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In the name of the Warrior I charge you to be brave.In the name of the Father I charge you to be just.In the name of the Mother I charge you to defend the young and innocent.In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all women.In the name of the Smith I charge you to be strong.In the name of the Crone I charge you to be wise.In the name of the Stranger I charge you to hold these vows until he comes.Arise, in the Light of the Seven, as an anointed knight, Ser Anon.
sex with baelor breakspear
How was everyone's Valentine's Day?
....semoc eH
>>217985622HorribleI went to outback steakhouse and had a takeout blooming onion that I ate alone on the floor of my apartment while I watched old TNG episodesI hate being alone, I hate being a virgin, but I'm 31 years old and it's over
>>217985605
Jolly Jaehaerys
>>217985622Spent it watching a narrative Battletech campaign and ignoring the phone.
>>217985617>In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all women."No"
>Can you see it, my king?
>>217985689
Don't worry guys, I'm going to personally stop maekar's mace
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacy Todaywe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
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What are some books or shows that are about things like wandering the lands, entering tournies and tilting at nobles, and saving maidens fair from rapists?
>>217985689The red god chooses strange bedfellows
>>217985689Her tits? The image is seared into my mind.
>>217985734my diary desu
>>217985622I went to an ebike shop with my mom and cousin, we test drove a few, I bought one, then we went to a delicious mexican restaurant. Afterwards we went for ice cream. It was a good day.
>>217985742thank you ser knight
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>>217985687S T O P
>>217985638Just be yourself bro
We are told warging into men is an abomination. There is a character sailing around collecting the most evil magic in the world. Euron is the only character to have survived a trip to Valyria because he is the only character in the story who can. He “went” to Valyria by warging into his silent slaves and sailing into different locations until they got out with loot before dying. He has never set foot on the shores. This is why he was gone so long.
>>217985790It's never gonna happen. Too old to find any single women these days, it's over. I'd kill myself, but I'm too cowardly and it'd make my mom and dad sad
>>217985790How about you stop playing around fucktard and show us some feet pics from your gallery
>>217985622I played Project Zomboid and rewatched Apollo 13, it had been several years since I watched that movie. still holds up. then i read about the mission on wikipedia.
>>217985804Not with that attitude >>217985816Ask politely dumbfuck
>>217985638there was a time when men in your situation would just pay for it and feel no shame. there is no shame. it's just money. you can rent heaven an hour at a time.blooming onions are fire btw. i ate slop.
>>217985617i'm trying to figure out of all the knighted characters we know in the entire asoiaf series, who embodies the 7 virtues bestalso i preferArise, (name) a knight of the seven kingdoms, even if it's show only shit
>>217985840… please.
>>217985804Get a single guy; you have 9 years before reaching gay heat death age, and even then a subset of twinks like older daddies
I love onions (and garlic) so much it's unreal >"b-but think about your hecking breath" Fuck off, I'm not talking to girls anyway
>>217985865your breath smells bad
>>217985873Not as much as a girl's yeasty rotten fish pussy
Lol I just realized in this scene she’s sewing a picture of a bug. What a kook
>>217985853>i'm trying to figure out of all the knighted characters we know in the entire asoiaf series, who embodies the 7 virtues best
>>217985881FISH NEED LOVE TOO
>>217985854Next time you are that rude you'll get nothing
>>217985853Ser Barristan Selmy, obviously.
>>217985891Which gods do you follow? Because being good looking and fucking your sister isn't considered a virtue by mine.
>>217985891seriously why couldn't we get white kingsguard armor in season 1
>>217985898i hate seafood, they smell (and taste) of death
>>217985910none of those acts goes against any of the 7 charges to becoming a knight
>>217985929What about pushing an innocent kid out of a window?
>>21798580430 is not too old lmao
>>217985936He was spying on them he wasn’t innocent
>>217985936>What about pushing an innocent kid out of a window?bran literally becomes the most evil character in the show
>>217985889Leave her alone!!
>>217985941Where is a 31 year old man gonna meet a woman who isn't a single mom or some kind of disaster
>>217985952she's a dummy
>>217985910Targbros…
did Maekar love Baelor?
