The adventures of Dunc&Egg&Bloodraven Edition>>217827793
>>217834002EIGHT GODDAMN FOSSOWAY CIDERS™
Realistically people would remember the knight with the giant cock, even if he wasn't that great of a fighter
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/3MJ4AsqmHso
Based Bloodraven keeping an eye out for Dunk
I miss having cute girls showing off their tits.
>>217831510That was Dunk's plan. The only reason he pretended to be a knight was to participate in the tourney because he realized he had nothing at the moment. He could have just ended up being the aid of some older knight too with a good paid. Things that happened later were just his good fortune.
so whats the verdict on the dunknigger show? doesnt seem too interesting to watch from what i see, id rather ai roleplay myself as Aegon I and fuck Visenya instead
....semoc eH
>master dies>get his armor, sword and horses>decide to be a knight and lie about having been knightedAlright so far so good, but why did he have to participate in a tourney and risk all his wealth?Couldn't he have gone straight to regular hedge knight business and work as a sword for hire? You know, the same stuff he ends up doing after the tourney.
>>217834153cute
>>217834033kek
>>217834328He thinks the tourney will give him visibility and the chance to get hired by a house.
>>217834328It's peacetime, an unknown knight would not be taken in by a house (great or lesser) as a bodyguard. Tourneys and maybe travelling to the east as a sellsword is what an unaffiliated warrior can do to eat during that period.
>OH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS!
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men. And not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING TARGARYENS like assaulted my puppeteer. He should FUCKING die. Salud.
>>217834205It's written by millennial writers who think that male nudity is good and female nudity is bad.
Ser Duncan the Racemixer
>>217834436Salud.
>>217834477They're just catering to what zoomy wants to see. Huge cocks.
>>217834477and they are right. I don't care for whores
That was the most enjoyable half-hour of "GoT" since... Season 4?
wait what happened to the scene where dunk realizes the smallfolk are rooting for himit has to be at the very start of the next episode or it's fucked
>>217834525>Not playing HOI4 KaiserreichNGMI.
>>217834049What, you think his pants were off the whole time?
>>217834049Three legged Ser Arlan.
>>217834547>playing HOI4
>>217834525would probably show as a flashback or something at the climax. Power of friendship and that
>>217834565
>>217834549Yeah probably
>>217833953>Viserys fucks them up by existing and having no real reason to lie about it.He does have a reason though, Viserys was a prince in exile with almost nothing to his name, he even had to sell his crown eventually which finally broke him. A highborn woman was seen as an asset in feudal times to gain alliances and resources. If something happened to Viserys' real sister then he lost an asset to bargain with, so it makes sense from the perspective of Viserys handlers to buy a young girl with Valyrian ancestry and pass her off as royalty.Go back and read that first chapter with Dany, where she's being dressed up to meet the Khal, Viserys is fretting over whether she'll be accepted by him or not and Illyrio is reassuring him. With the idea that Dany isn't a real Targaryen that scene reads quite differently, Viserys is irrationally worried because he knows that Dany is a fake Targaryen, and he's paying Drogo in counterfeit coin.
>>217834469hate targaryan but I make an exception for these loser targaryen like Aegon 2.0 and Daeron
For me? It's Bella
>>217834525It still can happen, otherwise this would have been a terrible mistake by the writers. It's imo the most important moment of the book.
>>217834549Ser Arlan of Penistree broke seven cocks against Prince Baelor at Storm's end.
The house with the red is not a red herring.George is just being internally inconsistent for the five millionth time.
>>217834639He hatched the eggs, something many of her ancestors couldn't do. She's a true Targaryen.Viserys was anxious and worried exactly for the reasons he said. Dany was a small kid and there were so many reasons for Drogo to walk away off their deal and Viserys is worried because he needs his army.
>>217834469he's literally me frfr
>>217834153The toll for having a white dude as the lead is having a goblina love interest and lots of humiliating male nudity to compensate for that fact.
>>217834782>She hatched the eggsThere were other Valyrian families with dragons before the doom, the Targaryen a weren't special in that regard. You just need to have Valyrian blood, which Dany clearly does, to have that strange connection with Dragons that they have.Also, Dany hatching the eggs was said by Martin to be a one time special thing where everything coincided just right.>>217834756GRRM is actually fairly good at foreshadowing, there are events that happen in some of the books that he set up several books (and years) ago.
went out and bought myself some ciderit is known
anyone have a link to the episode online? is the fart joke that bad?
