Most interesting knight in the world editionPrevious >>218049091
Why do Westerosi love the countryside so much? Why do they hate building cities so much?Why do the Yi-Tish love cities so much? Why do they hate the country side so much?
Ned bros... I'm starting to think I know the reason that Blackfish refused to get married
Why did the dragon queen kill eveybody?
I hear Arlen died once already and when the Stranger came to take him he said "no" and got up
>>218051609westerosi are only recently entering a period of prolonged peaceyi-tish are old as dicks and presumably had many long periods of peace to build all their cities.
>>218051609>>218051596
>>218051619they called her a nigger.
>>218051633Bugs don’t like nature?
>>218051616No no no this can't be
>>218051616>pure incest kids vs mixedThis pic prove he is right
>AVG yi-ti commoner girl
>>218051578kek
>>218051623>R'hllor once conducted a ritual to summon him
>>218051623Lol
>Baelor died for this
>>218051741>It backfired horribly.
>>218051773>backfiredheh
>>218051770This is AI stop posting it
>>218051616>>218051616>BlackFish>I will permit you to take the black. Ned Stark's bastard is the Lord Commander on the Wall.">The Blackfish narrowed his eyes. "Did your father arrange for that as well? Catelyn never trusted the boy, as I recall, no more than she ever trusted Theon Greyjoy. It would seem she was right about them both.The fuck was his problem?
>>218051578He was once enslaved in Mereen, until he sold his own master
>the bastards in love
>>218051857>>218051873He had blinders on to what a barely functioning moron Cat was and had never met Jon
>>218051578How many no name knights were actually godlike seldom spoke about? Ser Arlan is certainly one, if not the one.
Why didn't Mance just bust through one of the unmanned keeps on the wall? Even if they had filled in the tunnel he had more than sufficient manpower, including fucking giants, to bore through it. For that matter why go for Castle Black instead of Shadow Tower which had a much smaller garrison?
>>218051873That’s pretty bad that Cat literally shittalks him all over the continent. Basically the riverlands and the vale are predisposed to hate Jon I guess
what you don't realize is that George wants all of the characters to be blackHBO had to reign him in
>>218051933Everyone pretended not to know him because he mogged them all so hard
Giants are literally just giant sasquatches ?Lmao
>>218051955with square teeth and hands as big as hams yes
>>218051937The other keeps don’t have sufficient passages through the wall (which is ice and rock mixed together) to get all his women, children and old folks through. His plan to take castle black from behind basically works too
Her childrenARE BASTARDSand sheis a whoooooooore
>>218051954This would actually be kino
>>218051977They hated him because he spoke the truth
>Baelor: Don't worry ser Duncan, my brother and I won't harm each other in this fight>Also Baelor:
>>218051937there were actually way more men at Shadow tower because Mance baited dumbass Bowen Marsh into taking almost everybody there. Jon defends the Wall at castle black with like 40 people, none of them are fightersand the last time anybody tried digging through the Wall they got buried alive, the Wall is sentient and defends itself
Would a Targaryen Yi-ti mix king be looked down on as much as a Targaryen Dornish mix?
>>218052003Baelor deserved to die.It's just a shame the rest of the Targaryens in the trail didn't die too.
Get up.
>>218052003Lil did they forget to put Maekar's mace in his hand here? He's got nothing in his hand when he's riding up. What's he going to do, high five him?
Who’s the hottest Targ? Without saying Daemon Blackfyre played by Henry Cavill
Where is Ser Beesbury? Is he safe? Is he all right?
>>218052075shaera
>>218052003What's the rule about intentionally killing the horse in a trial by seven? I know it's an instant DQ in jousting, because jousts have rules. But the trial was actual combat
>>218052075Thicc season 5 Dany
>>218052038Would an erection cause Arlan to pass out from the sheer amount of blood his piece would require to reach full mast? Did he have to perform some kind of red priest ritual every time he wanted to fuck?
>>218052075Aerion was pretty hot at the end.
>>218052063it's there, hard to notice though
I would let Aerion ram his unwashed cock in my face
>>218052075In lore? Shiera. In the show? Season one Dany by a country mile
>>218051578Did YOU thoroughly enjoy the tournament?
>>218052087anything goesI guess invoking other gods might be against the rules actually cause its a holy trial, but you know, mostly anything goes
Ser Arlan would solo the to7
>>218052063Either it's some wonky CG or it just looks weird because of all the screen effects. It's there when he gets flung.
>>218052149Factual statement.
>>218052003Lance looks like the head had already broken off so he was only unhorsing him. Which is a lot less than it looks like Maekar was already about to do as he was riding down on him.
