Well-Timed Double Feature Edition.Previous: >>217910021
>>217944693From Beyond& Reanimator
Need a horror to watch tomorrow that isn't a Jason movie. Any recs for a retard here?
>>217944713
I noted the proximity of Friday the 13 and Valentine's Day as right now, and it led to a very interesting finding. The two films in the OP were released within a year of each other, by the same studio (Paramount), and their posters are extremely similar, point by point:-R-rating-Paramount logo-Large black field containing essential info:-tagline at top-stylized movie title/logo at bottom, referring to a specific date or holiday-FIVE young people/victims, very small in-group together in relation to the depiction of the killer-bloody knife, held verticallyMost of this is easily explained by prevailing norms around the same period, but it's still interesting to compare design details like these IMO.
>>217944788Based
>>217944713What sort of kino?Hatchet is a fun modern Friday ripoff
>>217929073Yeah, they were low-tier normies who got mid-mogged by Nick while jestergooning for the group of Foids to spike their cortisol levels.
>it's only just the 13th in America
>>217944693
>>217944962It should go without saying that the southern hemisphere doesn’t count for shit. Deal with it.
>>217945058America wins again
>>217945063One of the best things about 4chan and the internet in general is getting to rightfully bully Australians. What a bunch of faggots.
Primate is some jaw-dropping stuff
>>217945095>Link>Monkey ShinesAre there any other killer monkinos that don’t feature apes/gorillas?
Have a good Friday the 13th and Valentines everyone, whatcha watchin this weekend?Friday the 13th Part 4 for me tomorrow and maybe Hell Night on Saturday.
>>217944930Any that makes me think why am I alive or why are people like this
>>217944814Probably the same artist.
>>217945265Suicide Club
there's another friday the 13th next month what does it mean?
>>217944693Can someone explain to me why I've had people recommending me this movie for decades now? It's boring as shit, the kills are all lame, and the plot makes no sense. The only good part is when you see the side of Adrienne's boobs for like three seconds.
>>217944713Saturday the Fourteenth
>>217945379That movie sucked
>>217945552You suck
>>217945748did they just make a movie of that one scene from nope?
>>217945748She's so lucky to get chosen by the Chimp God
Watch PRIMATE if you want to see these people get MONKED OOOOOH OOOH AAAA AAAA
>>217945552You don't sound connected with yourself
>>217945748Better times...
>>217945748ben had to give her a taste of his chimp strength cause he knew she'd try to give him problems later
Putting on The Addiction
Renny Harlin's Deep Water trailer.Looks roughly as green screened as Orca but hoping it's better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK0NkjIa4yo
Wow, talk about Monkino. Enjoyed The Addiction, thanks to the anon that rec'd it. The blood overdose part was great.Not for everyone but show this to the next art hoe you're trying to pull for sure.
>>217947073If you saw Marty Supreme, the guy with the dog that the bathtub falls on is the guy who directed this.
Watched Schizoid, the other movie paired with X-Ray/Hospital Massacre (Valentine's Day Slasher) on the 4K I bought and discussed last thread >>217920869 >>217929964 >>217939937The movie has Klaus Kinski, Marianna Hill from Messiah of Evil, and even Christopher Loyd, but I was most invested in this actress and her character. All you waifu spammers would probably appreciate her.I think this one is actually pretty good, and definitely the more interesting of the two. Once again, the 4K format really improves the experience. A movie that would be totally ignored in the DVD era becomes a real joy on 4K, with some beautiful shots. I'd definitely recommend this one to people that like 80s slashers, even if it isn't as gory as later movies
>>217947144My favorite director Damon Packard made a video for my friend's record a while back using footage from thishttps://youtu.be/DazoRz5KUWQ
>>217947138I haven't, but looking at his wiki page, I have seen Body Snatchers.Will have to line up Driller Killer some time.
>>217944788baste
>>217947165>My favorite director Damon PackardI'd respect you more if you just said "hey guys, Damon Packard here"
>>217947233Look into him, he's a big deal. And he's way too schizo to hang out here, he's a Facebook kind of guy.
>>217947254> he's way too schizo to hang out here, he's a Facebook kind of guy.
