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Vacation planner edition

Old thread:
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>>218122998
Grassy Vale... Home.
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>>218122998
>tower
???
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>>218122998
TAOOBA!
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These women owe me SEX. All of them, especially Milly.
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair.
The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!
The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!
All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.
From here! To there!
Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!
They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!
The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!
The maid with honey in her hair!
Her hair! Her hair!
The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.
The bear! The bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!
He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!
Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!
A bear! A bear!
I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!
Lifted her high into the air!
The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!
A bear, a bear!
All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,
But he licked the honey from her hair.
Her hair! Her hair!
He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!
My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!
And off they went, from here to there,
The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
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>>218123027
the tower Ramsay locked Lady Hornwood in I assume
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CODD
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>>218122998
Sothoryos is probably the best vacation place.
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>>218123017
you say that because you want to see brothel queens come true
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I'm reading some stuff online that is quite concerning indeed
What do you mean "ninja baratheon"
What do you mean "house gaskell" who the fuck is gaskell
Why did they cut Maelor and Nettles but this shit makes it in?
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>>218123037
dayum she got fat (still would thou)
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"And who are you?" The proud Lord said
"That I must bow so low"
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
In a coat of gold or a coat of red
A lion still has claws
Mine are long and sharp, my lord
As long and sharp as yours
And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That Lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said
"That I must bow so low"
Only a cat of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That Lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That Lord of Castamere
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear
and so he spoke
(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere
(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall
(And not a soul to hear)
And not a soul to hear
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Let's keep it going - which character represents which of the Seven? Remember - they have to fit not only thematically, but also bless Dunk in some way.
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>>218123058
#not_my_Dunk_dancing
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>>218123037
>>218123110
No she's NOT! She's perfect
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>>218122998
Christmas in the Dreadfort
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>>218122998
Rolling for a weekend in the Dornish whore houses
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>>218121242
The Stranger is Egg. He obscures his true identity from Dunk and since the Stranger also stands in for the Grim Reaper, an ill omen for Summerhall.
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>>218123069
GO FIND THE SOURCE MATERIAL STRETCHER
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>>218123108
What do they eat?
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GET UP
GET UP SER DUNCAN
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>>218123158
Jojen soup
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>And being your man, I suppose... that's off the table as well?
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>>218123092
Don't we all?
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>>218123108
Yo' mama calls me the First of the Fist Men, ifyouknowhatimean
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>>218123173
would baelor keep littlefinger around
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>>218123108
doesn't look like a fist desu
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>>218122998
for me? It's a nice relaxing visit to Winterfell and soaking in the hot springs
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>>218122998
>11 seasons of westeros
>still no Dorne beach episode
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>>218121146
>>218121242
>>218123065
>>218121675
>Warrior
Raymun
>Smith
Pate
>Maiden
Tanselle
>Crone
Baelor
>Stranger
Egg
I feel pretty good about these, but Baelor is easier to switch to some others like the Father.
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Baratheoshits finally getting what they fucking deserve
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>>218122998
How did the giants lose?
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>>218123138
All of these women should be served up as my brothel queens.
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>>218123173
>Leave me out of your next trial
>That’s a shame, you were to be the centrepiece of my next trial
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>sneaks up behind you and assassinates you stealthily
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>>218123226
The Seven during Pride Month <3
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>>218123301
Who is he assassinating?
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>>218123248
They're retarded monkeys, not giant people like in the show.
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I love how the show simultaneously deconstructs and then reconstructs knighthood and chivalry.

Take the Trial of the Seven - literally everyone agrees it's a retarded idea, and that Aerion does it out of cowardice.
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Cute and canon!
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I really think they should have just completely cut the flashback out of episode 5 from dunkegg
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>>218123338
oops
>>218123257
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>>218123355
Nah, the flashback is essential in reinforcing the themes of Dunk's behaviour in the duel, like his stubbornness; is a closing and definitive note on that fact that yes, Alran was a good knight and a good person, and why the Mother has chosen Duncan as his champion.
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>>218123257
They are uncivilized and couldn't keep up with humans. Also they weren't included in the pact between First men and the Children.
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The flashback is only bad because they force you to stare at a... you know...
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>>218123355
Yeah, cut out the flashback and then finish the episode with the pages of the book that remain after the trial of seven. Next episode is gonna be an anticlimactic cringy OCfest
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>>218123257
in Dance it's shown they are vegetarians, have terrible eyesight, and basically hate fighting, combined with shit tech they can just be overwhelmed by humans. The real question is why the fuck the Starks threw away their relationship with the giants, Starks were able to build megaprojects in return for giving giants turnips to eat
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>>218123426
>The real question is why the fuck the Starks threw away their relationship with the giants

Because the giants discovered the Starks made a marriage pact with the Others.
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>>218123413
How about its bad because it adds nothing to Dunks character, exists to simply extend the episodes run time and inserts a non existent battle into the timeline.
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>>218123462
Proud janny heritage
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>>218123462
cool it with the anti-janitor remarks
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>>218123455
they should have made the "ser dunk the knight might not be able to beat aerion but dunk from fleabottom can" connection stronger. i think the flashback is good when it moves to the ser arlan part.
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>>218123355
Without Arlan would had been mid, but him being there saved the whole stuff. I dig how Dunk's biased, unreliable narration of his life cannot tell us if he was actually a mediocre knight idolized by Dunk for saving his life, or litterally The Warrior himself incarnated.
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>>218123444
Giant pussy or White Walker pussy?
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>>218123501
>>218123355
Reminder that the "nonsense" Arlan mumbles while drunk is in fact FUCKING DOTHRAKI.

