Shatnerverse Edition previously: >>218057206
star trek sex with shran
>The Net is filled with nude pictures of me...Boys need something nice to look at when we're not blowing up spaceships
A cute young twenty-something chuddette who likes Lord of the Rings and Star Trek. Lord hear our prayer.
Has anyone else ever noticed the Federation President in DS9 sounds like bibi
Apgar did nothing wrong.
>>218071251Uhhhh, based?
>>218065342All episodes of TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, ENT, TAS, LDS, PRO, DIS, SNW, SFA, those stupid short treks, all thirteen movies, Phase II test footage, Prelude to Axanar, Klingon Academy, Star Trek 25th Anniversary, Rihannsu, the Secret of Vulcan Fury tapes
I wonder if Kurtzman has ever seen TNG
>>218071318will "the rapist" riker deserved much worse
>>218071313no but I was watching some true crime video of an interrogation of some psychopath the other day and the cop sounded exactly like Jeffrey Combs
What is your favorite non-starfleet ship?
>>218071369Klingon Bird of Prey is pretty awesome.
>>218071211>ShatnerverseTell me about it.
>>218071410He put his name on a bunch of ghost written novels where Kirk is more or less Jesus.
>action scene with garak>he destroys the tone with his insipid gay monologuing
>action scene with garak>he enhances the tone with his based gay monologuing
>>218071369The giant doomsday dick
>>218071803Janeway's face when I slide it in while her soles are in my face.
It's not FAIR
Was it grooming?
>>218071871No, he turned him into the next Gary Seven
>>218071923Don't fuck off fuck me
>>218071923Nigga just install Tinder.
>>218071941No, they all swipe left as soon as I list Gaia Gear as an interest.
>me on tinder
>>218072031Nobody likes turtles as much as you do~
Are Odo's men all former collaborators? Civilians who sat on the fence during the Occupation? I can't see Bajoran patriots willing to work for an alien blob who was highly valued by Dukat and says things like "Say what you will about the Cardassians..."
What have we learned about /trek/ tonight?
It was a qweef hazard
>>218071923goofy data ahh blud
>>218072196trekkers often post while nudeit's an actual factbet you didn't know that
>>218072013Try not looking like a faggot, I can tell women on tinder i want to strangle them to death and it doesn't stop them from swiping on me none of what yoy write matters if they are horny
>>218071913Of all the TOS episodes they could have used as a call-back they went with Assignment fucking Earth...
>>218072360Honestly, I'm more annoyed they picked Wesley. His brother or Rios would have made better picks.
>>218071923star trek?
>>218071334>all thirteen moviesFourteen.
>>218072370I haven't seen any of the Prodigy stuff I guess he's in but that was barely even Wesley in Picard. It was just Wil Wheaton doing a cameo as himself and no acting at all.
>>218072360do they have a big checklist of things they took from memory alpha that they HAVE to eventually mention one day? return of the planet killer soon except it will have a sentient avatar that's a stronk black woman for some reason
>>218072395Yes, fourteen...
hello /trek/I've eaten so much chocolate this week I feel like I'm about to explodework wants us to make a bunch of new candies and rework recipes so this week is playtime with the nerds from R&D. yesterday I took home three cases of white chocolate with fruity pebbles, today it was two cases of white chocolate cherries, tomorrow is orange cream in white chocolate.It is impossible to eat all of this chocolate, but I will try.
>>218072451>The doomsday machine came from outside the galaxy. The Kelvans came from outside the galaxy. This week on Strange New Worlds: the Kelvans created the doomsday machine!!!The best way to disguise memberberries as actual content is to answer age-old questions everyone was perfectly content to leave as a mystery.
>>218072535Bro i dont know anything about working but I bought like 20 heart boxes of candy that were on sale and ate galf and spent the last 2 hours throwing them up
Are there any Star Treks that deal with the difference between lust and love?
>>218072561The one where Ezri gets WORFED.
>>218072551hmmm what's your favorite kind of chocolate candy?
>>218072561The one where Jean Grey finds Picard irresistible.
the chocolateit makes you sickbut you come back for morelike /trek/
white chocolate is really not good
>>218071923bet this gets you wet doesn't it you fucking slut>>>/v/733344186
>>218072159For whatever reason, the Bajorans seem to unironically believe he was a true neutral party that served the law rather than the CardassiansI feel like I remember he was discovered per-occupation, so he's not something that was thrust upon the Bajorans, he was there first
>>218072603Dude I just almost threw up thinking about that im filtering the word chocolate
>>218072622it also gives you beetuslike /trek/
>>218071211Are these good?
well fine then, be that waymore chocolate for me, /trek/
>>218072695They're shameless cornball Shatner vanity pieces that are occasionally entertaining but hard to call goodAnd that's only if you stop at book two, it's all downhill the further you go
>>218071211I remember reading a Tekwar book in like 6th or 7th grade... didn't care for it.
>>218071251>>218072751>>218072317
>>218072832Who would trust the perceptions of a pre-teen nerd
>>218071211Commander tell me about your sexual organs.
>>218071211/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of your sexual organs.
>>218071211Who is the Epstein of Star Trek? My vote goes to Dukat and his file of Bajoran Comfort women.
>>218073262>>218073271>>218073286Jesus Christ, you people don't really post anything other than shit memes huh?
>you people
Star Death
Reposting because fuck you, it's funny:>>>/wsg/6095539
>>218073320
>>218073286That admiral that ran starfleet academy and those red squad kidsThe one that was a changeling
Which star treks is the best?
