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Based autist kid dropping lore nukes
LORD ASHFORD JACKS OFF TO HENTAI
Egg's actor spoiled that Dunk survives Summerhall (around 6:29)https://youtu.be/UL11JAqY2m8?si=OBz2ytexzWsorM7L
lmao Dunk had enough of Targaryens and decided to go back to being a hedge knight
Long live Jon Snow the best Targaryen!
>>217947289SEVEN HELLS WHAT IS THAT BIG BOAR WHORE INTERVIEWING THEM?
Daily reminder at Summerhall a dragon will hatch out of Egg...
1st for Targ fucking shits getting what they deserve (cruel and gruesome death)
>>217947277>>217947289>Dunk will carry Egg to his grave in the final season>paralleling to season 1 opening scene when he buries ArlanHOLY POTTERYGURM DOES IT AGAIN
>>217947277ruins the kino>both met at ashford>both go out at a fort being turned to ash
Cast her:
>>217947345
I remember watching lore videos about GoT world being a sci-fi world turned into a fantasy world through winter or magic or something. Did anything came out of those theories?
>>217947355
Hold up, so who are the true natives of Westeros?
>>217947362Anon... there's been 0 books since season 1 of GOT
>>217947352>THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE'S TITS
>>217947377Damn... nothing since 2014+?
>>217947277>>217947289Gurm wrote Robb a 14 year old kid a brilliant battle tactician who outsmarted the Lannister armyI wouldn't be surprised if he believes kids are smarter than they actually are in reality
>>217947345>>217947355>>217947366How does the fat fuck write such kino.
>>217947362There's theories about that for literally every single fantasy setting, and they aren't true even a single time.
>>217947277Fucking bald Targ bitch midget way to ruin it. fucking twerp. total targ deletion
RELEASE THE FUCKING EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
P U N I S H E DD U N K
>>217947439What is keeping him alive?
>>217947376black people
>>217947277>>217947289>>217947315Local Egg ruins everything.
>>217947277>>217947289George gonna have a melty on his blog again and sabotage his work
>>217947362The world was more advanced in the past, whether that's from advance science or magitech, is largely moot.
>>217947443Bloodraven magic
>>217947439A KNIGHT DENIED HIS SQUIRE
>>217947345Will they put this part in the second season?
>>217947362pretty sure Preston Jacobs is implementing that in his Winds of Winter fan fiction project
>>217947345She's already cast
>>217947277>>217947289>falling for marketingbet you retards thought all those marvel leaks were le heckin' accident too
>>217947504George... it's too late....
>>217947498Is she suitably smol?
>>217947289Also confirmed Summerhall was Egg attempting to hatch dragons. TWOIAF made it pretty clear but this is outright.Curious where Dunk ends up. Don't recall anyone of noticeable height but shadowy history elsewhere in the main series or in known history. And he'd be in his mid-60s by then.Think there's a very strong chance Dexter misunderstood and "survived" here just means "didn't die in the fire" imo, still think Dunk succumbs to his wounds afterwards. Don't see George finishing what he apparently envisions is a 10+ novel series cataloguing his entire life with "then Dunk rode into the mist, the end."
>>217947530he's 6'5she's 5'5
>>217947277>does nothing>wins
wonder how many seasons we'll get before they have to recast egg
>>217947362I've pointed out numerous times that Planetos isn't Earth, which means it was colonized from Earth, which means the events in stories happen in our distant future.The Valyrians are genetically enhanced humans who enslaved regular humans and colonized Planetos and later had a devastating civil war that knocked humanity back into a stone age where everybody forgot their Earth origins.
>>217947559Ira Parker said his ideal plan would be to film a set of Dunk and Egg stories every ten years so the actors will age alongside the characters but he also admitted the HBO execs looked like they were about put him in the asylum when he proposed it to them.
>>217947559If they manage to shit out 1 season a year, they might get away with not recasting him and simply aging him up a bit compared to the books
these niggas were the most talented targs in generations
>>217947268Alright. You don’t need playlists and normie channel descriptions. You need clean drops an anon can click.Here’s a tight /tv/ ready version:---> five things you can literally watch on youtube right now1. Sharpe – “Sharpe’s Rifles” (Episode 1)Sean Bean in the Napoleonic Wars. Redcoats, mud, muskets, and 90s ITV energy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZegw3Otpkc2. Night of the Living DeadPublic domain kino. Still tense. Still mean. Still better than most modern horror.(Search the full film on YouTube — multiple uploads.)3. The GeneralBuster Keaton train stunt masterpiece. Pure physical cinema. No CGI slop.(Search full movie on YouTube.)4. His Girl FridayMachine-gun dialogue. Cary Grant at full power. Black and white that moves faster than modern editing.(Full film is on YouTube.)5. The Last Man on EarthVincent Price proto-I Am Legend. Bleak. Cheap. Surprisingly effective.(Also on YouTube in full.)---No subscriptions. No streaming service shuffle.Just press play.Now stop scrolling and pick one.
>>217947345I don't think nail polish was a thing in the Middle Ages
Kings of the Rivers.
>>217947577Hmm, it's more likely that planetos used to be scientifically advanced but something happened that caused the long night, nuclear war perhaps? That's why there are tunnels everywhere, nuclear war shelters. The Others, Valyrians, Mermen, milkmen are survivors that edited their genes to survive the long night.
