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Star Trek Enterprise
Sex on the beach? Only if it's with Shran
Soval sucks and is a terrible Vulcan and all the Vulcans on Enterprise are terrible
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>>217951750Synthetic-organic body that can age, like the one Picard has.
>>217951750They've got "golems" which are organic android bodies now, Picard is one too after the first season of his show, the real Picard is dead.
Why is no one talking about Starfleet Academy season 1 episode 6???? New on Paramount Plus streaming that just came out yesterday????
>>217951873we did in the last thread. Giamatti hammed it up perfectly. Best Vulcan got done dirty. BPDazoid can assplode brains with her telepathy.
>>217951814Every Starfleet officer is a golem.THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAQUIS GANG
>>217951896>MAQUIS GANGThere is a sleeping lion in the quadrant...
>>217951873they did but its hard to recognize when people talk about academy because everyones name is fucked up and retarded
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>>217951814Apparently the ST had a massive autistic debate as to whether or not they create a separate page for golem Picard lol - guess they realised it's too offputting to say golem = a fucking clone, OG died and settled for it being pure mind transfer sci fi magic the way teleportation doesn't kill the original and recreate them
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>217951757>Take a break from weed to prove my own willpower>Now sleeping like shit for the past week
>>217951873Because I ain’t watching! Rumor a few days ago was that it was going to tackle some ENT mystery but I haven’t seen anyone say anything along those lines so I’m hoping that was false. From what I gathered through osmosis and educated guesses:The cadets are doing their first training that might entail real dangers, but it was supposed to be mostly safe. But then something CRAZY and ZANY happens, and now there is a real shocker of a danger! Paul Giammatti shows up and says “yes ha ha I am an evil re-occurring character. However, I am also morally gray! I will help you cadets out.” Also there were probably meta jokes and fourth wall breaks, some sex jokes, and a curse word or two.Wow, stunning. The writers are going where no wo/man (and all other 158 genders) has gone before!
>>217951912The /trek/ nicknames are better anyway. I like the chaos/order muppet dynamic between Narbag Tim Tam and Jemima'Hadar. I like how in their body language Jemina'Hadar is the chaos muppet and Narbag is the order muppet, but in terms of personality Jemima enforces order and Tim Tam is a chaotic troll. So the dynamic works both ways and is good comic relief. I will never know their actual gay names. I will never even try to learn them. Tim Tam Slam!
>>217951799tpol isn't even that bad of a vulcan honestly, she was playing it straight even if the writers were trying to fuck everything up.
>Dominion ambushes and blows up a Galaxy-class ship in the Gamma quadrant, and starts killing and abducting federation citizens at random, also begins terrorist operations on Earth>Despite all this, were totally unprepared for the Dominion war and allowed free access through the wormholeWhy are they so fucking stupid
Insurrection not being a movie about the enterprise crew kicking ass during the dominion war was the biggest missed opportunity.
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>>217951925lol I remember that did happen, the week the episode aired they straight up listed Picard as deceased and had a new separate page for Golen-Picard before a forum war got them to mergeTo be fair I think the writers did directly say yes it's the same Picard, he's not just some copy
>>217951936Me mum doied in da transportah
>>217951925Trekkies are the OG autists who will have intense arguments over the tiniest of details or contradictions.
A hill I will die on is that the Borg should have cloned Picard's body and reused Locutus as a spokesperson because I FUCKING HATE THE QUEENS>inb4 OH MY SCIENCE BUT WHY??? Beyond the fact that the priority is to have a chad villain representing the Borg who isn't really an individual (the way the Queens were), your autistic lore reasoning can be:>Picard actually fucking resisted Borg control to an extent in TBOBW II - never happened before, made the Borg curious about his unique biology so cloned >psychological warfare as Locutus was the face of the Borg terror that traumatised StarfleetBut ultimately it's for seeing Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Stewart on screen. My hatred on the Queens is that intense.
>>217952091Sisko mogs both
>>217951991I think after the Defiant mess the TNG and DS9 types just decided to not intrude on each others turf again.Although Berman is the one who veto'd even mentioning Worf being widowed because he thought most people didn't watch DS9 and it'd just confuse them
>>217952063>>217952091They created a separate page for Picard season 3 Data kek It is something like Daystrom Android with a serial number. The only thing more autistic is the MCU wiki where ANYTHING a character is called other than their real name is listed as an Alias, i.e. if you call the Hulk a green dipshit, it does under the Alias list on the wiki
>>217952109I like Sisko but his fans really do cock suck something to an absurd degree>OMG the Defiant is Sisko's pimp hand XDDDDOr saying that the Borg would run into a Starfleet officer who fought like hell at Wolf 359 when all he did is run away like everyone else who didn't die
Why is this happening?
>>217952125For like 18 months when I was a teenager I edited on the Asssassin's Creed wiki (the Brotherhood to ACIII era) and can confirm how aggressively autistic wiki communities are. So much petty catty bitch trauma between the 'staff' members too via IRC chat rooms.
>>217952091>>217952125Kurtzman era is terrible for memory alpha.Another examplehttps://youtu.be/bTJwgrvFXOY?si=X-2fkKOmVZ63f7cF>At some point in their history, Betazoids were hunted and eaten by Caitians, however this practice had long since been discontinued for centuries by 2381. The Caitians would go on to develop a synthetic substitute of Betazoid flesh for consumption instead. (LD: "Empathological Fallacies")In the 24th century, the Betazoids did not have any colonies. However, they had some by the late 32nd century. (DIS: "Erigah")
>>217951952it's impossible to take a Vulcan with bogged balloon lips and bolt-on tits seriously
>>217952165That comedy sketch with the broad in the yellowshirt and the guy who voiced Bob in Bob's Burgers has to be the perfect encapsulation of how shitty and meanspirited nu-Trek is
>>217952178i completely agree, the bimbo vulcan still managed alright
>>217952178It's impressive how good she did as a Vulcan despite looking like that.Seriously.
>>217951944Impressively derranged post anon
>>217952165>Why are people discussing TV and Movies on the TV and Movies board?do you have the brain scramblies again?
