>winslast>>218018061
Episode 8 of S1 is where it finally clicked for all meShame I hear 9 is a piece of shit and I should just stop soonThat said this was a fantastic momentLoved this guy since the beginning, Daemon helping up was true kino
>>218019748A BRUISED APPLE IS STILL JUST AS TASTY! STAY WITH US BAELOR THE JUICE IS WORTH THE SQUEEZE! BAELOOORRR!
So did his cousin die?
My hands... they're wood.
>>218019748>Barely get to see him fight>Barely get to see the Laughing Storm fight>Instead we have to watch a fucking FLASHBACK
>>218019748What was going through balons head as died
>>218019898winds of winter
>>218019748Breeding Gwin Ashford between jousting matches while she calls me big and schewpid.
>>218019898the fog production used to hide stuff
>>218019898Why does the Blacksmith show up and not the Maesters? wtf
>>218019897Have we actually seen the Laughing Storm laugh?
sex with baelor breakspear
>>218019934Maester is working on the targs during this scene
Is Aerion dead now or cripple? That was pretty nasty cut to the leg that dunk did
1st for mourning baelor
Would you rather be a Red Apple or Green Apple anon?
>>218019934Steely Pate takes good care of his work.
Honestly I think the scene of Rymun laughing as Baelor fell over dead was a bit in bad taste.
>Aerion gets immediatley banished because of what happened at the Trialhow it is his fault and not Baelor or Maekar's for going along with his dumb idea in the first place? he's literally a teenager why do they not look like retards for behaving like Honour Robots and doing the trial int the most dangerous way possible, without Baelor even telling Maekar he was going to participate?
>half the season is about a tourney>nothing about the tourney is ever explained and the presentation is utterly nonsensical>a big trial is introduced and a nobody has to find six guys to fight with him>some nameless guys show up in the next scene without reason>big fight with 14 guys>actually it's just 1 guy getting mutilated for half an hour before a magical comeback while the nameless guys are killed offscreen>meanwhile lots of dicks, shit and niggers10/10 you did it again nepojews
>>218019833>Shame I hear 9 is a piece of shit and I should just stop soonEpisode 10 is ok again
>>218019934Why would the Maesters give a shit about Dunk?
Thank you Sarah Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!
If we had more seasons of this I would not mind.
>>218019979Who else are they going to punish? Baelor is dead is Maekar is now the heir to the iron throne.
>>218019999Maekar is NOT heir to the throne
I would assume last episode has flashbacks to the melee because they left out a lot
>>218019833If you’ve watched this far you cannot stop lol you’re missing all the most hilarious stuff
I don't understand why everyone liked this episode, it was trash
>>218019898>Murdered ... by my own brother ... he really hated me that much?
>>218020002He is in the show.
>>218020010It's our trash though.
Was Maekar ever shat on for marrying a Dornish woman?
>>218019962he'll just have some of the same main character potion Dunc uses and recover in ten minutes.
Wait a minute. I just realized the word maester has Valyrian spelling. Hightowers descend from ancient Valyrians confirmed?
>>218020023No he isn't, Valaar is literally in the show
>>218019999>Baelor is dead is Maekar is now the heir to the iron throne.Valarr TargaryenMatarys TargaryenAerys TargaryenRhaegel TargaryenAelor TargaryenAelora Targaryen
>>218019979He made a false accusation, proven by the trial, so had to be punished.
>>218019833i hated this gynocratic weak fuck, he had a fitting end.>>218019748This is mogging HOTD hard, i got teary when Dunk got back up against Aerion, this i what happens when you have legit GRRM dialogue and don't have a chinese dyke as a writer who uses the show to insert her dyke power fatasies
>>218019911Holy Kek
>>218020023No, Baelor's son is aliveHe will die eventually when the spring sickness comes but for now he's the new heir
>>218019897They cut out a lot apparently maybe its on the deleted scenes they just really REALLY wanted each episode to be 30 minutes plus or minus for some gayass millennial writing reason.The biggest conversation around deleted scenes involves a specific moment from the book that was cut. In the novella, the blacksmith Steely Pate tells Dunk that the commoners are cheering for him because he is "a knight who remembered his vows." Fans were upset this was missing, and the showrunner, Ira Parker, recently admitted in a Reddit AMA that cutting it was a "mistake" and a "stupid" oversight. He explained the scene was in the script, filmed, but "fell out" during the editing process.Since the premiere, several "deleted" or "extended" clips have surfaced on social media and Reddit (specifically from episodes 3 and 4), including extra dialogue between Dunk and Egg and more footage of the peripheral knights at the tourney.
are baelor and valarr just JFK and RFK but targaryen
>>218020023They literally show Valarr in the show, and mentioned Aerys and Rhaegel
>>218019898>I shouldn't have tried to stop my brother from saving his injured son. He didn't hold back...
>>218019934baelor sent the maesters to maekar firsthe and they didn't realize how fucked up baelor was at the time, and by the time he took off the helmet it was too late
>>218019999>theywho is they? the current Targ king? why didn't Maekar get banished?I know the answer is bad writing, that GRRM was only writing the events as an origin story for GRRM and that Maekar doesn't even qualify as a real character, but what was the in-universe reason?
>>218019911
>>218020009I plan on going through S2 at this rate. Committed.Plus I'll be honest S1 all the way up to this point has been.. meh. Few highlight moments or characters but I am on Episode 8 and I feel like I'm somehow 24 deep into a season with how much has happened.Though Mr. Chuuni showed up and popped me
>>218019833I never got the viserys love. He made me feel nothing
>>218019962I think he’s actually quite fine like Dunk somehow
>>218020026Should of* saved it for Baelor
>>218020027Ae is part of old English.
