>217808391Cute
>>217808780kek, why are you so sensitive that you're overthinking a silly joke
I feel so bad for this dude
>>217808951The Fossoways are pretty cool
>>217808654i always pictured him with more muscle but i think he's tall enough. he's 6'5, could be a bit bigger, sandor i think is 6'7 in the books. but yeah he could have worked out before shooting. thick as a castle wall in only one way.
Bad episodeNothing happened
>>217808975>have four sons>only half are worth a shit and it's the two younger ones
the fuck is a Targaryen supposed to die??? Did that happen in the books?
>All the casual Targ shitting from Dunk's team
Blackfyre fucking shits got off easy this episode
Can a prince grant a lordship like that?
>>217808991just boys being boys
>>217808803People in the background are taller
>>217808654That's extremely tall, anon. Like 1% of the population tall. Back in Medieval times he would be a freak
Can't wait to see Rohanne fart and shit in the next season
>>217808654>6'11 man in a time where the average was 5'7>Gregor was 8' tall
>>217808998Who the fuck is the cousin fossoway supposed to be anyway? Is he not the lord fossoway's son and should inherit his father's lordship?
>>217808998Wasn't he already the heir?
>>217808998That's like asking can a billionaire make a millionaire just like that? Yeah, they can.
>>217809010Probably had an elder brother
>>217809010>>217809011They were demoted after the blackfyre rebellion to landed knights I think?
>>217809019If a billionaire suddenly dumped a million dollars into some guy's bank account then that would probably raise certain alarm bells, even if the intention was genuinely well-meaning.
in the books he is an inch shy of 7 feet. the actor is slightly short for him. the actor is an inch shorter than book bobby b for example.
Again, asking why Aerion is meant to be the bad guy.>talk down to Dunk when he isn't even a knight (and lies about it)>break the finger of a dumb actress who kills your symbol in a fucking play, while you just recently lost your dragons, inferring that it's not only a threat to you and your family at worst, it's a humiliation at best>commoner punches your tooth loose, don't get angry at him even, just kill him out of duty>get outranked by your little smart ass brother because everyone hates you for no reasonNot afraid to admit it, they've done a bad job at making me hate him.>He killed a horse and fought dishonourably Okay that's quite bad, but that's the only thing I can think of.
Book:>A few steps farther on, a woman called out, “Good fortune to you.” An old man stepped up to take his hand and said, “May the gods give you strength, ser.” Then a begging brother in a tattered brown robe said a blessing on his sword, and a maid kissed his cheek. They are for me. “Why?” Dunk asked Pate. “What am I to them?”>“A knight who remembered his vows,” the smith said.Show:>the brute of bracken: *farts on dunk's speech*>all the plebeans burst into laughterWhy are they like this? First its "who cares about the smallfolk" in HOTD, now this. The jews running HBO couldn't help themselves can they? They always have to demonize the poor and the working class. Can't have the goyim develop a sense of unity and support one of their own, we have to remind them they always belong to the wealthy.
>>217808391i want to lick that boy's bald head
why is this ira parker not the showrunner for HOTD holy shit
Why was baelor voice so low?
>>217809059show watchers don't even know who the seven are. and how would they? got was horseshit, hotd was horseshit.
>>217809062retard
>>217809011Years, but they are still landed knights. It's like they are independent contractors with some standing, while being a lord is like being CEO of a small subsidiary, in their case.
>>217809065moron
simply put the parts that are true to George’s writing are kino and the parts that aren’t are slop
>>217809059>>the brute of bracken: *farts on dunk's speech*Bitch ass Brackens doing bitch ass Bracken things
>>217809065Peaceful times. He didn't have the uppity membrane that blanked male Targaryens through pain of death at the smallest hint of treachery
>I will take ser Duncan's sideWas that fucking dubbed??It sounded so fucking terrible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj-r7ARXfSs
>>217808804the smallfolk being on duncan's side is the whole point and they fucked it up
>>217809080>Jon Snow>Jaime Lannister>Tywin Lannister>Tyrion Lannister>Cersei Lannister>Ned Stark>Dany (by virtue of not being a child)Are all better than their book counterparts, until season 5 all of the filler was basically better than the book too.
>>217809091Sadly he got the crowd laughing therefore he’s Chad. We’re just upset cuz we like dunk but we gotta take the L
>episode directed by a womanExplains all the bitch tears and thoughtless cuts
i like baelor....damnit
>>217809080What'd you think of Duncan questioning Baelor's honor to his face? That was not in George's novella.