>>217951991Was never going to happen, I'm pretty sure their whole mandate on Insurrection from day one was for it to be a Voyager Home type movie to back away from how dark and gritty First Contact was
>>217952201A big part is the actor genuinely cared about the material, she openly came out and said the directions they took her character were awful and the series finale was an insult to fans
>>217952207Chaos/Order muppet theory is truly one of the iron laws of good comedy.
>>217952057I think it’s fine to accept that the same universe featuring silly TOS sodes with Abe Lincoln beaming aboard can also host a completely-serious series where nothing very situationally funny happens. It doesn’t all have to be zany and outlandish to tell a good story.The Visitor and The Inner Light take place in the same universe where cadets are sucking each others Enterprise-Ds and vomiting glitter
>>217952165the time has come for the decade cycle LOGH revival
>>217952207Is Lower Decks 'woke' in the classic sense of girlbosses next to weak/stupid men? I've only been turned off by the dumb humour I have encountered - stuff like Excretus of Borg.
>>217952246it is not woke its just an mean spirited parody
Fuck it I am going back to /m/.
>>217952246Boimler starts off a bit nebbish but grows the beard both figuratively and literally by the end.Ransom is always awesome.Ma'ah is the shit.
TNG Animated Seriesthe DS9 Moviesthe VOY MoviesENT Season 5 The ENT Movies
>>217952165I forgot all about this kek
>>217952258Speaking of parodies, it's quite a shock seeing Kirk as he actually was in TOS because before ever watching Trek I only knew about Kirk through basic cultural osmosis, parodies of him like in Family Guy and Futurama's Zapp, and then the buffoon in JJ's 2009 movie.
>>217952271The green girl with the pixie cut seems like waifu material
>>217952293yeah, if you haven't wait til you get to s3 though thats a different thing altogether. movie kirk is also quite fantastically different too. the whole film series (except 4) has this running theme of aging out of a role and its kino as fuck.
>>217952293I had the same thought lol. He’s nothing like the exaggerated figure I had in my head. He's actually pretty damn gentlemanly and doesn’t speak like he’s reciting poetry
Was Bareil supposed to come across as creepy?
>>217952271>Ransomone thing I absolutely love about LD is how much jerry oconnell seems just confused and indifferent to trek in general. whenever he shows up at events seems like he's on drugs and just there for a paycheck.
>>217952272Is it just fan head canon or was the NX-01 really supposed to get that cool underbelly dish retrofit if a S5 were made?
>>217952212That's so lame
>>217952322He is just there to support his wife, same as his appearance on the Librarians.
>>217952272>ENT Season 5>The ENT MoviesAnyone know if there were any other frontrunners for Archer outside of Bakula? I *do* like Bakula as Archer well enough, but Archer in-universe is basically one of the Great Men of History and Bakula never really gave me that vibe.
>>217952125That tracks since it's pretty much a running gag on the wiki for Data variants to all have their own pagehttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Frank_Hollander
>>217952209The new bartender at Ten Forward seems kind of... strange.
>>217952369Kek. Spiner's got to have played the most separate characters out of anybody in all of Trek
>>217952376WEEEEELL I DON'T KNOW HOW Y'ALL DEW THANGS ON DE ENTERPRISE DEEEEE BUT OVER 'ERE WE DEW THANGS A LIL BIT DIFFERENTLY
>>217952306The movie characters really are quite different from the original series, but appropriately so - you at least actually get to see them change into it, and see the reasons why. Like yeah, movie Kirk turns into the guy who plays fast and loose with the rules and eventually becomes bit of a pussyhound, but he explicitly develops into that based on the things he goes through. And it still never gets to the point of being a dumb cartoon the way Abrams version of Kirk was.Credit where credit is due, they understood this with SNW Kirk
>>217952376He is from Tuscon, Arizonia.
>>217952437>He is from Tuscon, Arizonia.But an aspiring resident of Scottsdale, Arizona
Why yes, I support the independence of Bajorans, Na’vi, and Narn. How could you tell?
>>217952400Either Spiner or Combs. It all started because he had the idea to give Data an evil twin. The rest is history.
>>217952490>>217952400it's Vaughn Armstrong. Spiner is not even close
>>217952327NX-01 refit was concept art whipped up by the designers as an idea they'd run with if the show hadn't been cancelled, but it hadn't been locked in as a thing that would definitely happen. It wasn't really canon until the refit showed up in newer shows. The base NX-01 stinks as a design, it should have been the refit for from the very beginning or the initial concept design that Berman ordered dumped and replaced with literally the Akira-class because he's a moron
>>217952490If I had to do a new trek show set a century after Voy ended I'm making Combs the Captain of the Enterprise-I
>>217952490
did combs ever do any work for STO?
watching insurrection right now, its been a while but its just a regular tng episode, it even takes the time to say why worf is there. Its only 30 minutes in but its a regular tng ep picard is acting like picard the crew is acting like they should, why is this hated? its a big budget tng ep.
>>217952508Hello akira-class autism anon. Unfortunately the NX class is way cooler
>>217952569the ending mostly, its >picard rides a dune buggybad. i find it the least offensive TNG film by a large margin though.
>>217952590>picard rides a dune buggyno thats nemisis please don't reply to me again you fucking moron
>>217952514P.S. my villain faction for serialized episodes:>some shit like the Confederation of Worlds or whatever>Starfleet runs into them when their sensors pick up a post-war world achieving FtL>liked the Feds, Cons formed with 4 races coming together consensually but in their fractured corner of the galaxy>when they did begin expanding, they incorporated in new worlds that did not conform after actual negotiation and peace overtures by defaulting to coercion, threats, and attack - but said invasions were like Alexander at Guagamela - forcing a decisive single victory vs. terror campaigns>the races were then picked back up and had the dust and blood brushed off them and fully incorporated in>can serve in the navy, have high political office, etc. and the Cons have advanced mechanisms to ensure cultural assimilation, which ends up being at the expense of separate unique cultures flourishing - even that of the founding species. >they are half as old as the federation but cover slightly more territory, have slightly better science/equipment in a few areas, and they also create paradises>not like the romulans/klingons where one race rules space and over client races or the twisted horror show that was the dominion>but their expansion will default to coercion, implied threats, and violence if peace doesn't work because they believe they knows what's best for a species>become versed in fed history, pose questions to them like how earth never would have been a paradise without vulcan stewardship post-FC - what if the vulcans were politely asked to leave after warp was achieved?>they can be reasoned with so it's not all out war when they encroach on federation space>the don't even want to take over the federation but view them as competitors for new worlds to join their respective unionsBasically the feds, for once, face a reasonable ideological foe vs. feds but evil (terran, confederation) or empires where there is one specific race at the top dominating.