>>217947609>these niggas were the most talented targs in generationsand ruined a dynasty
>>217947532Calling it nowColdhands
>>217947609If only one of them didn't betray his brothers and turn himself into a kinslayer I guess the Blackwood blood ruined it.
>>217947584>simply aging him up a bit compared to the booksthe problem is the reverse, they need the actor to age up to match the character. the books are all spaced years apart. book 3 is like 5 years after book 1. and egg is meant to be almost 60 at summerhall, but george only gave the outlines for ~10 books (and who knows if they'll even get the greenlight for that)they can get fucky with the timeline but there's only so much you can do. at a certain point recasting is the only option to maintain even basic sense/continuity. unless they want a 25-year-old dexter burning his grandkids at summerhall
>>217947663Never described as tall or anything.If you're laying the groundwork for that reveal then the minimum you expect is even one comment about how large he is or something, otherwise it'll just be a hacky retcon.
>>217947637Too much tech would survive if Planetos had a high tech global population prior to some disaster, the setting "today" would be much more advanced, at least 1800s level with gun powder, steam locomotives, etc.
>>217947609if only these niggas had dragons. The Blackfyre rebellion would be 10x more kino.
>>217947716>what if dance of the dragons>except more retardedone targ dragon shitfest is enough
>>217947689I mean, obviously for Summerhall a recast is necessary but they can definetly get away with the 3 published novellas
duncan is the grandfather to sandor and gregor, founder of house cleganescreenshot this
>>217947584>If they manage to shit out 1 season a year, they might get away with not recasting him and simply aging him up a bit compared to the booksEgg does age up in the books.
>>217947609Why didn't bloodraven and bittersteel use their moms' last name or create their own house like daemon
>>217947716Would it? Because Daemon being a great knight is completely worthless if its a battle of dragons
>>217947766Because you can't top Bittersteel as a nameNo surname is needed, you are fucking Bittersteel
>>217947766they never had lands or children to warrant a name tbfbetter question is why none of the bastards ever took the name targaryen as was their right when legitimised
>>217947766it's a mystery, Daemon could've easily taken the name Targaryen, Daeron II, Baelor wouldn't have minded and he was withing his rights to be Daemon Targaryen, maybe he just wanted to stand out
>>217947716these 4 are interesting because of their talents, their talents would mean nothing if they had dragons
>>217947795my headcanon was always he didn't want Daeron to feel uneasy about the kings favorite son not only being legitamized and looking like the second coming of the conqueror with his sword but on top of that going by the name Targaryen, the decent thing for Daemon to do would be to not take the name Targaryen, but i wonder if what would have happened if Daeron tried to include Daemon into his rule more, and kept Daemon away from the likes of Bittersteel and Fireball
Is Jeor Mormont a shit lord commander?
What happened to Gwayne Corbray after his duel with Daemon? Did Bloodraven's rain of arrows kill him too?
>>217947856he aight
>>217947755Dunk is the ancestor of house clegane:House Parren is alive and well at the start of dunk and egg the hedge knight, their banners are seen at the Ashford tourney, but they go extinct at some point before the main series for unknown reasons. Now why would George introduce this house in the hedge knight but randomly list them as extinct in the wiki without any further mention? Because he has a story about them. My theory is this house owned the keep that one day would be gifted to the first Clegane (This is true in the GoT crusader kings mod funnily enough, the castle was called “the fang tower” I believe). I think George planned a dunk and egg story in the westerlands around this dying house where dunk would meet a kennel woman in charge of the dogs and have a fling, and his child with her is the clegane that saved Tytos Lannister from lions. The sigil could be a hint at the clegane brothers as well, 2 black lions on yellow, black and yellow is the color of the clegane sigil and they are in service to lions, the lannisters
>>217947860he was in critical condition so yeah both him and daemon ended up looking like hedgehogs
>>217947538>mfw dunk is actually Azor Ahai and Rohanne is Nissa Nissa and Lightbringer is hArlan's dick
prince r’hollor of raugg went on to become a dark god In Asshai
>>217947577>I've pointed out numerous times that Planetos isn't Earth, which means it was colonized from EarthThat's a huge leap to justify a fantasy setting.
>Dunk's new identity after surviving Summerhall
>>217947584>not recasting himWithout looking it up, what's the name of Egg's actor? He will get recast like Rhaenyra and Alicent and the Mountain and Daario etc.
>>217947971think you'd have to be a tard to not know his name, it's very distinct (posh)
>>217947630Nail polish originated in China and dates back to 3000 BCE.
>>217948076>draftedNigga I'm a volunteer
>>217948099good for you now put me down
>>217947268cooler than the one in the show. the one in the show looks like ai generated it. this one looks semi realistic, like what they might actually make
>>217947910is this AI ? or a genuine GRRM interview ?
....semoc eH
>>217947865Dunk is also ancestor of Hodor. Since both Cleganes will die childless, Hodor will be head of House Clegane, it is known
>>217947631Not on our watch, you upjumped horse thieves
>>217947583>the HBO execs looked like they were about put him in the asylum when he proposed it to them.After True Blood, I doubt anyone will ever get a greenlight for a decade of a show ever again.
>>217948148Real
>>217948152>Since both Cleganes will die childless>Gregor the Rape MachineDoesn't add up
>>217947755No. Brienne is confirmed as having Duncan's ancestry. Google it.
