>IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER, LEAVE THAT BOY BEprevious>>218064990
>>218067018>>218067033>>218067046>>218067048The Ironborn are the chosen master race
>>218067077>Uncle please can I get my father's sword Blackfy-
>>218067093I'll show you something that rises HARDER
>>218067077
>>218067077if only Arlan had arrived like 10 seconds earlier, Dunk would still have his gutter rat waifu :'(
>>218067126But then he would have not seen where that kind of life ends, and he may not have chosen to become a knight
> NO! You fucking IDIOT. They were taught by a “nameless” people from the Shadow. The same people who made the base of the Hightower. This people went around the world pillaging and raping and taking out entire civilizations. They destroyed Lorath, enslaved the ‘thousand isles’, and ‘toad isle’, and likely had strong influence in Leng (its right beside Asshai). Lengii are tall just like the Lorathi and the ‘tall men’ of ancient Essos. The ‘fish queens’ that once inhabited the (now lost) inland seas of Essos were likely literal. > Jesus Christ you morons can’t connect the dots. The five forts were once coastal. Yeen and Asshai are the same. > The difference is that while the others lost to this fishy maritime race, places like the Iron Island and Battle Isle managed to push them back. Valyria did what the Grey King did except on societal scale. They stole the “living fire”. >“It’s always summer beneath the sea”. > What lives around deep sea volcanic vents? Worms. What ate/cooked that poor princess alive from within? Wyrms. Dragon eggs stay dormant/fossilized just like… parasitic worms. Dragon riders are bonded to dragons due to a lingering parasitic trait that Valyrian blood mages managed to turn symbiotic.Holy shitThis is so kinoDid ancient Valyrians sacrifice their own to bond to dragons?
>>218067100>go be gay somewhere else
These threads are moving so fast no one will even notice when I say Dunk is very handsome and I would like to kiss him
>>218067145yes and the faceless man caused the doom
>>218067145Yeah they infected themselves with not!xenomorphs to produce literal hybrids I bet
what's it like dating a Dornish girl?
>>218067156They were a part of the conspiracy. But it wasn’t solely the Faceless. Valyria was in its death throes at the time. Already past its glory days. Bickering families that had no inkling of the importance or tending to the fourteen flames, and what lives under it.
>>218067169Endless cucking, so actually pretty good
>>218067166
>>218067120>"it's a lovely gown"
why are red priests autistic about other religions?Godswoods remain in the seven worshipping souith.Septons seem to get long with old gods worshippers.Brackens being the one exception.
>>218067169Salty coins and milk
Ghis>>>Valyria, don't @ me
>>218067169Very painful anal sex.
>>218067182
>>218067145What happened to Aerea really tells us a lot about how unnatural Valyrian sorcery was. The most horrific thing in the books.
>>218067207but you're right
>>218067184Rhollor is Islam to the Seven's Catholicism/Orthodoxy
>>218067210
I was they had ended up greenlighting the Doom of Valyria series with good writers/producers but of course it likely would have been shit millennial women fanfic
>Cat is a cunt who hates Jon to the bitter endShe has valid reasons to distrust Jon. It's telling that Robb didn't even have anything to say except "i'm the king, i will do what i want".>Shows that she cares more about what she wants than what's best for House Stark.Breaking ancient traditions and bribing the Night Watch to release Jon from his vows because Robb is insecure about his seed potency is good for house Stark?>Embodies everything about her characterNo, that would be her final moments during the Red Wedding. She's a tragic character and doomed.
>>218067208she browses /tv/ btw
Favorite passage in the book?“Gorghan of Old Ghis once wrote that a prophecy is like a treacherous woman. She takes your member in her mouth, and you moan with the pleasure of it and think, how sweet, how fine, how good this is... and then her teeth snap shut and your moans turn to screams. That is the nature of prophecy, said Gorghan. Prophecy will bite your prick off every time.”—Archmaester Marwyn I pray to the gods he turns out to be a legit wizard in Winds.
>"There was no thing that comes in the night, Maester Luwin had said so. If there had ever been such a thing, it was gone from the world now, like giants and dragons.">you didn't have a dream of your father dying, he's just fine in King's Landing-ACK>ghosts aren't real, you didn't see Ned's ghost in the crypts-ACK>wargs aren't real, you can't see through your wolf's eyes-ACK>giants and dragons are gone-ACK>the ironborn won't take Winterfell, prophetic dreams aren't real-ACK>children of the forest never existed, and are all gone if they did-ACK>white walkers aren't real-ACK>there isn't a dragon living under Winterfell-ACKtotal Old Nan victory, Maester Luwin utterly BTFO
>>218067236Meant for >>218066479
>>218067238>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning
>>218067251>>children of the forest never existed, and are all gone if they did-ACKI thought popular perception was that they were still around? That they were the reason that nobody goes to the Isle of Faces
>>>218066325More Macumber lore
>>218067296no the Isle of Faces is run by the Order of the Green Men
>gets fingers bitten off by the boss' huge wolf>now have life long disability>"YOUR MEAT - IS BLOODY TOUGH!" LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!is laughing an appropriate response to getting your fingers ripped off by a dog?
>>218067314the alternative is dying
>>218067314Couldn't allow himself to get wolfmogged so he decided to meatmaxx.
>>218067314When you're in shock . Yeah it happensHe hated it the next day though
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>>218067306>we live in the eye of a blue eyed giant The lands of always winter makeup 80 percent of the world making the planet look like a giant blue eye
>>218067251She is hilarious. I’m glad she died before Ramsay took over Winterfell. I couldn’t stomach her being flayed.
>>218067238‘I have sailed the Smoking Sea and seen Valyria.’‘Have you?’Rodrik Harlaw is my hero.
>>218067309Honestly totally forgot about them>The Andals were unable to destroy the green men during the Andal invasion of Westeros, leading to conjecture that some children of the forest survived on the Isle of Faces with their aid.[6]>During the Dance of the Dragons, Addam Velaryon was said to have flown his dragon, Seasmoke, to the Isle of Faces and taken counsel with the Green Men.[3]HotD kino incoming!!1!
