The adventures of Dunc&Egg&Bloodraven Edition>>217827793
>>217834002EIGHT GODDAMN FOSSOWAY CIDERS™
Realistically people would remember the knight with the giant cock, even if he wasn't that great of a fighter
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/3MJ4AsqmHso
Based Bloodraven keeping an eye out for Dunk
I miss having cute girls showing off their tits.
>>217831510That was Dunk's plan. The only reason he pretended to be a knight was to participate in the tourney because he realized he had nothing at the moment. He could have just ended up being the aid of some older knight too with a good paid. Things that happened later were just his good fortune.
so whats the verdict on the dunknigger show? doesnt seem too interesting to watch from what i see, id rather ai roleplay myself as Aegon I and fuck Visenya instead
....semoc eH
>master dies>get his armor, sword and horses>decide to be a knight and lie about having been knightedAlright so far so good, but why did he have to participate in a tourney and risk all his wealth?Couldn't he have gone straight to regular hedge knight business and work as a sword for hire? You know, the same stuff he ends up doing after the tourney.
>>217834153cute
>>217834033kek
>>217834328He thinks the tourney will give him visibility and the chance to get hired by a house.
>>217834328It's peacetime, an unknown knight would not be taken in by a house (great or lesser) as a bodyguard. Tourneys and maybe travelling to the east as a sellsword is what an unaffiliated warrior can do to eat during that period.
>OH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS!
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. And not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING TARGARYENS like assaulted my puppeteer. He should FUCKING die. Salud.
>>217834205It's written by millennial writers who think that male nudity is good and female nudity is bad.
Ser Duncan the Racemixer
>>217834436Salud.
>>217834477They're just catering to what zoomy wants to see. Huge cocks.
>>217834477and they are right. I don't care for whores
That was the most enjoyable half-hour of "GoT" since... Season 4?
wait what happened to the scene where dunk realizes the smallfolk are rooting for himit has to be at the very start of the next episode or it's fucked
>>217834525>Not playing HOI4 KaiserreichNGMI.
>>217834049What, you think his pants were off the whole time?
>>217834049Three legged Ser Arlan.
>>217834547>playing HOI4
>>217834525would probably show as a flashback or something at the climax. Power of friendship and that
>>217834565
>>217834549Yeah probably
>>217833953>Viserys fucks them up by existing and having no real reason to lie about it.He does have a reason though, Viserys was a prince in exile with almost nothing to his name, he even had to sell his crown eventually which finally broke him. A highborn woman was seen as an asset in feudal times to gain alliances and resources. If something happened to Viserys' real sister then he lost an asset to bargain with, so it makes sense from the perspective of Viserys handlers to buy a young girl with Valyrian ancestry and pass her off as royalty.Go back and read that first chapter with Dany, where she's being dressed up to meet the Khal, Viserys is fretting over whether she'll be accepted by him or not and Illyrio is reassuring him. With the idea that Dany isn't a real Targaryen that scene reads quite differently, Viserys is irrationally worried because he knows that Dany is a fake Targaryen, and he's paying Drogo in counterfeit coin.
>>217834469hate targaryan but I make an exception for these loser targaryen like Aegon 2.0 and Daeron
For me? It's Bella
>>217834525It still can happen, otherwise this would have been a terrible mistake by the writers. It's imo the most important moment of the book.
>>217834549Ser Arlan of Penistree broke seven cocks against Prince Baelor at Storm's end.
The house with the red is not a red herring.George is just being internally inconsistent for the five millionth time.
>>217834639He hatched the eggs, something many of her ancestors couldn't do. She's a true Targaryen.Viserys was anxious and worried exactly for the reasons he said. Dany was a small kid and there were so many reasons for Drogo to walk away off their deal and Viserys is worried because he needs his army.
>>217834469he's literally me frfr
>>217834153The toll for having a white dude as the lead is having a goblina love interest and lots of humiliating male nudity to compensate for that fact.
>>217834782>She hatched the eggsThere were other Valyrian families with dragons before the doom, the Targaryen a weren't special in that regard. You just need to have Valyrian blood, which Dany clearly does, to have that strange connection with Dragons that they have.Also, Dany hatching the eggs was said by Martin to be a one time special thing where everything coincided just right.>>217834756GRRM is actually fairly good at foreshadowing, there are events that happen in some of the books that he set up several books (and years) ago.
went out and bought myself some ciderit is known
anyone have a link to the episode online? is the fart joke that bad?
>>217834436SaludAegon would never, he loved the people
>>217834966>feed me an opinion to haverope
>>217834989More like>What am I in for?
>>217835037Its the best episode so far.
>>217835037you're in for a single brapgo watch the episode you nigger
>>217835037greatest ASOIAF kino since S1 of GoT
>>217835101>>217835058>>217835051>feeding an opinion to haverope
>>217835122>expecting zoomy to think on his ownNGMI anon
where are all realistic armors in the showwhy do these men look like kamen rider
>>217834966Just buy peacock or HBO. Do you not have any money?
