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Any apple cider?
first for raymun
Gods, I was a boar then.
>7 days until the next episodeFKKK
a trial by seven has been called against (You)the claimant team isSer Barristan the BoldSer Jaime LannisterSer Arthur DayneSer Daemon BlackfyreSer Aemon Targaryen (dragonknight)Ser Duncan the Talland Bobby Bpick your 7 anon
daily reminder that House Fossoway canonically enforce the first night on their lands
>>217865083I guess I fucking die
>>217865083whats the charge?
Ibbenese/brindled womenwould or not ?
>>217865083Aegon, his sisters, and their 3 dragons.
>>217865083Jesus, okay.DarkstarHoundSer StrongJaqen SyrioManceHalfhandAm I fucked?
....semoc eH
>>217865083this isnt fair at all
>>217865129Is Mance some kind of expert fighter in the books? I can’t remember
>>217865083This is easy.1 Son of the HarpyBrienne of Tarth'Howling' Howland ReedBloodravenPrime Aegon the UnworthyThe demon they summoned at Summerhall A boar
>>217865129Can’t fight fair at that point so recruit Brynden and Howland Reed
>One of the Kingsguard knights was carrying a wounded brother from the field. They both looked alike in their white armor and white cloaks. The third of the white knights was down, and the Laughing Storm had joined Prince Baelor against Prince Maekar. Kek what a cunt
>>217865088I will take the baitwhat's the first night
>>217865083>bloodraven> euron greyjoy>that maester at oldcastle in dance of dragons>coldhands>3 faceless men diguised as cersei, egg and lyanna stark
>>217865171When you get married the lord gets his turn with your wife first.
>>217865129>Am I fucked?i think you have a chance
watching Alt Shift X's episode explanations from season 6 and 7 is so funny>we just have to wait and see>this will surely be shown later in the season>doesnt make sense now because we dont know what they know>if the books are anything to go byman that show did a number on everyone
>>217865083Karl TannerSamwell TarlyReekHot PieRaff the SweetlingBiterJeyne Poole
>>217865155this was the reply i was looking for, congrats you win
>The FatherAegon the Conqueror>The MotherAlysanne the Good Queen >The WarriorAemon the Dragonknight>The SmithDaeron the Good>The MaidenDaenerys Stormborn >The CroneDaenys the Dreamer>The StrangerBloodravenThe Targaryen are truly blessed by the Seven and the rightful rulers of Westeros
>>217865083Roddy the RuinStrong BelwasSer PounceBronnSer Gregor CleganeSandoqBloody Ben BlackwoodSer Gregor will knight them in advance
>>217865169it was Lyonel and not Maekar who brained Baelor and he did it on purpose
>>217865083gods the Seven are strong this day
>>217865083>Ser Arthur Dayne the Fraud of the Morningdied in his first ever wartime to a frog farmerhis accomplishments include:>standing in front of Lyanna's door a lot
>>217865083>Ser Barristan the Bold1 harpy >Ser Jaime Lannisterlocke (or hoat)>Ser Arthur Daynehowland reed>Ser Daemon Blackfyrebloodraven in the bush with a bow>Ser Aemon Targaryen (dragonknight)aegon iv ordering him to put his weapon down and die>Ser Duncan the Tallegg>and Bobby Bboar
Not enough people are talking about how amazing the new theme is with the two Duncan the Tall leitmotifs incorporated into the original.https://www.viddler.com/5q5sYjBoth of these songs appeared in episode 1 in guitar form I recall.
>>217865211>Ser Pouncefuck you for stealing my joke, I was still writing my post
Sex with attractive male characters
>>217865083>Ser Barristan the Bold>Ser Jaime Lannister>Ser Arthur Dayne>Ser Daemon Blackfyre>Ser Aemon Targaryen (dragonknight)>Ser Duncan the Tall>and Bobby Bthis lineup is practically unbeatable but also kind of beatable at the same time
>>217865230He killed the Smiling Knight who was said to be their era Gregor Clegane.
>>217865083>>217865155>>217865194one of the seven has to be you anon , that's your trial by the way, is it knights only who can enter a trial of seven or fighters who haven't been knighted as well ?for me it'smeBeric DondarrionThoros of MyrSandor CleganeGendryThormund GiantsbaneJorah Mormont
>>217865235>>Ser Daemon Blackfyre>bloodraven in the bush with a bowlol
>>217865250I've been having dreams of taming a bratty dragon lately, I wonder what this means
>>217865230He did go 4v1 and just forgot the wound he gave Howland is a fleshwound.
>>217865267you could name 7 champions to fight for you can't you? aerion only fights to for the sake of his ego
>>217865250
>>217865267In the last episode they were about to join by the Brute of Bracken but he's just full of air.
