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>>217991760
>>217991826>the grazing rights, Rohanne>hand them over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Q4-PSwutcA more age accurate Dunk
Daily reminder Aerys saw his grandfather Egg transform into a dragon in Summerhall and he also wants to.
wtf was his problem?
>>217991892Wait, does the lore suggest that Egg actually successfully turns into a dragon somehow? I just assumed it was another Targ schizo moment where he has his guard lock the door and then blows up his family with wildfire or some shit.
>>217991981He was Peak.
>Mfw reading AFFC and GRRM left hints that Sansa is growing fat tits just like her mom had
>>217992004peak retarded!
>>217991981>the tower windows on his tunic are strategically placed for his nipples and belly buttonwhat a pervert
>>217992027>finessed the entire realm so hard he escaped without legal consequences after braining a king with a rockThe man was a certified genius.
>>217991996Nah, he probably doused the eggs in wildfire and the fire became uncontrollable. In my opinion Daeron's dead dragon dream actually means that Egg saves Dunk at the cost of his life and then Dunk saves the rest.
>>217992116Gormless Gormon was executed. he finessed himself into an early grave.
>>217991884>that irish accentHe should do irish interpretation at one point. It would be funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VA9vuId3ds
>>217992116it wasn't the same Peake
WHEN IS THE EPISODE DROPPING
>>217992755in about 10 hours
sex with baelor
>>217992812I don’t know about that but I need the battle of the bastards dethroned for personal reasons
How will they include peepeepoopoo stuf into this episode?
>>217991760TAOOBA!
>>217993041People shit themselves when they die, so the first one to die in the trial will shit themselves
>>217993041don’t do beesbury like this
there will be a cumshot
>Imagine if the fat man wasnt lazy but fit and healthy>Imagine if he had a work ethic and a care about his legacy>Imagine if he didnt crave attention>Imagine a satisfactory end with a winds of winter and dream of spring released by 2016>Imagine a dozen dunk and egg novellas>Imagine fire and blood 2>Imagine a new sci fi series like a song for lyaYep but all we can hope for is a posthumous moth eaten winds of winter
>>217993198that'll be me shooting into his pretty mouth
>>217993041>a knight dies >violently farts and shits himself
>>217993232have you ever considered seeking serious psychological care?
>>217993198>yay we won>how do we celebrate>whores!!!!>wow how did they manage to cover all the female body parts but give us full frontal male ejaculation and "hey Egg now its your turn!"I'll just make the fucking clean fanedit already dammit.
>>217991884i want to fugg him
>>217991760mmmmmmmm feet
>>217993454it's normal to admire a beautiful man
>>217993481egg and duncan hugging and kissing and
>>217993535please seek help faggot
>>217993581you still haven't explained why it's not normal to admire a handsome man
>>217993481what makes someone this way? what kind of fucked up depraved existence makes someone like this? in short, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>217993041If they're going for shock/gross out content
>>217993603it is very obvious to the non mentally ill that you have mental problems, idk how else to break it down for you, if you don't get it then you really need to seek that professional help I suggested.
>>217993041>Baelor gets hit in the head by Maekar>crowd yelps out a silent "ooohhh">egg says "owie wowie">Baelor says "erm, well that just happened" and falls down>Maekar says "Wait maybe he's okay, I hear people shit themselves right before they->BBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP>"oh"
>>217993648idk how to tell you it's normal to think other humans are cute. Are you asexual or something?
>>217993689>THATS GOT TO HURT
i like Daemon Blackfyre and Brynden Rivers
>>217993704ok faggot
>>217993648Seven hells I fucking hate vagueposters
Gonna rewatch the first four episodes
>>217992802>hoursWe call those bongs in these here parts.
You retards DO realize that Shiera Seastar is actually Serenei of Lys, right?She’s Bloodraven’s earliest mentor, long before he got absorbed by the creepy ass Weirwood-net.
>>217993804see you in 2 hours
>>217993778it must be difficult dealing with actual posts from real people and not bots, get use to it you disgusting faggot
>>217993770Everything was bittersteel's fault.
>>217993874You could very easily list SEVERAL reasons why being gay could be considered mentally or morally wrong, yet you choose not to do that, very interesting.
