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>>218028572Breeding Gwin Ashford between jousting matches while she calls me big and schewpid.
Oinky Oinky!
How the FUCK did Ser Arlan know Dothraki?
>>218028603Do all Ashford ladies have a big schnozz?
>meet a homeless faggot 2 days ago>Risks it all for this guy for no reason other than it'd be bad optics if he didn't after the big gay speechFuck that must have sucked. You just know he was just pretend fighting to get this shit trial over with too. I mean ffs, he knew the three kings guard wouldn't even touch him. Bro had calculated his odds and still died. What a fucking retard.
>>218028603She's just a normal teenage girl. She doesn't warrant this level of obsessive lust.
>OH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS BORN BEREFT OF THUMB!
nth for ser hue lannister
>the seed is weak
>leave Ser Duncan's virginity to me
>>218028618He fucks Dothrakis.
>>218028634oof
>>218028626Ngl baelor was kind of a fucking fraud lmfao
>>218028618What kind of hedge knight hasn't spent time serving in the free companies of essos?
>>218028627buddy its either her or dunk's mutant brown goblin
>>218028618He and Dunk share an appreciation for brown tomboys.
>>218028629Why did they turn Lyonel into a reddit character? What a letdown.
>>218028626Baelor is the potential man meme for targshit fans>j-just imagine if he hadn't died, he would have been such a great king>ignore that the targshits had 2 decent kings in 300 years, it's just bad luck. baelor would have been different!
>>218028627Her face is the only pretty thing we have in this tit-starved show.
>>218028634i forget thats its only arya that doesn't favour catelyn's appearance
>>218028684Yeah the guy who spends all of his time at fucking tourneys is totally gonna be a great ruler.
>>218028626Remember he suggested a trial by combat assuming brightflame would cuck out and not want to fight at all. Baelors plans all turned to shit.
>>218028634I thought only Sansa and Robb looked like Tullys?
>>218028684What’s your angle here
>>218028680Reddit isnt nearly that fun
>>218028659>>218028688>water in a desertI guess I understand that much.
>>218028634Cersei looks like she needs a dicking.
>>218028698Baelor is kind of a hack fraud.... LMAO...
This has probably been discussed already, but I will nonetheless query it. Was the person of the Faith of the Seven speaking before the start of the Trial of Seven a woman? Was she a Silent Sister, and if she was, why was she speaking?
>pour hot oil on woundLMAO. Might as well dunk him in hot oil and deep fry him.
>>218028698Yeah I laughed when he cringed when his nephew wanted the trial of seven kek
>>218028634I can't remember but were there any previous Lannister Baratheon marriages that Ned could even cite as tenuous evidence? Couldn't Cersei have literally just shrugged and said that perhaps the blood of the mother ran stronger than that of the father and told Ned to fuck off?
Will they ever explain why Dunk like light skin mulatto women?
>>218028728Probably a septa
>>218028731>get drunk first before frying him
>>218028728According to the cc she is a septa
>>218028740Who doesn't?
>>218028740who doesn't?
>>218028728I was streaming it for some friends and I looked away while that person was talking, and I thought it was a woman but when I looked at my screen I thought it was a boy and got so fucking confused but they're normie-ish tier so I barely stopped myself from saying anything out loud.I think it's just a really really faggy boy.
>>218028598kek
>>218028707Yeah arya and the other kid looked nortish but thats why she hated jon, he looked like a proper northman
>>218028707it's all of them but Arya, which is big part of the reason Catelyn seethes so hard about Jon. Also why Arya and Jon are so close, she literally went to him crying asking if she was a bastard too
>>218028618did a tour in essos
>>218028680this is literally in line with how 2 of the 3 baratheon brothers from ASOIAF behave.
>>218028572
>>218028719A big norfern cock would have fixed her just like it almost fixed Dany
>>218028684>>j-just imagine if he hadn't died, he would have been such a great king>reduced to a drooling idiot with half his brain missing>Maekor is named as steward in his stead>he just ends up making all the same decisions anyway, except that now Baelor stalks around the castle like a retarded toddler raping the serving girls and artistically screeching
>>218028731Imagine if Baelor had sacrificed his life to save Dunks in this trial of 7, only for some retarded blacksmith to kill him anyways shortly afterwards attempting DIY medical treatment with the completely wrong substance. Pretty clutch for Baelor to save Dunks life twice in 1 day.
>>218028779You’re a low iq base animal if you prefer right over left
I wonder what kinds of erotic noises the silent sisters made when they were being raped by the greens.
>>218028795And he'd STILL be an above average king by Targaryan standards.
>my brother’s mace most like, he’s strong :)
>>218028812Same but Helaena.
>>218028735anon, Ned literally spends hour poring over a dsuty manuscript describing past marriages betwenn different noble families, all precedent instances of marriages between Baratheon and Lannister always gave dark haired kids
>>218028731Someone crop this so that it just says "We'll get drunk"
>>218028781fuck me i wish i could be a fantasy knight whose skill at arms is valuble enough to keep me fed and happy wherever i may go on my long travels
>>218028719Ned could have fixed her
Well, /tv/?