>>218052063it blends in with his silhouette, but it's there if you squint. I will agree tho, it's hilarious how it looks like he's just planning to give him a good solid clout to the ear
>>218052075Baelor's daughter in the Maidenvault
>>218052084That's Shiera anon. Shaera is Jaehaerys II's sisterwife
>>218052147>One Targshit brained>One laying in the mud>One half beaten to death and possibly needing a cane to walk>One in an even deeper state of poor mental health than when he started the fightBobby B gives this fight 5 rubies out of 5
How many seasons do you think Dunk will stay good before it drops in quality?
>>218052171idc nigga. fuck that fat man and his stupid-ass god damn name until he drops Winds of Winter
>>218052164>Gaelor has to lock his women away to avoid having sexGet on my level
>>218052127Nah Daeron is the hotter brother
>>218052075
>>218052199Hopefully at least two more but I wouldn't hold my breath
>>218052153he's holding it, it looks awkward till you realize he's only barely raising his arm for a windup before being unhorsed
How do you rate the armor in this?There were some shockers in game of thronesMost of it looks accurate for late 1300s through 1400s, either full plate or brigandines on the chestSome of it is highly stylized, but if you start from a factual basis that can work and there is basis for that - gothic armor, and way back in the classical period the Roman armor.One gripe I'd raise is the Targaryens armor has the armored skirt strips that so many shows/films seem to like, that would just get tangled in your legs.And Dunk only seems to be wearing a Maille hauberk, no plate. No protection from blunt trauma or spears. Yet he is wearing a Frog-mouth helm, a German _jousting_ helmet from 1400s! Imagine going to a joust wearing the right sort of helmet but none of the rest of the kit.
>>218052148Well, if the heathen targshit dragon gods really are stronger than the seven, I see no reason to exclude them
>>218052226How hot are the fucking sheep in the vale, man god damn
Aegon the Conquerer was gay
>>218052226Daemon was a fool for killing this
>Daeron talking shit to Raymun after he laughs at Egg getting bulliedheh, he might be a cowardly drunk, but he's not so bad
>>218052129too bad her body double's ass is of questionable quality that made me drop Dany desu.one of Dany's handmaidens who got eaten by the nigger in the vault is probably the hottest in the entire series
>>218052129I can see them...
>>218052075Viserra Targaryen>Viserra was the most beautiful of Queen Alysanne Targaryen's daughters. She had deep purple eyes and silver-gold hair, flawless white skin, and fine features.>Viserra was a vain girl. Once, when a young squire called her a goddess, she simply agreed with him. The attention of great lords, famous knights, and callow boys fed her vanity until it "became a raging fire". Though disinterested in exploiting men's bodies, Viserra delighted in toying with their emotions, playing one boy off against another and setting them on foolish quests or having them perform contests.
>>218052291She sounds like a bitch. Probably a lesbian too.
>>218052199Two more at best. Because then they run out of source material.I am only afraid the success of season 1 will get to their heads and they will add a ton of filler fanfic tier shit like GoT and HotD.
>>218052307that would be sad because we get less kinobut it would be good to make the fatman seethe again
>>218052291do you have the image of her floating in the air
>>218052302She tried to fuck her brother to become queen but then she fell off a horse and died
>>218052226>>218052236These damn skirt things they put on everyone, either a solid piece or strips.I guess it comes from not understanding earlier armor from the 9th-13th century.Without leg armor they wore the hauberk, or just gambeson, lower. It would be slitted to allow riding a horse, if you're a footman no need in fact it'd be a disadvantage cause now you've got a great big gap for someone to aim for.As maille became more common men-at-arms began to be able to wear it on their legs, then later plate began to appear - both causing the hem of the maille hauberk to rise up.
>>218051578So do you think Aerians exile was effective immediately or did they let him go back to Summerhall and get his stuff before they exiled him?
>>218052037Cheer up, Raymun. We'll get the rest of them next time
>>218052341By the time full plate arrives all you needed below the cuirass (breastplate) was called a fauld, it was strips of plate segmented like an accordian or the old Roman lorica segmata.NOT big billowing material, leather strips, etc
>>218052345He's back in Westeros for the third Blackfyre chimpout so it wasn't permanent.
Do you think Raymun was just a tiny bit siked when he saw the back of that head
>>218052376Could a sword really get through like 4 layers of leather if you did that instead? Like its hard to believe anything is just gonna slice clean through my wallet even the ginsu knife needs to really saw away to get through a shoe
Would you rather be a knight or a wizard in this world?
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>>218052409I think he was just pretty amped up in general.He got to beat the shit out of both Aerion and Steffon and he even got to see a Targshit get brained.It was a pretty great day for him.
>>218052410Cutting isn't the issue. Puncturing is. And you also have to account for projectile weapons and specialty anti-armor tools like a warhammer with a spike
>>218052236Dunk can only afford so much armor
>>218052410there's no need. With that much leather around your joints, you can't move for shit. They would just push you onto your back like a turtle, and then stab you in the face at their leisure
>>218052438He also became a knight.
