I'm kind of getting sick from drinking too much cider editionprevious >>218021507
>I'm going to deliver every line the same way and interact with other characters as if they're all the same personTerrible actor cast because he's 6'5
Why did that little brown girl that Dunk was with have zero impulse control?
I don't get it
>>218016436looks like jewish hunter schafer
I hope next episode the smallfolk jeer at and boo Maekar and Valar tells him he is a kinslayer.
Gurm can die standing proud. He made cinema
I need more AKOTSK pictures and fanart for my folder. Please share with me your bounties and I will grant you the finest honey of House Beesbury
>>218023178fleabottom, it almost exclusively produces thieves and cuthroats, good people either get out quickly or die
>>218023161JUST FUCKING KILL THE TARGARYEN GENIUS HOLY SHITAMOLY
MVP MVP MVP
>>218023199Gurm will die shitting A fitting end for a shitter who won't release Winds
INCESTUOUS ALIEN SHITS
Beebros... I miss our boy Humph already
>>218023213he was genuinely punching so far above his level its insane.
>I'm an oaf with a heart of gold>Can you hear my monotone making the same inflections over and over?>My eyes got slightly wider and I opened my posture to show I'm serious..my pitch got a little higher>But now I'm looking down at the ground to show I'm a little insecure at what I tried to pass off as a burst of focused passionShit actor.
White monster, not redbullredbull would get him mogged
so Rhysling 1v3'd the Kingsguard while the others fought? what a chad
Someone post the passage where they remove Baelors helm please
Why did Baelor bring a sword to a flail fight?
>>218023205This has made me accept the casting. I am at peace again.Thank you random tumblr woman.
Can you ESL idiots who post here stop using the word "casted", cast is already past tense.
>218023176>218023252(You)
>>218023252>same facial expression
>>218023213You know their cider would be fucking FIT as well.
Why do yuo think they changed it from Aerion pulling a fast on Dunk and faking a surrender?
>>218023178Purely socioeconomic reasons.
>>218023252queer how you have so many pictures of the man you hate savedcloseted little freak.
>>218023252Every single one of these things is a joy to watch
>>218023280not enough time, we needed more flashbacks
>>218023277Same recipe since Garth Greenhand brewed the first heavenly batch
What a shit episode all that build up for more than half of the episode to be a flashback.
>>218023199This was the worst episode though. The dumb flashback killed all momentum. Also the girlfriend was retarded and Dunk's foot march ridiculous.If they really wanted to tell the story of young Dunk, then they should have spaced that out over several episodes and intercut it with the main story. That would also have allowed them the show the Arlan fight (the only good part) earlier and even the action scenes out over the season.
So this show isn’t going with Dunk being a virgin (and losing it to Rohanne)?Because there’s no way teenage Dunk would be palling around with another orphan teenage girl and they weren’t having sex constantly out of boredom.
>>218023213Will this get acknowledged in the show?
>>218023316blah blahTHE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
>>218023161So did the targ princelet actually lose his manhood?
>>218023235He will bee remembered
>>218023316ORsave one episode for the flashback and make the trial as the season finale with a single 1h long episode
Be honest anons, would you have stood with Dunk?
>>218023235He will always bee with us. Atleast he went out in a buzz.
>>218023333not possible because he has children later
>>218023199gurm will die and be remembered as the fat faggot who never finished his fucking books
>>218023213Rhysling KO'd Daeron and then took on 2 KG at once, defeating one of them. Lyonel defeats one KG, maybe 2. It's unclear which of them defeats the first one. Raymun gets a handful of saves but ultimately spends the whole fight against his cousin.
>>218023306
I wonder if they’ll have “season-favorites” from this season like Raymun and Lyonel show up in future seasons, even if it makes no sense. Like in the events of The Sworn Sword.Because normies will be absolutely pissed if they have to wait 4+ seasons for Lyonel to show up again so him and Dunk can have their middle-aged duel.
>>218023316Calling it the worst episode is crybaby hyperbole but I think mostly everyone agrees with you that the Arlan part was the only good part of the flashback. But the actual trial? I feel sorry for you if you didn’t enjoy that, genuinely. It could’ve been better but it was basically Dunk v Aerion with some minor background fighting, which for me still worked. I would’ve preferred to see more of the others fighting though
>>218023355I'm a bit of a coward, but if he asked directly I'd have to because that feels worse for me. In the books he asks some of the Lords in the stands face-to-face and they blow him off.
>Now, Maekar, bash your brother’s head in with your mace
So is Quentyn appearing in the final episode?
Lol
>>218023394Preston, Quentyn is dead just give it up
>>218023383kek
>>218023391kek
Is this show supposed to be a parody? I watched the opening scene and assumed so but now I'm halfway through the episode and we're all serious.
>>218023391Wait, why does Bloodraven hate Baelor?
>>218023391it's always him
>>218023340Yeah, he could have had a flashback episode while sitting in the dungeon.
