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>>217917902Here's the real map
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>>217917890it's not just geography either, the families toomajor houses should have dozens of cousins, nephews, bunch of cadet branches, etc.the idea that the stark line ends with the death of robb, bran and rickon is absurd, even if you consider the death at the hands of the mad king.but this is also understandable: realistically huge houses would make this an even bigger mess to manage and keep track of, and smaller houses make it easier for dramatic events to occur, like wiping one out
>>217917933where's little saint jaimeos?
I liked the second story than the first and the third. How will they work with the tv only audience I wonder. While being absolute comfy the next 2 stories dont have the ebin baelor's entry or baelor's ***** type scenes
>>217917933>>217917951Unironically, George should have some writer come in to write spinoffs set on YI TI or some other land, that way, his world won't go to waste when he croaks, and also, if the spinoffs are good, then the writer can finish off the mainline books when George is gone.
No, here's the real map
>>217917963George initially said there were Starks in Barrowtown and White Harbour, but he must have changed his mind quietly. I'm pretty sure in Westeros, to keep the family names, they just cheat so I wouldn't be shocked if many a male Stark married a female house leader and just took her name and arms. We see this happen with the Hornwoods as well (some rando is going to become Lord Hornwood, despite not being a Hornwood) and historically that's how the Lannisters came about as well as the modern Starks through the bastard of Bael. I'm pretty sure if Lancel had kept Darry, in a generation his kids would be called Darry and not Lannister (being that they were already Lannisters of Darry).
>>217917933for me, it's the Spooky Plains
>>217918045Spinoff directors can't even follow a literal history book george wrote, and you expect them to respect his essos headcanon?
>>217918053I hate how the Warhammer/Warcraft Aesthetic annihilated Fantasy Art.
BEESBURY!BEESBURY!BEESBURY!
It's going to be really fucking funny when the conquest show/movie comes out and ends with Rhaenys Targaryen and her dragon getting gangbanged by the host of veiny throbbing host of Dornish spearmen. I don't think normies actually realize Aegon never conquered Westeros and just prematurely dubbed himself the King of the Rhoynar and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms.
>>217918053>Fantasy California>Named "The Broken Lands"
back when maps were maps
>>217918073Spinoff books mate.
>>217917985Valyria, Air Balerion took Aerea there for a ride.
....semoc eH
>See, Ser Criston? A Yi Ti blade folded one thousand times.>Aemond, I->Look, Ser Criston.
>>217918045Why would they bother doing that? There's very little worldbuilding for Yi Ti, the only reason people would care is because it's attached to the series that takes place in Westeros. People don't even care about places that actually appear in ASOIAF outside of Westeros, really (i.e. The Free Cities, Ghiscari Cities, etc) let alone notChina. It would be stupid and wasteful for them to do that. They'd be better finding a developed setting based in a China-like, or make something historical, if they wanted to make a China series. Westeros is the only place of value is ASOIAF.
hes so naturally daeronpilled
>>217918092HA! That'll teach those libtard commiefornians!
>>217918096Reminder that a Nemedian priest is responsible for Aquilonia's destruction, and Stygia did nothing wrong
>>217918089AKOTSK just taught HBO they don't need to spend millions on Dragon CGI in order to get views, they are not going back to doing that, I think they will rather do new Dunk and Egg without the novelas to adapt.
>>217918053>Fantasy world but every single place sucksNovel idea
>>217918117I hope he gets more screen time in the next seasons, they even casted Kiera his future wife.
>>217918115>It would be stupid and wasteful for them to do that.it would be the opposite of that, hiring a cheap writer to write books set in a well know universe is printing money.The only thing in the way of that is that most writers can't stand the idea of letting other writers fuck about in their playgrounds.
>>217918156Inner Ulthuan is not so bad....
>>217918089I dont know why people want a conquest show (or a robert's rebellion show)it's just a bunch of fights? I think the most interesting potential for a conquest show would be focusing on the established kingdoms, since that is where the drama is. do we bend the knee? do we fight? how do we defeat these monsters? that's where some interesting stuff happened, minor houses switching allegiances to surplant major ones, etc. but also - no fucking way that's how such a show would go. a show about aegon's conquest would focus on aegon (also it would be pretty hard to portray the kingdoms, all these completely seperate locations)it's a similar story with robert's rebellion, but there were some small-scale things happening that could be neat to see. battle of bells and such. and you can expand on the drama in the red keep. but still, overall.... not really that interesting? there's a reason grrm glossed over these events lol
>>217917914is /tv/ prepared for STRONG INDEPENDENT FEMCEL DABBING ON BLACKFYRE CHUD??
AKOTSK tourists are going to be in for a rude awakening when S2 has a girlboss femcel careermog her chud neighbor by moatmaxxing, raising the cortisol levels of both Dunk and Egg. Rohanne moatmaxxes so hard that she becomes the rarest of things - an actual femcel. She weighs up in her mind the usefulness of the men she’s known and been close to, and comes to the (correct) conclusion that the moat mogs all of them.
>>217917465Like like 4000+ miles.Like Rome to Nepal.You can make some estimates based on the wall being 300 miles long.GRRM has said it's a Vance dying planet sized earth, but that's probably bullshit. At least as big as earth anyway.Bit hard to place his maps on a sphere, since we don't know the projection he uses on his flat maps, so we don't know which part is distorted.Like you can say X pixels covering the Wall would be 300 miles, but then those same pixels wouldn't be 300 miles if you draw that down in Dorne
>>217918228I saw this post as well
Does Dunk fight in any actual battles? I want some more medieval war kino (without the stupid dragons).