>>217834436SaludAegon would never, he loved the people
>>217834966>feed me an opinion to haverope
>>217834989More like>What am I in for?
>>217835037Its the best episode so far.
>>217835037you're in for a single brapgo watch the episode you nigger
>>217835037greatest ASOIAF kino since S1 of GoT
>>217835101>>217835058>>217835051>feeding an opinion to haverope
>>217835122>expecting zoomy to think on his ownNGMI anon
where are all realistic armors in the showwhy do these men look like kamen rider
>>217834966Just buy peacock or HBO. Do you not have any money?
>>217834954>You just need to have Valyrian bloodYou need to have Dragonlord blood. Which isn't really found in Essos where all the Dragonlords were killed off after the Doom to the degree that even the old blood of Volantis don't claim to have it. >GRRM is actually fairly good at foreshadowingHe's also prone to being inconsistent on matters of scale and geography and, if I'm not misremembering hadn't actually settled on the geography of Essos when he wrote about the house with the red door. Is the limit of orange cultivation such an instance? I'm inclined to say so.
>>217835122cry me a river bud
Bros... in just 2 weeks we won't have /got/ again until hotd s3 comes out....
>>217835198>until hotd s3 comes out....yeah, I'll just skip that one
>>217834150Impressive that even in the more light hearted got show you can still barely see anything at night
All things considered, he's a bit rude sure, but he's not that much of an asshole as far as targs go
>>217835203Actually impressive that Tywin can stomach plotting with the Freys after the Genna debacle.You'd think that continuing slight against house Lannister would be a red cloth for him.
>>217835198I probably won't watch that shit, I'll just come to the threads to shitpost about the books.
>>217835341They’re still his nephews
S1: Ashford TourneyS2: Pirates of DorneS3: Chequey watersS4: Blackfyres get L againS5: Dorne flahbackS6: Pennytree frolicksS7: She Wolves of WinterfellS8: ?S9: Final Season in Kingslanding?
>>217835362why did this fat fucker decided to ruin everything for everybody after his death ?
>>217834002there a list of every mad targ somewhere ?if not i'd say: maegor, aerion, aerys 2, rhaegar, viserys
>>217835410>fat fuck who decided to ruin everything for everybody after his deathyou now realize that Aegon IV is also a GRRM self-insert and basically his own middle finger to fans
>>217835410
>>217835144lys was the brothel abbatoir of the valyrian dragonlords, you dont think that some of lys not have descent from the dragonlords?
>>217835410Because he realized Daeron was not his son, but having no way to prove it simply legitimized Daemon
>>217835410He was ruining everything for everyone even before his death.
>>217835410Because he thought it'd be funny.
>>217835313They deleted a bunch of his asshole lines or gave them to other people, originally .he's the one who yells at dunk that if he can't get 6 champions it's because the gods consider him guilty.But you can't blame him, his wife is dead and he has to take care of 6 children each more retarded than the last while living in the eternal shadow of his beloved brother(and that only gets worse after what happens at ashford).
>>217835539>he's the one who yells at dunk that if he can't get 6 champions it's because the gods consider him guiltyI mean, Dunk did ask how the trial works. Maekar just explains it to him. Thats how it works, if you cant find the champions, you're guilty
>I need good men...>Twenty or so should be enough...
>>217835144>You need to have Dragonlord blood.Touche, I was being too expansive. However a recurring theme in these books is hereditary traits and how they often wind up in the most unexpected places (often due to indescretions) but still show true. I highly doubt the genes of the Dragonlords fully died out outside of Westeros. It's extremely unlikely there isn't an Essos equivalent of the Dragonseeds, it's just that they never would have gotten the chance to realize what they were.>He's also prone to being inconsistent on matters of scale and geographyI never claimed he wasn't, but as I said he often does set things up far in advance for a later payoff.Dany not actually being a Targ actually would fit with GRRM's love of juxtaposing opposites in this series (it is in the name after all) and would fit perfectly with Jon secretly being a Targ, which is why I think the house with the red door isn't one of his errors and is foreshadowing.
>>217835101Aren't they suppose to be killing each other in these trials of combat and Baelor just rides in like "Yes I'm willing to kill your son, brotha"
>>217835362>>217835435>>217835466>grow so fat that worms begin to eat you before you actually die>get any girl you want and force them to suffer your enormous weight in bed>just before your death create a crisis that will cause much suffering and death to those outliving you just out of spiteI understand why so many on 4chan seems to identify with Aegon the Unworthy
>>217835410He wants to make sure Westeros would never forget him, in a sense he succeeded.