>>217952629i will reply to you and i will tell you to learn to read.
>>217952569I don't think Insurrection is that hated, glorified two-parter is generally what it gets labelled.It's mostly just a fairly large step backwards from First Contact, stuff like Data being totally regressed is pretty tiresome.
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>>217952645FC would have been peak without the fucking Queen. What the hell were they thinking? My God, you want a voice to represent the collective? Repeat what Locutus was with Alice Krige. As was, the Queen = mustache twirling villain
>>217952575Neither of them are very good. Akira is horribly overrated, that thing has some AWFUL angles.It really was designed around it's hero shot first and foremost, it looks great front on and way worse from most other sides
>>217952643oh wait my bad you are saying the ending is picard rides a dune buggy bad, sorry, I guess i'll see, honestly so far I'm just getting up to datas head running around, its a big budget tng ep, its been so long since I've seen it I know there is this big shitty action scene near the end, I will save judgement to the end
>>217952689the ending isn't that bad but you can tell stewart made them write it
>>217952692These designs would not have been half bad for some ancient Klingon offshoot that are basically space Mongols-Huns. You could even have these deformed skulls be something akin to Hun headbinding
>>217952692>>217952717I'm gonna add to what I wrote in >>217952293 because a similar thing occurred with Klingons. Cultural osmosis and shit like JJ Klingons, etc led me to believe the Klingons were meant to be a fucking terrifying monster race that humans lived in terror of, regularly beat and raped and enslaved humans, posed a true bastard of a threat, etc. And then I see them in TNG and they are almost comical kek
>>217952700got it
>>217952246Lower Decks is woke because the main character is a Mary Sue lesbian. That's why people call it Lezzie Dykes.
>>217952104I see no difference in using a random woman as the Borg puppet over using a cloned Picard. When the Queen speaks she's speaking for the collective, Locutus did too but he had cyber-autism.
>>217952785>I see no differenceThe novelty of Patrick Steward vs. Patrick Stewart on screen. Of course a random woman being a puppet is fine but she needs to obviously not be a real individual the way Locutus obviously was not - the Borg Queens as cackling ebil villains, they are ridiculous. That is why they are shit. This 'nooo they are fine, they are an avatar of the collective' apologism is bullshit, they come across as the evil mastermind, not an avatar
>>217952745That's exactly what Klingons were believed to be like in TOS, and also what they thought the Federation was. All to the point that they couldn't be judged by a combination of rumor, propaganda, and misunderstanding and would one day become strong allies. Very much the cold war allegory in action.
>>217952785I wonder if people kind of subconsciously project the Voyager Queen onto the FC one, because yes of course that version of the Queen fucking sucks
The Borg Queen was a bad idea because she made the Borg less eldritch and mysterious. Having a queen also makes little sense, as it undermines the hive-mind element. Most importantly, she was just a poor villain in a bad movie.Similarly, unmasking the Breen was a mistake because it made them less mysterious. Sometimes, less is more.
>>217952830>because yes of course that version of the Queen fucking sucksS3 Picard Queen sucked too despite pretty good body horror makeup. She literally screams "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" in rage before the Cube blows up. When s3 was airing and they kept putting emphasis on both Locutus and Picard's original body being stolen I was convinced Locutus someone became a sort of entity unto itself and they were resurrecting the character to save the Collective or something like that. Would have been more entertaining than the Queen.
>>217952884>She literally screams "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
>>217952863>Similarly, unmasking the Breen was a mistake because it made them less mysterious.I agree with this albeit there was a kernel of a good idea in the gelantinous thing. That is, a gelantinous species but they have no eyes, no mouth, no facial features despite humanoid form and what not. They communicate telepathically and masks akin to the Breen's are developed to actually communicate with other species. You can almost imagine the Founders viewing such a species as above other solids because. The Brahmins to their British overlords
>>217952884I give a pass to the Picard Queen (both of them) because they are quite literally individual by designThey're a Queen that survived the annihilation of the Collective, there are no other Borg or Collective left.
>>217952863this
>>217952863The Borg queen is a result of interaction with the Federation and the abduction/assimilation of Picard specifically. I don't think they had one before first encountering the Enterprise.>inb4 sourceI made it the fuck up, and it sounds right to me
>>217952863The DS9 Breen are a fucking joke, embarrassingly bad writing. Actually developing them into something was the opposite of a bad thing.
>>217952935the idea sounds promising the execution sounds like dogshit
>>217952961>Actually developing them into something was the opposite of a bad thing.Kurtzman era fixed Breen?
>>217952941>individual by designI can give this pass for a Collective running on fumes by the time of Picard season 3 but in FC the Queen was still a twisted mustache twirler rather than soulless avatar. So that angle falls a part
>>217952961lol no quite the opposite the ds9 breen were cool, anything after sounds like lame shit
>>217952972there was nothing to fix. Strange to say otherwise.
>>217952863Borg queen is fine but could have been handled way better.Unmasking breen, yeah, absolutely retarded.Star Trek has this bad issue where every time the have a cool idea they forget that sometimes brevity is badass and they want to just blow their load and just show too much and kill of any sort of hype or mystery.As a sort of comparison: Alien (1979) is a terrifying, barely-seen, unlikable creature with lots of mystery. Hell the movie shows you a fossilized engineer and moves on and never explains it! Aliens (1986) then goes action and stuffs the movie with these things and a gross queen that is the foil mother to Ripley’s motherly ways. But then you have Prometheus (2012). Everything must be explained! This is what star trek feels like
oh one addendum the lighting on the enterprise in insurrection is normal, no weird piss filter no weird dark filter, it just looks normal.