>dunk lied all along about having been knighted so his honor prohibited from knighying the fossoway lad and lyonel realized it so he knighted the lad himself
>>217947865>>217948152>every big character has to the descendants of the same guyDid george lucas write this shit
>>217948277yes we watched the show too
>>217947577planetos is in 40k. Baratheons/Durrandons and Umbers are descendants of a primarch. The Others, Rhollor, the trees are chaos spawn. Books end with Emperor returning and clearing the planet of chaos
>without you i'm a silhouette
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>217947268kim instead to get a mistress for real life dance
>>217948303anon didn't even get it right either, Lyonel didn't realize anything Dunk just got saved by the trial starting
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTT EVERYBODY LAUGH NOW I DID DO A FART
>>217948373
>>217947345Well she's a redhead so they'll probably make her a nigger like any other red headed character those days.
>>217947860otho bracken comes along and does a big FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT on him and everyone laughs at the, hilarious fart
>>217948386FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTT
>>217947345couldn't give a toss desu, the sworn sword's far and away the weakest dunk & egg story
>>217948402
Cute and canon!
>>217948411It’s the best oneMystery knight is the worst
>>217948373Why is he dressed like some mediaeval Russian, his attire felt very out of place
>>217947710No, I think the fact he's a fucking zombie riding an elk draws the most attention.
>>217948429Brackens have an unusual civilian dress-up style, like they tried so hard not to make it look European but ended up going full circle back to Slavic-adjacent
>>217947710>>217948435Dunk cut off both his feet to punish himself for dropkicking egg into a fire, him almost getting his foot cut off by aerion was foreshadowing, so that’s why he isn’t as tall anymore
>>217948435
>>217948435Dunk is 7' tall. A 7' man riding an elk would get a passing comment.
>Robert Hugh Carvel (born 6 September 1977) is a British actor. He has twice won a Laurence Olivier Award: for Best Actor in a Leading Role in a Musical for his role as Miss Trunchbull in Matilda the Musical, and for Best actor in a Supporting Role for his performance as Rupert Murdoch in Ink. For the latter role, he won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Featured Role in a Playhe's so dreamy/dunk/ musical w h e n
>>217948169>deviantart OC tier sigil
>>217947289This is based, fucking george is not gonna survive the decade and at best he'll just release winds as his last book, and nothing else. He's never gonna write a book about what actually happened at summerhall so might as well tell us what happens anyway.
>>217948412I ENJOY THAT...What I hadn't expected to find myself saying was that Ser Otho got quite unfairly shorted for the sake of a gimmick not even a ten year old would find funny.
>>217948480Throw me a better one and I'll replace it.
>>217948475How can you tell how tall someone is when they’re sitting down
>>217947856>gets half the NW killed in a retarded expeditionYes, he's a complete moron. It's funny because if the show canon is true and the Others cannot get past the Wall, sealing it completely like Bowen Marsh and a bunch of others wanted is clearly the best strategy.
>>217948498
>epic moment ruined by childish fecal joke>"this shows that the show is more grounded unlike the other two"The director is jewish isn't he?
>>217948504
>>217948531Surely not, anon.
>>217948504He walks around when Bran's on the elk, and the elk dies and gets butchered partway through either way.Not even a mention when he's stood there with Hodor, who is also 7'.Clearly not tall.
>>217948525Har harFaggot
>>217948479Took a while to click that he was Jonathan Strange in Strange & Norrell. Not the best show but does have many hours of listening to his silky voice.
>>217948525I remember Tyrion getting hold of a Bracken shield that looked pretty smart.
>>217948498ignore the bracken fucking shit
>>217948480theyre all cringe
>>217948525approbatory FAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
>Jewish show-runner>creates the most book-accurate show in like forever>Woman director>directs the most kino episode everApparently women and jews are gonna save Westeros
>>217947362Something about there once being two moons, dragons coming from the destroyed one. Also the weirtrees roots connecting in a global bio-internet or whatever. It could be tech, magi-tech, magic, or natural catastrophe that disrupted solar systemos, but there was some sort of off-world disturbance in the past, possibly responsible for the weird seasons too. How important or fleshed out (if at all) it is is another story.
>>217947860Corbray is escorted off the battlefield after Daemon blinds him. George changed the events a few times: one story had Daemon riding him off himself, another he commands one of his knights to escort Corbray. Either way, it’s Daemon delaying his charge to help Corbray that gives Bloodraven the time to get his archers in position.
>>217948169>>217948565>DUDE, we're an edgy mysterious house, we'll have a shadow the hedgehog color scheme because we are dark and edgy. and you know what else is dark and edgy? CROWS, yeah copy paste that shit all over it, more crows more crows. YOU DONT WANT TO MESS WITH ME BILLY, YOU'LL NEVER BULLY ME IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA AGAIN
>>217948624>one story had Daemon riding him off himselfphwoar that must have been the (now sadly overlooked) "Legend of Gaymon Cockfyre"
>>217947860Yeah, bloodraven is pure scumHe basically fired upon his own menDaemon showed respect to a great warrior after defeating him, and they both got killed by cowards
>Lark the Sisterman laughed. "Small Paul, thick as a castle wall," he mockedSmall Paul is another dunk descendant, and another hint that dunk takes the black
>>217948598>creates the most book-accurate show in like foreverWell yeah but the bar's not exactly high.
Some of the casting in AKotSK is really bad and takes me out of the show. This guy for example. He looks like a fat millennial who has a mario bedroom
>>217948661>dunk takes the black
>>217948479well he is also cast as fudge in the upcoming potter series, should be interesting seeing him in a sort of buffoonish role
>>217948681This guy too. he overreacts his part and looks like some theatre fag
>>217948657Daemon squandered how long, an hour? fighting a duel when he should have been behaving like a leader. Guy was too dumb to live.