>>218028806Marry left, make the eight with right.Simple as.
>>218028796If Baelor hadn't immediately saved his life Aerion would have also just had his head without any of the festivities
>>218028618He took a class on Dothraki studies at Kings Landing Community College. Go Dragons!
>>218028816kek
>>218028844ironically aegon iv had three children with the blackwood lady, one with the bracken
>>218028841skip the stupid ten minute love story and i'd rate it highthey did not do that
>>218028832You can join the French foreign legion right now. In fact it would probably be a substantially better life than a medieval wandering mercenary
Meanwhile at HBO>*snort* Ah fuck that's the shit! Hey you, fucking PA guy. How's Night of the Nine Kings doing? What are our ratings looking like?>Well sir reviews seem to be favorable and it's getting a lot of trac->Yeah, yeahyeahyeah good shit. Alright we need to keep this gravy train rolling. Know what I mean?>Well sir, we have two more novellas to work wit->Nah we need more. I want like six more seasons of this shit minimum. And more spinoffs too. (You), Amon, or whatever your name is, ideas?
So much fun stuff happened that we didn't get to see because we had to watch faggot ass flashback with a mutt
>>218028793>No... this can't... "bee" happening...
>>218028816Bobby B actively didn't want to be king, does literally nothing but drink and whore, and he's in the top 5. Targs are worthless inbred retards
>>218028832Ser Arlan fondly remembers all those dothraki villages he burned and all the women and children he ravaged and then sold off to slavers.
>>218028627by the size of her hands you can tell shes got a cavern pussy
>>218028793we shall never see his light again
>>218028864flashback could've been 3 scenes>dunk & negro trying to sell to the merchant, blackfyre fucking shit leather not accepted>dunk & negro trying to buy passage and getting denied>dunk & negro getting reverse mugged, negro dying and ser arlan coming in out of fucking nowhere as a clutchboom, all done in 5, 8 minutes tops
>>218028618He's half Dothraki, from the waist down
>>218028886OUT OF TEN
>>218028868that is not even comparableyeah i'd learn how to kill people very cool and then i'd be stuck as a glorified janitor the rest of my life
>>218028878Bobby's reputation is screwed over by his wife cucking him out of a true heir, and leaving Varys and LF ruin the realm for personal gain.
>>218028641>virginAccording to Preston Dunk was a child-sex slave in flea bottom
>>218028875The fight wasn't even that long, so they could've adapted every single thing written in the novel, and the filming of whatever little of the fight we got was long enough so we could've had EVERYTHING written in the novel without needing made up interracial nonsense padding more screentime.
>>218028945Dunk the Hunk, tight as a castle portcullis, they used to say.
>>218028728>speaking >Silent sisteranon
This is the shelf of the average Edmure Tully fanatic.
>>218028941Westeros was a land of peace and plenty under bobby b's wise and just rule.
>>218028874>Well, sir, there has been a lot of buzz on line about this... uhh... what was his name?>*flips through notes*>Uhh, "Sir Beesberry", Maybe we could do something wi->Yeah yeah yeah. do that. *snorts another line* We'll make him a main character in season 2>He uhh... died actually>I don't give a fuck. We'll just say Gandolf brought him back with magic. No one fucking cares. Just make it happen
I just noticed he's called Egg and then he tries to hatch the eggs. It's like poetry.
>>218028641>white lady Dunk only has eyes for cappuccino girls
>>218028740who doesn't
>>218028941Varys was destroying the realm way before bobby
>>218028961Only the extremely low iq hate the flashback.
On a scale of 1 to KINO how was the APPLEBOWL in your opinion?
>>218028941>jon arryn pretty much forced Robert to be king>jon arryn forced him to marry Cersei, Robert wanted to remain a bachelor after Lyanna died>jon arryn put all those people on the small councilyou can't really blame bobby b for anything other than trusting Jon Arryn. The irony is that if Robert had just trusted his gut on everything instead of listening to Jon and Ned he'd have been better off kek
>>218029012I liked the bit with Ser Arlan.The problem was everything else before that didn't even add anything to the story.
>>218028880ser arlan was just playin mount and bladecouldn't get enough renown from the tourneys had to roam and raid
>>218028740you dont?
>>2180289610 budget
Book Dunk = Wild Dog>Flea Bottom Street rat who was a big bully and hanged out with other bullies terrorizing people>Learned how to fight dirty till Arlen found him, took him in, and trained him in arms and chivalry>Thinks about both parents but later in live wants to travel to the wall because someone once said his father was sent there>"Maybe if I go to the wall I'd meet a big man who looks like me"Show Dunk = Puppy>Love sick puppy who is a hopeless romantic and cautious, and wanted to mercy kill a man who end his suffering >Gets saved by Ser Arlen and follows him around like he imprinted on him>Thinks about his mom and so instead of traveling he wants to stay in one placeWhich version do you prefer
>>218028999>"ah yes finally well be able to bring back the dragons, most eggselent!">burns to deathBRAVO D&D!
