"I hope big and shwtupid crowns me Queen of Love and Beauty" editionPrevious >>218032460Thread Theme https://youtu.be/lq8NFzR-UwM
She cute, would make a heir with her
>>218035663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge3gdiMtxdg
Looking forward to the finale. I'm starting to enjoy Sam Spruell's performance too. Willem Wylde doesn't seem to be present in the episode 6 trailer, he's probably dead. I think we can strike him off the fighters A-list, in any case.
So her mom was a sheep then?
>OH FUCK OUR STORY ONLY HAS ONE FEMALE CHARACTER SHOVE A COUPLE MORE IN-- HBO, probably
>>218035695>Willem Wylde doesn't seem to be present in the episode 6 trailer, he's probably deadKWAB
>>218035663No spoiler. That's Dunk's future wife, right?
I just watched Preston's livestream on Dunk beeing alive. And holy shit that guy is so fragile to the idea of beeing wrong on anything. He got super agitated on the whole thing and exclaimed that "we were all mislead". Then he repeatedly mocked Gurrm for keeping Dunk alive, because there's supposedly no narrative left for that guy or whatever. I know that Preston loves to talk at length and very authoritatively about things he knows nothing about. But I didn't know he was so fragile lmao. Come on dude, everyone in the fandom assumed Dunk died at Summerhall, you don't have to take the leak as a personal insult kek.
>>218035705Thats how we got red boobasBased jew Ira Parker
>>218035695SHIEEEEET/ournerd/ Aerys showed up
Joffrey should have looked like this
>>218035737whats a whore doing in the lord seating area
>two ser humfreys>both dieIs Martin lazy or genius?
Medieval knights would easily beat the unsullied and dothraki. Both are either not armored at all or lightly armored. Wait out the first winter and 80% of the dothraki are already dead. The unsullied can be easily killed with missle fire. Only thing Danny has going for her are her flying nukes.
>>218035737Could you imagine if they brought back the black whore for this scene instead?Bless Red and her tits
>>218035754imagine wanting to improve on Jack Gleeson of all people
>>218035756Suck enough Dondarrion cock and you get a nice seatEasy as>>218035771>they brought back the black whore for this scene instead?Pic relatedGOD BLESS RED-BESSIE
>>218035765the dothraki are migrants. During the winter they'd just fuck off to dorne and then come back north again.
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>218035756Fucking one of said lords
>>218035663Imagine a blond boy's cum on that pale face...
>>218035730Yeah he seems pretty unstable. Can't really watch him.
>>218035787>During the winter they'd just fuck off to dorne and then come back north again.feeding off of what, exactly? the local populace?
>>218035765This. And she can not really replenish those troops, only hope massive support from westeros houses to get other troops.
>>218035765the idea of the dothraki going to westeros is a history buff idea GRRM got infatuated with, but it was never actually going to be interesting in the world he wrote.
>>218035789
>>218035796any youtuber trying to keep making this IP pay their rent would become mentally unstable after this number of years, especially given GRRM's obvious indifference.
>>218035730>And holy shit that guy is so fragile to the idea of beeing wrong on anything.>authoritatively about things he knows nothing aboutHe's an actual state dept. glowie and a jew, what did you expect.
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
I don't like most of the show's original content. They should've just faithfully adapted the novella in a two and a half hour movie.
>>218035695>>218035751That man looks too old to be Aerys, but then again Maekar looks old as fuck too for a 35 something year oldWho do we think is the woman? The only Targ female alive and that old during this period is Elaena, but I don't want to think it's her because she's missing the golden streak
What are they going to do for season 2? There is barely any action in The Sworn Sword. Is it just going to be 2 hours of Dunk flirting with Rohanne? That season is going to get tons of Blackfyre rebellion flashbacks.
>leave Ser Duncan's virginity to me
>Let's say Viserys Targaryen lands with 40,000 Dothraki screamers at his back. We hole up in our castles. A wise move. Only a fool would meet the Dothraki in an open field. They leave us in our castles. They go from town to town, looting and burning, killing every man who can't hide behind a stone wall, stealing all our crops and livestock, enslaving all our women and children. How long do the people of the Seven Kingdoms stand behind their absentee king, their cowardly king hiding behind high walls? When do the people decide that Viserys Targaryen is the rightful monarch after all?
>>218035831>original contentGo watch HoTD. You'll appreciate it after.
>>218035837>That season is going to get tons of Blackfyre rebellion flashbacks.Like that's a bad thing.
>>218035832Dunk is suppose to be 16 but actor is 30. Reason why he is so awkward virgin, now it is bit weird.
>>218035839Your genes produced an inbred gooner and a sisterfucker.
>>218035765Big difference with historical mongols and dothraki is that the logistics are just too difficult in asoiaf.If there was a land connection, they could rain hell on the crownlands, reach, riverlands and stormlands at least, but even then probably not hold it.There are a lot of castles and sieges take time and winter is coming.I'm sure they could be useful for smaller campaigns, but on their own they don't make much sense.
>>218035854Dothraki were shitters who had no armor. One sweep of the Knights of the Vale and they would be toast.