>>217948681He fits the character fine.
>>217948681I thought he looked like a failed bass player from some terrible doom metal band.
>>217948700>theatre fagHe is an actor after all
>>217948681hes fine. you consume too much media, your brain is sloggy mush
>>217948704of course a crawen would say something like that
>>217947268>dunkep.5 when?
>>217948681>hating on based Steely PateI want to kill you so bad my dick hurts
>>217948681bait
>>217948715na the problem is that i am fit and i can tell someone with no muscle under his fat from a mile away. how does someone get that fat in medieval times crafting armor all day?
>>217948724>a crawenIn Common if you could, anon. It's not without good reason that Daemon's side's considered so anti-intellectual.
>>217948696bit early for that isn't it he doesn't show up until the end of the 2nd book
>>217948744not my fault english is retarded>oh im intellectual, I like to make things more complex to seem smart.
>>217948704>>217948724daemon's men needed him & where was he? oh that's right up the eyes in self indulgence. you wouldn't want to be bittersteel having to work through such a crowd of idiots, it must have been like tard wrangling but a hundred times worse
>>217948700anyone named the laughing storm is a theater kid
>>217948732whats with that hilt design? Ive only seen it in these shows. Damien has the same type of dagger in hotd. just seems weird
>>217948700This was the third role Daniel Ings auditioned for in the ASOIAF universe. He was almost Theon Greyjoy or Oberyn Martell.
>>217948681guys be honest is this Kevin James?
>>217947366Shit does he stab her?
>>217948743by making enough money to comfortably live and eat as they pleasebroke ass
>>217948732>story Maekar: explains Trial of Seven>show Maekar: what the fuck is a Trial of Seven?Nailed it.
>>217948782Yes, a dozen times, just to make sure
Lyonel is meant to be 6'8 and jacked as fuck. He's meant to be able to compete with Dunk in single combat even when he's like 50.That's my complaint about the twink-death stick they've got playing him. Don't believe for a second he's actually competent with a sword.
>>217948743anyone who has to say ''im fit'' is not really fit
>>217947766Because then everyone would've realized they're just another iteration of Bracken/Blackwood shitflingers.
>>217948796>jackedkek
>>217948796Anon, you might be gay.
>>217948798
>>217948796If you’ll recall, Lyonel was the deciding factor in that tug-of-war contest. Baratheon strength confirmed. Targ shits on notice.
>>217948681look tomar it's you!
>>217948797>anyone who says they're x is actually y
>>217948854post body then strongman
>>217948834i want everyone who makes this kind of art to be banned
Now that we know Dunk still lives after Summerhall, that makes what the fortune teller said about his future ("Richer than a Lannister") a lot more interesting.Is this implying Dunk will live out his final days with Rohanne? The latter mysteriously disappeared and it had something to do with Gerion Lannister (suspected of killing his families to get ahead in the line of succession, Rohanne is a sore topic for him, he paid many lords to vote for Egg during the Great Council of 233). Maybe Dunk got the girl in the end, thus making him "richer than a Lannister" in a sense.
>>217948867Could be worse
>>217948782That's Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion's great-grandmother. I thought the line about being richer than a Lannister was about her being in love with Dunk and secretly having a bastard with her, which would be her youngest Jason, who then has Johanna, who is Cersei, Tyrion, and Jaimie's mother.
>>217948860
>>217948786i like cunty maekar
>>217948876someone spent hours in this and thought it was fire
>>217948886very breedable bellybutton
>>217948881I thought it meant some busted-ass Lannister of Lannisport desu.
>>217948876Who’s got the art of barrel-chested Jaime throwing Bran from the tower?
>>217948905Many such foolish cases
>>217948917
>>217948886
>>217948919Somehow looks even gayer than you would expect a Martell to look.
>>217948886nice try, thats lyonel
>>217948927Beautiful.
Didn't know the guy who did the graphic novel was a giant chud. I bet george regrets working with this dude.
>>217948927kek makes me wish the little shit broke like the clay doll
>>217948919>>217948927>>217948876>>217948834Western fantasy always has the worst fan art, but game of thrones especially seems to keep that weird pseudo-realistic shiny mid-2000's airbrush style on life-support.
>>217948970you're not allowed to watch shad anymore bro. that asian guy destroyed (tm) him.
>>217948941
>>217947362It's based on George's earlier works, where it's sci-fi shit, and when you die, you return to the hivemind, and that's how the weirwoods got created.
>>217948976
>>217948981shit like this makes me root for the boltons and pretty much anyone who shits on starkshits
>>217948976Not just fan art. Official book covers all looked like that too.
>>217948876i am trying to pinpoint why this is bad. it's something about the airbrushed, lifeless look of it. ai improved it, but now it had that piss filter chatgpt look
is it even worth reading the books now?
>>217949008Which ones?
>>217949006This is what I got ChatGPT to do.
>>217949016
>>217948976I like etceteraart's more animated style for fanart
>>217948919
>>217948970AI sloppa cuck
>>217949026
CANT YE SEE THE BANNER YE GIANT CUNT
>>217949026Why did GRRM write spontaneous lesbian sex scenes for "straight" female characters (Dany and Cersei) but none for the men?