I hate the fact that the ending of 04 got me. It's good, alright...
speculativeI think he's even specifically said that essos and westeros don't connect like that
>>217918229>since we don't know the projection he uses on his flat maps, so we don't know which part is distortedHe likely was not thinking of projections at all when making the map
enjoy these last calm moments with your bros before the storm, you will never laugh with some of them again
>>217918278Used that flat map and put it in this iirc to try to reverse map project onto a globe
>>217918280Yeah
>>217918207I think they're going to realize at one point that no period in Gurm's world is as intriguing, expansive and large scale as War of the Five Kings and just cancel all the period shows. I can see them focusing on making smaller scale, character focused shows like Dunk and Egg instead.
>>217918287my boys raymun and beesbury will be fine
>>217918115>very little worldbuildingThe worldbook contains a sizeable chunk of lore on YiTi
All the normie audience will flee next season. The second season will turn out to be extremely boring for the tiktok, reels addled genz minds and the third season with its lowest stakes and the shittiest blackfyre rebellion will end the show. Gurm can roll his notes and show it back up his humungous asshole
>>217917963The only major house that had a realistic size are the Lannisters where there is 25ish members at the start of the books but that just seems like an excuse to be able to kill a few unimportant members off to give the story weight.
>>217918229
i just saw a thread about this, but why is Daemon Blackfyre just Jon Snow if he didn't join the Nights Watch
why would anyone want to focus on yi tithe more you expand the world the more the cracks are exposed. it's nigh impossible to create a fantasy world as big, as connected, as all-encompassing as reality. I dont blame grrm, shit's just impossible, not to mention undesirable because much of reality's scale is boring. yi ti is fine as it exists - a strange, far away place with some vague connection to the legends of the long night and azor ahai. the last part is especially important, because it shows that yi ti exists to SUPPORT THE ACTUAL RELEVANT STORY. that is the extent of its relevance. a bit of mystique, a bit of "maybe it's all connected", that's it.the idea of turning it into "game of thrones but asia" is just so pointless, not to mention stupid in regards to a TV show. like, sorry, your writer's room is probably not as competent as grrm, so why would I give a shit about your chink fanfic?
>>217918405>The second season will turn out to be extremely boring for the tiktok>widely regarded as the best book of the three
>>217918086
IT'S THE BRUTE OF BRACKEN
>>217918426Fantasy Dynastic China is cool, actually. Audiences like political intrigue, character work, and seeing skulls cracked open with maces.
>>217918405If anything bossbitch Rohanne will probably bring in all the wine aunts and tumblrinas/tiktok girls, that's the real threat.
>>217918450>Bracken: (This is my chance, the show my true colours as a Knight. Shit. What should I say? Do I just say-)>He accidently lets a loose and loud one out, he thought it was going to be quiet>Has to sit down, pretending like he did it on purpose
You know if they made a Yi Ti show, the mercenary Knight from Westeros with a famous second name would instantly be more popular than all the Chinese characters.
>>217918408I know he doesn't know.I'm just assessing as best I can to answer stuff like, how far away is asshai and how far away is yiti.For that you need to guess at a map projection because it is physically impossible to have a true 2D map covering area like that, so the map is 1 of 3 things, distorted at the bottom, distorted at the top, or not true.
>>217918475>damnit sorry big lad, can't back out now
A young peasant girl surviving day to day, running from rapists, wild animals and starvation but also coming across kind commoners, scheming highborn and intriguing magic in the woods of westeros. She whores, steals and even works sometimes to survive but also appreciates the small joys, victories and comforts a low born young girl can come across.
>>217918490>Ser Beesbury of Honeyholt enters the scene
Bracken actually, once he stood up - being that he was so large, could see Baelor donning his armour and realised he was going to ruin the surprise.
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>>217918457is it? is it really that cool?just watch the million chink period dramas if youre into that, why would you want a bunch of western tv hacks making up fantasy china to pollute the world of ice and fire
>>217918426>sorry, your writer's room is probably not as competent as grrm, so why would I give a shit about your chink fanficThis is the sad reality of every GOT spin off in development. Season 3 of AKOTSK will be the last GURM material ever covered. Everything else after that just going to be HBO's fanficSea Snake? FanficGolden Empire? FanficDoom of Valyria? FanficThe only book left to cover is Fire and Blood which is just a series of heavily summarized events. HOTD is basically already semi-fanfic.
>>217918460They really need to make rohanne the bossiest bitch and make her humiliate and belittle dunk as much as possible both for the female audience to bring in money and ratings for the show as well for my own fetish
Lord Fossoway adventures in Yi Ti in "The Quest for the Golden Apple".
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>>217918405Its going to be the complete opposite. The twitter normie shipping women are going to flock to this show like wildfire.
>>217918566>semi
>>217918522Literally a live action ecchi anime with white characters
>>217918522I would watch this >>217918608Which Anime?
>>217918574Snivelry, your fetish is shit
Is Yi Ti Japanese or ChineseThis is important
>>217918645Yi Ti = ChinaLeng = Japan
>>217918645You can tell from the words it's Chinese.
