I like smiling EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>217984303
star trek sex with shran
>>217997914how do you do this? it shouldn't be possible
>>217997908Strange New Worlds isn't the bottom of the barrel. Let that sink in.
all killed within one day of speaking to me :(
>>217997950it's podsible by the power vested in me by my true and honest love of Shran
>>217997957I think Academy might be the worst one yet, which is impressive in a sad, broken way.
>>217997908I like freight and freighter related discussion
>>217997977CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE SHRANI'M GOING WHERE THE SHRAN WILL TAKE ME
>>217997977I understand
If we ever get a wave of people that think being a nerd is "quirky" and play dressup like Scott Pilgrim wearing a pacman t-shirt it's going to start off with getting someone to atone for the sins of Alex Kurtzman and what the fuck he has done to this seriesIn a world where people care about science fiction and don't just think being a nerd means owning a Spock car decal this man would've been excommunicated
>>217998048Blaming Kurtzman for killing trek is like blaming a wolf for killing your sheep. It's just what he does by nature.
>>217998007I can't even bring myself to watch reviews of Academy. I'm sure it's horrible from just the images I've seen. At least STD was boring. Star Trek is supposed to be a little bit boring.
>>217998045God.Because of page and constant lesbo shilling all I can think of when seeing girks with that haircut are gross reverse traps and them having a rotdog made of thigh flesh
>>217998294That'll be all.
>>217997957The fuck does it want this time
>>217998321How droll
>>217998294its mandatory shore leave for you ensign, 2 weeks minimum, jfc
>>217998352Anons have been court marshalled for less.
/trek/ should take a stand against bullying. What happened last thread was inexcusable.
>>217998007Everything about Academy screams "We want to repel as many viewers as possible for a tax writeoff". They stuffed the writing room full of pampered millennials who can only write stories about themselves. And one episode is enough to tell any classic Trekkie to take a hike. It was made for nobody and that's why it gets lower ratings than 30 year old sitcoms.
>>217997977he de most, de MOST sexy man
>>217998291Must be weird to be born on a starship and never set foot on a planet.
>>217998514I bet she beamed down at some point in all the days we didn't see.
Picard looks so stupid and out of place in his jacket.
>>217998541yeah idk why they kept putting these desiccated mummies in leather jackets in the nushit
>>217998514Why? They don't know any different.
>>217998514Must be weird that the guy who babysits you has canonically dated 2 yr olds.
Do Star Trek and Alien happen in the same universe?
>>217998439the bullying will continue until post quality improves
>>217998618No but Alien and Blade Runner kinda maybe do
>>217998535Even if she didn't she still knows what "outside" sorta feels like, she does holodeck programs with these dorks.
>>217998656what must be weird is living in a world where childrens fiction is less magically than reality
/trek/, you're dismissed.
>>217997908I need a new scifi show. Voyager is the last trek i havent seen all of yet, and Im stuck on season 2 because its boring me to tears.Recommendations?Ive seen all of SG1, Farscape, Firefly. Didnt care for Battlestar Galactica. Not going to watch Stargate Atlantis because of Momoa. Is Babylon 5 worth a shot? It looks fucking corny.
>>217998761skip to voyager s5
>>217998761immediately get to the end of S2 and see what you think. thats kind of vital. second half of S2 is maybe the best concentration of great eps in the series.
>>217998761Babylon 5 is fucking amazing. Corny my ass, it's on the same level as DS9.
>>217998761Watch Red Dwarf
Trevis
>>217998761The Orville.
>>217998761>Not going to watch Stargate Atlantis because of Momoa.Kek, what's with this? It's probably his best role.I'd understand if you said the brown woman or the leaf.
>>217998761altered carbondon't bother with season 2 though
>>217998761I got you bruh
Its crazy how much better this thread is compared to the last one.
>>217998791I'll get there. Eventually>>217998824Will check it out then.>>217998837Bri'ish space bum comedy? I dunno man.>>217998907He irks me in everything he's in. Especially GoT.