Imagine falling for Dornish propaganda
Best episode since the peak of Game of thrones.
>>217834597How?!?!
>>217834525>>217834712Maybe they moved it to after he winsThe crowd cheering enters the arena
>>217834962Dunk the Gump is a liar and false knight. He got Baelor killed for Essos puppeteer cunny. May he burn forever in hell, as he did at Summerhall.
>>217835785>false knightSer Duncan is the truest knight that ever roamed the land
>>217834974What about THE RATCATCHERS
None of the drawings of Aegon IV are as fat as he should be. This nigga was so fat he died. He's not GRRM fat. He's not even my 600lb life fat. He should probably be about 1,000lb.
>>217835635Aegon quatre cooming himself from a fit and handsome image of classical valyrian beauty into a immobile pile of wanton, foul-smelling, and disease-ridden flesh is quite possibly the hottest thing Gurm has ever written.I think about it a lot.
>>217835611can't the participants just surrender instead of getting killed? He probably knows his brother's faggot son would just do that
>>217835838Just ask AI to make a drawing for you Rajeesh if that makes you happy.
>>217835785Hear, hear!
>>217835814State propaganda from the egg head
>>217834962My wife did not understand the scene and I had to explain it to her>>217835611You can fight to the death, or you can surrender
The actor who played Daeron was actually pretty good
>>217835611No, you are allowed to surrender if you start losing and if you manage to break the arm of your opponent he is also outRemember they all wear full armor, the risk of accidental killing is (in theory) lower than you would expectt
>>217835814Dude knocked up a member of the royal family while serving on the kingsguard. That's Barristan levels of selectively following your oath.
>>217835989Hope they show his daughter Vaella, she was supposed to be queen but was too sweet and basically mentally slow so the lords had to beg egg to become king despite them hating the fact that he was half peasant by then.
Would be a 10/10 episode if it wasn't for the Fart. I love the characters coming back to help Dunk and the Daeron stuff
>>217836040I didn't say he was a true kingsguard, I said he was a true knightKingsguards are a cucked institution at their coreWhat do you mean you are not allowing the greatest warriors on the land to reproduce and train their sons? Absolutely deranged.
>>217836070>and the Daeron stuffI genuinely keked at the>I only he was born a Fossoway and believed himself an apple instead, we would all be safer
>>217835611you dont have to kill, you can make them yield
>Dunk isnt a real knight>he knights Aegon>who knights Selmy>who knights Jaime>A line of the best knights are not really true knights at all
>>217836080At the core of knighthood is upholding your wovs and being true to your lord.Breaking an oath to have your way with your liege's married daughter is extremely unchivalrous behavior. To such a superlative degree that I'm not sure why I have to explain it yo you.
what a fucking kino ep
Does the Apple kid actually laugh at Egg's Story in the book. That'd be fucked up. Feel like it undercuts tone marvel style
>>217836169at least it is believable since he is targaryen biggest hater
>>217836169I mean its kind of hilarious from his anti targ perspectiveIt's like when you are with the bro who makes extremist shitposts with you and someone says to you two "so I'm in a poly relationship but my wife's boyfriend raped my son" and he just starts inappropriately giggling
>>217836169Nah, the book version is more of a serious fella. I like the TV version more.
>>217836143Dunk is a knight by the end of the first novella. It’s all legit.
>>217836169apple chad is surprisingly based in the show
>>217836237who knights him?Him being officially knighted would basically blow his cover and expose him for a fraudHim winning the trial would be undone as a commoner doesnt have the right to request a trial by combat.There is noone who can knight him after this tourney
>>217836143>are not really true knights at allIts almost as if the story tries to make a point about what it means to be a true knight and concludes its not some arbitrary cerimony and a void oath that will not be followed
Is Dunk the closest thing in asoiaf lore to a true chosen one? He's sees the whole shooting star thing, and the Seven are personally intervening with his life, as we've already seen the Smith, crone and warrior
>>217836276The moment he was allowed to stand trial by combat he was legally recognized as a knight by the hand of the king in front of princes and lord Tyrell, and it cannot be undone.
>>217834966No. I actually think it worked. It made duncs situation that much more hopeless, like the crowd still viewed him as a loser and a joke.