>>217865083Arya StarkSyrio ForelJaqen H'gharThe WaifOberyn MartellTyene SandNymeria Sandnothin personnel ;)
>>217865083Syrio Drogon Melisandre's shadow baby Jaqen H'Ghar The Night King Some kind of knight to knight them all
>>217865083you literally just looked up whos the best fighters of asoiaf
>>217865267>knights only who can enter a trial of sevenYes, so knight your scrubs beforehand
>>217865246Only the best for the boldest
>>217865330I was relying on him to knight the rest of my team, it was a very integral part of the joke
>>217865083Lyonel BaratheonBittersteelBloodravenSandor CleganeOberyn MartellMance RayderCriston Cole
>>217865117i guess you win if it's allowed>>217865129edgy and yeah you are fucked, tf is mance supposed to do here>>217865155kek>>217865181clever>>217865194legend>>217865211i think you die if not for belwas and ser pounce>>217865235lol>>217865308haha kys dex fag
>tries to overthrow patriarchy by succeeding over man>births son who saves the entire mess you created single handily and solidifies male primogeniture
>>217865330qrd on the theory Ser Pounce is Azor Ahai?
Moon BoySer DantosGeralt of RiviaA Faceless Man morphed into Shadow the HedgehogRobin Arryn juiced up on breast milkQyburn to rez my fightersGodzilla
>>217865309>The Night Kingthe jobber himself?>>217865345>Bittersteel>Bloodravenwell now a third of your team is killing each other anon
>>217865358geralt of rivia isn't in this verse retard
>>217865083Ser Randy the SavageSer Andre the GiantSer Hogan the HulkSer Dwayne the RockSer Stone Cold Steve AustinJohn Cena
>>217865346>i think you die if not for belwas and ser pounceI'm relying on Ben's total luck in battles he should have died in, Sandoq and Belwas not fighting fair, Gregor for being a tank aggro draw, and Ser Pounce, Roddy, and Bronn slitting throats and Achilles tendons once the horses come down.
>>217865351under male primogeniture daena should’ve inherited, and aelora targaryen became princess of dragonstone meaning women could be heir
>>217865391>Ser Dwayne the Rockmaekar bros..
>>217865391Yeah, I wouldn't knight Milquetoast Wigger Cena either
I swear the red apple is rotten to the core
>>217865412
Ser Eliot the Tall
>>217865083good post but never do this lineup again
>>217865083>Ser Daemon Blackfyre>chooses bloodraven
Why can’t GRRM just finish the books?
>>217865430bastards
cast her
>>217865452funnier not to
Have we really devolved into dragonball tier power level discussions?
>>217865391Ser Steve Austin, Cold as StoneorSer Steve Austin the Stone Cold
>>217865462The Maiden herself
>>217865462The Lady of House Milkers
>>217865452he's getting like $10 mil a year from royalties alone why not enjoy life instead of doing actual work
>>217865430I miss them
>>217865083Sandor CleganeGregor CleganeGwane CorbrayRyam RedwyneSandoqMaegor
>>217865477Ser Stevron Austin of Coldstones
I’m not mad at you
Amazing how a miniseries with lil 30 minute episodes has completely resuscitated a franchise in a way that House of the Doodoo is simply unable to
>>217865506>Ser Stevron Austin of Coldstones
>>217865527Admit you're mad, coward
>>217865542RAVENNNNN CUNTTTT
>>217865452Why would he? He's already got all the money in the world and has few years left to live, might as well enjoy them instead of working his ass off and risking people not liking the ending he come up with.The only chance that they come out if he's even close to finishing them is if he left it as part of his will that the only be released posthumously as a final fuck you from the grave for whatever ending he has plan.
>>217865556sip*
>starts an entire civil war
LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP
>>217865563I just want to know how the story ends :( like Jon Snow book wise is the best character in the series >>217865485
>>217865565why was this Bracken so effeminate
>>217865528The 30 minute episodes aren't so far up their own asses that they disrespect the source material. /hotd/ can't even defend itself against that charge thanks to Hess and Condal.
>>217865599Read Seven Times Never Kill Man. That's the ending. That is the exact ending of ASOIAF
>>217865606>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
OHALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASSBORN BEREFT OF THUMBLOST A DIGIT TENDING FLOCKNOW FEELING AWFULLY GLUMOH ALICE WITH THREE FINGERSA COPPER IN HER GLASSHAD TWO FINGERS LESS THAN MOSTSHE'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASSI ONCE GAVE HER A SILVERFEELING DOWN AND LONEI TRIED TO BUY A PINKY BUT GOT THE WHOLE ARM BONEOHALICE WITH THREE FINGERSNEVER HAD A LOTSHE GAVE ME ALL SHE HAD TO GIVETWO MORE THAN WHAT WAS SAUGHTOHTWO MORE THAN WHAT I BOUGHTHEY
>>217865602Why ask why?
>>217865391>John Cena>not knightedlol
>>217865528House of doodoo is a wattpad tier fanfic by a chinky lesbian and a kike, by default that can't resuscitate anything.