>>218035765Medieval armies were mostly made up of infantry anyway. Only a third at most were heavily armored mounted knights, so it's not like the spearmen and cavalry she already has would be out of place. She just has to win over some local lords to add knights to her army. Her Dothraki horsemen would probably have to armor up a little.
>>218035863Maybe it's because we used to have 30 year olds playing teenagers in hollywood all the time but to me he doesn't look that weird
>>21803586316 yo be ruling kindgoms and winning tournaments and i am here almost 30 playing vidya and fapping
>>218035832It's Elaena, there's no other option like you said. They could justify her not having the golden streak cause she's like 50-60yo and by then and all her hair went gray, it's not like they missed Valarr's silver streak, they actually added it in. Doubt they'd fuck it up with the golden streak when they even dyed Kiera's hair pink like in fanart.
>>218035856Then why don't they just produce a TV show about the Blackfyre Rebellion? Honestly one of the most pointless wars and Daemon KWAB himself.
>>218035832Nvm I realized it could be Daena THE mother of Daemon Blackfyre as well
>>218035854How are the dothraki so unstopable?They are light cav, wouldn't they get utterly destroyed by some peasants with pikes?
>>218035832Gods what a stupid hat. Who clothed you? Some nerd with a midget fetish?
>>218035765It just seems in general that Westeros is more militarised than Essos based on what we are told. A lot of the Free Cities depend on mercenaries, mercenaries that are considered unreliable in keeping their contract and which are not large in numbers per group - the exception on both accounts being the Golden Company, but the Golden Company itself in total only numbers 10,000 (which is seemingly everyone that is part of it rather than 10,000 actual full soldiers). There are also slave soldiers of varying quality. Westerosi meanwhile has people who are actual soldiers/warriors and smallfolk levies to throw into the meatgrinder. It just seems like in both quality and quantity the Westerosi are superior militarily.
>>218035898Why would Daena side with the side that killed her son?
>>218035901Essos seems like they were more modernized than Westeros. Essos has magic and shit. It's like the Byzantine empire having canons and Greek fire vs Western Europe that just zerg you with horses.
>>218035912It could be that they're keeping her around like a political prisonerWe also don't know how much Daena was involved in the rebellion, she may not have supported it from the start
>>218035881Maybe sun has aged him. Because of timeline he must be 16-19. Also it would be weird that he had been squire to arlan so long if he was 20-30.
>>218035855In fact HOTD S1 original content was pretty good. They took Viserys, who was a non-character in Fire & Blood, and turned him into one of the most liked characters of the ASOAIF adaptations. They completely shat the bed in S2 it's true, but that doesn't change the fact that AKoTSK original scenes add nothing meaningful to the story and are only there as padding.
>>218035863I think they aged up Dunk a lot. I think he was 20-22. Just like they aged up Jon,Robb and Daenerys.
>>218035765in a ""realistic"" asoiaf the Dothraki would indeed be shit against Westeros armor & strategy, the GOT S1 duel of Jorah vs the horselord is a perfect mini-encapsulation of how it would go down. but GRRM loves his le epic mongol noble savages and they'll overpower anyone if he wants them to
>>218035894Could it be Myriah Martell? I mean those assholes didn't give a shit about Rhaenys with her white hair. Slap a targaryan wig on an old lady and call her Baelor's mother.
>>218035854>Westeros is all plainsThey'd get fucked trying to go north. Not to mention that Westeros having a common enemy would make the whole region better since it would stop any in-fighting or political maneuvers with the whole realm uniting to kill off the Dothraki. I doubt anyone except for savages would side with them. I don't know why Robert assumed that the fingers of the realm wouldn't close in to a fist once they see the Dorthraki coming.
>>218035963The bed shitting started long before S2 and all the rot you don't like in S2 can be traced back to S1. S01E08 (Viserys death episode) is very interesting in the sense that it's a very well directed and acted episode that simultaneously takes a complete shit on the Dance by changing crucial story points.
>>218035730Who the fuck is Preston and why do you fags keep mentioning him? I'm gathering he's a gay e-celeb you people seem to have a parasocial thing for
>>218035796I always had the suspicion that Preston's obsession with seeing a million conspiracies in the books (and him beliving Grrm is deceiving us about all of this) was a function of him suffering from conspirational thinking mode irl. He sees patterns and connections were there are none.
Bro, how old was Dunk during the flashback? To me, he looked 14. If that was the aftermath of the battle of the Redgrass Field in 196, and the tourney at Ashford was 209. Dunk would have been 26-27. Did they fuck up his age and continuity?
>>218035663Do you think she is unhappy her nameday celebration is marked by a smallfolk riot in result to a prince deliberately killing a horse? An event itself overshadowed by the occurrence of an exceptional Trial by Seven? The trail that robbed her of the chance of being crowned Queen of Love and Beauty and that resulted in 3 (maybe 4 if one of the Kingsguard is also dead) men dying, including the Crown Prince & Hand of the King, for some big and stupid! hedge knight? Or is it witnessing all this is just better than being crowned, and moreover she actually secretly wanted even more death?
who's the biggest jobber in the knight of the seven kingdoms?