>>218023422It’s just a different vibe than DnD/Condol slop
>>218023422Just watch it and figure it out you dumb faggot
>>218023434he doesn't care for the targ dynasty, in fact he needs it to crumble
>>218023306>Andals wiping out incestuous aliensbased
>>218023453Yet he keeps propping them up against Blackfyres, I thought he just hated traitors and wanted peace, however oppressive it may have been.
so breakspear and baratheon are on maekor and two of dunks teammates are dead so where the fuck are the other 5 fighters on aerions team
>>218023399Yeah, I'm from t'pool and I was laughing when I heard them as well. I don't see the problem, take them roles lads. If I got offered a role as a robber or killer I'd take it.
>>218023316Nah. 30 minutes of just fighting would get old. They were smart to have something else in the episode.The only thing I might change is cut down the flashback and put it at the beginning right after the A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms text.That way the "Wake Up" Scene still works but it also doesn't cut out into the flow of the actual battle.
>>218023476Fighting Raymun.
>Fossoway to TargshitWhen are you leaving?>Northern to FossowaySo, when are you leaving?
>>218023434baelor is dornish scum and can't hatch dragons
>>218023474Yes, because Blackfyres would restore honore and strength to the house of the dragon, and cuckraven cannot allow it to happen
what is arlan screaming during the show
>Baelor gets killed by a mace>More like maece, amiright?This was clearly arranged by the maesters, they poisoned the mace.
>>218023387>Arlan part was the only good part of the flashbackIt wasn't good.
>>218023490>Children to FirstshitSo, when are you leaving?
>>218023476Raymun was and Robin were 2 v 4ing them (Daeron took a dive)
>>218023486Actual retard.
>>218023490this is like anglos/germanics to irish/italians to mexican/indians>>218023515native americans..
>>218023386Don't think so. They might be mentioned off hand but I get the feeling that Ira doesnt like adding in many new non-novel canon scenes, the most he did was adding the flashback scene with Rafe so maybe they could do something to that capacity, but it would be impossible to shoehorn them into sworn swords main story since its got nothing to do with either of them
>>218023490>northerner travels 1000 leagues to ask a descendant of a First Men hero when they're leaving huh?
Dunc just insta dies if he doesn't have the shield from that lance right?
>>218023476>so where the fuck are the other 5 fighters on aerions teamWe see Baratheon fighting a kingsguard in the background so we can assume he won and the white cloack is outDaeron let himself get knocked out Baelor probably took out a kingsguard too as plannedRhysling is fighting someone
>>218023530Nah he'd dodge it
>>218023391hehehehe
>>218023324I felt like in that flashback they were supposed to be younger than the actors appeared
>>218023476getting A Taste of Glory
>>218023362>
Dunk gets stabbed way too many timesIt becomes like a Monty Python skit
>>218023408Does he also think Quentyn Ball isn't dead?
>>218023399Weren't they supposed to be Irish? Having grown Dunk's Irish accent
>>218023476>Daeron took a dive. >Steffon was fighting Raymun the whole time>Rhysling and Baratheon took out at least one kingsguard each (you can see them fighting in the background).>I guess Rhysling was fighting the third kingsguard whilst Baratheon was helping Baelor with Maekar.
>>218023434eugenics, he needs dany to hatch eggs so he's searching for the right dna chain to get to someone like her, the Daemon blackfyre and Baelor ruin this
>kingsguards vs the green appleit isn't fair guysI mean, there's only three of them
>>218023530Yeah. Arlan's shield sucked
>>218023530>shield gets reinforced>shatters anywayblacksmith baka
>In 1363, Charles V of France reportedly issued an ordinance discouraging games like early forms of football and encouraging activities such as archery and wrestling instead. His reasoning was military: France was in the middle of the Hundred Years' War against England, and the crown wanted young men training in skills that would strengthen them physically and prepare them for combat.
>>218023575The thrown sword was definitely a bit much. Also the lance at the start looked it should disable him for the rest of the fight and probably kill him.
I claim this thread for House Bracken
I might be retarded, but the implication is that Aerion could've beaten Dunk one on one at this point because of his superior equipment and training right? Even without the initial fall and gut wound, the only thing Dunk had going was just his massive health pool.
>The flashback for the Mystery Knight season showing the conception of Glendon Flowers
>>218023575look up how chain mail works you fucking retard, it stops the blade from entering deep but it's not gonna offer full protection from the tip of stabs always
>>218023434Baelor is immune to weirwood mind control
>>218023505I will state my reasons for liking it, then you state yours for disliking itMy reasons (good and true):>it continues the theme of showing while Arlan has the essence of knighthood he has none of the form>it is satisfying to see retributive violence and someone strong protecting DunkYour turn.
>>218023613based ESL moron
>Despite having his skill fractured and protruding into his brain, Baelor is able to survive 10s of minutes, walk over to Dunk and give him a nice speechUh... eh...Should've just had the scene happen on the battlefield. Would've been less awkward I think.
>>218023593Even in the 14th century they were oppressing gamers
>>218023490Fossoways are descended from Garth the Green's son, Foss the Archer, little bro.
>>218023586how do you take out kingsguard without them dying?it is their oath to protect the princes, they would have to die to be stopped.
>>218023530it would be extremely painful
>>218023599Aerion expected to win by default when Dunk couldnt get 6 fighters. He would have been better off in a 1v1 for sure, although idk if 1v1s ever include a horseback component. If not he would have been fucked.