>>218067343Pic related
>>218067353>The Andals were unable to destroy the green men during the Andal invasioni wasn't aware they ever tried
>>218067330I'd rather die than have anyone think of me as weakimagine if Marlo had his own house he wouldn't have taken that shit
>>218067236>She has valid reasons to distrust JonCat is worried about the slim possibility that decades from now Jon's grandkids might rebel. Meanwhile the Starks are danger of going extinct within weeks. She's a fucking clown, Robb could resolve the issue by marrying his son to Jon's daughter>Breaking ancient traditions and bribing the Night Watch to release Jon from his vows because Robb is insecure about his seed potency is good for house Stark?GRRM has said men have been released from their vows for similar reasons many times, some 4th son suddenly becomes the heir due to war or disease and the family pays to get them back. Good deal for both parties>No, that would be her final moments during the Red Weddingthe entire reason her family is destroyed is due to her own actions. She demanded ned go south due to her own ambition, she captured Tyrion and started the war, she made the shit deal with Frey to bail out the Tullys, she released Jaime. She'd prefer the Starks be destroyed over Jon having Winterfell, which is who Catelyn is at her core.
>>218067373MUH NAME IS MUH NAME
>>218067373>imitating a summer islander
Do you think normalscum will turn on Aegon after he kills his family at Summerhall, or do you think they will make excuses because he is a Targ?
>>218067404based cat
>>218067345old nan is confirmed to be alive...some people think she might have been Leaf under a glamour considering the timing and how Leaf said she used to be amongst the humans but her heart grew weary
>>218067426at this point the only people who still make excuses for Targs are redditors everyone else has been applepilled by raymun fossoway
>>218067426It was an accident!
>>218067238>Ygritte wanted me to be a wildling. Stannis wants me to be the Lord of Winterfell. But what do I want? The sun crept down the sky to dip behind the Wall where it curved through the western hills. Jon watched as that towering expanse of ice took on the reds and pinks of sunset. Would I sooner be hanged for a turncloak by Lord Janos, or forswear my vows, marry Val, and become the Lord of Winterfell? It seemed an easy choice when he thought of it in those terms … though if Ygritte had still been alive, it might have been even easier. Val was a stranger to him. She was not hard on the eyes, certainly, and she had been sister to Mance Rayder’s queen, but still …>I would need to steal her if I wanted her love, but she might give me children. I might someday hold a son of my own blood in my arms. A son was something Jon Snow had never dared dream of, since he decided to live his life on the Wall. I could name him Robb. Val would want to keep her sister's son, but we could foster him at Winterfell, and Gilly's boy as well. Sam would never need to tell his lie. We'd find a place for Gilly too, and Sam could come visit her once a year or so. Mance's son and Craster's would grow up brothers, as I once did with Robb.>He wanted it, Jon knew then. He wanted it as much as he had ever wanted anything. I have always wanted it, he thought, guiltily. May the gods forgive me. It was a hunger inside him, sharp as a dragonglass blade. A hunger . . . he could feel it. It was food he needed, prey, a red deer that stank of fear or a great elk proud and defiant. He needed to kill and fill his belly with fresh meat and hot dark blood. His mouth began to water with the thought.>It was a long moment before he understood what was happening. When he did, he bolted to his feet.
Hope Ser Arlan reappears for season 2!
>>218067373Trying to flex nuts and getting put in your place by your King leaves you room to recover and save face. Acknowledging you got owned shows you're a realist.Chimping out would've gotten him eaten by a wolf. Everyone would've thought of him as weak because he would've spent his last moments alive screaming in pain as he was savaged to death.
>>218067314I mean his uncle got his eye eaten by a crow while he was lying wounded on a battlefield and he responded by biting it's head off and eating it. Umbers are built different, giants blood is strong
The Old Gods, Drowned God, all the other gods = The Demiurge The Seven = Transcendent Sophia
>>218067475>He bolted to his feet. "Ghost?" He turned toward the wood, and there he came, padding silently out of the green dusk, the breath coming warm and white from his open jaws. "Ghost!" he shouted, and the direwolf broke into a run. He was leaner than he had been, but bigger as well, and the only sound he made was the soft crunch of dead leaves beneath his paws. When he reached Jon he leapt, and they wrestled amidst brown grass and long shadows as the stars came out above them. "Gods, wolf, where have you been?" Jon said when Ghost stopped worrying at his forearm. "I thought you'd died on me, like Robb and Ygritte and all the rest. I've had no sense of you, not since I climbed the Wall, not even in dreams." The direwolf had no answer, but he licked Jon's face with a tongue like a wet rasp, and his eyes caught the last light and shone like two great red suns.>Red eyes, Jon realized, but not like Melisandre's. He had a weirwood's eyes. Red eyes, red mouth, white fur. Blood and bone, like a heart tree. He belongs to the old gods, this one. And he alone of all the direwolves was white. Six pups they'd found in the late summer snows, him and Robb; five that were grey and black and brown, for the five Starks, and one white, as white as Snow.>He had his answer then.
>>218067481once Ser Chris hears about it he's like the Luca Brasi if you will
>>218067314>gets ear bitten off in a hotel bar fight and barely works againSome powerful Lord he is.
>>218067497the other gods are servants of the seven
Such a shame Robb fumbled his win over some quim and his dimwit mom.
>>218067494Another set of characters that were ruined in GoT
>>218067251soooo... Dunk tapped that, right?
>tfw blond hedge knight
>>218067540Wrong. The seven are reflections of living a good life before accepting death and the release of the soul, the truest way to achieve gnosis. The other gods want human sacrifices and offer shit in the temporary world, even immortality in some cases.
>>218067573Preston says Old Nan isn’t the right age.
