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It's a new one.
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>>217848341
based
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>2 more episodes and then we have to wait a FOOKEN YEAR for more
What's a hobby of yours I should get into
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>>217848373
shitposting on /tv/
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I miss them :_;
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>>217848405
It was over before it began
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>>217848353
you got the tekashi version?
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>>217848436
aegon I is A tier at best
most of what was done in his reign was thanks to visenya, orys, rhaenys or a combination of any of these
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>>217848336
I want a brooding prince to fall in obsess over me and need me at any cost even though im in a loving happy marriage to a kind man who would do anything for me.
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>>217848436
>Baelor the Blessed
>B

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>>217848336
Watched the first episode of dunk and was bored to tears. The poopoo scene and the scene before it was unironically the highlight of the episode, sad as that is.
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HOTD S2 was actually great, as were seasons 5-7 of GOT.
I'm afraid AKOTSK is mediocre at best.
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>>217848469
>Baelor the befuddled
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>>217848469
>Baelor brains on the floor
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>all this drama and faggotry due to a gay tourney
bunch of nonces down in the souf
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Just finished episode 1 of the new series, I don't get it, what I'm supposed to be looking forward to? I'm guessing they won't kill the dumb MC so is going to be interesting seeing him go anywhere but still, the only selling point of GoT is the magic, where is the magic?
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do you think that they are really going for 12-15 seasons or he was just joking? That would be like 30 years minimum
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>>217848400
I like the cut of your jib, anon. Name this location in my image.
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>>217848623
You are retarded, just rope.
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>>217848623
Absolutely never going to happen. Would be kino thoughbeit.
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Are there any Movies/TV series that gives off this feeling in the latest AKOTSK episode? The scenery, camera angles, background narration gave me goosebumps (basedjack face) in this scene.
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>>217848436
>Daeron
>A tier
He suicided into Dorne
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>>217848664
The Northman
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>>217848672
Suicide is not a verb.
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>>217848664
It is a cheesy movie but the scene of Mark Antony knighting the Joker in A Knight's Tale is kino
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How did anyone survive his great sword?
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>>217848733
They didn’t. That’s why Dunk is his only legacy
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akotsk ver when
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>>217848373
It's so good that I hate HBO for producing so little. It shouldn't take so long to produce six 30 minute episodes.
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>>217848768
You really wouldn’t sex what’s her name (Alicent’s daughter)
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>>217848680
>The Northman
Good recommendation but already seen.

>>217848701
>A Knight's Tale
I'll watch it later, thanks.
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>>217848768
Racism against pussy is just hiding you being a homo anon.
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>>217848803
Outlaw King, then.
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>>217848664
somewhat off due to different historical period, but i think moments of The Eagle (2011) are similar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0j_0iQMF8

Two unlikely companions wandering about the land with the quest and the last stand should evoke similar feelings
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....semoc eH
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>The greatest knight who ever lived wasn't a real knight???
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>>217848626

The Northern Mountains where the mountain clans live.
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>>217848623

HBO could do three seasons of young Egg, teen egg and king egg following the same six 1/2 hour episode seaon format.
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Do NOT refer to the king as Egg.
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>>217848883
The Vale of Shagga has a name
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>>217848928
Not king yet, though, is he?
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Those are the semi-Wildings in the Vale, I suggested the mountains in the North where the norther clans live, between Deepwood Motte and the Gift.
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>>217848971
Even their lake is the “weeping water” bravo george
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>>217848768
>Corlys
>Chill
Yeah that's his big flaw. He's so chill he bends over for Rhaenyra while she assfucks him out of any semblance of heritage or succession or future
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>>217848971
All mountains belong to the clans, and all clans belong to Shagga, son of Dolf