>>217998761Gerry Anderson's Thunderbirds
>>217998907Ew they had on of those disgusting inferior creatures on Stargate.If I had my way I would routinely d them all up put them on a truck and ship them back to Canada.Fucking maple tree fucking overly polite bastards.Milkbagians should hang.
Please just give reigns of the IP over to someone who cares, I’m tired. How, how, HOW is K-Man allowed to constantly try, fail, and re-try so many times??
Why are all the good sci-fi shows Western? Korean TV and music is so popular right now, do they make any good sci-fi?
>>217999050Hopeful exploration on a big scale is kind of an anglo thing
>>217998996>Bri'ish space bum comedy? I dunno man.watch the episode The Inquisitor>Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, Kryten and Cat find a trip out on a Starbug cut short when they are returned to Red Dwarf. The group discover it to be the work of The Inquisitor – a self-repairing simulant who survived until the end of time, concluded that, as there was no God, the only point of existence was to lead a worthwhile life and is now time-travelling throughout history to judge all, removing from existence all he has judged unworthy of existence and replacing with others who could have been conceived in their places.
>>217998761Gerry Anderson's Space Precinct 2040
>>217999050Japan used to, and to some degree still does, make some pretty based live action stuff.The Ultra series have some kino.
>>217999117Is the movie written by Anno any good? I don't trust him since the Eva reboots and I'm sorry if this is off topic.
>>217998761Gerry Anderson's Space:1999
>>217999089Why is that? The USSRooskies dont make scifi shows but have a huge history an inspiring space program. A bunch of other Euros (Portugese, Spanish, Dutch, etc) had rich and storied histories of exploration, so where's their scifi?
>>217998514>Must be weird to be born on a starship and never set foot on a planet.It's kind of like living in an RV.
was does this cunt talk about everything except star trek?
https://youtu.be/A5kWJ07wankOne day we'll be able to make better shows. Just hold on til then and don't let it die.
>>217998761Gerry Anderson's Lavender Castle
>>217999164Haven't watched, but I don't think it was anything special.
>>217999215Who is your favorite captain and why? What about the one you like the least?
>>217999176ussr>we dont make space fantasy comrade. we send man to space. no one there to to join our glorious union. we dont need space ship on television ivan: how we have time to fit in all our propaganda?spain>eh pablo you want to write tv show about space? or shall we fuck my cousin and sunbathe?dutch>we are so very sorry for our imperialist ways. we make no trouble now and bury our dreams and desires until we have nothing to live for but clogs and muesli
>>217998907the leaf actually liked his role and the show itself, that's infinitely more based than most trek actors who couldn't give less of a shit as long as they're paid
>>217999217Imagine watching someone else’s fan-AI slop. It’s like reading fanfiction
>>217999342I read fanfiction all the time. Dr. Crusher orders Troi to report to her quarters for a special examination.
>>217999176they burnt out and imploded culturally after ww2, like pretty much everyone did. the only ones who came out on top relatively unscathed were the US and somehow japan, despite being nuked twice. i can't think of anything culturally relevant that's happening in the entirety of europe aside from the immigration crisis that reached its peak in the 2010s
>>217999278Jelico, obviously the best
>>217999423for me its maxwell
>>217999402Japan wasn’t culturally relevant before WWII. It all went according to plan
>>217999328I agree but he's actually too good at it and a little McKay goes a long way.
>>217999278Picard is my definition of a professional, capable man in control of the situation. The worst is probably Janeway, overly emotional and always making really bad decisions that ultimately impact her less than others because she has no life and no hope of a life. Jellico was obviously a terrible officer as well that people pretend to like out of pure contrarianism or because they've never been in charge of people before, but I don't really consider him a real captain. He's in the same category as the Equinox guy, only remembered because his episode was better.