>>218035995it's not Myriah, they've shown her silhouette in one of the behind the scenes videos and she has black hairAlso they kept Baelor's black hair
>>218036020Indeed. The characterization of Alicent and Rhaenyra as childhood friends. The way they played it as the two being tied by their duties unable to escape this "cruel" fate that they seem to have. It was obvious they wanted it to be a main plot point going forward when the split happened between the families.
>>218035730100% GRRM hates his guts. Like he has to know about Preston who's been talking about him for a decade now. I remember watching Preston videos back when The Red Wedding was airing.
>>218036057Didn't the guy who broke his leg in the joust against aerion die in the first charge of the trial of seven?
>>218036052no one remembers any of that shit, dude
Is Robyn Rhysling fighting three kingsguard knights on his own out of frame?
>>218036071Well she's a granny now they could just say her black hair turned white.
>>218036075>The characterization of Alicent and Rhaenyra as childhood friends.I was on board with this, because it was initially presented as a friends-to-enemies dynamic. In S01E07 their dynamic felt pretty much perfect. But in S01E08 after Alicent sees Rhaenyra execute Vaemond she just... relents and decides she wants to be besties again? The domino effect of that creative decision fucked so many other things up in the story.
>>218036009Because he knows that there's a shitload of corrupt lords that would gladly back Viserys if he looked like he was about to win. Heck, the fucking Martells were actually planning on doing that.
>>218035837Do we know for sure the next season will be The Sworn Sword? Because we know that chronological Dunk and Egg spent some time before that searching for Tansell in Dorn and then partying with a young Maester Aemon in Old Town. We only get a short mention of all of that in the next story. You could certainly make a season of TV out of that, and it would allow the show writers to be creative on their own.
It’s guaranteed they’re going to make Rohanne Webber black, right? She’s both a redhead and sexual tension for Dunk.
>>218036135>it would allow the show writers to be creative on their own.They gonna fuck it up. Probably write dunk fighting against others or something else "epic"
>>218036143Already cast Lucy Boynton
>>218036135Well, they announced Rohanne Webber, and they're shooting it right now. I think they want to make it an annual release because Dexter Ansel will grow up way too fast to be a believable Egg.
>>218036179boyntonfag get a grip already, yes it would be nice if we got a pretty white woman as rohanne but stop getting ahead of yourself
>>21803585440.000 Light Cavalary are kinda a meme and not really good when the enemy has a decent commander.>ambush them in the forrest, horses don't run into the forest or they cripple themselves on roots or small holes>wear wolf heads and other predators animal hides to scare them away from charging. (might not work) Horses are fleeing animals.>when in open field, dig trenches and they cannot charge anymore>all you need are stone slingers honestly, don't even have to use iron arrows since they ain't using armorIt would also be a logistical nightmare to feed these unorganized fucks. Have fun feeding them in a foreign land with no direct supply route. Local lords will have all the crops and livestock in their castle or burned. Not a single lord would back this shitty campaign without the dragons.
>>218036171is she gonna do blackface?
>>218036200she's going to be blackedEustace Osgrey will be Eustace OsBLACK
>>218035730This applies to anyone who has YouTube channels about whatever franchise where it becomes such a part of their life. They develop something of a religiosity about it since they are that focused and engrossed in it - even just something like editing videos is time they are spending on it, let alone all the actual theorising and discussion they are engaged in. We watch or read something, think about it, post either as serious discussion or shitposting about it and so on, but we are not constantly thinking about it in a way they are. Someone like Preston is just not in a normal or healthy mental state.
>>218035663TAOOBA!
>>218036044where the fuck is prestons review? he got so fucked by the accidental reveal he's gone into a spiral, oh also fuck off redditor, you aren't welcome
>>218035901>Golden CompanyWhich is such an odd one amongst the mix given they were founded by Westeros exiles.
>>218036179God, please let her slap me
>>218036078I don't think GRRM even knows Preston exists lol. Yesm I know they talked once at a convention or something, but I doubt GRRM knows or cares about the celebs of the fandom.
>>218036057The kingsguard who are all missing during the melee at the end. Robyn Rhysling is the only person on the other team missing so they must be failing at fighting him 3 against 1.
>>218035695Is the girl to the left of Valarr another nig in a blonde wig like the Velaryon abominations from HOTD!?
>>218036267you are seriously underestimating gurms petty hateful streak, of course he knows, and he takes joy in torturing him, thats all to the good.
>>218036267I'm sure one of his minons have told him about him. Like, look at this idiot. His cohost said he has contacts with the showrunner of AKOTSK
>>218036272tyroshi
>>218036267>I doubt GRRM knows or cares about the celebs of the fandomhe mentioned /ourguys/ in his blog
>>218035751Aerys couldn't be bothered to walk the five steps from his library to his bedroom to consummate his marriage; he isn't travelling to Ashford for a funeral.
>>218036272It's Valaar Targaryan's wife. She's from Tyrosh.
>>218035730For me it was his meltdown ages ago about why it's insane to not want to be circumcised
>>218036088Lyonel took out one, it'd be 2 on 1.
>>218036340No fucking way
>>218035829>You have to vote for Hillary, you just have to!
>>218036319Wow, I didn't know about that. Alt is cool, but Glidus is a massive gay faggot.
>>218035754>tfw Joffrey would look like meBut I'm Tommen...
>>218036340Link?