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>>217918460>will probably bring in all the wine aunts and tumblrinas/tiktok girlsThe men in this season already accomplished that. Dunk has his fangirls. Baratheon has his fangirls. Aerion has his fangirls. Varrell has his fangirls, Daeron has his fangirls, that crab fleet Kingsguard has his fangirls, Maekar has his fangirls, Baerlor has his fangirls, Raykon has his fangirls, Pete has his fangirls. They have become toys for these women and are forced to fuck each other in art and fics.
>>217918661AwhFossoway-Chan
>>217918655Leng is more like Indonesia / Indochina. Japan is past the nine forts. It is a dead land, which means Planetos (in the year 650, after the White Men of the West create Industry, go through the Industrial Revolution, Age of Revolutions, Information Age, etc and create modern civilisation and nuclear weapons) will never have Anime.
>>217918674Applefags are born to be raped in alleys
>>217918555How is it polluting if it's something GRRM added to his world
>>217918409Keeping bastard sons around trueborn sons is asking for trouble. Look what happened with Ramsey and Domeric Bolton.If Jon Snow hadn't gone to the Watch and somehow survived the Red Wedding you'd get a succession crisis between Jon and the remaining Starks. Which is exactly why Catelyn lost her shit when Robb brought up legitimizing Jon.Back in the day the Starks had a cadet branch similar to the Blackfyres called the Greystarks who rose up in rebellion alongside the Boltons. The Greystarks got wiped out and their city White Harbor was given to the Manderlys
>>217918548>ouch, that stings!>*dies*
>>217918522Who would even watch this other than incels and lusty old boomers?
>>217918691I already told you the extent of what GRRM added to a world - a tiny bit of flavour, primarily to give (the illusion of) scale and enhance the mysticism of the myths and prophecies that are relevant to the main story. that's it. there's pretty much nothing there.in fact, showing more would actually undermine what GRRM added, since most of the information about the far east is based on hearsay that has even the maesters that document it question its validity
>>217918704kek
Shut the fuck up about yi ti and the ching chong amd discuss what even goes on in ass hat by the shartows
How would Stannis react to this whole shitshow if he was present throughout the tournament and trial?
>>217918775He would seethe and mald but do nothing
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>>217918775Arrest Aerion for disturbing the peace and arrest Dunk for harming a noble.
>>217918775Stannis would be sympathetic towards drunk's actions but would want lunk to lose hia hand and foot. He would not take part in the meme of seven on any side
Cute and canon!
>>217917914What family would you pick to be a part of if the only condition was that you would have to make a pun related to their symbol every so often?
>>217918775Tell his big brother about the dishonorable things happening hoping he'll wanna join the seven on Dunk's side.
If Robert was there instead of the Laughing Storm, guys would be jumping over the fences to beg to join Dunk's team.
>>217918775He would support cutting Dunk's hand because he broke the law
>>217918824They did just that. Dunky had no trouble finding six retards. He found them fast enough
Stannis punishes his own men for cruelty (i.e. he castrates rapists) so I don't think he'd stick up for Aerion
>>217918813>"I'm a Stark of Winterfell, and you're barking up the wrong tree if you think you can bait me into a trail of seven, no matter how badly I wanna ruff you up. Awooo"
>>217918866What sort of halfwit would rape in Stannis' service?
>>217918861That was Egg, and it took him all night, and he was still two short. AT LEAST every Stormlander there would be clamouring to fight alongside Robert. This is right on the border, so there should be a few.
>>217918887Men who sign up to get their limbs chopped off by rusty swords are not the brightest
For me its Daenarys in the Qarthian gown
>>217918813House CoddJust to lean into unrelated conversations and say "Theres something fishy going on around here."Get slapped by a Stark girl after asking her if she's ever slept with the fishes.Flop around on the dance floor doing the worm but call it the fish.Make sure my hands are always wet and clammy.
>>217918907To be fair, Aerion didn't find anyone but one guy he bribed. His father ordered them all to fight for him. Dunk was able to convince Baelor and Apple kid and Lyonel had already met Dunk enough to know his character was worth fighting for.
>>217918813One of the fish houses, not the Tullys but like the Codds. Could do some alright fish puns I reckon.
>>217918933They didnt sign up. If you didnt answer your lord's command you would be hanged and everyone from your grand mother to your infant daughter raped
Are all blonds Lannisters
>>217918813House Mormont
>>217919002Imagine being a bear and yet be constantly raped to death by squids
>>217918089Unbent. Unbowed. Unbroken. mogged those targshits
>>217919000It's an Andal trait, so there should be a ton of them in the Reach and Westerlands
>>217918979>His father ordered them all to fight for him>you're a prince but daddy still has to swoop in and save your assI get why Aerion killed himself
>>217918866He wouldn't "stick up" for Aerion, but since he is a royal the law speaks clear
are lannisters the only people with crossbows in their army
>>217917914Hey I found a Custom House i did for /hotd/ threads. Weird we stopped making them.
>>217919000All Lannisters are blonde but not all blondes are Lannisters.
>>217919000Arry(a)ns should be blonde too. The first Andal King was a huWhite Blonde Man (probably). A lot of Andals should be blonde. Apparently the Andals brought fair hair to Westeros, but George forgot I think because the Wildlings seem to mostly have fair hair as well.