>>217999278My favorite is Sisko. He's intense, intelligent, clever, thoughtful, vengeful, moody, compassionate. He's got faults but still shows great character. He feels the most human to me.Least favorite? Janeway. Zero redeeming qualities imo. Talks like a stage-turned-film actor from the mid-20th century, like whatshername from On Golden Pond or something. Drives me up the fucking wall.
>>217999514>Talks like a stage-turned-film actor from the mid-20th centurythis is a positive thing. i wish we had some fucking stage actors instead of these cardboard cutout literal whos with no charisma or screen presence
do they just let you get away with abduction and reckless endangerment if you talk funny?
>>217999692The UFP lets people get away with horrific crimes and acts of war all the time with basically no consequences.
>>217999692Why didn’t he try to speak picards language? He obviously understood him
>>217999747Their entire language is dumb. The stories and metaphors are being expressed in an underlying language or else they wouldn't know what 'walls' are or what it means for them to 'fall', most retarded and overrated episode in all of Star Trek
What were they going to do if Replicant Miles surrendered alive? It would be another Measure of Man situation whether or night to give him a trial or deactivate him.
>>217999774It’s basically just brainrot speak when you think about it
>>217999692Aliens seem very particular. Its like that episode with the termite people who wanted Picard to learn an introduction in their language perfectly. There really should be an anthropologist on board the enterprise. All the experts were probably scared away when they heard they were expendable to the plot.
>>217999786Summarily execute him
>>217999786was this before or after he replaced himself with himself from a few hours ahead in the future?
>>217999829I think it’s funny in Darmok when Riker asks Worf for his insight on why Picard was taken and he immediately says it’s a fight to the death with literally nothing to suggest that.
>>217997908Tuvix lost all goodwill with the Voyager crew when he revealed himself to be self centered
>>217999692Marklar?
>>217999774Not understanding that their language is a metaphor is as hard as anyone can possibly miss the point. I remember the 3rd or 4th time I saw this episode in order and they were babbling on their bridge at the beginning of the episode and just started laughing with them when they shook their heads at how fucking dumb the Enterprise crew was. There's something beyond language being expressed by the episode itself. LIKE A METAPHOR, LIKE IN THE EPISODE. Suddenly all the gobbledygook technobabble that they speak on the bridge seemed hilarious and dumb to me and the aliens were able to perfectly spoof that with their goofy way of talking. Shaka when the walls fell indeed. At least for me. It's like:>Idiocracy, when Not Sure tried to explain things to retards
>>217999829the awkward grovelling is the point. no one should be too good at apologizing or mimicking other cultures. its a huge red flag
>>217999829>There really should be an anthropologist on board the enterprise.If they could have bullshit like Cetacean Ops they certainly had an Anthropological team.
>>217999948They had a fiction expert for some reason in that noir holodeck episode.
>>217999937No, it's just dumb theater kid writing. People who don't understand anything try to write about anything and they screw it up.
>>217999937I meant to say that the Enterprises technobabble seemed hilarious and dumb, not the aliens.
>>217999937they coulda just drew a stick figure doodle of the captains fighting a monster and then being friends after yaknow
>>217999786only the true miles could live with keiko without killing himself>>217999874seasonish before
>>218000000o mai wa checked
>>217999995>>218000006Just now discussing it (and getting a glorious GET), I realized something else about the episode. The way it makes sense is if the aliens are like twice as smart as the Enterprise crew. It's like adults trying to teach children about complexity. You can't just constantly talk the way the children and toddlers do or they will never learn anything. You have to attempt to get them to make a huge leap of understanding, and that's what the aliens were trying to do to the Enterprise and Picard. They were attempting to educate a much dumber people. Very noble of them.
>>218000000checc'd
>>218000000Thread: derailed look at dem digits
>>218000000Shaka when the digits fell
>>218000099
>>218000020What’s wrong with Keiko? She a freak. Seems like a fun wife.
pon farr is imminent. i need a get to satisfy my urges.
>>218000000anon, his numbers repeating.