>>218073298Are you questioning Federation policy, Ensign?
>policy
>>218073054That Betazoid chick they have is hot tho.
>>218073445>waifufagging nutrek
>Have you ever used the holodeck to generate a fantasy where you deliver a pizza to Counselor Troi and Dr. Crusher and they don't have the latinum to pay for it?
Am I alone in thinking Riker is kind of an asshole? Based off of my memory every time he interacted with a junior officer he came off as super rude and fed up. Like in that lower decks episode, what the fuck was his deal? And his treatment of Barclay? I would hate Riker if I worked under him.
>>218073507But Spock, your literal waifu is fucking fire
>>218073532It's legitimately the XO's job to be the taskmaster that pushes junior officers. It's part of your duty as first officer. You're the ballbreaker which allows the captain to isolate himself and only take part in major disciplinary matters. You're responsible for duty shifts, crew rotations, all of the in-the-trenches stuff.Chakotay does the same thing in VOY to Tom Paris.
>>218073507ThisImagine being attracted to any woman born after 1970
>>218073555>pastieslolAlso a pale imitation of the TOS goddess.The Spock romance forcing in nutrek is fucking abysmal shit and you should be ashamed.
>>218073532If the crew doesn't hate the XO then he isn't doing his job properly.
>>218073532The guy in Lower Decks was an obnoxious kiss-ass and Barclay was... Barclay.
>>218073532He was called out for it by Troi. He was reminded how he too was also a young, inexperienced and naive Ensign at one point as well.
>>218073583>Also a pale imitation of the TOS goddess.lol
>>218073532You are not changing the shift rotation, fuck you.
>>218073597That's correct. Do you really want to start comparing TOS women and NuTrek women? You will not win that battle.
>>218073199So Bill, which Tekwar book do you recommend I read now, in adulthood?
>>218073639This bitch is not prettier than Gia Sandhu. Shut the fuck up.
>>218074067She is because she doesn't have jowls. Your waifu has fucking JOWLS.
>>218074078Bitch I will cut you
>>218074089
When Cameron was in Egypt's land
>>218071410Ashes of Eden sucked but The Return was okay. They basically undid the sucky Generations ending so Kirk could go on more adventures. It’s very Kirk focused and Shatner sized ego stroking so of course there’s some hot piece of ass who desperately wants to suck off his geriatric fatass in every book. Everyone is also an idiot except him (possible exception for Schpaaak). The audio versions are abridged but he reads them so it’s basically a Star Trek monologue. Plus they’re not high art so cutting them down probably helps.
>>218071923Are you a boy or a girl? Please answer fast I’m close.
>>218072535It's a sign. Share it with your buds.
>>218071369
the dderidex is dumb and shit but all other rommie ships are fantastic
>>218073507She is objectively good looking
>218073532>i'll try shitting on a popular character>that's a good trick to get (you)
star trek
>Vulcans>sit in a cave all day jacking off>Romulans>build a massive space empire, along with harnessing the power of black holes to fuel their ships
I'm not a big trekkie but i get the impression shatner didn't really understand the star trek universe
>>218076963>shatnerfunny way to spell stewart
>>218076928Option one sounds better
>>218076928You are not wrong. The worldbuilding of Trek makes very little logical sense.Klingon and Romulan Empires are basically ethnostates that can rival in size and power so called federation of over 100 members
>>218076963Actors read their lines. They get their paychecks. Sometimes you get an actor who loves the universe they're acting in. Jolene Blalock, who played T'Pol , was admittedly a huge Star Trek fan. So they naturally gave her the role with the least range. She doesn't need the residuals, she ended up marrying the guy who runs Ticketmaster/Live Nation.
>>218076963>>218077193Back in the day, series were episodic and people didn't care about lore, world building and continuity
>>218077430>people didn't care about lore,Then why'd they keep bringing Trent Spiner back to work with his brother? He didn't even have a SAG card.
>Start watching Voyager.>Enjoying it.>Suddenly see a new Voyager video game got released.>Rogue-lite strategy game.Did I manifest this into reality?Anyway:>People constantly told me Voyager was weakest out of TNG/DS9. >First season was actually solid and enjoyable, no massive stinkers in the bunch.>Whilst no amazing episodes and plenty with standard plots, I'm surprised how strong some of the characters and individual moments are.>People told me Janeway was boring and lame but she's had many strong moments. Is it just people half remembering things? Is that why they say Voyager is boring/bad until Seven of Nine shows up? Or are they just gooners?
>>218077593i dont think anyone's ever said VOY was particularly boring, outside the kazon. insaneway is the most entertaining captain.
>>218077593ds9 voy rivalry inspires a lot of spirited shitposting
>>218077607>i dont think anyone's ever said VOY was particularly boringI've heard plenty of people say: Janeway is boring, early seasons are bad, it isn't good until the Doctor gets proper episodes or the Borg/Seven of Nine shows up.>kazonWhilst their concept of inner city gangs is kind of not there, the Kazon episodes I've seen so far have been alright. I don't hate them.>insaneway is the most entertaining captain.She has a good range. Threatening presence, passionate, diplomatic, just the right amount of emotion. I liked the speech she gave to Kim in the episode on death, or when she was angry at Tuvok's actions in another episode and her responding to threats from the Kazon.