>>218052438he actually liked Baelor, one of the good ones
>>218052431I'm not getting astrally ass-fucked by Asshai-demons or handling severed little boy cocks on the daily. Gotta be a knight.
>>218052458Can’t they do they when you’re wearing forty pounds of steel plate?
>>218052431Well as a knight I could probably have a pretty chill existence if I'm landed and get into some fun adventures at least if I'm a hedge bro. If I'm a wizard I'm one mispronounced word in a ritual away from probably being a pile of gore or having my soul eaten by a fire god.
>>218052468LMAO magic do be kinda like that…
>>218052434>I changed my mind, there's actually TWO honorable things a Targaryen can do for the realm.
>>218051578So of the 14 participants in the trial, how many were actually tryingDaeron wasn'tThe kingsguard weren'tWas Steffon Fossoway trying?
>>218052485No. Armor is remarkably good at distributing weight if it's made well and offers much more mobility than you'd think. People who have halfway decent modern kits can sprint in it and do rolls and jump around no problem. The joints can also often move more than your body even can.
>>218052410Leather (technically boiled rawhide) was used for armor IRL but has a lot of downsides. It's good against cuts like you mention, but terrible against piercing strikes like arrows. It's hot, very heavy and stiff especially in multiple layers. Typically your base layer, called a gambeson, was actually thick wool or linen.
>>218052410It wouldn't be layers, it would be cuir boille: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiled_leatherIt was reasonably decent used to outfit better infantry.Could it? I dunno. Wikipedia says no, I dunno still. You'd probably be best using an axe or spear or something blunt.The knightly sword (broadsword) and the longsword it has to be remembered were the _sidearm_In the 8th-13th century a huscarl/knyght/ritter/chevalier/etc main weapon was either the spear if mounted or if fighting on foot the viking/danish/english/etc axe - basically a two handed axe.This evolved with plate into the Poleaxe, just as the knightly sword evolved into the longsword, a weapon with a variety of heads including hammer, pick, axe, and topped with a spike - it was purpose designed for fighting a man in full plate armor, unfortunately I don't think film or tv has ever depicted this.
>>218052485steel plate is thinner than 4 layers of leather, and has less friction, so the plates and panels around joints can move better.
>>218052517>Was Steffon Fossoway trying?Trying and failing to not get FUCKING DENTED by the mean green sonofabitch from another branch
>>218052517Aerion, Dunk, Raymun, Rhysing, Baelor, Maekar, Lyonel, Steffon, Beesbury, Hardying
>>218052236Better than Game of Thrones but Dunc's armor is pretty minimum. His armor is like 2 or 3 centuries BEHIND what the Targaryen's are wearing in the trial. He doesn't have a breast plate or anything. This would be suicide as a lance would go right through that which to be fair he gets lanced and he has no money. I get that. But what took me out of this episode was him being stabbed that many times. The wounds that he and others sustained would not be survivable in the middle ages. I dunno if you could really even survive and be able to walk in modern times with modern medicine with the wounds he sustained. I think all his nerves would be fucked.
>>218052458that is why the limb armor is segmented, or has flairs to block strikes to it
>>218052544i'm your anon
WHO sent the Pink Letter
>>218052517Kingsguard I would say are sort of trying, bee bro was killed by one of them. Once tied up by Baelor they are going to struggle as they can't really disengage easily nor can they attack him seriously. The Fossoways are both definitely trying, Raymun to screw Steffon over and Steffon to prove himself.
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I really appreciated how long the kept the helmets on for the fight. I get that Dunk's was going to come off eventually but it was still nice to have a battle sequence where people looked like they gave a shit about not getting their heads caved in (ironically enough)
>>218052562To be fair, he wasn't expecting to actually get into mortal combat.He was expecting to fight in a tournament, using tournament lances and hitting each other's shields. If he knew he was going to be fighting Kingsguard and Targaryans, he probably would have sold the other horse.
>>218052261>one of Dany's handmaidens who got eaten by the nigger in the vault is probably the hottest in the entire serieslol
>>218052580Probably Moon Boy for all we know
>>218052562>The wounds that he and others sustained would not be survivable in the middle ages.Henry V got hit with an arrow in the face, they got the shaft out but not the head that had to be extracted later, and survived.The dead guy did specifically say to wash Duncs wounds with wine, this is what was done with Henry V (the wound was packed with honey until they could get the arrow head out)
>>218052580Arlan
>>218052616Why does she give off slag energy? The caked on makeup isn't there physically but it's like I can sense it spiritually
>Robert? Cuckholded by his goodbrother>Stannis? Cuckholded by a fool>Renly? Fucking dead. Killed by a baby. >Robb Stark? Death by retardation >Joffrey? Death by Pidgeon Pie >Tommen? Cuckholded by Osney Kettleblack>Do the smart thing Ser Anonymous, bend the knee
>Fossoway is the only branch houseOh George...