>>218023599probably but he was a coward, and to be fair dunk got hit in the head by maekar once so he was on his backfoot after that and never recovered fully since he had to fight aerion right after
>>218023632Huh. Fossoway doesn’t sound like a first man name at all, sounds very Andal
Good episode, only thing I was irritated about is not getting to see the other knights fighting more. Maybe some Fossoway vs. Fossoway action and Beesbury/Hardyngs deaths. The non-arlan portion of the flashback was kinda unnecessary, though it does make dunk standing up for tansel a bit more impactful. Overall this is the best thrones has been since season 4 and I would say in some ways feels a lot more GRMM in its style than GOT did even in seasons 1/2
>Did anyone die?>Beesbury and Hardyng, in the first charge>I meant anyone important obviously, I didn't even talk to those fucks. A literal BEE lmao and a whatever Hardyng has, see nobody even knows what Hardyng has, bunch of fucking nobodies. So nobody that mattered died, cool, let's move on without any further remarks, fuck those losers, I'm glad they diedFelt a bit out of character
>>218023626The helmet was holding his brains together, it's not impossible.
Fellas, is Maekar actually pretty decent guy?
>>218023386My understanding is the material in the second book is very thin, so I am expecting at least a couple of filler where they'll obviously have those two return.
>>218023642They yield before death because they need to live after the tourney to protect the remaining royalty I reckon
>>218023660who cares what you think, (((targshit)))
>>218023599A trial by combat is very different to a mounted 7v7 melee. Aerion has more skill but gases out fast. Dunk has strength, size, and endurance on his side. He might not be as skilled but when Aerion gases he won’t be able to give Dunk any opposition. If you watch or train mma you know just how debilitating it is to gas out in a fight
>>218023671No. He's a False Knight, Kinslayer and terrible father.
>>218023593Based. Fuck recreational sports enjoyers.
I'm not watching the show. I'm just reading critism of each episode when they are out so when my coworkers and friends talk about it on mondays I can earn their respect and admiration by being contrarian.It's worked out pretty well so far because now they don't even talk about the show with me because they fear my impeccable taste.Like today I mentioned how the flash back was dumb and went on too long. No one responded, they just silently reflected on my critism and understood I was right.
>>218023672Second book could just do Blackfyre Rebellion flashbacks (which even the comic did) because yes there isn’t much story there… Maybe a whole episode of Dunk bending Rohanne over and fucking her.
>>218023664my thoughts exactly
wait, was Raymun really fighting off all three Kingsguard on his own?
>>218023626The pressure of the helmet being caved in stopped the rest of his brains from spilling out. Wonder how long he wouldve lasted if he left the helmet on
>>218023699Wait, do they even have sex in the story?
>>218023626The fact that you are so naïve is probably lucky for you. I wish I also thought it was unrealistic, it wouldn't have been as uncomfortable to watch if I hadn't seen it many times before in reality.
>>218023692>Fuck recreational sports enjoyers.I try not to be one of those "hurr durr sportsball" retarded Redditors, but whenever I go home to my parents house for Christmastime, and my dad and my brother have football on 24/7, it drives me fucking crazy.
>>218023665beesburys are usually faggots but that one was good for helping Dunkhardyng is related to the arryns i think
>>218023709Yeah… not said explicitly but it’s not exactly subtle.Rohanne cutting off her hair too so he can jerk off to her later.
I'm struggling to remember everyone's retarded name>oh no, argon got hit in the head by meaceon, how will this affect dandelion's legacy considering dareon barely ceeded him the throne after getting slain by taqyavon?What's wrong with naming everyone Philipp, James and Francis?
>>218023178> brownIt’s a mystery
>>218023664The fight is seen from Dunc's pov, it's the same in the book. The little glimpses of other fights we see through his eyes are the same ones he sees in the book. They were actually pretty faithful with that.
>>218023686Right. I guess it would be like the Viper vs the Mountain except Aerion is nowhere as lethal
>Maekar made his own brother pay the iron pricewhy?
>>218023720Is there a reason why egg still calls dunk ser? You’d think he’d address him as a friend when trying to cheer
>>218023660The patronymic names are only seen in First Men, same with Durrandons (of Durran) or Lannister (Lann) and we see the Mountain Clans use them as well (Son of).
>>218023671terrible father, but yes.he lives in regret for the rest of his life over this, and lets egg squire for dunk because he knows egg needs an actually good influence in his life, and dunk has proven he is a good honorable knight
>>218023599Aerion expected that 1. Dunk could never get 6 teammates, and 2. even if he does, Fossoway senior would betray him at the last moment so he'd still be a man short at the final hour. Aerion never wanted it to come to a 1v1 because despite superior training and equipment Dunk is still a giant dude and 5 men needed to subdue him so he wouldn't beat Aerion to death.
george should have written more eastern whores, not these mystery meat whores
>>218023599It's not as clear in the show but the reason Dunk was able to win is because he resorted to very un-knightly fighting tactics. At the end he just drops his sword and decides to manhandle Aerion.In a one on one fight with no horses or other bullshit I imagine Dunk would probably just crush his head in like The Mountain.The horse was an immediate disadvantage and his shitty shield couldn't take a lance so he ended up with a handicap the entire fight.