>>217947288I don't know what that image means, but everybody should know about Packard, Reflections of Evil was a major, significant movie.https://youtu.be/e2w6zsCnZuE
>>217945748>Bunch of college aged girls running around barefoot
>>217947328glowing words from DVD Crypt Magazine
>>217947338That's not a fetish.
>>217947328>I don't know what that image means, but everybody should know about Packard, Reflections of Evil was a major, significant movie.
>>217947328
>>217946396>Oh yeah, whaddya gonna do? Slit my throat? Bet you can't! *dodges*
>>217948055Why didn't he raise his arms?
>>217948208He was reaching out for a hug :(
>>217948212many such cases :(
You want horror? Dementia is suddenly hitting people in their 30's and 40's for SOME reason.
we're getting another spider horror>In "Tarantulas", a research expedition in the outback that encounters an evolved species of deadly spiders.
>>217948615They told me not to go in the house.So I went in my pants.
>In.Search.Of.Darkness.1995.1999.Journey.Back.Into.Iconic.90s.Horror.2025.1080P.WEB.H264-GOREHOUNDS>In.Search.Of.Darkness.1995.1999.Journey.Back.Into.Iconic.90s.Horror.2025.1080P.WEB.H264-GOREHOUNDS>In.Search.Of.Darkness.1995.1999.Journey.Back.Into.Iconic.90s.Horror.2025.1080P.WEB.H264-GOREHOUNDS
>>217949668nice
Eh, I guess this technically is horror, so I'll post about it.Just finished. German thing about a sailor who returns to his family home just as the patriarch played by Orson Welles is about to die. The will instead and you might think it's THAT kind of movie but really there's some other mystery everybody else seems to know about but won't fill the new guy in on. When it's revealed it's WAY stupider than you could've imagined the family members are all Greek gods Orson trapped in human skins and won't let leave his estate. The same beautiful actress plays five characters. It's way too long, Orson only in it for about fifteen minutes, and nothing much happens besides the MC creeping around the huge house and begging people tell him what's going on. A Barrel Entertainment DVD.
Going to my old roomie's place today and we're going to get incredibly baked and watch F13 7 through X
>>217949668Any idea what decade they'll cover next? (if any)
>>217946041>>217947073Based fellow monkebro. I love this shit.>Not for everyone but show this to the next art hoe you're trying to pull for sure.Absolutely.
>>217950012>watching the worst ones
I swear every time I look at Takashi Miike's filmography, the guy has put out like 3 or 4 movies since the last time I checked
>>217950252https://xcancel.com/80sHorrorDoc/status/1896325355834949897
Rewatching Signs right now
>>217945044Cute :3
i think ipads or galaxy tablets are the best way to watch /hor/ if you don't have the attention span
YEA CUZ HE'S BACK
POWER OF THE NIGHT, STREETS ARE CALLINGSTEALING FROM THE NIGHT, SHADOWS CALLING
>>217953352sounds good
>>217953352>>217953996JFC>>217953985critters kino
It’d be awesome is there was a Friday the 13th movie where Jason murdered a bunch of camping MAGAtards.
>>217954330that's all the films
>>217947482>Bunch of college aged girls running around barefoot getting their feet fucked up and then proceeding to get killed by a chimpanzeeFixed it
>>217954438now that's niche
For your considerationThe Wrath of Silence (1994)
>>217944693The 2009 Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles versions are honestly very good.
>>217953917THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK
man...
>>217955992Hey, he made it to 80. Can’t ask much more than that.
Primate>girlbosses>”hot guys on plane” literally an african >”come fuck our brains out” oo look how empowered we are>girl makes move on guy>vet tells you there is rabies >dad tells vet no rabies >vet says okPure popcorn flick. 5/10. Slop.
>FACT
>>217944693/ourgirl/ has returned with new horror kino Welcome to Camp Miasma!
I'm looking for movies set on Friday the 13th to watch tonight, but I don't really want to watch the Jason ones again
>>217946041>>217947073>>217950733Always thought Lili Taylor was one of those 'kind of weird looking but also kind of hot looking' women
>>217956358Sounds good bro
>>217956148>>girl makes move on guyNot sure what point you're trying to make with this observation but that's been going on in US films since at least the 40s
>>217956284Looks like my wife.