>>217865602>this Brackennot really a rare thing
>>217865606
>>217865083Likely fucked (especially because I'm one of the spots) but>Maegor>Mance Rayder>Oberyn>The Mountain>Harras Harlaw>Gwayne Corbray
>>217865620
>>217865625What a little slut. You just know he was the sheath
>>217865620What if we just de-personed all lesbians/ugly women?
Sex with Leaf
>>217865083>Night of the laughing tree>Howland Reed>Robert Strong>Hodor (warged by Bran)>Drogon>Brienne >The HoundDo I live?
>>217865635lmfao
>>217865621trying to turn this into (what I assume was supposed to be) a serious, philosophical moment was one of the rare few big misfires this season
>>217865635…..lol
>>217865648
>>217865703unlike the feces flying out of Dunk's asshole, which was cinema
>>217865638>>Maegorprobably dies to Bobby b>mancedies to anyone there>Gwayne Corbraygues Daemon wil be busy for half an hour before beating him>>217865501clegane brothers are gonna be tough but maybe dayne and jaime can take thembobby is gonna take maegordaemon will take gwayne unless gwayne gets a little luckysandoq vs aemon would be a good fight
>>217865696>implying they even have vaginas>implying their bodily fluids wouldn't poison you and vice versa
>>217865430i miss when u guys would post abour raping the guy on the right
>>217865688Tbh Sara kinda q I just hate her for what she did to HotD
>>217865722>game of thrones theme starts>smash cut to projectile diarrheaI don't know that it was an advisable choice 2 minutes into a new series but it made me laugh
we need Robert's rebellion as the next series after KotSK booksjust no more fucking dragons
>>217865083REF THIS SHIT ISN'T FAIR
>>217865501The Cleganes never fight alongside eachother for a reason. They'll be too busy killing eachother to fight on your behalf.
>>217865751This world is cruelty, but there is another world somewhere, a world where Luke rape is the most sublime of events
>>217865743The First Men have CoF blood. Your headcanon is invalid
Any anon can make an anon
>>217865620Where do they even find these "people", every show has a bunch of arrogant retards writing their shitty gay fanfics of source material. I would've thought nepobaby kikes wouldn't hire other arrogant cunts, there's enough arrogance on set with just them but I guess retardation attracts retardation.
>>217865083>Sandoq the Shadow>Maegor>The Hound>Daemon Targaryen>The Smiling Knight>Criston Cole>Gwayne corbrayI have a chance, for the love of the gods I have a chance
They spent 11 gorillian dollars making the original Leaf's eyes slightly farther apart. Then they just made her a Chinese lady in green makeup
Mages like Melisandre and Alys Rivers can one shot people with preparation.
was he based or retarded
>>217865822Huh, you're right. The green midgets must have some piss weak ass blood then if there's no one left with green skin.
>>217865083>Ser Barristan the Bold>Ser Jaime Lannister>Ser Arthur Dayne>Ser Daemon Blackfyre>Ser Aemon Targaryen (dragonknight)>Ser Duncan the Tall>and Bobby Bi know you obviously realize how stacked the odds are against us replying but holy shit you don't realize how stacked the odds are against us replying, theres no winning this conventionally
>>217865861I hated how they handled the cotf in the show.
>>217865848>I have a chance, for the love of the gods I have a chance>Daemon Targaryenno you really don't
>>217865865the yearning to die alongside your dad for no reason is sometimes too great
>>217865844Commies are in charge of hiring and they hire commies. Simple as. Most industries these days are run by their HR departments, and the HR departments are all run by deranged fatmads, homos, and commies.
>>217865083i like how people are choosing gwayne corbray because at the very least he can keep daemon busy for the rest of the trial
>>217865844California's a blight.
>>217865930Upvoted.
>>217865083Daemon Blackfyre seems out of place
>>217865865>was he based or retardedyes
>>217865943i know but he actually has more feats than Jaime and Arthur Dayne
>>217865960>but he actually has more feats than Jaime and Arthur Daynemore than Aemon at the very least
>>217865870The greenmen are first generation human cotf hybrids
If George isn’t gonna finish the books dan he at least do more Targ lore?
>>217866033is FaB2 already released?
>>217866062Neg
>>217865083My champions shall be sers fire, flame, smoke, inferno, blaze, smog, and ash.
>>217865865Often the two cannot easily be separated. He was a based retard.
>>217866097You need to be one of the seven.Which of Fire, Flame, Smoke, Inferno, Blaze, Smog and Ash will you disregard?
>>217865462the Ghost of High heart
>>217866009Aemon at least we can assume that he was one of the main commanders of the Dornigger conquest.Arthur and Jaime on the other hand spent less time in battlefields over their entire lives than Bobby did in a single day during the Bobellion.