>>218123507
Others pussy. White Walkers are the zombies, not the ice elves.
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>>218123455
>Adds nothing to the character
It's his backstory you retard, it tells you how he became a 'knight', how he met Ser Arlan
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I love you /dunk/
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>>218123105
you will watch the OC fanfic and like it
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>>218123534
I could shovel poop all day if I could be drunk the whole time
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>>218123158
>What do they eat?

The Wildings are basically North American Woodland Indians, so they're hunting but also gathering and large scale gardening.

Of course with winters lasting literally years, all the Wildings were be dead but that's Gurm for you.
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>>218123537
I'm a huge retard, aren't those just different ways to call the zombies? Aren't they all just icy ghouls?
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>>218123578
The wildlings aren't all savages
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>>218123576
you could be drunk right now
it's a choice
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>>218123596
No, the show was complete shit at portraying that since Season 1, unfortunately.

The Others are NOT undead. They're basically ice elves who use magic to sculpt ice, including some magical variation for their weaponry, and their women are described as being hauntingly beautiful.

The White Walkers are the resurrected corpses they use for their armies.
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>>218123601

The Indians weren't all savages but the analogy still stands.
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>>218123355
should have split flashback into 2/3 parts
keep the arlan part in ep5 and show the girl being killed in episode 3
would explain dunk being attracted to tanselle and desperate to rescue her
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>>218123488
>>218123138
Beautiful pics. Rhenyra-Supergirl mogs, but all are great
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>>218122998
BANEfort
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>>218123105
>He dosent know Ser Arrion Baratheon, "The Sneaking Storm", "The Ghost of Storm's End", trained in the ninja arts by the Yi-Ti assassins guild
Lorelet
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>>218123547
What did you learn about Dunks character that you didn't already know? Can you tell me anything you learned that isn't just the events it portrayed?
It was a cookie cutter backstory that you could have ripped out a million other generic pieces of fiction that exists solely to pad the episodes runtime.
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>wana rewatch got
>know it turns to utter shit and kills all interest
amazing how badly they fucked it up

what times the next ep drop ?
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I raped, ser.
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How did they make an apple themed armor so fucking cool
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>>218123707
apples are cool
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>>218123676
>What did you learn about Dunks character that you didn't already know?

He's lonely.
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>>218123660
the connection is retarded and made up for the show. dunk only defends the innocent when he has a freudian sexual flashback connection to them due to mulatto casting?
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>>218123556
BREEDING Gwin Ashford.
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>>218123707
It's really creative
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>>218123663
yw
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Ozymandias isn't better than peak Trek,B5,BSG, The Wire and... peak Game of Thrones.
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>>218123770
or the last 2 episodes of the shield
thats god tier kino or generation kill
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>>218123660
That's actually a good idea. Show split the flashback amongst the episodes instead of just dropping it into a single episode that's 2/3rd it's length.
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>>218123635
So basically this is the origin of The Others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbaj7Yxudo8
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>>218123692
Watch the first four seasons then stop, nigga.
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>>218123770
for goyim it is very important which slop tv show is ranked higher on imdb
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>>218123692
worth rewatching just for the fisrt season alone
peak TV
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>>218123860
crazy how peak tv is miles worse than 7/10 books. is television the worst medium of all time?
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>>218123743
The actress is like 16 you fucking paedophile
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>>218123770
FELINA IS BETTER
>FELINA IS BETTER
FELINA IS BETTER
>FELINA IS BETTER
FELINA IS BETTER
>FELINA IS BETTER
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>>218123780
Agree
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>>218123462
My ancestor.
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>>218123911
Out of 10!
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>>218123800
The Others are actually a complete mystery, and their origin they're given in the show cannot be the same in the books due to several major factors.
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>>218123911
In got universe she would already be wedded, bedded, and impregnated
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>>218123596
here's GRRM's description of them
>The Others are not dead. They are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice, something like that… a different sort of life… inhuman, elegant, dangerous.
essentially sexy ice elves, hence the story about why the Night's King would want to fuck one. D&D are hacks and decided to make them ugly zombies
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>>218123911
>The actress is postpubescent
>Therefore having any attraction to her makes you the same as someone attracted to prepubescent girls
What? By that definition you're a paedophile if you're attracted to any female of any age
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>>218123911
she should already be pregnant in-universe.
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>>218123893
I mean... the whole medium is built on 5-10 min commercial advertisment breaks
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>>218123331
the source material
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>Going for someone who's 10 or 16
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>>218123911
PRIMEEEEEE PUSSYYYYY
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>>218123672
Dayne?
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>>218123952
If it's under 18 then yes
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>>218123933
>>218123940
>>218123952
>>218123953
4chan used to dox pedophiles to the police. Why nowadays they proudly brag about being pedo? Leave my thread at once
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>>218123964
/every male in human history before feminism/ bros...
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>>218123948
>Night's King would want to fuck one
He didn't have sex with her. He MARRIED her.

And it's implied in various sources he was a Stark, and not even the first one to have done that.

"Winter Is Coming" isn't a warning. It's a BOAST - "fuck with us and our elvish friends will be coming to help."
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When do you think HBO reboots GOT with a show runner who more faithfully adapted the source material? My guess is 2030 at the earliest, but only if GRRM manages to shit out WINDS and we haven't all died in nuclear hellfire
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https://x.com/GameOfThrones/status/2025299488773165265
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>>218123992
not your personal army chud
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>>218123994
*every degenerate, not every male
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>>218123989
What does being 18 have to do with anything? What significance is that number you've arbitrarily chosen?
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>>218124013
every single heterosexual male
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>>218124014
Minimum age of a proper end of adolescence and start of adulthood
Ideally it should be higher but atleast it's a start
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>>218123994
17th century northern Europeans married at like 22 and 25 for women and men respectively.
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Breaking Bad is number one TV show of all time, and you should remember that its viewers have learnt well from the ways of Heisenberg.

