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Rohanne Webber is made for big blond cock
Curse Bloodraven
>>218054452Why does ASOIAF have some of the most DeviantArt-tier fan art of any other fantasy media?
Baelor would've if he never removed the helmet
>>218054468>dragons >knights>ladies in fancy dresses>magical bright eyed blonde superhumans>incestDo I need to go on?
All Targshits should be punched.
>>218054447Calm down George, get back to writing
One of the good ones
Cute and canon!
sex with baelor breakspear
Hey I wanna show you guys this cool trick my little brother taught me. Doesn't even look like i'm holding the sword does it? Maekar's always coming up with cool stuff like this, I love that guy. Get up Dunk, i'll take you to meet him, put all this messy business from the Trial behind us. :)
He loved his brother.
>>218054538
>*sings in FLUENT Dothraki*Who the fuqq is this niqqa
were there actual battletard knights in real life? the kind that would enter a death fight just for the thrill?i see them often in shows like this but it's kind of hard to believe someone would risk their life like that just for fun.
>>218054626Fuck yes dude without a PC I'd probably be doing it too life is boring as shitI want to die for a good king
>>218054611this show loves it's folksongs
>>218054626yes
>>218054626The Northern Crusades were essentially a jolly. Bored of administering your realm? Why not take a trip to Estonia for a year and fight Slavic tribes for a change of pace?
>>218054611Why would a dothraki sign about mercy?
>>218054626Bro there’s literally hundreds of men going to war torn countries to join the war and kill.
>>218054626>it's kind of hard to believe someone would risk their life like that just for fun.You mean like skydivers, free climbers, big wave surfers, etc?
>>218054604DID HE JUST CALL HIM A BASTARD?!
>>218054626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcCpylvzSqk
F
>>218054626imagine living your life for the fight, being a warrior, and you stand face to face with a man who knows that same struggle, ambition, life, only one way to know who is the best
>He always meant for me to be a shitposter one day… as he was.>When he about to get banned, he called for his laptop and replied "kek, based!" to my meme. Charged me to be a good shitposter.>To BTFO the jeets and the redditors. Flood the board with all my offtopic spam. And I swore that I would.
>>218054684Rest in bees
>NOOOOO poor Dunk is fucked!>There is no way his team could ever win!>See his actually team>See his opponent's teamIs everyone on Ashford a retard?
>>218054684
>>218054708this must've been made before the fight cause, Maekar was easily the best fighter, and Duncan the worse
>>218054708no one on team Aerion died lol
>>218054596
>>218054724If Lyonel had mace instead of sword he’d beat Maekar easily
>>218054743Lyonel's weapon of choice is a sword, he's not bobby B
>>218054734Because team dunk used tourney lances while Aerion team used war lances
>>218054756Did that accomplish anything in the book? Dunk got unhorsed on the first charge, and the Humphryes died there
>>218054626Would you not ser? To hear the buzz of the crowd, to taste the sweet nectar of victory? Even the sting of defeat is not without merit, for in defeat do we not learn to always have a plan bee? Aye give me a battlefield swarming with enemies! Better a beeutiful death in battle, than spend my final days listening to a bedside nurse drone on about her day.
it pains me knowing we'll never get any taena kino
>>218054796
>>218054774Lyonel was last on horse so considering they lost 3 horses right away it means in 4v6 they won thanks to long lances
>>218054825OUCH! Right in the Honeyholt
>>218053458The problem with Rhaeneyra is she had no agency over her inheritance. She didn’t bother to marry someone for a legitimate alliance and when her father was on his deathbed she left to Dragonstone where the throne could be snatched from her. And even when the usurpation came she mishandled it terribly. Daemon was right.
>>218054684>His (ancestor got mauled to death by a incel manlet (Cole)>He gets dragged out on a duel because a scalie (Aerion) had a spergout over a mummer' dragon play and dies thereWhy Martin hates the Beesburys? Because he hates BEES perhaps?
>>218054724>>218054734Yes and its forced for plot reasons. Realistically team Dunk would had easily wiped the floor with only Maker giving them a challenge
>>218054884> Rhaeneyra is she had no agency over her inheritanceShe could have easily been NOT A little bitch and not demand to become heir to a throne, then there would be no war
>>218054796well said Beesbury, applesolutely righteous speech
>>218054917The King's Guard are usually the best fighters in the land. I would have definitely bet on Team Aerion.