>>218035730i have no idea why you people give a shit about ecelebs like preston or alt shit x or similar guysASOIAF is largely dead, GRRM hasn't written anything new in ages, these guys are just trying to come up with random bullshit to reach the next paycheck but they've got no materialtheir content is either just lazily narrating what they thinkh happens on screen in an HBO show or they make up complete nonsense engagement baitthe only reason i could see that you give a shit about such ecelebs is that you're nostalgic for the early 2010s when the GOTmania was at its peak and people still thought GRRM was writing
>>218036220Often it's the opposite though, they begin to looooathe the subject of their channel, any attempt to branch out leads to a drop in viewers and therefore shekels so they're stuck in this very public golden handcuffs gig where they cannot control their emotions enough to be presentable nor muster up the courage to actually do what they really want.
>>218036215Oh my god, you’re right. There’s no way in hell they’re not going to make Eustace an old black man.
>>218035730That’s the beauty of Preston. At one moment he can deduce the entirety of She-Wolves of Winterfell and then five minutes later say Ramsay is not Roose’s son.
Blackfyre sword is sign of rightful king. As it is missing, there is no rightful king.
>>218036272Valarr's wife from Tyrosh, she looks like a seamonkey.
>>218036179Random anon posts on social media isn't a fucking formal announcement you retard
>>218036392Preston is not an eceleb. He is literally a fulltime glowie with a wife and kids who spends his free time doing three hour livestreams and writing a winds of winter fanfic.
>>218036215Fuck. They'll do it 100%.
>>218036420cute!
>>218036419It's in Ilyrio's garden. Tyrion walks past it.
>>218036403>>218036440Why yes this is Lord Eustace of the thousand year old house of Osgrey, how could you tell
Any good AoIaF porn parodies bros?
>>218036340Typical kike. I don't even know why people give him views he's not even funny as a lolcow.
>>218036360>>218036386Source: trust me bro as it was on one of his theory videos from way back I think, but he basically goes on a tangent that because apparently circumcision, according to completely unbiased sources, reduces penile cancer by like 0.23% there isn't a good reason to not engage in the barbaric practice.
>>218036450Don't know about parodies, but there's lots of actual porn:>>>/aco/8953619
gonna go check if people have already started writing the "baelor survives" fanfics
>>218036473will he chop his limbs off too? can't get skin cancer where you don't have skin
>>218036420Fucking disgusting
>>218036392>ecelebpreston isn't he just makes shit because he is obbessed absolutely obsessed with gurm, he posts because he want's to argue and discuss his shit. You see little zoome back in the day people posting on yt were doing so because they wanted to, it wasn't part of their income or indeed their entire income, some of those yt people still exist one of them is preston, the most autistic fan that ever was or ever will be, now where is your fucking review you faggot?
>>218036405>say Ramsay is not Roose’s son.tbf that is a common enough theory, the real stupidity comes from when he attempts to play silly linguistic games and transform turn of phrases into literal statements
>>218036491"Arms have utility, foreskins do not" or something, even though foreskins very much do have utility and I would recommend that everyone watches Sex & Circumcision: An American Love Story by Eric Clopper
>>218036320maybe he was visiting oldtown cause he ran out of books to read in KL
>>218036493>yt people>preston (((jacobs)))jej
>>218036493hi Preston
>>218036483wow it's basically all shit
What's with royalty wanting to marry mutts from overseas? The Targaryens do that shit. The Windsors do as well.
>>218035730I'm pretty sure I was interacting with him earlier, some aon got super super fucking upest that I suggested dunk surviving makes sense, something that I've said for years, but then I get this anon picking apart my spelling, literally everything except the point at hand. Preston needs to chill the fuck out.
>>218035891Same but 25 bro
>>218036559Foreign allies? Also same reason you use foreigners as bodyguards, sole loyalty to you
>>218036559Westerosi women are grim.
>>218036052she probably masturbated furiously after and had the best orgasm in his 16 years of life
>>218036559All the good Targ huzz vanished after Alysanne.
>>218036562The angry anon last night arguing that Dunk and Rafe weren't looting the Redgrass field and that it was some other battlefield could've perfectly been him if it wasn't such a retarded argument.
>>218036614The tourney was her 13th birthday, anon
>>218036639booba
Is there actually a source for Dunk surviving Summerhall or is it just conjecture?
>>218036020>best episode of both seasons by a long shot>also lore rapingConflicted feelings
>>218035688Is the milk truck there
>>218036179
>>218036662This. All she wanted was a kiss from a big and stupid knight. None of that murder derby.
>>218036668i dreamt gurm told dexter and peter and then they did an interview and dexter blurted it out
>>218036668During an interview Egg said fatman told them and Dunk was about clout him in the ear.
>>218036639aye
>>218036668The kid got baited into telling what happens at summerhall from George https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qjQFtCaspxM
>>218036425it wasLEAKED
>>218036668clout in the ear, never happened
>>218036639Me on the right.
>>218036726Ah so out of universe fat fuck gibbering, safe to ignore as not canon
If it wasn't set in the Game of Thrones world no one would watch this crap, it's the only thing carrying the show.