>>217808804>Also wasn't smallfolk supped to be cheering on for Duncan?they are clearly on their side, it was the nobles laughing at him after the bracken shit himself
>>217809103We got a solution to the horse thief problem
>>217809055you are so cool
Daemon Blackfyre would've stood for Dunc
>>217809119do you have any reasons or are you just a dumb bitch?
Who was the knight with the mustache who sided with Dunk but got no lines at all? Is he the one who gets a lance through his junk?
>>217809119You type like a faggot, go back
>>217809130>>217809125kek what a gotten-to bitch
>>217809115cute boy
>>217809007The average size in westeros seems to be over 6 foot tall honestly.There's like a dozen of brooding 7ft tall knights or mercenaries.
>>217809129Humfrey BeesburyNot to be confused with Humfrey Hardyng, who got a broken leg.
>kek what a gotten-to bitch
>>217809113I checked just to make sure and nah it was just Red who didn't laugh (bless her tits) The smallfolk in the background were laughing, specifically on the frame where you get to see Dunk's reaction
>>217809129BEEEEEEESBURRRYYYYYYYYYYY
>>217809155>The smallfolk in the background were laughingthey laughed after the nobles laughed
>>217809055Egg says he threatened to castrate him and rape the wound
>In the name of the Warrior I charge you to be brave.>In the name of the Father I charge you to be just.>In the name of the Mother I charge you to defend the young and innocent.>In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all women.Where's the fucking rest?
>>217809115>HotdNiggerwood gets rekt in the books btw
>>217809175He said, s/he said. Show me proof or withdraw your accusation!
>>217809177i don't think this is actually on the show, grrm never finished writing the rest
>Shart>Piss>Horseshit>FartWhat's next
Peak TV
im an ESL but i dont have problem with my english comprehension so how come reading AKOTSK is so fucking time consuming? i wanted to read it in the original language but the prose is needlessly artsy
>>217809186Slander. Based Tytos holds the line.
>>217809121probably, but he would be salty that he would not be rematching Baelor
errrmmm hi, sorry but i'm a bit randomz*does a epic fart*lol warned you
>>217809198i'm surprised no cumalso i think the gross out moment of episode 3 is dangling eyeball, not the horse shit
>>217809198puke. Lots and lots of puke.
>>217809194well, Egg is a little bitch
>>217808998that's showshit.the dude was chasing honor and recognition.he switched because the prince asked. all the Targ hate is showshit only.
reminder game of thrones season 2 had a fart joke too
>>217809198explicit big summer islands cock dripping with cum
haha fart haha
>>217809055because Dunk is the main character.Aerion did nothing wrong and Egg should become a sister
>>217809228NO FUCKING WAY
>>217809232You are American aren’t you
>>217809228oh yeah
More like the brute of brapken lmao
>>217809201>needlessly artsyFor me, George's prose flows exceptionally well from one sentence to the next, but I never thought it particularly ambitious or extravagant. So, it's kind of interesting to see a different take on it from a different perspective. I tell you what - you're gonna have a lot of "fun" with Tolkien.
good to know brackens are still unserious as ever
>>217809228ngl, i didn't mind the fart. but as anon said, only the nobles should've laughed.
KINO
Do the seven champions HAVE TO be knights?I don't remember regular trials by combat requiring knights.
>>217809288the knighting moment was my favorite part
>>217809296a trial by 7 must be made up of knights yes
>>217809296For this, yes. That's why Raymun had to be knighted to be on Dunk's team.
>>217809296trial by combat =/= trial of seven
>>217808391The Mad Dog of Targ
arent there literally only two trial of sevens in the entire series? duncans and maegors?
Dunk's actor is great. He's definitely going to thrown a lot of money to be in a bunch of garbage. Maybe even Marvel slop. Hopefully he has a good agent that can get him some good roles, unlike the rest of the franchise's breakout actors who seem to be cursed.
It's not Al anymore
>>217809340Seriously, did ANY of them make it?
OAK AND IRON GUARD ME WELL OR ELSE IM DEAD AND DOOMED TO HELL
he's so fucking cool
>>217809355Pedro Pascal? Jason Momoa?
>>217809355Would you count Pedro Pascal?
>(i hate my brothers son)
>>217809377Not sure if this really counts because everyone seems to hate him
>>217809364>>217809368Oh yeah Pedro.Was Jason not famous already before GoT?
