FOR DUTY AND HONOR editionPrevious thread: >>218000606
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sex with baelor breakspear
CAMMON BEESBURYSMASH SOME FACKIN CUNTS
Tully breeding
His voice is kind of high
kino time
KINO
explain lyonel & momsis he a milf lover
Every waifu in these shows, literally every one, would have a smelly pussy. Catelyn, whoever. Unwashed, hairy. If you simp in these threads, know that this is what you're simping for.
why is his moustache orange
Lyonel flaming Baelor for no reason lmao wtf
The task will be Waxing but I Believe we shall pull through, Ripe or not friends, we shall Swarm this dragon and plant the Seeds of victory upon his corpse, we will not suffer further Stagnation of this country, the road maybe Hard but we will face the coming Storm with smiles and Laughs, our Spears will not Break, we will Rise, stand firm and Tall
Bannermen of House Tully! The Riverlands will stand or fall by what we do here today! Will we let the Lannisters do to Stone Mill what they did to Mummer’s Ford? Will we let them burn our homes? We will let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here, today, for the whole of the Riverlands! We must hold fast until the King in the North can root the Lannisters out of Harrenhall. We must kill whatever tries to cross the Trident!Men of the Riverlands! Do you stand with me?
kino
what the fuck why is the septon so young
Why Lyonel gotta do Baelor like that tho...
Why is there no farding and shidding in this episode yet?>B-but the vomitingDoesn't count
Wait that was a boy? Oh no...
BEE AFRAID
>Kit turned down the Jon Snow show for whatever the fuck Industry is. He should have been happy with being typecast.
That was FUCKING shit
aaaaaaaaaaa dunk
>>218002941He's just beeing himself
Dunk BTFO. Fake knight.
HE DIED
bwos is Dunk okay...
Are you for real? Dunk gets impaled and lives? Damn, we are back with stupid shit like Arya getting stabbed in the gut and surviving somehow.
Everyone died in the previous trial of 7 btw besides the king
holy shit
THEY RUINED DUNK
IS THAT A HIGHTOWER FUCKING SHIT
>first instinct is to smother the guyDunk jesus christ man
>>218002927Apart from Chadmure and the black fish, the rest of the Tullys suck ass.Maybe its just she-tullys that suck ass but Cat and Lysa are so bad it sours me on the whole house
Wtf dunk died? What are they going to do for next season now?
Hardying NOOOOOOO
>build up to kino>cut to boring slop about dunk attempting murderThese showrunners might be too high IQ for me
Ummm…i Dunk a shit knight bros?
>>218002990Baelor calls for the maesters to tend to him, and hes unconscious for several days after.
Grrm is rolling in his grave
>mfw Dunk finds a cute brownoid in every situation
>>218003013it was a mercy killing
stream?
Episode: https://usersdrive.com/o0o2pqy3o5kr
Black dragon bros...
wait... this episode is just a ad for season 3 for house of the dragons?
>>218003029This one is chopped frfr
What was this girl in? I've seen her in something.
>>218003044how so fast?
>>218002985>>218002988>>218002994>>218003016Kek, this isn't even Dunks worst combat performance
>>218003050no? it has nothing to do with hotd
Dunk was going to be a killer but a brown woman saved himLOL
I can't understand a word she's saying.
Ratcatcher status?
>>218003060Why are there so many Targniggers then
RAAATS
Why dunk hanging around with this chopped ass girl...
does fleabottom ever get better
This is crashing the shows average quality per episode right now
Hm... Interesting, this episode is setting up the blackfyre rebelion for the second/third season.
>>218003072did you not learn to read
>>218003080Rat ragu, with powdered deer penis
FUCK THAT SMITH
>>218003074>The ratcatchers! Idiot! The king is my grandson and my grandson is a fool. He’s worse than a fool: he’s murdered innocent men! And hanged them from the walls of the city for all to see! They are fathers and brothers and sons! And their wives and children gather now at our gates to weep and curse your name! With your child’s blood we bought their approval; with your mother’s tears we made a bitter sacrifice against the deprivations to come and you’ve thrown it away. After all I’ve done for you. Thoughtless. Feckless. Self-indulgent. Gods help us all! Instead of judgement you display impetuousness and diminish us in the eyes of our enemy. Ill-considered. Trifling. You never think of your father: his forbearance, his judiciousness, his dignity. He was right about you. Insolent pup.
Lets be real, there are two episodes left and we have less than one episode worth of content, of course it would be stupid and useless filler.
the black dragon lives on
oooh damn was lyonel roasting duncan too
I guess its alright if Dunk was plapping this ugly ass brown girl every night, not like fleabottom has much choice
>>218003111lol no
STOKEWORTHTOKEWORTH
Yeah right, I will believe that in middle age two kids at fertile ages are not fucking like rabbits with no parents on sight.
WHERE ARE THE DAMN TITS?