>>218036774ok preston, why not just work on your review? I know your entire world has been shook but you really need to understand this is just a story
Bloodraven snuck in at night and chiseled away on the back of that helmet
>>218036774sure if you're a delusional retard
Is Raymun this awesome in the books or is it the casting that makes him great?
why are wybois like this
>>218036800Nah, Shiera just put some weakening spell on it.
>>218036810Book Raymun is also goated.
>>218036808If something has not been published then it is not canon, believing otherwise is itself the highest form of delusion.
>>218036793a true knight fighting against injustice? are you fucking kidding me? give me another one this instant, adaptation of Ivanhoe right fucking now.
>>218036818Puppet girl is cuter though, would date and maybe wifeRafe can die in that gutter for all I care tho
Are 4 pages actually a lot?
>>218036837>R + L = J is delusion
>>218036849I think it's the most pages in the Kingsguard book
>>218036837ok preston,calm down its ok, go watch forbidden planet again then drink your warm milk and go to sleep
>>218036837Hm, on the one hand, the creator of the series is divulging information about the world; on the other, this nobody on the internet is saying it doesn't count. I'm just not sure which side to agree with.
>>218036854It's a theory, but to pretend that it's anything concrete is indeed delusion. Sure, it is in the TV canon but in the books? We just don't know.
>>218036493I tried listening to one of his shitty live shows, but he just cries about American politics the whole time (despite living in Taiwan). Anyone actually autistic would have the fandom purity not to pollute their videos like that.
>>218036880lol
>>218036854It would be more kino if young Griff was actually Rhaegar's kid and Jon is actually Ned's bastard by Ashara Dayne.
>>218036874Fat fuck has repeatedly said things that haven't come to pass. Again, if he wishes to make something canon then he should maybe write the books.
>>218036891you are a noob, you have no idea the progression, or digression w/e you'd like of Preston the inconsolable
>>218036906ok buddy, maybe go work on those reviews
>>218036891>but he just cries about American politics the whole time (despite living in Taiwan)That's because he's stationed there as a glow. Hopefully Xi bombs the island soon
How was Robin Rhysling giving like 2 kingsguards at the same time problemsIs he actually that goated?
>>218036971He's the Warrior himself. The gods were backing Dunk.
>>218036662>>218036701cute and funny moment
I don't get the obsession with Bloodraven. He's just been sitting in a cave doing nothing for the whole series.
>>218035730Nothing will EVER beat the lunch or brunch or whatever he got invited to where he asked george about his thousand world shit and george pretty much having no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
>>218036891anyone who can holdf downa job and a life and make vidoes because they want to rather then because they want to make money. You fucking jeet faggot newfag fucking worthless piece of shit. Preston maybe a retard but he's in it for the love of the game not for making money, god I fucking hate you giffiters and giffter lovers.
>>218035899I assume its because peasant levys would shit themselves and run rather than taking the charge head on. Like other people said its hard to imagine how they wouldn’t get wrecked by knights. But Robbs whole army is like 20,000 men with everyone he can muster, its got to be hard to muster 10,000 knights let alone get them all to where they need to be to force the dothraki into battle in an open field
>>218036973el ogre dos desembarco del rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqYrUVUPO_kAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218036905>Jon is actually Ned's bastard by Ashara Dayne.Brandon's bastard. I think Ned was too much of a pussy to ask Ashara for a dance and Brandon was the one who asked for his little brother. + the hints from the book from Ned's own POV where he thinks of Catelyn while in prison and never once thinks of Ashara + Barristan Selmy saying Stark dishonored Ashara but having nothing but good things to say about Ned leads me to believe Ashara's child is Brandon's bastard.
>>218036849A lot of them probably only got 2 sentences.
>>218036849Aren't most logs like a paragraph or a page? 4 pages is historical
We just witnessed one of the best episodes in television history. Everything else is just downhill from here right? Is there anything in the other books that will reach these levels?
>>218036971The gods guide the righteous in a trial by combat.
>>218037033That would be even more based but I doubt the fatso even remembers Brandon.
>>218037013i'm gonna cry
>>218037048Season 2 is going to be more about character development than action although there is one big fight at the end.
>>218035899Dothraki fuck the shit out of peasants as a way of life, whereas you have to be pretty ballsy to withstand a cavalry charge, which some rando farmer you handed a pike is not going to be.
>>218036994
>>218037048yes, this ones good the next one is better. The Knight who remembers his vows.
>>218037048half the episode was shit though
>>218037091Why did she slap?
>>218035899Dothraki are horse archers, you can stand there with your pike and just get bodied by arrows.
Targshits never recovered from this
>>2180371061/3. The scenes with his master are good
>>218037122Did Rhaenys survive and just got raped in the Uller dungeons for eternity? She literally got BLACKED for the rest of her life.
>>218036843Cant you tell this show is shit you brown retard?
>>218036994They gotta pin every bad thing that happens in the Seven Kingdoms on the weird kid cause they're jelly he got the hottest tween pussy in the Realm.
>>218035663Which noble house is the chillest? Like, if we rank them, which one would take more shit from you in a easy way, before having your tongue removed?