You have been warned.
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>>218124019
*every single pedophilic degenerate
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>>218123992
Because you're a mongoloid who doesn't know what paedophile means as is evident by you saying an attraction to someone who is postpubescent is a "paedophile" you're saying that being attracted to a 30-year-old is also a paedophile because they're also postpubescent, words have meaning and when you distort them you get retards such as yourself making such ignorant statements
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>>218124033
LOL Heisensperg got cucked by Ted lmao
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>>218124033
>the ways of Heisenberg
working like a slave under drug kingpins, being retarded and dying alone?
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>>218123994
>>218124030
The average age for getting married in the 19th century, in Europe, was 27.

The "people in the past married at 14" is complete nonsense.

MEMBERS OF NOBILITY would BECOME BETROTHED whilst very young. It's something entirely different from actual marriage.
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>>218124033
I am shaking.
My teeth are shuddering like piano keys.
Please don't reviewbomb house of the dogwater.
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>>218124033
>its viewers have learnt well from the ways of Heisenberg
Not one of those viewers on /tv/ can correctly and adequately explain his Uncertainty Principle, so no they haven't
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7w

is season 3 actually gonna be good?
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And so he smoked,
and so he toked,
That lord of Kushtamere
But now the rains vape o'er his hall
with no one there to inhale
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>>218124066
Worse. They'll bomb the rest of Dunk, maybe early GoT
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>>218124084
haha
no
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>>218124085
>Imagine having a daughter lord Stark
>*hits pipe and betrothed*
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>Valarr morghulis = All men must die
>Valarr Targaryen
So Baelor just named his son Man?
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>>218124085
>doesn't rhyme
LITERALLY RUINED REEEEEEE
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>>218124029
>Minimum age of a proper end of adolescence
Based on your subjective definition aka arbitrarily chosen, thank you for proving my point
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>>218124063
what was the legal age of marriage then?
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>>218123948
For some reason my image of "Sidhe" is pic related, have we actually seen one in the story?
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>>218124033
>Breaking Bad is number one TV show of all time
As proof you should be able to give me one(1) episode from Breaking Bad that has a 10/10 score on imdb
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>>218124117
Objectively so. On average, that tends to around that age. It certainly isn't 16 and that girl certainly isn't done with it either
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>>218124084
disfigured human trafficker who's too pussy to fight his own battles
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>>218124084
Whats suppose to be good about it?
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>>218124141
It's about average ratings you see, something GoT will fail to hold up to almost immediately
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>>218124063
The onset of puberty occurred at later ages than they do in people today, for females today the average age at which they become postpubescent(Completed puberty) is 15-16, that used to be the age at which a female would start puberty, fucking moron
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>>218124063
By the way, arranged marriages under duress, and against both parties' wishes, were BANNED by the Catholic Church in the 12th century.

Now try to recall all the """Medieval""" shows and movies showing women being married off without their consent.
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Is God's Eye during Season 3? Is the timeline roughly around that period? It's the only scene I care about now.
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>>218124156
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>>218124157
When Sunfyre returns and eats Rhaenyra in the finale
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>>218124084
Aegon was kino in every season
He's never an indicator of the overall season's quality
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>>218122998
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>>218124183
That's not part of s3.
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>>218124176
Fucking retard spewing nonsense
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>>218124001
>"there must always be a Stark in Winterfell"
>Starks original title was Kings of Winter
>ancestral sword called Ice, but the Valyrian Steel version has only been around for a few centuries
>lower levels of the crypts are sealed/collapsed
>Others only start moving for real once Bran and Rickon forced out of Winterfell
>in Dance there's a massive snowstorm radiating from Winterfell as soon as the Boltons arrive, whether further North is fine despite it going against all logic. Boltons are being buried alive by snow
agree with your take, I think the Starks made a deal with the Others that basically guarantees they rule the North. Probably some sort of blood magic tied to Winterfell. If anybody overthrows the Starks, the Others are allowed to run free. Mutually assured destruction that cemented the Starks leadership

I also think the Night's King was probably keeping up the Stark side of the deal by giving them sacrifices. The Starks either forgot or tried to cover up their own origins. Would seem like a GRRM thing to do to make the "good guys" family have a horrific origin story for their power
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>>218124001
Damn, all I'm getting from this is that I should read the books, I didn't get any of this from the show.
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>>218124144
>Objectively so
How's that giving adolescence itself is a modern concept whose age group has changed throughout its very recent history with people now considered being adolescent up to age 24
>It certainly isn't 16 and that girl certainly isn't done with it either
They're physically fully mature, they won't grow taller, their breasts won't grow larger, etc
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>>218124177
uhm chud a woman signing off a social contract to cook food and rear children and not cheat is literally like a million holocausts in every household
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>>218124176
>why yes, my great great grandparents entered puberty in their mid 20's
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>>218124180
No, Season 3 is
>Gullet
>Fall of King's Landing
>Butcher's Ball
>First Tumbleton
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Raymun confirmed straight

Possibly an oil driller? Not sure how that "pisses off the right wing grifters"
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>>218124084
no
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>>218124202
>They found that in 1860, the average age of the onset of puberty in girls was 16.6 years. In 1920, it was 14.6; in 1950, 13.1; 1980, 12.5; and in 2010, it had dropped to 10.5. Similar sets of figures have been reported for boys, albeit with a delay of around a year.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/oct/21/puberty-adolescence-childhood-onset

You're actually just an ignorant nigger and I am done wasting my time responding to such a waste of air
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>adult women are smarter than children
goyim actually believe this
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>>218124233
That's not even what I said you dense nigger see >>218124252

Thread of retards with no understand of history or biology
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>>218124182
roasted sausage
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>>218124277
adult women are retarded
so yes
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>>218124237
kek what a fucking retard
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>>218124218
There are more to wla woman's puberty than breasts and height during puberty, no wonder you depend on bogus standards of adulthood without a full understanding of adolescence and puberty
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>>218124216
You should.