>>218077675s2 has a lot of the best eps of the series and also the worst it's just pretty inconsistent til later seasons.
>>218071211Why the fuck didn't Paramount make The Return movie when they had the chance? The Spock and Borg scenes would have been kino as fuck...
>>218077176kind if like how russia and china rival the US and europe because europe is a bunch of worthless faggots just like all the fed planets are worthless fags except earth
Good morning /coffeetrekgeneral/Given how autistic people get about their coffee, I find it unbelievable that Janeway just asks for it "black" without specifying grind level, roast level, processing method (sun-dry vs water vs honey processed), country of origin, infusion vs drip vs pressure, steep time etc. There is no verisimilitude in this. Janeway does not show agency in being a prissy little bitch about her coffee or by having different parameters for different methods. For this reason Janeway is not relatable.
What is a "cardassian neck trick"?
>>218077832Loving coffee is a bell curve and the upper bell curve is “idgaf I like all coffee”Only midwit redditors are adjusting burr size and measuring the temp of their water and timing their infusion and doing a native american rain dance over the final product
The positive posts about Janeway in these threads make me sick. If youre doing it to bait me then youve succeeded because I find it infuriating.
>>218077845IYKYK
>>218077848>Only midwit redditors are adjusting burr size and measuring the temp of their water and timing their infusion and doing a native american rain dance over the final productAs I said it's unbelievable Janeway isn't doing that.
Computer, End Program.
Why do I enjoy Ashes of Eden so much?
>>218077593>Did I manifest this into reality?Yes>>218077862Cringe
>>218077832>country of originaustralia>processget coffeelmao you poor saps
>>218077848>and doing a native american rain dance over the final productJaneway already had Chakotay heyahoying anyway.
>>218077960i recognize that bripe
>>218077959>flat whiteyou also put beetroot on burgers. Dismissed
>>218077987we have the best coffee in the world and the sweetest beets, deal with it pleb.
>>218078004Whatever you say, cat
Whatever you're doing it's not going to work as bf was banned for nudes.
>>218077832Janeway has already programmed the replicator to make coffee to her exact specification. Why would she want to describe the process she wants every single time when she can just program it once?>>218077848There is nothing wrong with wanting a specific and consistent good cup of coffee. There is nothing wrong with being passionate about something either. There are some people in the coffee space who are genuinely good people but then comments will always be, "lol who cares, it's coffee".The thing I dislike is people who have to record it for heckin' Reddit good boi points of interestingasfuck or oddlysatisfying type posts that are more flexes of, "I've bought a grinder that costs 500 dollars, look at my technique bro". There is a slight difference between the two.
>>218078004>the sweetest beets
>>218071251Holy based.
>>218078046
Obviously given the cost they haven't ever made true HD versions of DS9/VOY, unlike TNG, because all the effects would have to be redone. But do you think they'd ever give it a go using AI? How terrible do you think it would be
>>218078103No, in the next 5 years the SAG-AFTRA actors union or whatever it’s called is going to probably sue all the studios against use of AI touch up in old movies to protect their likenesses I’m sure
>>218078103Just scale the effects bilinearly idgaf. Give me the raw film and I could do it with my pirated 2015 copy of after effects in a couple days
>>218078103there was a farscape AI upscale some fan did on youtube that actually looked greatunfortunately, he uploaded the entire thing and then deleted it on his local storage so he could move on to his next upscale project like a true autist, then i think it got struck off youtube
>>218077848I still don’t know what makes a cup of copy taste better than another cup of coffee to be completely honest. As long as it isn’t watery it’s all the same shit to me.
>>218078141I mean there is a difference between touching up actors etc, and redoing all the effects, surely?>>218078143From what I remember they filmed using film but the effects were via video editing. So the raw film has no effects. So you'd have to match effects per episode, it would take quite a while to do. It cost tens of millions to do it to TNG.
>>218078171It's like wine, different climates and techniques produce different notes and flavours. But if you just want to get drunk or want some caffeine it doesn't matter as much.
>>218078187> So you'd have to match effects per episode, it would take quite a while to do. It cost tens of millions to do it to TNG.No it wouldn’t. I’d line up the footage and apply a layer mask in the shape of the effect for when it appears on screen. And probably just sharpen
>>218078187It’s a slippery slope look at what george lucas did to his old movies, he couldn’t help himself but to add more more more. Change the han/greedo shootout, etc. Spielberg taking guns out of ET and turning them into radios.The South Park guys have a joke in the early season lampooning this, saying they have gone back and “remastered” season 1 with 3D modeled CGI effects instead of construction paper. And now all modern seasons are literally just 3D.Creative control types typically lose their edge after their 20s/30s and start to turn in to soulless fools. And studios are motivated by least effort / most money. If they have free reign they will go back and make Trek even worse if left to their own devices
>>218078203>notes and flavorsJust buy some chemical flavoring from Amazon if you want that shit
>>218078226It took like three years to remaster TNG.
So is Chakotay a descendant of Kirok?
>>218078249And rings of power cost 1 billion.
>>218071803something I really liked about Voyager was how they evolved the house look to feature these types of shots with sharp focus with deep depth of fieldmakes me sad it'll never be in HD same with DS9 and it's superior production design
>>218078240I mean there isn't really flavourings for what I'm talking about. I like my coffee, I have a grinder, an espresso maker and a good set up, but past a certain point any extra effort produces only minimal differences.Whenever anyone into coffee talks about coffee people say "whatever it's just coffee" that's fair enough, enjoy it how you want! People who like coffee like myself, like making a more precise and consistent experience because we can tell the difference and enjoy certain things. But people act like that is ridiculously pretentious. The true ridiculous thing is the people who do ALL the little extra super time consuming stuff for minimal differences and have to record it and obsess over it. It's the difference between a normal person vs an enthusiast vs an autist.