>>218037172Everyone got that pussy
>>218037005Hey, I used to like Preston when he did theory videos. Even though they were stupid and he said stupid shit; my favourite being when he says the girl in Braavos laughing at Lord Swyft's clothing is because he is wearing bright clothes like a young man (and not the very obvious reason of Harys having a big chicken plastered on his tabard), or Quenton being alive (which is laughable!) and his ridiculous Dronish Master Plan shit but his livestreaming is clearly a grift and he doesn't have enough force of personality to be interesting or entertaining without crying about things happening in the US.
>>218037052Shoutout to my boy the mountain, gods most righteous warrior.
>>218036419Based and swordpilled
>>218037172Anon, EVERYONE got that pussy.
>>218037179Is his Daenerys and the Red Door theory Schizo? Lemon Trees don't grow in Braavos so where the fuck is Daenerys remembering the red door and the lemon tree and the theory was that she was raised in Dorne.
>>218037119>Dothraki are horse archersAre they even? The show only ever has them use those dumb sicle swords, and I believe the books too. Gurrm's writing on the Dothraki is so abysmally bad, he reveals himself as a complete hack.
>>218037216She was raised west of Westeros
>>218037192Daemon is dead, take your blackfyre posts elsewhere.
>>218037152can't you tell this show is kino, you fucking moron? I'm Norwegian/English you fucking retard. I have seen more movies and shows and have read more books about knights both real and fictional from hundreds of years ago until today then you could ever comprehend you worthless little mutt. I own an original copy of Man of La Mancha it signed by Cervantes. Its co signed by Wasserman. You don't know what i'm talking about of course brain dead idiot now go squat on a dung heap and add to the pile. You make me sad.
>>218037241What is dead may never die!
>>218035663I sometimes think to myself "Man, this show is just kind of average. Why am I so invested?" and then realise that a fairly average series is the best ASOIAF content produced in the last 10 fucking years, and is better than almost all series produced in the last 5. Fuck, that's depressing.
>>218037228Yeah. When they squared off agajnst the Unsullied at Qohor(?) they rained down wave after wave of arrows, which caused the unsullied to lock shields, after which the Dothraki would charge and the unsullied raised their spears again. That discipline is what earned the Unsullied mad respect from the Khal.
Give me some Beesbury memes please
>>218037179he's not griffting he's just locked in to his nonsense and can't let it go.
>>218037216This is an old theory that predates Preston, one that George has said is important. The real reason is because, in initial drafts, Dany and Viserys were staying in Tyrosh NOT Braavos and they probably got moved to Braavos as the geography and history of the world changed.
>>218037179How is he grifting he’s livestreaming to 600 people
>>218035730Preston became a bitter nitpicker. Cant watch his videos anymore.
>>218037177House Tyrell seems pretty chill and have tons of hot people.
>>218037278the bee has stung let us hope the thorn has found its target, for the bee has fallen, the hive remains
man the brat just needs to shout a bit louder. The fight would just stop without his uncle's brain getting smashed
>The known lover of Brynden Rivers, she is said to have been the most beautiful woman of the Seven Kingdoms.>Bittersteel and Bloodraven both loved Shiera Seastar, and the Seven Kingdoms bled.>—Barristan Selmy's thoughtsIra better not fuck it up and cast her before Netflix takes over and mutts her.
>>218037362Why would they cast her? She's not in any of the stories
>>218037362She's a confirmed nog.
>>218037119Form ranks you maggots! Pikes in front!Archer behind!
does he actually have this bee hat in the books
>>218037278>>218037335
>>218036694how do i get this as a orphan from flea bottom
RELEASE THE BLOODMOON TAPES!
>>218037278
>>218037392he is all he can bee
>>218037392That's none of your bee's knees
>this is what a brigandine looks likeMy dumbass always thought brigandines were just leather vests. This makes so much more sense
>>218037033kinda a cunt move to fuck your little brother's crush
>>218036818Dude if Yi Ti women were in Dunk would be FINISHED
>trial he has no stakes in>knows he will die>joins anywayFor the Bees.What was his problem why would he do this, he seemed so jolly at Lyonels party
when is Game of Thrones 2 coming out
>>218037489He's just based like that.
>>218037473He wouldn’t find a tall Yi Ti woman though, thats where the infatuation really comes from
>>218037489he's just beeing himself
>>218037392not explicitly stated IIRC, but it's not uncommon for helmets to be decorated with house sigilsLonginch's helmet had an onyx spider on it
>>218037489He hates incestuous aliens too.
that whistling song has been stuck in my head for a new days
>>218037530Better than singing about alice at work.
>>218037521Oh I love spiders! I looked it up and the Webber sigil is a spiderDo we ever get to see tarantulas described in the books?
>>218035899charge against formations was a heavy cav thinglight cav was flexible and was used against archers, flanks or stuff like fuck supplies or isolate pplalso dothraki has horse arches and are very skilled like mongols
>>218037241But his cause carries on.
Do you think the Andals brought banners and sigils to Westeros or were the First Men all about that?
>>218037521are we gonna see this guy next season? I wanna peep that helm
>DONDARRIONS COCK IS A BABY CARROT!!
>>218035663Imagine correcting her sexually
>>218037592Yes he gets a kino duel with dunk
>>218036044>>218036047>>218036231Yeah this is a David Lightbringer board, faggots.
