Realistically everyone should be aware of the hot wine wound care thing in Westeros. Seems like something that would be common knowledge - editionprev >>218111321
>>218115000now why didn't they just pour hot wine on Baelors head?
....semoc eH
>Remove the helmet>Half the brain of the heir falls off>Oh fuck>Put the helmet back on>Do a 360 and leave
>>218115000>>218115029((Maesters)) hate this simple trick!
>>218115000Do you think the Criston Cole actor looked up and saw her monke udders hanging down towards his face?
sex with Melisandre
>>218115000You stole my GIF from the "Whites Only Dunk & Egg Thread" after talking shit, I'm sure. Shame on you. SHAME!
Just watched Battle of the Bastards, my god, that episode was retarded>Jon gets the ass-rape of the century by Ramsay>his army gets encircled and should die>somehow they don't die, and Jon wins because ????
>>218115045I think they dated for a bit after the show. But good on him if he got those milkers on his face
>useless for 99% of his life>becomes just competent enough to capture Rhaenyra, kill her, and erase her standing in history>*dies 5 minutes later*
>>218115057Don't forget that the episode is beloved by normies and from a part of the show they still consider great.
>>218115064oh so she got a boob job
>>218115065Lets not pretend defeating Rhaenrya was some great feat.
>>218115094Just a bra, though she always had decent milkers
>>218115108It was more like she defeated herself, really.
Enough with the hags. Where are the hebes?
aegon ii literally was a useless fuck, especially post burning
>>218115108To me it was
>>218115131on reddit, where you should be
Can't wait to see how HotD scrambled with the reshoots to get a fraction of the quality of Dunk & Egg.
Literally Hot D, as in Hot Doodoo
>>218115119The Realm's Delight!Interesting that the Starks and the Blackwoods both backed Laenor's claim over Viserys's a generation prior when Jaeharys was on his way out.
>>218115065fucking chad ngl
hotd can’t be redeemed. It’s just a terrible show
>>218115182
Just make the next thread and all future ones /got/dunk/ at this point. Don't even acknowledge hotd 's existence
>>218115187I watch for they
>>218115065He locked in fr
>>218115065>useless for 99% of his lifeDude I'm literally he
>>218115200You tried that shit at the vote and lost, you dumb cunt
So next episode is mostly oc right? The book basically ends a couple pages after the show left off. I’m guessing it will be the worst episode of the season. The oc stuff is rarely good in these shows
>>218115231What the fuck is that creature on the right? How did it get let into the castle?
>>218115231-ACK
We went from >I will rape their woman and make slaves of their children to>Stop raping ser!
>>218115232>doesn't think Punished Maekar episode will be kino
>>218115257We actually went from Stop raping ser into I will rape their women and make slaves of their children because Stop raping ser was in the past>HAS HONOR DESERTED /got/hotd/dunk?!
>>218115257Maybe you did...
>>218115232Yes. all reviewers said the peak was episode 4 and 5. Might as well pack it up now and come back next year, the threads aren’t gonna get better from here on out
>>218115231I don’t even remember this Mexican. What a shitty show.
>>218115257>hotd viewers>"I will rape their woman and make slaves of their children">dunk viewers>"Stop raping Ser"
>>218115231Well what you just posted goes in favour of making anything hotd related [REDACTED]
>>218115231why is there an african there
>>218115283Just as well, low creatures like Brackens aren't deserving of remembrance.
>>218115276do you really think we aren't going to watch the finale?
Milly Alcock was so good in this show
>>218115299I’m not. That one reviewer said there would be a bunch of rage bait in the finale so I’m just gonna cut my losses
>>218115257Typical Valyrian fan vs Andal Hero
>..step aside or there will be violence
>>218115295why is there a dysgenic looking mexican there?
Milly and Olivia are presenting at the BAFTAs tomorrow. You will watch them, won't you anon?
>>218115242It's a nigger and nobody can actually see it, because the lighting is so terrible, it just looks like a shadow out of the corner of people's eyes.
The Webber plotline was shit.Dunk falls in love with a girl who loves him back and she marries some old retard and still wants Dunk to be her friend.Any time Dunk does anything he loses.
>>218115299Reviewers are lickspittle cravens, I trust none of them and will watch this finale with the trannies and lesbians in the Burlington Bar
>>218115348The Novella's peaked at Ashford. It's all downhill from there.
>>218115311lol sure you are
>>218115050Yeah? What are you going to do about it?
>>218115340Why are a bunch of non-Britons presenting at the BAFTAs? Makes as much sense as allowing Israelis into Eurovision competition.