>>218029010Why didn't Bobby just kill Varys.Why do they need a spymaster in peacetime, and they can just get a new spymaster
>>218029026It added everything to the story. Zoomers have minds of mush just like baelor.
Are only knights allowed in a trial of 7? What if your only friends are 3 northerns and 3 ironborn?
>>218028989Only that the crown somehow became bankrupt like 5 minutes into LF's appointment as master of coin
>Take a sip my man
>>218029028Tourneys are nothing compared to lure of butter.
>>218028874>W-well Sir Dunk and Egg go to Dorne to fight pirates between books 1 and 2>W-we could have an entire season of that>People love pirates and brown Dornish girls
>>218028735Yeah but this is after Jon Arryn was assassinated so a flat denial still brings scrutiny to the whole situation. People start being questioned and you have to worry if someone like Pycelle will crack or Varys suddenly appears with irrefutable evidence you didn’t know about. Or Barristan Selmy feels honorbound to say Jaime has a habit of leaving his sleeping cell in the middle of the night, etc. The flip side is there’s also a chance Robert hears it all and just goes into denial since it would literally be the most humiliating thing to ever happen to a King and he is still half a kingdom in debt to Tywin. The first book is cool because theres like 2 dozen things where if just one person had done something differently it would radically change the ending.
>>218028603MY WIFE
It's a strange feeling having likable characters you want to root for in a GoT series again
>>218029032I'm sure making up an entire set for flea bottom complete with shop interiors and a buttload of extras was definitively cheaper than telling the same guys they've cast since the first episodes already filming on the same set for the 6th episode in a row to just swing their swords for a couple more minutes while they tell the camera crew to walk around filming more angles.
>>218029012nta but i didn't care about the klepto bitch at all and was relieved when she died because it meant things could move along. I was look forward to this episode, it could and should have been better but it was alright even with that huge waste of time.
>>218029052you are fuckedit is a wholly retarded idea that you could call a trial by combat and they could just go>okay you need to find 7 other people willing to die for youmakes the normal trial a little pointless, why don't they always do this
>>218028875that is such a cute Daeron!
>>218029025Makes you wonder who would have been king if not Robert. They certainly couldn't let another Targaryan on the throne.Ned wouldn't want it.Jon wouldn't want it.But also none of them would want someone like Tywin to claim it.
>>218028634Non black hair is unheard of in a baratheon, basically its like they are genetically black men it would take multiple generations of the receive blond gene for it to actually stick.Red hair on the other hand is seen as a special trait among the first men, it seems likely that there have been a good deal of red haired starks too me.
>>218029058Never had any problems finding coin until after bobby b was dead. Baratheon credit was tipple A.
>>218029086Spoken like a true psychopath.
>>218028740The first girl he met who was nice enough to give him the time of day was one and he caught oneitis. Many such cases
>spills spaghetti on his first interaction with the Red Widow>on the second he offends her and she slaps him>on the third one she proposes to himDo women really like retarded white big guys that much?
>>218029090There is another
Beesbury is unironically the best house
>>218029071>and he is still half a kingdom in debt to Tywinthis is actually a bonus for Robert, he can accuse the Lannisters of treason, wipe out the debt, and gets to fight in another war. Robert would have been fucking thrilledand I'm not even sure it would be that humiliating, just point out that he could have never expected the Lannisters would be such degenerate freaks. Not like Robert can be accused of shooting blanks when he's got 20 bastards running around
Whelp moved onto S2 of HotD Honestly first episode wasn't too bad, probably one of the best scenes was Aegon disrespecting his grandfather infront of the common people, and him getting drunk with all his similarly aged friends afterwards to go "god my mom and grandpa are on my ass.. also think of better nicknames" kek
>>218029020>no scene of Raymun painting his sheild apple greenshit/10
>>218029091>steely pate in the novel and the comic>fantasy dwarf in all but name (BRAVO GEORGE ACK ACK HACKTIN)>steely pate in the show>almost as tall as dunkerrmmm....????!?!?
>>218029136You WILL watch 10 minutes of goblina faggotry instead
>>218029087It pretty much came down to a 1v1 anyway. They could have showed us more of the other characters fighting.
>>218029045Because they trusted him for some reason.
>>218028971>Brandon Sanderson
>>218029136Where did he even get arts and crafts supplies in such short notice?
>>218029131it seriously is
>>218029091>when I have to watch 15 minutes of flashbackslop in the middle of my fightkino episode
>>218029116yea
>>218029116that epiphany dunk had on that last night at the osgrey tower really changed something in him for the remainder of the story and it still somewhat shows on the mystery knight
>>218029134It starts out good enough but quickly turns to shit after a few episodes.
Why is this traitor faggot not dead?
>>218028961The fight in the novel was super short, like shorter than what we saw in the show. You unironically saw a extended cut that was much better.
>>218029175Spares by his noble counsin
>>218029090If there were no Baratheons available? One of Egg’s sisters. If not there would be a Great Council, and most of the Reach has Targ blood via Daemon’s daughter. There is Elaena and her Penrose kids. Viserys Plumm.