>>218072360people have finally started talking about how they made nuTrek be too "modern" in how they talk and act, but man I really hate how they made it LOOK too modernwhy is ANYONE still dressing like it's the early 21st century 300 years in the future? it makes it look lazy and cheap. TNG-era Trek made a huge show of showing that civilian clothes were vastly different than modern casual stuff. Even Enterprise made effort to show that stuff like suits had already started deviating from 21st century fashions and that was set in like 2120
>>218078291Amazon's Rings of Power is a false equivalency. If it was as easy as you assume they would have done it that way.They had to rescan film negatives for 178 episodes of television, redo all the effects and make sure they looked accurate to the original effects. That takes time.
>>218078103There's already youtuber who does thathttps://youtube.com/shorts/eBzfQGDCjyg?si=4SLEKHv9ElG2FVOGhttps://youtube.com/shorts/P0grC0FxQsY?si=H940OWC0iwK3SJER>>218078141based SAG-AFTRA. as white man I am against ai slopa. And before Indians will start whining, yes I am against Hollywood slop too.
>>218078359To play devil’s advocate a lot of athleisure stuff that’s common in 2026 would’ve been something sci-fi people wore in a 80s or 90s movie
>>218078359>but man I really hate how they made it LOOK too modernPersonally I hate the sets: the bridges on all these ships look ridiculous, busy and a mess. Sure the dated carpets of the 90s or whatever might not be futuristic but the new bridges are too big and with too much stuff.
>>218078375I’m saying there’s no need to redo the effects. Just scale them. Doesn’t matter if they look hokey against the HD film, people want them in the most original and pristine state possible anyways
>>218078103full AI would look atrocious. the tape masters for DS9 that are what's on DVD/streaming have insane artifacts and ghosting in the deep blacks so control panels and shadows not only have their original detail obliterated but there's "new" detail in it that the AI would get confused bythere's actually fairly conservative upscale to HD that just tried to reduce aliasing and it was decent but nothing compared to a true remasterthe laserdisc transfers for DS9/Voyager apparently were one step removed from the tapes used for the DVDs and look worlds better, and people are actively upscaling thosehttps://vimeo.com/1123601150?fl=pl&fe=ti
>>218078377>There's already youtuber who does thatI know, I was just wondering if they would ever do that officially. I'm not saying I would want them to do it or whether or not it would be good.
>>218078424I know what you're saying, anon, but you can't just sharpen them in the way you think, it wouldn't work. They wouldn't scale well.
>>218078424They shot everything on film but edited on video with low-res effects. It would look basically incomparable to go back and re-scan the 35mm with the shitty video effects.
>>218078435laserdiscs are always the correct choice, truly the best media
>>218078393>a lot of athleisure stuff that’s common in 2026 would’ve been something sci-fi people wore in a 80s or 90s moviefunny you mention this. I remember people bitching that Enterprise looked cheap and never understood it, until I watched the final season which had a positively micro-budget compared to the prior seasons and there's a bit in the 3rd episode where Archer is hiking and they're all wearing athleisure gear that looked like it came off the rack from Target in 2004 and I suddenly understood
>>218078038Indeed. Guro outside of /b/ is against space law.
>>218078503>laserdiscs are always the correct choice, truly the best mediaThis guy saw Powers of Ten in elementary school.
I don't know why I just couldn't find Janeway attractive. I like girlbosses, I like smoky voices, and I like psycho cunts, but there's just something about the way she carried herself that was a huge turnoff to me.
>>218078547She gives asexual lesbian
>>218078547It's that Robert Z'Dar jaw. You could use it as a nutcracker on Christmas.
>>218078491meanwhile garbage like the 1996 Doctor Who TV movie was entirely edited on film and had the effects printed as well, meaning it's getting a full 4K with no compromiseswhat the fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnvmFMA4q-A
>>218078547I've never rewatched the show in its entirety but I remember there was a run where they changed her hair and she suddenly worked for me, then they changed it again and she was an HR lady again
>>218078491>>218078460I think it’d look fine. Like if you go watch an episode of voyager on your 1080p tv would you really be bothered if the phaser beam on the screen for 2 seconds has upscale artifacts? Do you notice it now?
>>218078554Remember she had a stock-ass photo looking fiancé that was straight outta central casting for a Cialis commercial?
>>218078554She really doesn't. There is an early episode where she is straight flirting with this guy who wants to bang her.
>>218078692SENSUAL MILF ENERGY
>>218078721Engage micro probe
How could you take orders from a woman that is making command decisions that risk crew members lives based on not wanting to erase the save file for her dating sim?
>>218072832
>>218078982based skinner
The more I watch Kes, the more it hurts to think about what happened to her actress.I think I've fallen in love with a two year old.
>>218071251
Say his name
Haven't watched SAD but I coomed to a screenshot of Holly Hunterts feet this morning. I like hags.
This week on Starfleet Academy: more gay shit!