The Targaryen with the most aura ever
>>218115382I'll talk shit about you in the next Whites Only Dunk & Egg thread, that's what. And I'll Spoiler my images/gifs so you cannot save them!
>>218115242Probably an extra from Rings of Power and took a wrong turn and ended up in HotD's set.
>>218115295
>>218115397Idk man probably for more big names. I just know Milly, Olivia anda Karen will be worth it>bonus points if Milly punts Warwick's head off his shoulders
>>218115242This guy let it in
>>218115231im bigger than you, you dumb cunt
>>218115261>And my father Maekar never thought the throne would pass to him, and yet it did. He used to say that was his punishment for the blow that slew his brother Baelor. I pray he found the peace in death that he never knew in life
>>218115050>You stole my GIF from the "Whites Only Dunk & Egg Thread" after talking shit, I'm sure. Shame on you. SHAME!On what board was this? Why was I not made aware?
>>218115440>Alia BhattCool
>>218115547Was Maekar a good king?
>>218115310She makes things kino. Simple as.
>>218115431
>>218115310monke
>>218115407visor's...visor's cracked
>>218116029Didn't Daemon cuck out and refuse to fuck her leading to the succession crisis with the bastards?
>>218116083He did fuck her. The bastards was due to Laenor being gay
>>218115608a bit ornery, but otherwise a rock solid king
>Cersei blows up relations with the Tullys, arguably their most important ally, because she lost control of a bunch of jihadists that she herself encouraged solely because she felt out of the loop with her songenuinely, was she completely retarded?
>>218116354>Tullys????????????????????
>>218115311If it is who I think it is, the guy was mad that the "wrong people" was enjoying the show.
>>218116354>>218116373*Tyrells
>>218116354>was she completely retarded?Not sure it's possible to read her chapters and arrive at a different conclusion.
>keep seeing only that "Raymun will make chuds seethe in ep 6"He's going to be gay for Dunk isn't heI can't think of another way
>>218115348>and still wants Dunk to be her friend.lollmaoshe wants to keep him as her side piece.
>>218116354>waws she completely retarded?she thinks tyrion is hiding in the walls waiting for his moment to strike, you tell me
BB jeets are now striking back at the main show
>>218115348Women are like that, unironically
My favorite headcanon, with 'Its Always Summer' being an almost exact copy of the first few notes of House Velaryon's theme, is that Patchface drowned and saw drowned Velaryon ships and insignia at the bottom of the sea, and saw the Dance in his visions (and his visions may have even blended dragon wings with seahorses and fish)
>>218116485She's right
>>218116501where are BB shills coordinating from?
>>218116523Tyrion doesn't use walls, he uses latrines. It is known. She is retarded.
>>218115276thread quality != episode quality
>>218116530my discord server. i am overseeing them.
why didn't they just come out to everyone then say they are going to co-rule as husband and wife like William and Mary? no-one gives a shit about fucking your aunt
>'BB'attle of the Ratingspeople really need to have a life huh
>>218116465won't he say he was wrong about Targaryens, #not_all_Targaryens and all that spiel?
>>218115348>friendShe wanted to keep him as her toyboy
I am still out of the loop with the whole BB imdb war (I am too employed). Wtf is going on?
>>218116570this is actually pretty funny kek
>>218116598Nobody would be outraged about that though, we memed the targaryen rant because it was funny, it's normal after fighting side to side with Baelor he would soften up on targshits
>>218115000really was incredibly stupid writing, like >"you that thing we use to kill people during sieges, lets put that on his skin!"the modern equivalent is scraping your knee ane putting ratpoison on it instead of iodine
>tfw no valyrian steel maid to breed
>No Maelor>No Nettles>Daeron the Daring barely shoehorned in Season 3>But somehow HOTD managed to write yet another OC Donut Steel characters called Arrion BaratheonSo who the fuck is this guy? And was he was descrives as some kind of a "Baratheon Ninja"? WTF does that even mean?
What Dunk ends tomorrow are we going to stop pretending it was anything but mediocre?
>>218116605hahaha get rekt
>>218116605>the lat thing you're ever going to see is a game of thrones fan smiling down at you as you loose your rating
why tf are you guys laughing? those are reddit tier insults
>>218116649Thank you Sarah Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!
>>218116649>Baratheon NinjaMaybe the leaks are false because there is no way they'd do something so fucking stupid right guys
There is a promo going on here on the Germoney, where you can get a free month of HBO Max I'm going to rewatch GoT and HotD
>>218116605when will we collectively acknowledge that india was a huge mistake
Cute and canon!