>>218067475Jon not taking Stannis' offer is a borderline plot hole>Jon facing almost 100% chance of being executed by Thorne and Slynt if he stays with the Watch>Jon's excuse is that he won't burn Winterfell's weirwood>Stannis literally never demands this>Stannis is highly respectful to the mountain clans and the old gods because he's not a retard looking to alienate allies>can't even use the excuse of fighting the white walkers, because Jon would be able to do that more effectively as Lord of WinterfellGRRM basically turns Jon into a retard to justify him not taking the deal
>>218067551to be fair, he wasn't going to win anywayhis plan was too improvisational and relying on luck
>>218067599I dun wan it
>>218067345She is in the Dreadfort. Stannis will meet her when he takes the Dreadfort and get BTFO by her. >>218067599It's because Bran messed with the timeline. In the OG timeline, Jon did follow Stannis however this caused many of the Northern lords to turn their backs on the Stannis cause out of principle which ultimately led to Stannis and Jon being killed.
Any lore friends? Are all Beesburys this based? Do they have cool lore. Teach me about the bees please
>>218067613>to be fair, he wasn't going to win anywayHe'd already won as long as he had Jaime.
>>218067599I feel cheated that we never got to see Stannis winning the clansmen over>>218067627>Northern lords turning their back on The Ned's sonhuh?
>>218067169Cast So-chee in a GoT show
>this is what Jon refusedIs he fucking gay?
>>218067632Not really, holding Jaime didn't stop anything the Lannisters were doing. In fact, Robb bothering with negotiating worked in the Lannisters' favour since they were stalling for time to try and deal with their opponents one at a time and rework the strategic situation to be in their favour.
>>218067208Brightflame is so fucking cool and he's fighting a guy twice his weight. Was rooting for him desu
Sansa gets all butthurt over how Jon doesn't give lands from Bolton cucks to lords who fought for him, but what about Bolton lands specifically, or traditional Bolton bannermen? Divide the Bolton holdings up and execute his leal bannermen to give their lands to your loyalists. Everyone wins.
>>218067630A Beesbury shows up whenever Gurm needs to kill off someone from a middle-power house.
>>218067650my Martell princess wife that I plap plap plap every night and gives me eight and ten strong children
>>218067590who the fuck is preston?
Could someone rank how much Alicent likes each of her children for me (all 4)
>>218067237bold claim, got proof?
>>218067251Someone post the Dagmer Maester Luwin gif
>>218067077>IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER, LEAVE THAT BOY BEI got a puppy and have taken to shouting this any time my other dog gets too rough with him when they play. No, I did not name him Baelor, lowkey regret it tho
Goddamnit, I'm so excited! I can't wait for House of the Lesbians (no)
Wtf did Rhaenrya do to this guy Tyland...
>>218067630>>218067679but they always die with honor
>>218067636For breaking his Night's Watch vows, yes. We're told time and time again Northerners take that shit seriously.
>>218067404>Meanwhile the Starks are danger of going extinct within weeksBecause Robb couldn't keep it in his pants and didn't relay his plans to Edmure. But i digress. >GRRM has said men have been released from their vows for similar reasons many timesHe did? Where?>the entire reason her family is destroyed is due to her own actionsAnd Ned's. And Littlefinger's. And Tywin's. And Roose's. And Walder's. And Robb's. And...>She demanded ned go south due to her own ambitionWhere he fucked everything up due to his own incompetence, stubbornness and naivete. >and started the warTywin's nigger tendencies and Jaime and Cersei's incest did that.>she made the shit deal with Frey to bail out the TullysSound decision at the time.>she released JaimeFair point although it's not like he was much use as a hostage. Tywin never accounted for his release when planning the Red Wedding.>She'd prefer the Starks be destroyed over Jon having Winterfell, which is who Catelyn is at her coreI don't know what books you've read.
>>218067708Can't break his vows if he's relieved of them, as GRRM has said has happened numerous times in the past.
>>218067703gelded him and took most of his facehe gave back half of the gold when he became hand tho
>>218067566>no plates, just fuck you I'm his bro energyWhat a fucking legend
>>218067717Did Alicent torture, geld and mutilate one of Rhaenrya's or was this the first precedence?
>>218067156I think about this a lot.The children of the forest caused their own downfall and a mass death event when they used too much magic juice on flooding the broken arm.HOW THE FUCK did the faceless men swing the doom without the same thing happening to them?
>>218067716I wasn't aware of this. When has this happened?
Does anyone remember whether the Jon/Arya outline or the Jon/Sansa outline is older?
>>218067732you have to win something first and the greens never won shit>>218067733they probably escaped before killing enough mages
>>218067636>I feel cheated that we never got to see Stannis winning the clansmen overkek, Jon's advice was to compliment them on how pretty their daughters are and drink their ale. We deserved a POV of Stannis suffering through that>>218067613if he had traded Jaime for his sisters and Ice right away he goes back North and nobody can touch him until the next summer arrives in probably 10 years. Or he can return once all the Southern retards destroy their armies fighting each other and put Jon on the throne if Howland tells him the truth when he returns North through the neckRobb lost sight of why he went South in the first place and paid the price. Under these circumstances he could have even told Frey to fuck off because Frey was an oathbreaker for demanding a marriage to help his own liegelord. Robb deserves more hate desu
>>218067077I actually did a fist pump and cheered after Dunk was freed of that anchor wench. Unfortunately by then, her arc had already eaten too much of the episode. Also, is gangrene just not a thing in that universe and did he at least get his money back?
>>218067759>the greens never won shiti forgot how poorly written the dance really is
>>218067216>>218067160>>218067156>>218067145A targ princess has dragon worm things with human faces pouring out of her. It is known.
What are your favorite memehouses in asoiaf? For me it is Grandison. Almost all mentions of them include falling asleep or feeling sleepy. Pic related is their banner and house words.>Lord Lorent Grandison, regent of Aegon III, noted for his love of sleeping>Ser Harlan Grandison, kingsguard to Aerys II, died in his sleep>Lord Hugh Grandison, old fuck who was suitor to Arianne, fell asleep during the feast when he visited Sunspear>Ser Narbert Grandison, knight in service to Stannis, noted for keeping yawning at Alys Karstark wedding feast
>>218067759Greens secured male primogeniture for all time
I could see AKOTSK season 2 being divided into a season-long A and B plot to pad out to 6 episodes. The A plot is Dunk and Egg doing their thing. The B plot is a flashback to the Blackfyre Rebellion following an unnamed middle-aged knight fighting for the rebels.Plots come together at the end of episode 4 when it’s revealed that Eustace was that knight. We then get his big monologue. Episode 5 is the final showdown with the Webbers. Episode 6 is cleanup and Dunk says goodbye to the Red Widow.