>>217992812Is it out yet or reviewers?
Cute and canon!
>>217993834>2 hoursOr the next day
>>217993778>Seven hellsthere is only one hell, blasphemously blasphemous blasphemer.
this nigga Maekar is soloing Breakspear and the Laughing Storm
>>217994268Kill yourself faggot scum
>>217993770I like Baelor Breakspear. I would like to have sex with him.
>"The plan-" exclaimed Gerald Hightower>"Which plan?" said Arthur Dayne. "The purple-eyed nerd's plan? The one that changes every time he reads a new scroll or has a dream while taking a nap? First, he was the Prince that was Promised. Then his son with that Martell cunt was. Now his yet to be born kid with his northern tomboy is PtwP. Instead Rickard and Brandon Stark executed, half the realm in open rebellion, my sister impregnated by Ned Stark. I've had enough of targshit plans.
>>217994282someone pissed in this guys cheerios
>>217993829Serenei is Shiera’s mother, anon.
>>217994268looks more like Baelor is saving Lyonel
>>217994260Your red god is a fag. /tv/ belongs to the Seven.
>>217994268Only nigger that brought a weapon effective against armor. Meerkat could solo this whole thing.
I can't believe Preston is dead
>>217993966sounds boring, everyone who isn't mentally ill knows why
>>217994420:(
>>217994420right? he's had a breakdown this is it the weirwood got him, good bye sweetrobin, you mentally ill glorious bastard.
>>217994420>making fun of GoTIs this fucker still trying to cope from the utter mindfuck Gurm subjected him to?
>>217994406bringing a mace or a warhammer to a duel is seen as bm, you are almost expected to use a sword
>>217994420bloodraven got him
>>217992812>trial of 7 action is 5 mins, the other 30 mins is dunc growing up in flea bottom
>>217994523is it good action?
>>217994268Damn. I just wanna see lyonel own all 3 kibgsguard, maker and braker can 1 v 1
>episode 5 of 6>still no hot bitches
>>217994503These are the types of fuckers who would ban you from using Akuma in online play.
>>217994551Yes. Leaves you wanting more
>>217994571we have baelor breakspear
>>217994268>doubting a man called the fucking hammer>even when holding back, Maekars swings still break bones
When is episode 5 ?
>>217994638when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child
>>217994420I hope the iranians behead him.
>>217994604>jobs to a rock
>>217994571>>episode 5 of 6>>still no hot bitches
>>217994571We have Maekar
>>217994705I do not find her attractive.
>>217994680rocks are the mortal enemy of hammers thoughA hammer might break a rock, but it just created more smaller rocks
>>217994310Underrated
THE KINGWHO BORE THE SWORD
>>217991826
>>217994604>>doubting a man called the fucking hammerMaekar is the anvil you stupid cunt
>>217991981>wtf was his problem?He lost 2/3 of his income.
>>217991884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONQZ_MSBLnMPaul O'Connel would have been a more accurate Dunk.
>>217994716Yeah we know you'd rather get fucked by Baelor, homo.
>>217994733>still not blackfyre in his handlame
>>217994782thats literally a prostitute
I never watched HOTD but am going to have to as I am out of GOT content after dunkino reignited my interest in the serieshopefully it's so bad it gets it out of my system
>>217994718Maekar is the anvil anon
Alicent, learning about bugs to connect with her autistic daughter
>>217994803I hate to say it but most of season 1 is actually pretty kino.
How long until the peepisood
>>217994796With a heart of gold.
>>217994830Olivia is so fucking hot bros...
>the septons say we must love our brothers
>>217994782She's just bootleg Ros
>>217994803it ranges from alright to good to bad then good, season two ranges from ok to good to mid to bad to shit
>>217994268>the curve in lyonels swordhackfraud propmasters
>>217994867i'm not a sword guy but aren't all swords supposed to be a little wobbley? like it's called spring something
>>217994867It matches the curve of his dick
>>217994803Season 1 is good, mostly carried by Viserys' actor. Season 2 is where it really goes to shit.