>>218116626i can't find the relevant images but those are the people that thought anons actually liked Sam Bankman's GF and don't know who a janny is.
>>218116651I'll take mediocre in the GOT franchise over what we've been getting. And some of the episodes were actually good. Make it a movie and take out all the shitting and prosthetic dick pissing and only include the chasing Arlan flashback sequence and probably cut most of the next episode (raymund revealed as gay for dunk, lyonel too probably) and it's 10/10 certified kino.
>wow, bobbie b kinda sucks as a king (for some reason), better start supporting a targ restoration>we will start by selling the second in-line into slavery to a bunch of unreliable warlords, also be sure to give her dragon eggs for some reason>*continue to support the pretenders you secretly hate and do nothing to undermine them whilst the time passes*>hmm damn, she's actually insane just like her dad, who could have predicted this?>*dies*what the FUCK was the point of him
>>218116697>"They were fucking viserys!", "You're fired otto"! "That was a better meme than this
>>218116639idk. closing wounds with hot metals is a thing.
>>218116692>there is no way they'd do something so fucking stupidWhat show have you been watching?
>>218116465it's just people winding sensitive chuddies upthey are very easy to bait btwalso thanks to them season 2 is going to be so jewed it's unreal because TV producers operate purely on spite- all the twitter faggots like jack posobiec should rope
>>218116719The victim of poor writing. Many such cases.
>>218116743>King's Landing It's alright, I'll allow it. King's Landing smallfolk are subhumans, less than animals even
>>218116719at least littlefinger actually schemed and shit- varys was just le mysterious eunuchfelt like they were going somewhere with him in S1 but it never got off the ground
It's easy to have the courage to hate the targs, but do you have the courage to hate fleabottom westerosi?
>>218116742only to stop profuse bleeding, if you arent bleeding out its. a bad idea bc youre gonna trapped all the bacteria in your wound and get an infection. also its boiling oil its not gonna seal the wound its going to scald him
>>218116605>mfw I review bomb other shows for over a decade and someone finally review bomb my show in retaliation
>>218116784>if you arent bleeding out its. a bad ideaplease never treat wounds. just never try your hand at medicine
>>218116605why does everyone rate ozymandias? it's a good episode but is just very dramatic, not even in the top 10 episodes of BB imo
>raymun revealed to be gay>says he'll meet his boyfriend back in the reach, thanks dunk for helping him stand up to his cousin>"raymun... you saved my life. i should be thankin yew">they give a firm handshake and a manly hug>as dunk goes to leave, raymun calls out>"better green than rotten, eh?">winks at the camera>HAHAHAHA CHUDS HES GAY!!! HES A FAG I BET YOURE SEETHING NOW CAUSE HE WAS YOUR FAVORITE!!!
>>218116769They couldn’t make him make sense without Young Griff
If I have to guess, some rich Pajeet is either actually paying people or have a marketing team coaxing people to do it for free.
>>218116828it's not jeets, it's insane south americans with nothing better to do
Streaming services were a mistake. You can just make dogshit propaganda and/or shoe in your own shitty script to an established franchise and you'll keep getting money because your show being dogshit doesn't really affect the streaming service all that much. People will still pay for it for other stuff and some people will even pay to hate watch. Shit's retarded.
>>218116806dont @ me brainlet
>Gaymun>Gaylor>Gaeron>Gaymon
>>218115000TAOOBA!
>>218116784>its. a bad idea bc youre gonna trapped all the bacteria in your wound and get an infection.bro, the vast majority of bacteria can't handle the heat. >also its boiling oil its not gonna seal the wound its going to scald himyou're speaking this with the power of hindsight.the point is, something that seems weird to normal people is a standard practice. idk how valid it is to mix up oil and wine for someone in the war industry though.>only to stop profuse bleedingnot really. >Cauterization (or cauterisation, or cautery) is a medical practice or technique of burning a part of a body to remove or close off a part of it. It destroys some tissue in an attempt to mitigate bleeding and damage, remove an undesired growth, or minimize other potential medical harm, such as infections when antibiotics are unavailable.[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauterization
>>218116841no need to sign your posts
>>218116719dany was supposed to get assassinated then viserys invades with drogo using the eggs as currency for ships and mercs then faegon comes in during the chaos (bc viserys is an asshole or dies) and takes over
BEHOLD ME NOW
>>218115064There's no way this was not staged.
>>218116850we're talking in a medieval context and you dont even seem to understand the modern context
>>218116864why not just support faegon from the get-go and kill viserys
>>218115310My lil' AI cock?!