>>218054898Punishment for the Bee that took up a sword against Jahaerys
>>218054898I think the main problem is that the beesburrys haven't teamed up yetBees by themselves won't do shit to lions or wolves or bears, it's only together when they're strongest. It's a serious flaw in their strategy so far
According to all known laws of Westeros, there is no way House Beesbury should be able to thrive. Their hives are too small to get their buzzing little sigil off the ground. House Beesbury, of course, thrives anyway—because Beesburys don't care what ravens think is impossible.
>>218055012I think people just like to have a Beesbury around
>>218054626There are currently actual battletard officers in real life that will kill not just themselves, but you as well, anont. Raider Rakkasan
>>218054948What would a Kingsguards All-Stars be like? Pulling from all eras. Do Jaime and Barristan make it or are the age of hereoes/legends lore guys too stronk
In retrospect the gap between Aegon the conqueror and GoT should’ve been closer to 1000 years than 300. More filler content to juice.
>>218054966The should go full Shido mode and hide a whole nest in their armor
>>218055012Beesbury will rise when the black dragon returns
>>218055066It would have been harder to have non-existent technological advancements that way.
Did Tyrion ever interact with Robert?
What were the casualties altogether from the fight in episode 5?
>>218055108The hive supports the black dragon because he buzzed the sword
>>218055045>Do Jaime and Barristan make it or are the age of hereoes/legends lore guys too stronkAlways hard to compare fighters across ages because there is no objective metric. You can only ever compare them to their peers.>Kingsguards All-Stars They weren't around until Aegon I created the order, so we wouldn't have age of hereoes/legends lore guys
>>218055137Humfrey BeesburyHumfrey HardyngBaelor Targaryen
>>218055111Not really. You just don’t have any. It’s that simple.
>>218054825One bee dies yet the hive lives on.
>>218055120No, but Tyrion has a very negative opinion of him despite both really being into tits and wine.
>>218055236Tyrion legit just said in acok he liked Robert
>>218055236it's just another case of (((impish))) hypocrisy
>>218055108if beesbury supported Daemon there must've been something to his whole rebellion
>>218054877but like actually
>>218055236Yeah but Big Bobby B was a massive man and fucking intimidating, the imp was just jealous
>>218055249He does call him a blubbering oaf also and states that he mainly liked him because he pissed off Cersei.
Man the fight is good. Really felt like two dudes trying to fucking kill each other, which is what I want rather than choreographed anime ballet dancing that we always get
ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU?
>>218055265what, that Beesburys are also intellectually subnormal?
>>218055398A true knight doesn't fuck his own sisters.
>>218055377>Really felt like two dudes trying to fucking kill each other,Seemed more like a gratuitous and completely unsolicited flashback scene to me but you will of course do you.
>>218055399always on the right side of history
It really doesn't make any sense that Baelor fought in the trial when you think about it. He literally dies for plot reasons
>>218055410I said the fight was good, not the flashback. Are you retarded? Just want to be mad and argue?
>>218054825He looked so much fucking sharper in the comic but ofc Ira Parker and other slobmouthed retards of his caliber know best. REST in BEES, Ser Humfrey.
>>218055416there needed to be a targaryen on duncan's side
>>218055422>I said the fight was goodThe fight was shit. Specifically because of the flashback. Are you retarded etc?
>>218055442looks like a beekeeper
ARE THERE NO TRUE KNIGHTS AMONG YOU
>>218055458BEWARE our STING......is what we'd be saying if we weren't right now borne down by such an insuperable burden of grief.
>>218055472>BEWARE our STING>2 punslol
It's out
>>218055522I prefer Maekar's armour.
>>218055265he promised them no tax on honey exports, they were abuzz with excitement at the thought
>>218055548why dont you marry it then
>>218055463
>>218055522absolute shit tier ranking
>>218055594
>bran chapter
>>218054452ffs i bet she wrote a fanfic about the two of them bumming each other as well
house of the dragon is better than this grey ass slop show
>>218055627>sansa chapter>cat chapter>dany chapter
>>218055548It's good, crazy work of craft. I just wish the dragon wasn't black, feels like something Daemon would wear instead. Not era appropriateAlso there's no proper good shot with the helmet but from what we see it's kinda unflattering. Might still bump it up a tier tho.
>>218055632>"We are the blood of the dragon, brother, and love is never wrong..."
>>218054948>The King's Guard are usually the best fighters in the landSer Boros Blount approves this post.