>>218067695you can fix that, its not too late
>>218067236>She has valid reasons to distrust Jon. It's telling that Robb didn't even have anything to say except "i'm the king, i will do what i want".I'm generally an enjoyer of all things hating on Jon but the "your 10th cousin twice removed had a daugther who had a daugther who married into house Waynwood" shit was out of line.Robb could do what he wantedin that case because kings can and do legitimize bastards.
>>218067650No gummyhogs allowed, apologies.
>>218067736Rarely, but GRRM makes mention of it in one of his So Spake Martins. I can try to find the one.
>>218067782>What are your favorite memehouses in asoiaftoo easy
>>218067782most relatable house in westeros
>>218067238
>>218067712>>She demanded ned go south due to her own ambition>Where he fucked everything up due to his own incompetence, stubbornness and naivete. >know your husband is a stubborn honorable to a fault man>send him to politicks hell>he instantly diesGenuinely her fault.
>>218067776yeah they never secured the fucking reach because that would cause problems for his narrative>>218067788pretty useful when they are all fucking dead
KEEP POSTINGYOU MUST
Death to all Targs
>>218067820What did they do to be despised?
>>218067816Alright, please do
>>218067858you know how the ironborn act like niggers? the codds are super niggers
why did the baratheons side with the usurper greens when rhaenys was on rhaenyra's side?
>>218067858>house of fish that's only good fried
>>218067848
>>218067848I need good posts.The Realm
>>218067858Incestuous fish aliens.
>>218067238“Up and down,” Meera would sigh sometimes as they walked, “then down and up. Then up and down again. I hate these stupid mountains of yours, Prince Bran.”“Yesterday you said you loved them.”“Oh, I do. My lord father told me about mountains, but I never saw one till now. I love them more than I can say.” Bran made a face at her.“But you just said you hated them.”“Why can't it be both?” Meera reached up to pinch his nose.“Because they're different,”, he insisted. “Like night and day, or ice and fire.”“If ice can burn,” said Jojen in his solemn voice, “then love and hate can mate. Mountain or marsh, it makes no matter. The land is one,”
>>218067712>Where he fucked everything up due to his own incompetence, stubbornness and naivete.she's the one who told him to trust Littlefinger kek, Ned trusted her over his own gut instinct and paid the price. She's the one who guilt tripped him to go South in the first place, if he hadn't listened to her their entire family is safe in Winterfell as the South implodes>Tywin's nigger tendencies and Jaime and Cersei's incest did that.war was inevitable, she gave the Lannisters months of a head start by impulsively capturing Tyrion. Ned told her to go straight North and have Robb start preparing for war, instead he doesn't get word from her for weeks. And Ned gets crippled because he's in King's Landing surrounded by Lannisters>Sound decision at the time.her negotiation skills are dogshit, she could have offered Edmure or Theon. Or Sansa, but she'd never give her favorite child to a frey>Fair point although it's not like he was much use as a hostage. Tywin never accounted for his release when planning the Red Wedding.he starts plotting it ASAP once Bolton sends him word that he's sending Jaime to King's Landing and ready to betray the Starks
>>218067858Innsmouth type shit.
>>218067782Hightower.
Mmm sweaty hairy unwashed wildling snatch
>>218067858Not important.Everyone despises them, yet they remain.
>>218067166>>218067182>>218067210>>218067228Are these fan theories? Where do people get this much info?
mmm sweaty hairy unwashed dragon snatch
>>218067145>Did ancient Valyrians sacrifice their own to bond to dragons?There's some things no eyes should ever see.
>>218067928Always thought this shit was ridiculous and too modern day porn braineda shy virgin like jon snow and the first thing he does is eat her out? and successfully so? how does he know what to do?
>>218067867>Q: Both Robb and Stannis, and presumably Robb's great lords, thought it was possible that Jon could be released form his oaths. Other than the precedent established by Joffrey with Ser Barristan, is there any other past precedent with any of the other organizations were the members swear poverty, celibacy, etc. to be honorably released from their vows? I ask because if the NW has been around for 8000 years, and many great lords and/or their families may have joined (not entirely willing in some cases), there seems to be a lot of potential for "exceptions" to develop as time went on.>A: Yes, there have been a few other cases, but they have been very rare. Such vows are taken very seriously.a lawfag like Stannis wouldn't suggest something that didn't have precedenthttps://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/Nights_Watch_Oath/
>>218067858They are ironborn ironborns
Ser Dunk the Lunk
>>218067955i said the same thing lmao. eating pussy isn't the go-to for an amateur.
>>218067977FOUR pages for Ser Duncan.He must have been quite the man.
>>218067958Thanks, but I still stand by my statement. Even if lawfully released, I still think Northerners would hold him to the vow.
>>218067985I bet one of those pages was devoted to that beef he li8ked so much
Fuck GoT and fuck HotD
dunk is gay simp for ugly brown goblins
>>218067985He mostly wrote about the lord of Beesbury
>>218067314>lose fingers to the hero>become his ally
>Dunk and Egg 4: the She-Wolves of Winterfell
>>218067808>north currently occupied by Ironborn>wildling invasion about to take over the rest>winterfell is a scorched ruin>Lannisters have resolved things in the South, will be attacking if Robb survives>cat is worried about Jon's kids usurpingthere's literally nothing for Jon to usurp kek, Cat and Robb destroyed the North to such a degree that Robb's will is almost a curse on Jon to clean up that fucking mess. Jon in Dance mentions that the type of glass used for the glass gardens costs more than it's weight in gold, it would take centuries to replace them. Robb turned thousands of years of inheritance to ash
>>218067762Must have sucked donkey dick being one of those riverlords allied with Robb. Their country gets burned while the young king is off ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶e̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶ adventuring in Westerlands. Then he returns and pretty much tells them they're on their own. I wonder what was their plan after the Whispering Wood. Wasting their manpower while Robb's bullshit plans fail to materialise and their homeland gets turned into charred wasteland?
