Generations edition previously: >>217922313
star trek sex with shran
QUAAAAAARRRRRK
>>217933544
>It's a Barclay episode>After the Enterprise has a friendly interaction with a damaged Ferengi trade ship, Reginald Barclay purchases schematics for a 21st century invention called an "onahole"
>>217933647Disengage safety protocols and run program
>>217933645Damn baby. Cadet Mayli is giving Cadet BPD a run for her latinum.
>>217933544Painfully white
>>217933607Guess they weren't feeling like paying actor royalties that month
>>217933610I got to hold sorans gun once when I was a kid they had a star trek exhibition generations had recently come out and season 4 of ds9 was being promoted heavily with worf coming on board the big opening battle etc, anyway noone was at the generations exhibit so I ducked under the red rope and grabbed it, it was metal and still would do that folding thing when you pressed a button on the side
Is the movie Caligula really THAT bad?
>>217933698yes its really that bad
>>217933607It's sad that all the expanded universe stuff with Starfleet Academy is tarnished now. But I suppose that was done on purpose.
>>217933685Holding the gun sideways was cool in the 90s, they wanted to it in trek as well
>>217933905I mean it is a pretty cool gun, it was pretty heavy too, felt idk how it say it, real I guess
>>217933683Speaking of royalties, I wonder why the VOY game is getting a remaster while the SNES era games are emulation only.
>>217933698it is just moral outrage, and caligula gets carved to pieces by his own guards at the end as a direct consequence of his sadism and cruelty, as in real life, so it is not even that outrageous
>>217933607looks like lee van cleef there
>>217933954if you mean elite force, it uses the unreal engine which is really easy to upscale
>>217933987no eyes and angel eyes
>>217933998>it uses the unreal engine which is really easy to upscaleof-fucking-course.
>>217933976when I said bad >>217933708I just meant its a bad movie, as in trash not even malcolm mcdowell can save it
>>217934007hey those guys built a really really good engine, can't give them flack for it, all the lazy mf who used it after the fact sure
Just started watching Discovery again. I dropped it after the first 2 episodes but I'm picking it back up because it looks like Kurtzmann Trek is going to be Trek going forward and I might as well catch up to it so I can actually know what people talk about at cons. Is Lorca the only good thing about this show? I know he gets replaced later but so far he's the only character who seems to have any depth.
>>217934345thats not necessary, they just make shit up as they go along
>>217933645>>217933675Why are you like this? What drives your stupid ass?
>>217933607They wouldn't have had these uniforms. Will at least. They wouldn't be in hhe same class.
>>217933905Generations had sidegun. Insurrection had a joystick. What did FC and NEM have?
>>217934362I coom.
>>217934345the only people at cons are strictly oldtrek only or strictly lower fags only
>>217934345One thing I wonder about now is whether STD was the big blue flag that writers of fantasy and sci-fi truly hate dealing with scale and travel times. After STD came out with the instantaneous spore drive travel I feel like every series just stopped caring about how long it took for characters to travel to different and new locations, and they would just throw in big scene changes between locations and environments willy-nilly. It was worst in GOT but I don't think we've ever gone back to>Oh it will take us 6 hours to get to this location>Oh this episode is all about traveling between two pivotal events
>>217934345>I eat shit because I want to know what food critics are talking about at restaurants
>>217934396
>>217934459You miss stories about the jounrey and not the destination? Oh boy! Do I have a show for you!
HACK THE BORG!!!!!
>>217934682Kurtzman must have nuke-level blackmail
>>217934345>Is Lorca the only good thing about this show?Yes. Seriously if the future is KurtzTrek just stick with SNW and ACK. STD shits the bed after Fuller left and the bed already had skidmarks in the first season.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
Aren't Discovery uniforms too close to Babylon 5 and Mass Effect?
>>217934742>post about how Kurtzman must have amazing blackmail>my post gets deletedbros...
>>217934762???
>>217934762NuTrek was a backdoor for a Mass Effect series until Amazon greenlit an actual Mass Effect series. Now there are two channels to watch the IP get raped.