>>218116816>sex scene with Tanselle>cut to Dunk sleeping>he's dreaming about the sex>have audio of someone giving head>we all think he scored Tanselle>pan out to show it's Raymun>he's raping a sleeping Dunk
burning oil as a weapon is a retarded meme anyways, it's too valuable when you can just use boiling water or hot sand
>>218116895boiling water? lol
>>218116870
>>218116869useless gay rapist
>>218116850boiling oil will scald you and risks further infection laterit's not about killing germs, they had alcohol for that
>>218116879>Cauterization continued to be used as a common treatment in medieval times. The Babylonian Talmud (redacted in 500 AD), alluding to the practice, states: "... and the effect of the hot iron comes and removes the traces of the stroke."[11] While mainly employed to stop blood loss, it was also used in cases of tooth extraction and as a treatment for mental illness. In the Muslim world, scholars Al-Zahrawi and Avicenna wrote about techniques and instruments used for cauterization.[12]>>As late as the 20th-century, Bedouins of the Negev in Israel had it as their practice to take the root of the shaggy sparrow-wort (Thymelaea hirsuta), cut the root into splinters lengthwise, burn the splinter in fire, and then apply the red-hot tip of a splinter to the forehead of a person who was ill with ringworm (dermatophytosis).[13]
>>218116904yeah when you heat up water it changes to a gas and this process is called boiling, hope this helps
>>218116916>thinking medieval normies knew about germs and infections when they believed in the four humorsfucking autistic retard
>people still didn't get that 'Stealy' Plate wants Dunk to die from the shock of boiling oil on his wounds so that he can get his armor and horsesreally
>>218116883support him to do what? he cant marry drogo and drogo isnt going to be able to anything except raid villages. all the blackfyre fucking shits have is the golden company and some wealth + spies. they need to cripple westeros and then sweep in with the GC and mop up
>>218116870>video filmed by a tiktok/ig shitfluencerWOW how'd you figure that out?
>>218116937>used as a treatment for mental illnessThey poke a retarded person with a red glowing piece of metal?
>>218116916real middle ages knew fuck all about germs. westeros is much more advanced in medicine.
>>218116939no im just imagining you dump it from the battlements on all an army and by the time it reaches them its a lukewarm shower. also water is definitely more valuable to the besieged
>>218116895boiling water cools down too quickly
>>218116954they absolutely knew about the infection of wounds you faggot, they just thought it was miasma and didn't know about germ theory
This guy's just seething because whites like the show, desu. I'm sure he was raging while typing this tweet.
>>218115057>sansa shows up with another army from the valeDid you even fucking watch?
>>218117011>vagueposting instead of just stating outright what happenshe so obviously hasn't seen shit the fact chudtards fell for it is more of an indictment of them though
>>218117011>beesburyI thought he was dead?
>>218117011GAYMUN GODS FEASTING
>>218117011The Maekar change is likely that, in book, he's fine with Egg going, but his attitude is rougher, like he's mad that he knows Dunk's right about him being the reason that his other two kids are terrible. The book softens him a bit, I think, and I'm fine with it.
>>218117038I didn't even know he was sick
>>218117023>casually moving an army 1,500 miles in less than a day is not a cop out actually
>>218117044So what if he's gay? People liked Renly, Loras, and I'm fine with Griff. Also, John the Fiddler is gay. The show was more disrespectful by making Loras a fag rather than a knight who happened to be gay.
pic related is canon
>>218117050Probably hepatitis bee
>>218117065Griff is not gay
>>218117034I think he has, but these people are often bad at knowing what we like and what not. Like, I remember a few saying we chuds are gonna be so mad that next season features a woman.
GAYMUN GODS WON
>Jaime's entire character towards the end of the show is that he is incapable of change because he's a sisconwhat is the message here
>>218117087He's an homosexual.
>>218116983i mean it depends on where/when but oil in general is going to be more scarce than water. I'm not saying it never happened but it's an exaggerated trope because it's dramatic>>218116986still hot enough to deter attackers
>>218117109For you
>>218117081
>>218115407Too fat for his twink son's armour. Should have used the helmet stretcher, before autistically risking his life for some random bum.
>>218117118>still hot enough to deter attackersGetting burnt by oil is way worse than with water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-vAWet1d-8
>>218116975what you don't?
>>218117011Why does he have to be such a massive faggot?
>>218117011beesbury is dead this guys an idiot
>>218117183Can you call people faggots on xitter? Someone please do that for me since I don’t use that shitsite
I still can't believe we saw Sam O'Nella's face. I want to go back in time,. I only want to envision him as a stick figure.