It is known
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What's Dunk powerlevel, could he have beaten the mountain?
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>>217848821
found the nigger lover
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>Blackfyres
Fat bastards in diabetic induced stupors distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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>>217849003
Probably not, the Mountain was a freak
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>>217849003
We haven't actually seen Dunk in his prime
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>>217849003
The Mountain is a foot taller, I don't know how anyone could have beaten him. Oberyn's dex bullshit is nonsense, Gregor's reach would have been longer than the spear with his absurd size.
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Why was he such an asshole?
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Is it true that ep 5 is 100% flashback?
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Beneath the gold, the bitter steel.
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>>217849088
Flashback to what? Flea bottom Dunk?
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bro watch this interview and tell me you trust this showrunner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHw0QoSBBSU&t=7s
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When are we getting Robert's rebellion show? After hotd? Or will they do Blackfyre rebellion first? I want to see t*rgshits getting annihilated.
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>>217849107
Probably. Seems odd they would cast an adolescent Dunk just for a couple of flashback cutaway gags.
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>>217849109
His work speaks for itself
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>>217849110
I wish we could have seen flashback scenes or something with the original cast. Like when Stannis tells the story about Joffrey cutting open the cat and Bobby slapping him so hard Stannis thought he’d killed him
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>>217849110
Who is chad enough to cast as Bobby in his prime?
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>>217849137
Young Arnold.
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(You) are now a knight. Choose your helmet
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>>217849079
Brackens drool Blackwoods rule
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>>217849125
Here's a shot from Young Dunk's actor's IMDB. We're probably going back to see how Dunk grew up and met Arlan.
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>>217849148
Frog mouth is extremely based
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>>217849148
Armet and its not even close with the other ones. Its only weakness is shit sight.
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>>217849148
armet with stag horns
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>>217848341
I want more seasons of HotD just so I can see this based asshole get away with absolutely everything with zero consequences.
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>>217849148
Sallet all day
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>>217849079
Fantasy incel
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>>217849168
For tourneys only. Can’t turn your head and see shit in the fucking thing.
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It’s funny how Dunk is responsible for the death of his uncle and becomes Lord Commander of the Kingsguard but Aemon only remembers him as “that big knight he (egg) served”
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>>217849198
Realistic halberds are very disappointing compared to gigantic fantasy designs
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>>217849137
>Ned
>Bobby
>Lyanna
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>>217849212
Don't need to see when you look that fly
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>>217849215
He isn't responsible, Aerion is. Baelor would have lived for decades longer if that ratfucker hadn't tried to be clever and called for a Trial of Seven instead of fighting Dunk 1 v 1.
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>>217849248
Hell, if Aerion didn't get cute and buy off Steffon then Baelor wouldn't have needed to fight
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>>217849248
The great spring sickness (bloodraven) would’ve taken him
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>>217849248
Considering the rest of the Targs in King's Landing including his sons died from the great spring sickness why wouldn't he?
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>>217849262
>Hell, if Aerion didn't get cute and buy off Steffon then Baelor wouldn't have needed to fight
How does Aerion even have the power to give him a Lordship anyways? Wouldn't it take the cooperation of Daeron / Baelor to do that?
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>>217849148
Frog mouth is amazing aesthetically but it's not practical at all unless you want to turn your head like Keaton Batman. The bascinet is my personal favorite of these, but the burgonet is a close second
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>>217849148
Kettle hat.
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>>217849279
Would need Daeron's thumbs up I think, but Steffon doesn't necessarily understand that a Prince isn't able to just instantly keep his word on matters like this
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>>217849265
Not every bad thing that happens is a Bloodraven conspiracy, anon
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>>217849298
Based archer.
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Dunk is suppose to be about 16, is show pretending that or is he 30 years old fresh hedge knight virgin?
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Where are the good Targaryens then?
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>>217849322
6 feet fucking under.
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>>217849322
Killing Beesburys in single combat
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>>217849320
>is show pretending that or is he 30 years old fresh hedge knight virgin?
mid 20s I'd say
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>>217849148
ENTER
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>>217849322
As of Dunkin Egg I think we have the most moral family of Targs in history with only a few bad apples (Bloodraven and Shiera if you count them, Aerion) spoiling the bunch
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>>217849320
>30 years old
>virgin
haha truly a fatasy series that would never happen in real life haha
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>>217849367
I fucking kneel
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>>217849148
Armet for me
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>>217849368
>Bloodraven
>spoiling the bunch
Saving the world, you Bracken cuntstain
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>>217849369
He acts like he is 16 but does not look like it
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Jousting is too random. I would not join dunk. *farts*
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>>217849148
Frog mouth chads, where you at?
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So now that we all know and agree that HotD was the worst of the shows, what is the next step to the healing process?
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>>217849449
The Adventures of Ramsey and Reek
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>>217849148
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>>217849449
GoT s1 - 3 > Dunc > GoT s4 > HoTd s1 > GoT s6 > GoT s5 > HotD s2 > GoT s7&8
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>>217849475
HotD s2 is bottom.
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>>217849449
More battles, less bitches
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Greens plot is hard carrying HotD.
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>>217849495
Greenshits get the rope
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>>217849488
it is really bad but it's not worse than those last 2 GoT seasons
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Do GoT (as a brand) have its Feige or Gunn (marvel/DC) equivalent? I think it needs one.
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>>217849520
George
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>>217849520
no
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>>217849509
Blacks get the cope
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>>217849549
Blacks win, Greens seethe eternal
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>>217849578
>Blacks win
Nobody tell him.
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HAS HONOUR DESERTED THE NOBLE HOUSES OF WESTEROS?
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>her children are bast-ACK!
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The real heir endures.
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YOU ARE FLORIAN THE FOOL!
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>>217849613
>>217849626
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"M'lords! I know none of you remember Ser Arlan of Pennytree, but I was his squire. We served many of you. Ate at your tables. Slept in your halls. He was a good man. And he taught me how to be a knight. Not just sword and lance, but honor. A knight defends the innocent. That's- that's all I did. I was not Ser Arlan's blood, but I have followed his example. As your sons will follow yours. Who will stand and fight with me?