>>217956697Yeah but movie was extra girlbossy with muh sexual empowerment. >come fuck our brains out!! I am strong wahmen!!
>>217956358https://www.fangoria.com/teenage-sex-and-death-at-camp-miasma-first-look/
>>217956703ok boomer
>>217956742Looks like my wife.
>>217956742>teenage sexCasts a 70 year old
>>217956811But that's where Amanda Fix comes in
Planning to watch The Hand that Rocks the Craddle this weekend. I remember watching it two or three times in the past and loving it.
>>217956886Sex appeal not detected.
>>217957101Cuck detected
>>217957030>original>beautiful house surrounded by a vibrant garden>remake>Severance cubicles
Friday was probably the first film I ever torrented. I remember me and my friends gathering for a night of terrors. In the end the rip was absolutely atrocious. You really couldn't make up what was going on, and it was quite a dissapointment. Now maybe 17 years later I watched it with a proper file and a new friend group, and it was actually pretty decent flick. We also watched Argento's Opera. Nice night. /blog
>>217957030Similar lighting to Smile in that pic.
>>217956658Definitely.
>>217956742>>217956886Fixbros keep winning
>>217955992
>>217954780
>>217956148I mean the monke was locked up securely, an on call vet had already had a look at it in his mind, the girls had been told not to let him out, he was at an important event, and he thought the vet must be wrong. That's more than enough imo.Your first part is dead on though, I have learned to just blot it out of my mind because that's in most modern films now.
>>217957530Story of my life. Over time I've rewatched a bunch of films I thought were just average but in reality I was just watching a terrible blurry rip. John Carpenters films especially.
>>217957716But another vet is telling there is rabies though.
>>217958107Join us Fixbros
Watch Tragic Ceremony
>>217958122Apparently he's right though, Hawaii is rabies free and so it'd have to be some smuggler that got past quarantine. And on the phone call she says something like it might have been a contaminated sample and she'll check again.
>>217958331Telling the person who just did the test who just told you there is rabies and you tell them there is no rabies back is bad script writing. Should have been>but I thought Hawaii didn’t have rabies. Movie was low iq zoomer americanmutt tier.
>>217956148>girlbossesSo?>look how empowered we areYes, so?>girl makes move on guySo?>vet says okThey were being sarcastic. The problem is the dad returns home with zero sense of urgency.
>>217958436>so>so>soWhat do you mean so? It is stupid and woke.
Watching this chick eat a banana was the only time I had to look away. Disgusting.
>>217957791Love Carpenter, and I've been fortunate enough to always have a good copy of his films. Not quite sure if I had his films on VHS or DVD, but the torrents always delivered
>>217958455>It is wokeSo?
>>217958529So you’re a fat redditor. Say no more.
>>217958578So? At least I am not a sexist man pig like you.
>Honey Bunch (2025)>When Diana wakes from a coma with memory loss, she and her husband seek experimental treatments at a remote facility. As the procedures intensify, their marriage is put to the test and Diana begins to question her husband's true motives.>Directed by Dusty Mancinelli and Madeleine Sims-Fewer who directed Violation (2020)>Starring /ourgirl/ Grace
>>217958771Sounds like trauma man bad nonsense
What do you guys think of Ice Nine Kills's horror movie themed albums? Peak coworker core, I love them
>>217958406The the expert unprompted says picrel, i.e. that they already know Hawaii doesn't have rabies and agree with him.>Should have been "but I thought Hawaii didn’t have rabies."Why would he say that? He's an animal expert and knows the same facts she does.>Hawaii is the only state in the United States that is free of rabies and all dogs and cats entering the state must follow import rabies quarantine requirements. Cases of the disease in Hawaii have all been infected through exposures outside of the state.https://health.hawaii.gov/docd/disease_listing/rabies/Plus, he's frustrated. He's set up as a dad that is already not spending enough time with hids kids, on the verge of a big movie deal and torn inside because he doesn't want to leave. He already told the girls Ben was sick, locked him up, and warned them it could be rabies.
>>217958887> He's set up as a dad that is already not spending enough time with hids kids, on the verge of a big movie deal and torn inside because he doesn't want to leave. His work is why his family lives in the top 0.01% of Americans. Being a rich father is more important than being there.