>>218067782Farwynd of the Lonely Light
>>218067831I appreciate you Darkstar poster
>>218067551He was a kid way over his head, Tywin would've destroyed him eventually.
Need a vid of Beesbury dancing
>>218068011Should have done this more often
>>218067145Naga was a big ass sea wyrm confirmed
>>218067993>choice is between Jon Stark and the boltons who gained power by breaking guest right and slaughtering family members of every Northern house>they'd hold Jon to his vowthey wouldn't give a fuck, they want a Stark to follow and a chance at revenge
>>218068042She's thinking long-term. At that point of the story, they were still hoping to win.
>>218067454all my niggas hate targshits
I'm reading the novellas. I finished the first one. My favorite line was:>Prince Daeron gave a weary shrug. "Egg has the truth of it. Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer."
>>218067314This is called a cope. He was posturing, trying to look tough, and he got BTFO and either had to>Double down, making him a traitor and potentially getting him killed>Submit in an embarrassing way, i.e. apologising>Play it off in a jokey way, so he doesn't look as badHe chose option 3
I keep seeing clips posted and I'm thinking about rewatching GoT early seasons, I think it's been a decade since I've watched them. I'm worried that it's going to be shitter than I remembered though
>>218068130Nah it’s still kino but the cracks start showing by the end of season 2
>>218067941Idk but I’m here for it
>>218068111lol
>>218068130Bad idea, like reading texts from an ex
i completely forgot knights of the seven kingdoms was a thing. how is it?
>>218068176A guy shits in the very beginning
>>218068138I'd say the end of S2 redeems the whole season, Blackwater and the follow up were really good and left a really positive impression while the preceding episodes were kinda weak
>>218067228>>218067210>>218067182>>218067166I want a High fantasy show set during ancient asoiaf so bad
>>218068199They made Bloodmoon just for you
>>218068176hell yeah
>>218067599>Jon facing almost 100% chance of being executed by Thorne and Slynt if he stays with the WatchJon is too big and schtewpid to understand this
>>218067896>>218067844Ned made a bunch of retarded decisions that she never could've predicted like confronting Cersei about incest or refusing Renly's offer and then basically doing what he proposed but with way less trustworthy troops. He basically walked into the trap himself. Could've served as Joffrey's regent but noo, he had to be all righteous and shit.>her negotiation skills are dogshit, she could have offered Edmure or TheonAs if Walder wouldn't find some way to weasel out of this alliance once things started getting hairy even if no marriage proposals were broken.>Or Sansa, but she'd never give her favorite child to a freyArya, Sansa, what difference does it make?>he starts plotting it ASAP once Bolton sends him word that he's sending Jaime to King's LandingHe's plotting it since Tyrion I.>Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with quills and ravens
>>218068199That would ruin the mystery
for your trouble anon.
Dream wife
>>218067145>the foundations at battle island and the seastone chair were clearly made by the same people because they are both black>furthermore it is self evident that late republican Rome and Early Kingdom Egypt were populated by the same group of people since the marble of the Lapis Niger and the bassalt of the Palermo stone are both blackPrecursorfags have exposed themselves as stupendous brainlets.
>>218068241>Ned made a bunch of retarded decisions that she never could've predicted like confronting Cersei about incest or refusing Renly's offer and then basically doing what he proposed but with way less trustworthy troops. He basically walked into the trap himself. Could've served as Joffrey's regent but noo, he had to be all righteous and shit.may I once again repeat>know your husband is not in anyway built to be doing politics>send him to the capital city to do politics with seasoned poltickersShes just retarded, you cannot put forward any more thought to her other decisions in life, she is a lackwit.
>>218068246What episode is this from?
>>218068269
>>218067654It's kinda amazing how Jon fought so hard and did so much shit shoveling and his reward was to be sent off to the north to die so that retard Anal Worms could pretend he 'won.'
>>218068295Zealous loyal and sexy? Your loss.
>>218067208This dude would never, ever live down this defeat.
i love whores sm i hate feminist girl bosses and all that shit fuck them fuck them all just let men only have power and let all women be whores for our pleasure
>>218068103if she was thinking long term and what was best for the Starks, she'd have argued that the smartest move would be legitimizing Jon immediately rather than putting it in a will, and using him to make a marriage alliance. With so many highborn men dead there are a shit ton of houses with female heirs. But Cat doesn't actually care about what makes sense, she's driven by emotions and hatred for Jon
>>218068317He's a royal prince, so he could just execute anybody who brought it up as long as they don't have a personal army.
>>218068246I fucking hated how even early on the show framed Tyrion as this wholesome funny guy who's also a political genius. They sanded down all his rough edges until he was nothing short of a saint.
>>218068046Rivermen are truly the niggers of Westeros.
>>218068293S2E3
>>218067712>didn't relay his plans to EdmureI blame some of this on his mom, too. Sure, she and his close lords think Edmure is a bit of a joke, but Cat has no excuse for not knowing that Eds would never just leave his smallfolk to die. She's fucking useless as an advisor. Ultimately the blame lies with Robb though for treating one of his key supporting lords like a dunce, then getting angry when he fills in a lack of information with his own inclination.
>>218068278Keep thinking that dragons didn’t come from the Shadow, I guess.
>>218068317Na, Dunk becomes one of the most famous knights in the history of Westeros so it's fine. Dunk unironically saved his reputation, because it goes from>I jobbed to a shitty random hedge knightTo>I was defeated by the greatest Knight in the realmWhich isn't as bad.
>>218068360It was still bearable while they had him reciting Martin's dialog. D&D cannot write "witty" dialog to save their lives.
sex with baelor's man
>>218068380That one is retarded. He thinks the Valyrians built the foundations of the Hightower. It predates them.
>>218068176BESSIE’S FAT TITS!
>>218068366Westermen did that. And i thought we all agreed that Ironborn are the niggers of Westeros, now and always.