>>218029090just break back into independent kingdoms desu, the rebel power block would still dominate Westeros and no longer have to even worry about appeasing the Targshit loyalists. The Reach would collapse into civil war, Dorne would be completely isolated, Tywin would have to suck rebel dick to not be phased out
>>218029168elaborate professor Anon
i hate seeing people get their throat slit
>>218029134W H A TW O U L DY O UH A V EM ED O ?
>>218028659That brown girl who did the play was cute imo. Also that redhead in the latest episode was sexy
>>218029131I want a spinoff of Saera's whore adventures.
>DON'T WORRY ME FUCKIN' PRINCE>A BIT O' BOILING OIL WILL FIX THAT BROKEN 'EAD OF YOURS RIGHT UP>AND THEN LET'S ALL 'AVE A BIG FOOKIN ROUND A GREEN APPLE FOSSOWAY CIDER AND GET DRUNK
>>218029178Yes, that's exactly what I just said.They cut parts from the fight in the novel and still made the show have quite the screentime for it.But if they didn't cut any parts from the fight, and made the cut parts have as much screentime as what we got in the final product, we could've had the ENTIRE FIGHT take up the ENTIRE EPISODE without needing any bullshit hamfisted interracial love story to serve as "filler".>m-muh boodjet oughhhhRefer to >>218029083
>>218029151Easy. Paint his ass green and stamp it on his shield.
>>218029238not my problem
>>218029137Irl weak ass tiny midgets arent gonna be amazing blacksmiths.
>>218029197bro go read the short novel or if you're seriously THAT lazy read the comic it'll take you like 30 mins at most
>>218029197Dunk had sex.
doesn't matter how expensive or cheap your equipment is, or how high born you are, brawling in the mud in full armor is doomed to be a messy, exhausting, and profoundly undignified affair for everyone involved. I did enjoy that.
>>218029068Based exec, hope it goes down like that>>218028952Kino
>>218029245Daemon’s daughters and their descendants not being major political players post-Dance makes no sense. They literally represent the senior line of the Dance and sort of why the whole war started.
>>218029131>>218029231>Be Jaehaerys I>Whore daughter fucked Braxton Beesbury (and moon boy for all you know)>Call Beesbury into the throne room>Did you fuck my stupid whore daughter?>"I can't BEElieve these accusations! You must have BEEn misinformed">She already confessed to it. I'm having your tongue and nose cut off and your legs and arms broken>"BEE reasonable! That's so harsh I might as well be BEEheaded!">Holy shit this is annoying, you know what, why don't you go for trial by combat?>"Sweet, which one of these old fucks do I need to BEEat?>Me, you insufferable shit>Cut him to ribbons in single combat>Raise his visor to put your sword through his face>"Oh no! I've BEEn defeated!"beesbury bantz is undefeated, had Jaehaerys seething after he spitroasted his slut daughter
>>218029252>in a story with period blood shadow assassins and dragons and 800ft ice walls spanning the width of a continent, i pause my suspension of disbelief at capable strong midgets doing anything except be comedic relief characters
>>218029248Lol, i want to know the context this picture was originally made for
>>218029245Patricia was the right choice. What a fag.
>>218029292whos the redheaded whore anyway?
>>218029264Based 7 follower
>>218029033Show dunk seems more relatable to me from this description
>>218029068>Yeah yeahyeah. Alright we get some brown chicks with fat asses. The gooner crowd will love that. All the faggy types too. Who are we gonna get? Megan thee Stalion? Gimme some names.
>>218029245if we go by canon velaryons he should've picked her but if we go by show velaryons then patricia or ellyn are the only real choices
>>218029287The same story has wildings shooting arrows that pierce mailed scarecrows ontop on of that 800 feet tall wall.The kinetic energy matches 5.56mm arms fire. The wildings should've conquered the world with their assault rifle bows.
you guys told me aerion was a walking humilitation ritual, i thought he was a shitty warrior but he has skills
>>218029287Tyrion is all the magical midget you get in asoiaf. And his magical power is driving dany insane.
>>218029355they fight haaaadloyk nordnersh
>>218029245I hope she got some food.
>>218029337Why not an Essosi marriage
>>218029306A redheaded whore.
If I was a 2nd or 3rd born Targ son I'd marry a Greyjoy girl for fun
>>218029362>trained from birth in combat like all medieval noblemenPeople forget how martial society was.
>>218029374>land of sjw colored hair and trannies as per the showwhy not indeed anon why not indeed
>>218029292Makes me wish I had played sports in my youth. It must be the best feeling in the world to win over a qt like this and have her cheering for you
>release a new Dunk & Egg novel instead of Winds of WinterImagine
>>218029404It'd be KINO and all crimes would be forgiven, if it's on par with the first 3 entries
Ser Raymun Fossoway, First of His Name, Lord of the Honeycrisps, Reds and Grens, Protector of Lunks, Breaker of Cousins.
>>218029264>>2180293117 also does nothing while all the religions have real magic and miracles
>>218029026Arlan's ok but what does the Arlan flashback contribute to the main story? That he saved Dunk?