>>217958150>Amanda Fix>troon director>meta horror about being queer sextruly this will be intolerable
Just put on See No Evil 2. Danielle Harris but movie is directed by 2 girls.
>>217959139I enjoyed Rabid by them which the Substance definitely took inspiration from.
>>217959058You are a cuck
>>217958881I think they're really well done.
>>217959139Only you watch movies I swear
>>217959227What do you mean?
>>217959281Most of us here just get film summaries off chatgpt and discuss it here.
>>217959277Total Soilennial Death
Finally got around to see that I know what you did last summer legacy sequel. Thought it was alright about on par with the second one. Some decent kills and I didn't mind the reveal at the end that wasn't popular with some. Just wished they hadn't focused so much on Sarah Michelle Gellar's character from the OG movie, felt like she had more screen time then JLH whose character is still alive.
>>217958881Not quite my tempo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rpp1-8q2EM
>>217959354>What are you waiting for, Tyrone?! I am only getting older?!
>>217959387What did she mean by this?
>>217959139>Danielle Harris
>>217959479Seek God
>>217959555kek
Anything else to add to a Valentine's marathon?
>>217959619Add X
watching a CLASSIC tonight
>>217959058I remember this picture. You live in a condo or something lol.
>>217959058>Jeans on bed>clothes rackGrim.
Happy Friday the 13th everybody
>>217959619both Holidays and Tales from the Crypt '72 have Valentine's Day segments
eli roth's valentine sequel lolhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rO2wrvU3Wkk
>>217959738>ch ch ch ha ha ha
>>217960003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r0fo4ZrtCkInteresting video on that sound. The tl;dr being the sounds are "Ki" and "Ma", for Kill her Mommy
>>217945144Shakma
Just put on Neverknock.
>>217957030Check out Bad Influence by the same director. Fucking great film.
>Friday the 13th is over>haven't watched a single Friday the 13th movie>haven't even watched any horror moviesIt's so over
>>217961101You can try again next month.
I marathoned all Friday the 13th movies last year and I barely remember anything.>2nd movieOne of the girls had nice tits, but she never showed them bare.>3rd movieI remember the funny "stick in camerman's face" scenes because it was IN THREE DEE. I also remember the... the place where they were had a funny name. And there were blacks.>4th movieI think this is the "bestestest movie" according to fans of the series, I remember almost nothing except the final scene where the Corey Feldman wannabe child actor put on a "JUST" makeup which somehow stunlocked Jason. Easily the most overrated movie.>5th movieEither the movie that didn't have Jason in it (or it's the next one below) but some crazy guy instead, don't remember the rest.>6th movieEither the above, or the movie where the once-played-by-Corey-wannabe child grew up, so he dug up Jason's corpse and resurrected it. It was the first movie in the series where they discovered maggot-tech.>7th movieThe Carrie vs Jason unmarked movie?>8th movieJason goes to New York?>9th movieUh, maybe I forgot one between 6 and 7/8.>Jason XThe one where he goes into space, it has a funny scene where he beats women together in a hologram.
>>217961216>One of the girls had nice tits, but she never showed them bare.She did but they cut the footage because she lied and stated she was 18 when she was actually 17.
>>217961275>The footage was recovered for the Scream Factory Blu-Ray release, although they opted not to restore the footage due to the underage nudity.AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>21796127516 actually
>>217945144
>>217961394Is there a more erotic BMWF scene in horror? I reckon this is peak.
Gonna watch The Psychopath because I love dolls
I can't end the day without listening to Patrice O'Neal's Friday the 13th talk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pUd0d2KCPY>>217961012Will do, thank you for the recommendation!
>>217944788This one made me sad on the second watch.
>>217961522No probs. I actually prefer it to THTRTC.
>>217961394She's giving him a better view?
>>217961536Why's that?
From the director of Guinea Pig 2 and 5 and the cinematographer of One Cut of the Dead comes Japan's first fully AI generated horror film starring the AI generated voice of Junji Ito.https://youtu.be/KVLp3ECJQrQ
>>217962048Already outdated now that Seeddance 2.0 is out
>>217961824Just seeing him there all alone rambling about her mother was just really, really sad. I couldn't even be mad about what he did, he was just a really sick person. Great acting by Spinell.