>>217949102The old perv is a gooner
>>217949102Cause GRRM gets horny writing. Dude spent a full paragraph detailing Areola Martell's hard nipples. He probably got a half chub writing that.
>>217949121>Cause GRRM gets horny writing.hmmmm
>>217948566where does the info for the sigils of the two Daemons and of Daeron come from ?
>>217949233his butthole
>"SER OTHO, ALL KNOW YOU FOR A GREAT CHAMPION. JOIN US, I BEG YOU. MY CAUSE IS JUST."/"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtjTqwzjXNg"
>>217949229>He writes Aegon the Conqueror, having two sisters whom he marries and fucks.George has two sisters in real life.Really makes you think.
>>217949008if having an ending is important to you then probably not, but otherwise they are very rereadable. Audiobooks are really fun too
>>217949229And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.
>>217949246Looks like the guy from Reacher
>>217949259lol kevan loves men what a fag
>>217949259Kevan is the best Lannister and it's not close
>>217949272Probably true. It's slop art after all.
BETTER GREEN THAN WORMYFUCK THE RED APPLE FOSSOWAYS OF CIDERHALL
>>217949340good god stop it already this is disgusting
>>217949294
TAOOBA!
>>217949348Last one for the thread, I promise
>>217949246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzW3EyXHjTcgame of thrones moar liek game of FARTS amirite lel
>>217949363horrifying
>>217949362With haste?
i just finished reading all the three dunk novellasholy shit why is the fat man wasting time on ASOIAF? that's a tangled mess, very difficult to properly unwrap, and it already got soured+spoiled by the TV showdunk & egg is far simpler, comfier, more enjoyable, and the standalone separate format must make it much easier to write. can't believe the fat fuck wasted so many years rewriting ASOIAF chapters and jerking off with Wild Cards instead of just making more dunkino
>>217947345>gingerIt's gonna be a nignog
>>217949416She's directly related to the lannisters. They have to make her white.
>>217949428>have to
>>217949229STATUTORIED
>>217949405The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing.
>>217949229one of the things I appreciate eastern european fan artists for is that they can be trusted to faithfully represent characters without all the shit that tumbleroid western fanarts push like race change, body types, gender expression and all that diversity vomit
>>217949538
>>217949405many people including myself have been saying this for over 20 years, I say I don't give a shit about twow and just want more dunk and egg and people look at you like you are mental, so many people have never read d&e
>>217949544virtue signaling is something the other side is doing, I wasn't signaling my virtue , I was commenting on my forced diversity fatigue and the relief that faithful fanarts bring to me
>>217949538culturally east and southeast europe has its own separate situation and it takes a while for them to import the behaviors of the west, so the weimar mental illnesses and idpol obsessions of the west have not reached them.. yet. it will happen eventually though
>>217947663Does that fit in the timeframe? The argument against Coldhands Benjen is that Coldhands has been dead for a very long time. Even if Dunk went north immediately after Summerhall and died straight away, that’s what, 25 years between Summerhall and Coldhands appearing to rescue Bran?
>>217949580I pray for them that they never suffer our afflictions
>>217949581coldhands is undead but not under control of the others, the theory is he was rezed by the children and pretty much everything supports this
>>217949229>>217949518imagine the reaction on X and TikTok if they had any inkling of the real age gap between Dany and her various lovers
>>217949363i drew this...
>>217949625you should be ashamed of yourself
So did Mirri Maaz Duur kill Drogo orrrrr was he literally doing everything to fuck himself over + Dany didn't follow her orders
>>217949714>white woman fails to understand that brown woman hates her and all she stands forGeorge has always been ahead of his time
>>217947289George is gonna FREAK
>>217949739Ummm holy based? Any more examples of George being based?
>>217949714the magi instead of making a good poltice made a slow poison for drogo, everything after mutating danys baby breaking up the tribe etc, was just a bonus, its basically danys fault for insisting drogo use the witch instead of their own healers
>>217947289This single slip creates more story & lore than GRRM has created in the last decade.
>>217949609Even in death, Dunk cannot escape Bloodraven’s machinations. Truly a cursed character.
>>217949752t. Khal Drogo's bloodriderWhy does Dany have the most kino story
>>217949757hilarious dunks actor is immediately deer in the head lights>no no shut up kid...ah dammit it too late
>>217949714I think she did treat him properly and he got the wound infected by smearing river mud into it. The magic shit was probably malicious though. But it might have also been an accident. Like I don't think priestesses of the "Great Shepherd" regularly perform body swaps and necromancy. Unless she wasn't actually who she pretended to be.
>>217949763dany wins over the blood riders after the dragons of course but they were actually wrong, once drogo is poisoned its all over, which is danys fault for insisting on it and drogos fault for agreeing, everything after is just leading to the rebrth of the dragons, so in a way even without knowing dany's actions after the big fucking mistake of allowing drogo to be treated by the witch are correct actions leading to the rebirth of the dragons
>>217949792she says she studied in asshai, she knew what she was doing, no she did not treat him properly it was a slow poison or at the very minimum a placebo that did nothing, lions claws are often poison due to being covered in filth and bacteria from the dead rotting meat.
>>217947289>I didn't think I was doing anything wrong
>>217949782Clout on the ear status?
>>217949857clouted
>>217949810>lions clawsWhen does she use those?I think in the books she uses a "lambskin poultice of firepods and sting-me-not" (both plants).