>>218079467This week's is basically Amok Time, but Hijinks, I Guess™We do have footsign though. Repeat: we have footsign
>>218079704Unfortunately it's Narbag Timtam feet as well
The Hirogen should've stayed super tall. I know the issue was finding tall people capable of acting, but why not just keep reusing the same few guys and giving them slightly different getups to reflect how the Hirogen aren't a unified civilization?
>>218079376Speldar?
>>218079808>6' vs 5'11"
>>218079467>I like hags.you shouldve been in the thread earlier jej
>>218071369Yeah these 2>>218071383>>218075340And pic related Valdore.
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>>218080345>>218080315
>>218080374>>218080345>>218080315
I think it’s funny that Worf’s ship goes down in the last season of DS9 and he’s actually found in an escape pod. Some Klingon warrior, I don’t think there’s a single Klingon value he hasn’t brought dishonor to himself by contradicting
>>218080488I think the writers have the current dax save him while unconscious or something to save his honour
>>218080546She finds him in an escape pod singing Klingon opera. Like he’s literally the only guy that escaped his ship lmfao
>>218080488Live to fight more honorable battles, I suppose.
>>218080488>hmm, I COULD escape this fatal situation and live long enough to revenge myself and my people against our foes>OR I could sit here and explode>yes, I will die with honorKlingons are retards and only one out of a million of them have any sense under their ridges.
>>218080619They’re basically space samurai. But somehow they picked the lamest aspects of that concept to focus on.
>>218080488>>218080653Klingons are inconsistent. They range from Warcraft 3 orcs to 40k orks.
>"Jay Osaka" became "Harry Kim">What kind of chink should we make this guy?>I don't fucking know they all have those weird gook names. Let's go get sushi.
>>218079376Neevok
>>218080800JK Rowling school of character names. >JK why isn't there any Native Americans at Hogwarts? >Urrm actually there is one, he's called Cha-ko-tay and he's in Ravenclaw, he has a facial tattoo, and a spirit animal guide!
>>218080837>>218080800>O’Brien — aggressively Irish >Keiko — aggressively Japanese>Sisko — somewhat subtly African>Picard — occasionally French
>>218080875picard being british and french is confusing unless theres alternate history going on, its not a bad thing.
>>218080653>MISTER WORF, NO!
>>218080875>Nu-Trek.>Name: Homo-Sexa.>Half Klingon, quarter Vulcan, quarter Human.>Non-binary pansexual. >*Aggressively quirky*
>>218081082It really is just all Tumblr.
>>218080488>I don’t think there’s a single Klingon value he hasn’t brought dishonor to himself by contradicting>Klingons are not attracted to puny, fragile humans!
This thread has no honor.
>>218080875Where are all the jews? Isn't the Federation supposed to be a utopia?
Imagine eating chocolate off Worf's bat'leth.
It's official:I'm no longer hate-watching Academy. It's just not worth it.
I haven't watched a single minute of nutrek since the Abrams films. I know what I'd be getting and I'm not interested.
>>218081669Is Judaism still a thing in the future? According to NuTrek, the only Earth religion that survived WW3 was Islam.
It's official:I am Star Trek
>>218081851>>218081669they transitioned to fake injun hoodoo as a PR stunt
>>218081669Ferengi
>>218081669WW3 and the Eugenics War happened
>>218080228he said hags not trogs
He was right, you know.
>>218081995armin doesnt like his performance here but i think the cartoonish villian ferengi are the best version
>>218082045theyre both the same ferengi though, pirate ships are just a stepping stone into big business
>>218082045I like em. Too bad they never showed the Nagus staff shooting electricity everywhere. Action is fashion and zapping people would be a cool power flex.
>>218081936yes. france LA NYC, all the jew hotbeds got nuked out of existence and then khan hunted down and exterminated the rest. it is the simplest explaination
>>218082082how would lightning earn latinum though? i like to think that every nagus in succession has scrapped some of it for cheaper materials.
>>218082106Everyone knows every sentence to the Nagus costs a bar of latinum or they get the zap.Then he plays deaf and makes them repeat themselves.
>>218082082>>218082135I love the Nagus staff so much I bought a mace with a head that looks like a Quintesson version of it.
>>218079695why the fuck does this fag's makeup look so plasticy and fake looking?
>>218082407That's just how Australians look. Love how the neck moles are in the shape of Orion's belt
>>218082345Show me.
>Voyager Across the UnknownAnybody played it? From the trailer it looks like average phoneslop game.
>says they’re a matriarchy and men are too emotional to lead>women have reverse harems of servile men>Dax and Kira find this quant and charmingKinda problematic to be perfectly frank. What is the rules on lecturing other species for the regressive customs?
>>218082486IIRC the head was designed by Alex Grey, cast iron with bronze cap.
>>218082407Don't worry about it. That cat shit show isn't Star Trek.
>>218079376I regret saving him in my current run of the new voyager gameI wanted to give the Doctor his Viidian gf but I think taking Tuvix along cursed this entire playthrough
>>218082135>Then he plays deaf and makes them repeat themselves.hes an inspiration
>>218082586>Tuvix along cursed this entire playthroughyou saved tuvix?there better be an event at the end of the game where mirror universe janeway boards your ship and stabs tuvix to death with a variety of neelix's cooking implements
>>218082631I thought it'd be funny
>>218082631It is objectively better to save Tuvix. The skills of two characters but the resource needs of one.
>>218082642>>218082669IN MY READY ROOM ENSIGNNOW!