>jungle fever I thought dunk was based
>>218003111
>>218003127fAegon
she doesn't love himokay i'm done with the flashback lets get on with the trial
>>218003141>female branch>larping as a targthe blackfyres are dead
>>218003139i don't like blackfyres but i love their red armor
I think something terrible is gonna happen to this racially ambiguous girl
>>218003084>chopped ass girl...That's a 9/10 in Flea Bottom.
They didn't take the silver back
stop le raping ser!!!
This is a little boring so far. I wanted to see some plate on plate action but instead it's some streetrats and hobos dying.
>>218003153lel
Wake me up when that faggot Baelor gets killed by his own brother because he decided to throw it all away for some hobo faggot he met a couple days ago.
>>218003148as dead as the targ branch
>>218003165cool, the blackfyre shits are still dead
>This city is too small for us
>>218003153Yeah, it bothered me too.
Why are you here? Show's on.
https://eztvx.to/ep/3007286/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms-s01e05-1080p-web-h264-ethel/?d=58
So was it good
lmao rekt
STOP RAFING SER
HOLY BASED ARLAN
>dead DEIuh, based?
>interesting action scene>50 cuts in 10 secondsFuck HBO, holy shit.
based Arlan saving the kino
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>Tanselle-Too-Deadnoooooo
Who team /maekar/ here????Maekarbros ww@Baelor Buckbreak LMAO
ARLAN
Piss Drunk Ser Arlan >>>>> 3 Gold Cloaks
Aaah this is terrible
>>218003225Kinslayer
>>218003216They ain't wasting time or money choreographing that shit.
Are they really not gonna show us the trial of the seven and instead give us some episode-long flashback?
this is that GOT i signed up for
Arlan is a decent fighter
IN THE DAH NAME OF THE MOTHER LAVE THAT BOY BEEE RREEEEEEE
TOTAL RAFE DEATH
Bro needs some antibiotics
What the fuck was she thinking stealing the knife?
>>218003250Based
Based Arlan
>>218003271They can't help it it's genetic.
Cute pige
lmao exactly like egg
>>218003271suicide by cops
>>218003271shes a fleabottom american
>>218003238Don't worry, they show the whole trial. I just finished the episode (skipped the flashback because I wasn't interested).
>gets impaled in the leg>wound disappears next scene
this episode is a scam
>>218003271you can take em out of flea bottombut you can't take the flea bottom out of em
boring
>>218003307I'd put my flea in her bottom
lmao getting a second use out of the dothraki work
>>218003271niggress should've run not strutt around like an idiot
Dunk fucking agreed to this shit with only mail armor and a helmet? What the fuck? Is he truly that retarded?
>>218003247Aragorn would beat him
It was self-defense. She took his knife and was acting in a threatening manner.
>get upKINOOOO
>get upOkay that's kinda kino
>>218003217Big Dick Arlan saves the day
Damn they got a midget to fight with DUNK, LMAOO
>>218003345>Is he truly that retarded?Yes, where have you been
CAMMON DUNK, FIGHT SOME TARG FAKKIN SHIT
How does this dude even sit on horse? Wouldn't it get in the way?
So, they did some black girl magic? LMAO.
oh my god this targ nigger fights so dirty
>dagger penetrating chainmailUff, this will make the CHAINMAIL facebook community mad.
>>218003247Arlan is a drunk
Dunkbros I thought we were good this?
Where are Aerion's homies? This is sad.
>>218003345>Is he truly that retarded?Yes?>>218003361Pretty much every scene Dunk is in, they surround him with as many short people as possible. It's the inverse of what they did with Gimli in LOTR (his actor was actually the tallest member of the cast)
Holy shit he's been stabbed like 9 times already what the fuck
>5 minutes of Dunk being rappedI remember him literally getting control of the fight the moment he goes in the ground with the Targaryen.
This ep is gonna tank the average rating down, specially the goblino.
"Get up ser!"
How are they going to ruin dunk?
Why does Arlan know how to sing in Dothraki?
DICKSTABBED
Dunk? More like *clunk* haha
>>218003426autism
This is grimdarkslop, but I like this kind of brutality.
DUNK DUNK DUNK
holy kino
Egg you little shit
Jesus FUCK.
DUNK THE LUNK
jesus he's beating that targ fucker...
Why the FUCK are they having him get stabbed so many times this dude is tanking more than Vegeta its not at all believable
>he gets impaled in the chest>flashback to when he was a kid>after some speech he is back>fights the targaryen>loses>its about to die>flashback of his foster dad saying GET UP>gets up and winsHonestly Hollywood is ruined, of everything to copy from anime they are copying the stupid "power of friendship" slop.
Where you homies at Aerion?