>>217949956drogo's injury comes from being slashed by the claws of a lion he kills
>>217947289>>217947277honestly, based af
>>217949857deserved (but wont). Go brush the mare, boy
>>217949969I thought it was getting injured fighting another khalasar
>>217950054no, jfc, ok so one khalasar is attacking the lamp people, drogo and his khalasar roll up run off/kill the other one then proceed to rape and pillage the lamb people themselves. Dany takes as many women as she can see as personal slaves, including the magi bitch.Later Drogo goes hunting and kills a lion but has deep cuts from the lion slashing him, he says he doesn't need to be treated at all, dany insists, the blood riders say they will ge the healer slaves, dany insists drogo use her magi. You've got things all mixed up because of the tv show.
I was watching Game of Thrones with my little sister and she kept squirming and biting her lip during this scene does anyone know why?
>believing what a kid saysLet me guess, all of you don't have a little shit of a younger brother who lies all the time??
>>217950115oh and dany wears the lion pelt that drogo gifted her, its some rare white lion, for a long time into storm of swords iirc, she stops wearing it for a while, while staying in the lamestest city that ever was or ever will be, near the end she decides fuck all these cunts and starts wearing it again because if they see her as some savage barbarian queen then thats exactly what shes going to be
>>217950133Probably she got wet from the scene where Karl is doggying Dany
Dunk actually lives now?Is he coldhands?
>>217950138It's either a fantastic piece of acting by both, or it's a kid blurting out something he doesn't understand while the adult who does is trying to get him to be quiet.
>>217948670don't attack these niggas. they adopted the books very well better than dunc & egg. the trannies that run hotd are the worst showrunners
>>217950177he's what 11 years old? its real the kid is just really excited and didn't realize what he was doing
>>217950166either him or the grandfather of Gregor and Sandor Clegane
>>217947268Holy fuck why was episode 4 so kino
>>217950227Is this place fucking up. I don't even see a YOU reply lately
>>217950253its just (you) you've been shadow banned for lulz
>>217950290this one worked. gotcha.
can mewing help House Frey ?
>>217947480Dunk has such romantic dreams.
>>217947532IICR, Dunk rescued Rhaella from the fire, so I guess he managed to get out, specially if she needed help (she was about to give birth). We all just assume he chivalrously returned. He might have just remained out and died little after that due to smoke and fire.
>>217949581Rhaegar was pushing 30 when he died. Add about 15 years since his death to current book time. So, if Dunk went North after Summerhall, he's been Coldhands for close to 45 years.I dunno if it could be him. Dunk's the most famous and celebrated knight of the Seven Kingdoms. It'd be weird if people didn't know he survived and disappeared.
>>217950470what ?
>>217950599they're all chinless
>>217947289I find this odd. Dunk is in his sixties at the time of Summerhall and spent most of his recent years as the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. What else is there for him narratively? Dying in the fire with Egg would make more sense. This to me just sounds like GRRM liked Peter Claffey so much that he changed his mind about Dunk's fate.
>>217950618I've said for decades that dunk survived the fire, but then I've always said both of them did and just hit the road giving up all fame and titles and probably went to essos and spent their last few years as they did their first few years together, just kicking around and getting into adventures
>>217950563>Add about 15 years since his death to current book timeNo idea how I forgot about the time after Rhaegar died. The Baratheon reign is just a bad dream.
>>217950654>mfw Dunk and Egg become the...of Essos
>>217950618>Dunk is in his sixties at the time of SummerhallIt's very possible the show, if it advances past the first 3 novellas, will heavily condense the timeline. If they don't condense the timeline, they'll have to recast the actors like 3-4 times in total.
>>217950690it was really all a prelude to the the 5 kings/White Walkers shitfest
>>217950138It's pretty obvious from the co-star's reaction that it's the truth. He wouldn't have gotten so flustered otherwise.
Dunk would've never been mogged by the ASU frat leader
>>217950654That's make sense for Dunk, but not for Egg. He lost his entire family to this fire. I don't see him evading his guilt and responsibility to live up his childhood dreams.
>>217950962Amnesia?BTW besides one of Rhaenyra's sons is there someone in Westeros who actually had amnesia (and forgot who they were) or not yet?
>>217947277Based baldie delivering more in 30 seconds than George in 15 years.
>>217950962hes dunks squire again in a sense, my thought are he's so broken by what happened he reverts to a child like state who just wants to go on adventures with his knight. Its not exactly a happy ending, Dunk is saddled with a dude who has serious ptsd, honestly there is a whole story to be told here, the perfect knight, his fucked up squire, essentially, a father trying to help his fucking up son a chance at redemption.
why did Aegon the Unworthy kept impregnating his sister ? she was the one woman he actually didn't love and each new pregnancy was increasingly more taxing and endangering to her health, after her first pregnancy, she actually asked him to set her free and he told her : "bitch, your pussy belongs to me"was it all a power move to humiliate his chad brother ?
>>217951175he's a good boy and trying to do the right thing, more babies means more blood of the dragon, he's just trying to do what he perceives as right
>>217951250yes but after Daeron, she kept giving birth to stillborns and her own health got progressively worse, healthy heirs were unlikely be born
>>217951175>why did a gooner keep fucking the woman he had access to the most often
>>217948429So that you won't recognize Halfthor and ask "why is Mountain there"
which of the three maidens in the tower would you ?