>>217934762Making them all one color was fucking stupid. Thanks a lot, Enterprise.
>>217934573I need to go back and figure out if I finished season one. My drinking was bad around then and I blacked out a lot while watching it.
>>217934817>>217934821>>217934839I just think they look alike. At least Enterprise was pre Federation, just human fleet
>>217934839>>217934888Enterprise uniforms were great because they were based on Space Shuttle uniforms
>>217934839Only real problem with them was the Gold/Silver/Bronze system for division, since Gold and Bronze were too similar in color. It's balanced out by them introducing Medical Whites which should have been done forever ago, unambiguous good thing
Inagine giving a fuck about Bioware in the year 2026 AD.
>>217934345>>217934722You guys could pick up some old scifi books instead of forcing yourself to sit through nutrek crap you know.
>>217934742>Hilary
>>217935138after 4 or 5 heinleins i was very burnt out on freaky hippie scifi. can't read fantasy anymore either.
>>217935170Pic related is far more grounded and dry, almost reminded me of a TNG episode where the interesting part was discovering the unknown.
>>217935402never read a single arthur c clarke. asimov is my jam so dryness is a good thing, maybe i will.
>>217934917A Mass Effect game from the Dragon Age: Veilguard team is going to be hilarious. Get ready for genderfluid Krogans.
>>217935459>rich and advanced society has identity politicsGood world building actually.
>>217935459the Veilguard team isn't working on Mass Effect. in fact most of the people who worked on Veilguard went to some other studio and they're making they're own gay little ME ripoff game
Nustopher Braka is a scenery chewing god
>>217935489Mass Effect was build entirely on world having problems, and Shepard fixing the world to fight the reapers.What is there left to do in this world? Shepard made everyone friends.
>>217935138>heinleinworst of the boomerslopyou could at least step up to van vogt
>>217935499>What is there left to do in this world?Hunt down every last Battanian man, woman, and child.
>>217935424you've never read clarke? fucking hell get on that
>>217935499>Mass Effect WILL returnBioware made the threat, not me.
>>217935518so it's what, FPS?
>>217935520im not hatin' on the comment, just wondering about Bio ware 'plan'
>>217934345Yes but also they kind of ruin it LOL. Any good idea they have try squander.STD sucks because it had a lot of potential with an interesting cast; if only it had better writing. And a better setting. And better ships. And better everything.
Now I'm hearing SA was frontloaded and the first five episodes were the GOOD half. That means what we've seen is the strongest the team had to offer.
>>217936402We shall see. I think the more Tarima we see, the worse it gets.
>>217936402>SA was frontloaded and the first five episodes were the GOOD half.gonna be a WILD ride then
>>217933544It’s honestly hard to ignore at this point that /trek/ looks botted as hell. The same threads sit there forever, reply counts jump in weird bursts at dead hours, and half the posts read like slightly reworded copies of each other. You’ll see identical phrasing, the same arguments looping every few pages, and accounts that only ever show up to bump the same general. Organic discussion doesn’t behave like that. Real threads spike when something happens and then cool off. /trek/ just hums along mechanically, like it’s hooked up to a life support system. If that’s all real users, fine, but it sure doesn’t move like real users.
>>217936520Buy an ad faggot
>>217933607>average Riker sitting maneuverWell I mean they got that right. Is nobody going to mention the battle trombone? No wonder he got on with the Klingon's so well that would be almost as unwieldy as a bat'leth.
>>217935138It's a great story and would make an excellent movie. The problem is there's only so many good scifis out there and I've probably read them all.>>217936520This is possibly the least botted thread on /tv/. Do you want it to be all about ACK! A show almost nobody is watching? For me I come to see what comfy episodes will be on TV tonight. I used to use the timing of the episodes to tell my kids when dinner bathtime and sleepy time was because it's a big ass 5 hour block.
>>217936844Oh but then you'll miss the BPD Betazoid EXPLODING HEADS WITH TELEPATHIC SCREAMS!!!