GET UPITS TIME TO TO SLAM NOW
>Dunk gets clocked by Aerion's flail>Gets up>Gets stabbed by Aerion's sword>Gets up>Gets a drive by shot from Maekar's maceThis dumbass can't catch a break lmao
>>218003238anon, there's only 6 episodes. and the book ended immediately after the trial ended. if the trial started in the 4th episode then ofc it'll be full of stupid flashbacks, that's hollywood for you
I still can't watch (don't mind spoilers) and you all are giving such confusing reactions of this episode, lmao. I'm afraid to watch it.
RIP Dunk. He was a good lad
DUNK WON DUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WONDUNK WON
>>218003478It's actually fairly balanced. The human body is both durable and vulnerable, it just depends on "where were you hit" and "how long can you keep going?" And the answer is that you can keep going a long time even if given a mortal wound, it's why cops mag dump.
MY BOYYY
Both sides fought like shit.Isn't protecting Dunk/Aerion the obvious play?
>>218003479Before I read "anime", I thought wtf is thi anime? while reading, lmao.
Kingsguard all had to take a phone call or something? lmfao
bruh i wanted to see the actual trial
>>218003497Same lel. Brettygood is late
>>218003497they insert a childhood flashback in the middle of the trial to make it last a full episode.
>>218003521Same. This sword shit is lame. Where are the lawyers and gavels and cool black robes?
baelor noooooo
holy fuck does Aerion still have a son in this timeline ? it seems his junk has been mangled beyond repair
KINOOOOOOOOO
Baelor...
RIP
just finished watching on 2x speedwhat a shitty episode complete letdown from the previous episode's cliffhanger
>that ending scene
what the fuck
Baelor KEKS??? WE DIED FOR A FUCKING HOMELESS NIGGER LOVER WE MET TWO DAYS AGO LMAO
Everything is fine.
>Dunk: I am your man>*Baelor dies of cringe*
fuck i feel so bad for duncan
>>218002890HOLY FUCK this fight is brutal
BAELOR BUCKBROKEBAELOR BUCKBROKEBAELOR BUCKBROKEt. KING Maekar Targaryen GANG- we h8 blackfyre fucking shits
>>218003558
Oh no
Tarth is apparently a gorgeous isle and I wish we saw it.
>>218003513Yes, but I think the first charge made things chaotic. Like Baelor says that he'll handle the Kingsguard because they're not allowed to harm him. If they'd all been on foot he could have made a beeline for them, or put himself between them and Dunk. But everyone smashing into each other on horseback, and Dunk getting unhorsed immediately, kind of made that difficult.
>>218003532I'm gonna watch later, but I already can tell it's such a stupid thing to do. It's a trial of seven. It's 14 people fighting... realistically speaking, the trial would last 30 IRL. There is som much you can do with the scene, like fleshing up the actual fighters.
holy fuck they showed it
This is easily the best filmed, best overall production of a song of ice and fire ever. It makes game of thrones look like an amateurish production. 10/10
>killing Beesbury offscreenThey did him dirty
>>218003577a... beeline?
Bros... Beesbury died in the first charge...
>>218002930He’ll give him a pass since he’s only partially Targ lol
is jon snow good on that show
The fight was bad, making Dunk lose to a midget is ridiculous, making him fall after the first trike made it stupid, it was supposed to show that Dunk was bad at jousting but the moment he is at ground he can overpower any man in that battleground.And giving stupid flashbacks to make him gather strength is just shounen shit.
Oh no…
Baelorbros….
flashbacks were shittrial was kinobut how did dunk survive all of that? absolute tank
I wanted to see Maegor in action
....semoc eH
Am I right in thinking that final scene was word for word from the books (other than Dunk's sobbing at the end)?
>>218003345Anon it was this or die anyway
>>218003604>but how did dunk survive all of that? absolute tankthe gods have spoken
See I told you all. Ouch
>>218003607I despise you.
There you have it smallfolk cheering for Dunk
>>218003604Flashback ended up ok thanks to ARLAN OF PENISTREEMY FUARKING HEROWHO FACED 3 MEN WHILE DRUNK AND VOMITING TO SAVE THE INNOCENTS, AS ANY TRUE KNIGHT MUST
>>218003618As far as I remember, yeah, it was
>>218003597he has close to 0 training, arlan teached him almost nothing that's the whole point, he is tall, strong and can take a beating, but that targaryen fucker has years of training.
>>218003607I mean Maekar
At least now we know fighting is le bad
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
BAELOR OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218003604>but how did dunk survive all of that?4 pages for ser Duncan the tallHe must have been quite the man
"...and who are you, the proud lord said..."
I felt like there wasnt enough vomiting in this episode
What the fuck. That was intense, I wanna throw up too
Beesburybros.....
>>218003605I want it in renaissance oil painting styleThe Death of a Dragon.
>>218003593I can't beelieve it
>>218003345are you a knight of reknown or of high birth?
So we can all agree that the Targaryen are shit without their dragons and we should overthrow them to install me as the king, right?
I've gotta be on the targs side tbqh desu. Dunk is a nobody starting shit over a nothingburger and getting important people killed.