>>217865088Daily reminder that in the days of the First Men, the women considered this an honour.>>217865129Jaqen and Syrio are the same person, and the Halfhand is Arthur Dayne. He's already on the other side. No doubling up.
For me it's discounted Ros
>>217865083Ser Brienne of TarthGendry after rowing for 3 yearsFaceless AryaKarl Tanner, the fookin legend of Gin AlleyEuron "Jaimeslayer" GreyjoyOne of Qyburn's scorpionsRamsay with his dogsEasiest trial of my life.
>>217865865In the world of ASOIAF he seems retarded, because everyone else is a conniving self-interested cunt, so he seems naive and dumb by comparison for believing in things like honour and courage. In a show like Dunkin Eggs he would seem based because it has some cunts but also some people who are good, and mostly just medium people, like real life. His courage and honour would be more at home.
>>217866280>Aemon at least we can assume that he was one of the main commanders of the Dornigger conquest.true but i don't know what's the overlap of commanding versus dueling? also Daemon did get btfo'd but was doing well in the war all over the crownlands before that, and he was the one that smashed the Vale's vanguard. It's really that 40 minute duel with corbray who was said to not only be one of the best knights of that time but one of the best of his house and best wielders of lady forlorn
>>217866321>the Halfhand is Arthur Dayne
Michael Cera should play Aegon the Conqueror
this show fucking owns and i didnt think it was possible to make such a show in current year
next ep is 100% flashback and we don't even get the trial of 7 until 2 weeks from tonight
>>217865083can i get them to drop the accusation?if not theni namerhaegarcersei lannisterasharadaenerys Inaerys egglyanna stark
>>217866435the critics already said the battle is in the penultimate episode, episode 6 is the aftermath and closing/setup for the next adventure
I heard this movie was actually good. Should I watch it bros?
>>217866466Yes
>>217866466imagine how sweaty he must be after fighting in full plate.
>>217866466it's alright, pretty bland looking, makes dunk look colorful by comparison, good ending
>>217866446heh
>>217865688It's not possible to deperson a nonperson. The phrase you're looking for is "recognize their nonpersonhood.">>217866425It's essentially confirmed; Martin left hints like "Dawn arrived with Qhorin" throughout (Dawn being their family sword). It also means that the Halfhand dying to protect Jon was the fulfillment of the vow he took to protect the royal blood.Eddard Stark bested him, cutting his hand in half, took his sword back to his hold, and sent him to the Wall. Ned never fights in tourneys because he doesn't want people to know how good he really is, and he wanted to protect Dayne.
>>217866466Watch the first 20 minutes to see how based Hotspur/Aegon is
>>217866466If you like historically accurate nerd fighting, I highly recommend it.
>>217866499It's somehow really satisfying to see that abhorrent retarded political takes and abhorrent retarded asoiaf theories come from some of the same retards
>>217866446they all kill themselves on the spot
>>217866476He doesn't fight and gets merked offscreen
>>217866371>shaved pitsi will not stand for the historical anachronism
>>217866446>daenerys I?
>>217865151Yeah, John fights him when he is disguised as rattle shirt.John thanks to himself how mance is able to swing a great sword faster than most men can swing a dagger
>>217866522Likewise, it's no surprise that someone who uncritically accepts the gay agenda is also incapable of argument. Leftism is caused by feelings of inferiority and oversocialization.
>>217866371something weird about her face, she's like a midget woman with normal height
>>217866556I see it
>>217866506Are he and Timbo fighting over who has the most unpleasant haircut?
>>217865083is there like an official powerscaling sheet for this manga?
>>217865083And Bobby b? Fuck you bro
>>217866446it's supposed to be a fight, not an orgy
>>217866548jon
>>217866466people posting shit like this without naming the movie should be executed on the spot. no exceptions.
>>217866616The Kang (2019)
>>217865346>edgyI don't really see how those pics are edgy, they are all solid top-tier fighters. >>217866321>Jaqen and Syrio are the same person, and the Halfhand is Arthur DayneI would love to see a source for that>>217865735>>mance>dies to anyone there>>217865346>tf is mance supposed to do hereSee>>217866548
>>217866499>he doesn't want people to know how good he really isAnd yet everybody knows that he beat the supposed swordsman in the country. I think you were retarded, not only is that not a confirmation, but a potential poetic implication, if the half hand does not have Dawn anymore, then how the hell did Dawn arrive with him?