>>217985910>Because being good lookinghow is this not a virtue of knighthood ser anon?
>>217985961Volunteering and hobbiesYou get to meet people with similar values and interests in a low stress setting. You get to know them, they get to know you, and if you click you can ask them out.
>>217985942voyeurism is not a crime
>>217985984it is when you are a sleeper agent of bloodraven
>>217985605Is it still 17 hours until time next episode?
>>217985974just as Aegon loved Rhaenys
>>217985918More for me, then, I've almost completely given up red meat in favor of seafood.
my favourite of the dunk & egg stories is the sworn swordseason 2 shall be kino
>>217985998he wasnt. after that, he was. him pushing the kid caused all this. he is a bigger criminal than every felon in the seven kingdoms
>>217986002No, it's coming early. 2 hours.
>>217986016>he is a bigger criminal than every felon in the seven kingdomsyeah and that's why i have no problem with Jaime going Johnny mnemomic on his ass
>>217986018Thanks, still a few hours before it will be online. I'm not paying for that shit.
>>217986015Yeah I wonder how many people feel this way I like it more than the other two. Even if it didn’t have dunk and egg i would have preferred like 6 stories in that mode over Fire and Blood
>>217986009Good for you, though you do need some good protein from red and white meat, even eggs.
>>217986016Calm down Cat
>>217986023I'm talking about jaime being the felon. He created the biggest chain of events that fucked a continent and an agent of bloodraven. lannister should be burned to death for that alone
I can't fucking wait bros
>>217986030You are literally why good television is dying. I hope you remember this moment when you bemoan all that surrounds you is slop.
>>217986045atleast call me robb or euron or something it'll suit your shitty narrative better
>>217985951
>>217986040Oh, I'm no pescatarian, I'm all about dairy, eggs, and all the rest of the shit that makes vegans cry. Just cutting back on beef and pork consumption instead of it being an every day event.
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>>217986055Jaime should be punished for trying to kill the most evil person in the setting??? if you mean he should be killed for not trying hard enough then i agree
>>217986009seafood is a pain in the ass to cooki really like tuna, it's convenient, but i can't eat it every day obviously
>>217986009All that mercury is gonna turn your immortal.
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>>217986091>feet
>>217986092He created the most evil person due to his push, keep up
i like Daemon Blackfyre and Brynden Rivers
>>217986040>broscience in /tv/Lmao
>>217986086Try chicken or lamb. They are better anyway
>>217986100Or insane
>>217986061I knew /got/ was infested with reddit, even 15 years ago. But you're cucked even by those standards. I dont pay for (((media))) these days, ive been betray by the jew too many times. I stopped gojng to the movies after tfa. They only have themselves to blame.
>>217986060>>217986091Should have keep the long hair, not like Dunk would regularly get a haircut.
>>217986116that's like saying the guy who rejected hitler from entering art school is responsible for hitler
>>217986144in a way yes, but mainly the guy who allowed him to be enlisted as a soldier in ww1
>>217986126kill yourself
>>217986129Chicken is white meat (mostly), it's legit. Lamb is inordinately expensive where I live so it's a rare guest at my table, I wish it were otherwise.
>>217986127You should go to the silence of the lambs thread where /tv/ is shitting on trannies. Op needs backup.
>>217985622Went to see Wuthering Heights with my brother.
>>217986150>allowedHitler was drafted
>>217986126Live long King. All daeronoids deserve to die in a fire
>>217986164Are you a poofter?
>>217986126you are a peculiar creature
>>217986166he should've been kicked out the first opportunity any sarge saw him
>>217986156Try older lamb then or mutton. It's not that different in flavor. I'll say, lamb is the king of meats.
>>217986196>lamb is the king of meatsHairy brown hands did the typing here
>>217986156Is lamb cheap anywhere? I live in NZ the land of sheep and it's still more expensive than its beef counterparts.
>>217986220What part of NZ?
>>217986205Quiet, angl*id.