Anyone claiming the setting is "low fantasy" is a complete retard. There are more overt instances of magic in the first novel than the entirety of the LOTR trilogy.
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>>218124237
It’s going to be something really inconsequential and anticlimactic after all his hyping it up and there will be no backlash, and he will be disappointed the rage bait failed
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>>218124237
leftist retards don't tend to have a very good theory of mind for the right
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>>218124237
Is this someone I should give a shit about?
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>>218124237
This retard is even more of a turbo-leftist then Preston Jacobs, and even more full of shit.
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>>218124237
he'll end up fucking some hot Valeryian chick and say she's one of the good ones kek
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>>218124319
>Bogus standards
>Uses his own subjective standards that are a recent invention and has only recently been changed
Glass houses, one can debate the age of consent largely being 16 including in the US but it's another thing to label it "paedophilia" and shows how fucking stupid you are
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>>218124237
>Raymun hooks up with Tanselle and talks about how much he loves Rhaenyra
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>>218124344
Nooooo don't eat Raymun...
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>>218124052
Everyone knows pedo is used to discribe anyone fuck wants to fuck people under 18. You are literally a retard for trying to argue this.
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>>218124237
inb4 Raymun gets a latina(dornish) wife and all the conservatives go "oh no?!"
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>>218124364
If Raymun fucks a Targaryen after shittalking them it's just a retreateding of the human supremacist from Avatar lol
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>RedTeam works all of /tv/ into a seethe
You love to see it
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>>218124033
based
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>>218124278
Evidently, since Church records allow us to age bride and groom, people in the past did not get married at the onset f puberty, you dumb gorilla nigger.
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>>218124378
>Everyone knows pedo is used to discribe anyone fuck wants to fuck people under 18
Maybe it's used that way by retarded zoomers such as yourself but no that is not the common definition that people use and is evidenced by the fact that 16 is the most common age of consent in the West including in most US states
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i'm american and i think that girls need to be protected with deadly force until they reach the BMI of consent where they're capable of making decisions and understanding the consequences of their actions or something so we ship them off to college to get fucked by 10000 men
heil israel btw
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>>218124434
Well he wanted to be warden of the north but now stannis is going to cuck him.
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>>218124434
ridding the North of #teamjacob for #teamedward
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If it makes my dick hard I fuck it
simple as
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>>218124405
Never said they did you dumb nigger, they got married around the age at which they became postpubescent which was their early 20's you fucking spasticated nigger, but today the average age at which a female becomes postpubescent is 16
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>>218124367
I don't split hairs with "umm acshually it's ephebophilia" retards, I usually count attraction to under 18 children as sexual deviancy under one umbrella. As do most sensible people.
>still calling it arbitrary
>not understanding that 18 is roughly the average age of the end of puberty, a phenomenon that has happened to humans since the dawn of time
Holy dumbfuckery
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>>218124469
you're just a scab for heterosexual men
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>>218124449
fuck the viagra bottles exclusively
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>>218124482
For only degenerate pedoniggers, yes.
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>>218124434
make people seethe for the lols and plap his fat braphog wife
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>>218124452
>puberty lasting between the ages of 16 and 25
You must have escaped from a zoo, you window licking ape.
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>>218124469
>Splitting hairs
It's not though because they're postpubescent something you're just completely ignoring and an important distinction, when the terms hebephilia and ephebophilia were created females were averaging the onset of puberty at 16 today that's when they have completed puberty, you're just being bad faith and there's no point continue this discussion with you
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>tfw fucking hate HOTD for being such a shit series but also feel bad for the actors that are too good to be wasted on jt
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>>218124469
>not understanding that 18 is roughly the average age of the end of puberty, a phenomenon that has happened to humans since the dawn of time
That's not even true though you lying nigger as right now the average age for the end of puberty for females is between 15 and 16 and was in the late teens to early 20's in the 1800's >>218124252

You're just a lying nigger
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>>218124510
exclusive attraction to children is present in maybe 0.5% of the populace. Most men on the planet would say that 16 year old actress is attractive. You're just posturing for feminist morality. There's no argument to be had here.
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>>218124434
Get murdered by our enemies
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>>218124237
Based Raymundo getting some brown pussy! I love him even more now!
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>>218124344
>the same webms of gif's from 2004
lame
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>>218124156
She cute and valyrian coded
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>>218124434
Then:
Warden of the North
Now:
Not getting killed by his own bastard or Stannis
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>>218123355
The flashback could’ve been told in 5 minutes.
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>>218124519
When did I say that? I said they got married around the age they became postpubescent which used to be from 16-21

