Nothin' like a bit of Girl on Girl edition previously: >>217891637
star trek sex with shran
If you work for minimum wage, you deserve it and probably deserve less
Rom would be proud with how that last thread concluded.
>>217902873If you find lesbians hot you're a cuck
>>217902916On that note what even is the point of being an NCO on a Starfleet vehicle. You work as a slave, have to do as you’re told, and you don’t have the mobility to work up the ranks. Maybe the incentive is number of times you can use the replicator? Or time on the holodeck?
>>217902960we dont talk about the economics of star trek. mall walkers cant handle it.
>>217902873This kiss would not be possible in nutrek, because the actresses would be too fat to get close enough to each other for kissing.
>>217902950I'M UPTIGHT ABOUT SEX STUFF!!!!!
>>217902932>>217902989
Is Worf technically a little gay since Jadzia has the memories and partly the personality of a dude?
>>217903010Um based?
>>217902928Them using artwork on the box was so misleading lolThe Insurrection Enterprise-E was just as janky as the First Contact one
>>217903010Based Rom, long live the immortal science of Marxist-Rommunism
>>217902960Just like real lifeNCOs get to cause absolute havoc without taking any of the blame
>>217902960You get to adventure in space, and you get all the replicated food and alien vagina you want
>>217903048>>217903051Sign me up!
>>217902873This OP is within format parameters.Thread approved.
i actually am uptight about sex stuff but cynical pandering to an audience isn't sexual at all so I have no problem with it
>>217902960>You work as a slave, have to do as you’re told, and you don’t have the mobility to work up the ranks.The Irish are naturally suited to this task, being dimwitted beasts of burden with no motivation of their own.
Reminder that everyone in the Mirror Universe is gay and evil. Kind of like Nu Trek
>>217903002Americans were historically very uptight about sex stuff. We were basically founded by Puritans. And it made us the most powerful country in the world.
Every time I see someone declare Academy to be great, I lose hope that whatever the next series is might even have a chance of being good...
>>217903110topkek
>>217903110>Works on a spaceship>Most important person there, saves everyone all the time>Hot Asian wifeHow do I win at life as hard, as Miles does?
>>217903153It's about killing fans.
>>217903194>Keiko>hot
i would be most interested in what someone who is the actual target audience for SA has to say about it. trekkies seem to either performatively love it or performatively hate it and it's all so tirsesome.
>>217903219>oh no I accidentally turned you 12 again and Dr Bashir had a horrible transporter accident I as the head engineer will really have to look into that
>>217903010Hi :)
>>217903219She was pretty hot when she got possessed by that Pah-Wraith
>>217903249The target audience is mouth breathing imbeciles looking for background noise to watch while waiting for the next season of whatever other Goyslop they actually watch.
>>217903285that was the only episode where keiko was actually a good character and contributed anything beyond being a nagging bitch wife
>>217903249The target audience of SA isn't watching television. They're wither gambling on DraftKings or doomscrolling IG Reels. It's a show not meant for audiences, but to prop a failed streaming service.
>>217903249I don't even consider voyager star trek, I don't care about your slop at all
>>217902873is that my girl Reggie??
>>217903219She's a solid 8.
>>217903340i dunno if that's true because all the shows SA is trying to copy are/were popular.
>>217903341But Voyager is like the 4th best Trek series.
>>217903360the entire recurring female cast of both TNG and DS9 are hotter, except maybe polaski if we're counting her
>>217903409>polaskiNah, no one cares about that gorgon.
>>217903374nobody has ever heard of scorpion
>>217903335In that case I'm the target audience. It isn't bad.
>>217903153Jessie looking pretty manly lately. Is he forgetting to take his tranny pills?
>>217902873this scene was the reason why the term "lesbian kiss episode" was coined
>>217902873too bad all trekkies are fags
I still wank daily to retarded 90s lesbian shit and not afraid to admit
What happened to that anon who complained that posters here don't capitalize their sentences?