>>217809389He was in a Stargate show. And he was pooping out the Conan remake a little after the first season of GoT came out. Good timing to build hype, if the movie would have been good.
>>217809362OAK AND IRON GUARD ME BIGGEROR ELSE IM DEAD AND RAPED BY A...
>>217809364wasnt Pascal in narcos before got?
open the window Aerion
What the actual fuck was the reason for the fart joke? This goes beyond the previous meme scenes where they were placed at the start to generate an eye-roll and an unwilling chuckle, this just ruined the tension of the scene. And yeah, I get that it was the intention of the director/writers but their intentions are retarded and wrong.
>>217809407>>>217809256
in the name of the warrior, i charge you to be brave
bros link meI was waiting for the stream tonight, why the fuck is it releasing at fucking 5am?
>>217809424Yeah I went from being hyped as fucked and then the goosebump just killed my high and ruined the baelor reveal
>>217808780>there have never been inter-familiar feudsPlease go back to forcing square pegs into triangular round holes.
>>217808809>>217809436
>>217809424Millennials were taught picrel is the gold standard.Sincerity? Honor? Duty? I don't think so! Lets add shit and farts instead!
>>217809424mockery, the reason was obvious, the lord's don't give a fuck about Duncan's case till Baelor steps in despite Duncan's inspiring speech, i thought it was misplaced humor but i'm used to that by now
>>217808823>slouching>greying at the very most 35>wearing cuck paraphernaliaLaughing storm sisters... not like this.
>>217809362too detailed for a coat of arms imo
>>217809091Fight against all Bracken shitsUnhorse all Bracken shitsBehead all Bracken shits
>>217809480>too detailed for a coat of arms imothat's the point, it's a painting on a shield, not heraldry
>>217809409Narcos premiered almost a year after Pedro's GOT season.
>>217809424this >>217809469that was the lords' response to him.
let it be known that it was bracken that ruined the episode
>>217809422antler helmets are so fucking cool
I finished the first comic yesterday. Now I'm onto this bad boy. What should I expect? Also, did the artist really get a stroke recently?
>>217809274tbf i was tired when i started reading it, and i cant pay attention to shit when i'm tired
>>217809486To bathe in Bracken blood is the greatest of joys!
I always thought daeron was pronounced Day-Ron
>>217809480Ordinarily I would agree with you, but Duncan is not intending to mass produce banners that can be recognized at a distance. That shield is meant to be seen up close and in full detail. It's meant to be one of a kind.
>>217809515it's just darren bro i see him at the chippy all the time
>>217809510Dunk gets pulled into the soap drama of two lesser nobles
>>217809510unadulterated kino
>dunk and egg alone: dunk chewing him out >dunk and egg meting baelor: hes a good boyhes a good master to his squire
>the actual best moment of the episode
>>217809510the GOAT
>>217809515it is.
>i hate your fucking son>i hate my fucking son
LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - with *zero* hesitation- said “Whew! Did the Brute of Bracken wear this fricken diaper or what?” I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic.
>>217809559That's how it should be. Always have your brother's back in public though you might tell him to get his shit together in private.
can't believe we will soon have to say goodbye to dunk, egg, maekar and baelor, lyonel and raymun, and go back to rhaenyra, daemon, cole and allicent
>>217809590S2 is literally next year
>>217809590>go back to rhaenyra, daemon, cole and allicent
>>217809597but hotd returns before that
>>217809590you can't make me watch hotd s3 i refuse
>>217809566RacistNo wonder why he took a wife from the only Valyrian house in mainland Westeros
>>217809566>the entire scene you can feel him just seething with anger at his retarded sons
>>217809575were they hoping Aerion would get killed in a one on one against dunk????
Seriously what the fuck, this sounded dubbed over
maekar reminds me of logan roy
>>217809590I will just watch Tom Glynn-Carney kino and ignore the rest
So who is this qtpa2t meant to be? Clearly someone of relevance as her reaction was shown specifically shown twice at the end.
>>217809629The whore in episode 1
So Dunc really is lying about being knighted, was that why he was so hesitant
>>217809622i'd rather have kendall and roman as sons than aerion and daeron
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>217809617either way it would be a win, is what they thought probably
>>217809566We finally refer to the fact Targs are an entire different race? They should've been more racist
>>217809638oh yeah
>>217809619yeah it bothered me a lot, especially in that great momentwhy was the dub so awful
I fucking hate targ fucking shits.