>>218023626His helmet was literally holding his head in one pieceIts like being stabbed and pulling the knife out
>>218023732All the human characters (First Men, Andals) have normal sounding names, just twisted a little, but the non-humans like the V*lyrians have weird alien names, to show they are foreign and strange.
>>218023291Weird that you started thinking about homos because you like an actor.
Did the writers toddler son come up with the comedic scenes in this show?
>>218023779Yi Ti women look like THAT!?
>>218023732Darren is a drunk Aaron is a dickheadBanner is brainlessMacdonald is a kinslayershut up dumb fucking retard
>>218023742True but idk I feel like the liberty they took with his flashback in flea bottom could've been used in that scenario instead. It's surprised me how much they made me want to see more of Raymum and Lyonel compared to the book
>>218023664>though it does make dunk standing up for tansel a bit more impactful.I would argue it does the opposite. I preferred when Dunk stood up for Tanselle simply because he was fond of her and he wanted to protect someone who's innocent. Adding the twist that Tanselle looks like his old teenage crush just devalues his act because it aligns it more with being some kind of love thing rather than a chivalry thing.
>>218023575>>218023597Glad I'm not the only one
>>218023708>>218023783So what you're saying is they should have kept the helmet on for like a month to let the skull heal and maybe poured some boiling wine on it as a disinfectant?
>>218023761>durrandons (of Durran)What if Duran was bran the builders brother, and in the old tongue his name was pronounced buran, and brans kids were called burandon wich became Brandon
>>218023732You will get guys named Fillup, Jaime, and Franklyn.
>>218023422Yeah the shift in tone was a bit egregious. Could have made the flashback part more light hearted and less depraved.
>>218023770I don't think Maekar's a terrible father. Daeron's dragon dreams are so overwhelming the guy can't stand being sober, Aerion is a classic example of Targ madness, but the other two sons (Aemon, Egg) are both alright. Maekar's biggest failing as a father is giving Aerion too many chances and doesn't see through his act.
>>218023758I read this as Markiplier and was very confused.
As a true westerosi moderate I say we should torture every single t*rg shit to death and decorate the walls of king's landing with their hanged bodies
>>218023732Just follow the color schemesTargeryans are black and redEverybody else wears brigh colors
>>218023779chinese or japanese?
Surely after being the catalyst of the first-in-a-hundred-years battle that results in the death of the Prince of the realm Dunk will have some notoriety as he travels around Westeros won’t he?
>>218023837A very very very low chance of it working, but not zero. He'd still have brain damage though, but I guess rhaegel is around so whats a another mildly retarded prince?
NETANYAHU HEED MY CALL, CAST A WHITE WOMAN FOR HER
>>218023837He’d 100% die of infection but yeah. Maybe if they knew his head was cracked open, and laid him face down before removing the helmet and then securing it somehow9/10 times he’s dead anyways
Have hbo said how many seasons are planned? Are we really getting 50 years worth of time jumps/actor changes? Will whatever happened (there) at summerhall FINALLY be revealed?
>>218023878his role in it is kind of overshadowed, but yeah, people recognize the name "ser duncan the tall", people in the know at least
the king who never was
>>218023886IIRC the showrunner said he doesn't want to make any seasons that don't follow the book and the likelihood of George actually finishing the next two novellas is practically 0 so we're probably getting three seasons and that's it.
>>218023880He already did, goyNow as thanks, send a trillion more to Israel
>Arlan was singing in DothrakiI want a season where they're in the disputed lands and Dunk tells some Khal that he's Arlan's successor and they treat him like the second coming of Christ after nobody in Westeros gave a fuck
>>218023867this is the moderate position
>>218023770Wouldn't call him terrible. Aemon and Egg are actually pretty sane and stable as far as targs go and seem to at least have a stable relationship with him. Aerion seems to have just been a bad egg from birth. Only true failing was Daeron
>>218023926will you still like this if it builds up to someone finally telling dunk why, and its just because arlan had a fucking horsecock
>>218023920if we get a nude scene then i will
>>218023867>a small number of incestuous schizos that lost their homeland and think they're superior to western menw-why do you want to kill them?
>>218023920given televisions history with the israeli bait and switch of redhead characters, i'll only believe it when i see the episode air
What a kino episode
>>218023945That's the D&D version.
>>218023837Na he was completely fucked no matter what they did
>>218023943Daeron is cursed with dreams, he drinks to desensitize himself
>>218023903>act dishonorable in combat>get immediately judged by the gods
>>218023806>>218023877japanese 加藤玲菜
>>218023316Should have played the flashback at the end of the fight, before he gets back up and wins. Breaks up the action without totally blueballing the viewers. It came far too soon in the battle and just fucked the momentum of the episode up. I get the feeling the flashback was originally written to go at the end, but some genius in the writers room had the great idea to put it right at the start to really subvert le expectations. Don’t get me wrong even with this change I’d cut the flashback in half, but I think just moving it would really help the pacing.
Oh great, more WOKE POZZED garbage..
>>218023953If you think targs are Jews you must concede Baelor (or whatever based Targ you prefer) is Jewish which is just impossible >inb4 there are no based targsThe real Jewish take.
>>218023976based Leng girl
>>218023920Has there actually been an announcement for this or are you just spamming nonsense?