>>218029404Bonus points if he titles it "The Gales of Autumn"
>>218029417That, very luckily, he once to Dunk to get up since it ended up being an extremelyuseful piece of advice
How the fuck did Dunk survive all of those stabs?
>>218029415Exactly. All that devil nonsense needs to be stamped out so people can live in peace.
>>218029245you saved the one about Targ kings and queens drawn in kojak style? He got Baelor perfectly.
>>218029417Yes? >In the name of the mother>LEAVE THAT BOY ALONEwhy do i even bother spoonfeeding this shit to you, if you didn't get it while watching it you're too retarded to explain anything to
>>218029404Honestly pretty believable. A Dunk & Egg book would be easier to write than a proper ASOIAF book
>>218029413Realistically he would have been killed off in the jousting phase like the other two t b h
>>218029413
>>218029280Bittersteel hates women and fags. This is known.
>>218028572You're big and stupid, anon.
>>218029231>Tumblr and TikTok love her for being a girl bossnevermind that she abused her sister and a special needs jester
>>218029379Whats the fun exactly? Getting cucked by every rando sailor in port? Asha was a turbo whore.
>>218029379Good post, always thought Asha was underrated.>>218029432Realistically he would be dead or at least crippled from the hand wound, meanwhile Aerion would bleed out in less than a minute from having his femoral artery slashed open.
>>218029432Chainmail.
>>218029404He hasn't written anything of volume in over a decade. Doubt he even has the talent anymore.
>>218029432from what i saw a number of them didn't actually go through the armor, though it does beg the question why they caused bleeding. Maybe I'm not understanding how chain mail realistically works but I would expect a dagger that does not pierce the chains to, at worst, leave some bruising.Also he's just very, very strong & very tough. These make up for his other shortcomings.
>>218029456nnhggh
>>218029432Only that lance blow was life threatening.
>>218029413cool guy, wonder if we will ever see him again after next episode
>>218028603Funny fact the actor is 16
>>218029464Dunk has giant's blood.Aerion has dragon's blood.This is a FANTASY series.
>>218029417That Arlen cemented what Dunk believes a 'true knight' to be. Arlen avenged his friend and saved him with out even knowing who they were. He did it just because that's what a knights supposed to do. Even if it was really because he was wasted as fuck and sad about his nephew dying
>>218029450Based retard
>>218029487*actressthis isn't hotd anon c'mon
>>218029487So what? Who cares? It doesn't even matter to anything anyone is saying or implying.
>>218028626>OK Guys here's the plan, we switch to tourney lances and unhorse them early, gg ez>*BEESBURY AND HARDYNG DIES IN THE FIRST CHARGE*
>>218029487old & busted hag
>>218029306a whore with red hair
>>218029462>Asha was a turbo whore.She only fucked the pretty boy in her vrwq and let her brother molest her for a bit. Far from the definition of a turbo whore.
>>218029456i love dunc so much bros
>>218029413>House Fossoway is an old noble house of First Men origin from the Age of Heroes. The Fossoways claim descent from Foss the Archer, a son of Garth Greenhand renowned for shooting apples off the head of any maid that took his fancyas with all great warriors, he is of noble First Men blood
>>218029502Relax man. I just thought she was older
>>218029432That’s kind of his thing. He isn’t super smart or mountain tier strong even though he’s tall. He’s not even a great swordsman till way later on. Dude is unnaturally resilient.
>>218029462a kraken/dragon sigil would be badass as fuck. Control of the skies and the seas
>>218029473>it does beg the question why they caused bleedingFor his main wound, they said the rings of his chainmail went deep into his flesh.
>>218029417Its the foundation of dunk's whole character about what he thinks a knight is supposed to be. Also why do you think he went apeshit when he saw the brown puppet girl being hurt? Now you know its past trauma.
>>218029462Asha flirts and makes sexual jokes, but only has sex with Qarl that I can remember. >>218029473Chain mail is designed to stop slashes first and foremost, though quality chain mail is pretty good against stabs as well.
>>218029432he's a big boy with a heart of gold
>>218029432he's a big guy
>>218029546Yeah but Brightflame stabbed him in the leg or whereabouts a few times and we see the chains don't break but blood still comes out. Was that just blood that leaked out of the main wound downwards and then was wrung out of the padding under his armour like a sponge by the force of the dagger pressing on it? What a detail to include if so.
>>218029522She was thinking about other men she had fucked before while fucking pretty boy.