This weeks academy episode was actually good wtf
>>217936635Vorta>Can't see shit (purposeful mutation)>Have no sense of aesthetic taste or appreciation (purposeful mutation)>Love drinking poison which they are immune to (purposeful mutation)These guys fit right into Starfleet.
>>217933607Were these books and the rest of the expanded material ever considered canon?
>>217937095>>Love drinking poison which they are immune to (purposeful mutation)i dunno about that one I think he just did it out of curiosity and because he was in a great mood
BruntFCA
>>217936914The only convincing portrayal of BPD I have ever seen on TV was Laura Palmer.
the Bajorans are the gayest most annoying species, their stupid noses are just ugly, and all Bahoran episodes suck
>>217937252https://youtu.be/1MuvNudeU5s
>>217937252I've been watching DS9 with my dad and he said he hates Jeffrey Combs and thinks he's "faggy"
>>217937377Well your dad would know a faggot when he sees one. Game recognize game after all.
>>217936844>bathtimeI bet you enjoy that a bit too much
>>217937377Tell your dad to stop being homophobic
>>217937377If you want to get into Star Trek but don't like Jeffrey Combs, you're gonna have a bad time.
>>217937298
>>217937377he's great at playing fruity little weirdos tho. someone's gotta do it. your dad has horrible taste.
>>217937298kill Bajorans, behead Bajorans, roundhouse kick Bajorans into the concrete, slam dunk a Bajoran baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Bajorans, defecate into Bajorans food, launch Bajorans into the sun, stir fry Bajorans in a wok, toss Bajorans into active volcanoes, urinate into Bajorans gas tank, Judo throw Bajorans into a wood chipper, twist Bajorans heads off, report Bajorans to the IRS, karate chop Bajorans in half, curb stomp pregnant Bajorans, trap Bajorans in quicksand, Crush Bajorans in the trash compactor, liquify Bajorans in a vat of acid, eat Bajorans, dissect Bajorans, exterminate Bajorans in the gas chamber, stomp Bajorans skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Bajorans in the oven, lobotomized Bajorans, mandatory abortions for Bajorans, grind Bajorans fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Bajorans in fried chicken grease, vaporize Bajorans with a raygun, kick old Bajorans down the stairs, feed Bajorans to alligators, slice Bajorans with a katana.
>>217937625He also dislikes Odo O’Brien and says they’re “always mad” and act like assholes.
>>217934839not ent's fault, ent's uniforms still had color codingblame std for the problems it created, dont shift the blame to good trek
>>217936402>Now I'm hearing [new shit] was frontloaded and the first five episodes were the "GOOD" halfit's always like this. it's been complete crap except for giamatti and now it's going to get even crappier
>>217937672I'd be a grumpy asshole too if I had Miles' problems.
>>217936692>>217936844its a copypasta>spam/low quality
>people who unironically watch current Star Trek will laugh at me for watching actual good retro sci-fiHuh.
>>217937861No, we laugh at you because you're poor and ugly and alone.
>>217937953Damn, you must crack the fuck up every time you walk past a mirror then.
>>217937842>Suffering>Data's Day
Imagine letting yourself get trolled by BF lmao
>>217937819At this point all we can do as fans is disavow and watch the trainwreck. Keep supporting TOS through ENT. It's the only way Paramount will learn.
>still no episode summaries for sa/ack on memory alphanobody actually watches this shit
>>217937984If you were actually a good writer you'd be more succinct and simply say "no u." But brevity is the soul of wit and you have neither soul nor wit. This is why Tawny won.
Whose got the worse takeshttps://www.jammersreviews.com/orhttps://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/
Anomalous links detected, evasive maneuvers.
What would have Janeway had done of a crew member just decided they didn’t feel like working anymore?
>>217938153JammerNo contest
>>217938056I'm sorry I was nodding off to your boring ass same shit different day milquetoast post. My bad.
>>217938193>I'm sorryYes, we know.
>>217937293Betty Draper before she got the feminist writing nerf
>>217938235Oh man that was legit good shit.
>>217937293BPD characters aren't relatable.
>>217938270They are to me, Anon. They are to me.