Realistically how would you escape from t'pol during pon farr? She's not just smarter than the rest of the crew, but physically stronger. It would be like trying to get away from a xenomorph. She's strong enough to easily defeat any human male in hand to hand, so once she gets ahold of you there's really nothing to do but get raped.
>>218000150am i gonna have to fight a nigga?
>>218000141DS9 newbie here and Canon Keiko is nothing like meme Keiko so far. And the fact that she's still meme'd as this shrill harpie shows how few posters are actually married.
>>217999692Yeah this episode is circlejerked and perhaps over-loved–but for a reason, it synthesizes and concentrates the point of Star Trek. To slow down and learn. Not to go everywhere guns-a-blazing. It really is the complete opposite of nutrek
>>218000203Just act like a spastic retard enough that she is turned completely dry
>>218000215
>>218000245
>>218000223In my mind Keiko’s biggest flaw is being ambiguously obsessed with botany whenever she needs to be written off the show.
>>218000243Turn your monitor on.
>>218000273
>>218000296
>>218000223Her and Miles are honestly one of the most realistic depictions of what it's like to be married i've seen on television. They're not constantly drooling over each other or acting like teenagers in love but theirs enough affection between them where you can tell they truly love and care for each other, they feel like actual partners in an adult relationship.
>>218000203i would just fuck her. they arent like klingons, its not dangerous. phlox being a prude about it was completely out of character. she should have been stuck with archer somehow.
>>218000273could easily be shooped into a Spock ishygddt
>>218000315maybe i am destined to remain a virgin
>>218000327That's incredibly sad because I don't see the affection at all.
>>218000349oh well i'll always have /trek/
>>218000353love was created by disney
>>218000353Miles was hella turned on when Keiko was acting all weird and evil while possessed by the wraith, the implication being that it's not out of the norm for her them to role play in bed, if that ain't love I don' know what is.
>>218000327It's nonverbal affection like having Miles' dinner ready when he got off work. And Miles looked ready to kill Julian that time he asked if his marriage was in trouble. The one where they were trapped in a broom closet together.
>>218000380Nope, I feel intense love for my wife. Works on my machine. -tumbs up-
there is no love in the star trek universe because that would imply desire and desire leads to other emotions which would threaten the sanctity of the orwellian state in roddenberrys future. there is no utopia. everyone has a common law wife with whom they create offspring for the good of the colonies. you worked for an overarching goverment that allows you nothing of yourself and treats you like a commodity.
>>218000470We know its you feral historian
sub rosa now airing on pluto. love this shit
>>218000470Unless you’re on a flagship federation starship in which case you date at least one or two people of the opposite (or even same, now) sex for at least a season or two
>>218000488Who?
>Reed married a child IRLwtf
>>218000574And people think Romantacy is this new genre that magically appeared with Twilight.
>>217999995way to admit you didn't get itit was quite literally ahead of its time
>>218000386Keiko tries to get him to fuck pregnant Kira too. She a real freaky deeky
>>218000642
>>218000203>She's ... smarter than the rest of the crewnot during pon farr
>>218000614kekCool that the ENT crew went to the wedding though, nice to know they’re all that close IRL
>>218000614>gets married at 64
Miles would have literally died if it wasn't for Keiko
Did Sloan ever do anything that was actually evil? They seem to hate him for being right.
>>218000729>she looks half thathe could probably become a father at 70
>>218000642they should have been a throuple
>>218000775Reed alert, she’s a BADDIE
i like how the scottish navigated the nuclear holocaust so well that they came out with their own deep space colony
>>218000758it depends how you feel about using biological weapons to destroy existenstial threats
>>218000799meanwhile the french language was fucking obliterated from existence
>>218000775>brown:(
>>218000823it's fine
>>218000775Hope she has a nice bum!
>>218000829>a latinx half your age wants to marry you and you turn her down to make Nick Fuentes happy for some reason
>>218000859Literally who?