>>217985891>>217985913this pic goes so hard ngl
Poor Maekar he’s such an angel and burdened with sons that are such failures and monsters, and the only sons of his that turned out alright were the ones that lived far away from him. I do wonder how this could happen
>>217986220NZ lamb is like the wagyu of lamb so it makes sense to be expensive
>>217986220No, beef is subsidized literally everywhere
>>217986220Spain, maybe
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>>217986115
>>217986143They're filming season 2 right now and he's got long hair
>>217986321Does Alicent even know the word cum when this pitch is made?
>>217986354he’s a big guy
>>217986359why wouldn't she
>>217986219
>>217985638Watch don quixote's the impossible dream for some moral inspiration.
>>217986359She likes to cum
>>217986415they didn't bathe every day back thenimagine the smell...
>>217985734Stephen King had one called the eyes of the dragon with a prince as a character and in the talisman the main character is more a normal kid transported to a parallel world in the middle ages. Real fucking neat. The book series devices and desires is an engineer escaping a death sentence for an arbitrary crime and its setting is a completely fictional world set around the middle ages. The ultimate weapon is a giant crossbow that fires steel javelin. It has court politics and multiple characters. Very rich storyline.
>>217986368(u+1)2 - (u-1)2
>>217986432>they didn't bathe every day back thennobility did often and you don't need to bathe all day if you spend the entire day in your nice rich clean castle
>>217986432They regularly washed themselves off with wet washcloths. Stop this libel.
>>217986444Thank you, will read this very day.
>>217985804You can always find some hottie for you. To dream the impossible dream!
>>217985804where would dunk be if he had your mindset anon, your dreams are yours to make come true
Just clean yourself often and dress nice, take care of your skin especially on your face, smile often and tell some nice jokes, and boom, you got yourself a gf>optional: just be white
>>217985804Fuck a fat bitch in the mouth
>>217986283That video is distilled kino
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>>217985622i had sex
>>217986787I'm sure you were a disappointment
>>217986787
>>217986810not really. but atleast i had sex, the same cannot be said about anybody else here>>217986820i miss how the threads were during the first four episodes so fucking much it's unreal
What does Baelor’s cum taste like
Like cum
>>217985734Different aesthetic, but have you read the Iliad and Odyssey?
>>217986851>not really. but atleast i had sex, the same cannot be said about anybody else hereA bold claim, but I was there so I know who had a good time and who didn't
>>217985804I’m in the same boat. I like being alone, but I don’t like watching the teen and early 20’s gf window close
Nothing will happen if you die a virgin. You won't lose a limb or two because of it, you won't get AIDS because of it (as a matter of fact it's the opposite). Nothing will happen of you never have sex. So just fucking relax
>>217986478Cool, maybe I will see what you think of it in a few weeks in some book thread adaptation here. I have found some amazing books. Right now im beginning carrion comfort, its about mind vampires.
>>217985622i enjoyed it
>>217986924Jesus what is the opposite of AIDS?
>>217986891No but I will now.
>>217986897im sure you did in the corner chain with your sausage in your hand
>>217986939PrEP
>>217986939SDIA
>>217986924of course nothing will happen but it's still a human need and feels awful when you don't have access to it
>>217987005Just jerk off, get a fleshlight (Stoya's the closest to the feeling of a real one) or fuck a hookerIts not worth wasting time and money on someone who may not even fuck you eventually
>>217986939Phimosis.
just clean your dick bro, they'll love it. trust me bro
>>217986415are you saying Ser Criston also llikes the bad pussy?
>wake up>no dunkino as promisedHBO jews took my planned sunday morning away from me
incels who refuse to see a virgin are literally just special fags who cling to their virginity because they think it makes them unique. or they are addicted to being victims of cicumstance.pay for it, be inside a woman.
>>217987166>virginmeant to say a prostituteposting too fast
Do you reckon the nobility pay for women?
What's with all the incel talk in here? Talk about knights, lords and autistic fantasy politics
>>217986238>all my brothers are shits, my daughters are sluts and my sons turned out insane, alcoholic, a combination thereof, or would rather go live in a freezer than hang around my pockmarked ass
>>217985622My mom got diagnosed with Lewi body dementia. Might take a break from 4chan a while, need to make preparations.
>>217987005>it's still a human needNo it isn't, its a want.
>>217987166You're still an incel if you fuck a whore.