>>218020023they literally show valarr, they literally discuss aerys and rhaegelstupid fuck
>>218020010it's mostly shills. this board is a fucking corpse.
>>218020047>He explained the scene was in the script, filmed, but "fell out" during the editing process.Hopefully we get a director's cut down the line.
I stand with Ser Raymun
>>218020064>I know the answer is bad writingHow the fuck is it bad writing? It was an accident, and exiling Maekar would make it look like he did it intentionally.
>kingsguard are the only ones who kill their opponents on the first passactually competent kingsguard wow
>could have shown a cool fight>ruins it with a shitty SLOW flashback that could have been 3 min insteadThis is it, 30+ years on the internet and I'm making an IMDB account to score this episode a 1.That's how mad it got me.
>>218020036the trial happened because Dunc committed a crime. Dunc winning means he is innocent not that Aerion is guilty. the puppet girl isn't bringing charges.
>>218020025Daynes are canonically honourary Aryans
>>218020029>>218020045>>218020055The showrunner said that he's the heir so he's the heir. Not my fault that he's an incompetent retard jew.
>BARDJSJJSJSMSIN THE NAME OF THE MOTHERRRYOU WILL LEAVE THAT BOY ALONE
>>218020092>know your little prince is piece of shit>kill two random guys for the fun of it anyway
Aerion apparently “dabbled” in the occult. Magic.What did Bloodraven, his great uncle, think of him?
>>218020047they probably cut out a lot because the show is fucking tedious as fuck even with "short" episodes.
>>218020023No he isn't, they explicitly name his other older brothers Aerys and Rhaegel and Baelor's son is right there as well.
>>218020097It’s at least a 6 flashback notwithstanding
>>218020038>i hated this gynocratic weak fuckWhy? This guy has been one of the few people established so far that has a sane mind. If anything his fault was surrounding himself with people who'd easily exploit him for no reason other than house status. Dude had flaws but as far as this setting goes, he's not a bad guy.
>>218020106Ira did not say that. You are incompetent and retarded, and should die.
>>218020097VGGGHHH WHY COULDN'T WE GET EPIC FIGHTSLOP KINO!!!bleeding fuming I am, greatest generation and ya got me bleeding fuming!!!
Sorry anon. No blackfyre leather here
>>218019893Why didn't he put the helmet back?
I still don’t know how powerful Bran is. I don’t think we’ll ever know. He didn’t even help out in the war. He just sat there. It isn’t even certain if he can alter the past, rather than observe and sometimes affect a different past (not his own—or it was already meant to be). You’d think there’d be more powerful greenseers than Bran, far more powerful, in the past. Ancient Westeros times.
>>218019934>>218019962>>218020004they didn't know he was dyingthey said in the scene the Maesters were working on AerionAlso groin injuries exist and aren't always "your penis cut off" guys>>218020010
>>218020138Ned should have just put his head back on baka
>>218020115>Aerion apparently “dabbled” in the occult. Magic.>What did Bloodraven, his great uncle, think of him?Stop screaming blood chants, I'm trying to sleep here! Shieraaaaaa!
>>218020025>Do You Like Dornish Girls?>I LOVE EM
>>218020122It's about sending a message.Also 30 min shows should NOT BE normalised, that's shitty millennial/gen z smartphone generation second screen content bullshit
>>218020097Go have Chinese AI generate it then ya big baby
>>218019979He wasn't banished, his father sent him abroad hoping he might straighten out a bit. Which is funny because he sent him to Lys, the prostitute capital of Essos, where he fucked a bunch of Valyrian bitches and probably had several bastards, and then joined up with a merc company before returning home
>>218020089re-read >>218019979Maekar was only in a position to accidentally kill his brother because they both acted like morons in letting the trial go ahead. Maekar's basically proven that he can't be trusted to make decisions that minimize conflict. he's a dangerous retard and kinslayer even if it was an accident.it's bad writing because GRRM decided on the Targ family history first then just wrote the events he needed to have happen without worrying about logic.
>>218020162It’s 30 minute episodes because it’s adapted from a novella you stupid cunt
Dunk calls for his mother then the mother god helps
>>218020148the rape sansait was beautiful
How did Bloodraven get Thunder to throw dunk off like that?
>>218020124>undoes Jahaerys decree of male primogeniture>names his whore daughter heir who then proceeds to pass off bastards as heirs>refuses to officially confirm her status as heir before dying and passes over his male heirs knowing this will lead to civil warMaybe he should’ve focused on raising Aegon and Rhaenyra for that matter
>>218020124If he was sane he wouldn’t have wanted rhaenyra as his heir
>>218020104Do you understand what perjury is? Aerion claimed Dunc had taken actions that warrented his death, the trial proved that to be a lie.
Dunk is the silliest and least believable westeros story.
>>218020148He was literally changing the timeline so everything lined up, but was doing it to precisely the Stark line would still lead to him, which meant he was also working hard to protect ALL his ancestors, including those in the Vale, Riverlands, etc AND make sure they were in the right place, at the right time, pollinating the right eggs with the right sperm. Manipulating the Targs, creating the conditions so that the dagger could get the Arya. That's literally all that matters in the history of Westeros, the Song of Ice and Fire.
>>218020161>>218020025based WB cross promotor. both OBAA and this show are complete shit, btw. at least Sinners was good.