>>218117183He's a leftist.
>>218117118dude boiling water on a stove is barely hot enough to burn you. getting splashed by it after it falls 10+ meters isnt going to do anything but clean youas for oil i think they used tar or something more often
>>218117167yeah no shit it's also harder to get than water and used for a bunch of other stuff
>>218117196flashback during the Trial?
>>218117201yeah you can
>>218117196I agree he's an idiot, but there is ways for lord Bee to be(e) awesome after death too.
>>218117183Most people appear to be faggots to you? Problem's more common and inward than it seems
>>218117045The actor was talking about how it is ambiguous if Maekar killed his brother by accident or on purpose.
>>218115065It's all thanks to Sunfyre being a giant vengeful cockroach>tanks Meleys>almost dies>goes into hiding>recovers 70%>comes to Dragonstone>attacks Grey Ghost (riderless) for absolutely no fucking season>kills him>saves Aegon>kills Moondancer>eats Rhaenyra>"my job here is done">dies
>>218117218isn't water used for a bunch of other stuff too?
>>218117011>grifterslet me guess, they turn Raymun into a fag. HBO dei mandate strikes again.
>>218117278reason*
We need more bee punt PLEASE!
>>218117087Connington is 102% gay, with a 2% margin of error.
>>218117209anon you will be covered in terrible burns if someone pours a pot of boiling water on you as you're trying to climb a ladder or under a murder hole, it's going to fuck you up royally >>218117279yeah
>>218117237>Most peopleNo, only you and him
>>218117228we just need to beelieve
*Sigh* somehow Bittersimp has returned.... again.
>>218117284>they turn Raymun into a fagNo someone posted a screenshot earlier asking the grifters if it was "Gaymun confirmed" and they said no
>next episode released at 10pm muttmerica time>not out until Monday in the civilised worldjews and their muttmerican goyslaves have ruined my sunday
>>218117023The guys circling around Jon just patiently waited for them to arrive instead of killing everyone.Also Jon just fucked up everything and didn't deserve to win.
>>218117376it's just going to be something that can be read either way if you are squinting really hardpozzed reviewers love seeing homosex in any male-male interaction in media
>>218117308if i was naked and they had a fire right next to the battlement, yeah but i would be at minimum in a gambeson and helm and a shield so it wouldnt do much
>>218117312If it was just him, you wouldn't know why a fag is, I guess personal experience goes a long way
>>218117376It's gonna be something that most people are fine with. These people really don't get why people don't like the media they love. It's not because this or that character is black or gay.
>>21811739210pm Kalifornia time, east coast mutts also get buttfucked, just set an auto download rule on your torrent client and be done with it
>>218117087Martin has basically confirmed that he is.
>>218117429anon you are I'm sorry to say retarded, water seeps through the armor very esily, its not water proof you absolute fuckwit, in fact that gambeson is going to make it worse because the boiling water will soak it and in turn burn you so much worse then if you were naked
>>218117435Yes, personal experience from interacting with you
>>218117470You didn't even know me. I guess talking with that guy on xitter sparked an unspoken connection that felt way too familiar
S2:Ep1 - montage of dunk and egg going to dorne, visiting aemon, bringing the wineEp2 - dam incident, training the villagersEp3 - Dunk goes to Red WidowEp4 - Osgrey Blackfyre reveal, fire startsEp5 - The trial on the streamEp6 - Aftermath and wedding, depart for northjust enough material for my favourite book, they can't possibly ruin it
>>218117486>You didn't even know me.I know your kind.
>>218117488>ep 1that could be some decent OC if done right
>>218117455It's boiling water not sulfuric acid, at worst somebody will go "aarrghh ouch owie!" after getting soaked by it
>>218117498You knew them as if they are within your skin
>>218117455what third world do you live in where youve never experienced boiling water
>>218117510let's submerge your arm in a vat of boiling water
>>218117429>fire right next to the battlementthere would be a steady stream of pots filled water/sand constantly burning at the ready to be poured onto your head to then be refilled again
>>218117510>>218117533you are immensely stupid, you go put on some armor and I'll dump a boiling bucket of water on you, you absolute moron.
>>218117528Yes, sometimes I eat them.
>>218117579Yeah you seem like you swallow the load
water cools extremely quickly, especially if you're throwing it off a wall. It can also be very easily dealt with.Why do you think prisoners mix sugar and water before boiling it to attack someone?You are all retarded and have no understanding of why medievals did certain things, particularly the two of you that thought they didn't understand infections because they didn't know about bacteria.