>>217987240no you're not, the cel part is gone
>>217985617>In the name of the Smith I charge you to be strong.>In the name of the Crone I charge you to be wise.>In the name of the Stranger I charge you to hold these vows until he comes.Hey retard you just made this 3 upFuck you
>>217987240that is not how it works at all buddyyour virginity is not special. experience sex with a woman.
>>217987257You think George is gonna write the rest?
>>217987287>Shrugs gallantly
>>217986432That's a complete myth, you moron. People became cautious with bathing AFTER the Black Death wiped out 1/3 of Europe's population, and that ceased to be within a generation.It was only the late Enlightenment that fucked up hygiene in Europe due to the various quack theories in medicine becoming popularized. No one in Medieval Europe used mercury to cure headaches, but "enlightened" Europe sure as fuck did.
>>217987287>george>writeFull belly laugh.
>>217987308i don't bathe every day and i have indoor plumbing and unlimited hot wateri really doubt medieval peoples in a castle are bathing every day. i think you're full of it.body odors were not considered unusual in the past.
im watching got right now. everyone says ned is a badass but he seems to be retarded. killing a deserter because his squad got raped by zombies is kinda low
>>217987251>>217987285Fucking a prostitute is barely a step above masturbation. There's no love, no intimacy (unless you're a degen who fucks the same whore over and over). You're also definitely wearing a condom so it doesn't even count as sexual contact. She doesn't even know your name.Stop coping. You're that same incel chud that existed 10 minutes ago before "losing his virginity" to a prostitute, just with less money.
>>217987331t. someone who's never worked (if at all?) outside an office building or equivalent in their entire life
>>217985622I played modded skyrim
>>217987368Would you consider raping a step above or below whoring in terms of inceldom?>STOP RAPING SER
>>217987331>i don't bathe every dayPlease take a shower today
>>217987368buddy i've had unprotected sex with women and even conceived a child that we promptly aborted. i have done some shit.and i've fucked prostitutes as well. but yeah raw is best.still, you're an incel, i'm a sexhaver. get over yourself, or you'll die a virgin.
>>217987368>heh, yeah, chad's fucked 40 women this month, but he just used them as fleshlights and used a condom>and that's why chad is actually an incelwhat illness of the mind compels a man to abuse his language to this degree?
>>217987398Better a virgin than a babe killer
>>217987400That's not remotely what I've said, retard. Chad isn't fucking prostitutes, he doesn't need to.
>>217987368Why should you care if it's above or below masturbation? Do you care what the she thinks? You got your dick wet, how matters as much as the seed you left and less than what happens to the whore after.
>>217987425it's a logical extension of what you said, brainlet, taken to its conclusion to help you see how retarded your argument was. it even has a fancy name.
>>217987425You literally said wearing a condom doesn't count as sex, do you believe sex havers don't use condoms for casual stuff? Nobody wants a kid with a girl met at a party that same night
>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.>“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.>“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”>“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”>“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”>“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.>“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”>“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.>Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.>“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.>“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>>217987205I’m really sorry anon. I wish you and your family the best. Don’t waste time here, make the most of every moment you have left with her.
>>217987416congratulations if you feel that way, i think you're being retarded over something integral to living.
>>217987448>murdering your child is integral to livingsick freak
>>217987448>integral to livinglaugh at this coomer animal
Did he fuck prostitutes?
I don't need sex, I need the winds of winter
>>217987457it was probably a month old and i am not father material.and yeah i am an amoral savage.humanity is savage.incel.
>>217987556>Old godsornew, it makes no matter, no man is so accursed as the kinslayer.
>>217985740if winds ever comes out it euron killing him abruptly will be so funny
>>217985622came too quick much to the disappointment of my dommegave her a massage after though
>>217985605what are the books of gurm related to GOT ?5 books for asoiaf3 little books for dunk1 book for fire & bloodand that's it ?
>>217987556>I'm an animaldon't be surprised when you get treated like an animal then
>>217986179what is your problem man hitler never did anyrhing to you. this is just bullying
>>217987701lust provoking image
Why is he called sir arlan of penistree?
why did they make hotd black propaganda?in more senses than one
ETA of episode 5?
>>217987516He was a stone cold volcel.