>>217951175in all honesty, aegon the unworthy's spunk has got to be ultra tier, almost all of his kids ended up being some sort of ubermenschnone of the targs before him could field a crop of such vivacity, jaeherys, the one before who fathered a lot but they were differing manners of defectives or normie tierin a way he was trying to introduce dynamism into the bloodstream into westeros that had stagnated following the death of dragons
So the kid is getting suicided after the season right?
>>217948169why doesn't the tree on your banner have leaves on it?
>>217951402>gurm personally executing dexter as we speaksad!
>>217951364Rhaena>Where Daena was wilful, wild, and adventurous, Rhaena was dutiful, meek, and passive. When older she was heavily influenced by her brother Baelor, the Blessed, and became very pious.>She loved to dress in white and gold and was very fond of lace trim on her sleeves and bodice. She loved to sew and do needlework, and often embroidered religious scenes on her own clothing >Though by no means plump, her body was more rounded than Daena's. Her breasts were larger, her lips fuller, her hair more gold than silver and always carefully coiffed and combed. She had soft, kind eyes and a shy, sweet smile.NNNNnnnnnGGGGGggggHHHHHhhhhhhhh
>>217951294eh sacrifice's have to be made or the blood of the dragon, and besides the fucking maesters probably reworked the history.
>>217951399>Throughout his life, Aegon Targaryen had many mistresses. From the highest-born princess to the meanest whore, Aegon made no difference between them. By the end of his life, he claimed to have slept with at least nine hundred women (the exact number he could not remember). However, out of all those women, Aegon claims to have only ever truly loved nine. His wife, Naerys Targaryen, is not counted among them.[2]1. Lady Falena Stokeworth was Aegon's first mistress. In 149 AC, she took the virginity of the fourteen-year-old prince. Their affair continued, until a knight of the Kingsguard found them together in bed in 151 AC. Prince Viserys then decided to marry Falena off to the master-at-arms at the Red Keep, Ser Lucas Lothston, and convinced his brother King Aegon III Targaryen to name Lothston as the new Lord of Harrenhal, thereby removing Falena from court. Prince Aegon, however, continued to frequently visit Harrenhal for two more years, and it has been suggested that even after that, his visits to Falena continued.[2]While Aegon did not acknowledge any of Falena's offspring as his own, it is rumored that at least one of Falena's children, her daughter Jeyne Lothston (Aegon's eight mistress), was Aegon's daughter.[2]2.Megette, also known as Merry Meg, was found by Prince Aegon in 155 AC, when he was in need of a smith. Megette was married to the smith, and seven gold dragons and a threat of Ser Joffrey Staunton of the Kingsguard "persuaded" the man to let Aegon "buy" his wife. Megette was placed in a mansion in King's Landing, and "wed" Aegon in a secret ceremony by a mummer playing a septon. After four years in 158 AC, Prince Viserys returned Megette to her husband, who beat her to death within a year.[2]Megette birthed Aegon four daughters in four years time: Alysanne, Lily, Willow and Rosey.[2]wiki says that all 4 ended up as septas
>>217951522>wiki saysI hate wiki fags like you wouldn't believe, by the seven I hate you worthless cunts
>>2179515223. Lady Cassella Vaith was one of the hostages King Daeron I Targaryen had accepted at the Submission of Sunspear. It was Prince Aegon who escorted the hostages back to King's Landing. Eventually, the Dornishmen revolted, and killed Daeron, leading to Prince Viserys demanding Cassella returned to the other hostages, as he planned to execute them. Prince Aegon, who by then had grown bored of her, did not resist. Casella was returned to Dorne by the new king, Baelor I Targaryen, and would live a long life, consumed by the belief that she had been Aegon's one and true love, and that he would soon send for her.[2]she shows up in d&e as mad lady vaith4.Bellegere Otherys, the Black Pearl of Braavos, was the captain of the Widow Wind, whom Aegon met after having been sent as an envoy to Braavos in 161 AC. Their affair would continue for ten years.[2]Bellegere birthed Aegon three children, two girls and a boy of questionable paternity: Bellenora, Narha, and Balerion Otherys.[2]5.Lady Barba Bracken was the daughter of Lord Bracken; she had been a companion to the Princesses Daena, Rhaena and Elaena in the Maidenvault. She caught Aegon's attention in 171 AC, when all were free to leave the Maidenvault again following King Baelor's death. When Aegon became king in 172 AC, Barba openly became his mistress and her father became his Hand. She gave birth to a son that same year, two weeks before Queen Naerys gave birth to a daughter - a childbirth that nearly killed her. Hoping that Naerys would die and he could make his daughter a queen, Lord Bracken spoke openly of wedding Barba to Aegon. When Naerys eventually recovered, Prince Daeron and Prince Aemon forced Aegon to send the Brackens away from court.[2]Barba birthed Aegon one son in 172 AC: Aegor Rivers, later in life known as Bittersteel.[2]
>>217951543its the awoiaf, the wiki maintained by westeros.org, the nerd hangout for all materials related to asoiaf
>>217951522>Jeyne Lothston (Aegon's eight mistress), was Aegon's daughter.[2]I know that the Targs endorse brother sister marriage but where do they stand on parent-child incest ?