>>218020124Not only he absolutely ignored every one of his sons from Allicent letting the feud fester, but the decision to keep rahenyra as heir after Jahaeris had already set a precedent, followed by not even ASKING HER TO STOP MAKING BASTARDS IN LINE FOR THE THRONE, followed by having the energy to be angry at Aemond for saying meanie words but not at Luke for cutting out Aemond's eyeHe was a good man, but a shit father and a shittier kingPerhaps for no fault of his own, as his illness was incapacitating him mentally, but still, his decisions led to the dance
>>218020030>Aelor Targaryen>Aelora TargaryenWhat did she do to him
>>218019946more like the cruising storm
>>218020184warged a bee
>>218020194Yeah for real. What’s next Ducan the fucking small? Give me a break.
>Maces ... le kill people!?
Regarding the Maekar thing, pretty sure it's just Targ being fucking mongoloids as usual. They're all fucking defective.
>>218020179If any show could’ve used an hr it’s this one. Hotdickslop got hr+ long eps only to have absolutely NOTHING happen for a whole season. What a waste of budget. Fuck Sara Hess and Ryon.
>>218020171Exiling Maekar would damage the dynasty heavily
>>218020196>at least Sinners was good.
>>218020152Why didn't he?
>>218019833Daemon lurking around Luigi's mansion is great. You gotta make it at least to that or just skip to those episodes. You don't need any context for it to be hilarious.
>>218020189no, that's not what trial by combat does. getting his ass kicked in the trial itself is all the punishment that Aerion legally owes.
Lyonel makes a KG yieldRobin is likely 1v1ing a second KGWhere is the third kingsguard
Alcoholic brainlet here. Who died?
>>218020202Bloodraven played a prank on them
>>218020182
>>218020200Has there ever been a good father in this series?I guess Ned maybe I guess?
>>218019898>in hindsight, perhaps fighting against my own renowed warrior brother and trying to stop his desperate attempt to save his son might've been a bad idea..
STOP RAPING SER
>>218020237Defending Daeron
>>218020237Crabbing
>>218020202>Aelora Targaryen>What did she do toHe nutted be she kept on.... Just twincest things.
>>218019979>he's literally a teenageranon it's ASOIAF. Aerion is a nobleman, high royalty, once you're 12-13 you're expected to behave like an adult. Robb was younger than Aerion when he became king in the north.
>>218020171Maekar didn't hit Baelor, it was Crakehall on orders of Bloodraven.
>its a flashback episodedamnit all to hell!how much can i skip?
>>218020241Maekar accidently smashed the back of his brother's head in with a mace, so Baelor died. Humfrey Hardying got killed by one of the Kingsguard and Humfrey Beesbury got killed by another one. Everyone else was fine. It looks like they weren't really trying to kill eachother, I guess the Kingsguard didn't get the memo.
>>218020234it proves innocence for the slandered party, if he was not a prince he would be executed
>>218020229don't worry I didn't pay to see it. >>218020228no it wouldn't, there's shitloads of people in line for the throne before Maekar, remember? :D except of course GRRM knew those were going to die so he simply forgot to think out how Maekar killing his brother would realistically be handled. the future was already written. shame he didn't put the same level of forethought into ASoIaF.
>>218020247Baelor :(
>>218020247Ned was such a good father that even if Jon ever found he was Azor Hai or Aegon the rightful ruler of the iron throne or even fighting the white walkers he would still probably think about his wisdom. Ned’s only fault was he didn’t realize what world he was in even at his age
>>218020288>Ned>Jon's father
>>218020271it's relevant
>>218020302Try reading the post
>>218020308No it isn't
>>218020124You're watching HOTD for the first time so you don't see it yet and I don't blame you, because the season is built around evoking pity and sympathy for Viserys. But when you actually think about him and look back on his behavior with retrospect you'll see that Viserys is very similar to Aegon IV, he just has a much more woe-is-me demure attitude so it's not as obvious immediately.
>>218020302He’s his real father unlike that schizo Rhager who fucked around and found out
>>218020302Aye, we all know Jon is the son of Ashara Dayne and Howland Reed.
>>218020275then there would be no point in letting participents yield. >implying GRRM himself even thought about this in this level of detail
>>218020302Ned was Jon's father. Not by blood, but he's the one who raised him instead of the Targshit.
>>218020285Aerys and Rhaegel were shut-ins. Baelor and Maekar had the front facing roles. Maekar is still the son of the king and a senior figure in the dynasty. It would make zero sense to exile Maekar and would just be shooting yourself in the face after the PR disaster that was Ashford. You’re just being obtuse because you have a hate boner for GURM.
>>218020274Thanks
>>218020326>he is le father who stepped up>just like me!
>>218020325Not very mindful but very demure
>>218020322Lmao
>>218020321Dumb speedwatcher.
>stall at the ticket salesman for 2 seconds>ROIGHT MOVE!
>>218020347In the story though it makes sense. We’re not talking about your life retard
I DID NOT HIT HIM, I DID NOTOh hi ser Dunkan
Bros I’m maekarmaxxing>grumpy>swears all the time>bad dad>kinslayer>reluctant monarchHe’s literally me.
I'm Tyrone Jr's father. Not by blood, but I am the one who raised him instead of Tyrone.
>>218020334by your logic knights could wander around making false accusations just for a chance to kill people>no point in letting participents yield>>218018128
>>218020194Only the first one.
>>218020163the red dragon...
>>218020321yes it is
>>218020308How?
Duncan kneeling for Baelor was the best moment in all of got
>>218020380Speed reader Chan…
>I'm going to deliver every line the same way and interact with other characters as if they're all the same person Terrible actor cast because he's 6'5.