>>217953021Good point. But that was what, 1998? After the year 2000 was when cinematography really took a nosedive and everyone wanted edgy and filtered, such as Nemesis
>>217953050true but generations and first contact was all about having fucked lighting, for any fualts you can throw at insurrection at least it looks like star trek and the crew act like they should
So what exactly caused the burn?
>>217953019>but could have been handled way better.You don't fucking say. The Queens needed to be an obvious LARP the way Locutus was - a facsimile of an individual. Their legitimately individualistic nature ruined the Borg
>>217952980In DS9 they are literally a one note joke race where people have different ideas on what they are underneath their recycled Star Wars costumes, that six episodes from the end of the series join the war and it's revealed these nobodies happen to have the most powerful gun in the galaxy that instantly destroys even the most powerful Federation and Romulan ships!!! (which is just a stupidly lame retread of the Dominion can shoot through shields thing that was already done a couple of seasons earlier)They even have Martok blow smoke up these losers asses by being all "goddamn these motherfuckers are so hard they do things even Klingons weren't brave enough to try"And then two episodes later they make it so the supergun no longer works so they go back to being irrelevant mooks
>>217953084The need for a clean slate for lazy writing
>>217953093the breen have been in the show for ages before that, the episode when dukat and kira find zyial is a breen work camp, the episode when worf bashir and garak escape from teh jemhadar also has a breen. They didn't come out of nowhere but maintaining the mystic of what exactly they are is basically cool. You nutrek faggot
>>217953093>so they go back to being irrelevant mooksBut then they also had the female Changeling basicallly simping for them right up to the finale verbally so they couldn't make up their minds lol
>>217953093The whole concept is we don't know what they are. Its part of what makes them cool, you are the exact kind of faggot that needs to have a complete history of the mandolorians in star wars, no you don't, hints are more then enough.
>>217953165Female Changling basically calls them complete dupes for believing she was actually going to give them Earth and Romulus, she says they're nothing more than fodder
>>217953188no she says she would give them earth vulcan and anything else they wanted as long as they help win the war, with the implication the founders will go back on their word in an instant. Are you a nutrek writer? no wonder its so shit, pay attention
>>217952063>To be fair I think the writers did directly say yes it's the same Picard, he's not just some copywell of course they did lmao, because the fans immediately pointed out that killing Picard and pretending a clone is the same guy was really fucked, so they had to go "nuh uh, he's definitely not dead we didn't kill off a fan favorite character in one of the dumbest ways possible"
>>217953097It was an idea raided from Star Trek: Final Frontier. The original idea was that a second war with the Romulans involved mining subspace with Omega molecules and thus warp travel was broken. I guess they didn't want to pay royalties so instead a sad boy cried.
>>217951984Section 31 is a specific group of people, not "every other person in the series who isn't an active starfleet officer"
>>217953355Yeah it’s unfortunate. It would have been better to just give it a geological explanation. Or hell even a one-off line about it being a finite resource and the known galaxy just ran out. Anything but le scream. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
I simply don't count or accept nu-trek canon in any way, shape or form and nothing can make me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29KmdEpwfO8It's fun hearing Tom Paris again, though you can definitely hear the ageThey're getting Tim Russ too, that should be goodI may have accidentally posted on /wsg/ first
>>217953532kill neelix, throw neelix out an airlock, vaporize neelix, beat neelix to death, strand neelix on a demon class, space neelix
>>217953532I know Wang and Russ did STO voice over stuff, dont remember if they brought back Paris.
>>217953510I consider the novels more canon than nutr*k
>>217953510I dont care about what is or isn’t canon. Nobody that actually wants to discuss nerdy shit like if Data is alive or if tps kill you would even watch the new stuff anyways.
>>217953510Your acceptance isn't required, or relevant.
>>217953253 every time you teleport that’s what happens anyways
>>217953532This looks pretty sick.>>217953653Wrong, my input is crucial.
>>217953653so what you are saying is fuck nutrek, got it
>>217953510Blackpill: there are enough idiot consoomers who like anything with the “star trek” name attached that reinforces their retarded political beliefs so they will rate anything NuTrek a 7 or 8 or higher and even if individual shows like STD get cancelled they’ll still praise it as fun and awesome! and ask for more
>>217953709I don’t think they exist. My dad watched nutrek because of the brand and he didn’t even like it (but still continued watching
>>217953629I was kind of surprised Wang wasn't in the line up with McNeill and Russ, I figured he'd jump at any opportunityAlso Picardo, somehow he's doing Academy but not videogames
>>217953733I do a lot of lurking around the gross corners of the internet to try and get a baseline reading and unfortunate there are so many people who hold a positive impression. And I even try to give it the disadvantage of the doubt and assume lots of the positive responses are just bots or faked reviews with ulterior motives. There really are lots of real IRL people who watch the CW, who like the Star Wars sequels, and who watch starfleet academy with popcorn and laugh and spill their bowl, popcorn flying everywhere, at the Degrassi-style plot and retarded jokes and gush when they see Stacey Abrams and hear Stephen Colbert and get to watch holly hunter face the camera and say families shouldn’t be separated and wil wheaton call ICE the gestapo
>>217953824Picardo's always been a real actor not sure if he would go to voice acting as cheap as the rest. I can assume Wang was not invited.