>>218029199Dornish girls aren't people
>>218029456>W-well your small and mean
>>218029582Based egg
>>218029432
>>218029151>shot of Raymun getting ready>he puts on more than just the shitty gear he was already wearing(dumbass show)>Pauldrons, gauntlets, greaves>Steely Pete, the giant midget, gives him illfitting pieces of steel that hes clearly missing>Rayman nods in a generous approval, nervously>cut to some shitpleb painting the side of the stands or a post with a big bucket of green paint>shitpleb sets the bucket down>"AM GON FOR A SHITE FORE THE BIG FOOKN THING STARTS!">cutback to Raymun overhearing but ignoring the shitpleb, looking scared>He goes to shoulder his shield>notices the apple>its red>Raymun looks at the shitpleb doing his I'mgonnashitmypants powerwalk to some highgrass and squats>*shitting sound effects*>Raymun notices the unattended bucket>*zoom into the green crusty bucket*>*shit sounds still going on*>"Ser Duncan, I've got an idea...">smiles at him and runs out of frame>Ser Dumfuk looks confused as usual>*horn doooooot*>shot of all 7 knights mounted on horses>Raymun's shield now has a GREEN apple on it>a slight dribble of green paint begins to leak into the corners of the wood, disappearing>"Check it out, Ser. Better green than wormy, right? Hehehe I'm so fucking clever.">Duncan Donuts looks as retarded as ever>the kino beginswhole thing could have been 5 minutes at most but no, we absolutely NEEDED the dornish cunny flashbacks
>>218029264What about the dragon one where they offer dominion over the world and requires that you fuck your sister?
>>218029554You remember wrong.
>>218029582>I withdraw my presidential campaign!
>>218029582holy egg
>>218029582Dunk isn’t the villain
does punished maekar show up after this at all much
>>218028603Made for Dunk's BWC
>>218029554Gambeson + chainmail combo made men at arms invincible to arrow fire beyond 20 feet.
>>218029613None of the Targs do
>>218029607>Corruption>Multiple family members tragically dying>IncestBidens are Targaryens confirmed
>>218029028Why didn't he thieve a billion cattle and slaughter them and buy a castle?
>>218029379>have to pay the "iron price" for everything>refuses to be served food, every meal she raids the pantry>steals all her clothes and jewellery from your guests instead of buying her own>refuses sex unless you're doing rape play>can't ride a horseEnough to drive a man mad. The fishing trips would be fun though.
>When Steffon betrayed Dunk, he did not wait to join Dunk's side>Asked to be knighted just so he could fight, and he was knighted by the lord of a great house on the spot>Had no experience with real combat, only sparring and watching from the sidelines>Had no qualms with openly facing the Targaryen house in battle during a time of great political tension>Had no hesitation, even if it meant facing some of the most skilled and prestigious knights in the realm>Had enough honor to face his dishonorable brother, even if it meant splitting his house in twain>Threw himself into battle without plate armor>Came out alive when two seasoned knights did not>Did all of this for a lowborn hedge knight who remembered his vows. When glory called, Raymun answered. Be like Raymun.
>>218029613Doesn't matter.Everything is Bloodraven. Thanks GRRM.
>>218029456Dunk: b-baka....
>>218029432He wore two kinds of armor:Regular and ____plot___.
>>218029638>Be like Romanlets go bowling!
>>218029638arguably a cooler story than dunc, at least his brother was nice enough not to cave his skull in
>>218028603She sleeps
>>218029638Steffon is a real cunt, all my niggas hate Steffon
He bore the swordSimple as
>>218029636sounds cute as fuck
>>218029599Pate's gorget saved the day
>>218029678She looks like those Greek statues of goddesses
>>218029432He didn't. He died and Egg resurrected him by accident.
>>218029638We should all strive to be more like Ser Raymun in our own ways
>>218029688Why didn't Pate just give him actual platemail to wear? He said he had some on the wagon that was probably big enough
>>218029688>Aerion goes for heavy attack instead of spamming roll + light attack
>>218028634one of the hottest drawings of cersei
Nice to see Mister Gibson escaped Mister Hickey's sodomite clutches and made it safely to Westeros.
>The back of Prince Baelor's head reminded Duncan of a particular fat Dornish prostitute, with thighs as thick as castle walls, whose prolapsed anus was on full display after a lengthy lovemaking session with Ser Arlen and his prodigious prick.>Dunc could still recall her haunting cries...>"Oooo massa', you gon' make me squirt!"
what are we doing here lad
>>218029582Now that's Christian, trad, masculine, heterosexual, and conservative.
>>218029765I don't quite remember this part
>>218029238kek
IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHERLEAVE THAT BOY ALONE!
>>218029729He wasn't very nimble at that point either with his leg slashed. If he rolled he probably wasn't getting back up.
>>218029765Keep Baelor's name out your fucking mouth!!
Who win in a fight between Gregor and Duncan?
>>218029688Don't care about flashback whinersThe visceral feeling this fight had was great shit
>>218029814Prime Dunc wins
>>218029814Greggs was bigger
>>218029814gregor because dunk was dead before gregor was born :)
>>218029814Gregor.
>>218029814The Mountain.Dunk's thing has always been being bigger, stronger and tankier than his opponents.Gregor is a bigger Dunk who isn't afraid to rape.
Okay this is a hail mary but what if Baelor never took the helmet off? He could've gotten like 10 more years and maybe gained a cool moniker like ''Baelor the Steelhead''
>>218029814Gregor is a natural killer. My money on Greg.I think Dunk is better matched with Sandor. Might be a tie.