Dunk will probably get beheaded underwater in next story and still survive that
t-this-stings
>>218020359>>218020396It's fanfiction, completely irrelevant to the main story
>>218020402Filtered hard, the acting is not the issue with the show it’s the deviations from source and forced DEI, as usual
>>218020402>>218020380Meds
>>218020402Shut your whore mouth.
>>218020171It's the opposite though. GRRM just wrote a silly story and then later turned it into an autistic Targaryen family history.
>>218020402He was literally just a random guy they found, have some respect
>>218020097oh shut the fuck up
>>218020247Unironically, Walder Frey. Most of his kids are totally fine by Westeros standards. His worse one is probably Lothar, but that's because of that Blackwood Blood. At worst, you get guys that are kind of bullies. It's the grandkids where they start getting more evil.
>>218020025Ser, Daynes are actually stony dornishmen they descend from the Andals
>>218020402He was cast...because he's too short for the role?
>>218020438Limmy?
>>218020414well yeah retard, if you're underwater you already aren't using your head to breathe
>>218020390...won
GET UPBECOME SER DUNCAN THE TALL
>Ayoooo ummm whyboi watch me steal dis shiiiiiet yo haha nuffin bad will happen
>>218019979>how it is his faultHe lost.The Seven presided over the trial that he called for and he lost.
Man, that one poster that keeps hateposting feel so unorganic. Who's paying you, Raj?
We need more autistic Targaryen family history.
Was the shitty flashback supposed to be a substitute for this
>>218020322They honestly should've forced the dumbass son to retract accusations the moment Baelon got involved. Risking the heir seems kinda retarded.
>>218020444>Daynes>AndalsAnon...
>>218020422>>218020397you can beat ser duncan the tall but you cant beat duncan of flea bottomget up
>>218020442my hotwife
>>218020124
Why does Dunc love brown girls so much?
>>218020104>Dunc committed a crime.No he didn'tHe was proven innocent
>>218020442Hes right though flashback is bad. I’m sorry i sniped at all those people complaining last week about taking out the smallfolk line, i was wrong its all downhill now
>>218020130Maekar actor said that, and that they discussed it with Parker. Stop defending the jews.
Why does everyone love Beesbury, does that house have a lot of lore in the books?He seemed cool though in the show
>>218020461I genuinely don't know how the casting agents find these ugly ass bi-racial girls.
>>218020467basically yes, it shows his rough life, his endurance and determination always pulling him through
>>218020473lick her tits clean when I'm done ser cuckold
>>218020423>the deviations from sourceRetarded cliched opinion. Fantasyslop is fantasyslop, pseud.
>>218020467>>218020500Flashback should've been throwbacks to Dunk's dirty fighting days as a boy of Flea Bottom not some forced interracial love story with the ugliest fucking creature they could find
>>218020492House beesbury is abuuz with lore.It's the queen bee of houses, but if you're not smart if flies over your head. Sometimes, sad things happen, and it stings, but the payoffs are as sweet as honey
>>218020442Bless Red
>>218020492Hex a gone with you
kek
>>218020492We are just buzzed to see them.
Here is my actual reasonable, sane take on the episode>flashback could have been 5 mins shorter, to show us a bit more of the broader melee, although the pov dunk stuff was cool>fight is one of the best GOT fights for showing us that armor can actually be used to deflect blows like dunks gorget saving his neck from aerions slash>also shows us that armor can and will be bypassed with the right strike/weapon>the fight going to the ground/in the mud and becoming a grappling match felt fairly grounded in reality >baelors death felt impactful (heh) , headwounds can have delayed reactions >flashback served to break up the action and give us more context to dunk's personality, effective albeit a bit too long all in all it was the one of the top GOT episodes in years....which isn't saying much since its been over a decade since the shows were peak. still, very good episode. 3/10.
>>218020492You got boltons with flayed man and then you got bees. That is hilarious.
>>218020500Shame it sucked ass and ruined the pacing.
>>218020097>wait a week for the big fight>instantly knocked down and 20 mins of mostly uneventful flashback Yeah. Terrible decision.
>>218020491The Maekar actor didn’t need a rundown on Targaryen genealogy for his performanceYou lost now shut the fuck up
did perople expect thirty minutes of fighting?
>>218020467it was supposed to be, but it failed
>>218020513seriously could have been one scene of him getting beat up for horseshoes and the old knight charging in the same way, the 10 minute love story was so hamfisted
>>218020524Skimmed it. You're retarded. Post isn't worth a read.
>>218020526Fucking napoleons symbol was the bee
>>218019748>Constant lame quips, poor padding, undercutting serious moments with dumb jokes, poorly adapting/changing the source material to push modern californian agenda. you got hyped for a marvel show with knights in it.
>>218020168>Son, you're out of line>I am sending you to Las Vegas for 2 years>Yes I will pay for any and all expenses
>>218020526I prefer house Suggs.
>no smallfolk blessing>no lance scene>no green apple scene>50% flashbackBravo Dabid!
What is the actual reasoning do you guys think for Baelors death?Was it because he fought the kingsguard like Rhysling said? Or was it a just due from the gods to take from Aerions family? Or perhaps something elseBaelor also gives his life to prove the innocence of someone, so how does that factor in? Is that more redemption for dishonor or more the Gods saying someone has to go
>>218020565Posted it again award
>>218020548no but i didn't expect 20 minutes of flashbacks that were NOT in the source material, the same message could've been communicated in just 7-8 mins
>>218020492sting him boys
>Try to remember all of the major 1v1 duels from GoT>Pretty much 80% of them started off as standard swordfights and devolved into muddy brawlsReally trying to remember the full fights where each guy holds onto their weapon until the bitter end.
>>218019893Guys is this foreshadowing bloodraven becoming the three eyed raven?