>>217836305>the sacred institution of knighthood, passed down in an unbroken line since the days of old Andalos is simply a matter of tricking a quorum of lords into believing that you are oneTo the seven hells with ye.
>>217836305thats not how it works. Up until that point he was presenting himself as a knight. Its fraud and is punishable by execution if proven
>>217836383>passed down in an unbroken lineHAHAHHAHAHAHAYou literally see how knights uphold their "oath"You think there has never been false knights before? With a rule as stupid as "any knight can make a knight"?
>>217836417If it was fraud he would have lost the trial by will of the seven, whose religion is what upholds the concept of knighthood. You are trying to reason modern legal theory in a religious feudal order.
Stannis isn't dead we didn't see the body he's raising an northern/skagosi army in secret to bring down Bran the Broken's surveillance state.
>>217834153That was also when the show began to suck ass, so no tits and ass is not going to help anything other than have you pop a boner anon
Why is Robb so inferior to Jon? I understand the reasons and circumstances behind all the mistakes Robb makes as King but why is he such failure compared to Jon’s performance at the wall? Is it a Tully thing?
>>217836169No, he doesn't go off on anti targ rant either. Those are both show additions.
>>217836482Jon's performance at the wall leads him to the EXACT same end: killed by his own alliesAnd for the EXACT same reason: they put love before pragmatism (Jon chooses to stand for his family instead of mantaining the night's watch political neutrality, and Robb marries a girl he dishonored even though it will fuck over his alliance)The only difference is that Jon will get resurrected
>>217836482Robb had an annoying woman constantly whispering in his earalso Robb had to lead an entire army. Thousands of men and lords to deal withJon had a small garrisson, with 0 lords and political bullshitjust South vs North
>>217836049The lords wanted Aemon, they didn’t want Egg
>>217836560Aemon said no so they begged Egg.
>>217836169I liked it. It just reaffirms his belief that the targs are weird fucking degenerates.
>>217836417He was recognized by a fucking crown prince as a knight.And as such is beyond contestation.
>>217836543>with 0 lords and political bullshitThere's plenty of political bullshit, the show is a complete and utter flanderization of Jon at the wallJon's struggle after Mance is defeated is completely political.
Ser Duncan the Tall... four pages for Ser Duncan.He must have been quite the man.
>>217836578No, after Aemon said no there was no other candidate except Egg
>>217836426>there are churches that have broken with apostolic succession>therefore... apostolic succession doesn't existI've never heard such drivel before in my life.
>>217836603BECAUSE HE LIED
>>217836636Yes there was, Aerion's son. Piss off now.
what was he trying to do here?https://x.com/nieceism/status/2019882372418728358
>>217836652You have claimed "muh unbroken line" which is laughable since westerosi history is measured in the thousands and there is no legal procedure to knight someone, it's literally oral tradition.You are a fool if you think every knight in the realm comes from a completely unbroken line and a Duncan situation has never happened before.
>>217836666>BECAUSE HE LIEDKnight is whoever king (or prince) decide is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95N85bGdzw4
>>217836683Absolutely no one wanted the infant son of the crazy Targ to be king, admit you were wrong
>>217836704>pulls up non-asoiaf media fuck out of here
>>217836712Maesters poisoned his wildfire, he was no crazy Targ
>>217836652Aren’t the records for apostolic succession before ~1400 totally lost?
>>217836486>>217836243>>217836225>>217836219>>217836206Apple kid is a way to expand on sentiment at the time. People are sick of the Targaryen wars because of the blackfyre stuff and they don't have dragons anymore so people are thinking to themselves why are they in charge. Also incest is looked at as an abomination and illegal so the people in charge doing it is not a good look
>>217836754It's a good changeGeorge had not written the blackfyre rebellion yet when he wrote the hedge knight, but realistically Fossoway has just seen the targs destroy the realm, its completely legitimate he would be hostile to their rule.
Why do they have to insert some "weird" scene in every episode??
>>217836692
>>217836712Wrong about what lmao, they had to beg him. And the fact they had to consider Aerion's son already makes him a candidate even if they eventually didn't pick him cause of the craziness.You're nitpicking about simple shit go back to r/asoiaf kek.
>>217836723>he didn't recognize the young Bobby B
>>217836733>this is your brain on protestant cope
>>217836792To shock youDo you feel shocked yet
Bessie
>>217836887Women are so pretty. I wish I had one in my life.