>>218023181The brother, maekar, grew up playing second fiddle to his paragon like brother, so maekar will fight like a demon, which he did.
>>218023953It fits.>>218023997>a mixed race mutt can't be jewishok (((anon)))
>>218023996>Nothing character that gets gutted like a fish after 10 minutesThey could have cast a talking porcupine and I wouldn’t have cared
>>218023962A toastTo a STRONG season of television
How the fuck are people enjoying this slop? Retards actually believe that this is on the same tier as early seasons GoT? Ep 5 was like 30 minutes of boring flashbacks and 5 minutes of shaky camera mud wrestling.
>>218023599>>218023599Aerion would have been expected to easily beat Dunc but he’s a coward(cheated in the joust by killing his opponent’s horse) and also Dunc is actually a huge fucking beast who goes on to be some legendary hero. Training is great but there is a thing called talent. Some people are born gifted. Bo Jackson famously never lifted weights but was one of the most physically dominant football players of all time.
>>218023971Almost all the targs are cursed with dreams to some extent. Maekars failing with him is still trying to push him to be someone he just isn't, he basically forced him into going to compete at the tourney when he knew Daeron would despise it, he shouldn't have been surprised when he hightailed it to get pissed
>>218023926If fatman wasn't a bum we could've gotten the adventures of D&E in the free cities and them meeting the Golden Company at its start with Dunk asking Bittersteel for a job while Egg tries to keep up his fake persona in front of a large amount of rebel lords who fought against his father, grandfather and uncles while getting more blackfyre rebellion history.
>>218023945>some dothraki warrior sees Arlan pissing>runs to tell everyone else>he's taken to Vaes Dothrak where they declare him an earthly representative of the Great Stallion>while there, he fucks a number of women and ends up being the grandfather of Drogo
>>218023996I can live with like 10% DEI in my fantasy show just to satisfy some quota. It's when you're replacing half the cast with black people like HOTD that it becomes unwatchable.
>>218023996Wait, Dunk is gay in the books?
>>218023181i think he was basically calling him bitchmade for not going into it wanting a proper fight and poking at the fact that his brother is likely the better fighter (which he is)i gotta hand it to baratheons for putting targ-shits in their place at every opportunity
>>218023996O no not the beloved character of Rafe! Looks like I gotta vote for Trumps 3rd term now. Thanks woke!
>>218023996Del Arroz, good American name
>>218023996What about the dozens of literal sub-Saharan African in the audience?
>>218023996NOOOOO THE CHARACTER THAT EXISTS AS A SINGULAR LINE GOT CHANGEDIM GONNA FUCKING CUT OFF MY PENIS NOWTHE WOKE MAFIA DID THIS
>>218023330Shills aren’t people.
>>218024016You are giving Jews far too much credit by comparing them to targs but then again you are probably retarded
>>218024016>It fits.according to GRRM, anyway
>>218023996Raff was never described as white nor a boy and also who gives a shit and also kill yourself
>>218023626Literally one of the things you get taught about dealing with traffic accidents is that if one of the affected is a motorcyclist wearing a helmet, you do NOT remove the fucking helmet. You just witnessed why.Though with a wound that big and medieval-tier medicine, he was probably doomed anyway. But there's been weirder stuff both in history and Westeros than a guy who needs a metal plate to hold his brains in.
>>218023962Kino half of an episode
>>218024035Yes, all those important named audience members….
Just realised if there was an evil Stokeworth they could be called "The Black Sheep".
>>218024064I thought the helmet thing was because you shouldn't be moving their neck/head at all in general.I guess holding their brain meat in place also counts
>>218023996Id rather not see a white boy get his throat slit
>>218024063>>>/lgbt/
Why did Baelor, in his final words, accuse his brother of being a bastard?
>>218024054>kvetchinglmao>>218024062I mean rootless, incestuous schizos that lost their homeland, seek to control western men, and relied on WMDs to avoid being stopped... GRRM was a little on the nose...
>>218024017this. The only problem with gender swapping this character, is that the watch would be doing rape corrections. It stretches the plausibility of the world, but no normie fag has the balls to say they should be raping Dunc's childhood GF while he's forced to watch, so... oh well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6_lNYJhuMEBaelor would still be alive if the Brackens weren't subhuman honorless scum and answered the call.
>>218024082>actually you have to hate everything or your a part of the woke mafia also pls subscribe to critical drinker NTA but also kys
>>218023996lmao all the cope responses. None of which refutes why this show isn't woke garbage.
Two TRUE and HONEST non-woke fantasy writers take a STANCE against DEI propaganda
>>218023996I like the change because it vindicated my racism
>>218024078That too. It's a little bit of everything, like, just don't remove the helmet. You don't know what it's holding together after a big crash. You need to get that person to a hospital and with a doctor immediately. More or less same principle for why you don't remove things you've gotten stabbed with, you don't know if that thing penetrated a major artery and right now it's the very thing keeping you from bleeding out.
>>218024118>Martin's work is....libtarded????