>>217937298BAJORANS YEARN FOR THE MINES
>>217938153Bernd is funny because he says fans need to give ACK a chance but then he rates every episode a 1
>>217938053>a female Jem'HadarI think my brain is melting.
>>217938270BPD people aren't relatable either anon
>>217938343True. All cluster B personality disorders are incurable and insufferable, and should be mercifully culled for the benefit of the species.
>>217938364Why do you think I was so intent on getting my tubes tied?
>>217938332
>>217938398No one would put a baby in you anyway and it doesn't solve the problem of you existing.
I stick around just to spite retards who actually watch Kurtzman Star Trek.
Uncanny valley abominations live among us and they can't even pilot interstellar craft.
>>217938529Should've kept some Pak protectors around to weed out the failures!
>>217938179Restricted from certain decks, stripped of rank and duty, asked to give their uniform back.
>>217938529gud book
realistically how quick would you get sick of a holodeck with unlimited access?
>>217938179there's that episode about the 3 crew members who weren't contributing anything so she drags them on an away mission and almost gets them all killed.
>>217938641I think after a couple rpg sessions I’d just be generating pleasure contraptions that choke will jerk me off and choke me while I’m skydiving. Then after a week of that I’d be programming the computer to holographically duplicate the molecular chemical structure of meth
>>217938700if you smoke holometh and then leave the holodeck do you sober up instantly?
>>217938641Depends. Do I have unlimited access to holograms of 80s mecha anime antagonists ready to eat my ass?
I only watch TNG, DS9 and VOY on repeat. I heard Picard is okay-ish and it has a lot of the characters I know. TOS looks too dated and Kirk is a dick. Is anything after VOY remotely worth watching?
>>217938741Watch ENT if only just for Combs as Shran. He kills it in this role.
>>217938741Picard is fucking trash, all of it. All three seasons. Don't listen to RLM.
>>217938741Voyager is unwatchable garbage made by a cast & crew that all hated each other and couldn't agree on anything and it fucking shows in every scene.TOS is half a cartoon and it's still 1000x more interesting than anything that ever happened on post-TNG trek. DS9 gets a free pass at legitimizing dumb anti-scientific superstitious bajoran/israeli religious cult nonsense only because the cast was so fucking good.
>>217938873How dare you.
>>217938741picard is an exercise in character assassination, if you like TNG and jean luc don't watch itTOS is dated but fun but a classicENT has lots of flaws but is an earnest attempt at trek, it succeeds a bit more than it fails but the fails are mightyand it has t'pol tummy>>217938873VOY just feels like TNG with worse writing and characters, they remember to mention "oh we're so far from home" maybe three times a season but the series long travel home plot from VOY looks exactly like a typical season of deep space expeditions on TNG
i would say you people disgust me but voy haters arent even people. theyre more like dogs. dogs that need to be beaten into submission or death.
>>217938932TNG’s good episodes are better than VOY but as far as averages VOY is better written. It took me rewatching without skipping around to realize how many TNG episodes are just someone getting telepathically raped or the computer not working.
VOY is trash and VOYboys are psychotic clowns Better executions of the concept: BSG and Stargate Universe
hogan deserved better than this
>>217939087I agree. Handsome guy.
>>217939047BSG is fucking great but i've never finished itive gotten halfway through twice and lost my place twice, the fast pacing of that show makes it fucking impossible to find where you stopped
>>217938729If you eat a feast in the holodeck then leave are you instantly hungry again?
>>217939047>>217939118BSG is as much of a fuckup as VOY but much much better cast.
>IVE GOT FAAAAAAAAAAITH! OF THE HEART!Is this the most skippable intro?
>>217939002read this in tuvok's voice
>>217938646Based Insaneway
>>217939157>Is this the most skippable intro?only if you've got no faith of the heart
here is a big tier list of scifisi did not make it but feel free to disagree with it angrily
more like faith of the SHART
>>217939157No other Star Trek intro features my boy, therefore it is the best one.