>>217994268what the fuck is wrong with Maekar, lil bro is taking this shit too seriously, also of course the faggot brings an actual weapon that is made for killing people in plate while everyone else brings swords, tryhard
>>217994891I can confirm that it does
>everyone bringing lances, swords to the trial>one guy brought a mace>me?
>>217994906How would you propose he defend his son from people who want to kill him?
>>217994268what kind of idiot would even use a sword against full plate armor anyway?
>>217994420>Preston is dead?
>Bran invites Howland to Winterfell and Howland is the only lord in the entire north who doesn't even bother answering. Even Ramsay politely declined. When Ramsay is setting a standard of politeness you're not even bothering for, you know something is wrong>Ned is arrested in the south and Howland does nothing>Ned is killed in the south and Howland does nothing>Robb commands men to stay and guard Moat Cailin>Howland never once support those men>Victarion though sails up the Fever River, abandons the Iron Fleet completely unguarded, and then marches 30 miles through the Neck to attack Moat Cailin. At no point does Howland attack them on the river, their unguarded fleet (which the Dustins and Ryswells immediately burn when they attack the ironborn), during their march, or when they're busy attacking Robb's garrison>does nothing when they leave Moat Cailin, march through the Neck, and then sail out the Neck again>Jojen and Meera arrive in Winterfell to swear fealty. Except Robb isn't in Winterfell. Howland needs to swear fealty to the new king or grant his children that authority, of which there's no proof he ever did. It's a false fealty>does nothing when Rodrik calls the banners to deal with the ironborn at Torrhen's Square>Howland does nothing when Luwin sends out word that Winterfell has fallen>does nothing when Rodrik calls for aid to retake Winterfell>does nothing when Rodrik's army is destroyed by the Boltons>does nothing when Sansa is forced to marry Tyrion Lannister>does nothing when Sansa is accused of killing Joffrey>does nothing when Robb, Catelyn, and the northern army is slaughtered by the Freys>does nothing when the Frey and Bolton armies head north through the Neck>does nothing when Stannis sends out requests for aid>does nothing when Stannis frees Deepwood Motte>does nothing when Roose announces that Ramsay is going to marry Arya Stark>does nothing when Stannis marches on Winterfell to free Aryawhat's his endgame?
>>217994937george is so based
>>217994932>Have to make a criston cole outfit for the conqueror in For Honorhaving him as the warden just doesnt feel right
>>217994935
Are there any motherfuckers in this series?
>>217994933actually that's a good point, he probably knows everyone wants to kill his son
>>217994948In Howlands head Ned is dead and Robb got both his children killed when he let winterfell get sacked so fuck the Starks probably
>>217994935>what kind of idiot would even use a sword against full plate armor anyway?all the top tier fighters except robert
>>217994906>what the fuck is wrong with MaekarHe's autistic, like the kid who would always take things super seriously when you were play fighting.
>>217994935you get more xp and renown if you take down plate enemies with a sword
>>217994956it never made sense why cole had this level of quality armor at this point in fire and blood
what is the canonical reason that the world is stuck in the middle ages technology-wise for like 1000 years
>>217994980In Howlands head, big Ned is dead,and Robb got both his children killed.When he let winterfell get sacked,He should have took the black,so fuck the Starks, probably.
>>217994987>all the top tier fighters except robertand that's why they are all beneath robert
>>217995010wym? that drawing is him fighting Joffrey/harwin, I dont know which one exactly. At that point he's already a kings guard
>>217994937Based jorje
is it really cheap to bring a mace or warhammer to a duel?
>>217995012You could cross the narrow sea in a raft and they have ravens that destroys the incentive for like 90% or tech progress
>>217994999I was that kid, I even angered other kings and got them to stop playing with me because I badgered them with an hour long description of the historical battle I wanted to recreate with the mock fight
>>217993231>a posthumous moth eaten winds of winterthat someone dug out of his trash
>>217995051steam engines would've been extremely useful in a continent where your only option is traveling on horseback
>>217995031oh i was pretty sure this was the page introducing us to Criston and his beating the ever living shit out of Daemon but yeah that makes more sense, forgive me, i speed read through alot of fire and blood post Jaehaerys while at my desk job
>>217994948He is aware of the Others and is in league with the Three Eyed Crow and the Children of the Forest
>>217995052We would've been good friends >>217995076An easily accessible source of coal is necessary to make that viable. Westeros might not have that.