Star Trek Sex with Janeway
>>218082708I also wanted to keep around both versions of BelannaThat would've been funny, though it'd probably cut down on other interactions tooI was hoping a game with all these whacky choices would explore their consequences a little more but I guess that's my fault for dreaming too hard
>>218082708
>>218082407The budget was only $10,000,000 per episode. Cut them some slack!
>>218072768downhill the further it goes, but is it better than any Trek from 2009 onwards, or worse?
>Data in commandIt’s like when you open the Netflix app on your phone and airplay to your tv instead of just playing the app off your tv which has it built in
>>218084216Surely Shatner fanfiction MUST be better than Starfleet Academy.
>introduce a revived character we have never seen before instead of using one of the many minor deaths>they completely fuck up the chronology of this character by having her die to a Hirogen trap years before Voyager entered Hirogen spaceWhy is VOY's writing so sloppy, bros? Is it supposed to evoke a woman's messy room?
>>218084443That's what I'm hoping for, but I wanna see it confirmedCause I know most of the criticisms toward Shatnerverse were mostly coming from a time before JJTrek
>>218084519I didn't notice those details because Lyndsay Ballard was cute.
>>218084570Who was the cuter "dead character we're supposed to act like we remember"?
>>218084443I wonder if the fanfiction that coined the term Mary Sue is better written than Academy
>>218084519Should have made her the one the Doctor sacrificed to save Kim
>>218084608The audience not knowing Ensign Jetal works in that episode's favor for the mystery aspect. The audience not knowing Ensign Ballard is to that episode's detriment and casts a glaring spotlight on how the writers wished they were writing more TNG and regret the Lost in Space gimmick.
Rewatching TOS and its funny how incompetent the entire crew is
>>218071410So sometime between Wrath of Khan and Undiscovered Country it was discovered that the Klingons and Romulans had engaged in an intensive eugenics breeding program designed to merge their two races into one super race of very sexy and long-lived people. This ultimately failed, like Nimbus III, but one of those people becomes Kirk's lover for a long time. After Generations, Kirk's body is stolen from its gravesite by rogue Romulans who want to brainwash him into being their greatest admiral and lead them to conquer the Romulan Empire then the Federation then the Galaxy with the aid of the Borg Collective. Also it's revealed that Spock is Borg: he mindmelded with the progenitor of the Borg, V'ger, in The Motion Picture. Because of this, Spock and Picard are able to work together to stop the conspiracy, which is also betrayed and assimilated by the Borg, and Kirk is able to go back to his sexy immortal young wife from before Generations.
>>218084838Entertaining. Shatner would like Mass Effect
>>218084838However, Kirk isn't free to enjoy his young wife and raise his children. This Eden planet is targeted by environmental extremists who, influenced by Vulcan logic, believe that the Federation flattens planets and biospheres into carbon-copies of the main Federation worlds, especially Earth. They decide it's better for all biological life if the Federation is destroyed so that they can evolve in their own unique ways, and initiate a bunch of plots and terrorist attacks to do so.Kirk's childhood suffering at the hands of Kodos the Executioner was one of their plots and Kodos was one of their leaders. They wiped out the colony to provoke the Federation into researching new agricultural techniques that would stop the growth of Federation factory farms and prevent the creation of a monocultural agronomy (instead of fields of Midwest corn on every world, each would have its own unique native grain). This failed and the Federation just brute-forced science to learn how to prevent famine and feed everyone with the a few good plants. Now they decide to get revenge by using humans as the vector for a bioweapon that kills all plants with certain shared genetically engineered DNA chains. Kirk's wife and her people are vulnerable, which makes Kirk mad, but it turns out that a breed of tea leaf bred on the Eden planet is perfect for disabling the virus and can be used as a treatment until the Federation develops a vaccine. So Kirk saves the galaxy again.
>>218084838Based. It's better than what we got in Star Trek: Picard.
>>218071251hey thats my picture! thanks for using it again anon. btw thats from a 1998 issue of Yahoo! Magazine
>>218084972>>218084938The core Shatnerverse trilogy ends with this book: >>218084943Then there's a Mirror Universe sequel trilogy that I've never read that was written around the time DS9 was peaking, and a Andromedan alien invasion trilogy that was written after Nemesis but before JJ Trek.
>>218077163About as fake as her actual tits. Going through enterprise for the first time and its genuinely distracting how much she looks like a bimbofication image.
>>218079808I think after a certain number of appearances guest stars get bumped up in paygrade and (likely) get a larger piece of the syndication residuals. As with anything, the cheaper option prevails.
Now that the dust has settled, all of the LoDe shilling and geezer hate was ironic, right?
>>218084519This happens like 100 times in voy because they cant afford to bring back the extras they setup for
>>218085138It's like Jazz. It's not ironic but it's not not ironic either.
>>218084972Beat me to it!
>>218085246POOFTER
When did /trek/ really start to change?
>>218085340When it reached Warp 10.
>>218085340it hasnt/trek/ has always been shitstar trek changed with the nutrilogy though
>>218082577That's pretty rad.
>>218085410You sound like someone.
>>218085425settle down
I think ritual posters need to take stock.
The dubsminion, whatever happened there?
>>218085533Checked
>>218085533>>218085511
>>218085340It changed the most after Star Trek:Enterprise ended.NuTrek is dog shit.
Why am I supposed to hate these kinoforms?
Az from heel vs babyface isn't sparing the rod with Starfleet Academy.
>>218085775not sure if baldcapit seems larger than a normal cranium
>>218085775look like they on the deathstar
noob question: why is spock so unanimously loved?