DS9 > TNG > ENT = TOS > VOY
>>217938932>VOY looks exactly like a typical season of deep space expeditions on TNGI must have missed all the VOY episodes about transporting peace mediators to solve the dispute between two quark chungus’
>>217939299The one with "target the orphanage" was exactly about the aftermath of a peace summit went wrong because of mean old chungi
>>217939201>gennedy clone wars above filoni star warsthis alone convinces me that this list isn't complete shit
>>217939377posting this image should get one thrown into a vat of boiling milk
Computer, one vat of milk, 100°C. Disengage all safety protocols.
>kills 18 people in furtherance of comandeering an enemy starship to extract dissident VIPs>"Well done, Counsellor."
>>217939258are you even white if your country isn't represented in a Star Trek intro?
>217939276>states very common opinionFor what purpose?
>>217939437Same number of people that got killed by Borg because Picard wouldn’t swallow his pride and be nice to Q
from great to goat to aids and ebola
>>217939466Just let him have his say.
new ship looks like a tool invented in the late 80's that you'd see at a bowling alley they use to scrape the old wax off the lanes
>>217939549>no CerritosLOL
>>217939643
>>217939643at least the makeup is halfway decent on this one, even if the cheekbone spikes make no sense and she's way too blue
>>217939643>Oh lawd dem Foundas
>>217939643>>217939665howd this happen
>>217939707This really isn't worth anyone's time.
>>217939643Is there gum-makeup or is she wearing fake teeth? Or are they actually doing the color grading in post? It's remarkably flawless.
>>217939707ok I take it back, the makeup is not actually that good
217939783bot shillVNR
>>217939783i think it's color grading. remember in ENT when they tried to make the inside of Shran's mouth blue a few times but you could tell it was just like some slop they had him swish around in his mouth and it looked like shit? lol
>>217939665>PO>TAY>TOES
>>217939643Dak'hatas gonna dak'hate
>>217939929jej
>>217939783She actually just looks like that
Morn
>>217940029Why do you keep reposting this unfunny crap?
>>217939851There's one shot in the TNG pilot where Data has bright red lips because they still couldn't figure out how robotic he should look without veering into uncanny valley.
Their relationship had a pansexual tranny x tradcath feel
>>217940308Kek
>>217940308actual funny and true observation
>>217940308astute
>>217940308>beach episode >Worf too embarrassed to show his bitch tits and bloodwine gut
>>217937842>Nooooooooooooooo I have to fulfill my voooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowsss this is the worst thing that could possibly happen! How am I supposed to fit my bit sweaty alcoholic sausage into that tiny spicy kimchi jar! This is too much! STAAAHHPP!
>>217940503His jewish ukrainian human parents raised him against such silly personal immorality
>>217940529They're Belarusian from Minsk.
>>217940048because it makes you seethe
>>217940503>bloodwineworf drinks prune juice because he's an uncle targ
>>217940571Do Klingons have a redundant foreskin?
>>217934345>Kurtzmann Trek is going to be Trek going forwardParamount is already planning a film reboot with the writers of the recent D&D movie so maybe not. >>217935402Probably my first or second favorite book by Clarke.
Does bloodwine have real blood in it?
>>217940048UUUU
>>217940308dios mio
>>217940627That's enough, anon.
>Insurrection & Nemesis are the only two ST movies without a comic adaption or tie-in >Enterprise is the only live-action ST series without an comic seriesWeird that they didn't get an adaptions but everything else did
>>217940627Yeah, usually when I see unfunny low quality shit I do get mad. You are very observant. If only you were as clever with your posting!
>>217939118>BSG is fucking great but i've never finished itThat might be why you like it. It gets pretty bad towards the end. Everyone is a god damned psylon almostLooking back it's like Lost. Lost in Space!
How would you rank them?
>>217940750According to class.
>>217939201>futuramaIf I wanted to see a sad dog die I'd just go home and yell at my dog and then throw it off a bridge or something because that would be less cruel then forcing myself to watch anything Matt GROANing wrote.