>>217903540Probably 'cause they're all about the gay instead of the trans now. It really is just woke points with them that determine how good something is.
Thoughts?
>>217903571the incel council heard his petition and he was banished to buffalo to fight the skajaquada
>>217903604>Thoughts?Very rarely. It makes my heart hurt when I have them. My favorite Trek is DS9.
>>217903596>>217903153Like it or not, Jessie Gender is representative of the Star Trek fandom in the year of our lord 2026. Paramount has been hard at work to replace the aging Star Trek fandom with easily-manipulated queer consumers.
>>217903010>Making Rom more evil than QuarkSubverted my expectations desu
>>217903596Whoa, it's almost like these fruit baskets are actual real grifters or something.
>>217903710Fuck off back to Plebbit, Maricón.
>>217903749Why are the german localizations there?Why is there a Nox city from SG-1 there?
What % of Earth is human? Given it's the HQ of the federation you'd imagine it would be quite diverse.But it always looks disgusitngly monoracial.
>>217903818whoa whoa whoacool it with the anti-terranism you anti-terranite
>>217903710Don't go back to R*ddit, Malencon!
>>217903604There certainly weren’t any in the writer’s room or storyboard
>>217903604>space vaginaHow brave
>>21790381860% human 20% Vulcan10% other Federation race5% non federation 5% other non-human (cetaceans and Irish)
I’m preaching to the choir but going back and watching the RLM videos of them losing their minds at how retarded PIC gets is infinitely more entertaining than anything made since the ending of ENT
>>217904208my favorite moment is them reacting to Picard's cringe wordsalad speech which is mostly exactly verbatim what Mike did mocking the writing in the episode before
Without just disparaging later Trek, say something nice about Nemesis
>>217903122THIS. Always hated the DS9/Ent mirror universe episodes with how intentionally absurd they got. Anyone who likes those eps is partially responsible for Nu-Trek since it would have influenced including those elements in it if fans previously responded positively. At least the TOS episode was treated more seriously.
>>217904397It was the last one
>>217904397I liked Shinzons ship and the psychic rape.
>>217903698Wasn't sure what I was expecting when I looked up their Borg ship toy but here it is
>>217903136China mogs you
It's a good episode because they're not lesbians. They were hetero but they changed bodies. It was an allegory.
Lol
Archer is a fucktard. the first and only fucktard captain in Starfleet. that is all.
>>217904741When is the last time you watched ENT?Don't lie
>>217904776few months ago
>>217902950the fantasy is that they're straight girls who are lezzing out in order to please you.
>>217904563
>>217904397It deserved to be called a movie more than Insurrection did
>>217904741I like when he gets mad at Trip for teaching the sex slave how to read.
>>217904950truly an insane moment.
>>217905048>>217904950keep in mind not only was he mad at Trip for teaching the slave how to read he was also mad that the sex slave could no longer be used for its intended purpose of sex slavery and that a child could no longer be born from it
for the record, still would. because she earned it
>>217905073Faith of the heart pilled
>>217904397I honestly don't knowMy mind just doesn't remember fucking SHIT from the Trek movies other than that very cool looking Klingon warbird in whatever movie it happenedI guess I'll have to rewatch all of them
>>217905081DON'T LOVE HER! SHE'LL KILL YOU IF YOU LOVE HER!
>>217903604i think i understand that nutrek uses the transporters like real trek uses the turbo lifts but i cant help but notice that none of the super advanced alien races showed in TOS-ENT had disembodied starships loosely held together by magnets or whatever. you might want to cite Prometheus's multi-vector assault mode as an example but they made a point of separating the ship and also its obviously a terrible idea that only creates more points of failure. outer space is terrifyingly unforgiving. there is no room for this horseshit
>>217905081>>217905220Man, aging sucks.
>>217905387only if you actually give a fuck about random men wanting to fuck you based on looking at you
>>217903604muhahahaha
You can tell when the viral marketers are around because they make threads about Star Trek outside /trek/. There's like three up right now.