Has courage deserted the noble houses of Westeros? I will not believe it is so!

Are there no true knights among you?!"
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>>217849639
For all of one year and then Rhaenyra's son becomes king.
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>>217849639
you just know they're going to make her get a yass queen moment here instead of a smug bitch being put in her place. I'm already mad about it.
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>>217849639
Doomed to swallow Northern cocks
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I like how Ser Robyn makes his lil speech and Dunk is just like oh okay I got a psycho on my team ill take it, moving on
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>>217849659
She'll just be allowed to escape to Essos with that whore she kissed. Screenshot this.
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>>217849626
>>217849613
>>217849646
Why did he do it
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>>217849671
reeeee
my prediction was that she was going to be the one to command Sunfyre to kill her after Sunfyre ignores Aegons commands, she was the True Dragon
But I think yours is closer to the truth, mine is too nuanced for these dipshits
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>>217849148
bascinet
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god the costumes in this show are so much better than hotd it's insane
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Historical bros, what do you think of the Alva helmet from dark souls? Is this a good design?
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>>217848373
>wait one year for next season
optimistic!
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>back into the wagie cagie for a week until the Trial
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Based Joffrey
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>>217849003
>>217849038
the mountain is a fucking bum who doesn't have a single notable kill. He butchers unarmed peasants and then gets fucking destroyed by Oberyn, the first decent fighter he ever faced
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so i'm guessing he knows Dunk is full of shit
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>>217849660
>punishes aegons poisoners and legitimizes his as the official king
Based northerners
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god imagine how depressing HotD is going to be in comparison to this lmao
I'm still a shill for my boys Aemond and Aegon but man.
We better at least get decent battles
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>>217849509
>>217849660
is there any chance the show manages to adapt the winter wolves properly? Bunch of based Northern boomers racking up a 10-1 k/d ratio before greens have to resort to killing them with dragons
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>Cringen Stark
>I am here to fight!
>pls dont
>can I at least lay siege to storms end?
>no
>can I at least execute some people
>please dont
>can I at least chop the leg off a cripple?
>*sigh* fiiiiiiiine
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>>217849798
Hour of the Wolf will be a 30 second montage at the end of the last episode
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>>217848664
Kingdom of Heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2lXGhNJpA
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>>217848373
paint some warhammers
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>>217849813
One of the rare times that the theatrical is better than the directors cut. Movie is disappointing slog.
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>2 episodes left
>then we return to hotd
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do we have pics of who's playing bloodraven?
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>>217849852
I don't know if I have it in me to suffer a third season of hotd
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Maybe Aegon chilling with Sunfyre will be fun
When has deviating from the source material ever gone wrong?
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>>217849852
time to start drinking again
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>>217849899
nigga looking like aragorn
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>>217849798
>plays into northern savage stereotype
>gets all of his demands met as the southerners shit their pants
>gets a hot tomboy wife for himself
>leaves behind 10K northmen to eat southern food all winter
>also sets up a widows fair so his northmen can breed the southerner's women
>this brings back the worship of the old gods in the South for the first time in thousands of years
>goes back to the North the victor while only losing 2K greybeards the entire war
Cregan won
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>>217848453
Based Davos got them all kek
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>>217849935
Ladies love an Onion Knight
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I'm autistic about two series, ASOIAF, and Three Body Problem
guess what D&D went to go do after Season 8?
They butchered that shit worse than Season 8 ever did. It's just no one (but me) cares
The worst part is I legitimately fell for it again. The trailers were decent and before It came out I was willing to give them a chance to redeem themselves. Instead they fucked me twice
At least the chink version was kino
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>>217849927
>while only losing 2K greybeards
And his part-time Targ boyfriend
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>>217849836
Based
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>>217849176
>its only weaknesses is the most important thing
Bruh
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>>217850007
it looks cool
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>>217849654
Aegon's nephew becomes king*
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>>217849783
That's exactly the type of feeling that may help sink viewership. People will be comparing to this show and saying "why can't it be a bit hopeful, or nice?"
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>>217849777
Dunk isn't full of shit. He knows Dunk is having trouble being responsible for selfishly putting his friend's life at risk, or he knows that Dunk doesn't know the words to the vows. Or both. Pick your poison.
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>>217849864
/got/hotd/dunk/ will carry you
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>>217850048
Why does a whore get to sit with all the nobles?
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>>217850048
One ginger whore wife please, Ser.
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>>217848336
>Farting and shitting jokes every minute
>Everyone in rags
>Oi fuck you m'lord innit? Hehe you've got balls kid
>Look at this dood with a yuge penis would ya look at that
>No decorum or propriety whatsoever
>On trial, possible death penalty: Can ah fookin go nah or wot? Yeah sure.
>Shaved me 'ed so I don't look whi-err TargARYAN anymore
ASOIAF is an amazing case study in transplanting the "modern" mindset to another setting, and it reveals how alien it is to Europeans. I nose why they write it like this, but it's still jarring.
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>>217850077
She's one of Ser Manfred Dondarrion's favorites, probably.
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>>217850077
Did you ever see that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David hires an escort so he can use the carpool lane?
It's a little bit like that.
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>>217850078
Always a impeccable casting when they need to be red-headed and whores. HBO never misses
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>>217848453
Friendly reminder that he fondled her boobs. Just started groping her.
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>>217848336
Just saw the episode, it was mega kino. Peter Claffey is a good actor.
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>>217850088
>one fart joke, one shit joke
>hedge knight is poor, wears poor man clothes
>not in the show
>I guess so
>simple hedge knight tasked with rallying six men to fight for him in ~six hours as his life depends on it, asks to go do that
>shaves head to diguise himself, doesn’t talk like a three toothed cockney
Very histrionic summation of the show so far, well done, fat american
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Why didn't Rhaenyra just preserve the dynasty, the dragons, her family, and the kingdom by bending the knee?
She threw away everything Aegon fought for.
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>>217850261
do the iron islands faggot
all of them
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>>217850056
he wasn't knighted anon
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>>217850276
Why didn't Viserys just name Aegon his heir? He is Valyrian but he forgot he was King of the Andals, they would never have accepted a female ruler. That's some Rhoynish shit.
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>>217850056
> that Dunk doesn't know the words to the vows
Because he isn't a knight, yes.
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What was Tanselle tall enough for exactly?
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>>217850322
"for me"
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>>217848373
Unless they do something MEGA RETARDED we should get a finished story each season unlike the poopenfarten parallel series.
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great casting
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>>217850322
Being the little spoon 90% of the time
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>>217850340
I dont get why the adolf hairdo
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>>217850340
Man the giant coin-shaped dragon on the front looks so silly.
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>7v7 trial