It was a space "cannibal" hazard
>>217939201>only sci-fi anime listed are Bebop and Outlaw Star
>>217939783"Blue gum" is an American term historically used as a derogatory, racist slur to describe Black people with very dark skin, specifically referring to the color of their gums. Originating in the U.S. South, this offensive term was used to promote harmful, racist stereotypes. Key Aspects: Origin: The phrase originated in the American South. Usage: It was used to describe Black individuals perceived as having dark gums, often accompanied by derogatory folklore or stereotypes. Context: It functions as a racial slur. Note: This term is distinct from the botanical name for the Eucalyptus globulus tree (Tasmanian blue gum).
>>217940777Modern Futurama is just as unfunny and irrelevant as modern Simpsons except it doesn't seethe over more popular cartoons like its sibling series.
>>217940815Those are the only ones worth mentioningWell those two and Space Cobra and the one about the space train
>>217940854>space trainAnd how, pray tell, does that work?
>>217934345Michael Bummer fires a gun in every single episode. Its so blatantly racist I'm shocked no one talks about it.
>>217940854>Those are the only ones worth mentioning
>>217940870Space magic.It's one of those early anime series that is considered one of the GOATs and massively influential, way more than that gay Gundam crap. Gundam is like He-Man or something, a series made to sell toys and nothing else. Pure frosting, no cake. Zero substance.
>>217940750Fuck long saucers, Voyager gets a pass because it’s distinct and iconic but fuck all this E and F nonsense. I appreciate the D for going wide, instead
>>217940709nothere is no QC and everything is completely arbitrary
>>217940881
>>217940888You don't deserve Tomino. None of us do.
>>217940750>Canon>>Canon>Canon>>Canon>Canon>>Canon>Canon>>ST:O>Non-canon
>>217940888why do I keep seeing this series everywhere now? did some sloptuber make a video about it?
>>217941011fuck if I know, I'm not a zoomer. I'm not even a huge fan but it does have some cool visuals.
>return me to the collective and we will fellate your penis
>its a drunk BF gundamposting threadah yes it is thursday again isnt it
>>217941159Fuck you I'm not even *that* drunk. I'm mostly just mad at people who come to 4chan of all places, and then are like "Anime? That's for faggots!"
Why did ds9 forsake carpetry?
>>217941191Damn almost like this general has a specific topic of subject matter which does not include anime or something
>>217941207Damn, it's almost like this entire website is a copy of 2ch.
>>217941205cardassian interior design
>>217941191yee but ur getting drunker>>217941207scifi anime is fine to an extentall scifi is fine to an extentit just always falls back to trek because we're all autists
>>217941219yeah how about you go to 2ch and post on, let's say, the professional wrestling board and start ranting about gundam and see how long it takes you to get MAC bannedthey are way more strict about being on topic than this shitholet. 2ch poster
>>217941275I go to 5ch now, thanks.
Anyone have the watch guide to ds9 that rated every episode in both enjoyability and plot significance?
>>217941316Does anybody have this kind of guide for TOS?
Dukat did nothing wrong aside from perhaps being too lenient with the Bajoran terrorists, and except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off, and then when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant and didn't abort, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the Prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised, and of course all the times when he cheated on his wife, and when he had to perform dishonest tricks on women (including Mama Major) to get them to sleep with him, and IMO when he tried to cheat in a game of kalevian montar with Odo.
>>217936402>Now I'm hearing SA was frontloaded and the first five episodes were the GOOD half. That means what we've seen is the strongest the team had to offer.Most delicious cope"Ok fine it's good but it's totally going to get bad now, trust me!!!!"
>>217941011There was a big remaster or re-release, like a year ago, that allowed normies access to it
>>217941207anime website
>>217941411More like simp website in your case (bitch)
>>217941379but it wasn't good, reddit crossposter
>>217938766Combs kills it in every role
generals aren't actually real so if anime gets posted its still /tv/
>>217941417(ANIME WEBSITE)
>>217941455BRING BACK SNACKS
>>217941432Wrong. It's been surprisingly good.
>>217941471
>>217941485LMFAO
Any Star Trek episodes about oldfag circlejerks?
>>217933544I enjoyed the last episode, in fact I been somewhat angry I am not hating the show as much as I thought I would.Pic related also helps as only one who can act.