>>217905474i just noticed that too. the thread about Jake is kinda good tho.
>>217905474It could just be our retarded brothers tho who ignore the catalog
I genuinely feel like getting people to hate watch this new shit IS part of the viral marketing. Like as long as people are talking about it who cares if they like it or not.
>>217905520you are not one of us, newfag
>>217905555witnessed
>>217905550Tawny won. Maybe you should've ridden horses instead of failing at life.
Fuck star trek honestly, 17 years of this nutrek shit and all it has done is tainted its legacy
>>217905621I would rather ride a horse and break my neck than watch anything this retard wrote or acted in.
>>217905684there's 40 years of actual Trek for you to talk about and all you care to talk about is a drop in the bucket of bullshit that's not even Trek. fuck off back to whatever grifter's comment section you came from.
>>217905621FINNA CHICKEN RED ALURRRT LMAO U GOOD NIGGA? AIGHT EN' TRANSMITCHIN
>>217905692No time like the present. Hop to it. Chop chop.
>>217905773I would need an epipen first because I am super allergic to horses, and I don't feel like spending $50 to cosplay Christopher Reeve.
>>217905621>you should've ridden horsesShe should be riding me
>>217904397the ship vs ship combat was cool while still retaining the aesthetic and themes
>>217905735>muh griftersJesus Christ, shut the fuck up already. You complain about muh grifters more than anyone complains about nutrek you faggot
>>217905924There are a few people who try to post shit from their youtube channels here. I am not complaining, it is just something I have noticed.
>>217905621why does bf seethe so hard at this kween?
>>217904397>CGI holds up>the space battle was good>Patrick Stewart and Tom Hardy acting against each other was good>Argo shuttle AND jeep are cool idgaf what people say>Valdore warbird is pure sexoh the plot? ehhhh. well.
>>217905550Hatewatching profits nobody but YouTube. RLM and Critical Drinker have made more money off NuTrek than Paramount.
>>217902873Oh god yes!! Lesbianism!!!
>>217905971Because I have an IQ above 70.
>>217905978>>217904397Nemesis had the potential to be the TNG version of The Undiscovered Country had everyone involved not been so burnt out and completely done with it all. And if they had Jonathan Frakes direct. When it's not an effects shot, Stuart Baird's direction is very boring.
>>217905978any honest assesment of the tng films will conlclude that the only problem was that they were released in theaters in an attempt to make money. if they were released as tv specials to help buy time for voy and ent the would all be beloved and they would have been more profitable in the long run.
>>217905924>You complain about muh grifters more than anyone complains about nutrek you faggotit's literally happening you denying it just means you're one of them and don't know that 3 weeks ago none of you were here
>>217905988no. its because you want to be her, in a sexual way. .
>>217906017That's like when people complain Insurrection is "too much like the show" wtf did they want
>>217906047The only cartoon character I want to be in a sexual way is Haman Karn and I am 100% deadass serious.
>>217906029>it's it's it'sdon't care, didn't read, shut up dipshit
>>217906057That's not what the complaint it, but I'm not surprised you didn't understand that
>>217906087i accept your concession, disparu dick cheese connoisseur
>>217906103since 1998 it's been>this is like a two-parter from TNG and not like a movie.
>>217906148What?
>>217905988I dunno, she's getting paid to write and act in her own fanfic. Seems pretty smart to me.
>>217906199You accidentally wrote smart instead of cringe.
>>217905817>I am super allergic to horses,This explains your antipathy toward Tawny (who still won btw)
>>217906057they wanted a tv special but couldnt admit it. insurrection is objectively better than voyage home but its not worth the price of admission for a scifi action flick in 1998, a year after Men In Black. so people leave the theaters saying>>217906148and everyone waits until it airs on USA network
>>217905988It's spelled BMI. Not IQ
>>217904455Yup thats a Borg cube
>>217906221There are no accidents.