>>217809566keke he's grown on me
>>217809638yes, dunk talks to himself in his head a lot about his great monstrous lie, and how he can't blame egg for lying to get what he wantedArlan either never intended to knight dunk, or died before he could do it.
>>217809632ain't no way
>>217809638yes
Why were all you faggots complaining about the fart joke? It was at Dunc's expense, it made complete sense and it was basically the only joke in the episode. It was more than a gag
why was the latest episode released so early?
>>217809674i just don't like fart jokes, would've preferred the bracken to say fucking POOR lolhonestly it made sense i just don't like farts
>>217809674it was undercutting the epic moment of the season
Could you imagine if other houses were as retarded as Targs>errrm you ate an apple, that's a personal attack against house Fossoway
>>217809687I'm the same way, but it was a good scene and took itself seriously
>>217809679because of the supergoybowl
>>217809679the american footballs sir
Otho personally slighting Dunk should be interesting considering they'll likely meet again in The Village Hero.
>>217809674the problem is that we are burdened by millenials undercutting sincere moments with bad humor, but in this case it makes sense within the context of the scene so i'm mixed on it
>>217808687there are tons of silly and juvenile humor in asoiaf desu
>>217809694>Errrm Lord Eddard you've got to give all your kids these wolf cubs, they're a personal gift to house Stark
THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS ANON. BAN-EVADERS AND SHITPOSTERS WHO'VE RUINED OUR BOARDS
>>217809659The show conveys it more obviously, literally flashing to Dunk kneeling towards Arlan and him simply shrugging back.
WEBM reuqestplease someone make a webm of Maekar being annoyed at Aerions loud chewing, he literally cracks his neck in annoyance to release tension lmao
>>217809694>Nooooo!!! you have to let the foreigner actress whore make implicit threats to your house!!!!Besides that, the comparison would be>err you just dressed up like an apple and got lanced in the heart that's a personal attack on House Fossoway
>>217809720that scene was a white people allegory btw
>>217809737Do you know how much of a self own that is
>[RAYMUN SNICKERING]I SIMPLY WANTED TO POST THIS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
>>217809735>implicit threats to your house!!!!it's a story older than the fucking iron throne
"M'lords! I know none of you remember Ser Arlan of Pennytree, but I was his squire. We served many of you. Ate at your tables. Slept in your halls. He was a good man. And the taught me how to be a knight. Not just sword and lance, but honor. A knight defends the innocent. That's- that's all I did. I was not Ser Arlan's blood, but I have followed his example. As your sons will follow yours. Who will stand and fight with me?Has courage deserted the noble houses of Westeros? I will not believe it is so!Are there no true knights among you?!"
Dunk was more religious in the book. The Redditor writers removed all his dialogue referencing the 7 and made ser Arlan an atheist
>for you? a copper.might have been better as "a penny"
>>217809748>Leftists pretending not to know something, thus making discourse impossibleYou understand a subversive foreign actress, entertaining lords and smallfolk, who have knowledge on houses and symbols, would run a play like that randomly, and not for any controversial, edgy or sinister reason?
>>217809771they're called coppers tho
>>217809762Westeros is surprisingly very cynical and amoral for a feudalistic society, lords can just casually murder smallfolk in public and break their own cultural taboos if it meant gaining a higher station, and everyone else would just go "Well that just happened".
They should have shown more of the crowd, Duncan interacting with them and them cheering for him and wishing him success.
>>217809717>kids make excuses why dad should totally let them have a dogCome on now. Ned was already inclined to agree anyway.
>>217809762Kino speech, Bracken shithead aside
>>217809785yes but there are like 4 coins that are coppers and I don't expect showonlys to implicitly understand the blacksmith is asking for almost nothing from when they hear copper
Baelor is so fucking cool.
>rhysling explicitly saying the crown has gone against the godsbased nutjob
everyone's cheering for my nigga raymun
Dunc was a bit too self righteous, a bit too indignant for my liking. The dumb bitch wasn't getting raped or get killed lol, you punched a prince like an idiot. The indignant, almost zealous view of honour is not in-line with how they wanted us to view Dunc, and probably going to align with how he'll be 2 seasons from now. Subtle mistake but if your entire series is based around this one guy, I don't wanna see inconsistencies in a character focused show
>its a nothing happens episodeMaybe I’m just a simpelton and a pleb, but I found this episode incredibly boring desu.
steffon really is a total shitbag huh?better unripe than rotten
>>217809774I thought you lot liked free speech?