>>218000842then sloan did nothing wrong
bruhs HELP https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/startrekraces
>>218000678Keating and Trinneer's old podcast was pretty cool and they barely talked to anyone involved with nutrek on it.Apparently they've been doing a watch through of ENT on their new one.
>Allamaraine, count to four>Allamaraine, then three more>Allamaraine, if you can see>Allamaraine, you'll come with me
>>218000890/comfy/
>>218000902>Considered one of the worst episodes of all of Star Trek>Mike and Rich loved itwhy don't they "get" Star Trek?
>>218000886>hudak>donik>loskeneno clue who these guys are, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were from TOS
>>218000933ENT, VOY and TOS respectivelyLoskene is the Tholian from The Tholian WebYou should know that you UTTER pleb.
>>218000931That was 30 years ago. People just getting into Trek tend to find Move Along Home a humorous departure from the typical DS9 story.
>>218000592unless you're geordie
>>218000736It was weird for them to have that ending. "No, I always drink coffee this late." Kind of turned the whole "I know my husband" thing on its head.
>>218000799They became engineers again and bartered their way into a colony? Scots would love a nuclear holocaust because they would have more subjects to sing about. The defacto national anthem is about seeing the Scottish spirit rise again as if nowadays we weren't worth shit (which is true).
should I read the Shatner star trek books?I don't know why the Roddenberry estate allows him to do itThey're very forgiving on this and any fan shows made on Trek.The anti-Tolkeins. Very strange stuff.
>>218000629I mean, bodice ripper trash goes back to the 19th century. It's more just the strain of it we're seeing in the current zeigeist.
>>218000993it wasn't weird it's a thing they do in tv shows all the fucking time called a light-hearted ending you'd know that if you weren't a fucking literal alien
>>218001010I don't know about those, but the Garak DS9 book written by the actor is actually really good.
>>218001032Why did that upset you so much? It was just weird to turn the whole reason for the investigation into a joke. Would have been nicer if Keiko really did know who her husband was.
>>218001061>Why did that upset you so much?because you replied to my post and so I was compelled to read it only to discover it was just nonsense posted by a drooling retard
My family asked if I've seen the new show today.They're always felating Nu Trek shows and I keep my mouth shut, this time I got the first word so I told them it looks infantile and poorly made.Feels good that I won't have to spend years keeping my mouth shut about this show.
>>218001106That's weird anon
>>218001010by most accounts the books are worth reading if you enjoying reading. im no expert but im pretty sure there is a lot less restrictions on the books because it started as a tv series. if star trek started as books no one would be allow to write in the universe without permission.
>>218001247/trek/ has been really angry and hateful lately. Don't take it personally.
>>218001287no, i'm always like that
>>218001314>>218001287oh, also, you should take it personally. it was an actually really retarded thing to say.
>>218000642that was a trap
>>218000965the last time I saw TOS was on VHS at my parent's house. I've never gotten around to re-watching it
>>218001314>>218001334Why are you like this? It is really unpleasant.
>>218001354no it isn't. i'm enjoying myself.
i just want to say i hate all of you and it is personal. and ds9 sucks
>>218001010>They're very forgiving on this and any fan shows made on Trek.>What are literally any of the fanmade projects that get shitcanned right before they get underway
>>218001392but there's loadshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7kfyMmlkdY
Do the Wadi ever show up again?
>"I'm Ferengi, bitch.">*makes all your latinum disappear*
>>218001368lol based as fuck
>>218001418no
>>218001418no and it's never answered how the Dominion/Founders regarded all the Gamma Quadrant freaks you meet in the first couple seasons when later on you see them blighting planets and hear about them enslaving others and stuff. like what about the Hunters? did they have some kind of arrangement with them to use their genetic engineering science to make Tosks? who knows.
Is it true that there are no zips in the star trek? does that mean picard has to pull down his trousers every time he takes a piss?
>>218001368Kek based
>>218001459doesnt matter because ds9 sucks anyway
>>218001474yeahhe pulls them all the way down to his ankles too
>>218001474>Is it true that there are no zips in the star trek?Sulu was in TOS.