>>218029852He might have theoretically lived a few days or maybe even weeks before dying of blood loss or infection.
A flashback of some sorts was necessary to enact the sense of Dunk’s Fleabottom fighting style emerging, along with the meaningfulness of Arlan’s voice in his head. And for book readers I think it was nice to get some confirmation that Arlan wasn’t a piece of shit who took advantage of Dunk and never meant to knight him
>>218029852my fingers feel like wood
>>218029852Bloodraven would've warg'ed into Maekar again to finish the job.
>>218029804Monster is shit that only mexicans drink
>>218029678How many lances did she took up her arse?
>>218029852That's not how it works, but it would be funny.
>>218029889They call it a trial of 7 for a reason.
>>218029814The mountain is bigger and more skilled
>>218029899WRONG! 7 x 2 sides = 14 !
>>218029878Which reminds me, this is the only Trial of the Seven that happened for what, centuries? And Bran is a Dunkfag who's into knights and shit. Surely he warged and saw this fight,
>>218029889The ashford chair they call her.
>>218029872Don't you guys think that it's a little bit suspicious that every single instance of magic in the series requires some form of blood sacrifice?Hell even the skinchangers still take over the body of an innocent animal to do anything.
>>218029912Trials of 7 are different for women. There's only 1 side of lances in their version.
>>218029912Not including all the extras after the initial lances are broken.
>>218028598This is the gayest forced meme I’ve seen in a while. It’s so Reddit even those faggots would cringe.
i want to play a fantasy game now should i play elden ring or tears of the kingdom????
Daily reminder Lord Ashford imports sheep from the Vale.
>>218029913Who tf in westeros or irl has six friends willing to die for their lies?
my crew run deep
>>218028572How do we continue Dunk core television in the current year? These nigs made lone wolf and cub book accurate adaptation what went so right i only wish they combined episodes.
>>218028626The gods judged him.
A real trial of seven should have 3 men and a dwarf on each side.
>>218028627White skin sends brownoids into a lustful frenzy
Padding the fight really made Duncan look like an absolute shitter that only won because he was bigger than Aerion.Reminder that the book fight was>Duncan eats a glancing lance blow to his abdomen giving him his only major injury and knocking him from his horse as well as lose his shield>While Duncan is getting mud out of his visor Aerion dismounts and hits him in the side of the head knocking Duncan back to the ground and making his eye swell up>Duncan dodges the follow up and kicks the shit out of Aerion in all of a minute taking the guys shield to beat him withSword fight was a show fabrication and the dagger through his hand was knocked away the moment it was drawn.
>>218028684>Aegon 1>Jaehaerys 1>Viserys 1 (yes he ruled well even if he fucked up the line of succession majorly)>Viserys 2>Daeron 2>Aegon 5 (his children failed him)That's way more than two, and some other like aegon 3, maekar, jaehaerys 2 weren't bad either, just mediocre
>>218029930Based hater of bees
>>218029987I'm brown and I don't have any lust. I just want to hug her because she cute
>>218029932Not fantasy but Kingdom Come: Deliverance for that comfy medieval feel
>>218029984okay, smart guy. But where are they supposed to find 2 Blackwoods on such short notice?
>>218028827
>>218029932Play crusader kings and steal all your cousins only good things can happen.
Overall we feasted pretty good so far, they just need to stick the landing.
>>218029258I don't understand. Now speak it… plainly.
>>218028731>We'll drink oil then we'll pour, uh, boiling wine on it.
>>218029636Don't forget she'll smell like fish and salt.
>>218030063We sure Pete didn't get his skull caved in too off screen?
>>218029989Dunk gets beat up in every fight he's in. Kinda like brienne. He's not some untouchable anime sword master.
>>218030042based
>>218028731he wants Dunk to die from shock and have dibs on his horses and armor
>>218030088This. Arya could beat Dunk.
>>218030054should've used one of Dunk's horses. the white one, Sweetfoot? something idk
>>218028634In retrospect it's kind of absurd that she confessed immediately. Imagine if she simply stared at Ned and said something like "No? What the fuck is wrong with you" What can he even do?
Such great casting
>>218030100Steely pate has bills to pay and dunk stopped the tourney.
>>218030116That was kingly
>>218030088There's a difference between being terrible at mounted combat but great (not unbeatable or anything) in a brawl and us getting the fight becoming a last man standing kick the shit out of eachother competition that Dunk wins because he's a head taller than Aerion.
>>218029992>aegon Igot his ass kicked in Dorne, named his heir anus, almost instant civil war and inheritance battles once he died>Jae Ihis retardation destroyed the Night's Watch, dooming Westeros>viserys I"ruled well" aka the worst war in Westeros' history after he died because he ruled terribly and ignored decades long problems>Viserys IIruled for like 1 year>Daeron 2so weak he enabled his bastard brother to rebel and 4 more rebellions followed>eggfaced multiple uprisings, got almost nothing done, raised retarded kids, then killed 80% of his familylmao, this is the best targshits have to offer?
>>218030116Honor her again Bobby!
