A Knight Who Remembers His Vows Cut EditionPrevious thread: >>217808391 And before that: >>217802687>Episode Synopsis: Dunk angers the Targaryens and demands trial by combat. When Aerion calls for a trial of seven, Dunk must find six warriors to join him in battle.NEXT ON FEB 15!
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>>217810382made for Big Arlan DICK
>>217810369It releases TONIGHThttps://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a70242772/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-episode-4-early-release/
If I was a targ I'd be Daeron the Dank cause I smoke weed, lmao
>>217810403>he doesn't know
>>217810391better unripe than rotten
....semoc eH
>>217810403LOOK AT THIS GRANDPA ASS NIGGA
>>217810403they released that shit at like fucking 4am est for some fucking reason
>Middle East is believed to be slavers and rapists with no redeeming qualities>it's true>white person tries to save them but even with godlike power she cannot save such barbaric creaturesWhat the fuck was George thinking?
>>217810429Dunk is actually the PwwP.
>my own brother threatened to mutilate meWh... why did he laugh? What's funny about that?
>>217810431the truth
>>217810431Valyrians aren't white. They're aliens.
>>217810369The plot is rather weak and I still think it would have worked better as a movie, but they still keep delivering kino each week. Baelor is a real nigga.
>>217810450he was thinking of his own incestuous rant thing and thought it was funny that aerion genuinely is an incestuous nutjob
>>217810429that rat was Larys btwtrying to Worg his ass out of HotD
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>>217810431why did she get so fat? anyways now I need to coom
>>217810450>Incest aliens tried to rape his younger brother and wanted him to be a girl>So fucking on the nose you couldn't help but laughbut really probably exec producer Ryan Condal suggesting to so the scene drama is undercut since this is the upbeat funny show
>>217810369with sunfyre confirmed dead on the show. how is this bitch going to die?
He's a whore
NEED THE WEBM OF DUNK CRYING WITH THE SHIELD
Otto The Brap of Bracken
>>217810479Sunfyre's not dead. He's actually getting more than the books
So Lyonel knows he’s lying doesn’t he
>>217810470>Ryan Condal suggesting to so the scene drama is undercut?????
>>217810369the show is honestly pretty shit if you read the orginial short story. needlessy added garbage just to be disgusting, made character kinda gay and lame and also changed things to make woman more girlbossy and duncan more immature/emasculated still ok by todays standard but just saying. dei gay, woman and none white writers kinda ruined it
>>217810420>>217810416>>217810409>tfw have to wage cage until 5pm till I can watch Abandoning thread now to avoid spoilers
What was the point of having mr Apple-knight-sir show us his enourmous prosthetic penis? I realise GRRM is a fucking weirdo, but that just seemed unnecessary. The shitting scene I kind of get because it’s a reminder people have to do that and makes the world feel more gritty and real, but the gigantic penis just seemed forced and weird.
Did Aerion finger Egg's bum??
>>217810470How did Condal end up being in charge of the whole GOT live action franchise? He was a nobody. He wrote some shitty movies for the Rock. Why did HBO decide to give the keys of their biggest franchise to this guy?
>>217810510
>>217810514George himself said that he vouched a lot of him to take the reign during HOTD's development.
>>217810479Aegon will ride the Green's other spare dragon instead. Sunfyre swallowing Rhae whole was just an oversight on GRRM's part because he forgot he wrote Sunfyre as being too small for that. he didn't pay much attention to what he was doing while writing F&B and Condal is taking the heat for all the problems in the text.
>>217810500Your English is honestly pretty shit
>>217810470
>>217810500You haven't read the original story. You're not the kind of person who reads for enjoyment, it takes you too long to sound out the words as you go.
>>217810514He's a jew who sucked the right guys dick and is a fan of the source material until the ego takes over and he starts 'improving' things
>>217810514him and his cowriter did a good job with season 1.
>>217810467If the Targirl isn't batshit crazy, popping out babies, or whoring 24/7, she is stuffing her face with hot pies.
>>217810523Oh, that tracks. George is a big fan of the Rock. He originally wanted him as Ned Stark. Maybe he thought Condal could convince him to star in one of the shows.
>>217810524>Sunfyre swallowing Rhae wholenigga. her being devoured in 7 parts is to honor the faith is pure kino. she doesn't get eaten whole
Who's the best Dunk & Egg villain?