Are they going to do it tournament style or something? Like best out of 7 wins? Is it going to just be like a big 14-person melee?
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>>217850345
They did away with the long hair in this time period because its bl*ckfyre propaganda
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>>217850335
what did he mean by this?
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>>217850364
They charge each other with lances on horseback but it devolves into a melee pretty fast.
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>>217850340
BTW it's the same actor from The North Water, who's a friend of Henry Drax and delivers that "I won't be jewed down by no fuckin' Esquimoux" line kek
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>>217850371
>"you're not too tall, you're just right for me"
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>>217850364
Either they get the accuser (Aerion) to yield or the last one standing wins
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>>217850405
This is one of those moments, like Jaime makes it clear, where you may be forsaking one vow for another. The Kingsguard will never lay a finger on Baelor, yet they have to defend Maekar and Brightflame all the same
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>>217850374
comfy rpg city
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>>217850405
You can also just kill the accused.
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>>217850445
>Brightflame

Stop trying to make Brightflame happen, Aerion.
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Asshai is the coolest ASOIAF city
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>>217850482
You would still have to fight the other knights in the accused's side, it's faster to have them yield
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>>217850468
I always pictured something more like pic rel but at least 5 large notable ones
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>they have to defend Maekar and Brightflame all the same
nobody thinks of poor Daeron
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>>217850406
based
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>>217850537
Kek completely forgot about him
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>>217850056
>Dunk isn't full of shit.
Yes, he is.
On a scale of telegraphing to the reader/viewer without outright TELLING THEM, this is 99/100. You have to be a complete fucking moron to not get it. And yet, as we see all the time, people are functionally illiterate. This is why the Netflix bosses want scriptwriters to have the main character turn to the camera and explain the plot 3 times per movie.
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>>217849777
He hasn't forgotten the vows, they're in his heart he was taught by a true hedge knight. He's just a bit dumb, big but an oaf. He'd remember his vows in little flashbacks.
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The entire point is that Dunks knighthood is dubious and we will never know whether he was actually knighted. If you think there's a clear answer one way or the other you should seek help for your retardation.
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>>217850088
Do agree on first three points, there are too many fart jokes and millenial humor stuff also way too much usage of profanity and clothes can be better as well, but otherwise it's good and waaay better then HOTD which has all that and way more
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>>217849444
>SQUIRE! Undo my codpiece I must piss.
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>>217850632
>too many fart jokes and millenial humor