>>218052629Henry took an arrow to the head and was a king with the best medical attention that could be offered for the time. Duncan took like 10 mortal wounds. Henry V had ancestors that died to far less.
>>218052562Agreed. His book wounds are pretty survivable, a lance that punches through his shield and drives a lot of chainmail into him, a ugly and bloody wound but not a dangerous one. Then he gets concussed by Aerion, and that's about it. The hand wounds in particular are a huge problem. Gurm has always been terrible at defining what "era" Westeros is in. Things like plate armor and very detailed jousting rules imply late medieval, and if you believe some theories Dany will become the first proto-absolutist monarch of Westeros implying that society is moving past feudalism.
>>218052226>no sheepfu to cuddle with you at nightwhy live
>>218052607He was expecting to joust, that is mortal combat. The frog-mouth helm is designed to protect the fact and eyes from splinters of breaking lances getting in the face and eyes, it would be bolted to the chestplate to protect against whiplash.
>>218052253see .>>218047865
post kinvara
>>218052667Well, he clearly invested pretty heavily into the helmet, even if it wasn't quite a fancy frog mouth.
>>218052544we must post
>>218052629its weird history didn't give him a sobriquet. Henry the........Arrowhead?
>>218052607Tournaments in the late middle ages were still insanely dangerous, even with the right protective gear. Keep in mind that warhorses at speed are moving at 20-25 mph, so the impact of a lance applies the kinetic energy of a small car crash essentially. Even blunt head lances are going to go straight through chainmail at that speed.
>>218052629>honeyThis is nectar to my ears. Beesbury saved the day again!
>>218052607car racing isn't mortal combat either, they wear fireproof suits and helmets
>>218052738honey is antimicrobial
>>218052714Tournaments in Westeros are seemingly not very dangerous.Unless you're a horse, apparently.
>>218051578If you want creamy pukeness he's your friendSay hello to his sword chop blendWhat's his name?Pennytree
>>218052779whats that shows name?
>>218052376What's that ring around his helmet on the right? Does he just want to look cute?
>>218052767every tourney we have seen across all three shows with the exception of the melee in renly's camp has had a minumum of one death anon
>He always meant for me to be a shitposter one day… as he was.>When he about to get banned, he called for his laptop and replied "kek, based!" to my post. Charged me to be a good shitposter.>To BTFO the jeets and the redditors. Flood the board with all my offtopic spam. And I swore that I would.
its kinda insane how far the GoT IP fell off only to come back with the best show on television by far
>>218052236They wanted to copy this exact same look
Did the guild of pyromancers ever prove genuinely useful to the Targs? Even having a couple of small siege engines lobbing pots of wildfire would be incredibly useful for sieges or even battles but it seems like it wasn't brought up much after Aegon IV's mechanical dragon fiasco
>>218052763yeah i know and I bee-lieve you>>218052805A tourney without at least 1 death is considered a dull affair.
>>218052544If they pull it off would he die?
>>218052803that's a big sausage wrapped in cloth it's his lunch
>>218052829it would be extremely painful
>>218052410In the pic you can see that nail-shaped dagger on his belt which is specifically for puncturing armor.
>>218052236>wearing the right sort of helmet but none of the rest of the kit.Not everyone wore full plate armor in even in later periods, older styles remained in use for generations as armor is expensive and even older styles provide a lot of protection.In the show that's the best that Dunk has though IIRC, in the book Steely Pate lends him a suit of plate, at least that's how he's pictured?
>>218052784a-dunka-dunka-dunka-dunka-dunka-KINO
>>218052831i know bee bro
>>218052803It's called an orle and it's for decoration/to display your coat of arms>>218052823>yet another shot of Beesbury dead
>>218052845Remember when got was still good and the guy from this meme was playing in it?
>>218052865dayne?
Kino, not slop.Slop will kill him.
>>218052431I will always choose wizard given the option. But to be fair we have only vague ideas about what magic can actually do in ASOIAF. There's old stories about insanely powerful wizards but we only see a few basic spells like glass candles or the warlock illusions.
>>218052376My understanding was that it was standard to wear an arming doublet under mail or plate armor. An arming doublet is a gambeson - a thick quilted multilayer fabric armor (aka a "padded jack"), which has built-in attachment points ("arming points") for attaching the armor atop it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambeson
>>218052870>dunk, not hotd, hotd will kill him
did someone say blackfyre?