>>218117544not the samelet's submerge your head in boiling oil and I'll submerge my cock in boiling water. We'll be the judges>>218117568you suck at war tactics, why use water as a weapon????? is a big and stwepid idea when you can use oil or even feces for chemical warfare instead of wasteing precious water
>>218117599>mixing sugar and watertell me genius anon why is that? don't look it up, since this thread is full of scientific geniuses surely that can be answered. i will accept one (1) real reason only
>>218117612oil is far harder to get then oil, the best idea is actually sand, but if you have putrid non drinkable water then its a much better option then oil
>>218117050A fatal case of hives
>>218117612you can't submerge something you don't have. i provided an exact comparison to test your claim and you chickened out
>>218117642>oil is hard to getyou don't seriously think that when we say 'oil' we mean petroleum do you
>>218117587That doesn't even make sense
>>218117661no I mean any oil in a siege situation
>>218117642Not anymore.Keep in mind Baelor's mother is a Dornish princess and Dorne is no longer under embargo.Oil fields of Dorne easily supply the Reach these days.
>>218117612not all water is usable water, water that in undrinkable can still be put to good use, that is if you aren't retarded
>>218117656I didn't chicken out, I doubled down. I'll acually do it provided your big empty head can fit in a pot of boiling oil
>>218117599it's simply just a fact using boiling water as a defensive weapon was the preferred method in sieges because of the supply and because using oil has too many down sides, cope
>>218117687funnily enough undrinkable water can be made drinkable by boiling it
>>218117726funnily enough thats not true, you go ahead and boil stagnate pond water, enjoy
>SAAR HOW CAN MEDIEVAL EUROPE HAVE WATER WHEN WE DO NOT HAVE RUNNING WATER IN ABOTTABAD AND I HAVE TO POO ON STREET? IMPOSSIBLE AND WHITE EUROPEAN DEVIL LIES ABOUT THEIR SUPPOSED "SUPERIORITY"- THEY THREW BOILING SAND ON EACH OTHER LIKE WE DO IN GUJARAT. THANKYOU RAPE YOU LATER.
>retarded argument about boiling water and medieval medical practices>went outside for an hour in disgust>they're still at it
>>218117749lmao
why didn't medieval just use saltpeter to create rudimentary cannons instead of throwing boiling poo on each other? better yet, just develop laser guided munitions and nukes. What were they, retarded?
>>218117736okay you go conjure your unlimited supplies of water to boil and throw at enemieshave your entire army consist of dudes carrying buckets of boiling waterHouse Boil of Pondwater it will be known as
>>218117805Why not use saltpeter on their wounds?
>>218117805i forget which or maybe its more than one of the three but but simply the gunpowder components werent available in europe
>>218117709I'm talking about submerging your dick in a vat of boiling water, provided it even exists
>>218117808ok see you at the next siege, boiling putrid pond water it is, enjoy.
>>218117672Don't worry, I can see why it won't. You probably weren't sober while it happened and don't even remember it
>>218117837they did have access to gunpowder, it was just very difficult to collect because they had to extract saltpeter from rotting corpses left in bogshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltpetre_works
>why yes, I too am a board certified doctor with years of experience and specializing in medieval cures
>>218117896you do know saltpetre isnt gunpowder? sulfur isnt broadly available (sicily & iceland) and corpse bogs doesnt sound too productive
>>218117034>>218117011Raymun is a fag
>>218117967raymun is my chud prince
>>218117808i mean yes that's literally what they did, there's the added benefit that you don't even need to be a soldier to boil some water which frees them up for other tasks
>>218117979Raymun is a homosexual
>>218117986Has already been refuted by the grifters that you so easily believe in the last thread
>>218117981ah yes of course... who needs a valyrian steel sword when I can have a valyrian steel bucket (of water)
>>218117986that might make it difficult for him to found a new foss house
>>218115029The alcohol would go straight to his head
Does seem pretty petty that they gay a character just to own the chuds
>>218118031Secret adoptions are always there
>>218115231Its funny that the show canon decided to make brackens kinda asian, the brute of bracken in akotsk has a similar look
>>218116895water is more valuable in a siege, because you can't drink oil. The gold standard would be boiling pitch, because it sticks to kids just like napalm. but realistically, they're just chucking rocks down to crack skulls
>>218118051Are chuds that ownable that gaying just one character is enough to get them rolling down the hill with fits of anger?
>>218118051what character?