>>217919065Must be cool to be a big enough lord that you can bring your favorite whore with you where ever you go.
>>217919071So I would not be a Lannister?>>217919097Based Andals
>>217919054Crossbows are expensive
>>217919097>Arry(a)ns should be blonde tooDamn the why did sweet robin have dark ha-
>>217919065>you vill not see redhead bush>you vill enjoy sir arlan's prosthetic cock
Why are modern shows scared to show any hint of female nudity nowadays. It's not like we turned prude in the last 10 years. Cocks and male arses are still shoved into our faces. Did gays take over the industries? I just want to see tits and bush ffs
>>217919054They have them in the Riverlands
>>217919183Don't we see the the other redhead nude at the second episode when Red and Red(Black) are dressing her up to cosplay as a corpse ready for burial(Dondarrion is one sick fuck)?
>>217919167You can be whatever you want to be.
>>217919282Yeah, but I want bush.
>>217917933>I now live in a frigid Northeastern wastelandNot sure I like this.
>>217919300Fuck I thought we saw her firebush.
>>217919175Yeah. He got cucked. IMO Littlefinger doesn't realise either, or Lysa lied to him and said it's not his, as an ironic twist (he misses something right in front of him, and it will happen again when Sansa betrays him).
It's actually good that we aren't showed tits on tvGetting young actresses to debase themselves is degenerate, these actresses will be the most famous women in the world.You are setting for your future daughters a clear example: whoring yourself on camera is good. And every time they watch a movie or a show that is the example they will receive.It's not a chance that the most degenerate times ever come after decades of mainstream television, who for shock value and audience constatly got more and more daring.It's also no chance places with more degenerate indie cinema like france also end up as more degenerate countries in general.If the rumors are true, then good for Rahenyra's monke actress on refusing to do any nudity for hotd.
>>217917933george is suck a hack that this is probably true
>>217919322Hey, at least if we go by show canon his line will rule the vale forevermore
>First seasons: armor is integral protection when fighting an armed opponent and can stop the strongest sword strikes>Every fight in the later seasons:
>>217919246Overcorrection from decades of Hollywood almost exclusively focusing on the female body.In time we'll settle into evenly sexualizing men and women.
>>217918824laughing storm literally jumping over the fence for the To7
>>217919339Women whore themselves. They want attention. Young girls whore themselves on social media every day. It is inherent female behavior. But there is something exciting in seeing a famed actress' tits than some random porstar's or a tiktok whore's.
>>217918053>Go on vacation to the Plain of Spiders>Spiders everywhere
>>217918081as in how?
Wtf was he thinking??
>>217919339Ok well they’re all still doing coke all the time and often moonlighting as literal prostitutes so I don’t think pg-13 cable television is going to help anyones daughter much if take their lead from entertainment. These people drink themselves into comas and celebrate being “california sober” for six months
>>217919766>There’s this: I don't know where the quote comes from, but virtue untested is no virtue at all. I think Baelor is feeling that bear down on him in this moment. Nobody is demanding this of him, but he's demanding it of himself. That this poor schmuck is going to get absolutely murdered unless he does something about it. He goes and decides that he is the person that people have said that he is.
>>217919766the hedge knight is right
>>217919800Chadlor
Be good to your body /got/
>>217919800so is he one of the good targs?
>>217919766>a true knight must protect the innocent>Dunk is innocent>if I dont protect him, im not a true knight
>>217919858yes, obviously
>>217919831I'd rather eat lemon cakes and roast boar
>>217919858must be the dornish blood. A true dragon would never
>>217919766I read people say>WHY DIDN'T HE JUST PARDON DUNK HE'S HANDTo which the answer is simple: he didn't want to piss off half his familyHe did NOT expect a trial by 7, he expected a 1 on 1 duel between Dunk and whoever Aerion chose, so his hands would have remained clean and Dunk would have had his chance.Once the trial of 7 was invoked, it was too late for him to do anything, he had no right to deny Aerion, so he in the end decided he was left with a choice: his honor or his familyHe chose his honor
>>217919903also placing himself on Dunks team means that even if Dunk does win, the dragon is undefeated
>>217919894I dont fault maekar for taking his son's sidehonor compels him, just like baelor, to defend his kin
>>217919766he was a true knight standing up for a true knight
>>217919894Gothmog knew to move out of the way of a catapulted piece of stone; why didn’t Maekar?
>>217919831I really liked that scene. One of my buddies ended up going into gay porn after leaving the military. We both had fucked up knees after leaving, but it's been ten years since then and blue collar work fucked me up so badly I had to go back to college and switch to white collar work. Meanwhile his knee is still fucked, but the rest of him is healthier and better than I'll ever get to be.Whores in westeros don't have access to modern medical care though, so a knight and a whore probably have the same shit life expectancy.
>>217919894MEERKAR
>>217919945game recognize game
>>217919894You smell Dornish, Maekar.
>>217919945a true knight standing up for the innocentas any true knight MUST
>>217919968>I really liked that scene.>One of my buddies ended up going into gay porn after leaving the militaryNot what I expected to readWhat an opener
>>217919903he also saved targ PR that would’ve gotten worse after a hedge knight was killed, in 1 move. now the targs have honor.