>>218037586The first men were barbarian savages. Probably didn't even have clothes.
>>218037579The female line Blackfyre who doesn’t even know he’s a Blackfyre and who is leading a Targaryen restoration?
>>218037579Weird how people call Visy the Beggar King when this faggot just gets handout after handout.
>>218037489that honey isn't going to harvest itself, gotta represent the comb
>>218037601The only guy worse than preston
>>218037601Nobody likes David Lightbringer except you. Stop posting this. It's embarrassing.
>>218037601lmao sure it is, you stupid redditor, god I hate you tourists, what are you even doing here, who the fuck is that? no wait don't give a fuck
>>218035854It's so fucking gay that GRRM (or D&D, idk) made a guy who won three victories in one day and smashed Rhaegar's twink bussy at the Trident afraid of some unwashed savages who never learned how to fight beyond throwing bodies at the problem. He should be pumped that he gets to fuck someone's shit up again. And it's not like he cares about the lives of peasants or those snobbish cunts in their castles.
>>218037659Robert is a fraud
I never got people listening to youtubers tell you what to think about pop culture shit, like it’s not that complicated idk why you’d give them ascendancy over yourself. We probably do a better job here
So my main takeaway from Episode 5 was that Aerion COULD have probably taken Dunk in the 1V1. Idk if that makes the tragedy of Baelor better or worse, but he seemed to have given a good fight, better than his previous shitty behavior for might have suggested.
>>218037465The amount of armor inside can vary a lot though.
>>218037172I seriously would die for a crumb of Shiera Seastar pussy
>>218037621 I literally did it sarcastically and it's literally the first time I've ever fucking seen him mentioned anywhere so I don't know what you're on about suh>>218037615>>218037632I'm kidding. My actual fave dunk and dragon time is spent with alt shwift and glidus
>>218037681>ooga booga bo baba boo
>>218037679Someone said there wouldn’t have been a joust if it was 1v1
Personally I like Quinn the GM. Most of his videos are quick, detailed, and edited very simply and neatly.
>>218037695Someone AI me a picture of Sydney Sweeny in traditional Targaryen finery...it must be her...
>>218035827He's literally working for the state department, his wife too. The US pays for their housing since they're moving around due to his wife's job at consulates.
>>218037713I was about to say she should be played by Sydney Sweeney to make nigs seethe
>>218037713overratedshe's got a crude resting bitch face
>>218037713>"My name is Shiera Seastar and I capitalize my name with lightning bolts"jesus Sweeney, slow down
>>218037681Dude it's like that fucking creature from TlouInstead we could've got Cailey Spainey https://youtu.be/k_k5Gr1tUEk
>>218037696>alt shwift and glidusboth retards on the other hand preston having a total melt down is hilarious
>>218037681NOWY TENDS
why was Baelor fighting against his brother to begin with?
>>218037579https://youtu.be/8QW6krFWOZw?t=368
>>218037699 I mean that's fair but it really took a long time for dunk to get moving, he had to basically get knocked out twice without being lethally wounded to finally go beast mode. I think on the skill end Aerion probably has more energy and bloodthirst. If he wasn't being a Dick just to be a Dick it would have been much smarter to have a 1V1 and then retract his accusation once they had exchanged a fair fight, seeing as it would have been the best outcome *at that point* for the Targaryans from a PR perspective.
>>218037790honor
>>218037110How can she slap?*
Some real helmets were actually kino af, guess the show isn't exagerating
>>218037733The meadow is a buzz with the sad droning of the bees in mourning.
>>218037790Dunk appealed to Baelors honor directlyBaelor is essentially pretty close to Ned. An truly honorable person in a dishonorable world
>>218037489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWcLkWT1YOY
>>218037807looks like a kid toy
>>218037700Same
>>218037679of all the psychopath villains of ASOIAF aerion is definitely the best fighter of them. joffrey would run away like a little bitch begging for his mother as soon as that enormous gauntlet slap from Dunk connected
So after Tywin dies got is fucked right?Or was it fucked beforeAnd what even happens after as a non bookfag or is the show waaay too fanfic to even compare
BENEATH THE DICKTHE DANGLING BALLS
>>218037760>>218037734>>218037753 I mean for once in the existence of Hollywood, do the opposite of casting that black lady as Athena and truly make sea star someone that those bastards would commit atrocities for.
Cast him.
Was Aerion actually justified?
>>218037597that hair suits her really well, absolutely beautiful in this show
>>218037820It's an italian helmet, mostly for parade, it's unfit for battle but it looks really cool
>>218037777BY THE GAWDS HERE COMES ROBERT WITH A STEEL SEPT CHAIR, LOOK AT THOSE DIGITS
>>218037832I'm not joking when I say the show is merely a fraction of what the book is in literally every regard you can possibly think of and no I'm not exaggerating.
>>218037790Its not honor, thats just for show. Baelor is there for PR because without dragons they need popular support to rule. Aerion fucked all of that up and now makes the targs look like incestuous alien tyrants. Baelor has to fight for dunk to have any legitimacy as this popular prince at all.
>>218037848literally me
>>218037668t. Randyll Tarly
>>218037790Because the show is fucking retarded and trash
>>218037362>Ira better not fuck it up and cast her before Netflix takes over and mutts her.lilbro, hotd and got already mutted half of westeros under Warner...