>>217810537Season one was a mess too. For every good moment there was a retarded one. It was aged ago, but I still remember the black gay guy escaping. Sir Christian Chole murdering some guy in a party like nothing. The old hag killing a bunch of people with her dragon. It was full of dumb shit. Admittedly it had some kino moments that made you power through though.>Do not mourn me, mother. It was a fair exchange. I may have lost an eye, but I gained a dragon
>>217810546wouldn't work as a scene, any more than the misery-porn version of the Blood and Cheese scene. better start writing your autistic screeches about it now.
they still have time for the blessing right? they need to reveal raymun becoming the green apple too
>>217810550that asshole in high tier
>>217810459Bah.The seething postcolonial babble of a budding Frantz Fanon with a bad haircut.Every anon who fails to see the similarities between Valyrians after the fall and white after mass migration is simply self-reporting as being incredibly brown.
ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHT AMONG YOU
>>217810450It's funny because Targs are the incestuous aliens he'd always known them to be.
>>217810483
>>217810590I thought he was crying cause it was so good and meaningful, instead he was crying cause he hated it lmao
>>217810450It validates his entire opinion on TargaryensI'd laugh too if I could get away with it
>>217810369>>217810585I like that cloth hauberk he has over his chainmail instead of the usual plate chestpiece
>>217810609I think it was a wave of emotions given he was facing death
>>217810479actually they tweeted about it last year and sunfyre is alive
>these fucking statues of kneeling knightsIt goes so hard, lads
>>217810573there never could have been a better version of season 1 because GRRM didn't bother finishing F&B as a real story, its just an outline. therefore you're comparing everything Condal does to an imaginary idealized show that is never going to exist, never would have existed, and which GRRM never bothered to write. it's like the retards who claim every GoT scene after 1 was bad, even though 1 also has stupid flaws, because 2+ had more actual deviations. its a way to one-up the general consensus that the show turned to shit after season 4 so you have a way to publically jerk yourselves off on forums.
>>217810369Am I the only one who would have preferred lower stakes? For such a straight story the plot feels unnecessarily convoluted. An anime tournament arc with Dunk beating a different nigga with his own backstory each episode to earn the respect of everyone would have been kino.
Blackwood vs BrackenWho is morally superior
Soon...
>>217810585How does this rank against other season 1s? I'd say it's not as exciting but there's something pure about it. I'm not gonna say it's straight up better but I think Dunk is the best character in all the series and he elevates the show
>>217810391Did he just nonchalantly reveal the Targaryens are Aliens and no one bat an eye? This is huge!
>>217810673wtf is this shit bruuuuuuuuuuhhh
Aerion literally doesn't have the right to a tail by 7.He's not the person being charged. Why are these people so retarded?
>>217810616its called a tabard
>>217810666they had to add more stuff to justify 6 episodes. in reality doing more than 3 or at most 4 has never made any fucking sense and has just led to the show being dull.
>>217810671We will never know, because we will never learn the true story
>>217810585>the ghost of arlan sniggering in the distance
>>217810694fucking nerd
I awalys find it funny to think if aerion had been less of a coward and accepted the 1v1 he would've actually had a better chance since dunk sucks at jousting at this point in the story, at the very least he could've played dirty again and killed thunder
>>217810666go back in time a couple decades and tell GRRM that
>>217810660>there never could have been a better version of season 1Outline or not, no one was forcing them to do retarded shit. Did GRRM put a gun on the head of Condal and forced him not to mention Daeron until the third season? Did he force HBO to put blacks in it? Or the girl boss angle? The foot fetish scene? HOTD is consistently going out of the way to make things worse than they could be.
Brightflame arrives
>>217810713a 1v1 trial by combat doesn't include the joust
>>217810696Would Tywin Lannister be a Blackwood or BrackenWhat if he was
I haven't read the book, so don't spoil me, but my hunch is that in the middle of the fight, when all seem lost, a dragon will appear and aid Dunk. Wouldn't that be so cool?
>Dunk was never actually officially knighted>has the most entries in the book of brothersDunk followed the rules of ABCAlwaysBeCheatin
>>217810673Rhaenyra leading her men into the brothel to to do battle against the usurper's bitches.