>>218118079to be fair raymun is the only positive chud representation since like...the term 'chud' entered popular discourse?honestly I kept expecting they'd humiliate him in some way
>>218115232A lot from the early episodes is also oc but it worked because it expands on the source material instead of outright contradicting it like hotd, so my hopes for episode 6 are still high
>>218118072once again not all water is drinkable, this isn't an rts its real life
>>218116465I think he will change his mind about targs after the impression baelor left on him
>>218118072water was rarely a problem because they had wells you dumb faggotthe biggest problem was calories
>>218118079I have gay friends. And I also have zero tolerance for incestuous aliens. Raymund is a good and honorable man.
The Actress playing Rohanne Webber is hot, so chuds already won. Even if they girlboss her. She's hot and white and not a black dyke with short hair, or worse, bald.Total. Chud. Victory.
>>218118079Imagine the freakout if a gay black lesbian character from some book series was replaced with a straight white man in the TV adaption.
>>218118072you can still have plentiful access to clean water while being under siege. Oil was too valuable to waste throwing it at people except in extremely desperate situations and don't have anything else
>>218115000For the next thread, can you please create two SEPERATE threads? One for Whites and one for everyone else, please.Thanks in advance, brother.
Is Egg the bad Aegon or the retarded Aegon?
>>218118249But anon, I want to be able to talk with you, can't we take honorary whites like you in at least?
>>218118257the unlikely
>>218118178She's girlboss with chud characteristics anyway
when you think about it the Targs sort of represent ZOG/globohomo/neoliberal world order or whatever you want to call it
>>218118259We owe it to the White anons to provide them their own thread. They created this show and protected it from wokeness. Trump is their King and they're saving Hollywood as promised. Two threads next time, to honor them.
Raymun Fossoway is an autistic, straight, heterosexual male who believes in the power of friendship and honor, is almost certainly an incel, and has non-politically correct opinions which he is willing to offer at the drop of a hat.He therefore represents the number one threat to jewish power in this world. The idea that they would let his character go unmolested is farcical.
>>218118327Being this cringe is going to cause massive blowback and woke 2.0 is going to come back with a vengeanceenjoy the midterms
>>218118341(((They))) are incestuous aliens and bloodmagickers.
>>218118341>incelgod you zoomers are so fucking retarded, a young noble his age would've been fucking strumpets from here to the crossroads, I fucking hate you retards so fucking much its unbelievable
>>218118327>autistic>incel>jewscan you please go fuck yourself sideways
>>218118469Raymun is a truecel- this has been confirmed canon.
>>218118494take your spastic fucking zoomer shit and please kindly go fuck yourself
>>218118510lmao unc crashing out on the threads again
>>218118343Hes a leftist/jew pretending. Purposefully posting like that so people get annoyed. Can you seriously not tell?
>>218118510Get back to writing your book old man.
>>218118520
>>218118520>>218118542you are so cringy I find it bizarre you don't realize it
>the unsullied left to form their own nation>dead within one generation because they're all eunuchslmao
>>218118469Sure you did Raymun, sure you did.
GRRM is like a drunk DM in a D&D session. It starts good then just falls apart.
>>218118596ok
Memes aside, is Emma the most attractive actress of the last decade? Her facecard is insane.
>>218118552>unc responding with gifs fro a 20 year old TV showlmfao
https://x.com/westerosies/status/2025224886214394179>Parker goes on to say in the interview: “It was very important to have a faithful adaptation. I think George said that phrase to me about seven times in the first three minutes of our meeting in Santa Fe.”jesus, so HOTD season 3 is going to be pure OC then? is this going to be rangs dem power/ wheel of time tier?
>>218118623>actress You're not allowed to call them that
>>218118568Not only that but they went to visit Naath (Missandeis home country) where there is a deadly kind of butterfly that the people of Naath is immune to but will kill any outsiderSo i guess they all died pretty quickly
I will NOT be watching heroes of the dragon showthank you, you may continue
>>218118623She has a good face, she does look like a noble>>218118646It was funny when she said "How weird, it felt like I was born to play a mother!" without an ounce of self awareness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQget ready for some rangz tier slop (kino) during season 3
what gave it away??
>>218118646Why not? I’m out of the loop
>>218118636>"its pretty bang on.">scenes of explosive diarrhea, arlan pissing and being drunk all the time, raff being an irl accurate nigger, lyonel being a zesty old scrawny fag, tansil being a mutt and not even tall....Yeah, bang on.
>>218118636>wheel of timeShould I read that if I want more grounded fantasy?
RIP in peace, best Targ.