Computer, display viewership figures on Paramount + for the following programs:Star Trek: The Next GenerationStar Trek: DiscoveryStar Trek: Deep Space NineStar Trek: PicardStar Trek: VoyagerStar Trek: Starfleet AcademyExecute
>>217953084shit writers
>>217953709I genuinely like SFA, and SNW. I thought Seasons 4 and 5 of STD were okay, and a shift in the right direction, but it was too late for them at that point. The earlier seasons were too bogged down with bullshit. LD and PROD were great. PIC was ass, hard carried by Jeri Ryan, and I will never forgive them for what they did to Icheb.Unfortunately, /trek/ doesn't fucking watch trek anymore, and the opinions shared here are usually regurgitated ones they got from ragebait youtubers. People shit on LD because of a bad trailer and the artstyle, then only ever hyperfocus on ragebait plot points (mariner being bi, etc.) while ignoring the fact that it's very clearly written by people who actually watched and appreciated classic trek. Something they'd realize if they actually sat down and watched it. Same with PROD. Absolutely fantastic and solid VOY sequel that no one watched because hurr durr it airs on nick must be for babies and not real trek. Janeway was a main character throughout, the Doctor shows up, and Beltran finally fucking redeems himself for his behavior during the last season of VOY and gives a 10/10 performance. SFA is genuinely good as well, but people can't get past shit like the ugly hologram. Despite the show making it a point to constantly mock her (picrel, not edited, this is an actual transition) and spell out that she was made how her race saw humans, which are as ugly autismos. They'd rather just rage that she's ugly, missing the point of her being explicitly told she's defective and made wrong by her creators themselves, or on cadet wheelchair (despite that being a thing since DS9), or the male tactical skirt, the fat liason officer who never appears past episode 1, etc. Even the fem'hadar; whose father was a jem'hadar and her mother a klingon. Y'know, the race that literally ruined themselves with genetic modification for a while there? Totally impossible that they could make the jem'hadar males fertile with gene modification. Totally.
>>217953084Even before the bhuurrrnnn blew up all the dilithium, they had some throwaway lines about how the galaxy was already becoming technologically stagnant prior to the 32nd century, which is bullshit
>its only 600 people jean luc>how many people does it take admiral before its wrong? a thousand a million how many people does it take admiral?Insurrection is a good star trek movie, it really is, even if it does have some silly action shit at the end, like 75% of it is a proper star trek story
Lezzie Dykes just screaming into the void lmaoIt's been 6 years, time to let it go.
>>217954019lmao /trek/ watches star trek, not this awful shit you are talking about, star trek ended 20 years ago.
>>217954019>Unfortunately, /trek/ doesn't fucking watch trek anymoreI've been watching through DS9 because I like Star Trek.I've got no interest in watching the modern garbage pretending to be Star Trek no matter how many aged actors they convince to return.
>>217953861Last I heard TNG was the most streamed show but the VOY finale was the most streamed episode.
>>217954058>>217954076Thanks for proving my entire point, Anons!
>>217954019>Even the fem'hadar; whose father was a jem'hadar and her mother a klingon. Y'know, the race that literally ruined themselves with genetic modification for a while there? Totally impossible that they could make the jem'hadar males fertile with gene modification. Totally.It was smart to make her comic relief. A D'Argo more than a Worf.
>>217954101literally no-one is reading your wall of text you spastic, in short no-one gives a shit about nu-trek and never will let it die.
>>217954124And another one proving my point. Here, let me tl;dr it for you.>Unfortunately, /trek/ doesn't fucking watch trek anymore, and the opinions shared here are usually regurgitated ones they got from ragebait youtubers.
>>217954137no let me break it down for you /trek/ watches star trek, and your shitty awful spiteful nu-trek is ignored by all and its that simple, we like star trek, no w/e the fuck your shit is.
>>217954046I swear Loser Dorks are the easiest to dunk on
>>217954121She's fucking hilarious. And thanks for reminding me I need to rewatch farscape. I hate the finale movie because they killed off Jool. Cunts.
>>217954137I don't watch yt at all, huh? I like star trek, not this shit that you keep trying to push. No wonder you are so delusional, you are under the mistaken impression that anyone here cares about yt faggots, no we don't. We just like star trek.
>>217954179>trying to associate nutrek with based farscape fucking hell you really are desperate, this is sad its time to stop don't you realize everyone recognizes what a disingenuous faggot you are?
>>217954137>noooo you have to watch the garbage! you HAVE to! watch the garbage RIGHT NOW!Denied. Dismissed, ensign.
>>217954219fuck off you idiot, your pathetic copy paste is just that pathetic, this isn't pasta, its just really sad. You wanker
>>217954179The adult characters are by far the best. I definitely get live action Prodigy vibes from this. I absolutely detest the BPD Betazoid although the brother is funny.
>>217954219>wethe voices in your head don't count as "we"
>>217954280kys faggot
>>217954225Oh man, reading a single reply back in the reply chain is too hard for you? Damn. The state of this place is worse than I thought.>>217954235I'm not saying you have to watch it, only that the people shitting on it aren't watching it, and their opinions should be taken with a heavy grain of salt. Because, y'know, they haven't watched it? It's like if someone said, "Picard was such an ass captain, bro. He's just some weird old man." And you ask them why they said that, and they reply with, "Oh, well this funny angry youtuber I watch did a review of all star trek in this cool 1 hour video essay, and he said so. Wesley seems cool, though. Why wasn't he made captain?" Obviously you'd call them a retard and tell them to watch the show before commenting. Nutrek isn't any different.
>>217954348disgusting truly vomit inducing bile, take your shitty nutrek shit and fuck off, the gall to try and associate farscape with your awful crap, of course you would. You disgust me.
>y'know y'know y'knowPassive bitch voice
Nutrek has no honor.
>>217954427its par fr course the nutrek shills are literally paid to do this, even now, they get given a script and then post it. They never really understand that everyone here can see exactly what they are trying to do. Yet they keep on doing it, its pathetic.
>>217954348>you need to eat shit before you can decide if feces tastes truly awful or notOh man, I cannot wait to have giardia! I am sure it will be worth it!
Maricon the Plebbitor is stealing our content again
>>217954494What's always the most pathetic to me are lower standards fans>*sob* please... please just give it a chance *sniff* mike is a real trekkie... the show had a lot of love in it... *sniff*
>>217954594fuck off nutrek shill
This place sucks so much anymore. I am tired of newfags who watch actual slop telling me what I should watch and what I should post when I have been doing this shit for a decade. Actually fuck off back to wherever the fuck you came from. How the fuck do normie faggots like you even hear about 4chan? Where the fuck did you shit for brains even come from?This is MY home and I am going to keep it cozy and defend it from mouth breathing shit eating retards like (You).