He's buzzing with the angels now
>>218003654Raymun and Dunk should have been vomiting while embracing
>>218003589Yes. Why do you think Ser Humphrey Beesbury was there?>>218003629Yes but "a knight who remembered his vows" would have hit a lot harder. Instead we got le epic fart joke because the showrunner clearly has some sort of shit fetish
A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR A BEARALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED WITH HAIR
Made me feel sick seeing Baelor stagger in, slurring his speech. Knowing he was good as dead already
More like Ser Duncan The Tank
>>218003584Thoroughly enjoying it
>plan to flee to the """free cities""">become a cumslave for Tyroshi cockwoman moment
>>218003532>whole episode It was more like half
>>218003597>making him lose to a midgetNigga the point of weapons and armor is that they even the battlefield by a good bit
>>218003540>threaten to castrate your brother>get wounded grievously in the groin>have kid nonetheless>your grands on get turned into an eunuchlike pottery
What the fuck man. Beesbury did airsplits once and then died
Surprised that Aerion managed to stand his ground for a bit. Pretty brave for such a targ shit
>>218003667Don’t you have some wildfire to drink Aerion?
>Building up apple on apple violence to not show any of it. They couldn't have cut down on the filler flashback and given us Raymund beating the shit out of his cousin?
>>218003637>teachedtaught
SAY IT
>>218003681>gets lanced in the guts>gets up>immediately clocked by a passing sword>stumbles forward>clocked by a mace on horse>gets back up>immediately rolls into a fight with a flailFLEA BOTTOM DON'T QUIT
>>218003696The show is from Duncan’s perspective. Explain to me how they would do that.
>>218003667>starting shit over a nothingburger and getting important people killedThat would be Aerion calling for a trial by 7
MAEKOR KINSLAYER
>>218003697sorry, I'm from argentina, esl and kinda drunk
>>218003705ser duncan the tall
I only wish we'd seen more of Baelor and Lyonel double-teaming Maekar and him swinging his hammer at the former, but I suppose they wanted the shock at the end
poor baelor
Kek, you guys were sure he would stick around. These novellas don't really have recurring characters apart from Dunk and Egg so far btw. They mess one place up and then move onto another
I’m sure many people enjoyed dunks black friend in a fantasy representation of medieval England but maybe next time we focus on the massive climatic battle we have been building towards yeah?
I THOUGHT THIS BAELOR WAS BAELOR THE BLESSED WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOO
That sir Alan scene was so fucking kino I actually laughed out it was so unexpected
gonna count how many times dunk took a shot to the head jesus christ, he's got to be concussed
>>218003629they fucked it upthat only mitigated the damage a bit
Alright yeah that episode was kinda meh compared to the build up.
I >>218003593The best support ever. No lines and died off camera. I can't believe baelor died even after knowing he will die. I'll read fanfics of him to cope.
>>218003696You saw Raymun the based apple winning, what more do you need
>>218002890RATE THE EPISODE>RATE THE EPISODERATE THE EPISODE>RATE THE EPISODERATE THE EPISODE>RATE THE EPISODERATE THE EPISODE>RATE THE EPISODE
>>218003705stop raping ser
I wish I saw more of Lyonel fucking up some people
>>218003727Baelor Breakspear, never a king.
>>218003693All beesburys must die. They are a meme house. Look at his fucking stache for the love of god
>>2180037399/10 without the flashbacks, 7/10 with the flashbacks.
>>218003605Fucking KINO shot. I actually shed some tears bros...
Bees bury bros. I am so sorry. Duncan won though
>>218003739Arlan best sire ever/10. His penis is his 2nd strength.
This episode was so fucking kekAll the lines were delivered like shit and that headcanon flashback took most of the runtime. We only got Dunk's part of the fight with nothing else going on and the get ups were delivered so unconvincingly, and the used Arlan's get up twice instead of having Arlan work once and then Egg work the other or something like oooh my god bro... WHO DIRECTED THIS ONE!!!!!?
>>2180037396/10Too much Rafe
>>218003637Take a beating sounds right i don’t think he should be able to get repeatedly stabbed in the abdomen though, thats just silly
By the way, based REDSomeone post RED the based whoreBLESS RED AND HER TITS
>>21800373913/10 could've have some of Baelor's brains falling out for the extra shock value for showfags...or did it? Couldn't see episode is fking dark again.
>>218003739shoulda been 20/10 trial/fleabottom9/10
>>218003732his eye is half bulging out of his skull man
>With the death of this character, the thread of prophecy is severed.
>>218003705Ser Duncan the microcephalic
>>218003633dunk was more autistic and dumb in the books. might have been in shock like. or at least that is how I saw it
>>218003741Honestly I was expecting him powerless against the guy raping his girlfriend, thats why he has this power fantasy of being the "RAPE STOPPER" but meh, she just gets slaughtered.