Bros I’m shaking. I haven’t been this excited for tv in donkeys years
Cast him
>>217809823Maybe it is you who is boring sir
>>217809822>um I think I know how this character is>no I've never read the booksRetard.Dunk is correct in his honor, he acts how all knights should if they actually held true to their vows.
>>217809841jonah hill
>>217808391
>>217809296Are all lords automatically knights? Weird that every prince on the show bothered to get knighted.
>>217809841honestly me
I’m a blackfyre bro and even I can’t not like Baelor, better man than Daeron II
kino
>>217809864same
>>217809859they aren't no, even lords must be knighted to be knights
>>217809834hate that mofo
>>217809848No, he was yelling like his honour is some kind of religion. If Aerion had just slapped her hard, gotten punched by Dunc, and Dunc made the same speech, he would look crazy and retarded. What Aerion did just does not match the tone set in the show, like a dumb actress getting her finger broken isn't inspiring anyone to turn against the Crown for a hedge knight.
>>217809823>its a nothing happens episodethis was debunked
>>217809864a great dragon, mighty, and large enough to cover the whole fieldif daeron was less in his cups he'd have realized the only dragon his dream could have meant, was his uncle.
>>217809834Steffan is an actual fucking dog, I hope Raymun clobbers his traitor cousin to death for siding with the incestuous aliens.
>>217809823>Maybe
>>217809822Duncan is literally the most knightly knight in all of the fucking text anon
>>217809879>No, he was yelling like his honour is some kind of religionThey swear their oaths to the gods. It is religion. Robyn Rhysling even says it explicitly, he would have been loyal to the crown, but the crown turned against the gods and so he rides against them.
The weakest episode so far but whatever, it was always going to be a set-up episode. I know a lot of it was set at night but the lighting was quite shit throughout.
>>217809879Obviously most hate the dragon schizo
>>217809879>No, he was yelling like his honour is some kind of religion.It is, have you heard of the Seven and a knight's vows, you fucking heathen?
GUYS TWITTER IS TURNING AGAINST OUR BOY SER APPLE FOR LAUGHING AT EGGS TRAUMA
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>>217809904He’s such a grey complex character
>>217809895I thought the lighting was alright. The targ prophet bro talking about the family legacy as embers drift by him was kino
>>217809787I thought it was pretty clear they were engaged in his speech and only laughed when a lord made fun of the speech, the people are sheep, the same ways the lords are sheep to the royals.>common folk sincerely listening to Duncan, till a highborn makes fun of his case>highborns laugh at Duncan’s case till Baelor sincerely listens and answers his plead
>>217809697>>217809706god bless america for expediting episode release dates
>>217809904>trannies mad that Raymun Fossoway thinks their mental issues are funny
>>217809890He wasn't even knighted but go off m8>>217809893No I get that, it's not unrealistic for a knight to act like that. But Dunc is shown to be an empathetic, simple, good guy with honour. Not a borderline zealot who would risk his and his friends lives over his is crush getting her fingers snapped, that's just retarded. And if he was angry about being arrested for punching prince, getting uppity. and mad at the knights for not siding with you is a bit more unreasonable and selfish than the show is trying to claim.
>>217809904They need to be reminded Egg turns into a mad Targaryen at the end of his life
Why are all the other religions in Planetos all fucked and evil and The Faith of the Seven’s values are Chastity, Fidelity, Kindness, Charity, Protecting the weak and innocent, tenderness, love, anti-slavery (not necessarily freedom), etc? Why does their society appear to be the most martial and not the most peaceful?
>>217809918Guessing his some of his family got fucked by the targs
>>217809940Real gods vs false pretend gods
>>217809918Times have been tough since RLM ended
>>217809927Well now we have to wait like 10 days for the next ep so not really
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>>217809895> The weakest episodeWhat? Even with its flaws it’s better than at least episode 1 and 2
>>217809814>But when the crown goes against the gods,>Ser Robyn goes against the crown
>>217809940Bc real life is more complicated than christ cucks and muzzies try to make you believe
>prince gets attached to you because you're tall>highborns want to fight you/have you fight for them because you're tall>lord dances with you and becomes your friend because you're tall>girl likes you because you're tall>lords beg you to fix their matches because you're tallThat's the moral of the story: Good things will come to you if you have good genes.