>>218068415Westermen are just Iron Born that can't swim
>>218068317Nobody really remembers him losing to a Hedge Knight after ACKing himself by drinking Wildfire like a retard.
>>218068340esl
>>218067551When it all went to shit all he had to do was hold Moat Cailin.
>>218068241>Ned made a bunch of retarded decisions that she never could've predicted like confronting Cersei about incest or refusing Renly's offer and then basically doing what he proposed but with way less trustworthy troops. He basically walked into the trap himself. Could've served as Joffrey's regent but noo, he had to be all righteous and shit.and he'd never have been in position to do any of that if it wasn't for Cat bitching at him until he went South>As if Walder wouldn't find some way to weasel out of this alliance once things started getting hairy even if no marriage proposals were broken.what's important is that it frees up Robb for a legit marriage alliance that brings actual benefits, instead of a bridge crossing>Arya, Sansa, what difference does it make?the fact she gave up Arya(daughter of 2 great houses) for a son who's not even top 20 in the line of inheritance. She's all but saying she hates Arya for agreeing to that trash. She'd never condemn Sansa to that fate, which shows how emotionally compromised she is
>>218067208>>218068317Honestly, Maekar is doing him a favor by exiling him to Lys. How do you show your face anywhere in Westeros again after publicly getting your ass whooped by some random hedge knight?
>>218068430eol
>>218067733It did happen to them, they just didn't care. The same entity just started again with new cultists.
>>218068383So it's like Kurt Warner losing to Tom Brady. Embarrassing at the time, a fun story for his grandkids today
>>218068269>>218068311bitch has a fucking mustache in the books, Val says she has more hair on her lip than Val does on her cunt. Stannis is truly a dutiful man to fuck her even once a year
>>218067145So in the Asoiaf version of the Bronze Age collapse, the sea people were destroyed by the empire instead of the other way around?
>>218068351She doesn't hate Jon. Where did that come from? She hates that her husband cheated, brought a bastard home and then wouldn't even tell who his mother is. She resents and fears him but she doesn't have any strong feelings beyond that.
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>>218068491I’ve heard bitches with mustache hair have the best pussy
>>218068215This shit made the Criston vs Fageon match look like child's play.
>>218067955>>218067982Maybe Theon told him the idea. Actually never mind, there's no way Theon would ever eat pussy before certain changes in his life.
>>218068288Again, straight up telling Cersei that you know about the incest and intend to expose her is not politics, it's suicide. >send him to the capital city to do politics with seasoned poltickersAnd his old trusted friend the king who's very much so not going to just randomly die to a boar.>Shes just retarded, you cannot put forward any more thought to her other decisions in life, she is a lackwitShe justifies her decisions more than any other character in the books. If you can't pick it up that's on you.
>>218068111The apple line is genuinely a great bit of glib humor.
>>218068571Are you the fucking blackfish? Stop riding cat's dick
>>218068295
>>218068429>drinking napalm to own the chuds
>>218068606So far every male actor has aced the portrayals.
>>218068571It was a retarded move by Ned but he was terrified that Robert was going to murder more women and children.
>>218068618Cat simps are straight deluluShe is not the most malignant character in ASOIAF, but is easily in the top 10 if not top 5.
>>218068438>and he'd never have been in position to do any of that if it wasn't for Cat bitching at him until he went SouthCause refusing the king would've been way more prudent? And don't forget that her sister who she has no cause to doubt told her that Lannisters killed Jon Arryn.>what's important is that it frees up Robb for a legit marriage alliance that brings actual benefits, instead of a bridge crossingAnd capturing Jaime opened him up to negotiations with Tywin but we know how that went, don't we? He was too busy playing at war to do any politiking.>She's all but saying she hates Arya for agreeing to that trash. She'd never condemn Sansa to that fate, which shows how emotionally compromised she isHow the fuck do you keep coming to these conclusions.
>>218068317Well he fights alongside Dunk, Egg and Bloodraven against the Blackfyre fucking shits during one of the rebellions so all's good between them.
>>218068492No. Something happened in Asshai, or Stygai. The Doom is probably its repeat. History repeats.
The OP is tired. See him to his chambers.
>>218068495>as shown by flashbacks about Robb and Sansa, Catelyn deliberately tried to brainwash them to dislike Jon due to being a bastard. Only Sansa fell for it>forces him out of Winterfell, leaving him no choice but to take the black(part of the reason she fought so hard for Ned to go South, so she could justify Jon leaving because Ned isn't there)>calls Jon by his name a single time in his life, when she says he should be crippled instead of Bran>reflexively angry at Mya Stone because it reminds her of Jon existing>Blackfish doesn't trust Jon despite never meeting him, solely due to Catelyn talking about him>compares Jon to Theon, implying he'd kill Robb's kids if he got the chance>fights to have some 10th cousin 3 times removed named heir over Jonshe directs all her anger at Ned towards Jon. She's nearly as insane as Lysa with how she's worried about a bastard with 5 other siblings somehow being able to take Winterfell
>>218068412THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE
>>218068618>>218068665No argument?
>>218067208if he's really a vindictive a-hole he could've hired Faceless Men to kill Dunk even if he was in exile in Essos.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm might be in a future novella.
>>218068721>continuously ignores the point that cat should have known ned would fall flat on his face doing politics>um please address my arguments good sirs!Kill yourself tullyNIGGER
>>218068692Bastards are seen as inherently treacherous in their society, she didn't invent that.>calls Jon by his name a single time in his life, when she says he should be crippled instead of BranShe was distraught and him showing up when he did wasn't helping.>reflexively angry at Mya Stone because it reminds her of Jon existingAnd then feels guilty for that.>compares Jon to Theon, implying he'd kill Robb's kids if he got the chanceShe was right about Theon and Robb not listening to her cost them Winterfell, Bran and Rickon. She's wrong about Jon but i can see where she's coming from.
>>218068741>Umm Cat should've known that Ned would literally die, not embarass himself, not do a bad job of governing but DIEEat shit Nedtard.