3 days off for my working class pleb life. Some people’s life is some people’s vacation. What should I work I mean watch tonight?
>>217962132Yeah he's pretty amazing in it. I watched the 2012 version first, which I also really liked, but it's interesting that in the original he isn't as victorious. I mean neither of them are, but things are falling apart for him even more as his crimes mount up.
Everyone's second favourite Nell is back in an upcoming horror>In the film, haunted by her past, a grieving girl is drawn to a mysterious traveling carnival that arrives in her small town. Caught in its alluring spell, she falls deeper into a web of illusions — only to discover an underground world that feeds on despair and demands a costly price for escape.
>>217962285Working class bro, I am here too
Man, I ain't trying to watch Demon sitting on the outhouse toilet, taking a diarrhea criznap after eating bad gas station enchiladas, baby.
uguuu erotic witch tummyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nyUCq9k7_0
Did Sinners win everything yet
>>217959210Same. I got a bit obsessed with them for a while. I think especially on that first album, they pay a lot of attention to structure, like the song about Friday the 13th starting with the campfire song and ending with an extended gentle portion that ends in a breakdown, mimicking the Jason jumpscare.
>>217962048>Japan's first fully AI generated horror filmJapan has fallen...
>>217962701it won a place in our hearts <3
its a shame f13 part 5 had such boring deaths because it could actually have been a kind of interesting direction to take things to turn jason into a personification of generational/local trauma caused by his murder spree
>>217962132It's funny watching Maniac, where Spinell turning in a pretty damn good performance, and then I watched the Starcrash episode of nu-MST3K, and he's on there being awkwardly dubbed and giving orders to goofy ass stop-motion robots wielding scimitars. If I recall correctly, Tom Savini said that it's the association between Spinell and Munroe in that movie that ultimately resulted in her being in maniac. Well, that and her husband helping fund the film.
Scariest thing in this movie was the carpeted bathroom.
Putting this on now. What F13 are/did you guys watch(ing)?
Top horror movie of 2026 so far?
>>217963417Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>217963053It's a better premise then the Camp Crystal Lake novels where Jason's mask is haunted and he possesses anyone who puts it on.
>>217961275This one?
>>217963417Bone Temple
>>217961394Based gooner
>>217963467dont get me wrong i like supernatural jason and the way things went but i just think there was an interesting way to take things that wasnt just more generic/silly slasher films
>>217963413Same
>>217963417Primate
>>217963413>>217963511Nevermind, it's actually part 5 I'm putting on. I forgot which one I watched last, but I already watched 4 last Friday the 13th
>>217963547Enjoy
>>217963446Thing isn’t out yet. >>217963478Hell no. >>217963533You have no taste lol.
>>217963474
>>217963533by a mile, monkey supremacy
>>217963578>Thing isn’t out yet.Cucked mindset
As weirdly possessive of the role as Kane Hodder is I'll admit he did a great job as Jason.
>>217963645Hell no. Have some taste.
>>217963533>>217963645Reddit ahh
What did ya'll think of Sweet Revenge?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZSg3cU0vwM
>>217963648you tell em fixbro
>>217963413Maybe I should watch part 1
>>217963413Part 6
>>217963784I liked the lead. It should have ended a bit differently, aside from the gay-ass song. Like maybe Jason walking away, and her realizing she was undead. idk I remember having an idea at the time.If you like short films, the fan film MICHAEL vs JASON: Evil Emerges is actually pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXjOA6B9sYA
>>217963533You are joking, right?
>>217963578>>217963733>>217963893kys
>>217963819fuck I loved the graveyard scene. the whole lightning resurrection, the look of the set, slimy wet feel of the whole thing. it's a the perfect intersection of older style monster films and modern horrors. we don't get creepy graveyards anymore.
>>217963950Mass reply. You sound triggered.
>>217964016It’s funny because Jason Lives absolutely does not feel at all like summertime despite being the only movie in the series to feature campers at the summer camp. The sheriff is wearing a fucking parka lol
>>217964125It is cold at night during summers.
>>217963533Pathetic.
>>217964148Kek, not in New Jersey during summer camp months. It’s humid as fuck.