>>218020578His skull got crushed and caved in retard what else is there to talk about
>>218020578the seven do not actually intervene in duels, the bloodshed does not honor them
>>218020516>>218020521>>218020518Lol
>>218020562It's actually much older than that, goes all the way back to the Merovingian Frankish dynasty.
>>218020560then you missed the best part
>>218020562It's different, westeros is very tryhard because they've had the same houses for like thousands of yearsSo having a whole line made up of fucking beesbury from honeyholt (not making shit up) is just kind of funny
>>218020459KINOINO
>>218020538>The Maekar actor didn’t need a rundown on Targaryen genealogy for his performanceYet he was given one.
>>218020538He did not, but Parker should have, and yet, he discussed it with the actors and episode writer and did not explain it to them. I wonder why? Stop being a fucking cuck, it's pathethic.
>>218020578Bloodraven used his crony Crakehall in the kingsguard to kill him.
>>218019986But critical drinker recommended it!
>IT CHANGED THE SOURCE MATERIAL!No one cares you read YA, retards. Go pseud out with your derivative opinions on Reddit.
>>218019897it's faithful to the book. the fight is from dunk's pov and he only gets a couple of glimpses at the rest of the action
>>218020578In the book I think they wanted to punish the Targaryens for their false accusation, so they took the best of them and the seven didn't really distinguish between individual targaryens.At least that's how I read it.
>>218020573>suggsSo, dornish?
>>218020631No he wasn’t. He was told “er, yeah, you’re the second born son who was unloved by his mother and you’re sort of in your brother’s shadow”. Valarr is literally a character in the show so he can’t be second in line.
>>218020620>DUR DA FIGHT WAS GOOD>THEY WENT IN MUD WHICH REAL>DUR FIGHT GOOD AND REALYou're a retard.
THE EPISODES ARE TOO FUCKING SHORT I WANT MORE!!
RAYMUUN FOSSOWAYY!!!
>>218020598I liked the Jorah arena fight.
>>218020619THE POPE IS A FUCKING CHEAT
>>218020655They're Stannis supporters.
>>218020398Was Baelor about to "hire" Duncan in some capacity before he died?
>>218020237When Dunk wakes up the 3 KG are still active. 1 is charging against an unseen opponent, presumably Lyonel, and the other 2 are both charging against Rhysling. The next time we see them clearly one is crossing swords with Lyonel, and one is charging against Rhysling. The third isn't seen, so either Lyonel beat his guy and then went over to help Ser Robin or Ser Robin beat one of his two guys.
>>21802066920 more minutes of meandering flashbacks!?coming right up
>>218020507>he says in the fantasyslop generalThanks for the bump and (You), retard
>>218020010You didn't love the flashback where we learned dunk was from fleabottom? The duel was never the focus of the show it was always about dunk and learning his backstory. This board is dead, nothing but shills, jeets and porn addicts.
>>218020671Sorry, so thats Raymun riding by hitting Aerion when he’s on top of dunk, and the when he goes past them Steffon Fossoway hits Raymun (while still ahorse)?
>>218020662> He was told “er, yeah, you’re the second born sonFucking kek, thanks for proving my point that Parker does not know shit about the lore
>>218020671>keep looking backNot bright lad
>>218020567Bravo Puzo.
>Makes new friends>Gets them killedWtf Dunk
>>218020059His head was fucked, what could they have even done?
>>218020721feed him wildfire to turn him into a dragon
>>218020699>bump This is a blue board general, retard. Bumps aren't needed. Holy shit you're dumb.
>>218020721Poured boiling wine on it or maybe fossoway cider kek
>>218020671I just realized he didn't show his green apple
>>218020710yes
>>218020721Keep the helmet on
>>218020711Aerys and Rhaegel are literally mentioned in the show. Ira just didn’t want to overly confuse the actor because he didn’t need to know all that to inform his performance. You are just retarded
If Dunk is such a shit jouster he really probably wasn’t guaranteed to win in a 1v1 with Aerion if they hadn’t done a trial of seven
>>218020721Just keep the helmet on, it'll fix itself
>>218020733>erm, ackshuallyHow you sound. Thanks for the bump and (You) again, pal.
on pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAfjF-8-QQ8&t=42s
>kills your prince
>>218020745I don't think there would have been jousting in a 1v1 trial by combat
>GoT and HotD>The Faith of the Seven is a joke and the Septons and the faithful are comically evil or bumbling superstition retards>/dunk/>every character shown to be faithful is a genuinely good person, embodying the aspects of the warrior and protecting people in the name of the mother>the Septon who starts off the even is a young boy compared to every septon in /hotd/got/ being an old manSay “thank you” to zoomers and their Catholic revival
House of the Dragon Season 2 was better then fart jokes of the seven kingdoms
>>218020059They didn't know he was hurt and he went to talk to Duncan.
>>218020721
>>218020759>The Steely Pate masterplan
>>218020740yeah, it's there but he doesn't show it off
>>218020769
>>218020131stop tilting windmills grandpa and drink your ovaltine, your slop show will still be here when you get back
>>218020124>sets up the succession to start an inevitable civil war
>>218020721keep the helmet for the rest of his life
What's with the Pennytree character assassination?
>>218020721GO FIND THE HELMET STRAINER
>>218020769Not reallyIt has some good stuff but it had a lot of very bad stuff, worse than a fart joke
>>218020744imagine being so defensive about some jew scat fetishist that you literally have to make up imaginary scenarios to justify his retardation. You are not welcome here, cuck
>>218020124>Erm my brother is heir >No my son>No my daughter again>Erm, stop asking me about who's the heir>Rambles incoherently on deathbed that could easily be taken as him saying Aegon should be heir>DiesWhat was his problem?