>>218003776yeah but that was aerion pommel bashing him in the visor slit
>>2180037393/10 weird sound, bad lines, horrible pacing, dogshit flashback, niggers, the Arlan fight was completely out of whack with the tone of the show with the random three way murders
Get up anon
>>2180037398/10Could have gone to a 9/10 if the girl in the flashback was white and didn't have to stop dunk from killing a guy
>>218003739One of the best things I’ve seen, minus the fleabottom shit without Arlan
>>2180037399/10it wouldn't have been as good without the flashback, but the flashback was too much rafe, not enough arlan, get to her death earlier maybe, or make the episode longer and just give more ser arlan
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>HBO has Dunk>Apple is getting Mistborn and the rest of the Cosmere>Kek Bezos and Amazon Prime have Wheel of Time (CANCELLED) and Rings of Power (DESPISED)Oh nonononono sisters
Am i the only one that enjoyed the flashbacks? I agree they were in the wrong episode but good overall
>>218003804is this really the time and place for console wars
>>218003777Well...>>218003792That scene where Arlan is half drunk and just slaughters those bastards was so based.
>>218003792I feared they were going to ruin Arlan and instead they made him the most based man aliveMy fuarking hero
>>218003792>main character starts screaming and unlocks his new form and defeaats the villain of the week Damn, amazing episode.
baelor :(
>everyone so tetarded in here they don’t realize the show has only been from Duncan’s perspective only
The flashback was pointless other than the the "get up" at the end. It really could have been like <5 minutes with the same ending
>>218003687The thieving goblina had been holding out the whole time, bitch deserved the slittting
>>218003808Nope but it is too much rafe. I was celebrating when her throat was slit.
Am i fucked if I got a boner when she got her throat slit
>>218003822You just don't get it.
>>218003766Hated that they showed she was the only smallfolk cheering at first. All the smallfolk should have been cheering Dunk on the moment the trial began.
I’m still reeling. I’m glad I didn’t know anything prior but fucking hell. The fighting was really well done
Maekar was very protective of Aerion
>>218003739Flea Bottom stuff was 6/10Arlan was 9/10Trial was 8/10I actually really liked how down and dirty the fighting got
Dunks type is mulatto girls
awful lot of summer islanders for an out of the way tourney ground in some village
>>2180037399/10
>>218003804If Amazon Prime gets Red Rising I will blow up jeff bezos' house and then myself.
>>218003808Need more Arlan, less uggo.
>>218002890Are we on the last episode yet? I just got home from a long work trip and was planning on saving it for one go.
YOU KEAVE THSTSYDH BOY ALONE>throws ups with sword >BOOM BITCH
>>218003839Rafe killed 10/10 means no more flea bottom shit.
>>218003833Yeah everyone broke the barricade when brightfuck lanced the horse the first night
>>2180037397.5. I wanted the trial's focus on all the fighters (or most if not possible) and while the fight was good, it was 95% Aerion/Dunk.
>>218003846next week
>>218003818Forgive me Arlan-sensei... but I have to go all out... just this once...
Comparing this fight to the Tower of Joy from GOT is night and day kekInfinitely better
>>218003844Red Rising is awful YA slop
>>218003792>LEAVE THAT BOY ALONE>*vomits everywhere*That was amazing
I loved how the entire crowd is dead fucking silent.No one is enjoying this.This is an awful thing they're having to watch.
>>218003847Now we know where Duncan learned chivalry and honor. Barely giving thought to the protection of others.
>>21800373910/10, not even a fleabottom Minnesotan taking up almost 10 minutes was enough to deduct one point from that
>>218003844they'll ruin that shit like they've done everything else they get their grubby mitts on
Bit shit of an episode. Fight was a huge let down. Pretty much nothing. The last duel and the king had better. It’s the climax it was just sophomoric garbage. >Le audio cut out tho
>>218003804still cant believe what a disaster the wheel of time wasactively sabatoged by the creators because they wanted to make something that wasnt the books
>>218003837If only Alicent was as good a parent.
>>218003822Nah seeing Arlan fuck those goldcloaks up was worth it. The only thing that should have been cut was the random girlboss.
>>218003831yes wtf
anyone have any breakdowns of what shots were landed by everyone during the fight? All I reminder is serious staving the fuck out of dunk then maekar drive by macing dunk then I think a kings guard hit dunk but all the other hits I don’t have a clue who hit who Also Lyonel dis nothing the entire fight?
>>218003818Tropes become tropes because they work and are greatReject subversion, embrace tradition
Baelor would have lived if he just kept the helmet on for the rest of his life.
>>218003875Nothing YA about it, you mong
>>218003831It's okay, I used to get boners when I cut women's throats in Skyrim
>>218003873ToJ onscreen is kind of a letdown 'cause in the books its implied Dayne is a 2hand user not a dual-wielder
where is the next thread
>>218003875maybe if you haven't gotten past the first book
Beesbros... we got too cocky...