Jeff post
>>217954594sorry replied to the wrong anon with this >>217954634just not willing to entertain even the minimum of nutrek shit
>>217954248What the hell did you just say about me, you little Pakled? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous classified training simulations, and I have over 300 confirmed holodeck completions.I am trained in zero-G combat, xenolinguistics, and temporal ethics, and I’m the top cadet in my entire cohort. You are nothing to me but another entry in my personal log.I will out-debate you with a level of Federation-approved precision the likes of which has never been seen on this quadrant, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that on subspace? Think again, ensign.As we speak, I am contacting my network of instructors, admirals, and slightly disappointed Vulcan professors, and your academic record is being reviewed right now, so you’d better prepare for the inquiry. The inquiry that wipes out the pathetic little reputation you call your posting history.You’re on report, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cite Starfleet regulations in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from memory.Not only am I extensively trained in diplomatic conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire Federation database, and I will use it to its full extent to politely but thoroughly dismantle your argument.If only you could have known what interstellar consequences your “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have checked your tone.But you couldn’t. You didn’t. And now you’re facing remedial ethics training.**Qapla’nt.**
>>217954694fuck off you fucking shill, you absolute fucking redditor wanker
>>217954706It’s honestly hard to ignore at this point that /trek/ looks botted as hell. The same threads sit there forever, reply counts jump in weird bursts at dead hours, and half the posts read like slightly reworded copies of each other. You’ll see identical phrasing, the same arguments looping every few pages, and accounts that only ever show up to bump the same general. Organic discussion doesn’t behave like that. Real threads spike when something happens and then cool off. /trek/ just hums along mechanically, like it’s hooked up to a life support system. If that’s all real users, fine, but it sure doesn’t move like real users.
>>217954654hey I don't like you and you don't like me but we can agree on one thing, nutrek shit has no place here and this obvious shill nonsense can fuck off
>>217954727are you seriously copy posting your retarded post from the other day? How goddamn stupid are you? this is pathetic mate, its time to stop you are an unimaginative stupid faggot. You don't even realize it do you? Unironically go back to your cape shit discord, you zoomie loser
>>217954742You're objectively wrong though the best Trek is straight up Starfleet Academy and it’s not even close. Instead of another bald captain giving speeches while the warp core explodes, we get space college with absolute alien chaos. You’ve got Andorians beefing with Vulcans in study hall, random tentacle cadets stressing over exams, and half the class having an existential crisis about the Prime Directive before they’re legally allowed to pilot a shuttle. The diversity isn’t just background NPC filler either... it’s the whole point. Different species, different cultures, all crammed into one Federation dorm trying to figure out who they are and whether they actually deserve the uniform. It feels like classic Star Trek ideals but filtered through sleep deprivation, midterms, and raw ambition. It’s messy, it’s dramatic, and it actually shows how Starfleet officers are made instead of just spawning fully formed on the bridge.
>>217954727>accountslmao I didn't bother reading it through the other day, this is literal reddit shit isn't it? what the fuck are "accounts"
>217954799weak b8 no (You)
>>217954786You sound less like someone calling out a repost and more like someone having a meltdown because a thread didn’t go your way. If it’s a copypaste, point it out and move on. Screaming slurs and acting like you’re the arbiter of originality just makes you look insecure. Calling someone a “zoomie loser” while rage-typing paragraphs of insults isn’t the flex you think it is. If you’ve got an actual critique, make it. Otherwise you’re just adding noise and pretending it’s substance.
>>217954799Thanks Grok, now put that post in a bikini.
>>217954816Nta but tripcodes are sometimes called accounts here, it's an oldfag term but it checks out
>>217954799don't reply to me, you disgust me in a literal sense you make me want to vomit. Sort your life out the fact that this is how you make money must be so disheartening, you will probably kill yourself shortly. Thats not a good thing, try and do better find a beater job, because fucking hell the one you have now is very sad.
>>217954856Every reply you make gives 10 rupee sir so continue to seethe and I will continue to roll in my money
>>217954843no they're not and they never have been you retarded faggot
>>217954843lmao no it doesn't "check out" this nonsense has been spammed in multiple threads for a few weeks now its the same retard who use to post>in 2 weks all gernals will be shut down etcand was constantly banned who the fuck do you think you are fooling? you fucking retard, I think you wandered onto the wrong board, you fucking moron
>>217954878saar, please stop raping saar
>>217954816lol wut
>accounts
>>217954943apparently you are an "account" bf, lmao its the same faggot from>on the 12th all generals will be shut downnonsense, idk who he is except he's a moron who got triggered by the alien earth general, triggered so bad he's been on this pathetic crusade for over 6 months now.
>>217954890There’s a reason this thread never falls off page one. The posting pattern isn’t organic. Replies appear at mathematically consistent intervals, including low-traffic hours where the rest of the board is dormant. The accounts involved often have narrow posting histories, limited topic range, and repeat near-identical phrasing across cycles. That’s textbook engagement farming behavior.Large media ecosystems rely on outsourced “engagement services” third-party firms that specialize in maintaining visibility metrics. These firms operate internationally, often in regions where labor is cheap and digital marketing infrastructure is dense. Their job isn’t to argue; it’s to sustain momentum. Keep the thread alive. Maintain the illusion of continuous interest. Prevent organic decay.Nobody needs a secret memo to see it. When activity defies natural traffic rhythms and mirrors automation signatures, the simplest explanation isn’t passion ... it’s coordination.
Grok put that post in a bikini
>>217954890I've been saying for years we need our own /vg/ but Hiro would rather make a bunch of /v/ spinoffs that get less than 1,000 posts per month
>>217954799Also it has Protoss booba. I just constructed an additional pylon in my pants.
>>217955025correct goddamn those accounts, we must do our best to guard against those damn accounts, you are adorable you fucking moron
>>217955064what in the fuck is THAT?