>>218024114>muh critical drinkerKWAB rent free
>>218024112He meant to answer the call, but let a cheeky fart slip by accident and everyone laughed at him and he was too embarrassed and had to sit down
i wish we were in the timeline where the token race to insert into white fiction was hot arab / latina / asian women instead of the only race on the planet that is offensively and distractingly unnattractive
I just realized Dunk is probably never getting his white horse back :(
>>218023161>until Rafe finds herself forgetting her own advice and steals from a goldcloak who has already shown himself to not take kindly to such things >and she suffers the consequences >-Lindalmao i thought all based Swedes are gone
>>218024132>heh actually it’s really cool to spend hours online complaining about black ppl in tvYeah sure bro rent free or whatever
>>218024118Orc City writer John Douglas puts WOKE in its place!
>>218024146That would require America not being the cultural hegemon and/or the transatlantic slave trade not occurring
>>218024118when can we put up the great firewall and restrict access from anyone with a latinx name
>>218024118>Jon Del ArrozAhhh yes the name of a true aryan patriot!
Was watching the episode with a few friends and they were complaining that the fight looked too sloppy and prefered the fight Jon had against that guy from flea bottom. Genuinely how the fuck do you think a fight against someone who's 6'6+ wearing a shit ton of metal and chainmail in the mud is going to look
>>218024146Yeah why are there no Latinas?They'd be perfect for Dornish girls
>conflict is over>last episode is a 30 minute epilogue??????Show would be so much better as 3 60 minute episodes.
>>218024118Here's your "strong man"
>>218024146They could just cast a hot niggress instead of someone that looks like it fell out of the neanderthal branch of the genealogy tree
>>218024159>randomly brings up critical drinker>accuses others of having shit being rent free in their headKek you’re a fucking projecting faggot.
>>218024076And his name is Bram Stokeworth and he practices blood magic
>>218024132>the cynical piss drinkercringe, commit sudoku
>>218024164Please tell me this isn’t real
>ctrl+f (You)>zero resultsI think Bloodcraven is deleting my (You)s..
>>218024192She's a Flea Bottom street urchin amongst her kind she's quite the looker.
>>218024146its fucked up that in the comics tanselle IS a token arab
>>218024202You seem particularly butthurt someone made fun of critical drinker. YouTubers aren’t your friends. Parasocial relationships aren’t real.
where are the Velaryons?
>>218024220Got all her own teeth she has
>>218024146Genuinely dont understand how modern executives dont get this. The only time ive seen dei castings go under the radar completely is when its a hot Latina in the role kek
>>218024210It is real and the guy got has gotten raped on Twitter for it many, many times. 16 million views on this one tweet, for instance
>>218024210It's real. It went viral a while ago when that retard tried to make a snarky post about Kojima/Metal Gear.Even twitter and blueskyfags were making fun of him.
>>218024202Sorry I didn’t realize he was such a trigger for you, I understand you take his role as commander in the culture war very seriously. I will abstain from referencing him
>>218023181You think he regrets saying that?
>>218024176white hag fantasy writers fear attractive brown women, so instead they just insert nappy black women >>218024222one day dornish women will be portayed correctly, once we get out of this african hell
>he was from house Strong, Maekar?
I rewatched the episode and mostly skipped over the flashback, and I'm sure it's not a surprise to anyone but the ep is much better without the flashback in the middle.I don't even hate the flashback honestly it's just too long and fucks up the flow of the ep too badly.
>>218024118
>>218024159>why don’t you just accept the blacks in your media?!Because I don’t want to.
>>218024229Stop, me cock can only get so erect!
>>218024244i want accurate Dornish
>>218024188LMAOchuds btfo
>>218024253I feel like they should've just put the flashback at the start of episode 2. Feel like it would flow a lot better into the story that way
it's over
>>218024266not what I said also touch grass also kill yourself immediately (this is a sign)
>>218024164>>218024236I don't see what's the big deal, within a single very short page he's established there was a war, why, between who and that it's over, as well as the unmeasured brutality of one of the sid- oh, it's a book? Not a short story? It's supposed to be a whole ass book?Oh no.
>>218024220she looks like a flea's bottom alright
Do people really like democracy as a good ending? I thought it was gay.
>>218024288You dropped this bud.
>>218024192They should cast my wife, Chase Infiniti
>>218024306Nobody likes anything about that ending anon
>>218024306>democracy>have a king with absolute powerhuh?they laughed at Sam's democracy idea
>>218023176His acting has been great.
GET UP SER
>>218024306it's not a democracy if your ruler is an immortal deity that can time-travel and retcon reality at any point
>>218024326Yeah he's been consistently great, probably the best overall thing about the show
there are niggers in this general, you can tell
>>218024306>democracy>leader chosen by a select couple of nobles after a civil war
>Targs have air superiority and can raze any town or castle they want>still can't beat the Dornishhow?
What are we? Some kind of knight of the seven kingdoms?
>baelors last act was making sure they didn't kill dunk with literal boiling oil like a bunch of retards Gonna miss him
>>218023599Not at all. The whole point of the trial of 7 is because Aerion was scared to face Dunk one on one.
>>218024339stop looking in the mirror, anon
>>218024331>>218024324It’s a god emperor of Dune ending that came from grrm. Bran will use his magic surveillance state powers to transition away from absolute rule to a type of council based government
get upWAITTTTTT
>>218023316The Arlan singing montage was the best part of the flashback, pure ludosoul
>>218024244>one dayUm anon, how many more ASOIAF franchise adaptions do you think they'll be making?