>>218052803a wreath, yes he wants to look good that's why he is using a gold and jeweled belt
Beesburys have never been good fighters
>>218052562Honestly Dunk should be able to afford a cheap breastplate considering common foot soldiers could afford it during the war of the roses, at least the chest piece.
>>218052823>>218052860>>yet another shot of Beesbury dead
>>218052823even that has plate on arms (vambrace and gauntlets) and legs (greaves)still shit for the upper arms and torso
>>218052236>And Dunk only seems to be wearing a Maille hauberk, no plate. No protection from blunt trauma or spearsDunk is broke and is only renting the armorHe cant afford full plate
sex with daeron's retarded half black daughter
>>218052905Maybe they didn't have any in the giant size he needed.
>>218052714>Even blunt head lances are going to go straight through chainmail at that speed.No they're not, but it would break some ribs getting hit with a straight shot.
>>218052884my favorite semi-serious theory is that Bloodraven doesn't gaf about the Others, but is just lurking and waiting for the last Blackfyre to show his face so he can finally end the threat once and for all.
>>218052905Maybe he thinks since he’s a man he doesn’t need a breastplate
>>218052823>They wanted to copy this exact same look>garbagecartoonytrash.jpg
>>218052927True. I'm amazed Steely Pate had time to finish the maile and make a helmet that fit his giant retard head.
>>218051578>THE VOICE OF /tv/THE VOICE OF /tv/>THE VOICE OF /tv/THE VOICE OF /tv/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkwMMpz699Y
>>218052917He has gauntlets and sabatons in the show>>218052952shut the fuck up, it looks sick
>>218052854as new generations of armor became available the older would become easier and cheaper to make and more commonwhile a man-at-arms wore maille the foot levies might have at best a gambesonas the man at arms got more and more plate the levies could get some mailleetc
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>>218052931his hatred for them is truly the stuff of legends
>>218052803It is called an orle, and it's old use was padding to keep a second, larger helmet in the right position on top of that bascinet.The bascinet helmet was originally as an under-helmet, and you'd wear a great helm over it.Eventually they stopped wearing a second helmet on top of the bascinet and wore it by itself (I suppose because steel production got better, so they could make strong enough helms out of one layer of metal) and the orle became decorative.The helmet of the left is a bascinet you'd wear by itself, but I think the helmet on the right he's actually wearing is one you'd need a second helmet with as it opens above the brow too high.
>>218052931>Bran, you must go! I will hold them off.>Yes master.>But one more thing!>Hmm?>You must learn to look through a thousand eyes. To see every inch of the wide world.... so that you can find Daemon's last great grandchild and peck that motherfucker to death
>>218052931End the threat.. to whom? The targs are dead, he's stuck in a tree.
>>218052878yeah, but it wasn't a long voluminous skirt billowing all over the place which is what I was talking about in the postthe arming doublet came mid-1400s as a refinement of the gambeson
>>218052959Armor was expensive and thus well cared for steel, it would essentially last forever and continue to be used because it still worked.
>>218052921>daeron married his cousin's widow>has a retard daughter with her and dies of syphilis he caught from a whoreHow did this even happen
>>218052958You've got school tomorrow, son.
i can't tell but nobody actually cares about beesburys right
>>218052996Kill yourself faggot.
>>218052929some rough math:Let's assume a lance weighing 5kg and an impact speed of 20 meters per second. Kinetic energy formula says that is imparting 1000 joules of force at impact. For comparison, a heavily loaded .45 bullet imparts about the same kinetic force (albeit over a smaller area). When chainmail is hit like that, the rings burst apart. It's not intended to withstand that kind of force.
>>218052955A LARPing Scottish retard can be right once a year.
>>218052996you wouldn't beelieve how wrong you are
>>218052996It's a forced meme, nobody cares.
>>218052996i care
I assume the Beesbury province is called the hive or something similar
>>218052996In this thread the Beesburys are heroes, end of story
>>218052921Why was the crown prince's oldest son married to a Tyroshi anyway
>>218053023Why are there 2 fossoways
>>218052996the tard that dies in AKOTSK is whateverlord beesbury in HOTD was the only one in the council that wasn't a fucking traitor before nigger cole killed him, and he has my respect
>>218053010In jousting the lances are designed to break and not carry the energy through.The idea is to apply a large amount of force over a broad area to knock people off their horse. Not stab through them.Tournaments are supposed to be entertaining, and having people getting killed is a bit of a downer for most audiences.