>>218055685speaking of helmets, Daeron has an ugly armor but his helmet mogs all the other Targs'
>>218055648>house of the dragon is better than this grey ass slop show
>>218055723it doesnt even look like its his armor, it doesnt look targ at all
>>218055627bran chapters are great because they are usually 1/2 summer chapters, I always look forward to bran chapters
>lady stone heartBro wut
....semoc eH
>>218054452Fags get riddled from afar
some of you niggas just be posting anything here
>>218055648
>>218055816This shi look like a Windows background lmao show looks cheap as fuck
>>218055841that an on location shot you retard, what fucking hell hole do you live in where that looks fake?
>>218055857Im from India
>>218055815
how did dragons evolve in that universe?
>>218055868
>>218055409But a based man does
agggh...
>>218055741Maekar took his armour and made him go and buy some random shit, except for the helmet. Maekar had the brains to go and get one that fit him. That's why his helmet doesn't really look like it matches.
>Ser StevronTotal shitter
Why do niggers say nigga?
>>218055156>>218055137and many future Targshits
>>218054524why did he forget to wear padding underneath his helmet? was he retarded or something?
Davidreadsasoiaf's cat won't stfu
>>218056088>>218055815>>218055868Nigger go back
>>218056084how many times do we have to go over this, it wasn't his helmet it was his sons he borrowed it because he didn't bring his own he wasn't planning on jousting. The helmet is too small for him, you can even see he struggles to take it off when he shows up end of ep 4
>>218055137>>218055156Willem Wylde doesn't show up on Baelor's funeral, his fate was unclear in the book (they drag his unconscious body away from the field and you never hear about him again)Might be dead.
>>218055685Maekar called dibs on the black dragon symbol after they murdered uncle Daemon
>>218056108So he is at a tourney, with weapons and armor everywhere, and he goes with an extremely unsafe option in a life or death duel? Are you telling me the heir to the throne couldn’t find a proper helmet, when it’s the most important piece of equipment of them all?
>>218056165BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T MATCH THE REST OF THE ARMOR!Are you retarded? What kind of knight shows off to a fight to the death wearing mismatched colors? Might as well risk dying.
>>218054626Yes, violent people existed back then too, it's just that nowdays 90% of them take out their frustrations in videogames, or living trough tv characters, and distract themselves with tik tokBack then bored violent people would go to the local melee tournaments
>>218056165>showing up in mismatched armorthis guy doesn't fuck
>>218054468Targs are basically a Mary Sue house for self inserters, they're heckin special dragonfolx. It's why Tumblr types and LGBTs and all like them, when real MEN who like this setting go for either the big ticket items, like the Baratheons and Starks, or minor but still cool houses like the Brackens, Beesburys and Fossoways.
>>218054947>They actually made the green apple shield but didn't show it
>>218056232>brackenscome on now, no-ones buying it
Was Mormont's raven necessary
>>218055871
>>218056232They're not mary sue if all they do is lose
>>218056232Based>>218056239Blackwoods are also tumblr self inserts
>>218056210This. The crowds would riot worse than when Aerion killed the horse if they saw the prince wearing an onyx black breastplate and a steel grey helmet.
Bro locked up his sisters for 10 years so he wouldn’t be tempted to fuck them lmao
>>218056248braken fucking shit, this is what a true house sigil looks like
Brehs... what the fuck are they planning to do with s3 for George to say this...
>>218056277Sandnigger mentality. No wonder he wanted to implement Sharia law.
>>218056280This is overdesigned as fuck. It could not compare with a simple, yet elegant and classy, Red Horse. That's one of the reasons you can tell the Blackwoods are latecomers imitating the Andals and not actually from the Dawn of Days like the Brackens.
Its so disappointing that Parker is setting up things like Lyonels future rebellion and fight with Dunk this early on just for their to be no material to work with past the 3rd book which is only like 3 years after the Ashford Tourney, Lyonels rebellion happens when Egg is a fully grown man with kids of his own ffs. It irritates me that he george hasnt finished winds yet but i can understand it because there is so many storylines and plot points to conclude, but there's no excuse for their not to be more Dunk and Egg material. It's way shorter and more self contained and he clearly already has plot points set up like Dunk going to winterfell and knocking up old nan and his future duel with Lyonel, etc
what was going through her head?
>>218056280>Guys look my oc is so dark and mysterious...As I said, tumblr tier
>>218056315All the time George puts into his Targslop (Fire and Blood, Dunk and Egg, etc) is time not put into Winds as he only writes for a limited amount of time, and ultimately Winds is the only book in the setting that matters (for now) as everything that chronologically precedes it has already been concluded. This is, of course, assuming George's ending is different from the Show's. If George just said "the show ending is basically the same as the book ending", then WoW and DoS wouldn't really matter.