>>218030127kek. forget the breastplate stretcher, he needs a tunic stretcher.
>>218030148Is that how you speak to your king?
Daily reminder that the 'bowls of brown' could have human meat.
Ummmmmm…… seven sisters?
Just watched ep 5, wtf happened to the "a knight who remembers his vows" line? Shit was one of the best lines in the book
>>218030131Everyone cried out in joy when egg died. Targs really are terrible incestuous aliens.
>>218030155forgive me your grace*pours wine*
>>218030164Well, it's no 'My Cock Rages On' from Spartacus.
>>218030161>Doonish>Human
im gonna say itlyonel is the one with the fault for the death of baelor
is beowulf 2007 worth watching
>>218029134Just wait for the unending harrenhall scenes, almost amazing how boring and repetitive they managed to make what should have been a great storyline. Really most scenes with the blacks and Alicent, just vacuous wheel spinning
>>218030191>faultWhen a Targshit dies there is nobody at fault, for fault implies something went wrong.
So Dunc is just the paladin version of the hound?
>>218029727Dunk only ordered gorget, helm and mail and he could barely afford it. Plate would be even more expensive.
>>218030209Yeah. He's another character whose whole thing is>He's a big guy
>>218030209>>218030219That pic of duncan killing that blackfyre fucking shit
>>218030219U UU U
>>218030131What did jaehaerys do to the NW again aside from sending some kingsguards there?
>>218030188uh, so...what happened to Rafe's body?
>>218030196Alicent dreaming of retiring to a lesbian cottage beside the sea with rhaenyra didnt enthrall you?
>>218030209The hound was an actual good fighter and a real knight. The only similarity is that they’re big.
make new retards
>>218030230Brown for the bowls
Every time a new Targaryen is born, it is said, the gods spray some piss in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will stink.>Every time a Targaryen is killed, it is said, the gods make a toast and the world laughs at the dead targshit
>>218030231can only be redeemed by sex scenes between Rhae and captive Alicent in S3
>>218030241It is known
>>218030230the fleabottom boys probably had a couple rounds while she was still warm. after that, who cares
what did anon mean by this >>218030241
>>218030241Politifact Fact-Checker: TRVE
Picrel is literally me with 0.5 hours playtime back when Chiv 2 was new and had players
>>218030228>sent a shit ton of religious fanatics>creates a night's watch civil war>his dumb wife visits, gets the ick from the Nightfort because the Wall rejects abominations like Targshits>forces them to abandon the magical heart of the Wall>forces the Starks to hand over the New Gift, despite repeated warnings that they would waste it>Starks are right again, NW spread thin as a result New Gift and original Gift both go into ruin>after thousands of years of being able to man every castle and having over 10K men, NW has to start abandoning castles
>>218030256Sounds like a BFS to me
>>218030233im a showonly fag I assumed Dunc would get a lot better at fighting and being a "real knight" isn't as important as being a REAL knight, which he clearly is
>>218030250Yeah I could get into that
new >>218030289
>>218028618>I was born, grew up, spent a few years in essos, few more in flea bottom, and here I am, a half a hedge knight, so what?
>>218030275I had a lot of fun with Chivalry.But once people starting spinning like ballerinas I quit and never went back. Didn't even give the sequel a glance. That shit completely ruined the genre.
>>218030241targs are the hillbilly rejects of Valyria, weakest of the dragonriders and probably some bastard offshoot of a real house. rest of the dragonlords claimed they were exiled while the Targs LARP about leaving due to a magical dream. They are the Craster of Valyrian families
>>218030231There should have been an entire episode of just Alicent going for a swim in a lake, now that was riveting tv (swimming fully dressed of course, female nudity is a big no no in current day's hbo)
>>218030312Yet they raped westeros
>>218030164I didn't think dothraki had a word for mercy
>>218030233The hound is not a knight, he points this out many times in both the books and the show
>>218030276Ah thanks
Bros...
>>218030230The dead kingsguard got super pilfered, down to their shitrags for every last bit of copper worth and the nearby pigs ate that one guys entire head, yes including the skull. The dornish cunny? You know if you leave a corpse unattended and its a woman you'll come back and find all its holes smeared and the corpse completely naked no matter what kind of woman, yes including troons. Corpse fuckers are absolute animals. They'd probably eat her too, which in this case unless dunk moved her for proper disposal then they probably did.
>>218030449Those were gold cloaks dummy
>>218030444If Maekar really felt any regret he would have killed himself.
>>218030471right right sorry I'm so sleepy.
>>218030164>The great stallion>Arlan has giant a horse cockIt's like pottery
Since we've already determined that the laws make absolutely no sense, what exactly is stopping Aerion from making the exact same accusation against Dunk the very next day?He can then summon all 7 kingsguard to be his champions and he can just keep doing this until Dunk is dead.
>>218030567The Seven are very strict about Double Jeopardy. They've already made their judgement.
>>218030567I might rape you to death if you keep asking these retarded faggot questions every thread.
>>218030584Stop raping, ser
>>218030297lol
>>218030567The Gods' judgement is final.