>>217987731George wrote it that way.
>>217987726>lust provoking image
>>217987657i would say my life has been on a downward trajectory since then. so there is maybe some truth to it.i make no excuses for what i did. afterwards i got a vasectomy.also we broke up. it was not amicable. we kept having sex for a while too.women are wild.
>>217985891its unfair how fucking handsome Nikolai is
>>217987736It was 2 hours 2 hours ago, where episode
>>217987758fakefakefakefakerhaenyra was written as a spoiled brat, she has an evil in her soul...
>>217987731>Make black propaganda>it's generally agreed the green council scenes are kino while the black council sucks fucking ass without DaemonHow did that happen
>>217987801are you idiots fucking retarded? its in 15 hours
>>217987811>George wrote his favorite character of all time Daemon 'super cool guy' Targaryen to be in the wrongColourfags are beyond delusional.What twitter discourse does to a persons brain.
>>217986018>>217987827I trusted this anon
>>217987766???
>>217987837Daemon is meant to be cool, but not a moral upstanding person
>>217987841Sorry. I thought you were in on the joke and having a laff.
The king who bore the sword
>>217987841well thats really your own fault then isn't it
>>217987874Actually I'd hire Robert Pattinson for the roleHe has more range
>>217987841Never trust that anon, he's known to be a prankster and always up to no good
>>217987874>>217987884>shows up briefly for some flashbacksThis is who they got for THE Rhaegar Targaryen btwDaemon is going to be played by a literal who actor
>>217988072Aren't everyone in the /dunk/ series literally-whos?
>>217985905This guy watched Cersei tear up Robert's will and testament and gave very little pushback at Robert sending assassins to kill Dany. He also threw a tantrum when he himself was dishonoured. He also went to serve the Mad Queen, Inbred Alien Dany. It can't be him. Honestly, Ned despite not being a Knight encompasses them better. Him or Edmure Tully, the one Lord of the Realms who was protecting the smallfolk.
>>217988072You can hire literally whos and still get awesome actorsDunk was a literally who and he's doing greatIn hotd they got Aegon and Aemond played by literally who and they did greatI'm SURE they can find someone who looks the part for Daemon
>>217985853Who if not Ser Duncan the Tall?
>>217988101Yeah AKOTSK doesn't have that kind of budgetIt's not like GOT relied on star power either besides Sean Bean who dies in the first season
>>217988138I could see henry doing it just for the love of the game
>>217987850>???
>>217988115They don't have to find someone who looks the part. The flashbacks will probably show him in full armor like the graphic novel.
>>217988072Temu Heath Ledger
My piss is orange nowadays
>>217988127Ned.>BraveYeah>JustOf course, maybe you disagree with some his judgements but ultimately he is fair handed and dealing to everyone>Young and InnocentNed is the only one who cares when they murder Micah, he protects Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella by not bringing the truth to Robert. He goes to Robert to see to Bara's needs (which sadly gets her killed, but that's not Ned's fault)>All WomenNed even goes out of his way to protect Cersei and feels sorry for her and wants her to leave so she won't be harmed (and her children) after everything.>StrongI'd say so.>WiseYeah, he raised his kids well and made good decisions. If he didn't rely on Cat, the North would have been ready for war more quickly. Even though he died, because he was Wise, Fair, Just, etc his whole life people still back him to their own detriment in many cases>Until he comesThe only time he faltered, when he (falsely) admitted to treason to protect Sansa and Arya, even then the earlier vows logically come first. >>217988127>BraveMore like impulsive. He was constantly stuttering and bowing his head like a BITCH when in the presence of Lords. He only hit Areon because he was drinking that strong Fossoway Cider.>JustApparently fucks the wife of the Lord of Tarth, ending his genetic line forever, and tricks him into raising his child. Doesn't sound very Just to me.(...)>WiseHe's a bit of a dumbass. I guess he has a common Wisdom.
>>217988242sorry to hear that
>>217988242Mine is ocean green
>>217988242Mine? As clear as a mountain spring.