>>218085898I don't like him.
>>218085898Data is more beloved.
TNG is how I first found out some people pronounce it as “shed•juul” instead of schedule
>>218085529LIVE stock.
>>218085953tng is how i first found out some people pronounce sentient as senshunt
>>218085953Picaad
>>218085898the contrast between kirk and spock makes for the best character relationship in a 60s tv show and spock was also a very unique character, not many depictions of emotionless characters in that timenimoy did a great job, he and kirk became memorable standouts
>>218084216>downhill the further it goes, but is it better than any Trek from 2009 onwards, or worse?They're Shatner acting out an inferiority complex over him being the one guy from the OG crew that was basically persona non-grata and never welcomed back for some cameo role during the TNG era (because he was a hard to work with jerk who insisted if he appeared, he had to be the star)So a good half these books have a core premise of "Kirk is so much better than these TNG nerds, don't you agree?"So no, they're not better. The only value they have is in the first couple of books to see how absurd the Kirk fanfic gets, and the amusing way they constantly twist and turn to pretend they're canon. Eg the second book, The Return, has Kirk resurrected from his Generations death and at the end of the book sacrifices his life again to destroy the Borg forever - then First Contact came out so the next book just kind of waffles around that and now inserts FC as having happened while resurrected Kirk is still around.
>>218085953the British aren't people, anon
>>218085898HotIntelligentIn control of his emotionsWoman respecter
Spock & Bones > Kirk & Spock
>>218086068You can also say that about Gul Dukat, and he is also >not a wrinklenose harmer
Can a fandom be harmful?
>harmless ritual postingbased>troll ritual postingcringe
>>218086250This
>>218086050Hey, George.
>>218086131>In control of his emotions>wants to genocide the entire galaxy because a smelly gypsy terrorist doesn't want to fuck him
>>218085138I was ambivalent towards it until I heard the line "Dr Bashir and his husband Garek" and now I actively despise it.
>>218086434yes?i dont see how those would conflict with eachother
>>218086050>So no, they're not better.So on a scale of Picard Season 3 to whatever the low point for Kurtzman-era Trek is now, where does the Shatnerverse land on the scale?
>>218086131Dukat is a woman respecter maybe the same way a south east asian sexpat is so kind of a stretch to list that as one of his vitues also what this guy said >>218086434
>>218085775They look like pajamas and the colorscheme is atrocious. The only one that looks good is Kirk's admiral uniform. Also the belt buckle without a belt is stupid, I don't care if it is supposed to be a biosensor.
>>218086509Picard season 3 IS the low point of current era Trek, but at least you can say it's misguided TNG fanboyism/memberberries slop, Shatnerverse is open seething dislike of TNG
>>218078554>>218078685Yeah I think this is it. With how oddly sex-filled the Trek universe typically is the way her romance plots are handled stick out like a sore thumb.
>>218085633I saw someone say that Star Trek is simultaneously one of the most prude and also one of the most horny sci-fi franchises of all time.
>>218086614Look how much better red is.
>>218086763Star Trek predicted future generations being simultaneously porn-addicted and prudes offended by sex.
>>218086763It's risqué in an obsolete way. The country was much more prudish in the 60s and 80s, and pornography wasn't widely available until halfway through Voyager's run.
>>218086763Old Trek was just bad at being sexy. See also: when it tried to be funny.
>>218086533>Dukat is a woman respecterHe truly loved Ziyal's mother judging from his reaction to her grave; and he loved Kira Meru enough to save her from the damned bomb
>>218086763Gene Roddenberry was super sexual and would describe races genitalia in his notes. He also constantly cheated on his partner's and fucked Uhura and had a relationship with her.
>>218086984Didn't he want Ferengis to have humongous dicks?
>>218086620>Picard season 3 IS the low point of current era Trek,lolnoIf this were made during pre-JJ Trek I would agree it was a low point but in a the era of JJ/Kurtzman Trek it's a "high point"
>>218086763
>>218087055well that's disturbing
>>218087055Yes. Canadians are all pedophiles, what does this have to do with Star Track
>>218087036What was your favorite part, the Enterprise-D zooming through the Borg Death Star like an X-Wing? Ro Laren roadkilling herself into a starship? The part where Shelby appeared for a cameo and immediately got her brains blown out? Or maybe just the big reveal that the main villain plot of the entire season was a Borg/Changling alliance slipping Picard's cum into the source code for every transporter in the Federation, so we could have story that is literally "young people have got a mind virus, so we need old people to save all of existence"Embarrassing slop.
>>218087144b-but RLM told me it was the best thing to come out since whatever the last good thing was!!!
>>218087030I forget what they were gonna have exactly. But their weapons had a sexual vibe. There is a lot of sexuality in Star Trek under Gene and an undercurrent of sexual energy. Apologies for the trans bread tuber but this video takes into it:https://youtu.be/vxqQwAVEbM8Although Gene was a fucking weird and sounded like a pedo.https://youtu.be/dz0Wx3a35Ik>>218087055>All but one of the [over 100] offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.>Ladowsky argues pedophiles naturally identify with the crew's "utopian interracial and interplanetary world" as a model for "denial of the difference between the sexes and the difference between the generations."The first quote is from some Toronto police, second from a psychologist.