>>217810713What do you mean? Dunk has like 3 proper fighter himself included.
>>217810724Why are they not cheering for Dunk?what happened to the>"Why?" he asked Pate.>"What am I to them?">"A knight who remembered his vows," the smith said.scene? I didnt watch the episode yet
>>217810743Tywin is a honorary Osgrey.
>>217810673soon
>>217810729why not? the challenged aka aerion gets to decide the manner of combat
>>217810369why the FUCK did they cut the "a knight who remembered his vows" part? it's thematically the most important moment of the Hedge Knight and it's basically the main difference between this story and Martin's other workwhat a baffling change, if there was one scene that should have 100% made it into the show it was that one
Trial by combat was an already borderline retarded idea, but this trial by seven thing downright feels like something a fan fiction writer would come up with to get all their toys to fight each other at once.
>>217810568What is this hairdo called
>>217810764you'll see
>>217810769Is Duncan an honourary Tarth or Stark?
>>217810789Show's not over yet, you dumb cunt
>>217810766I think they reworked that to the next episode. Otherwise, they completely botched one of the best moments that encapsulates the entirety of Duncan's character.
>>217810550> causes the entire conflict because her time to get rid of Longinch runs out> starts the forest fire> sees through Dunk, realizes he took a fancy to her, touches him making dump incel fall in love with her> manipulates so it ends with war, promising Longinch her hand, causing his death> marries old man Osgrey to end the conflict she caused> immediately goes to fuck Dunk in the stables> probably poisons Osgrey just like she did with at least one of her husbands (lol chicken bone my ass)> immediately jumps on Gerold Lannister> cuck hims too lol, and runs aways who knows where
>>217810713Couldn't aerion just accept 1vs1 and chose someone from kingsguard to represent him? Didn't it work like that in GOT?
>>217810787it doesnt work that way. its not a challenge like a duel would beIts letting the gods decide the guilt of the accusedWhat I dont undestand is, Aerion is royalty, he could just pick a champion for himself
>>217810806Ser. I am not sure if you're aware but he's committed grievous slights against both of them.
>>217810810it doesn't matter, the proper timing for that scene is now gone
>>217810673Surely it's just AI...right?
>>217810828sure and confirm once and for all he's a cowardly little shit
>>217810811they already botched it, since if they cheer for him now it'll just like they're cheering for baelor's team rather than for dunc
>>217810828he could yeah
>>217810754Dunk's whole life is just a weird contradiction, he was never actually knighted and yet he was one of the most Honorable Men who ever lived, the well-meaning moron who always did the right thing and somehow it always worked out for him unlike every other well meaning moron who always did the right thing in the entire series.
>>217810830>Aerion is royalty, he could just pick a champion for himselfAerion simultaneously believes his own hype so he can't appoint someone to fight for him but also knows he ain't shit so he can't fight alone.
A TOASTTO THE HEALTH OF /got/hotd/dunk/
>>217810746nigga the dragon showed up, his name is baelor breakspear
>>217810847Good point.
let it be known now and for all time that a blackwood fucking shit ruined the moment
I know the show is based on a story already written, but I think it would have worked better if instead of Dunk being the one put on trial he had been the only one willing to step up against the Targs and be the champion of an innocent wrongly accused by the evil prince.
Why didn't Baelor just order the kingsguard to support Duncan instead?He outranks literally everyone in Westeros besides the king.Why is everyone in this show retarded?
>>217810902they are sworn to defend royalty he can't ask them to attack another targ
>>217810887Did i miss something in the early episodes. Did they ever show Dunk being actually nighted? He looks like someone who knows they are not a legit knight here.
I really like dunk's armor. none of this gay ass targaryen shit, just simple and and low cost, makes it clear that he could only afford the bare minimum.
>>217810902Same reason Egg went to look for Dunk to protect the negress instead of ordering the guards to stop from the start. Same reason the master of games told Dunk about his plan to cheat when they could have just made their guy lose and never tell anyone. This show is for high IQ niggas and you're falling the test. Go watch HOTD, RETARD.
>>217810914Why does this guy have so much aura?
>>217810928>Same reason the master of games told Dunk about his plan to cheat when they could have just made their guy lose and never tell anyone.dunk has the right to choose his opponent, they needed him to choose their fall guy.