>>218020793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr-xsQvhgw
>>218020668read the very last thing, its a lil easter egg (heh) for (you)
>>218020124He was naive and fucked up the succession, causing a war that permanently weakened the crown, because he was manipulated into lusting after his daughter's friend.
>>218020767If the show gets a third season there will be.
>>218020768Daeron a cute
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SOME POXY 7 FOOT SOUTHERNERTHIS MAN, IS THE ONLY MAN I'LL EVER CALL "SER"
>>218019898pieces of his skull obviously
>>218020768I never got how in the books the Seven are sort of just there. The Old Gods and R'hllor still have latent powers and magical influence but the Andal faith doesn't do anything supernatural. Then I heard about George talking to Brandon Sanderson about his faith:>George directly asked Brandon, "you're Mormon right? How do you deal with that?" And it came across with a really blunt and snarky tone. This was a few questions after he said Christians were stupid and Jesus was make believe.Such an absolute boomer piece of shit.
>>218020745Aerion wasn't counting on there being a fight at all. He thought Dunk couldn't find 6 teammates, and even if he could one of those teammates would defect at the last second (the other Fossoway) so Dunk would automatically be declared guilty.Aerion wanted to avoid any type of fight because he was intimidated by Dunk being an absolute unit who needed to be held down by 4-5 guys to prevent him from beating the shit out of Aerion. But in an actual 1v1 horse/sword fight Aerion's superior training and equipment would actually win out, yes. The only reason Dunk's not dead is because Raymun saved his ass at one point. >>218020671
>>218020768>is a young boyThat was girl
>>218020805I accept your concession
>>218020769we could've had 5 more dunk shitting scenes and i'd still rank it above all of hotd
>>218020819No thanks. How does it feel that the only (You) your effort post got is someone pointing out it isn't worth reading and demonstrates you're a retard? Lol. No more (You)s.
I claim this thread in the name of house Bracken
Does anyone have the original Stop raping ser without any edits?
Baelor was already dead before removing the helmet. Buster Scruggs-tier of goofiness.
Episode was dunkakino
>>218020852You have my sword
>>218020578It shows that shit happens in this world. Maekar killed his brother by accident. It's tragic and he'll have to live with for the rest of his--what's that-AACKK!
>>218020869>beneath the gold bitter feels
>>218020842easilythe only people who like hotd are the same people who watch horrible telenovelas all day
>>218020721Watch that episode of Rome where they do open brain surgery on Pullo with a similar wound.
>>218020745>I told you. I'm better with a sword than a lance.
>>218020870they could have sealed the helmet shut and kept him alive with blood magic
I ride with Daemon Blackfyre to battle
>>218020097it was kino, you pleb
>>218020835you forgot the Drowned God, that gives you creepy seer abilities if you die drowning
>>218020835>>George directly asked Brandon, "you're Mormon right? How do you deal with that?" And it came across with a really blunt and snarky tone. This was a few questions after he said Christians were stupid and Jesus was make believe.Proof?
Realistically how long could Baelor have lived if the helmet remained unmoved? Would maesters be able to have figured out how to keep him alive in that scenario?
Why is no one showing qt3.14 director sarah adina smith any praise or recognition for her handling of the show so far?
>>218020744To add to what you said, Egg's "fuck the blackfyres" song also mentions that Maekar was the last born son.
>>218020923*twang*
/got/hotd/dunk/, I am your man
Would dunk have been fucked if he killled the prince? Not because of the rules but because the targs would get buttmad he killed royalty, or would they have let him walk away? Obviously they couldn't have just outright denied the results but they could have fucked with him later.
>Dunk's plan was to enter the tourney>bet all his horses on it>he has zero prowess at all other than insane stamina which won't exactly help in a joustthe power of tardmaxxing
>>218020759He's secretly a maester plant
>>218019993>>218020944
>>218020866literally a dead man walking, the helmet was just holding the brain in place but he was aready losing function of it
a nice 10min episode that
>>218020922oppa vader style
>>218020942not sure what you can even realistically do in that situation, just get him to lie flat on his stomach? do you even try to remove the helmet? i think it could only buy him a few more minutes
>>218020863Duncan IDOLISED those guys who killed Rafe so much, he dreams of being a Goldcloak.
>>218020944That shot in the previous episode with Raymun being knighted mirrored with Duncan looking at Ser Arlan was great.
>>218020923I ride Daemon Blackfyre before battle.
>>218020923if Daemon was at the trial he would've beaten the 2 kingsguard and then somehow get hit by 32 arrows casting a huge morality debuff on the team
so 1 more episode and we are supossed to wait 100 years for the next season?that is why i dont watch tv that much
I can all ready see the anti-Blackfyre propaganda ramping up next season. How do we combat such blatant lies and let normies know that Daemon was the best of the Targs and the rightful king?
>>218020923Ser I beg of you, save our king.Save the realm. Save mankind.
>>218020759Steely Pate is Bloodraven.
>>218020988>somehow
>>218020583>Constant lame quips, poor padding, undercutting serious moments with dumb jokes, poorly adapting/changing the source material to push modern californian agenda.you got hyped for a marvel show with knights in it.
>>218020097>NOOOOO WHY DIDN'T THEY DRAW OUT WHAT WAS A QUICK, BRUTAL EVENT AND TURN IT INTO A SLOGFEST OF PEOPLE FUMBLING AROUND IN THE MUD FOR HALF AN HOUR????You're a fucking tool, you know that?
>>218020995did you try telling them he bore the sword brother?