>>217866639>I don't really see how those pics are edgyhe is of the night
>>217866616Holy shit you're a genuine pathetic little faggot
>>217866616The King, still my favorite Chalamet flick
>>217865083 >durran godsgrief >brandon of the bloody blade >galladon of morne >symeon star eyes >serwyn of the mirror shield >jon the oak >bors the breaker
>>217866639mance is strong and good but he's not much stronger than most of the people he's going up against and definitley not faster, also bobby b is there, i just don't see mance having anyone in this matchup beat, maybe aemon at best but he's quick with a really good weapon
>>217866689holy shit you might actually survive
>>217865083Wun WunMag the MightyDongo the DoomedDrogonRhaegalViserionSandor Clegane
>>217866639>I would love to see a source for thatIt's not officially confirmed, but the last we see of Syrio is him fighting to protect Arya in the palace. The origin of Jaqen - who immediately speaks to Arya and protects her - is that he was taken from the dungeons, where Syrio would have been when he was eventually overwhelmed. Jaqen is a faceless man from Braavos, just like Syrio is from Braavos. It's obvious he just changed his face.People who deny this and Qhorin=Dayne are no different than the people that denied R+L=J before the series passed the books and confirmed what all bookfags already knew.>>217866657First, nobody knows what happened at the Tower of Joy except for Ned and Howland because they were the only survivors. This is the reason nobody realizes that Jon is Rhaegar's you fucking noob. Second, the Night's Watch can't inherit and all that, so it would be ridiculous for him to take the family's symbolic sword to the north. "Dawn arrived with Qhorin" meaning the literal rising of the sun. You don't really know anything and you clearly haven't read the books to appreciate the level of detail that GRRM put into them.
>>217866732>Wun WunHe's not a knight
Do you think Torrhen let Jace warm up in his big warm cloak? It's so cold on the Wall. Southron Dragonboys are not used to the cold.
Is it fair to say that Tywin Lannister abolished Ice
>>217865202Trvke
>>217866747Neither was Raymun Fossoway
>>217866773
>>217866736Howland killed Dayne with a poisoned weapon, it is known.
>>217866748
>>217865202>>The Strangerperson you chose is not a member of the house, better maegor
>>217866794Good luck alternating the sword on his shoulders while dubbing him
>>217866747Uncle Tywin says I can have whoever I want on my team.
>>2178650836 Others/White Walkers
>>217866748Go be gay somewhere else.
>>217866826>person you chose is not a member of the houseExactly why he's perfect as the Stranger
>>217866857anon, Daemon and Aemon have valyrian steel swords and fucking Jon Snow and Sam were skilled enough to kill White walkers
>>217866875i guess that makes sense, warrior should be the warrior himself daemon b but then it kind of ruins the theme
>>217866861Made it bigger just for you, precious
>>217866895Thanks, bud. The lust in their eyes is palpable
>>217866918
>>217866556A lot of younger women have this phenotype compared to the Millennial women. Midget like features.
>>217866895>>217866918Go get a room, you asspirates.
>>217866556It's the fivehead.
>>217866736>nobody knows what happened at the Tower of Joy except for Ned and HowlandNobody knows officially what happened, but according to common reckoning, Ned beat Arthur, no?
>>217865083Sandoq the ShadowCriston ColeGwayne CorbrayLyonel BaratheonRogar BaratheonMaegor TargaryenGarlan TyrellI'm not sure if to pick Rogar or Harras the Knight
>>217866736>People who deny this and Qhorin=Dayne are no differentSorry buddy but I'm not seeing enough evidence for Syrio=JH. If it was even somewhat implied at all when Aria was training with the faceless Men I could believe it, but alas. And again, one passage saying that dawn came with the halfhand, it's not enough to convince me either. No worries though, I love talking about these theories with homies
>>217866938
man ep 4 is a banger from start to finish, might be the best westeros related episode of anything
>>217866980>Sandoq the Shadowhas a good shot, strong and fast, great fucking weapon, he might not be fast enough though, and isn't well armored, if he gets 2v1'd or goes against one of the more faster characters it's gg>Criston Colei see Cole doing well agains tall of them but then losing to Jaime who is basically a tourney pro like Cole but a tad more versatile and dirty>Gwayne Corbrayi can see Gwayne giving anyone on here a tough time but we all know Daemon B is gonna have that dance, Red Grass 2.0 theres a chance Gwayne wins a rematch but at the very least he's gonna keep Daemon preoccupied which is good for the rest of your team>Lyonel Baratheon>Rogar Baratheoncall me crazy but i think bobby b takes both of them even in a 2 against one situation, byt Bobby can take Rogar and Dunk will of course take his old comrade Lyonel>Maegorsince Bobby B would be busy with his relatives this one falls on Barristan, and Maelys was already Maegor 2.0 but even stronger and faster but probably dumber and less skilled martially, i see Barristan winning>GarlanDayne will have the edge because of dawn but this fight is closer than people want to admitnot bad anon but i think you die
Why did they make viserys a lego playing ugly fatso in hotd what the fuck???