>The Vaping Storm
>>217988242I have it pink as a maiden's head and thick as an aurochs' hide
>>217988249>He was constantly stutteringBeing brave doesn't mean having no fear, it means overcoming one's fear He could have tried to run away when the trial of 7 was declared, instead he decided to fight
Jan-Feb is a good time for a mini show like this, I hope they stick to it
>>217988300Yeah, because they'd kill him if he ran.
>>217988349Wont they kill him anyway?
>>217988349The idea is getting away and to essosHe's not the first person to escape execution like that
>>217985661I'm reading the graphic novels right now. What is with the insane jump in coloring quality from books 1&2 to book 3? The main artist remained the same.
>>217988423more time to draw it
>>217988249>Ned.Ned caused the harm of untold numbers of innocent people by refusing to deal with the Lannisters properly.>hurr i won't accept Renly's offer to put the treasonous royal family on house arrest, instead i will try to enact an armed coup in broad daylight when they know i'm coming and hope for the best surely it won't result in my death and a massive war
>>217985804don't kill yourself because you can't get laid bro. It's not worth it. Life has a lot of good stuff.
>>217985622i came in a fleshlight
>>217988528War was coming anyway.
>>217988616Return north, leave those southron fuckers to tear themselves apart on their own. Continue banging your hot Tully wife every night.
>>217987348All Starks are Nazis
>>217988667Boar was coming anyway.
>>217987701?is there a list of books somewhere ?
>>217988667Ned would've looked pretty silly in the history books if he was smart>eddard stark was chosen as king robert's hand, however he returned to his family after a few weeks>maesters agree he likely wanted to see his wife and crippled son, though grand maester pycelle suggests ned just got sick of robert's shit
>>217988667His hot Tully wife is the reason he went south in the first place. Lysa’s obsession with Baelish sets the whole thing off, Cat makes it worse. Then Edmure fucks up Robb’s battle plan. The Tullys are fucking useless.
>>217988795Edmure didn't fuck up anything, they made up the battleplan after the fact because they wanted to gaslight Edmure into marrying a Frey at a later time (this was all arranged in advance, despite the negotiations. We see a similar thing after the Blackwater when Mace proposes Margary marry Joffrey, even though it had been agreed behind the scenes.) The HEROIC Edmure went off to defend his people, the innocent, as any Knight should. It's not Edmure's fault he got saddled with a useless family.
>>217988795>Then Edmure fucks up Robb’s battle planThat was Robb's fault. Woman moment from Robb who expects Edmure to simply know the plan he has in mind without being told.
>>217985850You need to know a guy who knows a guy who can get you pussy, being a clueless incel will get you nowhere.
>>217987701No, there is the world of ice and fire as well, but that was mostly written by ran and Linda with grrm providing feedbackGrrm also wrote about the princess and the queen in the anthology, dangerous women, which was later expanded into a dance of dragons If you want any list probably try the blog wertzone
>>217988616Theirs a BOAR coming Ned
>>217985617Gods this world building is so retarded
>>217989042What's wrong with the oath, of all things?
>>217988940ok so :5 books for asoiaf3 little books for dunk1 book for fire & blood / the princess and the queen1 book for the world of ice and fireis it in the world of ice and fire that we have informations about the blackfyre ?
>>217989060Aside from the impossibility of living up to all seven morals perfectly? The Maid's is particularly stupid, and insists upon itself with the condition that ALL women are deserving of protection.
>>217989289you just might be retarded anon, have you seen the actual vows knights took?
>>217989060It reads like the best-hits of past cultures; the type of thing a history nerd like GRRM would be all about.Is it a huge problem? Nah, not really, but it contributes to making the world feel more cheesy, more like a GRRMs playground and less like an actual place.On its own it's not a big deal, but combined with shit like his rectangular and on-the-nose names, makes for an un-immersive experience.
>>217989367*rectangular maps It's obvious he just used two pieces of standard printer paper
outer-/tv/ seething is warming my bones
>>217989367>>217989409I can agree with the map looking like ass (westeros is fine even though it's copying england and ireland, but essos is REALLY boring in design) but the oath being similar to real world stuff doesn't make it feel any worse for me
Every sunday I'm hyped, and every sunday I'm disappointed when I remember the episode is 30 minutes
>>217989453>doesn't make it feel any worse for menor should it But I think GRRMs world building isn't as strong as other fantasy authors, so it's fun to poke fun at it.But it hasn't stopped me from enjoying this new show, I'm not that autistic.