>>217995038depends
>>217993065That's why you need to shit yourself before you die not after
>>217995012winters turning everyone into retards for years
The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through, Ripe or not friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall
>>217994980I like to think he's pissed off that Ned let Jon throw his life away at the Wall. Based howland letting the Tulloid stark children tainted by Andal blood die and holding Robb's will in the swamps until he's ready to put Lyanna's kid in Winterfell
>>217995121I would like to plant the seeds of victory into one of those knights, bet you can’t guess who
>>217995159he's not interested John
>>217995023>all these fags jerking themselves off about their fancy skills with a sword they've spent a lifetime honing>kill them in a single swing with a hammer so heavy Ned can barely lift itbased bobby b
>>217995159ok preston
>>217995038yes, anyone can kill a man in plate using a warhammer or mace, this isn't a war battle it's a duel faggot, pick up the sword
>>217995182Bobby B really saw the top tier and said "why aren't any of them using a big hammer?"
>>217995223Big hammers hurt
why did the each of the kingdoms maintain standing armies either before or after robert's rebellion? there were no enemies to fight
>>217994948>That man there is Howland Reed, Meera's father>Oh, right. Any reason why you pointed him out specifically?>NoBravo Dabids, bravo.
are you telling me jaime latrinester, barristan shitby, arthur gayne, daemon turdfyre, stag cringe never won a war and claimed the crown of westeros?wow, they must be great warriors
>>217994935Swords are for slaughtering unwilling peasant conscripts (for fun).Actual knights don't even really try to kill each other because they know whoever wins will just capture and ransom the other anyways, so war is just a fun game.
>The Demon of the Trident>The Sword of the Morning>The Bold>The Kingslayer>The DragonKnight>The Warrior Himself
>>217995312the sword of the morning…
>>217995319>...howland reed
>>217995271>why did the each of the kingdoms maintain standing armies?They don't, because they're all feudal societies, which don't have standing armies. The only professional soldiers are knights and castle/town guards. The rest are peasants who get conscripted when a war is on. This is a plot point in one of the books where one of the Umbers point out that the Greatjon taking too many men south has ruined their harvest.
>>217995223You don't even need a big hammer to kill someone in one hit, a regular one does the job.>War hammers, especially when mounted on a pole, could in some cases transmit their impact through helmets and cause concussions. Later war hammers often had a spike on one side of the head, making them more versatile weapons.>The back spike could be used for hooking a target's armor, reins, or shield. >The blunt side of a war hammer was usually used first to knock down and stun an enemy and, once the opponent were immobilized on the ground, the hammer is rotated around to hit the target with the pointed side, which can punch a hole through the helmet and deliver the coup de grâce. >A powerful swing from a war hammer (especially with the spike) can deliver a strike force of several hundred kilograms per square millimeter – this is the same penetrating force as a rifle bullet.
>>217995312the bold is just so simple and cool
>>217995335so you're telling me bobbie b's rebellion was carried out by a bunch of untrained hicks
>>217995340swordfags never stood a chance
>>217995369Every war was fought by those untrained hicks
almost go time lads
>>217990790>>217991077>>217991215>>217991330>>217991392>>217991430>>217991471>>217991261>In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all women.is actually canon btw my cute little dummy anons. Lmao.
>>217995335the Starks really should have had a state sponsored Northern sellsword company>send all the greybeards to essos during the winter so they don't die pointlessly "hunting">in return their families get to stay in Wintertown>get paid by rich Essosi merchants to have less mouths to feed during winter>also means the North gets paid to have a standing military fighting force that can be recalled when needed for war at homebasically Stark controlled Varangian guard for hire in Essos, they'd be fucking rich
>>217995417i lost my knife, i can't go in without my knife, anyone seen my knife
>>217995464Yeah because rich Essosi merchants are going to hire old northern farmers to sail to Essos and fight for them
>>217995464why wouldn't they just hire the golden company or second sons
>>217995473it's just a knife
>>217995545>just hire the golden company or second sonThose are the apple and samsung of sellsword companies. Norf company would be like chinkphones.