>>218118692"They" just said some dumb shit about being non binary because it was trendy like 3 years ago and has been probably trying to back track that ever since
>>218118568It really is astonishing how every single group that Dany interacts with ultimately ends up in ruin.>The DothrakiWiped out instantly in a pointless charge against the white walkers(lmao)>UnsulliedMostly dead, what few are left are limping back to essos with no loot, coin, station, land or title for their efforts.>Slavers Bay cities"Liberated" and turned into a permanent anarchic CHAZ shithole that will likely return itself to a slave economy inside of a decade>WesterosNobility burned for not wanting to return to Targshit leadership, peasants terrorized with literal foreign rapist hordes.>Kings LandingBurned to a crispAll Targshits are bad, but is she the worst of all time? even fucking Aerys II at least had a decade of decent leadership before he lost his mind.
>>218118692She's mentally ill and considers herself nonbinary. Which makes the mother quote >>218118666 so hilariously ironic.
>>218118701Wheel of Time is Eragon YA tier shit, unless that's your thing.
>>218118701It's decent. It is a long read, though.
I can't wait to get the final bodily fluid reveal tomorrow
>>218118709Do we blame it on her being Targaryen or her being a woman?
>>218118709That's GURM's schtick. He strings you along hinting at a redemption arc, but the character ends up being the same crazy asshole everyone always said they were.
>>218118720Oh, I thought it wasn't that much YA cause I always saw boomers creaming their pants over it back in the mid 2000s and all the book shops around me that had it on display didn't advertise it as such.>EragonYeah I rather not, I remember my best friend lending me his copy and I didn't know how to tell him it was boring garbage.
>>218118754raymun coming on dunk's chest?
>>218118712>>218118707Oh damn really? I was gonna get mad but then remembered this scene. The fact that she's an actual tomboy makes this scene 100 times hotter
>>218118178>The Actress playing Rohanne Webber is hotwho?
>>218118777>tomboy>trendy confused retardPotayto potahto.
>>218118701its very long (14 books + prequel but don't read it first, I'm on book 14 and haven't read it yet but I think you could read it after book 5-6 or something) and there are a number of books in the middle that are extremely boring (I think it was 8-9 or something, I read everything back to back on kindle so the books kind of blend together for me)also don't really know about "grounded", I would say noplenty of magic and non-human races/beings
>>218118765in my experience this is how real human beings are.Bravo George.
>>218118770Yeah, both are young millennial nostalgia bait, those are the only people who like those 2 series
>>218118709what the fuck happened to the eastern cities anyway, did she even leave anyone in charge?
>>218118781She's in S2. Rowan Robinson.
too many white people in the GRRM universe
>>218118765And if they aren't a crazy asshole then he just has them get killed. Rinse and repeat, BRAVO
>>218118802She made it in life, unlike you.
>>218118844HOTD is taking care of it
>>218115338nobody knows
>>218118860Whatever you say, zim/zam retard.
HOTD had pretty shitty casting overall even beyond the race swapping
>>218118887Aside from the random black Targs I think it's okay. The wigs are just absolutely terrible
GREEN FUCKING BOYS
>>218118860She is not gonna lick your count
>>218118887I disagreeI'd say the actors are all pretty solid
>>218118901>The wigs are just absolutely terrible.This. They look like yarn grabbed right off the shelf at Hobby Lobby.
Jaime's actor was terrible and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't.Characterization and acting skill? Acceptable. But such an uncoordinated oaf. Couldn't do fight scenes to save his life, they all just make Jaime look like an absolute jobber retard.
>Bee yourself>*dies*what was the lesson here
>>218118841If I remember correctly she left that gay pirate dude Daario in charge, as if he is going to be able to do anything, since she took all her dothraki and unsullied with her to westeros, leaving him with no actual force to control the city.
>>218118901maybe, overall its just not as immersive
>>218118914>>218118879You desperately try to be edgy, but you'll still end up watching her show and help her earn millions lmao
>>218118937>look like
NEW>>218118960>>218118960>>218118960
>>218118951I can agree with you there. It's just a very ugly show.
>>218118949Mario Naharis was a fucking psycho lmao, he was basically Bronn
>>218118701Read The First Law it's so fuarkin goodYou can read Best Served Cold without any context
>>218118961Shut up faggot. Go glaze her on your fucking blog.
>>218118701Read the Blacktongue Thief, Between Two Fires or The First Law.Blacktongue isn't exactly grounded but it's really good.
>>218117180thats a lot of juice
>>218117034He has to be vague because otherwise he'll never get the series advanced to him for review ever again
>>218117749kek