>>217951564wikifags are the worst, read a fucking book for fucks sake
>>2179515646. Lady Melissa Blackwood, also known as Missy, was a kind girl who befriended Queen Naerys and Princes Daeron and Aemon. She "reigned" for five years as Aegon's mistress, before being set aside.[2]During her five years as Aegon's mistress, Melissa gave birth to three children: Mya Rivers, Gwenys Rivers, and Brynden Rivers (b. 175 AC), who would later be known as Bloodraven.[2]7.Lady Bethany Bracken, the younger sister of Lady Barba, had been trained by her sister and father to seduce Aegon and replace Melissa Blackwood. She caught Aegon's eye in 177 AC, when he came to visit his bastard son by Barba, and was taken back to King's Landing. Aegon had grown fat by then, and Bethany did not feel comfortable with this relationship. She found comfort in the arms of Ser Terrence Toyne of the Kingsguard. The king discovered them in 178 AC, and had Bethany and her father executed and Terrence tortured to death.[2]8.Lady Jeyne Lothston, the daughter of Lady Falena Stokeworth, Aegon's first mistress, and Lord Lucas Lothston (though some would claim Aegon himself was the father), was only fourteen years old when she was brought to court in 178 AC. She became Aegon's mistress, but not for long. Jeyne caught a pox from Aegon, which he had caught from a whore he had been seeing since Lady Bethany's death. Jeyne and her family were sent away from court quickly after this.[2]9.Serenei of Lys was brought to court by Aegon's newest Hand, Lord Jon Hightower. Serenei was said to be a sorceress, and would die giving birth to the last of the king's acknowledged bastards.[2]Serenei had one daughter by Aegon: Shiera Seastar.[2]
>>217951575the wiki is rife with errors and nonsense, read the fucking books, you faggot
>>217951402He's definitely getting a clout in the ear...
>>217951595jesus fucking christ, you just copy pasta shit from the wiki, you haven't actually read anything have you? you complete and utter faggot
>>217951600no it isn't
>>217951635yes it is, you absolute tosser
>>217951564>>217951595okay I can actually see GRRM's Blackwood favoritism here ; the Bracken mistress is an intriguing bitch whom Aemon and Daeron disliked whereas the Blackwood mistress is a nice friendly girl next door whom even Naerys, Daeron and Aemon liked despite the fact that she ultimately engaged in the same behaviour than the Bracken one; it stretches plausibility
'Karl' Drogo vs Karl Tanner, who would win?
>>217951673Karl can take any knight any time, butDrogo isnt a knight
>>217951600like what errors
START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
>>217951621i have read all works by grrm barring his wild cards multiple timesfuck you and your attitude
>>217951595>Lady Bethany Bracken, the younger sister of Lady Barba, had been trained by her sister and father to seduce Aegon and replace Melissa Blackwood. She caught Aegon's eye in 177 AC, when he came to visit his bastard son by Barba, and was taken back to King's Landing. Aegon had grown fat by then, and Bethany did not feel comfortable with this relationship.try to imagine, that girl, groomed all her life by her father and sister to be the next mistress, told that she would be the lover and eventual wife of an handsome prince and when at last she arrives at court she discover that her charming prince is that porcine overweight gooner who will crush her under his weight every nighttruly humiliation porn material
>>217951709>>217951712faggot
>>217951595>9 loversYeah if GRRM stopped at 8 it would've been too obvious.I meant VIII.
>>217951741lol, is that it?name 3 works of grrm's besides asoiaf without googling you cock muncher
>>217951712>>217951709>excuse me I have invested time and cum into this shit wiki can you please respect it?no I won't, get fucked you fucking faggot
>>217951767get fucked you complete fucking faggot I have zero respect for you and your shit house wiki, go fuck yourself, you useless piece of shit.
>>217951709There aren't any, he's coping, note how he can't produce a single example
>>217951790lmao go kys you useless piece of shit
>>217951790I was genuinely askingcurious how bad it actually wasfigured there'd be some mistakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCtiDx9pX8
new thread>>217951837>>217951837>>217951837
>>217951809there are so many its nonsense but the die hard mods and so on are so invested they can't let go, and so we get shit like this. you are respoinding to pathetic mods. its their lively hood seriously its how they get paid and survive. Any "attack" i.e criticism of there shitty wiki is met with this nonsense. They have a gravy train and they are committed to keeping it going, no matter what. bunch of faggots.
>>217951865yeah but what are the errors
>>217951877everything
>>217950227I doubt the timeline checks out. Clegane'a grandfather saved Tytos in "autumn". Summerhall is 259 AC. Tytos dies in 267 and he's so fat he can barely move by the end. Westerosi winters can take multiple years but we know there's one in 253 AC (of undisclosed length), and the next one is a three-year winter starting in 272 AC. We know autumns (and springs) take a year average only.I don't think it can be Dunk unless he's in two places at once (or GRRM doesn't give a shit about timeline consistency, which, yeah, he doesn't, he has people for that).
>>217951923Stop whining and getting mad. List the errors, you baby.
>>217950979That was after the war. A few kids claimed to be Rhaenyras son until the actual Viserys returned.
>>217952198get fucked you wiki faggot
>>217952198>please do my work for me, I'm a lazy piece of shitNO
Just fact checked the wiki and found 0 errors on the 20 pages I looked at,
>>217952452>I just checked my paycheck and I decided nothing is wrong, because thats how I get paidgo fuck yourself
>>217952250>Prove my claim?! How dare you?
>An error? >Localized entirely within the wiki?>..may I see it?>"no"
>>217952485>>217952510go fuck yourself you fucking wiki mod faggot, everything is wrong, and no I am not going to do your job for you. You nepo fucking faggot
>>217952609Retarded nigger can't prove his claim
She's >>217952609 trans btw>how do you knowIt is known.I don't need to verify this claim.
>>217952686kek