>>218056305its a red horse because brakens are honor-less horse thieves, less a house more a gang of cowardly thieves and sheep shaggers
>>218055648Do people actually like any of the characters in house of dragons? I watched both seasons and couldnt care less what happens to any of them
>>218056320Probably not an entire war mace
>>218056335Imagine marrying a Bracken girl and getting a dutch oven every night and Auschwitz'd when you are eating her ass.
>>218056315if he gets to continue the story he will be praised for having hints and setting things up this early
>Maekar unhorses Baelor>Solos Baelor and Baratheon on opposite sides of himWhat he this OP in the book?
>>218055627>it’s a climb up to the Eyrie chaptergod damn it George I don’t need to hear about every step up the fucking mountain
Im watching Lost you know a better show
>>218056376He got a papa dragon powerboost
>>218056383What are you doing here then? Get Lost.
>>218056320She wants a bad dragon
>>218056376They didn’t want to kill him
Do we know how old Dunk is supposed to be? In the books, he's 17, but in the flashback, it's the aftermath of the Redgrass field, which happened in 196 AC, and Dunk looked around 13-14, and the Tourney of Ashford happens in 209 AC. Dunk would be around 26-27 during the Show. Did they fuck up continuity or just make him the same age as Peter Claffey.
>>218056320>"If I get a line it means twice the pay!"Same as any other extra brah.
>>218056376>Solos Baelor and Baratheon on opposite sides of him
>>218055422You already know the answer to that question
>>218056398>They didn’t want to kill himWhy would Lyonel go easy on him?
>>218056338Its impossible for the ending to be the exact same other than maybe a few things like Dany going mad/burning innocent people, there's so many more characters and plot points that the show left out (lady stoneheart trying to kill jaime/brienne, jon being way different after his resurrection, young griff and jon con, etc)
stroking ser humfrey beesbury’s moustache
>>218056376Maekar was described as breaking bones even when holding backHe's a fucking unit
>On the morrow we will rape AerionThis was a bit much dont you think?
>we will show them what your hands have wroughtkino
>>218056426because he's the heir to the throne?
>>218056400We don't know dunks age in the books, he only guesses that hes 17 or 18 but he doesnt know when he was born. Show dunk is probably the same but aged up to be like 24 or 25 I'd guess
Saar
>>218055422I hope someone does a fan edit that removes the flashback, and combines the fight with the build-up at the end of episode 4.
>>218056454wait I'm mixing up the targs again
>>218056454Anon...
LEAVE THAT BOY BE!!!
>>218056464I want a fan edit when it loads into his POV to edit in a dark souls healthbar and see how Dunk just gets smashed.
>>218056376They were clearly holding back. They only tried to grab him to stop him getting in on the 1 v 1, Baelor only swung at Maekar aiming for bodyshots, when Lyonel rode on him he slowed his horse to a canter (then Maekar killed it anyway). Maekar, meanwhile, was swinging him mace in a fury and trying to kill them (and succeeded in murdering his brother).
>>218056426Because he is still Targ, Lyonel wanted to kill white cloaks because it’s free
>>218056376Baelor unhorsed Maekar
>>218056469IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER
Rewatched the episode recently and I think ive kinda warmed up to some of the flashback. I kind of like the fact that Arlans embodying what it means to be a "true knight" more than anyone by fighting for a random street urchin from flea bottom who hes never met even when hes shitfaced out of his mind and puking purely because its the right thing to do.
>>218056525The Arlan parts aren't the bad parts bwo
>>218056504Baelor does it on foot after being unhorsed in the joust
>>218056525>Arlans embodying what it means to be a "true knight" more than anyone by fighting for a random street urchin from flea bottomGod forbid he should find Dunk stealing pigs, which is what really happened.
>>218056573from pig thief to corpse robber
the best thing about this show is how witty the dialogues are, reminds me of early game of thrones.and in contrast it really shows how poorly written most of hotd is, a shame the dragons are stuck in that show, i like the dragons
>>218056573Parker didn't even want to include the flashback he wanted it to be just pure fighting for the full episode but he said the budget held him backNot everything needs to be 100% book accurate, the way Arlan found him is a good change imo
>>218056525I don't mind the flashbacks the first time but I edited the movie so it cuts from Dunk getting knocked out to Arlan saying Get Up and then he does, and it's pure rewatch kino.
>>218056525didn't like the ten minutes focusing on random brown klepto bitch. Could have been like, 3 minutes tops.