>>217866963I don't remember that being common knowledge in the books, but I could be wrong. I think you're overestimating what people know about the Tower of Joy. I don't even think most important people even know that something happened there, beyond possibly that 7 people including Ned took out 3 kingsguard.Regardless, Arthur went to the wall and fulfilled his oath dying to protect Jon.>>217866994Okay, cool, but you should google it and read the write ups from people who collected better evidence and viewed the source material more recently. There's a reason that Syrio's death is not shown on screen, especially in a show like this that does not shy away from violence. And there's a reason that Syrio tells Arya "there is only one god, and his name is death". You know, like the death cult of faceless men? If memory serves Jaqen said something to Arya that was essentially confirmation in a later season, but I can't recall the exact details.
>>217867125I wish it had been brighter, but it was foggy in the book so I can't be too mad. It's a shame so much of the tourney was offscreened, we missed out on the colors.
>>217867155can we just agree as a general to pretend hotd doesn't exist and just not watch the new season
>>217867125At least it's the best westeros related episode that is uplifting and heroic.If I'd remember early GoT better than maybe there's something of higher quality there that is more of a downer.
>>217867155viserys was not described as handsome by any account
>>217867163>all this faggotry because jaime had some throwaway line about how dayne was so awesome he could jack off with both hands blindfolded
>>217867137>or goes against one of the more faster characterslike Aemon dragonknight
>>217867155I ride or die for Vissy T
>>217867125My only complaints:-The first scene with Steffon Fossoway feels a little silly knowing that he betrays Dunc like 8 minutes later, the whole "You'll not die on my watch man!" shit is a bit much-The fart
>>217867230>"You'll not die on my watch man!" shit is a bit muchit bothered me too, but then i realized he's trying to get dunk to trust him enough to not look for more men and leave it to him
>>217867230Never trust a cunt with an empty belt sheath
>>217867155Viseryes was the best part of the whole story you pleb
>>217867259Yeah I suppose, I hadn't considered that
>>217865083does Dunk's ashford 7 stand a chance against these 7?
>>217867300No way, lucky for him he's instead facing off against late-Targ fuckboys and some Kingsguard literally nobody has heard about other than them jobbing in this story
T'was a bargain well struck
>>217867137fair points, who can you even swap to get better odds? the only top tier fighters in ASOIAF that I can think of that can be used are Harras the Knight Harlaw (fought 7 guys, has Nightfall), Andrik the Unsmiling (said to be the greatest ironborn warrior during the WOT5K), maybe full-handed Qhorin and I guess one of the two cleganes? there are some lore characters that could be used but since we don't know their actual feats besides just being told that "they were the greatest of their age"
>>217867300Nigga what is beesbury gonna do against Daemon Blackfyre and Arthur Dayne, sting em to death?
>>217867300>Raymun 'Motts' Fossaway>a knight with a broken leg>Dunk early in his careerThey only have Laughing Storm and I never even considered Baelor as a formidable warrior in Westeros. Aerion's team probably have a better chance since they have 3 KGs.
>>217867300not even close, especially cause it would be Dunk in his prime vs his 16 year old self
>>217867388buzz off hater
>>217865083I call the night king, his retainers and one slot for wunwun as wight. Team whitewalker will destroy your seven. Only valyrian steel/obsidian or dragon glass could kill them and only a handful have it on your team. The night king even killed a dragon from DND's shitty fanfic.
>>217867388BEEEE prepared NIGGAAAAAA
>>217865129>SyrioSyrio is a faggot anon, like you
>>217867230>knowing that he betrays DuncYou're not supposed to be a knowing bookfag. I didn't know and I was genuinely like "that's cool, that they've taken this ostensibly asshole character and let him have an overriding sense of honour that supercedes him being an asshole". The heel turn felt disappointing, it would have been better the other way.
>>217867388The bee does not concern himself with the opinions of a pollen.
>>217867396>Baelor as a formidable warrior in Westeroswell he is a great commander and he did break Daemon Blackfyre's streak in jousting so he's definitley good
>>217867433The bee is internally bleeding send aid
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vluB2zII8Q
>>217867421Uncalled for
>>217865083MyselfMy buddy Craig (he's funny, you'll like him)ShaeRosRobb Stark's swarthoid wife the the great ass (show canon)TyshaBrandon the Shipwright (our getaway driver)
When bees sting you they die
>>217867396>They only have Laughing Stormhe's not beating Bobby B is he
>>217865250He only had a few seconds but im homo for this guy.
>>217867471>fuck craig
>>217867472Delete this
>>217867471>4 whores>and a getaway driverAnon... what the fuck are you planning?
>>217867494that's valarr or daeron the drunken?
>>217867472
>>217867480>almost as tall as Dunc>almost 6'11>Bobby B is like 6'6damn
>>217867472An honorable death
>>217867508why is jaime mogging me rn
>>217867471This isn't gonna end in a fight. You're gonna do something based.
>>217867471these guys might make it
HBO still fails to capture the entertainment of game of thrones... I feel like these episodes are so short and nothing happens. It's a short story just being dragged out.