Lying niggers in the responses
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>>218124237
>the only thing that could piss off a right-wing chud is a homosexual character in a fantasy setting
hmm
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Tell me about the golden age of /got/, grandpa
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>>218124237
Carmine is a retarded Brazilian communist.
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>>218124551
>Muh actors
Most of them openly said HOTD is a metaphor of America politics and Rhaenyra was Harris against Drumpf and the patriarchy or something.
Only based actor seems to be Aemond, that apparently never spoke about politics and overall gives me strong IRL chud vibes
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>>218124237
>Raymun confirmed truecel
I KNEEL
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>>218124642
baffling how the Starks kept around the one house known for being fucking psycopaths
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>>218124187
is this real?
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>>218124535
Jesus Christ you fags are unreal. Either way, they all get the bullet.
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>dude seething about pedos
>in a thread for a series where the core conflict was due to a prince cooming over a 13 year old tomboy
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>>218124661
The cadet branch he founded is alive and well 90 years later when GOT starts. Hes a fakecel that statusmaxxed thanks to being friend with Duncan and the future king Aegon V
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>>218122998
North for the bros, dorne for the hoes, reach for the wine
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>>218124237
I genuinely do not know what it could be at this point
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>>218124721
You zoomers deserve your fate
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>>218124728
ACK
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>>218124237
Oh, so this guy was just blowing smoke out his ass. He hated that there was a show that mostly catered to regular dudes with hardly any of his retarded modern lefty politics and he's mad that it's not a safe space for his type. Got it.
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>>218124759
You know he was going to fuck the same girl right?
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>>218124746
It's nothing he's an attention seeking Communist that has no understanding of the """right""" I called this out when people were posting his original tweet asking why people nowadays take people at face value and don't ask for proof anymore, it's very weird
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>>218124754
So do pedos, shot, hanged, electrocuted or rotting in jail for eternity
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>>218124680
As far as we know the Boltons were a normal vassal house before GOT, and Roose firstborn son was a decent boy apparently. Roose is creepy and brutal, but not worse than multiple other lords we met and knew about.
Its really just Ramsay that tries wayyyyy to hard to fit into the skinflaying maniacs ancient lore of his house to compensate his bastard status
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>>218124773
He was gonna wait until she was old enough to drive a horse cart
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>Noooooo Gwin is ONLY 16 you PEDOS!1
Meanwhile in the fatmanverse
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>>218124773
he didn't though, that's what matters. He got someone hotter eventually
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>>218123952
ok pedo
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>>218124680
>boogeyman that makes the Starks look better by comparison no matter how brutal they get
>prevents any real coalition against the Starks from forming because Boltons are the alternative
>useful as mad dog enforcers against the Andals, legends about the tents made of Andal skin still around thousands of years later
the old school Starks were actually pretty smart, similar concept to giving the Manderlys white harbor. Issue is that Ned and Robb were retards who didn't keep their mad dog on a tight leash
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>>218124791
I agree unfortunately you seem too retarded to know that paedophile means and think it applies to anyone under 18 or 24 or 40, who knows with you morons as your definition keeps changing
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>>218124773
He'd practice on Ned until she was of age
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>following marriage and relationship norms of retards from the past
ISHYGDDT
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>>218124803
Roose let Ramsay kill his firstborn probably because he wasn't edgy.
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>>218124680
Old school Northern King Starks were basically barbarians who sacrificed people to the wierwoods
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I think I got it! Raymun asks dunk to fuck his girlfriend. That’s gotta be it screen cap this
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>>218123058

Absolute Jestermaxxing Clinic here
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>>218124107
Better than being an egostical shithead 4th son naming his 4th son after the Conqueror
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>>218124828
18 is what it is, don't worry what you classify it as
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>>218124773
they were betrothed with the wedding years away because Bobby wasn't a degenerate. Catelyn and Brandon were betrothed for like 7 years and the marriage wasn't set until she was 18
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>>218124434
He seriously should have killed Ramsay the moment he had the North secure. He of all people should have been able to recognize how conniving and dangerously unstable his kiddo was. The minimum he could expect to happen was his wife getting turned into chili
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>>218124852
>Raymun getting cucked
OH NO NO NO
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>>218124861
If that's the case when can I fuck 16-year-olds legally in most US states? Why can I do so in every Western nation?
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>>218124890
Why can I*
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Would Bobby even have been happy in the long run with Lyanna or would he have just taken longer to end up the same lecherous fat drunkard?
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>>218124890
Retarded places with retarded age laws, way too low
>you can't in every western nation
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>>218124786
I don't really consider myself a right winger anymore, but I do find myself getting pissed off by a lot of things they get pissed about with regard to media. Enough so that I can notice when someone on the left very clearly has no understanding of why things piss people off.

They legitimately think right wingers are going to drop the show because of Rohanne Webber. Like the presence of a hot chick that has a spine is enough to piss off the chuds. They genuinely do not get it.
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>>218124890
Legal is not the same as morally Just. Try to really fuck a 16 years old girl and people will rightfully try to castrate you. Pedo.
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>general goes to shit once right wing grifters start to promote the show and it gets flooded with election tourists
many such cases
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>>218124925
Same shit.
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>>218124814
>prevents any real coalition against the Starks from forming because Boltons are the alternative
>coalition happens anyway
everything that could go wrong went wrong
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>>218123226
The warrior is rhysling (who might also be bloodraven)
The lady who gave dunk and egg their prophecies is the crone
Pate is the smith thats correct
Tanselle is also right, though gwin ashford also works

The rest are trickier, the father manigests through arlan in a way, and through maekar, while the mother is felt more in absence, and the stranger looms the whole way through
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>>218124925
He would be the same. He would even cheat
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>>218124925
We will never know and this make Robert even most interesting as a character
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>>218124728
You can play GTA without having any desire to run over pedestrians irl.
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>>218124107
the name Andrew comes from the greek word for "man", so it's not that farfetched
Valarr coul also mean warrior or brave, just like Andrew
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>>218124808
I still do not know how he got away with this. GRRM has a lot of feminist and liberal fans everywhere and there isn't anywhere near as much outrage about him describing a 13 year old girl's breasts in a book where she gets raped by a grown man as I would have expected.