>>217995545>why won't every single faction on the entire continent of Essos just only hire these 2 sellsword companies?
>>217995369England used to have a law were every male peasant had to train archery at least once a week. Maybe some of the seven kingdoms have a similar law. The cavalry would be knights or man at arms, who would also be trained. The average spearman/pikeman would just be a peasant with a stick but that's okay because all they need to do is point the sharp end at the enemy and not run away.
>>217995534>why would they hire people with honor/loyalty ingrained in their culture, who start fighting ironborn and wildlings as soon as they can walk, and have no conflicting loyalities in Essosaverage Northman mogs an essosi sellword, Golden Company was a bunch of literal losers from Westeros who instantly became the top dogs in Essos>>217995545Golden Company has only been around for 150 years, Starks should have been doing this for thousands of years. The closest thing in canon is the Company of the Rose which was founded by a bunch of Northmen who chose self-exile after the Conquest, rather than kneeling to anybody but a Stark
>>217995581>it's just a knifehow the fuck do you think you kill plated knights when you have wrestled them to the ground, dagger is essential
>>217995623>>why would they hire people with honor/loyalty ingrained in their culture, who start fighting ironborn and wildlings as soon as they can walk, and have no conflicting loyalities in EssosUh, yeah, why would essosi people care about any of this. They’re literally old men
>>217995623>Golden Company has only been around for 150 yearsLess than 100 ackthually, maester Aemon is older than the GC.
>>217995473it's right here, sir
>>217995706that's actually impressive that they are that successfull for a merc group started by westerosi rejects
>>217995710no thanks i'm good
>>217995676the entire reason the Golden Company can command such high fees is because of their loyalty, they've never broken a contract while every other sellsword company flips to the highest bidder. >they're literally old menNorthern greybeards racked up a 10-1 K/D ratio during the Dance and destroyed 3 southern armies. Decades of killing experience and minimal fear of death is a positive. And there's nothing stopping younger people from joiningNorth would also be able to field wargs, which literally no other sellsword group is capable of. Would allow them to mog the Dothraki
>>217995727it's more about how pathetic Essos is than the GC being elite. They got raped every time they tried to return to Westeros and had to fight real men. Westeros has a martial culture where being a good warrior is the highest ideal, sellswords in essos are either slaves or desperate bums with no other option
>why yes I do want more David Pearse in the Game of Thrones universe how did you know?the fans are begging for it baby! YEAH
>>217995900Get off of 4chan David
In how many hours does the episode drop?
>>2179959396
I heard the episode leaked, anyone has a link
>>217995727Essos doesn't have a strong landed-knight military culture as strong and widespread as Westeros. Two of their most successful mercenary groups, the Golden Company and the Second Sons, are actually mostly formed by Westerosi rejects. The rest is culturally fragmented like the Dothraki (Dothraki Sea), warriors in fighting pits/private guards (Slaver's Bay), slave-soldiers (Unsullied, also Slaver's Bay). I think the only one that is different is Volantis, because the Dothraki are around ruining the fun for everyone, and they have a massive slave army because of that. Dunno about Qarth, probably quite unimpressive.
>>217995121why do they have steel tipped lances? this isn't a D&D show
>>217995946It did not.
Laughingbros, we got too cocky T_T
>>217995945Thanks
>>217996005Maekar is a legitimate warrior, don't think there's anything shameful about Lyonel losing to him.
>>2179960265 hours and 53 minutes now
>>217996005Baelor’s dead in that pic.
>>217996054not yet
....semoc eH
>fucks his sister in your pathwhat do?
>>217996005Nah>The third of the white knights was down, and the Laughing Storm had joined Prince Baelor against Prince Maekar. Mace, battle-axe, and longsword clashed and clanged, ringing against helm and shield. Maekar was taking three blows for every one he landed, and Dunk could see that it would be over soon. I must make an end to it before more of us are killed.
couldn't have gotten a better cast than Dexterhope they record all the seasons with him ASAP
>>217996084Nothing, that just means I'm Tyrion.
>>217996084Pick myself up from the dirt, go north and merge myself with a tree
Maybe a dumb question but does this series have "after episode explanation" segments? One of the things I hated about HotD the most was that every episode came with a segment that TOLD YOU WHAT TO THINK about the episode, because no no, you cannot think for yourself, that's wrong.