Drew some more Borg, I like the idea that nanoprobes don't have one form, but instead a huge host of unique nanoprobes are injected upon assimilation, which link together to build implants within the assimilee as well as link with various tissues and organic systems to facilitate DNA re-encoding and restructuring.
>>218001368based and redpilled
>>218001459tosks were the conceptual prototype for jems>genetically engineered servile lizard race that can turn invisible and has a strict code of honor regarding its purpose in society
>>218001531uh aren't they literally the prototype for hirogen>Reptilian>Entire culture is about THE HUNT>Never stay in one place, all they care about is hunting only difference is they keep it within their race whilst Hirogen afflict it upon others
>>218001507Looking good, Anon. I like his tiny little saw lol
PEPPERMINT TEA.HOT!
>>218001474The zippers are hidden from the cameras to make the uniforms more futuristic. It’s not as dumb as the “No paper in Star Wars” rule.
>>218001507Very cool art anon, I like the idea of the Borg interfacing more mechanically like that. It also makes me think that they could swap out whole body parts on the fly for various functions too, it'd give a reason as to why some of them get claw hands and others don't.
>>218000000
>>218001589Gotta have the tiny saw!>>218001611That's essentially my thinking. Borg drones being constantly cybernetically and organically altered according to the needs of the "tissues" of the Collective that they are embedded in, continuing the analogy of Borg drones being like cells inside a vast organism.
being a fan of star trek in 2026 is like being the victim of ongoing rapeI don't even think anybody watches nu trek so why does it keep getting made?
>>217998761SeaQuest DSV. Its Trek-esque in a deep sea setting instead of deep space. Has aliens and monsters, etc... even the theme is very Trek likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfUJtbtNqu8&list=RDCfUJtbtNqu8&start_radio=1
I liked Giamatti's interview on Connor Trineer and the English faggot's podcast
>>218001691can you PLEASE fuck off and go post this in the comment section of whatever youtube video you came from where it belongs?
>>218001691academy is better than ds9 and ent the characters are way more likeable same with lower decks
>>217997908Fucking kino wholesome episode. Wish there was a mini arc where retard Tuvok was around for a few episodes before being cured
>>217998761Gene Roddenberry has two post-humous sci-fi shows
>>218001802ever since Seven joined the show his entire originality was completely eclipsed by herBut she had the Vulcan autism on top of a nice ass and DD titsTerrible shame. I loved Tuvok. He was so underutilised for the 2nd half of the show.
I actually forgot about Star Trek
remember when Tim Russ was some random Klingon with barely any screen time in a Dax episode and he was the best thing about it?
>>218001784>>218001800organic
>>218001834Nah, he still has his main function in the later seasons which isn't even being the token VulcanHe's more of a first officer than Chakotay is, always was too. He's the one Janeway goes to for advice.
>>218000000Commander tell me about your sexual digits.
this is honestly the best thread we've had in a while
>>218001917you keep saying this, but it's the same as any other
>>218001474No one goes number 1 and number 2 anymore. It just gets transported out of you.
>>218000000blessed thread
name my band
>>218001890yes the ds9 hater is actually organic you'd know that if you weren't a fucking newfag. I swear to god you guys watched some fucking faggot chud on youtube made about being mad that there's a black women in star trek and came here to 4chan thinking you'd be in good company when in reality we don't give a flying fuck about nutrek and NO ONE was talking about it except ONE mentally ill troll IRONICALLY before all of you fucking retards showed up
>>218002057The Bliptown Skips
>>218001800>>218001784don't you have trans cock to suck?
>>218002072kek based oldfag
it's actually kind of fucking mindblowing and insane that these newfags put the troon out of business. you can't troll the thread by posting nutrek when anymore when everyone is talking about it unironically.