I decided to give STO a try since there was some talk about it in /trek/. I know it has some sort of content related to DS9, so I'm chiefly interested in that, as well as some other continuations. Chat is full of know-nothing know-it-all reddit midwits, but that's easily remedied by just closing the tab. Other than that, it's fine so far.With a starship, you can go anywhere you want.
>>217941528>gaiafagof courseit all fits togetheri can't hate though i also play a 20yo MMO that has no right to exist anymoreGW1
>>217941061>able to remove all of her implants and fix her skin, but couldn't remove that tiny piece of metal over her eye.The Doctor a shit.
>>217941648They didn't remove her giant breast implants.
>>217934459JJ said "fuck it" even before std by having Scotty beam kirk and himself onto a starship that had been traveling away at warp speed for multiple days. Which is typical JJ cause his entire career is ignoring whatever he chooses story wise if it means doing something "cool"
Just watched the DS9 season 1 episode where Curzon's old lover tells Jadzia to live a long life. Oops.
>>217941359Waltz still literally makes no sense to me.>I should have killed all the Bajorans!!>*sisko hits Dukat with a pipe, knocking him unconscious* and that is why you are not an evil man (waaaow shades of grey amiright?)>*5 minutes later*>Like did the network get snippy and the script editor add a disclaimer at the end or what
>>217938932>picard is an exercise in character assassinationThis Picard feels like Stewart is pissed that some hacky sci-fi show is what he's going to be remembered for and he went out of his way to make fans hate picard
>>217940750kill kill fuck kill kill marry kill kill kill
>>217941673Yeah that's totally an Abrams problem not something that was every an issue with Discovery that took time issues into account all the timeEven his Star Wars movies were completely retarded about time and scale
How and why is BF so controversial?
>>217941784she's not. but, for some reason she's be super active in the past couple weeks compared to the almost a year I've been in /trek/. which is fine because the thread is fucking garbage due to newfags anyway. it's all so entertaining.
>>217941784there is a confirmed schizo who has been in /trek/ for a decade to shitpost about BFalso BF is a low quality poster
>>217934459>>217941673He did that with LOST too.S1 climbing a hill is a two parter, you knew exactly how many bullets existed. S6 people are showing up at Egyptian temples with AKs seconds after leaving the beach
>>217941601I think Space Station 13 and Space Station 14 are better Star Trek Games in terms of simulating a Crew. And definitely DS9 focused since it is a station.
>>217941729are you fucking retarded? he was mocking dukat when he said he that line.
>>217941485no it wasn't, it's been cringey teenslop. im sorry to say you have a terminal case of retardation, shilling 90210 for generation retard on 4chan all day
>>217941871What is with zoomers and wanting moderation? If the board is shit just log off nigga. Wait a few days.
>>217941538The only good parts are scenes he's in, and he's not in 99.99% of scenes. The show is shit.
>>217941886Ah yes, Sisko’s famous catty sarcastic quipping, how could you forget
>>217941911Why was the cunt that sits in this thread censoring it?
>>217941903You're cringey.
>>217941784>howconstant posting with and without his trip on, easily recognizable>whyconstant off-topic blogposting
Aside from Janeway, which captain do you think broke the most starfleet rules?
>>217940750Anyone shitting on the Odyssey deserves anal penetration from Armus
>>217941939anon is right. you're actually retarded.
>>217940730It is odd, maybe the comic rights were in limbo during those periods
>>217940750A & E are my faves overall.
>>217941939do you not know how characters that aren't one dimensional speak or something?
>>217941993You’re just afraid
>>217941991it looks like a croc with nacelles
>>217941867I like DS9 for its characters, not the space mall it takes place on, to be honest. I prefer to be out and about, exploring the galaxy.
>>217941939sisko is also the one who suggested dukat should've killed every single bajoran, do you think that was intended to be understood as his real thoughts at that moment? he spends a good chunk of the episode deliberately playing along with dukat's delusions because he's injured and dukat is liable to kill him.