>>217836800I’m not nitpicking, you are just wrong. Nobody wanted Egg to become king, nobody begged him to become king, he only became king because there were no suitable candidates left. The fact that they considered Aemon means that Aerion’s son was already a no-go because Maegor is from a more senior line.
>>217836887>pancakey aliem titsShe will be my wife
>>217836816I mean it’s factually true, the records are lost
>>217836700What you seem to struggle with to no end, because you're a fucking idiot projecting a essentialist 21st century worldview on a fantasy concept borrowing heavily from medieval history is that knighthood is a religious charge. There are no knights dubbed by false knight. Because such a person cannot make a knight.Your initial idiotic musing is tantamount to suggesting that if you manage to pass of yourself as a bishop in front of a sufficiently large gathering of prelates you magically become a bishop.I'm not sure if you're able to appreciate how fantastically stupid that is.
>>217836628so they say
>>217836958>knighthood is a religious chargeMeaning Dunk's victory at the trial of 7 is proof the gods favor him (as per the religion of the 7) and see him as a true knight, else they would have made him lose. You are already admitting defeat.>There are no knights dubbed by false knight. Because such a person cannot make a knight.The original argument about "unbroken line" indicates that Dunk being a false knight would break this traditionHowever here you claim that he would not be a knight, and thus he would not break this traditionThere two optionsOPTION A>Every false knight in westerosi history simply doesn't countTherefore Dunk is not dishonoring or breaking a long unbroken tradition, as he himself would also not count, making your claim wrong.OPTION B>Dunk creating a line of false knights after him is a serious issueTherefore there is no "unbroken line" since you have no way to claim in thousands of years of oral tradition of knighthood no false knight lines ever emerged, making anyone's claim to be a true knight doubtable, making your claim wrong.You are quick to use insults but you are too retarded to notice your own ideas are fundamentally contraddictory and you have no idea what your main argument even is supposed to be.
Give it to me straight, /got/. Was he a good king?
>>217834205When it's adapting the book word for word it's solid. When the retarded show runner decides to go off script or be "funny" with fart and shit jokes it's hard to watch. Thankfully the majority of the episodes have been faithful to the books.
I love that there is finally a realistic blunt weapon, and not something like the abomination that Gendry used
>>217834002
>>217837190NoHe was a good person at heart but a completely shit king and fatherA shit king because he didn't have the strong will for itA bad father because he didn't notice how he was letting feuds fester under his roof (both by not discipling Rahenyra for her irresponsible behavior and by letting Alicent poise her children against the StrongsHe also reinforced this feud by showing his favoritism when Aemond's eye was cut off, not even caring for him but only for Rahenyra's honor, thus making the greens feel existentially threatened by the blacksAt several points during his reign, peace was possible, both with Aegon and Rahenyra as possible heirs, but he fucked it all up
>>217837190No, he should’ve done more to secure his desired succession.
How many more episodes until they woke it?
>>217837190If you judged his reign on the day he died, it would seem yes.But it quickly became clear that the seeds of House Targaryen's destruction were sown during his time. They simply hadn't had enough time to germinate during his life.
>>217837190Nice, not good.
Why didn’t Jaehaerys force Rhaenys to marry Viserys? Daemon could then marry Aemma. I understand Rhaenys married Corlys to attach her claim to a powerful house with a power base who could back her up but I don’t know why Jaehaerys didn’t step in.
>This is the worst nameday ever
>>217836537>Jon's performance at the wall leads him to the EXACT same end: killed by his own allies95% of Jon's problems are due to Robb's failures. If Robb hadn't gotten the Northern armies destroyed he doesn't have to make desperate deals with Stannis and wildlings that pissed off his men. If Robb didn't get the entire family killed or taken hostage Jon doesn't break his vows to save Arya. and Jon is completely aware many of his men are pissed at him but chooses his actions regardless because he's trying to stop an apocalypse, Robb is oblivious right until the end>>217836543Jon had more political BS to deal with than Robb and has way less power over his men compared to Robb. Jon was a compromise candidate that half the Watch considers a traitor, Robb was a king who got gifted respect and power due to Ned and his Tully blood>has Cersei plotting to kill him in KL>has to manage Stannis>balance getting wildings across the Wall without angering the NW or northern lords>deals with the Iron Bank
>>217837453Same energy.
>In HOTD Rhaenyra and Alicent are portrayed as childhood friends.>In the book, they fucking despise/hate eachother.
>>217837678worst birthday ever