>>218087144>What was your favorite part, the Enterprise-D zooming through the Borg Death Star like an X-Wing? Ro Laren roadkilling herself into a starship? The part where Shelby appeared for a cameo and immediately got her brains blown out? Or maybe just the big reveal that the main villain plot of the entire season was a Borg/Changling alliance slipping Picard's cum into the source code for every transporter in the Federation, so we could have story that is literally "young people have got a mind virus, so we need old people to save all of existence"Ro Laren road killing herself into a starship. Thanks for asking and death to all wrinklenose scum.
Picard season 3 was just a shit as the previous two seasons, I don't know how any self respecting Trek fan could enjoy it. People saw fan service and somehow forgot what makes a show good. The dialogue is still just as shit as it was before, Picards son is dumb, they brought back Ro Laren just to give her a stupid death, The Borg storyline is boring, shitty attempt at milking DS9 for nostalgia, I could go on.
>>218087197>Apologies for the trans bread tuber but this video takes into itI recall watching it ages ago, i'll give it a rewatch.>Although Gene was a fucking weird and sounded like a pedo.I don't know about pedo but I recall rumors that he probably assaulted some woman. Wether or not that's true he was for sure an insanely horny man.
>>218087233the returning TNG characters are just the actors being themselves the very notion of picard and beverly having a son (that she hides the existence of) is bonkersworf's makeup looks like shitthe druggie sheboon is still there7 of 9 never said she wanted to be in starfleet, yet here she isi'm so tired of people saying "well this is as good as it gets" i'm sick of this defeatist cuck attitude
>>218087219Based.
>>218087266Watch that video I linked and how he describes little girls. It's pretty bad. He did have open relationships and affairs most of his life. And he hired people he was fucking. Assault and harassment wouldn't be surprising. That YouTube creator also did a video on sexuality in TNG that mentions the Ferengi etc.
Do they ever address what happened to Akoocheemoya Man in PIC?
>>218087197>>218087266>I don't know about pedoI just saw the clip, i take it back, wtf gene
>>218087233The first two seasons have far better storylines, they're just messy and uneven in their execution, especially the second which pretty much got blown to shit by covid problemsThe third is basically the opposite, it's execution is practically flawless and consistent the entire season, but it's in service of total shit
>>218087309The only context I can think to explain it is that he did have strokes near the end of his life. So this may have been post one of those strokes.
>>218087197>Although Gene was a fucking weird and sounded like a pedo.>https://youtu.be/dz0Wx3a35Ik [Open]I have a theory that guys who romanticize girls as "clean" have never spent time with them outside of dining and fucking.
>>218087339Season 1 I think starts off somewhat promisingly but it very quickly takes a nosedive. Season 2 was absolute swill.
>>218087305Like Janeway, Chakotay is basically safely off screen doing other things and not involved
>>218087305PRO
>>218087376I guess, but judging by the stories I've heard about him I think he's always been a creep.
>>218087297Not watching but I assume it isn’t bad at all and he says some shit that was completely fine. Pedo derangement is at an ath
>>218087396But any reason as to why Seven isn't with him anymore?
>>218087436he's chakotay
>>218087454Touche.>>218087399Is it any good or just a meme?
>>218087392season 1 is just messy and it's biggest flaw is multiple b-plots basically just grind to a halt and never resolve? the a-plot is fine, replacing Nemesis' shit ending to things is goodseason 2 has a good framing device story and pulls that off, but that's basically episodes 1 and 10, the rest of the time you're stuck almost the entire rest of the season stuck in the past wasting time on uninteresting bullshit. also it being used to kill off 90% of the s1 cast is insulting when the reason for that turns out to be the dork new showrunner wanting his shitty OCs to take their place
>>218087475>>218087392what's with a lot of these modern shows, not just star trek, having 400 plotlines that get dropped and retconned within the same season? and they call this serialized 10-episode bullshit "prestige"? kill and rape everyone involved.
>>218087435>Pedo derangementActually watch it, it is barely over a minute. He talks about raising his daughters, seeing up their summer dresses and how nice they smelt.
>>218087475My issue with season two is that it Picards arc in that season was already done back in TNG in Tapestry, and it only took 40 minutes rather than a whole season. Giving him mommy issues was dumb as hell also, framing his personality traits as the effects of watching his mother kill herself is incredibly stupid and flattens his character rather than making it more complex.
>>218087392I turned off S1 of Picard I think by the time they got to the borg cube and none of the Romulans looked like romulans
>>218087570Nothing wrong with that, pervert.
>>218087219She survived, but they cut the scene. The producers consider her alive.
>>218087435Found one:>>218087197>All but one of the [over 100] offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.
>>218087585Either obvious bait or you're a pedo.
>>218087436The guy who wrote Picard s1 basically said "that was a long time ago and it ended so it's not getting any mention here"More specifically, Chakotay rejoined Starfleet upon their return and Seven was refused admission, so rather than letting Janeway send her career down in flames fighting for her she went away, which would obviously separate them
>>218087588Yeah, that same idiot showrunner also said Sheby and Shaw, who explicitly fucking died on screen, also miraculously survived!Ro is extremely dead.
>>218087572Picard quite literally uses all previous forms of Romulans in it, the ones with the foreheads, the most human/Vulcan looking ones, even the shaved head Kelvin types
Our boy didn't make the Epstein List but that clip certainly had me wondering...
>>218087799Release the Roddenberry files
>>218087842>>218087842>>218087842
>>218087526they always say these writers rooms are better than freelance script pitches but are they really?are they really.