>>218020993They said next year, around the same time.The benefit of needing no budget and the runtime being so short.
>>218020995The Blackfyres are the bad guys
>>218020849i gave the episode a 3/10, it was a bait and switch. and you gobbled it UP. i fucking GOT you! (SEE WHAT I DID THERE)
>>218020995The same way we always didThey may have more reach, they may have millions, but we have the truth, and we have the sword, and the king who wields it. Daeron Waters is no king of mine.
>>218020322>Ivan the terrible refferenceKek
>>218020866Nah. There's lots of real life examples of people who end up getting half their brain scooped out without dying. He could maybe survive that if the maesters tended to him quick enough but by the time they took his helmet off, the bloodloss was already to bad
>>218020998i like Daemon and Baelor man, fucking targ shits
>>218020885>beneath the cope the bitter seethe
so when will they make a show about ironborns chimping out?
if torgs have purple eyes in the books how the heck didnt dunk recognize him as one
>>218021026>number of evil blackfyres (1)>number of evil targaryens (???)
>>218020841There's not a single proof of what you said is true. You are making shit up. Maekar actor said that they discussed his character motivations with Parker... and you think they kind of forgot to tell him that he is actually quite far away in the line to the throne? Is saying that you are a fourth son instead of second seriously "too complicated"? You sound like D&D who streamlined GoT for normies in later seasons.
>>218021026Found one of Bloodravens eyes.
>>218021067not all of them have the purple eye gene
>>218020955The trial of seven ironically saved him from becoming a bum after the first tilt.
Daemon Blackfyre caught a CAREER-ENDING arrow in the face while AURAMAXXING and decided to LDAR after a FAKECEL Bloodraven tried jesterfying him on stream by shooting him with 100 arrows while he was mid-mogging LOW-TIER NORMIE Gwayne Corbray at the REDGRASS FIEL
>>218021076Maelys was not evil he was... misunderstood. A little bit quirky, if you will
Is the Bracken who’s head Kermit Tully cuts off at Harrenhall while Daemon is there the same Bracken that’s arguing with that Blackwood kid at the start of the burning mill episode? I thought they showed him dead in the mud when they cut to the battle aftermath
>no budget>better cinematography than dance>better costumes>better casting>better writingHow the hell did they fuck up the dance this badly? I can't even think of both shows taking place in the same universe.
>>218021116foidslop
>>218021107Gwayne Corbray framemogged by Blackfyre leader at RedgrassHis cortisol levels are spiking
>>218021063How did he know what color the dragon was when it was just the same symbol embossed in leather?
>>218021067They "can appear bluish" which is a silly handwave. Though it's more for all the other characters, Dunk is just a moron.>>218021097Egg has.
>>218021050>picfuck..
Why don't everybody use maces?
>>218021112No, the guy getting killed at Harrenhal is a Blackwood, the one from season 1 who kills a Bracken while trying to seduce Rahenyra These two are probably both dead in the battle
>>218021112Nice try blackcuck, it was a blackwood he executed because you're all FUCKING QUEERS
>>218021067Dunk didn't even realize he's talking to the most well spoken stable boy in the realm
>>218021138Anon..
so Duncan is like the Rocky of knights
>>218021138Because he was the guy who made it
>>218021155Banned for being too op
so the guy just died because his skull was bashed? What a pussy
Blackedfyre bros...
>>218021175just paint it over
>>218021191she's so fucking ugly godamn
>>218021067Lots of people with Valyrian ancestors have purple eyes, and Dunk grew up in Kings Landing which would have non-Targs with those features (descendants of bastards, Essosi traders, etc). It's a show only thing where only the Targs have white hair.
>>218021175the black dragon will rise again (stuck conquering the stormlands forever)
>>218021204still would
>maekar just tossing his brother aside and running towards his son the moment he gets a papercutI really liked that. Up until that moment he was kind of a non-character to me.
>>218021191Worst storyline in the entire collective series.Atleast from the moment she goes away on her own.
what would have happened if Daemon Balckfyre stayed loyal to Daeron II and were alive during the evens of AKOTSK
i heard that if you drink wildfire you will turn into a dragonis that true?
>>218021232Bastards are monstrous by nature he would’ve betrayed him eventually
>>218021237The only reason he did that was because of the brain damage he received from Dunk smashing a shield on his fucking head.
>>218021191if baelor had a river to clean his wound in he would have been fine.
>>218021228>the moment he gets a papercutgetting sliced around the femoral area can be a death sentence if it hits the artery. if dunk just aimed a bit further away to the grain and a bit more to the outside of Aerion's leg, he could've killed him
>>218021232He did stay loyalIt was Daeron and Bloodraven who conspired to seize him, forcing him to defend himselfMaybe you should ask yourself a better question>What if that spineless cuck of cursed Blackedwood lineage was never born?And the answer is: perpetual peace and prosperity in westeros.
>>218021263Wait does he actually end up doing that? I thought it was a meme.
>>218021231Still Dany.
gwayne sexo
>>218021232Daemon fucked off to his castle for like 8 years before rebelling, he wasn't interedt in the first place. He only came back cause bitterseethe and fireball filled his head with stupid ideas after the first one got cucked by bloodraven and the second got passed over for a position in the kingsguard.
>>218021271Tis but a flesh wound.