>>217964125kek. funny about the summer camp thing too.in comparison, Sleepaway Camp feels extremely summer-campy.
>>217964125Tommy and Megan wear coats too. I guess I just assumed this one happened closer to fall.
>>217964197Meant to post this one because I remembered her red coat also
>>217964186Fuckin’ cawk suckah!
>>217964148I wish
>>217964016Drag Me to Hell had a good wet and slimy graveyard scene.
>>217964174He has poor blood circulation from alcoholism and chainsmoking get off his fucking back
>>217964247He needs to do some body buiding
>>217964276Sleepaway Camp is amazing. I love the one scene where Ronnie is in the background just casually doing dumbbell curls lol
how are these? they're like 5 hours each...do they offer new and/or interesting insight into the movies featured, or is it just "this was so cool and unique for its time" commentary from bloggers and people who served as extras in a background scene?
>>217964451Yeah, no.
Just put on No Escape Room.
>>217964324I feel lucky I got to watch it without knowing the twist. Blessed times.
>I don't want to be buried>In a Pet Sematary>I don't want to live my life again
>>217953985POWERRRRR OFFFFF THE NIGHT
>>217964585Thought you enjoyed being a cuck
>>217963053>the real monster was trauma NO!
>>217964451I listened to the first one years back. It gave me the impression it was more like a praise for movies rather than anything like behind the scenes stories. Kind of like the Bravo's 100 scariest movies sort of deal, except I thought Bravo's had more variety. I don't know, wasn't a big fan. Although they didn't do anything to protect the DVD when they shipped it to me and I think they shipped it late too, so I already had a bit of a bias going into it watching the documentary.
>>217964528>No Escape Roomlol
>>217964661Yeah I was gonna type something like that too
>>217964662>praise for movies rather than anything like behind the scenes stories.What annoys me about this approach is it's never very insightful. Same thing with youtube slop, just reading shit off wikipedia, quoting some easily findable article, whatever it takes to pad the time out for ad revenue.
>>217964696Yeah, that shit is beyond played out in horror at this point. No more, please.
>>217964713>>217964696You can expect more. Soi men are a guaranteed revenue stream, companies aiming for the female revenue now.
>>217958771i thought this movie was pretty good. i doubt most of you morons would like it, though -- you know, due to you being nose-picking, mouth-breathing cretins.
>>217964528This movie is pretty good so far
>>217964739No, it just sounds pozzed. Even the poster screams “woke!”
>>217964713>beyond played out in horror at this pointTimeless classic
>>217964739You sound like you deserve whatever mirror image enemies you have desu.
Heart Eyes was woke slop
Livid cutie.
>>217964801Sure, but let’s not go applying that formula to Friday the 13th. Oh wait, the upcoming series is probably going to do exactly that.
>>217964834Prutrid simp.
>>217964739i'll watch it and like it just to spite you. that'll show you i'm not stupid.
>>217964854Kek
>>217964854Abysmal ESL, sad to hear you're not dead.>>217964878Samefag since anyone else would have noticed that.
>>217964899What
>>217964932>left lied about her age and did a nude scene that had to be cut I bet they were very nice.
>>217964899The new captchas will be bruutal for him
>>217964942Big milkies are always nice
>>217965006Quiet
>>217965006Big paranormal honkers>>217965091Silence homosexual
>>217965130>hfw he isn’t african
>>217965130>hfw her husband says “but we saw X last night already. lets put something else on“
>>217965186Lmao
>>217965130>honkersEvery horror with them is a win.
Freddy Vs Jason gave me nightmares for months when I was a kid, and I haven't watched a horror movie since. What can I watch to test the waters? Please nothing based on true stories.
>>217963413This felt too much like Jason was an afterthought
>>217965248Alien, or The Evil Dead
>>217965248A Serbian Film>>217965253How so? They even had that kino backstory intro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpBqgiyeNEs
>>217963855Trve. Ally's /ourgirl/
>>217965302>How so?He's barely a part of the movie at all. When he does show up, it feels forced and out of the blue
>>217965319Are you thinking of Part V?
>>217965319I also think you’re confusing Final Chapter with a different entry.