>>217996105
>>217996121There are "inside the episode" bits for AKOTSK but the showrunners don't try to gaslight you like they try in HOTD, they're not as stupid.
>>217996084do a somersault
>>217995946The only thing leaking is my cock whenever Maeker gets bitchy
>https://x.com/sacraamarte/status/2022642259142095319women are simping for the anvil
>>217996084Slap his ass
>>217996175Women simp for Maekar.Men want sex with Baelor.
It's gonna be like ten minutes of the actual fight and the rest is gonna be black girl magic because these people can't help themselves...
>>217994791TRVE KVNG OF WVSTVROS
>>217995012Fossil fuels and gunpowder don't exist, and anyone who shows any sort of interest in learning is shipped off to the citadel so they can eventually be sent to serve some Lord rather than continuing to study. So no great breakthroughs ever occur because of some autist spending his entire life looking into why compasses point North, which would lead him to understanding first magnetics and then electricity.
>>217996084get susie halfhand
ASOIAF is for men. Foids are not welcome.
>>217996084his devotion to his bitch queen was so retarded
>>217996084Call him based and fuck my own sister.
>>217996005Lyonel is having the time of his life
ETA?
>>217996315dunk has brought in female viewership in droves
>>217996084call Ser Goldenhand the Just
Reminder that it's canon that Aegon the conquerer had a mustache, art of Aegon II but essentially what Aegon the first would have sported.
>>2179964325.5 hours
The music in HotD is such dogshit what is this fucking chorus shit
>>217996231i'll be happy if the action and banter is good, i like dunk so i don't mind flashbacks
>>217994716This your type?
>>217996315HOTD is very clearly meant to be for women
>ASHFORD TOURNAMENT 209AC>FOUNDATION OF THE GOLDEN COMPANY 212ACWe could've gotten a novella about Dunc and Egg going on adventures in Essos and coming across the GC's very first campaign when Dunc is looking for employment in one of the Free Cities but fatman is too lazy.
>>217996084>uhm, actually jaime is a TRUE knight because he killed Aerys to save himself and his father's army from burning alive>ned was a chud for calling him out for being a piece of shit>it definitely wasn't a hamfisted retcon that GRRM came up with years into the series, which created plotholes everywhere>please also ignore that his sister fucking caused a devastating war that he could have ended at any time by admitting the truthjaime redemption arc fags get the rope, only redditors eat that slop up. His show ending was legit and showed that he was always a piece of shit LARPing at trying to be a better person
>>217996480That’s a child
>>217996494all of these feminist watchers who haven't read the book sincerely expect Rhaenyra to triumph against all odds and to become queenimagine the seethe when she will get Sunfyred
>>217996480In the name of the Warrior I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother I charge you to defend the young and innocent. In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all cunny....
>>217996528wah wah
>>217996480uuoohhhhh ToT
>>217996437HIS ARMOR IS GOLD IN THE BOOKS
>Ser Duncan is a Mazda chadBased
>>217996528George originally planned for Jaime to murder his children and crown himself king, later he gave him the redemption arc while Cersei became evil.
>>217996573he has two sets
>>217996528It's obviously a retcon but it makes him one of the most interesting characters in the series.
So comfy /dunk/ kino made me turn on House of the Dragons, first episode is selling me on this but I hear S2 just shits the bed. Also nice to see Matt Smith in a prominent role.
>>217996105I just hope he doesnt grow up like a tard or hot potato look alike.
>>217996604It shits the bed at episode 9 of season 1.
>>217996602i don't think it was a retcon, it was just clumsy
>>217996604Stick with fanfic of your choice after s1. You'll enjoy it better than that slop.
>>217996494It has the feminist angle but it's ultimately a series that the bf makes the gf watch, not the other way around>What was a tully again?>I don't get it, what did he mean by strong boys?>Why were they at this "storms end"?Type of shit
>>217996629His dad’s a bonafide cutie. Dex will survive puberty.
>>217996494Then why does the man win?