Incest Marriages aren't legitimate in the Eyes of the Seven, so nearly all Targs are truly bastards. Them playing pretend is the same as Ramsay Snow being made Ramsay Bolton by the King.
i would be baelors top guy
>>218021232>what would have happened if Daemon Balckfyre stayed loyal to Daeron II and were alive during the evens of AKOTSKHe'd probably rebel when Maekar is king.that is his nature
>>218020195>dude it’s all bran>BRAN THE BUILDER BUILDS ALLNoFuck off with that
>>218021067kings landing has quite a lot of royal bastards running around, also like all valyrians just look the same so anyone with valyrian parentage would look the same, I think lys as well is known for it?also dunk is just fucking stupid
>>218021232he probably would have fought for Duncan, if the stories are true he was a honorable knight
>>218021232assuming none of his kids rebel Daemon would’ve gone on to become someone on Daeron’s council, or maybe he would be training the next generation of Targaryen princes along with his so sons. House Blackfyre would’ve become like house Clegane to house Lannister, loyal martial house, Blackfyre the weapon would’ve become a weapon like Dawn or Forlorn, given to the most skilled fighter of the family
>>218021232he would have Bloodraven constantly trying to kill him or frame him for some fucking reason
>>218021280You can't write Targ without 3/4th of tard.
>>218021273>And the answer isThe Others taking over Westeros
so, other than the prince, who else died? only the moustache guy? they didnt kill any of the other side? and they were only fighting 6 because the drunk played drunk, and the 3 royal guards were nerfed aswell
>>218021231remember when a very observant Arya told Jon that she thinks Dany is a murderer after she burned alive half of King's Landing and Jon was like "holy shit she might be right"?
>>218021315>He'd probably rebel when Maekar is king.based desu, the best thing about Daeron was his son Baelor
>>218021330I like to think he could have founded a whole lineage of dragon knight tier warriors
>>218021281Maybe you're right.I just find her whole faceless men arc to be the worst thing, but before that her stuff is actually good while Danys is misserable most off the way through.
>>218021344What was his intention???
>>218021353moustache guy and broken leg guy died offscreen
>>218021353Humphrey Hardyng(red and white checkers, calls dunk and raymun green boys when they puke)Humphrey Beesbury(mustache)Baelor(Baelor)I think everyone on aerion's side is fine
>>218021232Daemon wasted his talents on that stupid rebellion, he was already at the top of his game as a warrior in his youth, who knows how much better he could've been had he stuck around
>>218021352They would never dare, not with a Blackfyre bull on the throne
What's the Tywin play with his house? He dumpsters Tyrion, but that would make the rulers of Casterly Rock Baratheons (by name). What was he thinking?
>BREAKING: Ser Duncan the Tall brutally framemogs prince aerion
>>218021406Tywin was actually retarded, the show made him alot smarter than he actually was, but both versions were blinded by their hate for Tyrion
>>218021406>but that would make the rulers of Casterly Rock Baratheons (by name)No, in case he didn't manage to get Jaime, it would go to Kevan and his lineLannisters don't lack for family members, Tywin just really wants Jaime to take over
>>218021361I hated the Harrenhal stuff because it made Arya really stupid in an effort to make her smart.>i don't like my brothers bannerman so i'm going to run into the woods where i was just about to get raped and tortured to death like all my friendsPlot armor retardation that just makes you wish that she actually got tortured to death.
>>218021374>>218021370man, they suck, the baratheon guy is a fraud, broken leg makes sense
>>218021406Manipulate Jaime into leaving the Kingsguard and becoming Heir. Tywin doesn't have a lot of options at that point in the story plus he believes hes a lot smarter than he is.
>>218021406>make the rules baratheonsNo? It'd pass to Kevan and his heirsCersei married out, shes no longer in line and so neither are her kids.
>the Targaryans never invaded Essos after conquering Westeros even though they had several dragon-riders with no chance of inheritingWhy?
it doesn't make up for the cut steely pate line, but it was nice to hear the smallfolk chant UP at dunk
>>218021175>4 legsSOMEONE TELL GLIDUS
>>218021447Dornish fucking shits were still an issue and taking up valuable dragon time.
how did the trial of 7 feel so high budget and low budget at the same time, is HOTD really using up that much money???
>>218021447Magic was at its strongest back then. This was the magic that the First Men and Andals were using to build shit like the Eyrie, Storms End, Wall, High Tower, etc. The Driggers would get obliterated.
you think dunk's actor's experience as a rubgy player helped him out in properly playing an absolutely beat to shit and concussed person? Cause he does it very well. Baelor as well immediately sounds fucked up when he shows up
Why did Duncan take the trial and cause Baelon's death, is he a traitor?
>>218021453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqzulMw4d0&list=RD9TqzulMw4d0&start_radio=1GET UP
>>218021472per episode I believe AKOTSK has like half? the budget of HOTD, maybe less
>>218021477Read the post again.
>>218021461He shitposted about it like, 20 seconds after it aired kek
>>218021439>the baratheon guy is a fraudLyonel took out at least one of the kingsguard and was the last person to lose his horse.
new>>218021507>>218021507>>218021507
>>218021447>why didn't the targs invade a place crawling with sorcerers and magical assassins?Why indeed.
>>218021481>Baelor as well immediately sounds fucked up when he shows uphe sounds confident but the slight tremble in his voice was getting to me even though i knew what was happening, like maybe they won't kill him off, reminds me of how i felt before ned lost his head
>>218021482baelor encouraged dunk to call for a trial of combat, neither of them expected aerion to counter call for a trial of 7, and you kind of can't back down once it escalates, since thats admitting guilt which is death, or at a minimum a hand and a foot, which is essentially death in a slower form.I know you're baiting but some anons actually do struggle to understand motivation.
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>>218021032>I was trying to be retarded on purpose but just ended up being retardedThat's because you're retarded.
>>218020047#realease the dunk cut
>>218021477GODS IT WAS STRONG BACK THEN