>>218068571>She justifies her decisions more than any other character in the books. If you can't pick it up that's on you.her "justifications" are her emotionally abusing her husband and son to get away without being punished for her cruelty or stupidity>>218068665she's almost worst than Cersei in a way, Cersei at least knows she's an evil cunt and is successful until she goes off the rails after Joffrey dies. Catelyn thinks she's played 4D chess while being conned by everybody and maintains her arrogance and confidence the entire time
>>218068830seething blackfish crying and shitting himself because his darling cat got her pussy blown the fuck out by a based nothern retard
>>218068234ahh brat!
>>218067478Enjoy your blackfyre rebellion flashback.
MY KHALEESI!!!!!!!!
>>218068380>every culture claims to have had a hand in the origin of dragons and posture about a great civilization about valyria>but I accept the Ashai'i claim at face value because they have black stonelol>>218068401>obsidian and kushan buddhas are both black>therefore it's clear as day the aztecs and kushans were a single peopleYou must be genuinely intellectually disabled.
>>218068893Why do you think Valyrians are older than they are? They’re younger than Ghis.
>>218068893I am not party to this argument, nor will I read all the posts within it. But Blackstone(tm) isn't the same as black stone, nor does anyone in the world seem to be confused about the difference
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Ryan Condal hints that Rhaenyra will take a darker turn in S3:>Hopefully, as with any character in a sprawling story like this, you'll see growth. Sometimes, growth isn't always positive, but you see someone evolve and find their identity.
>>218068949Where were the elephants?
>>218068804>Bastards are seen as inherently treacherous in their society, she didn't invent that.meanwhile the Velaryons were letting Aurane Waters command their ships, Stannis puts a bastard in charge of Dragonstone, Walder Frey has his bastards knighted and command hundreds of troops, and the most respected master at arms in the Vale is a bastard. There are plenty of bastards in trusted positions>She was right about Theon and Robb not listening to her cost them Winterfell, Bran and Rickonironically the only reason this happens is because she forced Jon to the Wall in the first place. Robb saw Theon and Jon as brothers, Robb knew she was wrong about Jon so he assumed Theon could be trusted. If Jon hadn't gone to the Wall, he would have been with Robb and prevented him from sending Theon. Cat's entire arc is about her losing everything she holds dear due to her own actions trying to prevent it from happening. It starts with sending Jon away, ends with her releasing Jaime to try and save her daughters. Which costs Catelyn her last son(as far as she knows) at the red weddingpeople defending Cat miss the entire point of her character, she's an NPC retard with the best intentions trying and failing to protect her family by following society's rules as they were programmed into her
>>218068949The casting announcement for this guy was the first BIG piece of show-related news that came out after I finished watching. Made me think this guy was going to be a HUGE part of the endgame.lmfao
>is he a ham?
any other vampiric houses like Bolton and Lothston?
>>218068959Pack it in Condal, literally no one cares about your fanfic
>>218068982I thought the same when they announced they had recast Dickson Tarly and Tom Hopper would now be playing him. And then he had one line about shitting himself before being roasted by dragons.
>>218068991She definitely chuckled in her headspace. “Oh this cheeky gay; I can’t wait to kill you.”.
>>218068909The Valyrians founding oldtown is an in-universe theory.It's more obscure than "ancient fish people did it" because that gets less views on youtube.
soo uhh where was f!aegon in thwe show
>>218068959Reasonable take, I'm not worried anymore that she'll be whitewashed.
>>218068959I don't care for high schooler fanfics
>>218069052I was waiting for there to just be two blue-haired male characters in the background, one old and one young, and then they would unceremoniously die and the most you get regarding their presence is Harry Strickland looking directly into the camera on his witnessing of their deaths and trying to pretend like it wasn't important.
>>218069042>I volunteer to die, right now, for no reason, in opposition to the rulers our family historically supports. I have to do this or else I will immediately become one of the most powerful lords in Westeros.
>>218069108It's the right thing to do because your brother is in the night's watch and can't heir and it's your sisters' turn to inherit.
>>218069108why are his eyes so close together
>>218069108His father is a bigger retard. I thought the reason he kind of 'disowned' Samwell because of 'muh legacy' and in the end let his other son roasted alive.
>>218069131why are you chinese
>>218068959Instead of saying "WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?!" with a tired voice, she will say "What would you have me do?" with an attempt at an intimidating voice.
Children of the forrest are the og dragonlords and would control the dragons with warging. The people with no name that taught Valyrians their magic were the children. Also squishers are just Cotf who evolved to live in the water
>>218069173instead of asking it, someone else will ask her what she'd have them do
>>218069159While in line last week to get blood drawn at my local Veteran's Affairs hospital, I got hit on by an old bearded white man who made unblinking eye contact with me and licked his lips as he said, "you have big, beautiful eyes, like a woman's."Clearly I am not Asian
>>218069108where did you find this photograph of me
>>218067155Gay
How do I get this look at Darks souls? >Inb4 just use solaireNo its a bit different
>>218068959maegor with tits, they'll still find a way to make it a man's fault she does anything wrong
>>218069257I'm 90% sure this one exist in ds3
>>218069257better luck recreating it in kingdom come
Are they gonna make these two black? Their mother is related to Vaemond
>>218067155>t.
I actually got chills when Egg screamed for Dunk to keep fighting, the shot of SerArlan the man saying get up again, and the crowd hyping themselves. Truly a knight who remember his vows with dragons. Which is ironic because they aren’t actually dragons and dunk isn’t actually a knight yet he’s the best there is.
>>218069279>Daeron: Imma cap these ragheads fr fr-ACK
>>218069304Least homosexual irish men
>>218069304This is fucking gay, dude...
>>218069235do you want a boyfriend, or something? faggot.
>>218068351Jon is older than Robb so if they legitimize him then he’s King lol, they can’t do that. That’s why her line in the show about promising to ask Ned to make him a Stark if he lives is so stupid
>>218069269Meh I dont feel like replaying ds3
>>218069338t. No friends
Is Dunk having jungle fever based or cringe?