They genuinely just go like "shame on drogo" and "i want to murder jorah" instead of their usual thought process of blaming the author.
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>>218123301
People get mad when you call hotd fanfiction lmao
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>>218124938
Everyone was having a good time until leftists tried to make it culture war thing. This is why we can’t have nice things
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>>218124838
>The oldest had long ago rusted away to nothing, leaving only a few red stains where the metal had rested on stone. Ned wondered if that meant those ghosts were free to roam the castle now. He hoped not. The first Lords of Winterfell had been men hard as the land they ruled.
kek, Ned is a fucking pussy afraid to meet his own ancestors. pic related would be him meeting Theon Stark and telling him he built a sept for his wife in Winterfell. Jon and Rickon will RTVRN to tradition
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>>218124974
I mean "Guy" was a pretty popular name for certain periods of history
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Doesn't the second r hold significance in High Valyrian?
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>>218124938
For me, its the anon that successfully deralied the whole thread by calling anyone lusting over Lady Ashford a child predator
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>>218124925
Lyanna would've probably stabbed him in his sleep after he cheated for the hundredth time and he would put up with it
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>>218124852
this would be funny
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>>218124156
I recently figured out why this girl looked so familiar
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>>218124987
>"The Ghost of Storm's End"
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>>218124988
People tried to move on from the whole thing but like boomers with jokes, rightoids don't know when to let go
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What if the three eyed raven is an entity who has lived for thousands of years by using dreams to lure the best greenseers into his cave and then warging into them and stealing their bodies when they die?
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>>218124925
I think being king sucked for him.
If he had gotten Lyanna, and became Lord of Storm's End and Brandon got Winterfell, then he would've been able to have Ned down in the Stormlands with him and maybe he'd be okay.
Less stress, best bud around.
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>>218124928
Name a Western nation where the age of consent is not below 18
>>218124934
People fuck 16-year-olds all the time, your modern invention that has only existed for 20 years is not the mainstream view despite what your terminally online life would lead you to believe, amazing though how at the same time your types coddle anyone under 18(24 nowadays as that's also considered an adolescent, be consistent) you also think they're mature enough to work a job, and vote in elections, amazing how someone who's 16 can be mature enough to decide the fate of a nation and be in employment and live an economically independent life cannot consent to sex though, no that's just beyond the understanding of someone under 24
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>>218124355
He's a big asoiaf youtuber who has seen the whole season in advance already.

Or rather he is the sidekick of a big asoiaf youtuber. Carmine seems like a nice guy mostly, but he's easy to manipulate and needs to parrot what other people say to him. He's especially started talking about "grifters" a while ago when that became a new buzzword on the wokie side to delegitimate their opposition. He seems to know very little about what chuds and incels and the like are actually about. So whatever he thinks will be a shock to us will probably be something super lame.

Thank god though Raymund is not gay.
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>>218124925
he'd be much happier, would probably still fuck whores on occasion but half the reason he did it so openly was to mock the Lannisters. It would be the opposite with Lyanna, where he doesn't want to offend Ned. War PTSD also fucked him up, in a scenario where he marries Lyanna he isn't dealing with that because the rebellion didn't happen. Even with Cersei he didn't become a complete degenerate until years after the Greyjoy Rebellion, there's a reason Ned is so shocked by his state
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>>218125027
Men call me…darkstag
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>>218125049
He'd still be a cheating bastard who'll grow tired of Lyanna very quickly
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Raymun will comment that Valarrs brown wife is cute and online-grifters think this will make chuds seethe
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FACT: Targs are abominations created by blood magic and wyrm crossbreeding
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Raymun will say he is pro illegal immigration from the Summer Isles
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>>218125086
heh, sorry anon but that contradicts the slice of life fanfic I'm writing so I don't think so!
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>>218123770
BB fags shouldn't have poked the hornet's nest
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>>218125090
>Raymun will comment that Valarrs brown wife is cute
the green apple has bananafever
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>Raymun faces directly at the camera for 10 minutes during the finale and reads from the Epstein files
bold creative decision to be honest
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>>218124953
>The warrior is rhysling (who might also be bloodraven)
>Post trial Rhysling departs the grounds only to walk up to a nondescript wagon with a coffin on the ground that he climbs into. Two Raven's Teeth appear and close the coffin then load it into the wagon revealing a number of other coffins inside including one marked with a white spider speckled red
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>>218124378
No. Paedophilia is the sexual attraction to prepubescend humans. As opposed to the normal standard, which is sexual attraction to postpubescend humans of the opposite sex (like wanting to fuck Gwin Ashford if you're a man).

Paedophilia is one of many paraphilias (deviations from normal sexual attraction). Homosexuality and zoophilia are other common paraphilias.
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Raymun will ask Dunk whether it's normal to be attracted to Beesbury's flamboyant honey colored mustache.
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>>218123355
cut everything from the flashback up until arlan of horsecock shows up
there, fixed your 9.9 ep into a 10/10
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>>218125058
>People fuck 16-year-olds all the time
Only you and other sickos like you (Epstein). You disgust me and i will no longer reply to your baits. Now get lost
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>>218125128
I still think it was a Hot D fag false flagging and Dunk retards thinking it's genuine
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>takes a sip of woke cider
>Westeros has always benefited from waves of migrations, the first men, the andals, the rhoynar, the valyrians, who am I to say there's no place for a dothraki khalasaar in the reach?
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>>218124949
that's where the point about Ned and Robb being retards is key. If Robb didn't fumble so badly, Roose doesn't make those moves. Boltons don't even have a true coalition in the North despite that, they are dependent on Frey and Lannister support, plus a fake Stark