>>218024343Understand GRRM is a 60s hippie and Dorne was just his idea of Vietnam.
>>218024343dorne fucking sucks, its hard to live in which makes it even harder to hold while the entire populace is hostile to you
>>218024296I don't know what this exact mixed-race phenotype is, but it seems to only exist in Britain. I've never seen an African-American, or an actual African, that looks like this.
>>218024350I'm really curious how his brother is going to react next episode to learning he just fucking brained his own brother.
more like Baelor Breakskull lol
>>218024372Sounds more like Soviet Afghanistan
>>218024114NTA. >>>/lgbt/
>>218024287>red apple
>>218024296>Sleeps in storm drain so she is better washed than most>No visble blisters or sores and has a mouth full of teeth>Fast with her hands and good with money>Understands Highborns get words when they die so she is highly educated for her lotThat's a Flea Bottom 10 right there!
>>218024387Same shit.
Baelor Breakspear? More like Gaylord Brainsmear
>>218024313white women writers fear the mixed blood negress
>>218023599>>218024352Both things can be true. Aerion would still be favoured to win in a 1v1 duel because he's vastly more experienced and trained, but he (correctly) assumed and was scared of the fact that Dunk would have a decent chance due to his retard strength and wanted to remove all chances of a loss with the trial by seven
>>218024399based fuck him, there are no based targs
>>2180241593 Goodboy points have been deposited into your Reddit Karma account.
>>218024313>Chase Infinitithat's gonna be Daemon Blackfyre's wife
>>218024406>he's vastly more experiencedname some of the knights he's beaten in melees or tourneys
I need good men>fucking dies
>>218024343my understanding is that early on they basically mostly trolled the fuck out of the targs during war time, leaving entire ghost towns behind when dragon riders approachedlater on it was more of a matter of harsh environment and typical targ incompetence
>>218024118HBO does lean a bit too heavily into the depravity. Have some tasteful nude scenes. You don’t need people shitting everywhere and 12 year olds getting their throats cut.
>>218024306I refuse to believe that THIS was what George Martin had intended.
>>218024415You sure showed me buddy now get back out there on the frontlines of the culture war your people need you
>>218024433i chuckled
Thank you Ducan for ensuring The Mad King and Rhegar are born.
>>218024433What was dunk asking there? Asking to enter his service i assume?
>>218024433needed
>>218024146The frizzy mulatta from GoT was cute
>>218024452Yes
>>218024449thisonly way to wake the SHEEPLE of westeros up and get those incestuous aliens OFF the throne>because of Dunk, house targaryen went extinct HAHAHAHAHA
>>218024449>thank you Dunk
>>218024444>You sure showed me buddyChecked. Now go back.
>>218024457in book Missandei small
>>218024343The Dornish rats have desert-power.
>320
>>218024444You got it friend.
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER LET THAT BOY BE
>>218023391KEK
What's Bloodraven's ultimate goal?
>>218024449I like how in the D&D version of the story Jon, Dany and the dragons were utterly unnecessary for defeating the white walkers, making all of the prophecy and shit fucking pointless
>>218024483getting cucked and laughing while house targaryen goes extinct
>>218024457Literally can't count how many wanks I had to her topless scene.It eventually led me to Ariana Aimes.
>>218024483TotalBrackenDeath
>>218024483Doing something controversial and then acting like this when he's alone.
>>218024483eternal cavegooning to pastporn
I'm your man... I'm your top guy
>>218024430Hes been trained to be good enough to joust at a high level, im fairly sure they would've trained him to do the same with a sword considering hes part of the royal bloodline. Name some of the knights dunks beaten at that point in his life.
>>218024483saving the world from giga hitler (daenerys targaryen)
>>218024483Total Blackfyre deathTotal bracken death Stop the white walkers and help out and not
>>218024430humfrey hardyng
>>218024506was Aerion knighted? if so, him. if not, then they were about equal and Aerion still lost.
Just remembered that GOT cut a whole generation of Targs out of the shows canon and made Egg the father of Aerys instead. God damn i hate those 2 Jews so fucking much
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER LEAVE THAT BOY BE
>>218024483you want the real answer?an end to all things Valyrian, he just needs dragons first
>>218024457Too good looking for the progressives in the writing room. Blacks in media now have to be fuck ugly.
Why would Aerion call for Dunc to yield? Wouldn't he WANT to execute him since he'd die anyway for his crimes?
>>218023779Agreed.I am tired of brown girlbosses.
>>218024483Having his soul devoured by the weirwood tree network. >Farewell, Brendyn. I was a thousand times more evil than thee!
>>218024521didn't he cheat by killing his horse?
>>218024118>>218024164This guy is a failed leftist, I can tell
People are right if they had just aired the last two episodes back to back people wouldn’t be as disappointed. Definitely easy to see why Ira did his AMA last week though
>>218024549he doesn't want to get close to him cause he's already bleeding from his inner thigh
>>218024549Targs are cowards at heart and couldn't finish the job.
>>218024549It's very hard for a bad person like Aerion to understand the motivations of a good person like Dunk.You're more like Aerion.