Fart jokes are the literal opposite of millennial humor.
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>>217849079
Because gurm hates house Bracken.
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>>217848664
Vikings
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>>217850717
There's an "and" written between those two things
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>>217850735
So the show has everything, then? Since it contains polar opposites of a spectrum? The complain is the show has everything?
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>>217850765
You're retarded
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>>217848768
this is the list.
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>>217848768
Who is far right on wouldn't sex? I don't remember her
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>>217850369
as if maekar could win a fight against daemon
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>>217849212
I just realized that the lower lip is the one extended outwards solely to protect from lances. Otherwise the upper one would be the one protruding.
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>>217849148
It's going to have to be the sallet.
I need to be able to see, hear, and breath. If you choose one of the full helms the only thing you'll be doing with it is jousting or cavalry charge.
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>>217850927
Barbute would be better for that, protects your jaw too. You don't want a broken jaw do you?
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>>217848768
>uber chad
Breakspear
Arlan
>Based Chad
Longthorn
Robyn Rhysling
Lyonel
Steely Pate
>Chad
Dunk
Raymun
Maekar
Egg
>Bro
Daeron the Drunken
Humfrey Beesbury
Plummer
>Chill
Valarr
Humfrrey Hardyng
Donnel of Duskendale
Roland Crakehall
>Cringe
Aerion
Lord Ashford
Ashford Jr. (cool armor tho)
Steffon Fossoway
Manfred Dondarrion
>Gay and Cringe
Otho Bracken
>Women I'd Sex
Red
>Women I Wouldn't Sex
Tanselle, other whores
>unrankable
Willem Wylde
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>>217849842
Said no one ever.
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>>217848373
Martin only wrote 3 short stories. after season 3 the show is going to suck hard unless the fat fuck wants to prevent another game of thrones situation
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>>217851055
You know what actually let me bump Hardyng up to Based Chad tier, that guy joined the trial even with both his legs broken. That's fucking based.
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ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU
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>>217849148
burgo faceguard is on a hinge, right? so you have protection while still being able to move your neck a bit
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>>217851090
one leg broken
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>>217851079
he finished book 4 and has been writing the 5th one
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Tried to cut off a child's balls. Good I say. One less Targshits breeding out there
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>>217851055
>>Based Chad
>Longthorn
>Robyn Rhysling
BASED
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>>217851097
I was actually gonna volunteer and ran of to get my helmet and shield but Baelor took my spot before i had the chance
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>>217851159
egg poggers
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>>217851159
what a dick lmao
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Damn
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>>217851115
lmao, sure he has
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>>217849783
You’re going to get lesbian scissoring, Wiccans, and men sitting down and being humble.
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>>217851055
>Crakehall
All Crakehall women are sluts.
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>>217851110
Even so, he must be high-flying on that poppy milk to be sitting a horse with a leg trying to knit up multiple fractures.
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>>217851226
Well, lord Frey, mayhap you shouldn't have come so late.
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>>217851213
>men sitting down and being humble
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>>217851194
>The big issue is that I have only written three novellas, and I have a lot more stories about Dunk and Egg in my f***ing head, I’ve got to get them down on paper. I began writing two at various points in the past year. One is set in Winterfell and one set in the Riverlands
These books have basic bitch plots. They don’t juggle 25 different plotlines like the main books do
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>>217851243
Too hard to put the door back.
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>>217848336
>didn't have depict the dream scene of duncan and the dragon
>did however depict duncan shitting that wasn't even in the books
terrible show, just read the books they actually take themsevles serious
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>>217851159
>wait w-W-WA-WAIT
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>>217850789
He got you.
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>>217851261
>trusting a single thing the fatman says
lol, also I have this bridge to sell if you're interested
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is good but my god I wish they'd work on the dialogue delivery between Dunk and Egg. Everything is weird and stilted, jokes between them land so awkwardly. It's been awhile since I read the books but I don't remember the conversations being like this at all. The only scene where it felt natural was when Egg visited Dunk in the prison cell.