>>218037851No we had a trial that proved he wasn't
>>218037851Its always justified to beat dornish women.
>>218037801>>218037884>>218037814No I mean, in the battle itself, should have gone to other fighters and leave his brother alone
>>218037917ohidk
>>218037851she stood fucking dornish
>>218037851Didn't you pay attention? The Seven decided he was, in fact, not justified.
>>218037910Whats with all the spermcells trying to hit the ladies head?
>>218037917If he hadnt held his brother back then maekar would have killed dunk in like 5 seconds.
>>218037917By the time. baelor fights Maekar, Maekar is in save my son mode. Before that all the kingsguard are actually occupied with Robin and Lyonel
I don't think Duncan would beat Aerion realisticallyIt's like Jon beating all the boys at castle black
>>218037851>didn't even try to spin it with audience participation by going "oh here's a targaryen to kill the BLACK dragon">instantly stops the show and looks guilty, forcing aerion to take action or lose face in front of the plebs
>>218037910Aerion's mom is dornish, and Aerion's paternal grandmother is dornish
>>218037921Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass
>>218037848
>>218037942dunk is much stronger and bigger than aerion, that makes up for a lot in technique and skill
>>218037790The purpose of that whole event was for the Targs to rule the land and ensure positive PR and good relations with their subjects. Aerion fucked it up massively with his dishonorable conduct and appeared to be ready to execute a likeable hedge knight who protected a girl from a lunatic. Allowing Dunk's execution would heavily damage the public perception of the royal family and would just reaffirm that they're shaped by the whims of mad Targs who abuse the peasantry. Baelor standing up for Duncan is a good way of winning back the love of the crowd not just for his family overall but for himself, because he's showing everyone that the current heir to the throne has balls and has a sense of justice.It was supposed to be a fairly safe fight for Baelor too. 3 of the kingsguard aren't allowed to hurt him, Daeron takes a dive immediately, Aerion is busy with Dunk, and ser Fossoway who was dueling his cousin Raymun. Maekar was the only true threat because he was an elite soldier but he was likely going to be outnumbered after the kingsguard's surrender and would probably yield. So Baelor expected he could just run interference without much risk. What he didn't/couldn't account for was two on his side dying in the first charge, and Maekar going super saiyan to protect his son.
>>218037966Then he knows all about dornish women.
>>218037942I think if Dunk just got him to the ground, even if they lost their weapons, Dunk would reach desperation mode and pop Aerions eyes out with his hands like the Mountain did
>>218037884oh fuck right off, it was honor in the books as well, you bitter cunt
>>218037699There is a joust in the Mystery Knight and it's 1v1. The rules seem fluid on that.
>>218037942>>218037994imo>no items 1vs1Duncan wins>weapon, no armor, 1vs1Aerion wins>Weapon+armor, 1vs1Dunk of Flea Bottom wins
>>218037917If Baelor didn't leave his brother alone, his brother would reach Duncan and kill him within seconds because he feared for Aerion's life.
>>218037981That would actually be awesome I love Matt
>>218038029You dont get into baelor's head in the books. How do you read grrm and not pick up on all the context clues?
>>218037942Aerion's the much better swordsman and has better equipment, if he can keep his distance from Dunk he wins easily. But that's a big if, because if a big guy gets a grip on the small guy in a fight to the death it's usually over for the small guy unless he can stick a dagger in the big guy's head.
>>218038029>swears the more intelligent anon out>calls him the bitter onekek
Were the gold cloaks justified
>>218037999>It was supposed to be a fairly safe fight for Baelor too. 3 of the kingsguard aren't allowed to hurt himKind of a lame detail desu, deflates the whole thing. Similar to Stannis refusing to duel an old fuck who wouldn't give up Storm's End. Or not leading his men into battle at the Blackwater.
Could Bronn beat Ser Duncan
>>218038084Gutter rats dont have silver so yes.
The King Who Should've Been
>>218038091Unlikely
>>218038084>Confiscates money from someone who acquired it illegally (looting)>Killed someone, after letting them go with basically a warning, because they stole your dagger and proved themselves to be a present and clear dangerJustified.
>>218037679It never really seemed to me that he was afraid of Dunk, he just called for a trial of seven to be an asshole.
>>218038061>>218038080how do you sily cunts not understand both the context this book was written in and when it was written, long before clash of kings, just after got, as part of an anthology, where gurm hadn't worked out much of the details of the world at all, you dumb fucking wankers
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>>218038104
Hearing Arlan & Egg going がんばれ in unison gave me chillsI wonder if Ira Parker watched My Hero Academia
>>218038154She was actually premeditating murderAnd Ser Arlan should be tried for murder (give him trial by combat)
>>218037470Yeah. Brandon was a cunt.
>>218037943lol, good idea
>>218037038I think it also depend who was LC writing the deeds.Pretty sure that Jamie mentioned that Barry was very laconic, but some previous LCs were more verbose.But yeah, Dunk was The Knight.
>>218037392>You better bee-lieve it!
>>218037489Dying it trials by combat against targshits is a long and prout Beesbury tradition. He was like fourth i think.