>>217867388>>217867404>>217867419>>217867433>>217867462>>217867472>>217867539i love this community KEK im crying
>>217867543yeah but bobby is just freakish fast and strong with a fucking hammer in full plate
>>217867480Show laughing storm obviously no, but graphic nevil laughing storm? It would be an epic clash
>>217867588show bobby b is like 6 foot so it's the same thing as novel vs book lol
>>217867535Valarr
I knocked him down with my antlers. Gods, they were stiff then.
>>217867614I'm gay as fuck nigga but he looks like a lesbian
>>217867582yeah I still believe in Bobby, but I wasn't expecting him to be heightmogged by his ancestor like that
>>217867625is it even height mogging when the shortest person is 6'6
>>217865861>the CotF super powers were an just a single extra chromossome all along
>>217867622Nah he looks twink.
why did Baelor name his son and heir Guy
>>217867588I don't think Lyonel has as much mass on Bobby as one might expect from the height diff.Not that Lyonel would be a lanklet or anything, I've just pictured Bobby as more beefy given Ned's description of him.
>>217867647look - Targs have like 11 different names to choose from and 9 of them are directly associated with historical monsters, it doesn't leave a lot of options
>>217865045GoT used to have episodes leaking in seasons 7 and 8.Does this show not leak?
>>217867647it was either that or morghulis
>>217865045BAD PUSSY DABID
>>217867700Baelor nooooo
I wish there was a game besides ckii and iii with good asoiaf mods (i don’t count banging sansa in the sims)
>>217867823Are the Warband and Bannerlord ones not good?
>>217867823mount and blade warband had one, maybe bannerlord does now too?
Your heroes, Ser.
>>217867918>the guy with 1 eye, the guy with 1 leg, the guy who's been a knight for 6 minutes, and the guy who isn't a real knight at allvs>3 kingsguard, 3 princes, and some apple bitch
>>217867823I think there is an old Tw: Medieval 2 mod But frankly ck2 and 3 are perfect for ASoif games because it’s so focused on family dynasty
it sucks that it's sunday and no new episode
>>217867729FINALLY someone posts this
>>217867944Andal blood, targshit.
>Dunk is so le honorable>entire strategy revolves around playing tricks>One enemy isn't going to actually fight>kingsguard can't attack the hand of the king/princehonor bros, your response?
>>217867955It’s not dunks fault that the Targaryen faggot won’t just drop it Baelors whole idea was that Arian would drop it after dunk asked for risk by combat
>>217867955Excuse me, ser, but you are missing the point. Strategy matters for nothing, the outcome is the will of the Seven.
>>217867469these flashbacks weren't in the novelladid all this info about Dunk's childhood came straight from GRRM or si that headcanon from the episode writer ?
The pacing of this show is awful... really ruins it in a weekly format
>>217867955>targDRUNK willingly volunteers and goes out of his way to KNEEL>TargRAPIST is already too scared to fight Dunk one on one and has to invoke 6000 year old Andal nonsense just to survive>TargSNEAK bribes a man with a lordship to betray dunk at the last minute >all while demanding their personal guard fight for them in this trialYeah, we are going to kill you.
>>217867918You know I wonder if the main series we'll get another trail by sevenDanys kingsguard 7 vs Aegon kingsguard 7Seems like a cool way for a lot of characters to die in an exciting way
>>217868042Rotted zoomer brain
>>217867918>shit we forgot to introduce the bee guy, how do we make him stand out?>uhh just give him a neon moustache
Shansha Pleash!!!
>>2178680844 episodes and almost nothing has happened
are we ready for the BEE?
>>217868096everything has happened
>>217868096this has been debunked
Targ shitGet hitAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When does Aerion drink the wildfire anyway? Was that even written about or just inferred?
>>217868083We don’t need your cartoon porn thanks
>>217868096>It's a comfy knightly adventure sir>I don't get it where are the happenings, the political manouvers, the world ending stakes?>You just watch Dunk and Egg try to join and participate in the joust sir
>>217868114>>2178681164 episodes and the quality is less and with less content than most any episode in game of thrones. All that has happened so far would take place in 1 maybe 2 episodes in game of thrones. This is being stretched out for bullshit.
What this show really needs is for Dunk or Egg to find the Dagger and have visions of the White Walkers
>>217868137actually this is canon to the novels
>>217868036Almost assuredly headcanon but hopefully its not retarded. I'm actually kinda worried though, that girl had girlboss vibes, and I don't know what kind of role she could play in Dunks story other than taking over Arlen's as an inspiration for doing good.
>>217868096Could I get some lore-anon to fact check this?Thanks.