>>217810949That makes sense, but why couldn't the fall guy choose Dunk?
>>217810911>Did they ever show Dunk being actually nighted?That's the exact point of his story, anon. It's never stated outright, but the narrative leans heavily on the fact that he was never knighted by Ser Arlan, yet Duncan embodies everything a true knight should be. Something, something, he represents an open rebellion against cynicism.
>>217810955because he was the champion of the day and would be receiving challengers, not choosing them
>>217810955because imagine how fucking humiliating that would bechoose the nobody hedge knight and LOSE to him in front of your own people
>>217810955Because it would look fishy for the host lord's son to challenge some LITERAL WHO hedge knight you fucking moron
The episode came out already? Oh fuck I missed the threadSeven hells....
>>217810955the tournament works like this>seven champions>lords and knights of high renown get to challenge these champions>if you unhorse a champion you're now the champion>they go through the challengers and the final seven champions are the champions of the tourneythe ashford lad was a champion, he can't challenge, can only be challenged
>>217810902you're retarded.The lkngsguard are sworn to protect the king and his family. The king's grandsons are the accusers and Dunk is the accused. They're defending Aerion and Daeron, not Baelor.
>>2178109555 champions are chosen to defend the title, they cannot choose their opponent and can be challenged by anyoneAndrow Ashford was one of the 5I was also confused at first, but it makes sense under these rules they need Dunk to specifically come out and challenge Androw
>>217810983I admit I lurk 4chan while watching the show so I must have missed when they explained that. SANKIU!
>>217810911anon that's the point. Dunk is most likely a fake knight but it's what he does that matters moreit's the same idea GRRM communicated with Jaime Lannister, albeit with Dunk it's done in a more optimistic honest way. the actual values and duties of chivarly and justice and the Westerosi label of knight are often two different things. Dunk is a fake knight but follows the values and duties of knighthood more than many true knights like Meryn Trant do
>Steely Pate keeps hanging around Dunk and his crew on the tourney arenaWas he low-key hoping to get knighted?
>>217811008it's not really explained but all the hints are there just not in focus
>>217810985>>217810906Yeah and you know what they could have done? They could have fought everyone except the princes.It's almost like they aren't forbidden to fight on the opposite side of a Tagaryen in a trail of seven.
>>217810429Based Rat
Last webm. Quality suffered a bit, but I wanted everything in it from the moment Duncan asks if there are no true knights among the crowd.
Jousting is ok but the big melee is where my heart is at, mock battles where you enjoy beating the shit out of each other without the war and death part are so cool
>>217811013Wait. Is he not fighting? I unironically assumed he must have been a knight somehow, since he was in the arena. Why didn't he rise his hand when THE DUNK was asking for help? Did he forget his honor?
>>217810940Which one?
>>217810673built for big dragon mouth
>>217810911Dunk was never knighted, so thats the dilema, does he knight Raymund and make him a fraud too or admit he lied the entire time
>>217810902As Hand of the King he has to be neutral but as a knight he believed Dunk was in the right, that's why he didn't abuse his powers and command the kingsguard to join Dunk but personally joined his side of his own volition.It would only take a 5 IQ retard to not figure out how such a straightforward character operates by now.
>>217811019well you'll have to wait for the next episode to find out thats exactly what they fucking do
>>217811028I love Claffey's raging face twitches after he says that.How does he do that on command?
Would you guys fight for me if I asked?
>>217811033He's not a knight, and it's possibly pretty fucking far from knowing how to fight. Also he still did a lot for Duncan when he fixed his stuff for cheaper so he could fight in the tournament.
>>217810940hates targs. simple as
>>217811045he be like this nigga dunk be a tall nigga yo I better fight by his side
The knighting sequence was pretty epic, not gonna lie. Loved the entire episode.Only the farting scene felt out of place. It's like the showrunner has to turn every serious scene into a joke because he is insecure about his ability to be dramatic.
>>217811031>mock battles >without the death partAnon I...
>>217811033why would you think a random merchant smith would be a knight? That's like thinking Gendry was a squire in the first season of GoT
they should have cast shorter actors to make dunks actor look taller by comparison, he's tall, but not tall enough to be known as "the tall"
>>217811056He's a fucking coward is what he is.