>>218125002
Robert is descended from a guy who built 7 castles to defy the Gods themselves to have his waifu. Bobby B isn't going to shame her and piss off ned for some whores. He's going to be the world's biggest simp to make her happy
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>>218124378
>SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
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>>218125111
You know what I would read? A story about the exiled prince from the Summer Isles bringing an army back there to conquer them in the name of the seven. We know nothing about the Summer Isles aside from the fact that they have no wars. That's lame as fuck. I want a story about a deranged pious Summer islander that shows up committing atrocity after atrocity, having learned from crazy westerosi examples, and forcing them to evolve to be more warlike in order to take care of him and defend their homeland.
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>>218125135
How did Ira Parker get access to them without redactions?
still waiting for Schwift and Ghlidus to explain it to me
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>>218125184
Yes. Unironically.
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>>218124925
probably happier but lyanna would be somewhat miserable, she always knew robert wouldn't be faithful to her
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>>218125167
Zoomers really are fucked their entire existence is from other terminally online people with no experience of reality, can't wait until you niggers are drafted and die the agonising death you deserve
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>>218125130
Duncan accidentally saved the realm from getting a mutt king 30-40 years in the future
>B-based?
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>>218125090
oh shit this is probably it
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Do people really believe there will be "Battle of the Bastards" in book?
>inb4 book will never be released
Lets assume fat fuck dies and there's enough material to finish it.
Ramsay is not even 1/4th of a character they made him to be in the show
Jon's arc before battle is literally what Stannis' arc is in the book: he goes around the North asking for help to build up an army(and actually liberates shit from Ironborn unlike Jon), he find Sansa(Jayne Pool in book) and marches on Winterfell.
There's literally no arc for Jon to fight Ramsay, if there was Dufus&Dipshit would adapt it
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>>218125205
>doesn't even realize what fandom he's chimping out at
preaching to the choir fucktard
>Yes. Unironically.
>mrw
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>>218124852
I think this is it
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I just love this universe so much, bros. I get genuine happiness every time a good piece of media comes out. I haven't felt this engaged and happy about ASOIAF since before HOTD shat the bed.
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>>218124925
Lyanna would've unironically fixed him, that's the greek tragedy of GoT
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>>218125140
Nice fanfic, see ya next time on the Chequy
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>>218125206
>she always knew robert wouldn't be faithful to her
>runs away with guy who is not faithful to his wife
>and also a pedophile
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People don't realize Bobby is not some loyal saint. He likes fighting and fucking whores and hanging out with Ned. He can't maintain a wife and family under any circumstances
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WE'RE BACK

streaming episode 3-5 for my retarded brother because he thinks it's slop. apologize if the stream dips for a few minutes or if there is stream lagg, i've been having net problems

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps__

>inb4 why twitch?
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>>218125221
>Do people really believe there will be "Battle of the Bastards" in book?
Jon is dead and it will probably be some time before he comes back if he comes back to his own body
By then either Stannis has won or Bolton will just solidify their hold of the north
I do not think Bolton will win because Stannis must have some plan and Winterfell is infiltrated by some of the northern lords who wants revenge for the red wedding
But also by Mance Rayder so i have a hard time seeing how the Boltons would just easily win
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>>218125086
>has a single bastard from before they were even betrothed
>this means he's a cheating bastard
people really don't get Robert's character, he wasn't always a drunken mess. There's a reason Ned supported the marriage happening
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>go back in time to the tourney at Ashford
>convince Maekar to not swing at Baelor's head with the mace
>after Baelor is unscathed, takes his helmet off
>his brain still falls out
>see a Raven wink at me before flying off
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>>218125279
>t. cersei
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>>218125217
Yeah they got a mad king who jerked off to innocent people getting wildfire'd instead kek
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>>218124928
>Still hasn't named a nation
Got to love zoomers they just lie and expect you to believe it, I guess because zoomers are so dumb they are are unable to call someone out on their lies
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>>218125308
It has nothing to do with being drunk. Even with no alcohol, he'd still be the same. It's in his nature.
>giving your best friend your sister is just a bonus, atleast you know she'll be protected
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>>218125221
>There's literally no arc for Jon to fight Ramsay, if there was Dufus&Dipshit would adapt it
the theories I've seen are that Ramsay will flee Winterfell for the Dreadfort after Stannis wins and Jon will fight him there
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In Sweden its 15
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>>218125368
i got the ASOIF map open i dont see estonia or sweden anywhere
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>>218125281
>because Stannis must have some plan
take Freys armors from drowned knights, "Freys" and Menderly return to Winterfell, now everyone turns on Boltons
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>>218125392
Its right beside Mysterios
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>>218125265
well, yeah, Lyanna isn't 100% innocent, but she was right to say Robert would just fuck women on the side, besides, at least Rhaegar married her before getting her pregnant
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>>218125368
I thought AOC was from the bronx
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>>218125392
>sweden
Its a region in the Summer isles
>estonia
Made it up
Its not a real place
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>>218125327
>t. bobert
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>>218125368
people should start spelling it AoC otherwise I always think of AOC
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>>218125404
>>218125417
is that by the lands of sometimes summer or something
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>>218125244
Yeah, K7K has really rekindled my fascination with the world and its characters again. I'm not sure I would say I "love" this world, the worldbuildig sucks too much for it, but it's certainly something that grips you and sucks you in. Same as the Avatar movies, atleast for me.
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>>218125416
No thats JLO
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>LYANNA WOULD'VE FIXED ROBERT, SHE'S ALL HE NEEDED, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY OF IT!1
Meanwhile 5mins into their marriage
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>>218125415
>at least Rhaegar married her before getting her pregnant
if she survived pregnancy and Rhaegar decided "There must be another", so he annuls his marriage and find another, 10 year old to marry, I don't think she would be very happy with her choice
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>>218122998
Cider Hall has the same strategic position as Riverrun how come they never became a more powerful house but only a glorified apple farmers
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>>218125436
I think GRRM's worldbuilding is pretty top notch, with my only issues being the stagnant culture for thousands of years being unrealistic, and next to nothing being fleshed out for places like Yi Ti, Sothoryos, and the Summer Isles.
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>>218125460
sorry cersei r*ddit is 2 clicks down and to the left
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>>218125485
they needed to pick a more serious sigil
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>>218125494
nice try robert it's me brandon. stop lying you cheating retard
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>>218125519
>>218125494
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>>218125485
Tully's only became a powerful house because they sided with Aegon The Conqueror against Harren Hoare and were then named Lord Paramount of the Trident
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>LYANNA OPEN VEGANA AND BOBS BUTIFUL
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>b + l hater is a jeet
color me shocked
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>>218125485
Apples don't really give a sense of power
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>>218125526
ah so you're drunk robert, the infirmary is down the hallway and to the left. mind you the arbor gold was off for a few days
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>>218125494
>implying that Robert wouldn't have gone back to his old ways after the novelty of being related to Ned and marrying the only woman who didn't start fawning over him as soon as they met wore off
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>>218125279
He's beyond loyal to those he loves. The whole point of Gendry as a character is that he's Robert before being corrupted by being King, riddled with PTSD, and tormented by Cersei
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>>218125469
if Lyanna's fertile why would Rhaegar look for a third bride? he would just keep impregnating her
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>>218125558
>literally the original sin
>no sense of power
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>>218125485
Tullys are nobodies that were promoted as the main house of the Riverlands because Aegon decided the River Kingdom needed a Fish Symbol and a capital with a river-related name. That's it.
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>>218125539
>bebygurl show big bootifel bessie titos
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>>218125574
>christianity existing in the ASOIAF universe
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Cute Lyanna
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>>218125478
I can't watch, it's so dangerous how he uses the blade. If he slipps off once he'll cut himself in the thigh vein.