>>217809971height is law
>>217809864Daemon probably respected Baelor for being the one to unseat his ass, but probably hated that he was dornish
>>217809971Chad does what chad wants
>>217809177>>217809197the Stranger isn't usually called upon unless there was a recent death , to do so in any other circumstance would be seen as bad luckfor the Smith and the Crone, I'm not sure
>>217809735>Foreigner WhoreBut enough about all Valyrians. The story the foreign whore got angry about and attacked Tansy over is a famous Andal story.
>>217809931He saw a dishonorable thing taking place: an innocent woman being tortured. He attacked the person causing said dishonorable action.Dunk's anger during his speech is over the fact that everyone knows what happened, a prince tortured a girl, but they are too cowardly or shrew politickers to do the knightly thing, to defend the innocent, to protect all women, to be brave.Being a prince doesn't mean you can do as you please to the smallfolk
>>217809940>Why are all the other religions in the world all fucked and evil and Christianity’s values are Chastity, Fidelity, Kindness, Charity, Protecting the weak and innocent, tenderness, love, anti-slavery (not necessarily freedom), etc? Why does European society appear to be the most martial and not the most peaceful?
>>217809904these targ niggas crazy talm bout sum “imma cut off yo dih and marry you” to his brother
>>217809971He saved that girl's life and she didn't even fuck him. Being tall isn't everything, he does have a blunt jawline after all.
>>217809971>Aerion's actor is 1.68My god, this is anti-manlet propaganda
>>217809984I'd expect that if they invoke the stranger it'd be as a curse, something along the lines of "and should you forget these vows, the stranger take you"
>>217809869Then why is Daeron a knight?
>>217809931> He wasn't even knighted but go off m8Neither was Brienne, George is clearly making a point here. The two most knightly characters in series were never recent knights yet they inspired other knights to be better
>>217809971yet Dunk is still jestermaxxing for Tanselle
>>217809989go back to your summer isles, japing monkey man
>>217809904Apple is a dirtbag leftist. Probably a Chapo listener.
Aerion is a mix of Joffrey and Darkstarcringe ass prince nigga
>>217809987The indignation just doesn't fit his characterisation at all idc. He believes and shames you for not. ascribing to his extreme way of viewing the world, at not risking you and your families lives for a girl getting tortured sure, but you could argue (right or wrong) she was taunting him. All of what happened is fine, if what happened to Tannsel was more grave, or she was younger, not in a degenerate line of work, etc.
>>217810003because he was knighted, presumably by his fathershould he have done that? no. Daeron clearly doesn't belong on a tourney field let alone a battlefield, but Maekar wanted him to shape up.
>>217809904All my homies hate Fossoways.Attain the diabetic-piss mongers and give their castle to the Peakes.
>>217810021You're just wrong. Objectively.Also turn on subtitles or read other peoples posts, being show only isn't an excuse for spelling characters names wrong.
Kind of an odd episode, but enjoyed it, ending was a crowd pleaser
>>217810021lay off gorging on Jordan Peterson clips brother
I gotta say, has been the best of grrmshows so far
>>217810003For royalty it's sort of expected.
>>217809982I hate the meme that Daemon hated dornish people
>>217810019He's based, actually.He dripped out and has aura.
>>217810004>Brienne>Literal oath breaker who couldn't protect her lord, and Duncan the liar who doesn't understand the subtlety behind politics and real life consequence and paints everything black and whiteYeah, GRRM was making a point, but as it did with Sir Duncan the Tall, it falls flat when you give it a critical look. Not to say I don't like the story or the character, I'm mainly critiquing GRRM and his retarded ideas and points about knighthood more than the story and character. For a guy who likes to be "Grey" he sure likes making low iq stubborn takes on things
>>217810019It's a shame he won't (AFAIK) grow to outpace Joffrey as the most hated character in the show. IIRC he just comes back eventually to die, right? Wasted, but alas
muh wife
Why do we have a baitposter who comes here to argue things he half understands?
>>217810072Joffrey also had dripNed thinks he's seeing a teenage Jaime when he sees Joffrey on the Iron Throne.
>>217810091I could see myself settling down in a place like Ashford, with a girl like her**she's not a prostitute in my world, but a virgin
>>217810094errrrm because it's so le ebin to be a contrarian
>>217810091THE GAME OF TITS
>>217810091this whore probably had less sex than your average woman today kek
>>217810019Aerion is retarded but at least he's willing to fight.Joffrey literally ran away back to his mother while the capital was being stormed.