>>218003666Well, Satan, a Targ killed a Targ so I don't know what you're talking about.
that was worth the wait. RIP Beesbury, we hardly knew ye
>>218003808Minority bitch was poorly cast but the rest more than made up for it
>>218003889I think its lyonel and fossoway holding back maekar so dunk can fight aerion.
>>218003878Justs are usually funSometimes there is an accidental death but it's part of the sportThis was basically the horror of war made spectacle, and it was depitcted quite well in that sense
>>218003426We can infer he spent time with them. Shit the three horses might have even been a gift from a Khal who Ser Arlen fought for.
>>218003837>MY SON >MY BOY Is this the first time a targaryen father showed this much affection to a son?
>>218002890I binged the entire season today and just saw the latest episode. Pure kinomancery. I feel sorry for you weekly fags it must have been slow and boring. fuck game of thrones and dei gayme of niggerthrones
This show couldn’t help but shoehorn a mixed girl boss in the middle of this show
>>218003889>Also Lyonel dis nothing the entire fight?lionel's horse got rekt
hahah hightowers
I thought the brown girl was a boy for like half that flashback
>>218003911the red shirts of westeros
Who was the guy who got lanced the fuck off the horse by the guy standing and who was the guy standing?
>>218003934It's a Frey, Anon.
>>218003909The first book had rape, cannibalism, and brutal executions of prisoners, the entire Red Rising series is a longform atrocity farm.
>>218003889Baelor for sure unmounted Maekar from the ground with a lance.I'm trying to look to see if they have a shot of Maekar caving Baelor's skull.
>>218003924Maekar is a loving father. Unfortunately most of his sons suck.
A shame that book 2's final battle doesn't come close to comparing to this one
>>218003889The fact that Beesbury and Hardying died in the first charge and nobody interrupted Dunk's 1 v 1 means Lyonel must have fought like a damn bastard to compensate
>>218003934thats the twins no? think its a frey
>>218003926of course
>>218003875It's marketed that way but it's much more than the typical tropey YA
>>218003946>>218003955oh shit the bridge
>>218003926>why is there a mixed race nigger in fleanottom
flashback was a tale of two halveseverything up to LEAVE THAT BOY ALONE was shit, but the second Arlan shows up it's redeemed
>>218003934Frey'd not.
>>218003842Look, Daeron developed a thing for Summer Islanders during one of his benders and Maekar thought it would be a way to cheer his son up and maybe get him away from the booze for a bit. Don't judge.
>>218003953One might say, he fought like a... storm...
>>218003926She literally died because of the girlbossery and not living how Arlan raised dunk to be so it's based.
>>218003961Faggot
>>218003949its definitely when he sees aerion getting his inner thigh slit open. he full power clocks the guy hes fighting, I assume thats the blow he forgot, the one punch he forgot to pull
>>218003934>Smartest bitch queen of dragonstone mother of bastards supporter
>>218003965>the second Arlan shows up it's redeemedAlan carried that shit arc.
>>218003934It thought it was the Frey crossing until the close-up
>>218003924
I would give anything to be a drunk hedge knight protecting the innocent I won't even remember when I sober up. Ser Arlan is based as fuck
>>218003949Wait that was baelor spearing Maekar in the crotch and launching him?Surely that’s an attempted kill shot?
>>218003926Couldnt agree more if she was alive but they killed her so im good
>>218003948>the entire Red Rising series is a longform atrocity farm.(and that's a good thing)
>>218003984>Mfw I wipe my ass and there's blood
>>218003988imagine how confused he was when dunk explained who he was
>>218003886That was a nice piece of characterization.
why are the episodes so short nigga
>>218003984I really was not expecting this at all. Damn.
>>218003952Book 2 definitely is the weakest of the 3. Ironically, it’s the only one that actually deals with petty squabbles a hedge knight would deal with and not massive historical events.
>>218003996I ain't dissing, it's really fucking good
>>218003804The real winner is whoever gets the Black Company.
Arlan was the surprise MVP of the episode
>>218003989>the goofy wide legged prop horse
Arlan was so fucking based
I suppose it's nice how much Maekar cares about his shit kids and loses his shit seeing his targ shit son getting beaten
>>218003926There's a lesson to be learned there. Niggers are known thieves and thievery is bad.
>>218004022LOL, LMAO.
>>218003766
>>218004004Bc of the novellas they're adapted from. I respect they didn't want to pad too much. It hurt HOTD in retrospect
>>218003628>t. all men
>>218004019>the Black CompanyOverrated and almost intolerable to read, like Malazan
>GET UPBest part. Saved the show.
>>218004026
>>218004015That sounds cool desu
>>218003952Book 3 with the Blackfyres will be cool. It seems like the show is really leaning into it too
>>218004033Why is a whore wearing so much gold?
>>218003889>>218003949>I'm trying to look to see if they have a shot of Maekar caving Baelor's skull. They do, I don't have a timestamp but Maekar does a wild backhand swing and it connects with the back of Baelor's head, sends him spinning.