Why doesn't Baelor have any sons? His lil bro got like 5.
>>217811033>>217811013He's there to support Dunc and watch how the armor he effectively donated holds up
>>217811071tall is tall, but not giant. Someone giant would be called a mountain, oh wait
>>217811055https://youtu.be/4wWb2XIoN4E?t=57
>>217810369
>>217811055I'm not a knight
>>217811067Because the dude was hanging out around the arena with all the knights. I thought it was nonsensical he would be a knight, but since right after they said ANYONE can be knighted at any moment then I shrugged it off.
>>217811064I mean it happens some times but not constantly.
>>217811081kek anon pls don't get angry, everything will be alrightTake a good hard look at these titties again
so which one is dunk and which one is egg?
>>217811071They did cast short actors though. Any shorter than this would be manlet tier.
>>217811085"Donated" for money, the jew.
>>217811107>ANYONE can be knighted at any moment then I shrugged it offsquires can be knighted
Why this show feels more comfy than got & hotd?
>>217810679>Dunk is the best character in all the serieshe is not even the best character in his own show, Egg or Baelor would be, even Lyonel. He is just a bumbling LG Paladin in the making, which makes him endearing compared to the usual assholes. But he has zero depths except for that "was he really knighted or is he lying?" bit which is frankly weaksauce as far as characterization goes. I like him and the show tho.
>>217811111BLESSED BE THY HOLY QUINTS
>>217811045Alright well here's the deal.He knows Dunk is innocent. He knows Aerion is blackhearted villain. And yet he's letting Aerion do whatever he wants even though it means Dunk is probably going to die.He has the power to bring about justice immediately but calling off the trail and ruling against Aerion. You know. Using his authority for good. But he doesn't. So what can I really say about this guy? He's a fucking doormat.
>>217811062I thought so at first but I just watched it again, it makes dunks final lines hit harder and make more sense after they mock him
>>217811137I think it would be kino if at the end it was revealed that during all his adventures he secretly raped at least one woman. Now that's a twist.
>>217811124Lower stakes wandering knight adventure with a bright comedic toneIt's obviously comfier than grand political scheming with a dark tone
>>217811150That's the point of the story.Dunk saving Tanselle is ethically right, but striking a prince is lawfully wrong.Baelor is both an ethical and lawful guy, so what is he to do?
CATSPAW DAGGER WATCH
>>217811150>Dunk is innocentNot entirely. He had good intentions but he still assaulted a member of the royal family.
>>217811150When the accused demands a trial by combat/by the seven all other procedure is thrown out.The court might not want to go trough with it, but the demand MUST be answered, if its a highborn or a knight requesting it
Can any mod make a mod?
>>217811150or maybe he's not just noble and honorable he's also smart and a good ruler, pissing off 1/2 the family only a decade or so after a civil war is not the smart thing to do
>>217811191since he's seen the whole season it would be hilarious if he's been setting this bit up the whole time because the catspaw shows up in the last episode
>>217811199But he told Dunk to demand a trial by combat, NIGGA.
>>217810382name of that semen demon? was she one of the whores in the first episode?
>>217811191Catspaw is with Bloodraven and you wont see it until s3
Are farts funny?
Baelor was right, it was treason.
>>217811218Yeah, otherwise he has 0 chance nigga. He attacked a prince
>>217810719the worst scene in the entirety of hotd season 1 is the crowning scene with the dragon coming up through the floor pants on head fucking retarded, someone post the pasta
ARE THERE NO TRUE JANNIES AMONG YOU?!
A woman directed this episode, do you think the fart was her idea?
Why is the show pitch black?
no hot women, shit show
>>217811150It's not that easyHe would set a precedent that attacking the royal family is ok as long as you can say it was justified, in a moment where the royal family is especially missing with one member still missing mind youFossoway would take them out one by one
>>217811082he's got 2, the "cousin" from last episode aerion taunted was the older one and the other is in dragonstone
>Well if it was the Andals
>>217811124Big thing i've noticed is characters are just nicer to each other, like they break each others balls but for the most part every character Dunk interacts with is kind to him.Compare that to got or hotd where characters are always massive cunts to each other and constantly taking jabs at one another.