>>217955060less posts the better, a nice slow general is for the best, fuck this fast moving nonsense
>>217955060Honestly /tv/ would be better off banning generals entirely and spinning them into a separate board like /tvg/ for television generals, because right now the same mega-threads just squat on the front page indefinitely and choke out everything else; instead of new discussions rising and falling naturally, you get permanent camps recycling the same takes, the same memes, and the same posters, which turns the board stagnant and insular. If those communities are truly strong, they’d survive and even thrive on their own dedicated board, and /tv/ itself could go back to being a place for actual variety, discovery, and threads that live or die based on real momentum instead of perpetual upkeep.
>>217954654Counterpoint:A) Starfleet ACKademy is goodB) the GNAA approve of Gay-Den FaagC) being back snacks D) no one's telling you to watch it, everything you like sucks except G1
>>217955101yes we must gaurd against these "accounts" it makes it so difficult to shill nutrek crap, something must be done to stop it, no more actual real star trek, only nutrek shit. Or on the other hand FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING NU FAG AND YOUR FAGGOT SHIT
>>217955083When they said ACK took place after the Burn I didn't expect it to be SIDEburn amirite my Hebrews and Shebrews? High five up top
>>217950127>"It's not.">Proceeds to describe how it literally is how they work, like everyone has been saying.Was it autism?
>>217955109kys
>>217955049Syntax error. Giving you someone bi, but in a kini.
>>217952104brown
the accounts guy is chatgpt if you couldn't tell
Technically you have an account if you have passu or 4chan Gold™
>>217955194you might be illiterate, anon
The accounts guy is legit I know him from church choir
>>217952246Yeah pretty much
>>217955321>spending money on 4chan
HOW DO I SET UP A /trek/ ACCOUNT GUYSDO I NEED 4CHAN GOLD FOR IT
>>217955360It's a trivial amount of money if you have an actual job.
>>217955374The instructions are on >>>/vip/
>>217955310yea
>>217955374you have to download additional software
>>217955374you need to be voted in by the incel council
>>217955385Oh my god you actually spend money on an anime website rotfl
>>217955385hiroshimoot has been through multiple scandals where he was selling off user data from sites he ran to scummy companies2ch thought it was very funny when he bought 4ch since anons here would have to figure it out on their ownits why gookmoot pretends he can't speak english on the rare occasion he posts, so he can avoid specific topicsi would not trust him or the admins of this place
>>217955442when you love something you want it to succeed. I don't love you.
>>217955455If they want their info stolen and their money wasted on a Vietnamese cliagraphy website then let them
>>217955485You love 4chan? Jesus, what a demented freak.For a normal person, this place is more like hell or at least purgatory: a realm from which there is no escape once you're within the clutches of its event horizon.
>>2179554552ch was also thinking we would destroy him and were wondering if he would survive us. Way to try and twist the narrative anon. In the end I think we've come to an understanding.
>>217955502>Way to try and twist the narrative anon
>>217955490bro the Chinese already have all my information since 2015 it's no biggie
>>217955501>You love 4chan? Jesus, what a demented freak.Yeah but only the blue boards.
>>217955485but it already has succeeded satan, it is exactly what it was meant to be and what it is, if idiots like you want to give hiro cash go right ahead. No one is stopping you.
>>217955501not that anon, but i love this placeyeah most of the boards are shit (95%) but i enjoy this last little pocket of internet freedom and the shitposting that occurs here that wouldnt be accepted anywhere else
Seriously though where did you newfag retards come from? YouTube? /pol/?
>>217955535I shall buy a passu in your name and give it to a normalfag
>>217955512In what way, an understanding has been reached, an equilibrium exists, the idiot newfags can give hiroshima cash, we continue on as we always have, whats the problem?
>>217955553I know right? I hate you, this has been going on for many years, but where the fuck are these nufags coming from? I can't all be because of rlm, or ACK, what the fuck is this shit?
>>217955553You are a bump bothttps://youtube.com/shorts/jMehT6WzXS8
>>217955563i disagree with the premise that any narrative has been twistedits well known that gookmoot has a sketchy reputation for how he ran his sites and made his money
>>217955560Your shitty Japanese is also really unfunny. I bet you're not even JLPT N4. JET probably rejected your faggot ass multiple times.
>>217955599I don't speak Japanese and have zero interest in a dying language of a dying people.
>>217955595Yeah, totally. You caught me. I haven't been posting here for a decade or anything. I am a bot with an account lmfao.
starru trekko velly gudospock-san ando kirk-san velly bravu
>>217955642i laughed
>>217955616Yet you speak English. Weird.
>>217955597yes it is however its been many years, and so far there has been no indication of his previous activities, what could you point to? the vip system? who gives a fuck? the ads? what exactly has hiro done except his completely retarded attempt to separate the site into green and blue boards? I miss moot as much as any anon but I can't point to a single thing hiro has done and say "well thats fucked up" can you?
>>217955642MISS GORIGTREE I MUST PWROTWEST YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *eyes cross* *click click*
>>217955655I speak three living and three dead languages.
He called his son Yoshi? AHAHAHAHAHAA
>>217955682Great, can you go speak them to people who actually give a shit about what you have to say?
>>217955694Kirayoshithey gave their kids one Irish name and one Japanese name I think it's cute
>>217955701
>>217955723It's rare that I run into someone who seems like an even bigger loser and net negative than BF
>>217955740cool
>>217955666hiro is a handsoff owner who lets Rapeape make most of the decisions on how the site is ran, years of him being a bastard have made him rich enough that he's now a vague businessman with multiple revenue streams from sites he's ownedfor all intents and purposes, he's just a name on the lease do you have any actual reason to defend him or are you just being argumentative?and we all miss moot but he was a pussy who let his libshit gf bully him into changing the site and then he wound up in the epstein filesi think he lives in japan now
Thoughts on the 32nd century version of the Intrepid (Voyager) Class ship?
>>217955783Too angular
>>217955783i do not like the detached nacellesi do not like the detached "saucer"it looks like bad AI
>>217955805i can live with detached because that's how Culture ships were, but it looks like a Cylon Cybertruck
>>217955783It's the Zumwalt class of starships.
What did you think of her?
>>217955771only reason i'm defending him is he really didn't do anything, the only retardation was the stupid attempt to split the site, that is over its done, not doing anything is better then fucking it up.