>>218053028Their castle is called Honeyholt.>>218053039Raymun is the original of the "green apple" cadet branch of Fossoways. His descendants eventually get their own seat (New Barrel)
>>218052996if you comb through these threads you would find your answer or better yet look at the swarm replying to you
>>218053039one is green
>>218052973bloodraven forcing a cripple to travel that far to eat weirwood paste & jojen so he can guarantee the death of the blackfyre bloodline is on brand
>>218053046don't talk shit on Humfrey you motherfucker you
>>218053036daemon blackfyre was married to a tyroshi noblewoman, kiera is probably from some rival family
>>218052996It's hilarious how committed they are to the bee bit, they even die like bees
>>218053023What is up with the fire ants?Are they rivals to the butterflies?
>>218053081>they even die like beescause his lance broke and then he died?
>>218052876Cool pic
>>218053081>bee bitbit?
>>218053010Guys were wearing chainmail against lances for hundreds of years and survived.Armor wasn't something you bought new every year, throwing out last year's model, it was passed down, sold, traded, looted for generations.
>>218053081>Beesbury male busts inside his wife>fucking' dies
I'm pissing I figured this thread would appreciate that anyways Ser Steffon Fossoway is single-handedly the most impressive knight to take the field that day and he rightfully earned his Lordship
>>218053115>Ser Steffon Fossoway is single-handedly the most impressive knight to take the field that day
>>218053052you're right, but jousting as this highly formalized centerpiece of a tournament is a pretty late medieval development, postdating plate armor by a wide margin. No one was doing these style of jousts in chainmail like some Norman Conquest era knight.My only point is that I find it not credible that Duncan would have thought it a good idea to enter a jousting tournament without at least a breastplate, which given the other gear people are wearing should be something he can easily get.
>>218053023
which medium/great house is still sympathetic to the blackfyres? Griff will need an actual westerosi ally besides the niggas in dorne if he wishes to take the throne
>>218053056From the diaries of Maekar, discovered after death>Brynden Rivers' zeal in the cause of killing Blackfyre shits was infinitely superior to mine. Mine was as the taper light; his was as the burning sun. I could live to kill Blackfyres; Brynden could die to kill them.
>>218052459>Sure, knight, whatever. Did you see that Targshitter's brain?
>>218053133i hate how cool the blackfyre coat of arms looks some times
>>218053128If the boy had not yielded certainly Steffon would have smashed Raymun's chest in
>>218053136beesbury unironically
>>218052707>(the wound was packed with honey until they could get the arrow head out)Henry the Honeyed
>>218053132>No one was doing these style of jousts in chainmail like some Norman Conquest era knight.The term is derived from Old French joster, ultimately from Latin iuxtare "to approach, to meet". The word was loaned into Middle English around 1300, when jousting was a very popular sport among the Anglo-Norman knighthood.The medieval joust has its origins in the military tactics of heavy cavalry during the High Middle Ages. By the 14th century, many members of the nobility, including kings, had taken up jousting to showcase their own courage, skill and talents, and the sport proved just as dangerous for a king as a knight, and from the 15th century on, jousting became a sport (hastilude) without direct relevance to warfare.
>>218053128Raymun is being buffed by the warrior hereHe stood up for the weak
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>>218053128i mean this just proves Raymun is the better fighter right? unless we see steffon in the finale and he isn't battered at all
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>>218053115How was Aerion going to give him a lordship anyway? He's a fucking second born to the fourth born prince. What could he offer Fossoway? A nice little ski chalet in the Vale that his dad gave him?
>>218053168mfw some Borgia fucking shit opens his shit fucking mouth
>>218052562couldn't he be wearing some concealed plate under the chainmail, like hidden kevlar?
>>218053191ask his dad and grandad
How many seasons are we getting?
>>218053066>eats shit in the tourney>dies in the first charge in the trialabsolute loser and a disgrace to house beesbury
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>>218053216>>eats shit in the tourneyhe was the only one who came close to beating Hardying fairly (the same Hardying who unhorsed 17 people that day)
>>218053209Four, same as every year
>>218053179>House DaltWords are probably something like "We'll give you a paper cut first."
>>218053216kingsguard are the some of the most skilled warriors in westeros. beesbury never really had a chance.
>>218053179house wyl are just footfagslook at that arch
What's going on with the wiki? Is anybody else getting a large blank square in the middle of the page and unclickable links?
>>218053217>House ThennOf the many crimes of Dabid, turning the most interesting ethnic group north of the wall into a bunch of scarred cannibals is mentioned too little
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>>218053217
>>218050755>Jaime jobs in every real battle he's ever taken part inOnly as a commander because he's not very smart. As an individual fighter he is incredibly deadly.
Powerful
>>218052996buzzing in
>>218053292i hate white people so much man
Why is Jaime considered a good duelist?He's literally been in one duel and lost.
>>218053179>blackfyre rebellion happens because of anti-dornish sentiment>yronwoods were blackfyre supporters How
>>218053179>daeron ii just let scumbag houses like the wyls join up without any reprisal for the atrocities they committedThere should have been a Dornish decimation
>>218053311>He's literally been in one duel and lost.?