>>217810105she'd have been married off at 14 to a man better than you
Not an argument retard.>being show only isn't an excuse for spelling characters names wrong.Lol if you think I gaf>>217810094>Mad Keep mass replying you seething faggot, fucking retarded mutt doesn't understand anything
>>217810080Well I can’t argue with that but honestly it’s not as if this isn’t a trope that exists in all media
>>217809674it's great in retrospect if the show is good, it's shit in retrospect if the show is bad.right now the shit joke is good.
>>217810091Bessie Ahai come again
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>>217809619Just got to this, what the fuck was that? Genuinely awful dubbing.
>>217809690for the more epicer moment of Baelon siding with Dunk and then the theme playing for real, bringing all the pooping on the theme song jokes full circlemedia literacy guys.... do better...
>>217810119yeah that's why I said he reminds me of Darkstar too. An edgelord knight who says edgy things to appear cool.
>>217810120>I've seen him lose his lordship in my dreams, you just wait
Need webm of Arlan shrugging.
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>>217809619Why did they cast a pair of Peter Stormare impersonators as Baelor and Maekar?
Need webm of Arlan peeing.
>>217810165>>217810181Added one more second.
Need webm of Arlan shitting on a prostitute's tits.
Humfrey Beesbury just chilling in the background.. beeniggas eating shit againDon't worry beebros.. our time will come.. unless Condal fucks us again
I CANNOT beleive a show that is so fateful so far, that needs to pad for runtime cut>Who am I to them>A knight who remembered his vows exchange. And how Steely pate and those people were physcial stand ins/manifestations of the 7. Wtf
>>217810181>no knighthood?
>>217809994The maids of Dorne aren't sluts ser.
>>217810216Also keeping the pre-trial scene dialogue basically word for word but then giving the last few sentences that go to Maekar to Aerion insteadDesigned to trigger autism
>>217810202Kek
>>217810223No ser, naming the women of Dorne sluts is an insult to the chastity of all sluts.
tanzel was no virgin
>oh no.. how will I ever get a team of seven>here's 6 niggas>oh okay
>>217810223Why did normies hate the sand snake plot again
>>217810216theres still time for the 7... I believe... they won't take it from us... the name of the next episode is "in the name of the mother" that means we'll get that priest blessing his sword... please....
>>217810181>>217810202Edit it so he pisses on the viewer
>>217810239That really annoyed me. But I justified it in my head as the writers making Aerion have some bullshit 'sounds witty and rightous' line like that to justify his demand for a trial by seven. But yes robs Maekar of a great line that show his worldview and sense of rightousness
>>217810202So why was Dunk having a vision of Arlann all of a sudden? Its was kino but why?
her children are.....
>>217809566andals are not-vikings right?
>>217810297Strong boys.
>>217810297MUSTARD
>>217810293Because Dunk is a big fat liar and a false knight.His conscience is plaguing him.
I’m not ready to say goodbye to the dead nigga next episode
>>217810202>Happy Gilmore theme start playing
>>217809059they completely omitted Spiderman in a subway tier scene to put in more sharting
>>217810223I watched her in italian childhood shows, it just feels so wrong to see her like that
>From you... a coppaThis show so fucking good holy shit
if they don't include the smallfolk blessing dunk, it'll be the most immense misstep from the show so far.
>how the rest of the seven kingdoms view exotic Dorne is a classic example of the other>Dornish men are effete and Dornish women loom large in the Westerosi imagination as sexually available >except..>it's all true, Dornishmen are bisexual libertines and the women are all slutsWhat the ACTUAL fuck did George mean by this?
>>217810378They'll probably have it next episode, they need some kind of build up. They just wanted to have the cliffhangerdont worry blessingbros we'll win in the end
>>217810297>>217810305>Get slain by the same guyGet fucked greenshits
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>>217810385>Dorne is literally exotic is a subversion of people thinking it is when it isn't Spicy food, spicy women and a women get land rights, inheritence and are taught to read and write (although in westeros thats more a class thing than gender thing to be fair)
more like Brap of Bracken amirite
Good enough for killing Blackwoods
>>217809917Aerion is so fucking coolEgg should become his sisterwife
>>217810181>no bitches?
>>217809917basedflame killed it this ep