>>217955895The shape reminds me of a flattened or 2D buttplug.
>make first contact with galaxhomo>go from women not being allowed to wear clothes to equal rights and women’s lib within 10 years
>>217953861
>>217956283>Viewers (in dozens)
>>217955895Ugly cunt
>>217954019>it's very clearly written by people who actually watched and appreciated classic trekyou mean people who wikidived on memory alpha and didn't give a shit about the integrity of the series as a whole
>>217955895>JJtrek nacelles>bridge looks like a cockpit
>>217954019>or on cadet wheelchair (despite that being a thing since DS9)You almost had me.
>>217956320its actually worse than that. they seek out areas of real trek that havent been tainted with references in nutrek so they spread their shitty shit everywhere and it cant be ingored. theres almost nothing left on MA thats clean.
I haven’t watched STD beyond, what is the excuse given as to why some ships have seemingly 100% detached nacelles and saucers? Does it at least have an in-universe explanation, like antigravity dampening or exotic new additions to dilithium cores? Or is it literally just some faggot executive drew it on a napkin and told the CGI department to render a hecking cool looking ship with free-floating parts
>>217954348everyone saying it's shit has seen the show, retard. that's why the viewership has dropped off a fucking cliff
>>217955783no. havent thought about it even once.
>>217956387>it cant be ingoredExcept it can be.
holy kek that Caleb fella goes onto an away mission and shits on the federation's politics while a superior officer is listening. This shit is hilarious
>>217955344You definitely are.
ok insurrection rewatch update, the combat on the planet is cheesy but thats tng, its great tbqh, riker and the ent-e is fine, kinda funny frakes tried to rename the riker maneuver to collecting gas into the bussard collectors and then igniting them, sorry big guy their is only one riker maneuver, of course the joystick nonsense just happened, and on the planet its not idk dynamic, their are plenty of scenes that could've been shot with some more action and drive, and its very flat. However as I said its like I'm just watching a tng ep with bigger budget. Anyway I know some stupid picard action shit is coming up shame, so far its literally been just a late game 2 parter tng ep, and I love it for that. This could easily fit in as any season 5-7 tng 2parter ep no problem, it would even be a standout big budget aside.
>>217956511The rewritten ending some anons mentioned was this>after the collector self destructs and Picard gets beamed away, Salieri is ejected into space where he gets younger and younger and younger until he fades away into nothingParamount execs said it needed to be more "exciting" so Salieri just dies in the explosion instead.
>>217955783never seen itnever heard of itthis shit looks out of place and dumb
>>217956387I've been nooticing this as well
>>217956408that's cute, you think executives can draw
>>217956551that would make a lot more sense ah well, so far its actually pretty good better then I remember, something simple yet poignant for the main "bad guy would've worked better then what I know is coming up, that ending sounds much more in line with trek
>>217956283Daily reminder Starfleet Academy can barely scratch the top ten on it's own streaming service. With almost no competition.
>>217956843sabrina the teenage witch? goddamn
new gif for /trek/
>>217956854It warms my heart to see nine figure budget DEIfests get mogged by 90's sitcoms.
>>217956283did DISCO really start gaining viewers o_o
>>217956843>mogged by fucking Sabrinakekmao
>>217956954A bunch of dumb retards started coping hard and insisting it got really good after season 2 and probably convinced some other people to check it out.
>>217956283Man that's sad. Shows the audience desperately wants something good but gets let down every time.
>>217956283Kinda insane anyone would see a new Star Trek series and still turn on the first episode to produce that spike.
>>217956954>>217957017it's a joke image guys
>>217957039star trek is not must watch tv. you catch it whenever
>>217957118you would think that is so bu then they also market the fuck out of it
>>217957102I didn't look at it, I was just answering the guy reflexively based on what I remember
>>217957102no really? how could we have been fooled? fucking idiot
>>217956283>muh Picard season 3 was great>matalas saved star treknot even a dent. It was as shit as the rest kek
So Data is supposed to be this super-unicorn of sentient computer processing and nobody knows how the hell he works and Soong was like that’s all folks and dies, but the 1701-D Computer (not sentient or AI, just a computer that basically only runs LCARS terminals that beep and boop) somehow made Moriarty sentient?? Is that not just as impressive?
>>217957144anon, look at all the anons who think it's real
>>217957167just having a laugh at nutrek shit m8
>>217957157computers in the 80's were new magic, they didn't think that hard about the implications during s2
>>217957157yeah, my theory is that the Ent-D is basically just a barge for transporting a gigasupercomputer. still, data's got it in his head.
>>217957157>just a computerIsolinear data core with fuzzy logic aka non-binary isn't jsut a computer. It's monster.
>>217957157it's stated many times that the Enterprise's main computer is a technological marvel, but it's also the size of a ship's main computer so it's a little bit less impressive than what's essentially inventing a fully functioning human brain from wires.
>>217957157the giant super computer of the flagship can barely sort of compete with data but not really, ok
>>217957157My headcanon is that it’s not impressive because Moriarty can only run on the ship’s operating system on the main computer which is the size of an Amazon data center. He wouldn’t work to scale on the current technology. Which is why they didn’t just upload him to a robot or something too.
but also troi can beat data at chess
>>217957118I never use this word but sometimes there's only one word that can sum up a post. COPE.
>>217957157They are beaming Data constantly around. They know exactly how his positronic brain looks like on the inside but they can't reverse engineer Soong's code.
>>217957247Hahah
>>217957157>Geordi: Computer, create a being who is able to outsmart Data, one of the smartest lifeforms in the galaxy>Ok lol here you goI don't care if it's a plot contrivance, Elementary is one of the comfiest episodes in Star Trek canon
Is it true that Data was already outperformed by Playstation 2, only 10 years after he's stated that Data was capable of so and so many million computations per second or some shit?
>>217957247That's because she can read his mind.
>>217957397The equivalent of downloading more RAM. Could an Atari ever p0wn a Pentium II with clever coding tricks? Doubt it
>>217957397>finally defeat Moriarty by trapping him in a holo goon cave
NEW>>217957579>>217957579>>217957579
>>217957433no