>>217919903>>217919926also he joins dunk when the alternative would be dunk losing by defaultand, something the show probably emphasized more, aerion is a fucking dipshit, he killed a horse and brutalised a peasant girl for no reason. since this tourney is essentially a targ PR tour, showing him to be honorable fits that agenda
>>217919945they are trueknight4trueknight
>>217919903are trial by combat and trial by seven duels to the death? a last one standing kind of thing? or is it just like a regular tourney duel where you go until you or your opponent can't anymore?
>>217920072>a last one standing kind of thing?The accused is declared innocent if his accuser or accusers are either defeated or yield.
>>217920072its full combat to the death, but you can yield.in this position either Dunk or Aerion can get killed. The survivor is proven right / innocenthowever, Aerion can pull his claim and end it that way or yield. at which point Dunk is declared innocentDunk cant do that, he either survives and beats Aerions side, is killed or yields and is then threated as a proven guilty criminal
>>217920072You go until your opponent yields or is dead
>>217917933>Burgeros>Clearly meant to be Americakek
>>217920072You can yield and be spared, but the last time they had a trial by 7 out of 14 kngiths 13 died and the last was Maegor Targaryen who was in a coma until a witch brough him back so its definetly serious business
>>217919766>Fuck, forgot to ask if this peasant wearing rope for a belt is actually a knight rather than just assuming he is because he happened to know the name of some other obscure knight>Fuck, outwitted by my dipshit cousin who called for a trial I forgot existed>Fuck, outwitted by my brother who called dibs on all three kingsguard and further outwitted by him because I forgot I could simply ban them from taking part>Fuck, outwitted by my brother yet again when he aimed his mace straight at my temple and I made no attempt to defend myselfWow, the peak of political and martial brilliance indeed.
>>217920061gay (fucccccckkkk)
>>217920092I love their commentary for the shadowbaby scene>so Carice and I had to film the scene, and I thought they would give her a fake chest. I look her up and down and go ''hey, those are pretty good''>and she said ''thanks, they're mine''
>>217919968>One of my buddies ended up going into gay porn after leaving the military.Starting off strong huh? Yeah my dad worked construction for over 25 years, all of his friends have completely fucked up their bodies and had to retire forcefully, he's lucky and didn't get any injuries until he was closer to regular retirement cause he was doing on and off stints and mixing it with other kind of jobs like security. Back then I can imagine most knights didn't last too long even when excluding battle related deaths.
>>217920160>outwittedNigga it's not like its a thing of wits, Aerion has that right and he can't be denied, so he could only hope it wasn't invoked>the kingsguardEven the hand cannot ask the kingsguard to not defend the royal family, and at that point I'm not sure he had decided to participate yet. He probably slept on it.
>>217920174>’show us your tits then’>opens her robe without a commentThat’s pure Irish magnetism, baby.
>>217920092source btw: https://youtu.be/r9neJWmqG7M?t=39It's the only interesting/funny answer.
>>217920092>>217920174>>217920260Honestly, one of the hottest in gotI would fall to Rhollor in no time if I was a chud baratheon
The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through my Ripe friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall
>>217920174Can't find that interview for the life of me
>>217920092>>217920174The Onion Knight slew friends and foes
>>217920383it wasnt an interview. It was a commentary video where the actors talk over the episode and comment about the behind the scenes, their opinions etc.I watched it a way back but I lost it when I heard it for the first time
>>217920372kek
>>217920372holy kino
>>217920142wonder if it was the lord of light that brought him back
>>217918813Yo for real do you ever wonder about the origins of some names? Makes you wonder if this came from a real idea. People would want to be called Glass then say glass related puns or say "when you need a cup to put water in... talk to me MR GLASS"
>>217920383game of thrones season 2 episode 4 commentaryit's not on youtube afaik, I saw some dead links to it
>>217920372BEE prepared aghhhhh
>>217920407Oh, I see. That makes it much easier. Thanks
>>217920446Thanks, anon
>>217919766>I get to beat the shit of my brother and his dipshit son? SIGN ME UP BOY
>>217919766Damn, this helmet feels kinda small. My son must be a brainlet.
>>217920430Of course, Maegor the Magnanimous was about to save the world, bud sadly the vile maesters poisoned him so he could not continue his line, and then hired the faceless men to kill him
>>217920497the real armor are his balls of steel
>>217920492i miss jimmy lamisters
>>217920372Kek
In ASOIAF in generalIs there a realer nigga?
>>217919766That little shit of a nephew just needed to be taught a lesson
>dunk's squad should have tournament lances while aerions have deadly ones another fuckup
>>217920573>>dunk's squad should have tournament lances while aerions have deadly oneshuh?
Since Raymund isn’t going to be in season 2 are they going to kill him for dramatic effect??
>>217919766>If only Mr Norrell were here to save me.
>>217919968>>217920209from a 2009 study of the "Stirling Castle skeleton", identified as Sir John de Stricheley: >His skeleton suggests that he was 5 feet, 7 inches (1.7 meters) tall with a hardy physique>Deep grooves in his shoulder bones suggest he had developed large muscles even while he was still growing, perhaps starting from his early teens...further skeletal evidence suggests that this knight spent much of his time on horseback>While his upper body, particularly the back and shoulders, were exceptionally muscular, his lower body does not appear especially strong...that he was a knight on horseback is further supported by signs of repeated trauma in his ankle bones >Professor Black meets with men who still joust in real life in order to keep the tradition alive>They explain how jousting is a perilous sport, and it is not uncommon for participants to be knocked from their horses>If the foot is caught in the stirrup, it can lead to a nasty ankle injury>The constant horseback riding of knighthood and occasional falls of jousting damage the spine over time>The knight’s skeleton reflects these in its obvious signs of wear and tearSo knights had fucked up legs and spines they would've killed for some oxy
>>217920497>Damn, this helmet feels kinda small.It's fine. He had a bigger one that could fit gambeson beneath it to help with concussions, but it was uncomfortable, besides this smaller helmet is more sleek.