>>217996604Season 2 is still enjoyable mainly thanks to the green characters, but it has very low lows (mysaria scenes, alicents last scene of sw)Season 1 has one bad episode but that 1 bad episode is like, really badI'd say this place is too negative, it's worth a watch, but don't expect to scream masterpiece either after season 2 ends
listen i know season 2 of AKOTSK will have more gays and blacks but i just hope people aren't so retarded that they get mad at them making Dawmon II a homo, who am i kidding i'm gonna have to write "he's gay in the book" like 20 times
>>217996689Because Martin made him accidentally based
>>217996696Season 2 has a tranny (man pretending to be a woman) pretend to be a woman, pretending to be a man.
>>217996645>i don't think it was a retconThere is zero chance he had a Jaime redemption arc in mind when he was writing the first book
>>217996687I can see it. And his mom too. I hope no recessive radioactive shit messed it up.
>>217996726Right, that's bad tooMy list of bad stuff in s2 wasn't exhaustiveBlood and cheese lacking an entire child was also a big problem
>>217996745i think he always had the idea of subverting him, even as he was writing book 1, he just didn't know how, could've happened in his head halfway through for all i know, but that's jsut an opinion
my biggest problems with hotd s2 arerhaenyraallicentdaemonand brynden rivers for some fucking reason
>>217996602>>217996645>>217996745>>217996774The first draft for the series had him as a villain, but I wouldn't say it was a "retcon" because no previous information about him was decanonized, it was only given context and nuance.He is my favorite character so I'd say he managed it fine
>>217996791>it was only given context and nuance.Clumsily, but yeah.
>>217996784I'm in the minority but I actually loved Daemon's Harrenhal spooky self explorationI also liked Alicent until that one scene at the end, you know which oneJesus christ what were they thinking>episode written by Sara HessI know what they were thinking now
Jaime is a dribbling retard, even Cersei is smarter than he is
>>217996828>even Cersei is smarter than he isOkay now you've gone too far
>>217996192They simp for Baelor too
>>217996687They should cast Dex's sister as Daella.
>>217996828they're about the same level of intelligence, both delusional about themselves, but jamie isn't delusional about his intelligence but about his honor and his love, cersei seems far dumber because she thinks shes smart and fucks everything up
>>217996828Jaime was a proud autistic teenager who decided to play the part of the anime villain rather than beg for forgiveness. Then over the years, that part became his real self
men want sex with DunkI want to suckle on his massive toes
>>217996544if he doesn't find anyone attractive so far either he's an island enjoyer or a fag. These characters only have a a single scene and easily missed. Maybe he missed valar.
>>217996825you like Daemon's entire motivation revolving around him watching a game of thrones season 8 preview?
>>217996884>I want to suckle on his massive toesMfw dunk reading this. do you want a clout in the ear?
>>217996852Based
>>217996917No, he had decided to side with Rahenyra because of him seeing his actions and his relationship with Viserys, and seeing in the Riverlands the true burden that comes with command, and a crown.Then the main got shit was there, I wasn't fond of it but it was like, one scene out of all his stuff in Harrenhal
>>217996959you are coping, he didn't make up his mind to support rhaenyra till after he binged season 8
>>217996959it’s just so uninteresting compared to the other interpretations of Daemon’s character they could’ve gone down
The finest swordsman in the seven k-aack
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>>217996959>>217997020his whole arc in season 2 was unnecessary
so uh, what the fuck was up with Melisandre anyway
>>21799703380 and no armor (for some reason)
>>217997058Every arc in season 2 was terrible
>>217996084Try and become his squire
>>217997065sleeper agent of the seven
Remember when Rhaenyra and Mysaria kissed after Mysaria talked about being raped, impregnated and abandoned by her own dad?
>>217997077I was in those threads when this episode leaked. Christ, I have wasted my life.
>>217997058At this point he was still going for the "if she's queen I'm king" angleHe was doing it for himself until season 2
>>217997118That was 11 years ago anon....
>>217997143what?