>>218056573Does the backstory fundamentally change Duncan? He was scavanging from dead knights (which is still illegal) instead of pigs. Seems fine to me, I don't see a valid complaint beyond "it's slightly different" which on its own doesn't mean much.
How would they fare against Dunc's seven?
>>218056695book version they almost lose, show version theu win in the most op retarded fashion ever
Well is there?
>>218056696me on the right but post-ironically
>>218056695too busy bumming each other
>>218056695Dunk and Lyonel are almost 7 feet tall
>>218056696k
>>218056732So are Tormund and Sandor
>>218056696>only good Targshit gets his brains bashed out the first time he tries to actually do anything good
>>218056604>Parker didn't even want to include the flashbackAnd Dany kinda forgot about the ironborn. I don't take that arse seriously.
>>218056751by a targ
>>218056592>the best thing about this show is how witty the dialogues arewhere?
>>218056765By a targ warging a targ*
>>218056695Not bad (book version)The hound is good, Jorah is probably ok as well, Dondarrion and Thoros can definetly match the Humfreys, Jon is an average fighter but he can definetly beat a squire like RaymunGendry is strong, but has less martial training than Duncan and would probably lose to him or anyone else especially on horesback.Tormund is a hardened warrior, but on horse he's pointless, he probably never even rode one, so he dies in the first chargeSo they lose, they put up a fight and maybe even get a couple of kills but inevitably.
>>218056283how fucking dogshit can it be? lmaohard to top GOT season 8 because nobody really gives a fuck about HOTD
>>218056643>Does the backstory fundamentally change Duncan?Yeah, I think so. While reflecting on his earlier life in Flea Bottom Dunk concludes that he was the worst member of his group, which I'm certain means he was the most thuggishly disposed and perhaps even the leader, not the biddable sap suggested in the show.
>>218056283dragon sex scenes and Wakanda moments most likely
>>218056765t*rg on t*rg violance. VERY common.
>>218056751cursed bloodline
Baelor made bad call after bad call. I feel like had he been king his rule could have been summarized by the old adage, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions."
>>218056751>first timehe helped crush the blackfyre fucking shits rebellion, that was pretty good
>>218056792By the fucking seven, why are valyrian aliens like this?
>>218056808Northerners aren’t really trained for lance combat so on horses only hound, Jorah(he is knighted) and Dondarrion can put any fight. John, Gendry, Tormund and Thoros are not good on horseback.So Dunk has 3 great lancers and 4 average Jon has 1 great, 2 average and 4 deadweightsThey’d lose before they can get into melee
Test
>>218056294>"Soon, my insignificant and generally overlooked brother, soon, as our father Caliph Daeron the Evil declares, we shall see the Seven-Pointed Star downfallen and spat upon! and everywhere the glorious Crescent of Dorne!">"Baelor...What are you saying?">"ALLAHU AKBAR!"
>>218056836Anon, did the Hedge Knight Dunk seem like a leader of anything to you? Come on.
Cute and canon
Dunk is far more moral in the show than the books
>>218056893Jorah can be considered great if he gets a waifufaggotry powerboost. And Thoros did win the King's Landing tourney melee so he should be bumped from deadweight.
>>218056696Nah.https://youtu.be/Gh1bwImgPnU?t=4Lyonel is right. Baelor tought he would get syphaty of the common folk by pulling an easy stunt but he got maced on the skull.Total t*rshit death. Cant wait for Robert's Rebellion show.
>>218056955>waifufaggotry powerboost.It's a mental amp, and I can't imagine how he would get it here anyway.
>>218056893>Northerners aren’t really trained for lance combatYes, they are, just not with tourney lances, but they have cavarly and spearmen too and someone trained by a knight like Ser Rodrick would know how to fight on horseback
>>218056893you fucking idiot, the hound is excellent at jousting like amoung one of the best, dondarrion is really good as well and jorah is decent not great but decent
>>218056956Of course he's right. The Kingsguard wouldn't touch the heir to the throne and neither would anyone else, so Baelor effectively had just one opponent, and that one oponent never meant to kill him. It was the easiest fight under the sun with near zero risk, and Baelor only died because of a freak accident.
>>218056975>I can't imagine how he would get it here anyway.Gwin Ashford is in Jorah's preferred age range.
>>218057102>Baelor only died because of a freak accidentthe freak accident was underesimating how much Maekar cares about his son
>>218054429>"Woof!"
>>218054596What did he actually mean here? Or is he just speaking incoherently due to brain damage?