>>217920497>Damn, this helmet feels kinda small.Meh, what's the worst that could happen?
>>217920601They would be retconing the existence of an entire house, but since Maelor was cut I'm really not surprised anymore
>>217920596neat detail that shows baelor's strategic mind, the goal should be to unseat the other team as quickly as possible and dunk's team has three of the best jousters, one of which needs to not be unseated, they opt for tourney lances because they are longer than battle lances
Hurry up and give me Bloodraven!
>>217920662woah dude, you came to the exact conclusion of what the guy meant by using tourney lancesits as if its explained in the book exactly like that
>>217918287>tries to make small talk with guy on your right>apple puns>aborts and tries to make small talk with guys on the left>bee puns>looks at giant guy on trial, he’s vomitting>one eyed guy is praying but backwards>looks to the prince for guidance>he’s aura farming>also he keeps messing with his helmet, looks too small on him>notices Harding’s leg is leaking again>looks to Lyonel>drinking at dawn>gives you this lookwe will all be ok
>>217920507The whole dragon baby thing seems naturel to the Targs with no need of poison
King Aegon the IV was cheated on by his wife and his heir was an illegitimate bastard, Daeron Waters (likely son of Aemon oathbreaker).He had no proof of this, so he instead started giving HIS bastard Daemon (son of him and Daena Targaryen) the symbols of legitimacy such as the sword Blackfyre. Before dying he legitimized him and the others, but for a while they did not rebel, because while Daeron was illegitimate he didn't look like he was going to be a bad king, so Daemon just accepted it.But when Daeron married a dornish princess, spitting in the face of all the families that were hurt by Dorne, a lot of lords had enough, and BEGGED Daemon to stop this madness. But still Daemon, who was no kinslayer, was reluctant to rebel.This was until the perfidious Bloodraven, his half brother, of malicious Blackwood family blood, dediced to play "a prank" on Bittersteel (also his half brother, of noble Bracken blood), by telling Daeron Waters that Daemon wanted to rebel and to have him killed.As such, Daemon Blackfyre had no choice but to pick up the sword of the conqueror and defend the seven kingdoms from these villains. Sadly, he tragically died while heroically saving others on the battlefield, because of cursed dark magic arrows from BloodravenThe results of this tragic events can be seen clearly: madness and stupidity, as Daeron Water's line proceeded to destroy the Targaryen dinasty with a madman after the other. Baelor died in a stupid trial, Aerion burned himself drinking wildfire (yes, you heard that right), etc etc, then Aegon the V completed the work after burning most of his family in a frenzy at Summerhall (kinslayer blood ran in his veins so it was inevitable he would snap one day).And then finally Aerys the mad king, the nail in the coffin.But in Essos, the noble line persisted. Bittersteel created the Golden Company, and now the great Aegon Blackfyre will, thanks to their help, reconquer the seven kingdoms and put order back where chaos was created
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>>217920732There was no "dragon baby", you read too much mainstream maesterslop
did they say when we're getting season 2 of the adventures of the shitting knightor is it one of those retarded modern productions where it's coming out 5 years from now
>>217920760next year, filming season 2 now
>>217920760if they're filming now maybe it could be out next yearwoah a return to the old ways
>>217920755Rhaenyra also gave birth to one and so did DanyThere are other cases I think but Ivcan't remember which, it definitively runs in the family
gotgot hotdhotgotgot hotdhotdgothotgot hotddunk
>>217920716>>also he keeps messing with his helmet, looks too small on him
King Aegon the 5ths future kings guard lineup >Donnel of duskendale >Roland Crakehall >Qwentyn Ball >Maegor Brightflame>Raymun Fossoways second son >Harlan Grandison>young Gerold Hightower
>>217920662Oh yeah, I forgot about that detail
The throne is Stannis', by right.
Lord Tarly not just letting Sam be a maester instead of sending him to the wall is retarded
>>217920755>>217920816https://redanianintelligence.com/2022/11/02/rhaenyra-baby-indeed-deformed-house-of-the-dragon/
>>217920954Asoiaf has too much forced drama like this
OkayYou're Queen of Westeros, biggest slag of your era, 20 years oldYou can pick any 7 knights since Aegon's conquest to serve as your Queensguard, they'll be in their primeYou can also pick 1 OC from any house in westeros as husband, like "husband from House Stark, husband from House Beesbury"
>>217920954he thought that maestership was an effeminate way, he already thought of his son as a wimp but he didn't want others to think it if they knew his son had became a maester; he wanted to get rid of Sam by sending him to the Wall because in this way Sam would be known to at least have taken up a martial pursuit even if Randyll knew that meant the death of him, he wanted to spare his House the shame, he's a lot like Tywin
>>217920941
sexo
>>217920956Fossowaybros, it's worse than we thought...