>>217997058>For my wife and my wife's son!!!
i'm stiff
>>217997114I think about it roughly once every three days if you know what I mean ;)
>>217995340I see you're at that step in your journey, now just wait until you find out that they don't do anything against armor actually particularly maces
>>217997160it was in this moment Daemon Blackfyre became my favorite Daemon
>>217997143Where do you think you are.
negroid women are revolting
>>217997204
>>217997158Sire... the events of which you speak of... 11 winters have come and gone since then.... (earth winters, not westeros winters)
RELEASE THE DUNKINO BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>217997120>King................................................................. Regent
>>217997243this is a lie
>>217997285Oh fuck it was "consort" wasn't it. I'm tired man.
Even with the hilarious BASTARD!!!! scene, I can't get over with them turning the velaryons into summer islanders. Fucking pricks
>>217997311>tiredyou are about to be in a trial of 7 anon
>>217996791it's not a retcon for Jaime technically, but it is for a bunch of other characters. It retroactively makes anybody supporting the Targs a scumbag or retard, which goes against established characterization from GRRM. And the fact nobody talks/finds out about the wildfire for years makes people retarded>varys has to become a retard to not know about the wildfire or find it for 16 years>every pyromancer who helped make the wildfire is a retard who is fine with living in a city ready to explode for 16 years>"mad king" in AGOT really wasn't given any grievous crimes, rebellion justification was more grey. Then it turns out Rickard was burned alive, Brandon tortured, and a bunch of other heirs murdered. And Aerys was secretly a brutal rapist. In AGOT Ned says Rickard watched Brandon's execution with no mention of him being burned alive at the time, so an obvious retcon>the Kingsguard that Ned jerks off as honorable are now required to be fine with this situation>Rhaegar is now 100% in the wrongGRRM shit on a bunch of characters to try and justify and redeem Jaime's actions. Cersei becomes the root cause of all of his flaws and everybody else around him and the Targs were actually cowards too afraid to be like Jaime. And you just have to turn off your brain to rationalize why Jaime was surrounded by Lannister men and chilling on the throne when Ned walks in, rather than making sure Rhaegar's kids were safe
>>217994420That faggot had just been grasping at straws when it comes to finding anything bad to say about the show. But he can’t find a single bad thing to say about episode 4, so he’s just gone back to his cuck corner.All in all his channel started to become fucking lame and cringe the moment he started associating with that spic retard, he should just end his channel already.
>>217994420He probably couldn't find anything to say about ep4 other than no "knight who remembered his vows scene"
>>217996930He would beg Tanselle to suck on his toes
>>217997412(((Jacobs)))
>>217996884t. Daemon II Blackfyre
>>217997385Barristan and Rhaegar didn't know about what he was planning about the wildfireNow, Varys should have probably known, that's one weird plot contrivance>The mad king's action were made worseGood, it makes all the kingdom's siding with robert more justifiedThe ones siding with the targs didn't know about the wildfire and also had versed interest in the targ dinasty (Dorne)
>>217997114Trauma dumping is just foreplay if they like you
retcon or not jaime's revalation and arc has to be one of the best in the entire series
>>217997114>>217997175The scene that turned /tv/ into greenchads.
>>217997114Rhaenyra's Targtard genes heard all that and opened up the floodgates.
>>217997528>immediately goes back to being a cuck for his sister with next to no interest in fixing anythinggreat 'arc'
>>217997568Call 'em retargs anon, it flows a lot better.
>>217997571there's no way you honestly thought i meant post season 4
>>217996549I wouldn't put it past the dumb bitch writer to completely disregard the source material and make a fanfic ending where Rhaenyra win and rules for years and years as "Rhaenyra the Great"
>>217997528in the books at least
seeing as all GOT actors are basically has-beens whose careers have gone nowhere post-GOT, and given that the franchise is still popular, why don't HBO just re-write and re-shoot seasons 7 and 8
>>217997681>in the books at leasti didn't think it needed saying
>>217997710pedro pascal has done well
>>217997710Shansha was in some depressingly bad X men movies.
>>217997681>wonder what D&D have been up to since their abortion 10 years ago>look at wikipedia>literally nothingdamn
>>217997571>showfagAnd even moonboy for all I know
>>217997775They were promised a shot at Star Wars, which is why they rushed GoT so much. Whatever became of that?
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>>217997775>gemini mankek>3 body problemI'm surprised some angry chink didn't shoot their kike ass
where is the bloody episode? its sunday