>>218057189Nigga crop the screenshot you stupid aahh nigga
>>218056948why the fuck is he dressed like a wigger lmao
>>218057189>>218057215
>>218057223Matt is a prime wigger
>>218057210kek
>>218056335He probably farted after smashing that Blackwood shits head in too
>>218056783i mean can't you just tell? it's pretty obvious the dialogue is much more rich than say hotd
>>218057210Wanted to say he needs good men like Dunk to keep the realm safe- as in someone he could call on- but it came out garbled because of his impromptu trepanning.
>>218057238and then the braken shit woke up, to having his head caved in by a based blackwood
Why are fleabottom americans like this
>>218056953his actions are the same its just in the book you get his internal thoughts and actually show dunk almost does something immoral book dunk never did. After being asked to help fix a match he mentions to raymun that he'd be a good match for lord ashfords son, so hes clearly seriously considering going through with the match fixing
>>218054815what do you guys think her angel was? I liked the theory that she was secretly another of Oberyn's bastards but who wasn't raised in Dorne and she is the one that alerted Doran to Cersei plan to kill Tristayne in addition to encouraging Cersei shizo delusions
>The Evil King Maekar killed his brother>Raised three shitty sons (and four from what we know of Egg in later life) one who is a drunk who raised a false accusation against Dunk, one who tortures random women for no reason, one who is a schizo >All of this, despite his sons being 3/4 Westerosi (Rhoynar and First Men, some Andal in there probably), so the Targ incest can't be used as an excuse.Why was he such a shitty father and person? He actually might be the worst father in the series. Even Robert and Cersei's neglect got them 2/3 good ones.
Why are all gay characters in ASOIAF extremely handsome, deadly fighters and love fucking boys?
>house Targaryen? They are a glorified crew
>>218057232Nice
>>218057375>20 dragonrider houses here in Valyria, and then we got that pigmy thing down in dragonstone
In which book and what pov does asoiaf get cerified kino status
>>218057387kek
>>218057297>ira parker accurately portraying the fleebottom nigger, a dindu who blames the system for all her problems, who doesnt understand consequences and suffers from the inability to think fifteen seconds into the future, who literally grabs the police's weapon and is shocked when she's killed for itHaving crickets chirping in their little basement, with Dunk visibly irritated while trying to sleep and her being unbothered would have been great.
>>218057375Baelor never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>218057375>Ser Arlan?>Guy was a fucking interior decorator.
>>218057387>My great grandfather was taking shit from the other dragonlords the moment he got off the boat on dragonstone> Aenar the exile>that’s my legacy>no more Orys, no more of this https://youtu.be/3KgB-sI2H-c?si=_ssuAsZNxH1fwFB5
>>218057396Tyrion at the blackwater or any chapter from the latter half of book 3 desu
>>218057375He discovered Westeros is what he did. He was a brave Valyrian explorer and in this house Aegon the Conqueror is a hero. End of story.
>>218057461KEK
>>218056955> And Thoros did win the King's Landing tourney meleeThoros only fought on foot which is why I don’t consider him average for horse and lance
>>218057461THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKERGO BACK TO STORMS END
>>218057490Lmfaooo
>>218057375You know that cocksucker tells people I look like the Magister of Pentos?
>>218057490kek
>Your brother Brandon, whatever happened there
>>218056280>not posting the real one
>>218057503wha I don’t see that
>>218057490THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKERGO BACK TO DRAGONSTONE
>dance of the dragons>targs are killing other targs>all blackfyre rebellions >targs are killing other targs>Robert Rebellion>Targ(second cousin) is killing other targsTargs are responsible for 90% of wars in Westeros
>>218057375>you know that cocksucker Lyonel says i look like the Shah of Iran
>>218057556Targ only make up 11% of great houses of westeros, and yet they are responsible for 90% of the warsIsn't that curious?
>>218057577>when a Fossoway drinks too much cider and starts bringing up war statistics
>>218057490Uncle Egg>>218057520Uncle Hoare
>>218056928He didn't say he was the leader, only that he was the worst of his little gang, implying he was truly a bad kid and when he says Arlan saved him, he meant being saved from a life of crime and likely being hanged. Yes, the flashback changes that. It means that Arlan puts him on a good track by giving him a chance.
>>218057622The show is fun but some decisions are truly unforgivable
>>218056342I wouldn’t say i care about what happens to them but I like a surpsing number of them. Its still not rewarding though because of how little screentime everyone gets since theres so many docks scenes and riverlands filler
>>218057266Rather, the realm needs good men.