>>217811272>Fossoway brand is split between two branches of the family-owned company like Lidl/Aldi and they differentiate with a green/red apple in the logo
>>217811124>Why this show feels more comfySlower paced and only two main characters. The entire season is basically at one location and it spends time on developing side character like Lionel, the apple dudes, the game master, the ashford daughter and the Targs. It's more character focused than big world spanning politics.All comfy coded.
>>217811260Because it's the dark ages, duh!
>>217811274Ahh I did not pick up on that, thanks.
>>217811274Why isn't the cousin fighting for DUNK? Is he a coward without honor?
He may be an asshole but can we agree that this armor is amazing?
>>217811124The entire thing takes place in a single location and its based around a single eventin GOT or HOTD, this entire thing would be covered in 2 episodes on the side
How do all the other people in the line of succession die to make Egg the king?
>>217811307all armor this season was fucking greatI cant take this dude serioulsy though, he was buttfucked by Hickey in The Terror
>>217811319the vax
>>217811307I could accept the Billy Idol nigga being a caricature villain, but this guy on the same side is overkill. He should have stayed on Dunk's team.
>>217811302baelor didn't intend to compete so he didn't bring his own armor, you might notice he is wearing his sons
>>217810897nah his chivalry being the thing that puts him in this mess is more interesting and the fact he actually beat up a prince people want to back him up because they're sick of their shit too
>>217811293
>>217811340>Billy Idol niggakek
>>217811319Dunk unironically is about to kill all of them next episode.
>Watch HOTD>Green council scene>Fun characters, dynamics, interactions, I am deeply invested>Black council scene>I put on 2x speed while I hit my balls with a sledgehammerWhat went so wrong?
>>217811348>people want to back him upYeah, with farts.
If only knights can demand a trial by combat then why was Tyrion allowed to do it twice?
>>217811375noble
>>217811375He's a noble. But the real question is why people aren't demanding trial by combat all the time.
>>217811375Either a noble or a knight
>>217811340It's somewhat of a shame that Steffon's betrayal is in the original story and part of its (apple) core as I found it refreshing actually having an unlikeable and cuntish 'good guy'
>>217811375>>217811383I think its unironically something many people don't know they can do
>>217811383I feel like getting a good lawyer is easier than fighting your way out or convincing someone to fight for you
>>217811399I was thinking the same thing.
>>217811251>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
Show is ruined
>>217811366>>Fun characters, dynamics, interactions, I am deeply investedlol no
>>217811411well thats not the pasta I was looking for but it'll do
>Episode 1: shit>Episode 2: piss>Episode 3: shit>Episode 4: fartWhat are your bets for episode 5?
Why did Daeron shave Eggs head? Why did the inn lady act like egg was the stableboy?
>>217811415they could move it to after the trial, although then its like they are just cheering because he won, I'm starting to see what preston meant by them not getting the themes
>>217811366Season 2 ruined Aemond and with that I lost my enjoyment even of the green.
>>217810538Rhaenyra was all 3 and she still was fat
>>217811425Vomit
>>217811319>Baelor dies in 209 Trial of the Seven>>Valarr and Matarys (Baelor's heirs) die in the Great Spring Sickness a year later>Aerys is King Daeron's second son and is crowned>>Aerys' heir Rhaegel chokes on a pie in 215 and dies>>>Rhaegel's son Aelor dies in 217 via accident>Aerys dies in 221>Maekar I inherits as the third son and dies from a Peake brick in 233>>Maekar's drunken son Daeron dies from an STD before this with no male heirs>>Aerion Brightflame Brightflames in 232>Great Council led by Bloodraven in 233 decides the heir>Aerion's son Maegor is 1 year old, no one wants 15 years of regency>no one likes Aegon because he's "half a peasant" from spending most of his life as a squire among peasant fucking shits>Aemon has sworm maester vows and when approached refuses the crown>Aenys Blackfyre writes to the council and Bloodraven invites him, then murders him under a flag of peace>Aegon is the only choice left
>>217811425Has to be a big loud queef surely.
>>217811443queefs are heterosexual so not allowed
>>217811429how do people like you manage to tie your shoe laces?
>>217811425I would argue that episode 3 was "eyeball hanging out of eye socket" the horse shit was the fake out
>>217811429>Why did the inn lady act like egg was the stableboy?In the novel the seventh champion is the real stable boy who ran away to watch the games. The woman thought he was still home and Dunk assumed she meant Egg. In the show it doesn't really makes sense.