>>217997908
>gets his wife killed by the borg>puts his new wife in prison>gets his best friend killed by pa wraiths>lets a pa wraith try to murder his son>gets his whole ass space station occupied by whoever shows up including common criminals
>>218002137>>218002072hating on nutrek has been a thing in this general since nutrek came outyou're the new fags or purposefully in denial(or even worse: actual homosexuals)
what a Qt
>>218002173How long have you been posting here if you don't mind me asking I am just now making my way through TNG.
DS9fags soured that series for me.
>>218002239this they are such faggots the whole series is so overrated
Well /trek/?
>>218002057barbershop quarktet (and worf)
>>2180022864 and 7
>>218002286I love the bolo ties. Is that just a Quark thing or a Ferengi thing?
>>218002072>>218002137everyone can tell what you're doing, newfag
>>2180022867>6>8>4>9>2>1>3>5
i love aliens that wear fruity little outfits
>>218002286The costume department was firing on all cylinders back in the 90s. Literally zero (0) of that talent translates to the JJ movies or any of the new Kurtzman trek.
>>218002286I've always been a big fan of his #2 outfit#3, #6, and #7 are not bad either
>>217997908Wesley Crusher, Tom Paris, Harry Kim, Icheb and Q Jr are relentlessly handsome.
Tell me Anon, are the newfags in the room with us right now?
>>2180022861: Olivetown Skrib2: Mangerine Arlo3. Tenaberry Cashmere4. Krilbex Klew5. Alamaraine Horizon6. Acrid Chormbel7. Grubtown Wibble8. Charmel Storb9: Walston Flip
>>218002312You have excellent taste. 4, 5, and 7 are my faves. >>218002320Maybe just Quark? He seems to always be the most flamboyantly dressed Ferengi, at least color-wise.
>>217998027My favorite thing about Archer is him being railroaded into making a toast with alien species, then being visibly disgusted with the drink.
>>218002233Around when disco was coming out on and off
Happy Valentine's Day, /trek/!
I still feel cheated out of my b-plot fishing episode with Jake, Nog, and Alexander. Call it something like The Three Sturgeons or some goofy joke title.>Jake likes it because it's relaxing>Nog likes it because he can passively catch the fish while studying and sell them for a profit>Alexander likes it because it's kind of like hunting but it's more his speed, and it teaches patienceI have no idea what the A-Plot would be about or why they'd be stuck together fishing though
>>218002363They went all out because otherwise they only did Starfleet Uniforms or alien uniforms
>>218002436>He seems to always be the most flamboyantly dressed Ferengi, at least color-wise.Brunt is just as flamboyant and he always wears a gold pressed latinum bar around his neck which is hilarious to me
>>218002432>Grubtown Wibblejej
>>218002486You're a bit late
>>218002516I figured everyone would be out on the actual holiday.
>>218002448Woah you must be one of the oldest and most consistent posters here. What's your favorite Trek show I was wondering what to watch after TNG. DS9 seems like it is mixed and I am afraid try TOS because it looks dated.
>>218002538NTA, but ya GOTTA watch TOS and the TOS Movies.The TOS Movies strangely do not seem dated. They have some weird Liminal Time feeling. Dreamlike.
>>218002538I watched tos last, it is dated The tos movies are far and away better than tosLogical progression is tng ds9 voy then whatever
>>218002504Isnt he always in the same (mostly) red outfit though? Quark always seems 'extra' for some reason. Lots of clashing colors maybe.
>>218002601yes he is but i like his pants with the gold buttons down the side they remind me of my favorite wrestler
>>218002562>>218002585I will check out The Cage first and then maybe check out the show after. Thanks guys.
>>218002538TOS is incredible. Don't listen to these zero taste plebs -- the idea of whether something is, or isn't dated is fucking retarded.The writing is timeless and the TOS depictions of Kirk, Spock, etc, are far more nuanced and interesting than their movie iterations which get by almost entirely on charm.TOS writing is so sharp compared to slop made today that it genuinely seems futuristic. Hell, humanity being literate will be science fiction in about 30-40 years at the rate we're going.
would you wear this
>>218002666TOS was ahead of its time. Same way you can catch one of those old Twilight Zone episodes and be absolutely enamored by how philosophical and interesting the story is, and just how well it’s lit and shot and produced. Especially compared to the pure bullshit that is pumped out today
>>218002680Only if it had Dukat and the caption UNAPPRECIATED Man
>>218002536not me ;_;
>>218002562>NTAhe's not an asshole. YTA!