>>218004033The purest maiden sitting in all of the Reach, as far as I'm concerned
>>218003984great reactions from pate and apple man
>>218004024Was he speaking in tongues? Sounds better than when the actors try to recite valyrian lmao
If i dont get more arlan next season ima freakout
>>218004052Trying to blend in with her clients
where is the preston stream
>>218004052shes manfred's personal whore and presumably makes a lot of money
my gf is mad at me because i forgot valentines was yesterday but i love you guys more see you next week
>>2180037393/10 letting the viewer experience the characters concussion is so played out
How come maekar doing a full powered horse drive by shot on dunks Cheap helmet barely drops him yet Baelors Targaryen helmet basically causes the back of his head to explode?Don’t give me that Dunk is tall bullshit that wouldn’t make a difference between one shot giving you a headache than another person basically getting their entire skull crushed
Did they show Baelor getting hit in the battle in the background?
Why is this place going crazy
>>218004062the subs said dothraki
>>218004052She's always hanging out with lord Dondarrion (the redheaded guy in front of her). She's probably his personal whore.
>>218004062Dothraki
worst episode, trial of seven happened off screen but at least an ugly black girl had screen time
>>218004053
>>218004080Omgbruh, nitpicking bosses have arrived
>>218004080Baelor didn't bring his own armor and is wearing his son's, and the helmet is too small.
>>218004082Maekor hit someone hard with the mace, might have been Baelor getting hit
>>218004090It's not that
>>218004080It's because Baelor's helmet is too small. That's it.
>>218004080Baelor is wearing his son's helmet, it fits him very poorly.
>>218004084
Arlan scene was mega fucking based. True Knight!
>>218004090That's not the hit. I saw another one in a different scene.
>>218004090What am I seeing here who is the other guy he beats the shit out of before dropping lyonel
>>218004090>LS not trampling the guy with his horsethe fuck u doing nigga
>>218004080>How come maekar doing a full powered horse drive by shot on dunks Cheap helmet barely drops him yet Baelors Targaryen helmet basically causes the back of his head to explode?Baelor didn't bring his own armor. Instead he wore his son's armor, which was a bit small on him. So when Maekar smashed his helmet, instead of the metal just crunching in and maybe bruising him up, it literally broke his skull. That's why the blacksmith isn't initially concerned when he sees that Baelor's helmet is smashed at the back, had it been fitted properly he would have survived (maybe with a concussion).
>>218003914RIP in bees.
>>218004080I’m pretty sure Baelor was using his son’s armor and it didn’t fit right. Also maybe Steeley Pates handiwork is just that much better than whatever blacksmith the Targshits use that try to pretty everything up
>>218004114>>218004104gimme the time anonscause they don't show up again
>>218004019>>218003804If i remember correctl there are rumors that Joe Abercrombie got a deal for Best Served Cold and possibly the rest of The First Law.Joe mogs everything aside from tolkien, hands down.
>>218004053yes, just looked it up at around 32:30not long after dunc wins his fight. maekar was getting 2v1'd and in the passion just wildly swung onto baelor.basically debunks theories that maekar did it on purpose to get closer to the throne.
>>218003984While tragic, this incident led to the creation of the Westeros Consumer Product Safety Commission (WCPSC) and a full reevaluation of Helm Safety Certification.
>>218004109Looool probably
>>218004131I'm making webms to post in the new thread
>>218004116Baelor
>>218004131>>218004137
>>218004137>basically debunks theories that maekar did it on purpose to get closer to the throneNot even getting brained by a rock ever dispels those accusations
>>218004148Fucking hell lyonel really is shit how is maekar smoking him and baelor at the same time?
>>218004080the armorer told Dunk that his helmets are more practical in a fight than the decorative helmets lords usedid you even watch the show??
>>218004159>32:30
>>218004148HEEM
>>218004148That's the one!
>>218004148
>>218004148There it is>Maekar fighting Baelor and Lyonnel and beating the shit out of both of them.
>>218004148MAEKAR NOO HIT LOWER MAEKAR ITS YOUR BROTHEER
>>218004090No, that's not it. It's a split second shot later on. You'd only recognize that he just caved his brother's skull in if you knew what was going to happen and were looking for it.
>>218004171Maekar is martially very good, he's no tourney prince.
>>218004191Not that way it goes in the novella. For each hit Maeker gets, he's actually takes two or tree
Maekar is a funny guyWas he a good king?
>>218004171
>>218003818Im watching shonen anime when dunk increased his power level because sir arlan his mentor pushed him to never give up >>218003792
>>218004148Damn, Lyonel was a nothingburger
>>218004148Could Bobby B. have taken him?