>>217942014That sentence does little to explain the reason why a line delivered without any sarcasm or irony should simply be accepted as sarcastic because of a later scene, when literally anything else (including not speaking at all) would drive the point deeper
>>217942013I have decided that the E is definitively ugly
>>217941996i believe they weremarvel lost the comic license around 1998, when insurrection would've come out, and they didn't have trek comics back until wildstorm in 2000 - which was also lost by 2002, when nemesis would've come outthen there was a long ass time before IDW got the license, 2007 or so
>>217942053Dukat is unconscious when he says it. That’s why it’s so odd. It’s clearly not delivered with the same intentions as his earlier sarcastic remarks about killing them all
>>217942075Its a good job then that no one cares about your opinion
>>217942098dramatic effect
>>217942066>That sentence does little to explain the reason why a line delivered without any sarcasm or ironyIt was. All those anons are right, you're retarded.
HOLY FUCK! Can't believe this week's episode was actually great with minimal awful dialogue/cringe scenes. Even that origami chicken fucker wasn't as obnoxious as last time and actually made everything better! Can't wait for the podcast dumbasses that gave last week's episode a 10/10 to also give this total mirror opposite of an actually good and seriously told story the same rating...
>>217942168can you go back to discord or kill yourself or something so nobody has to see your disingenuous posts about this shitty tv show
out of all the "ladies man" characters, which one is the least plausible? >kirk>riker>parismy vote is for paris.
>>217940750D. The One used in TNG. Cozy Carpets.
>>217942219Absolutely Paris, he had the charm of a door stop
>>217942127>>217942125Regardless>you are truly absolute evil because… you didn’t do the very evil thing…you did a much less evil thing, instead of the super duper evil thing… [and that’s what makes you evil]makes no sense. If you read the scene like that
>>217942213You first.
>>217942168Nus chews scenery like Gul Darheel on whatever space meth McAfee was on. 11/10 no notes. Big eyebrow Vulcan was my favorite War College guy.Betazoid doing the psychic Tim Tam Slam was a bit much but you can tell they were going for the Gen V/Boys demographic.
wait hold on was Nus Braka actually in a second episode?
>>217942303I admit I got suckered into being surprised Vulcan guy died by the misdirect of that grizzled old vet getting predictably iced first
>>217942332...did you think he wouldn't be back?
>>217942279>makes no sense. If you're fucking retardedyes, glad you understand finally. thank you.
>>217942279It makes perfect sense if you actually watch the show. Dukat has a scene with Weyoun where he says you don't kill an enemy until they acknowledge your greatness, or until it becomes absolutely necessary. Dukat didn't kill as many Bajorans as he could have due to his ego. He then admits in the episode that he shouldn't have even bothered trying to earn their gratitude, and that he should have killed them all in the first place, which is a definitely evil statement.Genuinely; are you trolling, or are you actually this autistic?
>>217942361he hasn't been so far. and i figured this show would release like 2 episodes per year or whatever. it makes sense that they don't wanna pay Paul Giamatti to actually be in it alot though.
>>217942346I also am surprised glitter vomit rich kid was pitched as "the A-hole" and after the first episode he's a competent and supportive team player throughout.
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>>217942377How does wanting people to like you (and not killing them because of that) make you absolute evil? Isn’t that just how everyone is? You’re focusing on the wrong part. Sisko’s declaration to Dax is the problem. There hasn’t been anything in the episode to warrant that statement, even compared to things Dukat has said or done in earlier episodes. But there is build up in the episode to warrant a statement that Dukat /isnt/ le Hitler and just a simple man. Which would line up with him saying he isn’t /evil/. The last line of the episode is out of place.
>>217942475you have the most advanced form of retard autism I've ever seen and should voluntarily cull yourself from the population
>>217942475I'm done trying to explain basic character dialogue and motivations to you. If everyone's calling you retarded for not understanding things after they've been plainly explained, you're probably retarded.
>>217942522>>217942505Are these just bots? Literally 0 attempts to engage with anything typed.
>>217941601just play the story missions and you can fuck off. dont get in that grind, its never going to pay off.
>>217940815>ignores the other 4+ sci-fi anime on the listBased retard tripfag