>>218002827QAPLAH!
>>218002536I had wine and charcuterie with my wife and one of the charcuterie items was a blood sausage. I felt appropriately Klingon.
Why does he dress like a black guy in the 90s?
>>218003067he had BBC
>>218003067Because Neelix is a real nigga
>>218002666Tbf It does have more low brow.
>>218003211Don't be like a NuTrek slopper and pretend the exception is the rule.
>>218003257watching Kirk lampshade a philosophical question by fucking it gets old
I didn't think it could get worse but
>>218003067how many black guys dressed like chefs in the 90's
>>218003211>wife bad amirite fellow boomers?They really were ahead of their time.
>>218003336that literally doesn't happen, your brain has been rotted by the flanderization of kirk in modern media
>>218003336>by fucking itYikes. Kirk Drift secondary. Embarrassing.
>>218003067He got in touch with his roots and now goes by the name Mohammad Shafar Khalif.
>>218003498Actually watch the show. Much of the plot is driven by lust for Kirk in otherwise good episodes. Fake fan.
>>218003467At least two
>>218003551nopeyou're too obvious
>>218003625ok then
>>2180022864 is my favorite, he looks like he's going to a Miami nightclub
why are starfleet captains so eager to self-destruct? It’s crazy how often it happens when the alternative isn’t even “worse than death” it’s like a kinda mean alien getting access to your ship. They never ask the crew either. It seems completely contrary to the morals of starfleet to respect life in its entirety
>>218003860Are they not literally trained to be ready to sacrifice their lives if the situation calls for it?
>>218003860>hostile alien force gets its hands on Starfleet tech>billions die
>>217997908why does ds9 have the best side characters?>brunt>dukat>garaki love these niggas so much, and when they happen to be in the episode for longer than 2 minutes, i know im in for kino
>>218003998DS9 easily has the best cast of characters of any Star Trek. Garak, Dukat, and Quark are some of my favorite characters of all time.
>>218003998because ds9 isnt episodic
>>218003906Including the children?
Weyoun is the best character thougheverbeit
>>218003860>why are starfleet captains so eager to self-destruct?it funi
>>218003067lol youre right.I think its because the chef hat he wears is 90s patterned instead of white its reminiscent of those hats black guys wore back then if they had dreads and were into the afro/carib/rasta look. Neelix looks like he'd listen to De La Soul
scary episode
>>218004190>Fear of a Black HatThat could've been so good if they'd been smart enough to play it 100% straight deadpan, instead of the one guy constantly mugging
>>218003551They lust for Kirk but he always does the right thing. There's implied Kirk sex twice in over 60 episodes, once is with a woman of long association and the other is a honeydick situation where he's trying to save the ship. He almost never defeats a problem by fucking it and he only uses romance as a weapon maybe 10% of the time.
>>218003998Winn is only in 14 episodes.14 episodes and more depth than Woof got on TNG.
>>218004414I was being metaphorical issac autismo
>>218004437yeah, but nurse ratched is a GOATED actress. boy did she play a truly despicable character(i still rooted for her anyway)
>>218004451It's called "mischaracterization," what you were doing.
>>218004501Cry about it.
>>218004532I'll settle for pointing out how you're wrong instead.
A fucking blue barrel
>>218004642Do you think the barrel made it into Sto'Vo'Kor?
>>218003860>it’s like a kinda mean alien getting access to your shipwhich would allow them to hurt far more than just the ship's crew
new>>218004819>>218004819>>218004819
>>218004451no you weren't. learn what words mean
>>218004849 U mad bro