>>218069343ned lied about Jon's birthday, the reason cat is pissed is because Jon was supposedly fathered after they were married so everybody thinks Jon is younger. And Robb could write up the legitimization so Jon is last behind any surviving trueborn siblings or straight up has no claim the winterfell
She's so cute I want to hug her
>>218069379>>218069343
“A knight who remembered his vows”How fucking funny in a world where no remembers the basic principles of knighthood and worships the elite. No wonder the Gods favored Dunk. I would too.
>>218069260I mean they already did that by showing how she's passed over as heir because she was born a woman The civil war begins because Westeros is more rigid than England was
>>218069398Stop being so dramatic lol this isnt shakespear
>>218069341dawg i was just standing in line in sweatpants and a hoodie
>>218067077Children of the Forest = BritonsFirst Men = Anglo-SaxonsAndals - NormansTargaryens = JewsIt isn't even up for debate
>>218069418You’re right speed watcher . It’s better. When that fat fuck can cook he can cook.
>>218069260What would you have her do?
>>218069418Moron
>>218069436
Are we going to actually see Dunc become good at fighting or will it be RETARDSMASH for the entire series?
>>218069396It's a huge plothole already that Ned wouldn't just tell Cat that he picked up an orphaned baby from a ravaged town during the war. Fatman is retarded.
>>218069485This
>>218067338>mfw when watching HOTD season 2
>>218069279Viserys and Daemon are also related to Vaemond.They ought to be blacker than Baelor and Daeron, going by black velaryon logic.Since Daemon and Viserys weren't noticeably black, Baelor and Daeron shouldn't have to be.They're gonna be black though, but not for any good reason
>>218069485Because hes supposedly neds bastard so he gets special treatment instead of a nobody who got picked up in the streets
>>218069396show cat is objectively worse, in the books she never has a single regret with regards to Jon and is actively fighting Robb to stop him from undoing her grand victory of getting him sent to the Wall. In the show she apparently did consider trying to be nice to him but couldn't go through with it and is now so self-centered that she thinks the Gods are personally punishing her. Book Catelyn is a cunt, but at least she's a chad about it and embraces it to the end
>>218068980>ironically the only reason this happens is because she forced Jon to the Wall in the first place. Robb saw Theon and Jon as brothers, Robb knew she was wrong about Jon so he assumed Theon could be trusted. If Jon hadn't gone to the Wall, he would have been with Robb and prevented him from sending TheonHahaha what?>Cat's entire arc is about her losing everything she holds dear due to her own actions trying to prevent it from happening. It starts with sending Jon away, ends with her releasing Jaime to try and save her daughtersNow that makes more sense.>people defending Cat miss the entire point of her characterSo do people hating on her.
>>218069509He's Lord of Winterfell, he can tell his people to treat an orphaned baby however he want the baby to be treated.
>>218069485>Hey Cat I found this random baby that looks suspiciously like a Stark and we're going to raise him like our own son even though we already have a son so there's no need for an immediate heir
>>218069480He duels Dagon Greyjoy on Dagons own ship during a thunderstorm at night to end the Ironborn raiding for a generation
>>218069528He can but they would still treat him differently if hes neds blood vs being an orphan
>>218069485>orphaned babynobody would believe it because he looks 100% Stark and why the fuck would a great lord raise a smallfolk baby in his castle?I wonder if him claiming it was Brandon's bastard would make it better or worse. People would 100% believe it since brandon was a manwhore, but Cat would first be insulted that he was fucking while betrothed to her and Jon being a bastard of the eldest son would make him a bigger threat than being Ned's son. Start of their marriage would be easier at least
>>218069396Meaningful characterisation vs feel-good fanfic. Same as every other change D&D made.
>>218069536That would've actually made it more interesting with her guessing if Ned is lying or not.
>>218069485>>218069536>Ned returns with a random boy that looks a lot like him>Swears it was the new born son of a man who died saving his life and his wife died in childbirth, so he's gonna adopt him as his own son as a 'life for a life' type deal with a stranger because muh honour>People assume this is a bullshit tale and that Ned bought his own bastard home>This is fake 'true' story Ned wants people to believe so no one remembers Rhaegar and Lyana vanished for over 9 months and no one asks where Lyana is or how she died
Cat would yap the fuck out if Ned ever told herWoman moment
Stop raping ser
Why are Targs assholes?
>>218069595suck my uncut dick preston
>>218068833>her "justifications" are her emotionally abusing her husband and sonNever happens in the books.>she's almost worst than Cersei in a wayOnly because God i.e Martin is working against her at every turn. House Stark's downfall is a fucking farce becaue it's so unfair.>Catelyn thinks she's played 4D chess while being conned by everybody and maintains her arrogance and confidence the entire timeNo? Shes' an emotional wreck since her last chapter in ACOK and all the way until Red Wedding. She blames herself constantly.
>>218069595For me this was the moment when the series got 2woke
>>218067338>whoever wins will be forever known as a kinslayernoice
>>218069588What was Ned having when he went to Cersei with great news about him discovering her treasonous incsetuous affair i wonder.
>>218069485at some point, he could have just told Catelyn that it was Lyannas child, he didn't trust women. Ned was blackpilled.
Do you think circumcision is practiced anywhere in planetos?
>>218069662hoping for a crumb of lannister gash
>>218069662Its honestly one of the most unrealistic shit in the show. How can anyone be this stupid? 50iq move senpai
>>218069662MERCY
>>218069257Reminder that this is what Brienne should've looked and acted like in season 4 and 5 but those cunts took away her arc completely. They didn't even give her a shield to paint Dunc's tree on.
>>218069693>>218069693>>218069693Next thread
>>218069588nah, with how ambitious she is she'd start plotting in absolutely retarded fashion on how to marry Jon to Sansa or Arya and put them on the throne and end up getting Jon's identity exposed in the process. She's Hoster Tully 2.0 with how grasping she is, that's why she sends Arya to King's Landing because she wants Arya to get some impressive marriage in the south even if she'd be happier in the North
>>218069686It would've been hysterical if he fucked Cersei then blackmailed her with that.
>>218069706The big woman?
>>218069722The same.