>>217834954>You just need to have Valyrian bloodYou need to have Dragonlord blood. Which isn't really found in Essos where all the Dragonlords were killed off after the Doom to the degree that even the old blood of Volantis don't claim to have it. >GRRM is actually fairly good at foreshadowingHe's also prone to being inconsistent on matters of scale and geography and, if I'm not misremembering hadn't actually settled on the geography of Essos when he wrote about the house with the red door. Is the limit of orange cultivation such an instance? I'm inclined to say so.
>>217835122cry me a river bud
Bros... in just 2 weeks we won't have /got/ again until hotd s3 comes out....
>>217835198>until hotd s3 comes out....yeah, I'll just skip that one
>>217834150Impressive that even in the more light hearted got show you can still barely see anything at night
All things considered, he's a bit rude sure, but he's not that much of an asshole as far as targs go
>>217835203Actually impressive that Tywin can stomach plotting with the Freys after the Genna debacle.You'd think that continuing slight against house Lannister would be a red cloth for him.
>>217835198I probably won't watch that shit, I'll just come to the threads to shitpost about the books.
>>217835341They’re still his nephews
S1: Ashford TourneyS2: Pirates of DorneS3: Chequey watersS4: Blackfyres get L againS5: Dorne flahbackS6: Pennytree frolicksS7: She Wolves of WinterfellS8: ?S9: Final Season in Kingslanding?
>>217835362why did this fat fucker decided to ruin everything for everybody after his death ?
>>217834002there a list of every mad targ somewhere ?if not i'd say: maegor, aerion, aerys 2, rhaegar, viserys
>>217835410>fat fuck who decided to ruin everything for everybody after his deathyou now realize that Aegon IV is also a GRRM self-insert and basically his own middle finger to fans
>>217835410
>>217835144lys was the brothel abbatoir of the valyrian dragonlords, you dont think that some of lys not have descent from the dragonlords?
>>217835410Because he realized Daeron was not his son, but having no way to prove it simply legitimized Daemon
>>217835410He was ruining everything for everyone even before his death.
>>217835410Because he thought it'd be funny.
>>217835313They deleted a bunch of his asshole lines or gave them to other people, originally .he's the one who yells at dunk that if he can't get 6 champions it's because the gods consider him guilty.But you can't blame him, his wife is dead and he has to take care of 6 children each more retarded than the last while living in the eternal shadow of his beloved brother(and that only gets worse after what happens at ashford).
>>217835539>he's the one who yells at dunk that if he can't get 6 champions it's because the gods consider him guiltyI mean, Dunk did ask how the trial works. Maekar just explains it to him. Thats how it works, if you cant find the champions, you're guilty
>I need good men...>Twenty or so should be enough...
>>217835144>You need to have Dragonlord blood.Touche, I was being too expansive. However a recurring theme in these books is hereditary traits and how they often wind up in the most unexpected places (often due to indescretions) but still show true. I highly doubt the genes of the Dragonlords fully died out outside of Westeros. It's extremely unlikely there isn't an Essos equivalent of the Dragonseeds, it's just that they never would have gotten the chance to realize what they were.>He's also prone to being inconsistent on matters of scale and geographyI never claimed he wasn't, but as I said he often does set things up far in advance for a later payoff.Dany not actually being a Targ actually would fit with GRRM's love of juxtaposing opposites in this series (it is in the name after all) and would fit perfectly with Jon secretly being a Targ, which is why I think the house with the red door isn't one of his errors and is foreshadowing.
>>217835101Aren't they suppose to be killing each other in these trials of combat and Baelor just rides in like "Yes I'm willing to kill your son, brotha"
>>217835362>>217835435>>217835466>grow so fat that worms begin to eat you before you actually die>get any girl you want and force them to suffer your enormous weight in bed>just before your death create a crisis that will cause much suffering and death to those outliving you just out of spiteI understand why so many on 4chan seems to identify with Aegon the Unworthy
>>217835410He wants to make sure Westeros would never forget him, in a sense he succeeded.
Imagine falling for Dornish propaganda
Best episode since the peak of Game of thrones.
>>217834597How?!?!
>>217834525>>217834712Maybe they moved it to after he winsThe crowd cheering enters the arena
>>217834962Dunk the Gump is a liar and false knight. He got Baelor killed for Essos puppeteer cunny. May he burn forever in hell, as he did at Summerhall.
>>217835785>false knightSer Duncan is the truest knight that ever roamed the land
>>217834974What about THE RATCATCHERS
None of the drawings of Aegon IV are as fat as he should be. This nigga was so fat he died. He's not GRRM fat. He's not even my 600lb life fat. He should probably be about 1,000lb.