>>218053282Ser Timmith the Bald, change “Please the Seven” to “Please Gods”
>>218053313cause fuck the martells and fuck the targaryens
>>218053277>the nigger region of westerosBURN IT AGAIN TYWIN
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>>218053311show only peasant
>>218053313I never understood why the Yronwoods would rebel with the Blackfyres, but not side with the Targaryens back in Aegon's Conquest
>>218053311The dude literally won a tournament melee at the age of 13.
>>218053311He almost killed his way to Robb Stark despite being outnumbered and ambushed
>>218053277They have a whole well of better?
>>218053353they liked Daemon's tax policy
Ironically Harwin Strong was legitimately a good marriage candidate for Rhaenyra. She was sampling all houses higher and lower for marriage candidates. He was the heir to Harrenhal which according to Daemon is the only castle in the region large enough to house the Riverlands army. If only they got to know each other on Aegon’s name day.
>>218053168Sorry, should have been more clear. The style of jousting portrayed in AKOTSK is that of the middle part of the 1400s on. By this time, knights had long since abandoned chainmail entirely in favor of full plate. I stand correct that jousting did take place before plate armor, but all I would say is that Dunk showing up in chainmail without even a breastplate is considerably out of date compared to the full plate getups of the other competitors. His is from the early 1300s (you start to see breastplates in the middle part of that era around the HYW) and other guys are wearing stuff straight out of post-Agincourt France. Greathelm, gorget, and chestplate with chainmail I could easily buy as there's no way Dunk can afford full plate at this time.
>>218053349Grandison are the Beesburys of the Stormlands because every single one of them is associated with sleeping
>>218053311he fought and fucked a giant woman who herself said at full strength no one could beat him
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>Egg realizing what a clout in the ear would mean for him after seeing Aerion get the black slapped off of him by Dunk
>>218053284Is he? Who does he beat? Euron, who's no great fighter, Jory Cassel, and some random unnamed footsoldiers. He either loses literally every other fight we see him in, or doesn't finish them in the case of Ned>um, he actually defeated the great duelist, Ballsucking Barry the Blowjob Boss 15 years before the story takes placeIf it didn't happen during the story, it didn't happen. Show, don't tell.And before you accuse me of only watching the show like >>218053351 the books are the same. We never see him win a fight against anyone of any renown.GRRM sucks his crippled swordsman off way too much for how little he actually does anything.
>>218053386corbray is so cool
Remember in the first episode when Dunk has a flashback to all of those times Arlan slapped the shit out of him and in the last one he’s looking at a huge out of control fire and goes “oh fu-“ before getting slapped? That was funny
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>>218053353Definitely a plot hole. Aegon not conquering Dorne is retarded given his access to medieval superweapons. Gurm just doesn't understand anything about medieval warfare and loves his Vietnam analogies because he's an old boomer hippy. >>218053313Yronwoods are of First Men origin unlike most of the rest of Dorne. >>218053399Him chopping through Robb's personal guard solo is his best feat, though it does happen off screen.
>>218053392
>>218053370What are their words? Honk shoo honk shoo honk shoo?
>>218053399>some random unnamed footsoldiersTry the knights of Robb's personal guard.
>>218053414happier times
>>218053115NOT MY APPLE
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>>218053386>House Egen>"Dude, did you start on our coat of arms yet?" >"Yeah, yeah- I already finished the top part, look- it's got the moon and stars and shit, it's cool!">"And the rest?" >"I'll get around to it- get off my back"
>>218053363I always hated Rhaeneyra for having a bunch of bastards but I guess it doesn’t really matter. They’re still Targs + a westeros house same as if she’d taken offers from the Lannisters or the Tullys or any of her other suiters.Laenor was a marriage of convenience its not like they were trying to keep her children Velaryian. I’m still team green though
>>218053313My assumption is they were disgusted at the Martells for giving up Dornish independence, I assume if the Blackfyres had won, Dorne would have reverted back
>>218053440what on earth is the context of this? Does his character have a tense scene where he eats apples like it was pussy or something?
Imagine Ser Arlan in full kit. Fights like a Dothraki and Unsullied had a baby.
>>218053467Big eyes woooo
>>218053441They were gay, the warriors sons?
>>218051633Civilization literally equals Cities. Have you studied History? Name a single civilization that did not start as a City State.
>>218053414>End of the series>Jaehaerys is looking at Summerhall as it burns to the ground>hears "Why you" turns right "Oh fu-">Huge soot stained hand gives him the mother of all slaps>rolls credits
Is Dunc just gonna leave his shield in the mud? Tanselle spent a whole day painting that for him
>>218053426Rouse Me Not, which is actually pretty good words for their sigil being a sleepy lion
Impregnate
>>218053473I wish. He's just that based, forever /ourguy/ and a first class dorkmaxxxor
>>218053473Why is that the first thing you imagined
>>218053422>Ser Arlan trained me at arms...