>>217811421I have hated Hess so much from the moment I saw that BTS that I created and ritual post that pasta any chance I get. Fuck her, Condal too but her the most as I’m sure she was responsible for all the lesbian fanfic crap.
>>217811429ayo this nigga retarded
>>217811429Daeron shaved egg's head so he wouldn't be recognized since they were hiding from the tourney, not sure why he didn't shave his own too thoughInn lady was talking about her actual stableboy son and dunk just assumed she was talking about egg
>>217811464>seventh champion is the real stable boylol fucking idiot
>>217811461I just slip my shoes on.
>>217811466there it is, doing the sevens work anon
>>217811375Everyone can demand one, but only knights (and nobles) cannot be denied one. So if you are Farmer Bob you could still demand one, but the lord who is sitting in judgement could just say "No, shut up".
>>217810507Probably just a way to get online chatter for what we're ultimately pretty uneventful episodes. In this day and age, you need to jingle keys in front of normies or they won't care, doesn't matter if it's good or not
>>217811474>not sure why he didn't shave his own too thoughvanity?
>>217811488Seems a bit unfair, no?
>>217811474because daeron is dirty blond and egg is proper targ platinum blonde
>>217811279Yeah this feels more authentic. If you travel the world you will notice that the average people are nice to you not assholes like in got.
>>217811488What if the stable buy says he was knighted? They will call bullshit for sure, but only way to be sure is with a... trial by combat.
>>217811497first day in feudalism?
>>217811466Fuck does anyone have the original about Dan and David with Ramsay and the aliens or whatever
>>217811442Okay that's pretty sus not gonna lie. A lot of diseases and accidents there.
>>217811279>but for the most part every character Dunk interacts with is kind to him.that's because he's 7 foot tall beast, everyone would also be super nice to Gregor if he wasn't a fucking lunatic
Hey Dunk, did Ser Arlan even really exist?
>>217811505>the average people are nice to youSpeak for yourself, because this is NOT true at all if you're indian.
>>217811533well thats just the right and moral thing to do, be nice to other people until they prove to be assholes, people not jeets
>>217811366The forced diversity is killing it for me. Daemon's daughters shouldn't have been black. They just don't feel Targaryen.My cute tomboy gal Baela shouldn't have been a negress.
>>217811302valarr sucks, no one challenges him in the tourny because they know he sucks and don't want to dishonor himHe gives his armor to his dad who doesn't suck though
>>217811510It's easier to believe a squire who brings all the tools of the trade than some rando stable boy. I assume the lord would just go with the vibes of the crowd. And honestly it might be amusing to see a stable boy get slaughtered by a trained knight.
might start Dareonmaxxing
Are Velaryons still black?
>>217811442daeron has an heir, but it was a lackwit daughter so she is equally passed over like maegor
>>217811062>>217811163The fart would have made diegetic sense to mock dunk if it was executed that way, but the music buildup fakeout turned it into a meta gag for the audience, which immediately subtracted 50% from the show's overall rating. I now believe this is slop on the same level as HotD and the first few episodes were a fluke. I will not be watching the next episode.
>>217810828If a trial by combat can only be invoked by knights, why was it granted to Tyrion in the main series?
>>217811596>I will not be watching the next episode.liar
>>217811588i intentionally didn't mention the female "heirs" since htey don't count after the dance
>>217811319>>217811442Tl;dr Bloodraven killed them all
>>217811415we still need to talk to raymun and see that hes a green apple now, theres still time... they can still do it....
>>217811587Only if the need to meet small council diversity quotas
>>217811596I usually feel shows and movies don't need music and it's over used, but until that scene I was really liking the use of music on this show. They dropped the ball hard there though. If you're going to go that route then at least commit and give me a remix of the main theme with farts or something.
>>217811602read the fucking threadNobles and Knights can request a trial by combat
>>217811604fair
Poor Gwin, birthday ruined
>>217810369>get /dunk/'d on¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>217810766They probably wanted to make the moment feel completely hopeless, but yes they don't at least reappropriate that moment later that will be an incredibly stupid self-inflicted failure
>>217811111Has anyone found the actress name yet?