>>217985622aagghh...
Place your bets.Who is going to win? And which of the knights might die?
>>217985622I went to an arcade with a couple of my friends and drank cider
>>217990369link the polymarket odds
>>217986177Not too peculiar Bloodraven is cool
>>217990379I can't, the site is blocked in my country. :(
>>217989655So which authors do have stronger world building than GRRM? And don't say Tolkien because apart from the languages, his world would fall apart if looked at as closely as GRRMs is.I've noticed that because GRRM goes really granular, people criticize him about really granular stuff and other authors don't so they get get a pass with softball criticism.
>>217990435jordon, wolfe, hoob, hell even with the newer ones butchers world is so much more intricate and fleshed out, gurm is fine his prose is magnificent, he can tell a very entertaining yarn, he's great but his world building is average to say the least.
SHE BORE THE TITS
when is knight of the seven kingdoms s01e05 webrip coming out?
>>217990608after the episode comes out, in 12 hours
>>217988072In Star Wars:The Old Republic mmo this dude replaced the actor playing Baelor as the imperial agent voice actor.
>>217990608for us Europoors like with most shows it's after 3 or 4 in the morning, maybe 5. I might stay up since the episodes themselves aren't long
>>217990435Kim Stanley Robinson.
I've drank my way through Valentines weekend, and drinking cider and wine while watching /dunk/ will be a nice cap to it.
>>217985617>>In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all women.I know the last 4 aren't canonical but if this one is the headcanonnest of them all given how much rape knights do in ASOIAF
>>217990790are you this stupid? thats the entire point of the fucking story, the "rules" don't matter, its just fancy window dressing for the fucked up shit the powerful do. Wtf? do you think the oaths are some magical bond or something?
>>217990993I mean, you're not wrong, but it's also redundant given>In the name of the Mother I charge you to defend the young and innocent.The pledge for the maid would most likely be something about being chaste as a knight (i.e. not having sex outside of marriage)
Any predictions for the trial of 7 in terms of how they make the fight play out? I reckon dunk gets pieced up early but gets the takedown for ground and pound
>>217991077eh you aren't wrong, maybe something like>In the name of maiden I charge you to be chaste
>>217991208we know how it goes so kinda funny to ask how it goes, we know how it goes
>>217990790>given how much rape knights do in ASOIAFWoah, it's almost as if the point of the story is that Dunk is the only true knight even though he's the only one who did not take the oath
>>217991208dunk gets clocked, we get a ton of flashback as he briefly blacks out, wakes up in the mud about to get put down, someone saves him, then he fleabottom specials aerion
>>217985853>>217985891Jamie might actually be the right answer, at least for feats we actually saw happen.>BraveCharged a dragon on horseback with a lance>JustHelped Tyrion escape his unfair execution, charged Brienne to protect the remaining Stark girls from Cersei>Defend the young and innocentBroke his oath to save the people of Kings Landing>Protect all womenJumped into a bear pit to save Brienne unarmed and with one hand>StrongLost all his children, his father, and almost everything he ever cared about and is still trying to make up for his past sins and be a better man>WiseUnderstood the gravity of the White Walker threat, refused to abandon Winterfell, realized how much he had allowed Cersei to poison his mind(before they character assassinated him)>Hold these vows until deathWould have done so if they had allowed him to fight to the death against the night king, would have been full circle knightkino.
>>217991215Knights were expected to have children though, some were landed, a vow of chastity makes little sense
>>217991077maybe >in the name of maiden I charge you to be kind
>>217990790despite how common it was, it may surprise you to know that it wasn't actually okay for them to do that
>>217991254chastity isn't the same in this world, it means sex before marriage
>>217991234>>217991247Obviously we know how it goes in the books im.saying how will they write the fight as it will clearly be a long detailed fight unlike the book
>>217991273No, they have oaths of chastity and we know not one but two military organizations that take them in asoiaf
>>217991300but the results will be the same, hence kinda dumb to ask this question, you are asking for an imaginary blow by blow account of the fight which we will get in 10 hours
>>217991312>in the name of maiden I charge you to honor the vows of marriageok?