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>without you i'm a silhouette
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>>217849088
>>217849107
If they're smart with pacing first half of ep 5 would be the fight then part of the second half would be flashback when dunk loses consciousness (I think he loses consciousness) , it's been years since I've read the books I only remember the key points but if i remember correctly there was no flashback about in the book. Then part of the remaining episode would be Baelor death reveal , then ep 6 would be the aftermath and discussions and set ups for next season.
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>>217851055
You speak truth, Ser.
I've never agreed so much with an anon in these threads
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>>217851296
They've known each other four days, you expecting Laurel & Hardy timing?
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I’m glad this show and these threads exist. They keep me from killing myself. I’ll grab any positive feels at this point.
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>>217851328
Bust a hot load on some smallfolk to praise /got/!
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>>217851296
Also I wish they would have told the wardrobe and set department, cinematographer and editors to make the show brighter and more colorful. I hate how these shows look so muddy and dirty. Real life is colorful, real life medieval euro was filled with colors, the clothes, armor, heraldic arms, the buildings, the art was all bright and colorful as fuck. The goddamned trees and sunlight even look depressing in these shows.
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>>217851126
this guy has to be real fun when you get him drunk at family gatherings
>FUCKIN' ALIENS, AYE
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>>217851321
Ever read the books? Do you not talk to strangers irl? That's not how real life conversation flows, it's not how it flows in 99% of our media. I can understand Dunk being a bit awkward around the nobles but Egg is supposed to be some ratty orphan. Like I said, the only time they got it right was the prison scene.
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>>217851338
Compared to /hotd/, /dunk/ is vibrant
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>Do you not talk to strangers irl?
I'm Gen X, fuck no I don't talk to strangers and neither should you
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>>217849262
>Steffon
he's an asshole but in the setting I understand his logic
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>>217851356
>I can understand Dunk being a bit awkward around the nobles but Egg is supposed to be some ratty orphan.
Dunk's spent his time around a lecherous old man as his only point of conversation, and Egg's existence is, well, walking on eggshells around his royal elders with probably zero peer group in his age range, certainly not lowborn ilk, to drop the pretensions in front of. They'd might as well be from different planets.
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>>217851397
He's an idiot, Aerion can't make him a lord
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>>217851419
True. The only thing I could see as plausible arrangement is if Steffon has an older brother and Aerion's promised to speak to Daddy Fossoway to "strongly suggest" he bump the elder out of line and name Steffon heir instead.
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>>217851419
>>217851451
probably more about currying general favor he can cash in later
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>>217851338
I agree, it should be as colorful as toussant in witcher 3.
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>>217851486
Aerion would forget about him immediately, like all those knights forgot Arlyn. Steffon let his desperation to raise his station cloud his better judgement
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Did Arlan rape Dunk? in episode 2 when Arlan showed his giant cock, was that Dunk in the bed? or nah? Did Dunk ever rape Egg in the lore or nah?>>217851486
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>>217851546
Yes
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Bloody Ben status?
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>>217851586
Bloodied
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I unironically cried at the last 5min and I haven't cried to tv for years.

Why can't modern tv adaptations all be this good.
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>>217851586
Name dropped, and ritual summoned
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>217851187
bloodraven spy
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>>217851852
You can’t just blame bloodraven for everything
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>>217851858
he's literally t7k mossad
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>>217851858
>You can’t just blame bloodraven for everything
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>>217851858
you literally CAN blame bloodraven for everything

and i will
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>>217851885
who are all these people
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>>217851858
>not blaming bloodraven for everything good and bad
Couldn't be me
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>>217851902
victims
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>>217851858
nice try bloodraven
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>>217851885
so maekar always had stupid hair lol
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>>217851886
bronze cutie
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>>217851992
So ugly
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