>>217810524Fuck of condal, you are a hack
>>217811662IMDB exists you lazy prick
>>217811516>polar bear dan polar bearno I don't have it
>>217811652I think (hope) they will make a point of showing the small folk cheering for him in opposition of the nobles who ignored him.
>>217810794Yeah it's also kinda weird more people don't invoke it throughout history, you would think any knight would be spamming that in a trial
>>217811662Rowan Robinson
>>217811673She didn't get any line of dialogue, so isn't listed.
>>217811706yes she did retard
>>217811703SANKIU! You're a real one.
>>217811415Thanks for posting the text. I didn't remember how it went in the book, what was the timeline of that moment.Show so far was perfect. Why did they change the most important scene of the book? The scene is the whole point of Dunk's character: he wasn't knighted, but people see him as the truest knight of them all. The cheering of the people was what likely inspired the nobles to support Dunk, not the opposite.I'm so tired of irrelevant changes in adaptations. A character likes color red, but let's make him like blue instead for no reason. But this is remove an important part of the character and story for no reason at all. I hope that they can fix it, but I don't see how. The moment to do it already passed. Arrogance of tv writers is what kills adaptations.
>>217811466>2022god thats just bizarre its like those 3 batflu years just disappeared
>>217811706That's the ginger whore from ep 1 who teases Dunk you spastic, and IMDB often still lists extras and non speaking roles
>>217810609I think he is facing conflicting feelings. Now he has his own sigil, but he had to abandon that of ser arlan, thats one of the last pieces of material history that prove he even existed, especially after realizing no lord but baelor remember him
>>217811673Wikipedia lists her
>trial of six sevenreally
wheres the mega?
>>217811754newfags don't know this meme
>>217811726>Show so far was perfect.
>>217811737>>217811737But now every reader and show watcher knows of the brave ser Arlan of Pennytree, and isn't that beautiful?
can we drop the hotd name from the generals? its not hotd anymore, its dunk
wait what? ep 4 already out? I thought it was on Monday?
hate to admit that I appreciated the got theme playing at the end of the sode
>>217811815
>>217810507>hbo show>unnessary enourmous soft cockLiterally what do you expect. Every modern American show has soft cocks and empowered women
>>217810649Is that fucking beesbury in the centre?
>>217811823same
>>217811845>unnessary enourmous soft cockPeople's reaction to the guy's cock has made me realize I must have a gigantic cock myself. It almost makes me want to put the effort to stop being an incel to see a woman's reaction to it.
>breaks into your house>offers you an applewhat do /Dunk/?
>>217811815There was more soul and kino in this latest episode of dunk then there is the entirety of hotd.
>>217811787Nah, I'm mostly pleased with the decisions they took.
>>217811882Start discussing racism and "them"
>>217811425brains
>>217811902Well you're wrong and have flawed taste
>>217811302In the book the fact it is Baelor volunteering to fight for Duncan is supposed to be a big reveal, at first everyone thinks it is Valarr fighting for Duncan because Baelor didn't have any armour around so he had to borrow his son's, I guess they didn't go for that because Valarr is barely a character and the armour design is not that unique to be immediately recognised as valarr's
thread is dying quick post big boob Danny edits
>>217811415Wait is Steely pate the smith? as in one of the members of the seven?
>>217811415genuinely baffled why they removed thisif there is ONE scene from the first hedge knight novella that should in 100 out of 100 scenarios ALWAYS make it into the TV adaptation, it has got to be this onewhy did they remove it?
>>217812004in a metaphorical sense where dunk is seemingly blessed by all the 7? yesliterally? no hes a guy
>>217810369new thread>>217812049>>217812049>>217812049
>>217811415they're probably going to have this at the beginning of next episode
>>217811526Is just bloodraven playing his autistic Kwisatz Haderach game, don't worry about it
>>217812026they HAVE to have it be in the opening at the start of this next episodewe'll have like a couple minutes of everyone getting all set up, dunk getting fawned over, raymun giving us his better green and unripe than rotten and wormy, probably something for lyonel since they like giving him new materialthen bulk of the episode is the trialthen a couple more minutes afterwards of it all unwinding before you know, plop.
>>217811282Topkek.
>>217811302he is, as egg said, a shit knight
>>217812889a shit Lord*