>>217991330hows that in any way related to knighthood?
>>217991354honor? I'm just trying to figure out to make the maiden part work, you do better, all I see is criticism, haven't seen a single attempt by you to come up with something
>>217991247>someone saves himRaymun saves him, he clobbers Aerion in the head from atop his horse
>>217991392if protecting them is too reduntant, something about respecting them as you would a lady/the maid herself.We do see that knights are expected to be nice polite people. even though they mostly arent
So in the books the manlet Aerion whoops on Dunk at the start of the fight?For being 7 foot dunk is a bit of a pussy
>>217991430so phrase that in a way that sounds old timey and flows nicely in with the rest of it,. I thought of that but so far I can't come up with a nice succinct line that works well with the rest. If you've got something go ahead.
>>217991208They're probably going to draw it out with a flashback to establish Dunk as a young brawler. They'll have a lot of build up and I could see them only beginning the fight 10-20 mins in, then cut to the other fighters (which I wouldn't be a fan of). Dunk will lose his helmet earlier, maybe because his helmet fills with mud, and the episode will end with him squaring up to Aerion.
>>217991453no he just wins the joust, because Dunk can't joust, he's shit at it, put him on his feet and a sword in his hand and you are fucked
>>217991453he doesn't know how to joustiirc its literally just>get btfo his horse in the joust>lay in the mud half conscious >aerion prances up planning to end him rightly>dunk beats the piss out of him in the mud
so when is the premiere of ep5
>>217991503bout 10 hours now
>>217991497>end him rightlyHe was going to throw his pommel at him? monstrous.
Its actually crazy if you think about how heavily this trial favours dunk and he still almost loses and gets carried.Team Dunk >Ser Duncan the Tall a literal giant>Prince Baelor Targaryen : absolute beast and.arguably the best fighter on the field and none of the kingsguard are allowed to attack him>Ser Lyonel Baratheon: Absolute beast and one of the best warriors of the time>Ser Raymun Fossoway: Weak lunk but stalwart and capable >Ser Humfrey Beesbury: Absolute beast on a similar level to kingsguard>Ser Humfrey Hardyng: Another weak link due to broken.leg>Ser Robyn Rhysling: Great.fighter and better than the kingsguard.All of that vs Aerion, his drunk coward brother, his good fighter dad and a mid kingsguard who arent allowed to attack Baelor
>Dexter, the cursing wasn't in the script!
>>217991626https://youtu.be/RVQSMI-9T3Q?t=16
>>217991620The dragon, simply put, was never meant to lose.
>>217991626cant anyone of you sickos make an AI avatar of a girl, pretend to be one and message him in social media to ask about stuff
Who do the book readers think will be in Dunks Kingsguard
>>217991620>dunk: no idea how to joust at this level>raymun: a squire literally 5 minutes ago>hardying: dead weight the second he is unhorsed>lyonel: doesn't care about dunk is kinda just in this for funbaelor, beesbury and robyn are dunks actual fighters. and beesbury and robyn are not on par with the kingsguard.
>>217991663Lyonel is better.than anyone in that kingsguard and obviously is taking aright seriousZero proof Beesbury and Robyn.are better than that kingsguard
>>217991655Yes retard, we are going to try to catfish a toddler, that's a great idea
>>217985622Jacked off to bessie and her tits
>>217991620Anon, the cards are stacked against Dunk, Daeron is the only bad fighter in Aerion's teamOne of Dunk's knights has a broken fucking leg
>>217991697esl or phoneposter, call it
>>217991756Third option: a God
>>217991734More than half of aerions team isnt allowed to fight Baelor and at a minimum lyonel Baelor and Rosling are better than anyone on Aerions team
>>217991655>pretending to be a girl to seduce a 10 year old just for asoiaf lore
>>217991620>mid kingsguardlol no but you still have a point
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>>217991655Lord Bloodraven? Memory wipe this guy and send him to the wall.
>>217985638Become a Christian, say you saved yourself for marriage, go to church and find a nice 21 year old virgin. If you actually praise God, they’ll be down