>>218057622blackwashing the velaryons and then cutting Nettles completely is so hilarious
>>218057696Makes no fucking senseWhat year are we going to all look back on Hollywood and gaming and think what the actual fuck
Were Joffrey or Tommen ever cut by the Iron Throne?
>>218057622Blackwashing of Valeryons is GRRM crime, he drunk American politics coolaid and got troll remorse for making medieval inspired setting being majority white. So he retroactively made Valeryons all black
>>218056342I like >Aegon>Aemond>Cole>Gwayne>Otto>Daemon>Tully kid>HaelenaI kinda liked Rahenyra and Alicent at first, but Rahenyra was slowly ruined over the course of season 2 and Alicent was ruined all at once with a nuclear bomb diharrea of a scene at the end of the last episode
>Seven forgive me Daemon, but you may be a stronger man than your father, Aegon IV was>Thank You Aegor, but the fundamental question is will i be as effective as a King as my dad was>And i will be>even more so, but until i am it's gonna be hard to verify that i think i'll be more effective
>>218057737Joffrey, yes. One of Stannis' men refuses to kneel to him, calls him King Worm and his mother Queen Whore (IIRC) and he throws a tantrum and cuts himself. Tommen? Never. The Throne embraces the One True King.
>>218057747LMAO
>>218056342The only character I like is my chud kingDon't care what happens to the restAnd also Tyland if they adapt his arc from the books properly, he's so fucking based
Tommen should've married Myrcella and I would've knelt
>Whatever happened to Maegor Targaryen, you know, the strong, silent type.
>>218057799>doubling down on incestTheir firstborn would have been a blob with flippers.
>>218057747
>>218056342Viserys was so good GRRM had to admit show version is superior to book version
>>218057720>Egg in B
>>218057818Rhaegar is a double inbred, so are Dany and Visy, it's not that bad in ASOIAF. It just makes you a bit nuts.
>>218057747the sacred and propane
>>218057747I really hope they make Daemon Carmine levels of charming stupid now
>>218057818Yes but they would've been blonde haired pale and green eyedSo fkn basedddd and of good temperament
>>218057805>..he died
>>218057834It only works for Targaryens
>>218057747you win my favorite post of the night
>>218055522>Bringandine>top helm>green apple shieldRaymund's loadout is top notch.
Did everyone on team Aerion use a war lanceIs Maekar charging at his brother with a deadly lance
>>218057834Viserys I and Daemon are also double inbred
>>218057622Velaryons being niggers is yet another grievous Sin.
>>218057747>My father learned alot from the Dance, the histories of dragons burning and killing each other>and if my father taught me one thing from that it's this>fire cannot kill a dragon
>>218055522
>>218057387Motherfucker
>>218056837>Dragons fuckin>random retard appears>blasted with a rope of superhot dragon cum and diesIm available for the writing team of season 4
So how does Raymun get his own house and lordship?Does becoming a knight officially separate you from your bloodline and lets you form your own off shoot house?Or did he actually get rewarded by someone?
Reposting a classic, then
>>218057622Boyfighting ring was pretty bad, probably the worst except for the fact that its so easy to forget it ever happened
>>218057375>Jaehaerys? Yeah, it’s a shame when they go young like that.
>>218057935Longthorn's armor is kino but we never get a good look at itIt's so fucking annoying they make these sexy armors but never release detailed images of them
>>218057969It's in the episode nobody likesAnd season 2 basically retconned Aegon's character when they realized how shitty a decision that was.
>>218057966lol fat stupid braken fucking shits
>>218057805He was gay, Maegor?
New thread when???
>>218057999fuck no he went to war with the maester shits because they didn't like him marrying multiple sisters
>>218055522Aerions armor looked so shit
>>218058011
>I am reminded of Aegon the whatever's raiding minister...he built this castle, Rhaenyra and I saw it when we went to the Riverlands, it even outshone the Red Keep, where the king lived. In the end, Aegon burned him to ashes.
>he was from house Strong, Maekar?
>>218058014I thought it looked a bit better in action when he was fighting in the mud, but overall the helmet made it look worse imo
>>218058006Dunk rocked that level 1 armor and tabard
>>218058049they really did try to recreate his look from the comic
>>218057375Maegor the Gabagool
I found a bee in my living room for some reason this morning and did battle with it. I was victorious.
>>218058059Absolutely nailed itHope we get Longinch with the spider helmet next
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhoever directed this scene with illegible text should be shot
Nobody's got greyscale!