>>217965342>>217965377Yes, I meant part 5
>>217965396Yes, Part V is A New Beginning. The Final Chapter is Part IV.
>>217965283Sci-fi doesn't count as horror to me, so I've actually seen all of the Alien movies. >>217965302>Serbian FilmPerhaps not.
>>217964324They used to have people just working out with chrome machines and plates in 80's movies it's kino.
>>217965432>Perhaps notOk, Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949) or Evil Toons (1991).
>>217965248The Thing - not so scary mostly cool and exciting imo. has body horror and awesome practical special effectsthe Shining - just creepy as fuck especialyl if you're afraid of your dad.Texas Chainsaw Massacre - not really any gore but the creepiest movie I've ever seen.
>>217965248don't test the waters, jump in the deep end and watch... The Blair Witch Project.or if you think found footage is boring, then... Inside (2007)
>>217965478I saw Evil Toons before and after the thing happened that made the opening scene hit different.
>>21796547080s era Nautilus machines are kino
He's still down there, waiting.
>this forest mongo just murdered a fuck ton of people including a cop>let's dump his corpse in the lake so no one can find itwhat the fuck was this movie
>>217965609It worked until psychic qt revived him.
>>217965630wrong movie
Before this thread hit the bump limit I just want to say that Friday the 13th 2009 Remake is a very good movie and only contrarians and faggots hate the movie>more violence>more nudity>more gruesome kills with no cgi blood>more stupid dialogues>more Jason vicious killing machine mode
>>217965609Yeah, the ending did feel kind of sloppily put together. iirc, Jason gets defeated at the farm they were at earlier, meaning they had to drag his body pretty far to the dock.
>>217965644The killer cut is worth watching just for more of Bree’s stupendous tits
>>217965644Good movie. The main girl was a traitor though.
>>217965681She seemed like a prude anyway. She fucked off with Sammy so Trent could get it on with the hotter girl.
>>217965671the only one in the film with a nice pair of tits, the one in the beginning, amanda, had terrible fake tits
>>217965609My bad>>217965694>SammyClay, he's not Sam Winchester. That's Supernatural.
Cute-a
>>217965694She was liberal acting and backstabbing as hell without realizing it. Typical female. Invites the guy over and shushes the guy and stuff. Kinda like leftist liberal females welcoming refugees.
>>217965733>Jason la-Vorhees dead
>>217965733best girl in the worst movie
>>217965730I like that Jared and Jenson both had horror movie remakes come out in 2009.
>>217965671Honestly I don't think that every horror movie need nudity/sex scene but It's kinda sad how this new slasher movies are so washed and tonned down, even with streamer service backing up the projects the results are almost the same, I miss the direct-to-video slashers with bootleg versions of Jason and a newbie director trying to squeeze something interesting with no money
>>217965785In a Violent Nature was an interesting twist on slashers, but yeah. I liked that Friday 2009 didn’t try to reinvent the wheel and just did a greatest hits thing with modern CW actors.
>>217965785Only "I can pass this off as artistic or bleak" nudity seems to remain. The real low rent stuff still exists but the actresses are all unpleasantly bogged.
>>217962972Even the samurai are eating slop...
Fuck final girls
>>217965828This is a cucked post. Also, this is the only decent photo of her, cuck.Cuck you
>>217965828Amanda Fix will play a teenager’s mum
>>217965880Based
>>217964823And this surprises you? You should assume every new movie or show will be wokeslop; that way you're never disappointed.
I dunno where else to put it, I know it wasn't horror, but good God Cold Storage is one of the worst things I've seen in years.
>Chuds claim cultural victory, but are still mad about woke
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>>217958881I discovered them through one of their music videos on youtube, now I listen them religiously even though it's not my usual genre (heavy/epic metal)
>>217958771>WHITE MEN BAD traumaslopSuck my ass.
>>217965938Someone else bake
>>217965248It depends on what scares you. For me, living dolls/puppets/mannequins always give me the creeps.These are some classic yet not too scary of movies that I think would be safe for a general audience:>The Shining>Silence of the Lambs>Jaws>The Fly>PsychoIf you don't mind horror comedy:>The Lost Boys>Killer Klowns from Outer Space>An American Werewolf in London
girlboss horror like You're Next
Anyone baking?
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