>>218024485Dany was necessary to burn down Kings Landing and Jon was necessary to kill her after, thus clearing the way for Bloodraven to install himself on the throne.
>>218024559And if they had made it into a TV movie as they should have people would have been the least disappointed
>>218024480>"Okay, now we are going to give you some gas that will help you sleep. When you wake up you will be a little girl! Just like what you and your single mother wan-">Sir Arlan drunkenly keeps open the door>"IN THE NAME OF THE DIVORCED FATHER..."
The prophecy subverted expectations (there was no prophecy)
>>218024549Because he wasn't really able to fight himself, when Aerion has to fight him when he gets back up he's staggering and can barely pick up his own sword.
>>218024549Aerion wing by Dunk’s yield would mean Dunk is proclaimed guilty of Aerion’s accusation, which would be the same as being proven guilty at a trial, meaning Dunk’s hand and foot get amputated. Also Aerion at that point is running on fumes and can barely fight Dunk off when he gets back up
the whole addition of bloodraven and all the time travelling soothsayers/manipulators/wargs whatever the fuck was a mistake by GURM
>>218024574So like what if Tyrions stupid story speech didnt work out? (Which it 100% shouldn’t have and was fucking stupid)
for the new thread someone make a Gwin Ashford edition
Quick question.Which of Danny's three dragons is the female breeder?
>>218024118people like this is how woke comes back btw, pendulum
Egg just sat there watching his uncle with an exposed brain and Dunk in hysterics and kid didn't even shed a tear.Can see he's gonna feed his kids to dragonfire.
>>218024606>Have fantasy world >Ruin it with time travel gimmicksA tale as old as time
>>218024630>None of this would be happening if I had dragons>I should get some dragons
>>218024118John Douglas? You mean the orc city retard?
been thinking 'bout dem dragons
>>218023996>Its trueWoah, the jews can't help themselves
Man remember how bad it was tonwatch greyworm glower through 7 years?
>>218024672i kind of forgotwhat season was he introduced in? 3?
>>218024618Understand it's a make-believe story and the end points are preset. Everything from the start is made just to reach the already decided end.Tyrion's speech worked because it had to work. Could've been 101 different ways of doing it, but it doesn't change the end.
>>218024606>t. Aenys
>>218024685kiss my aenys
>>218024618Bloodraven made everyone buy it
>>218024549He could barely stand up, he hoped to finish the fight with a yield
>>218024672>Euron captures Missandei>Sansa: "They have Missandei.">Jaime: "...Who?"
>>218024672I liked how they completely cucked him and the Unsullied, they were the only military force in the city and yet they defer to all the other nobles for their gay council and then let Jon leave.
>>218024606wargs are fine, it's not like druids haven't been a constant in fantasy since foreverthe "time-traveling" would've been fine if it was just looking into events since visions of both the past and future are also established plenty throughout the seriesgiving some random fag the ability to either change the timeline entirely or undermine the story with a bootstrap paradox is completely retarded
>>218024713how many unsullied were even left?between all the fighting in slaver's bay, the losses in meereen, the battle at casterly rock, the battle at winterfell, etc.
the best scene is when dunk is teaching egg to sew the real joyful laugh dunk gives when egg gets it right is wonderful
Bake the new bread you fucking faggots
God the contrarians make my dick hardIts like having my own personal preston jacobs to rape
>>218024728Same as the number of dothraki, as many as the plot demanded. But it felt still like thousands, I don't think they took any losses really taking KL.
>>218024683Just because it’s a make believe story doesn’t mean it’s ok for that story to betray its own rules and setting at will.
>>218024733i'm going to make a Gwin Ashford thread unless someone beats me to it
>>218024647Martin actually prefers time travel scifi stories
>>218024752The speech betrayed no rules or setting. It was an election, Tyrion gave a campaign speech, the other nobles there who were coincidentally all related to Bran chose Bran. The end.
>>218024703Well that’s convenient. You could use that to wave away any criticism of your writing being shit. No wonder George is going for that.
Somebody make a thread i can’t waste good material in this graveyard
Still stuck on how good "I am your man. Please. Your man.
next >>218024806next >>218024806next >>218024806Get in there sers
>>218024730My favorite is still when Egg visits Dunk in his cells. You kind of expect Dunk to stay mad at Egg the whole episode but he softens pretty much immediately when he realizes Egg didn't mean any harm. They're good characters.
>>218024713they didn't have the balls to try and oppose them
>>218024770>who were coincidentally all related to BranNo they weren’t the fuck are you talking about?
>>218023982you are genuinely retarded and are incapable of understanding why the flashback was even there in the first place, if they had done it where you suggesting the "get up" wouldn't have meant anything. By putting it where they did, then by having the battle play after, and doing the "get up" sequence at the end, we now have all this context and udnerstanding about why Dunk is the way he is, what his core wound is, how he is standing up not just to get justice for the actor that was hurt, but for his crush who was killed, for his master who taught him to do so.please stop acting like you are smart, you aren't
when rafe took the knife again I thought she was doing it so she could stab the guy when he came back after noticing. turns out she was just a dumbass.
>>218024118that guy is a hardcore furry btw
>>218025969The best people are, unfortunately.
>>218024118fucking sissy fags