GET THE GORGET EXPANDER
>>218004119Horses are not robots, they will stop and refuse to run into lancesThe play with cavarly is to make the spear frontline shit themselves and run away, that's when you kill them
>>218004195It's right here, ser >>218004148 T_______________________T>>218004211Yes, he was
>>218004206IF I TOOK THAT HELM OFF, WOULD YOU DIE
Are maces, or flails, really that good?Wouldn’t a regular sword or rapier be a lot more effective against plate armor?
>>218004171Built different.
Did anyone else notice that Dunk was halfswording (holding the sword by the hilt and the blade) just before stabbing Aerion in the balls?
So if two of dunks guys got killed in the first charge, Dunk is focused solely on Aerion, you see the younger fossoway get dropped in the background, the kings guard can’t fight Baelor so is the rest of the fight pretty much lyonel and Baelor vs the three kings guard, Fossoway and Maekor?
>>218004213Nah, Rhaegar was a little twinklet in comparison.
sex with Baelor’s brain
>>218004206someone put the jfk post graphic up here please
>>218004171Laughing B is a retard he got unhorsed earlier by stopping his horse infront of ... Maekar? And Maekar lanced his horse instead of LB(M) charging at him.
>>218003934>3rd show>Freys still catching straysWalder bros how did it come to this??
>>218004171Maekar is basically Maegor reborn
Someone make the new thread before I piss myself
>>218004204Actually yes. He’s maester Aemons father from GOT
Dunk sobbing and apologizing at the end hit me in the feels.
>>218004240?
>mumbling to raymun about his visor>helmet clearly has no visorIs baelor retarded or something? lmaoHad to pause the episode then and there cause it was so stupid.
>>218004239Best part in this thread right now
>>218004236Ser Robyn
>>218004230Flails are good for getting over and around shields, maces are good for crushing armor and pulping what's underneath through transmitted force.
Flashback ended up being great, minority girlboss was not enough to bring down Arlan and actually getting to see the aftermath of the first blackfyre rebellion, ended pure kino also
Holy fuck what an episode, better than anything post got s4 and anything hotd>>218004230anon how are you supposed to pierce or slash an armor/chainmail
GET HIM SER HE'S RIGHT THERE
>>218004262Really well acted. It made me tear up a bit. No homo
>>218004268Kek
GET UP SER DUNCAN
NEW THREAD:>>218004256>>218004256>>218004256>>218004256>>218004256>>218004256
>>218004080Baelor is wearing his sons helm, and also has a high born cunt the helm is made to look cool. Dunk is wearing just a normal practical helm
>>218004268lol good job
Imagine getting destroyed by your younger sibling 2 years your junior
>>218004268I can just picture an overweight Karen that actually did this
That smith was boasting about his work, but his mail got punctured by fucking everything.Shameful.
>>218004268clear sign of brain damage :_:
Can someone confirm the guy getting lanced of his horse by the standing guy is Maekor by Baelor because if so that shot should have had Maekor out for the count he got a lance straight to the lower stomach or balls while riding at it in fool speed and gets launched like a javelin
>>218004313what do you meanpate said the lances pressed really deep
>>218004230>Are maces, or flails, really that good?Yes. It's the obvious solution to plate armor, crush it into your opponent's bones. >>218004230>Wouldn’t a regular sword or rapier be a lot more effective against plate armor?No. The Dunk vs Aerion fight is actually a pretty accurate depiction of what happened when two knights in plate armor were both forced to fight on foot, basically wrestling with knives, looking for a weak spot.
>>218004171Maekar isn't a noob. A little snooty maybe, but he's no bitch.
>>218004345He got stabbed 2 or 3 times after that by daggers and swords
>>218004148Gods I wish this was extended
they shouldve kept the whole battle no one wanted to see a nigger girl, only good things she got killed
get up Baelor
Flashback was a lil too long but battle was quite good. Wish it wasn't interuptedWhy are they so averse to showing The Neutral Storm laughing at peopleHis one defining character trait and they didn't have him laugh at anyone while fighting them. Not even a giggleAlso would have liked to have seen the lance strategy from the book but meh9/10 but I will be hitting that fast forward button every time I watch this episode. I liked the Arlan parts of it actually, just not interrupting the fight. If it was in a prior episode and we saw him say get up and a reminder of that from the past episode, i'd be much happier
The episode hasn`t downloaded for me yet :(, I know what happens but I want to watch it now!
>>218004258But with actual charm.
>>218002890I can’t believe how much I’m enjoying this fucking show. Like, goddamn.
ONNNEEE WEINER NEXT TO ANOTHER WEEEEINEERRRR
should i watch the new ep im kind of drunk i might forget it in the morning
>>218005115then yes obviously so you can watch it twice
>>218003818This episode finally feels something like Lord of the Rings, a little dark, a little more R-Rated, but joy + tragedy. Game of Thrones on the other hand was just tragedy for tragic ending. GRRM finally feels like a complete author with this.
Oh, I forgot to watch the weekly slop. BB in a bit, bros.
wtf was the point of erryk and arryk shits fucking retarded
>>218003426Shoehorned Dothraki reference