>>217865083Poor selection on your part, 5/7 are Kingsguard so could just stack my 6 with all royals who they can't attack to turn it into a 7v2 (then again, could backfire if all 5 then focus on me alone).>>217867955>Aerion invokes trial of 7, knowing that hardly anyone would risk angering the royal family to help some bum knight>STILL engages in scumfuckery with Fossoway>Use 3x of the best Knights in the kingdom to kill, again, some lanky bum>Muh honorDrink wildfyre
Season 3 is gunna suck tho >there's a conspiracy to maybe have a conspiracy for yet another targ civil war>but then egg shows his ring again so it doesn't happen
>>217868137That's not cartoon porn anon this is. Pity this was canonised by Ryan 'the rapist' Cyndal
>>217868052Im sure that faggot will respond that dunk isn't even a knight. Well fuck him and his slippery slopes.You can retort that targshit aerion should stop being an asshole.
>>217868147Rotted zoomer brain
>>217868143But how will they shoehorn game of thrones in thisTHE PROPHECY DUNKOf ICE AND FIRE
>>217868184>Poor selection on your part, 5/7 are Kingsguard so could just stack my 6 with all royals who they can't attack to turn it into a 7v2 (then again, could backfire if all 5 then focus on me alone).damn
>Dunk is about to charge in the Trial>time freezes and the environment goes black>"It's a story dunk..">It's Helaena>"And you're just a part of it.."
>A Beesbury bastard was one of the seven who fought against King Maegor in a trial of seven >A Beesbury fought King Jaehaerys in a trial by combat200 year tradition of dueling with Targshits. Next Sunday, they will see what /ourbee/ has wrought.
>>217868188If HOTD S3 opened with a Rhaenyra/Alicent makeout session I would unironically call Condal/Hess the best ASOIAF showrunners
>>217868192not an argument you shit for brains slop consumer... the show is written by fucking women for crying out loud.
>>217868206>Dunk is about to charge in the Trial>*record scratch, freeze frame*>"Soo, I bet you're wonderin' how I became a squire in tha first place...">flashback sequence from preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0eJ6Q54eE
>had another vivid daydream about being Lyonel's squire and he laughed at my jokes
>>217868213I had memoryholed this sceneWhat the fuck were they thinking
>>217868209>old man beesbury head bashed in for targ defiance>young lad beesbury gutted by jaehaerys for targ banging>star jouster beesbury stands against targ injusticehaven't read the novellas but third time's the charm, right beesbros?
BEEEEEware
would you rather be a tyrell or lannister?lannisters have a shitload of gold but have to deal with GREYJOY FUCKING SHITStyrells have the most manpower but have to deal with DORNISH FUCKING SHITSboth have agreeable climates
where next thread
>>217868358TyrellImagine the maidensLannister women are definitely stuck up gold diggers, Tyrell maidens will be happy with some flowers and shit (you can pick them on the way)
>>217867918>>217868085These goofy ass pokemon gym ahh minor houses
>>217868358Tyrell, not even close.
>>217868358The Reach seems to have the better climate, but it also has more bothersome and powerful vassals to deal withHonestly, being a Lannister is cooler with the lion and all but I the Reach is definetly a better kingdom to live in>>217868373Margaery and Olenna, famous for their lack of ambition
>>217868358Tyrell by a mile The Dornish are based and honorable, the Greyjoy’s are cringe and untrustworthy niggers
This show is underwhelming and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Some of the actors are okay but it feels like hollow shell just like house of the dragon. It's like a show trying to mimic a song of fire and ice but it just doesn't hit the mark because the source material is not paced for a full TV show.
>>217868400>Margaery and Olenna, famous for their lack of ambitionThat's why I said the maidens. The average woman in the area. Obviously the Tyrells will still have their collection of gold diggers and what not, but on average I definitely think their women will be way more chill and nice and less awful
>>217868213Inb4 more telenovela shit feat. boondock lords and abortion tea
>>217868419>and I'm tired of pretending it's not.when did you start
>>217868436episode 1
>>217865045Lyonel's a bit fruity, innit?
>>217868526straight men can't be zest anymore without white women making them out to be queer, seven hells
>>217866538they shaved their pits back in the day. their pubes too.
>>217868631>their pubes tooDevastating
>>217868658Helped control lice infestations. Nobody wants to pay for bug-infested pussy.
>>217866773lmao
Someone make a new hive err, thread!
Dunc certainly brings back the feel of got which hotd does not just feels like a high school level attempt at adapting the material and trying too hard to set itself apart while only succeeding at imitating the worst parts of the original series
>>217868768thread maker is sleeping
Has courage deserted the noble posters of Television & Film?!I will not believe it is so!Are there no true thread makers among you?!
>>217867955>THE GODS WILLS IT
>>217868799hotd sucks because all of the characters are awful and there's nobody to root for or care about. it's just terrible cynical trash in a way that GoT never was despite also being somewhat critical of the ideas of honor and forthrightness. akot7k is just a breath of fresh air because the characters are almost all likeable, its almost completely earnest, and it's well acted, has good production design and feels to be made thoughtfully and with love for the source material.
you niggers are so fucking lazy>>217868969
The new people here have ruined the vibe.
>>217868977Damn right I am, just like my boy Wyman Manderly