>>217920954He fucking hated how useless he was. It's no different than Tywin keeping having no issues with Tyrion dying instead of sending to the Wall
>>217920956your pregnant wife give birth to one of these, how do you react ?
>>217920676>We need a loan, cousin! We'll pay back next tourney!
>>217918813House Dondarrion, a shocking choice I know.
>>217921060I beat her to a pulp, get drunk, then the day afterwards I declare her a witch to be burned.Foul sorcery must be at play, may the seven protect us from such evils
>>217921064the mossad epstein jew of the dragon house
>>217920875>A Hightower joins the kingsguard >A bunch of Targaryens happen to die in a mysterious incident Hmmmm….quite curious….
>>217921112The Maester conspiracy is the only good fan theory GoT has ever had.
>>217921112https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Walys_Flowers>hightower bastard becomes maester of winterfell >Creates the stark Tully Arryn alliance that will bring down the targsAyooo…
>>217921064>>217921101the scene in his tent after the rebellion where he write down a list of those who will die and those who will be forgiven is kino
>>217921064kek at Roland Crakehall laughing his ass off in the back
>>217921112>>217921139Stop noticing, now, or would you like to kill yourself with 20 self inflicted knife wounds to the back?
>>217921126HollupI sense something is abuzz...
>>217920372this could use more puns desu
>>217920954Maesters don't choose their assignments, so Sam could have ended up serving some literally who tier house, which his dad wouldn't accept since the Tarly's are high tier and serving a lesser lord would be shameful. The wall isn't exactly prestigious either but it still seems to be considered respectable, at least if you become an officer. There are plenty of night's watch members from high tier houses.
>>217921126>>217921179beesbury?????? with the black dragon??????
>>217921027they/them pussy hits different
>>217921192>mfw I get sent to house Baelish and find a small rock pile and a couple of sheeps
>>217921207I remember when she said in an interview>Isn't it weird? Acting as a mother, I felt like I was made for this role!
>>217921207on gd fr frmy domme is a they/them, luv getting beat up
>>217920736>>217921126if Aegon the Mummer's Dragon came from the female line, then he's no true Blackfyre, more likely a descendant from a bastard Bittersteel had with one of Daemon's daughters.They should just give up, the actual mutant superhuman that was Maelys the Monstrous couldn't hack it, what chance do they have now against Daenerys with 3 dragons and an army of rapists and super slaves?
>>217921159>“Your squire is insolent, ser,” Lord Rivers said to Dunk. “You ought to beat that out of him.”>“I’ve tried, m’lord. He’s a prince, though.”>“What he is,” said Bloodraven, “is a dragon. Rise, ser.”True Kino and Bloodraven gets proven to be a pretty funny guy who is amused by Dunk and Egg's shenanigans
>>217921266He's a sensitive young man, and isn't that enough sometimes?
>>217921266OH OH OH NOW the female line cant inherit, is that so blackfags?seems awfully convenient when rhaenyra the whore claimed that she's the rightful heir
how will HOTD ever recover?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scb1knEvN6s
>>217921299Sex with Aegon VI and Jon Connington
>>217921266>what chance do they have now against Daenerys with 3 dragons and an army of rapists and super slaves?fAegon becomes Dany's boytoy
>>217921266>descendant of Bittersteelplease be truewould be the biggest middle finger to cuckraven
>>217921336it cantthe final nail was driven in the coffin in S1 with how they did Aegons coronationwhich is a shame, because the actors are great, but were cursed with a bald faggot of a director
>>217918180kek that nigga is dead
>>217921266abaut Blackfyres the whole 4th Rebelion feels like Bittersteel's ego trip due to his old age. For all we know Daemon 3rd would propably prefer Essos and Free Cites. His dad failed His grandpa failed, his great grandpa failed. He propably did not give a fuck anymore but was to weak compared to Bittersteel and got Into the retardation that was 4th Blackfyre Rebelion where he got Killed.
>>217921383>the actors are greatwell, a couple of them
>>217921266>what chance do they have now against Daenerys with 3 dragons and an army of rapists and super slaves?isnt Illyrios plan to have them married?
>>217921336It can't, they cut an entire targaryen baby from the showYou can't recover from that>>217921383Nah, the episode was stupid but the show could still be salvaged.Blood and Cheese is the point of no return, even George started seething on his blog after that
>>217921390I meant Daeron, yeah Valarr's getting the coof and his widow runs off to Drukaeron.
>>217918081Classic Warhammer looks so much better than Warcraft ever did.
>>217921336this shit will be my walkout song during my next boxing match
>>217921336Extended Versionhttps://youtu.be/cUIkIwOyqm8
>>217921444God this looks like shit
>>217921402the ones I care about are
>>217921403Yes, but Tyrion convinced Aegon to take the iron throne before her to have an equal marriage instead of him being a beggar for dragons.Not bad advice technically, but it will go to shit for a number of reasons>fAegon is a teenager and Arianne Martell, Margaery or some other harpy will easily seduce him >People will love fAegon and not Dany, which will make her jelly>He might tame one of her dragons, which will make Dany go apeshit as she sees them as her sons>Dany is fucking BARREN and infertile, and when people find out a big issue will present itself: what's the point of such a marriage if the line can't continue?One way or the other, Dany will get pissed and burn fAegon to a crisp.