>>218058083you bastard
Is lyonel too skinny? Duel with him and dunk would be bit shitty
>>218058083
>>218058083Are you a literal underaged child and or a baby?Who the actual fuck kills bees in their house? Just bring it outside you disgusting fuck. Grow up
>Casually has better feats than Jaime Lannister and Arthur Dane
>>218058003bump
>>218058083a bee is not the hive, when the swarm comes none will be safe from its sting
>>218058111He sought battle and I gave it to him. It was honorable to the end.
>As the citadel says...>I don't give a fuck about what he says
>>218057948I think it's mainly a matter for him to get the land at this point.Hard to imagine this generation of red apples to give it to him, so maybe the crown eventually rewards him?Maybe after the 3rd or 4th blackfyre rebellion.In the 3rd Blackfyre rebellion Egg is old enough to fight, and for the 4th he's king.
>I found a bee in my living room for some reason this morning and did battle with it. I was victorious.
>>218058161HA
>>218058161kek
I like his funny hat.do other characters wear funny hats on their helmet in the book
>>218058090according to that book Dunk bested Baelor with the aid of Aerion who was mortally wounded?
>>218058220lmao they got Baelor and Aerion mixed, fuck dan and dabid lol
>>218058220you can see the change in writting that is the second lord commander writing the next bit, which is retarded of course Ser Duncans deeds from the first 3 books would be well known by the time joined the kingsguard and his first lord commander would've written them down, another example of dabid kind of getting it but not really
>>218054966Bees are less on an actual animal, and more like part of the environment. They exist to be kept things, that quietly work in the background. Creatures of duty, that do exactly what they are supposed to do without their human keepers telling them. They are quick to shrink away and disappear at the first signs of cold/winter, but every spring they return to the fields to diligently do their work, without complaint or need of recognition. This is the way of the Bee
>>218058220DnD were always retarded I guess
>>218058161this is just cruel
>>218058090Why is Deamon II listed with his regal title "Daemon II" and not just as Daemon or Daemon the Young, or the pretender Daemon or something?
>>218058254have you ever seen a bee take a day off? I say to you be a bee
>>218058177Yeah, they wear them in the real battles too. Makes it clear you shouldn’t kill the knight because they can be ransomed back to their family for a fortune.
>>218056232Blackfyre bros....
seriously why did Beesbury side with Daemon Blackfyre, so inconsistent
>>218058268
gib new thread
>>218058300Me on the left.
>>218058254What happens if the bee's die out?
>>218058090>>218058268lol they spelt it "Blackfire"
>>218058254based bees
>>218058311we all die
>>218058300Varys is going to snake Young Griff too. He hates all magic users, including the Dragon house and the Starks (Wargblood) and wants them totally wiped out. Trust the plan.
>>218058311There won’t bee any more
>>218055409Imagine the Threesome...
>>218058254That’s beeautiful anon thank you
>>218058325Why do you think he shaves his head clean anon?Why do you think the magic user wanted HIS genitals for a ritual? A ritual that WORKED?
>>218054429
>>218058336Aegon really did prefer the whore who cucked him over and over to the dutiful stern tomboy sister What a faggot, the only good Aegons were 2 and 3
>>218058381Based
someone bake before I piss myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN7a79A0CC8beesbury cadet branch in the northheraldy has a bumblebee with a lil' pot of nectar
>>218058397Visenya was a literal witch who was into black magic and kinslaying.
I'mma start knighting people at random if no one makes a new thread soon
>>218058454Force of circumstances.She dindu, just like Maegor
>>218058454Hot, she must have pegged him.
>>218058311Then I shall take up their cause! I shall dedicate the rest of my life to running around the orchards and meadows, cramming flowers up my ass as i frolic and spreading their pollen. I know I will never do as good a job as a true blood of the bee, but I will do what I can!
A man who bakes a thread should look at it in the eye before passing the sentence
>>218058377Because he is a mummer and having no hair makes wearing disguises, including wigs, much easierHe could have gotten top dollar if he was a real royal, or had royal blood, not sold off to some shitty hedge mageVarys will inflict total magic death on Westeros.
>>218058457Knight me please, good ser!
>>218058478Webber literally gets cured of this by love and ends up taking old man dick. She only acts out against Osgrey because she loved his son so much, reinforcing chud gender ideas
>>218058533>>218058533>>218058533>>218058533MIGRATE
>>218058177Are the yellow frills supposed to represent dripping honey?Beesbury has so much drip.
>>218057916I do like how crazy it made Viserys and Rhaenyra’s gaslighting. No plausible deniability there, everybody with functioning eyes can see it, but they’re not allowed to say it.