>>218053415Ah yes, Swyft, the blue balls house
Honey for me not for bee
>>218053386I'm missing House Lipps here
>>218053422He honestly should've ditched the sword, and just stuck to open hand slapping that Targaryen around like a little baby boy.
>>218053489She would sacrifice your child to the flames.
>>218053386Where's the greatest house of them all, Wydman?
>>218053399>at 15 held his own against the smiling knight>won his first tourney at 13>described as the best natural swordsman by fucking selmy>defeated Robbs personal guard on his own and was only taken down because his sword got stuck in one of their skulls>after months of imprisonment and starvation he fought against brienne with his arms tied together. He lost but its a brienne chapter and she's constantly going ''FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK One mistake and im dead''.
>>218053533I can make anotherand anotherand anotherand anotherthe fact that her womb still works at 400 years old is impressive
>>218053533Breed baby make impregnate conceive
>>218053554Technically the fight is from Jaime's POV, but Brienne's recollections from her later chapters are basically "damn, he could do that chained up and weak from imprisonment? Guy is really all he's cracked up to be."
>>218053435Whose names were...?>>218053554>If it didn't happen during the story, it didn't happen. Show, don't tell.
>>218053133You don't mention the best house which is the kettleblack
>>218053525>No known wordswhat would they be
>>218052996He sacrificed himself to protect Ser Dunk's honor and dyed his mustache yellow is what he did! And in this house, Ser Humfrey Beesbury, Lord of the Bees, is a hero! END OF STORY
>>218053609The story starts where it starts.If you wanted to have a fully written backstory that follows each character from start to finish you'll have to give George a couple more lifetimesGRRM set Jaime up as one of the best fighters ever. The Author says it, so its true
>>218053621>Give us thy sugar
>>218053631>The story starts where it starts.With Ser Waymar Royce getting slaughtered beyond the Wall, correct.
>>218053386>belmore>has many bellsBRAVO GURM
How am I supposed to believe the Targaryens conquered Westeros with their fleet of 100m tall dragons? It didn't happen on screen. Show, don't tell.
>>218053489Why she was not played by Eva Green?
>>218053441Where did you find these?
>>218053708Are you kidding me? I wouldn't trade Carice for any other actress on the planet. Impeccable casting. She was perfect.
>>218053677it was 3
>>218053399Doesn't he charge Rob with a lance and kill his bannerman like Richard III style in Clash of Kings?
>>218053716Dunno, he internet?
>>218053744Carice should have played Catelyn Stark.
>>218053801Nah, Carice has the perfect Morticia Adams look with her cheekbones and pulls off the crazy goth bitch so wellShe was originally auditioning to play Cersei
>>218053753needs long hair
>>218053753>Velyarions? Just don't like 'em
>>218053489Can Meli even get pregnant with normal non-shadow babies? She's like 500 years old and some kind of fire wight
>>218053991she isnt a fire wight because she never died yetBeric is oneStoneheart is oneJon was one in the show
>>218053991Only if R'hllor wills it
Does anyone else think it's kinda weird the entire Clegane brothers storyline is the same storyline as Kane and The Undertaker?
>>218053998She's hundreds of years old and doesn't need to eat food or drink to sustain her. She's clearly animated by some kind of fire magic.
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>>218053786The fact that you can't name the bannerman is my point. He doesn't win a single fight against anyone of any renown at any point during the story, and if we're to believe GRRM, this guy can defeat the likes of Aragorn and Rand al'Thor.
>>218054033They all kinda suck, desu.
>>218054033BLACK kingsguard goes hard, purely for the colors alone. HotD qwangsgaurd looks retarded
>>218054033
>>218054216Looks more like a Westerosian UN Peacekeeper than an elite royal guard, desu.
>>218054033>Jaime had golden KG armor so DD just made them all wear gold
>>218054281aside from the helmet it's pretty close to the book
>>218054429>>218054429>>218054429
>>218053168Why are his weapons chained to his nipple piercings?
>>218053132>which given the other gear people are wearing should be something he can easily get.IIRC in the book Pate sells him a thicker than usual chainmail that he's got laying around because that's the only thing he has on Dunk's size and that he can afford. Dunk priorized a no frills thick helmet for jousting.
>>218051609We must decolonise the Westerosi countryside
>>218052003shitty jeetimation with no sense of physicsevery force has an equal and opposite reactionhe stops all the momentum of that heavy fuck in armor dead in his tracks and his arms don't even react
>>218052129Makes you wonder why she became so goofy looking later on, although she was hot as fuck in s3 in that white dress