>>217921336if there is one thing that got never lacked is a sublime soundtrack, baelor's entrance gave me goosebumps
>>217921380I have no reason to doubt it, Bittersteel was arrogant enought o deny support and the Blackfyre sword to Daemon II just beacuse he was a huge cock sucking faggot, do you think he was searching forl esser lords to impregnate the female Blackfyres? Nah, he was doing it himself.
>>217920977Parents are often spiteful retards
>>217921513>He might tame one of her dragons, which will make Dany go apeshit as she sees them as her sonsI really hope this happensA blackyre dragonrider goes so hard
Big and stupid!
>>217921534I mean... based? Bittersteel is also a targ bastard, he was effectively keeping the line a bit purer.
>>217921380Lmao he's getting cooked alive by Dany who descends from Bloodraven's side of the family
Anyone else have a problem with GRRMs blatant favoritism?You can tell his preference in any conflict by which side the Brackens and Blackwoods join.
>>217921602>Bloodraven's side of the familyNo such thing exists, Daeron's side of the family, you meanBloodraven was still just a legitimized bastard like Bitttersteel and Daemon
>>217921612season 2 was eh but i bet the thing that made GRRM go apeshit was the Blackwood slanders and the sympathetic Bracken
The guy they got to play bloodraven was chopped
>bloodraven time travelling through centuries and controlling everythingeither fake or bloodraven is legitimately the stupidest motherfucker alive given the people he is choosing to further his agenda, for example, rhaenyra
>>217921612"Bracken" even sounds like spoiled water and the Blackwoods have cool tree magic. It's pretty clear who is the favorite child.
>>217921712where does that theory come from ?
>>217921612And yet here I am, beneth the gold, I am bitter steel.
>>217921744Bran warging into hodor
>>217921380Only to get roasted by Dany.Beneath the cope the bitterseethe.
>>217917914>wake as Sandor the Hound just after Ned is Deddo you now A) continue as canon and be bizarrely hostile to the 12 year old who just had to watch her father be decapitated, ending with you leaving her in a burning city after holding a knife to her, or B) haul her out of Kings Landing during the Blackwater and do your level best to get her home/somewhere safe?Sidenote it always makes me laugh to think about this exchange>>217921612I genuinely don't understand why he has such absurd bias against house Bracken>>217921758BENEATH THE GOLD
>>217917933hmmmm... Nootka... Be very careful now...
>>217921612>>217921665>>217921738>>217921758>>217921806I support the brackens just because of that, but also>this house is super special with magic powers, and old gods and tree wizardslike pick a struggle faggotsBrackens are just regular dudes with swordsand then you have bloodraven, whos basically a shitty deviant art tier OC
>>217921806>pic relatedGeorge will never understand that the IRL version of Tysha never loved the IRL version of Tyrion.
THE ONLY GOOD BLACKFYRE IS A DEAD BLACKFYRE
>RELEASE THE BRAPPPPEN
>>217921874>honorable knights get killed by a coward magic user who's willing to kill his own men and knights greater than he'll ever beim glad this nigga got cucked by the love of his life
>brakfags seethinggo fart in the stands, honorless losers
>>217921895Maybe that’s why the way that he was?
>>217921918>blackedwoods talking about honor
can someone make a webm of Ser Steffon prancing away like a faggot on his horse?
the brown(hole) dragons lmao
>Shiera please leave the window open when he fucks you
>>217918045I would love more stories written about Essos, the world of ice and fire book was great. He could literally just hire the same writers who he worked with on that book.
>>217921858yeah the blackwoods are stupidly "gifted" in a narrative sense
>>217921858House Bracken gave us Bittersteel who, in his endless seethe, formed the premier mercenary company in the known world and picked the best house words possible. Meanwhile, House Blackwood gave us the king of faggots that is bloodraven who just pisses me off to even think about from how much bias he and his shitty treefucker house have.I would be willing to bet good money that at least half of the bias against house Bracken is because they're Andals who follow the Seven meanwhile the Blackwoods are tree worshippers, because gurm seems to genuinely disdain the Faith of the Seven and is very bad at hiding it.
>>217921967Welcome to the club, bloodraven.
I like the idea of Westeros being the safest place on the world. The Arya show should have her go to Westereros, have her friends and everyone get fucked up by some eldritch monsters or some shit, basically like the opening of Expedition 33, then she's just like yeah fuck that im out then goes backalso dont make the Arya show cause thats an awful idea
I don’t take bloodraven seriously enough as a character to even hate him or meme against him. He’s just cringe and George made a mistake when he introduced him to the universe to the extent I can’t engage with the blackfyre era of Westeros
>>217921584Clocked
Since we are on the bloodraven topicWhat are they planning for Daemon, Alys and Aemond Harrenhal shenanigansIt's clearly some old gods shit
>>217921944
Is a false knight specifically one who was never knighted, or one who does un-knightly stuff?
>>217922050This but daemon and the dance of the dragons
>>217922005If even 20% of what's in the world of ice and fire book is true, then it basically is. Everything in Essos other than maybe Yi Ti sounds like a complete hell full of evil wizards, violent tribes, and deadly monsters.
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>>217921930Atrocities committed against Brackens don't count because we don't consider them humans in the first placeIt's like getting rid of an ants nest
>>217922095Whatever it is it’s going to be fucking retarded
>>217921333I'm starting to think the greens might have had a point, bros...