>>217906334You tell that to Christopher Reeve.
>>217906004I agree
>>217906356Not an accident, *they* knew he would be entering politics so they took President Superman from us. Can't have another Reagan after all, the Gipper almost ruined their plans with SDI. Having Obama make that Kal El joke was the Cabal rubbing it in our face but you already knew that. Why would you make such a unpatriotic joke otherwise? I know what you are doing, my vines are EVERYWHERE and they see all. Even when you poop.
>>217906356I can't find my ouija board.
>>217906148No, the complaint was that it's like a *mid* two-parter.
>>217906471>I know what you are doing, my vines are EVERYWHERE and they see all. Even when you poop.Found the shill or should I say the industry plant
>>217906365Indeed the first half of Nemesis outside of the obligatory action scene is very plodding and moody but not even in a kino way.
>>217906473Call Zak Bagans instead.
>>217906508He sailed to Valinor at the end of the Third Age, dude. I'm not paying international rates for that shit.
>>217903341>I don't even consider voyager star trekTuvok, take anon to the brig.
>>217906588Peak marina sirtis
>>217906588>Do you feel in charge?
>>217906632I agree
>when the slop hits
>>217906493Funny enough i just potted about 400 plants in my living room.Just stopping by to see everyone, what's up my hombres?
>>217906588When did she get her fake tits?
>>217906588>We have such sights to show you
>Troi gets mind-raped by Shinzon>Picard tells her she's just gotta deal with itokay. that takes me out of it.
>>217906677i am just now old enough to appreciate that is the absolute best a man my age can expect from a woman.t. 27
>>217906725To be fair this is kinda the extent of her "counseling" to all the other crew members the entire series. Maybe she should ask Guinan for some actual good advice?
>>217906694Black market plastic surgery shop in Turkey.
>>217906749I said when not where because she clearly had them in ENT.
>>217906790This image is AI generated and in no way takes place in any official capacity within the confines of accepted Star Trek lore
>>217906790William Riker? More like Will-HAM Riker!
Insurrection and Nemesis are the only two Trek movie without a comic adaption or tie-in
>>217906747True but come on. Picard would never just tell her to "deal with it". He'd be furious that Shinzon mind-raped her, like he was with that Dorian Gray guy.
>>217904776Back when it aired and Archer kept reminding me of Bush in how he talks and then they even made a whole season about him basically being Bush too.
>>217906790My bad, please forgive me. I only skim your posts cause they're usually trifling ass autistic bullshit
>>217906888As opposed to all the other posts in /trek/?
>>217906900Yes, very much so. Thanks for asking
>>217906843Even that shit section 31 movie got a comic
>Picard's ship impales Shinzon's ship>this is mirrored later on when Picard impales Shinzon with a piece of metalAlright that's kind of kino
>>217906969
>>217907188i was saying this too several threads back
but why cant we have all this discussion in one thread instead of 6 or 3 or 2 or 0?
>>217907352I remember that and I agree with you.
>>217903390>But Voyager is like the 4th best Trek series.That used to make it the worst... now it's in the top half.
I like good stories
>>217907501Brent Spiner had more swagger and sex appeal than Frakes
>>217907573But how did he stack up in the beard department?
>early Mars mission spacecraft>USS Equinox>USS Voyager>the Val Jean>USS Raven>1940s pickup truck>Amelia Earhart>random 20th century civviesDelta quadrant accumulated quite a bit of alpha quadrant garbage
>>217907616Geordi and Troi were being such assholes to Data in that scene, wtf is wrong with them?
>>217907928>Years later after he gets the emotion chip: "Yo what the fuck?"
>>217907985They sometimes treated Data like the autistic kid who can't tell when a classmate is making fun of him or actually being friendly and it makes me angry
>>217908056Picard saved Data from getting fried by Starfleet tech support, he owes them his robo life.
>>217907166how the fuck