Good thing it's a prop.
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>>218125566
>STILL mouring a girl he likely never every kissed almost 18 years after she died
Nah she was the only woman he truly loved and not just lusted over
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>>218125594
which lyanna is this one? winterfell tomboy flashback lyanna or weird 5head brownskinned lyanna
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>>218125593
Sure, why not? They all speak English, don't they?
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Doesn't matter if it's Lyanna, Cersei, Catelyn or a Vale girl, Bobby will always cheat. It's who he is and part of what makes up his personality. If you dislike that, you should find some other fictional character to
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>>218125618
Second one
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>>218125631
wtf why does she look pale as fuck in this
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>>218125593
The Seven are God's Catholicism in Planetos as a placeholder until Christ finally takes flesh on the planet to spread the Gospel.
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>>218125629
Cersei get off the keyboard pls
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I'm reading Fire and blood. Is Jaehaerys I just like, the best king in existence or something. At least that's how it's reading. I'm on the chapter A Time of Testing, so right at the start of the reign but literally everything he's done is just flawless and perfect?
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>>218125567
Who the fuck is he loyal to that isn't attached to his pelvis?
He doesn't give a shit about his kids, "baratheons" or bastard, likes Eddard for all of five minutes because he has some fucked up idealized image of him form when they were teens and it didn't hurt when he pissed. He's obsessed with Lyanna because she's the one who got away and then he idealized their relationship to fuck as well.
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>>218125629
*to root for
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so THIS is the leak everyone is fawning over huh? yeah i can tell why showing this on the season finale of akotsk would be a bold and divisive move
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>>218125647
Robert get off the wine pls
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>>218125279
The cool thing about the Baratheons is that they're kind of carbon copies of one another. Every Baratheon king is essentially the exact same person, shape and size and personality down to a T
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>>218125648
Pretty much, there's a reason why he's all the way up there with Maegor in the rankings.
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Tully is the weakest of the "Great Houses" they don't command the undying loyalty or respect of the houses of Riverrun and aren't the richest in the Riverlands nor do they have the largest army, their entire grip on power is because of the Targs who they rebel against which then also causes them to lose their power
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>>218125660
But will HE bee swift and decisive?
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>>218125460
Robert didn't need to be fixed, he was a teenager who got some pussy on occasion

you think GRRM wrote all those chapters about how well Arya and Gendry get along for no reason? Robert and Lyanna would have had a perfect marriage
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>>218125670
I hope you're joking
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>>218125682
respect of the houses of the Riverlands*
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>>218125648
Yea hes the undisputed GOAT targshit king. His uncle Maelor utterly annihilating anyone who could still oppose the Targaryen regime on the continent did help prepared the way for Jaehy's prosperous rule tho
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>>218125660
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>>218124890
>when can I fuck 16-year-olds legally in most US states
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>>218125720
Romeo and Juliet laws only applies if one party is not the age of consent you fucking mongoloid nigger, just think about what "age of consent" means you fucking dense nigger, it means the age at which you can consent to sex
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>>218125688
Gendry has had humble pie and no bitches all his life, Robert grew up in decadence and around hoes. There's a massive difference and it is more than enough for very different personalities.
>"guys do you realise these people are the hecking same as the other two?! Gurm said so hurr sure"
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>>218125753
Gendry X Lyanna Stark kino
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>>218125648
>Is Jaehaerys I just like, the best king in existence or something
Only because he had the best hand of the king ever
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>>218125649
>doesn't give a shit about his kids
he tried bringing Mya to the Red Keep and Cersei threatened to kill her, after that he kept his distance to keep them safe
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>>218125660
add humfrey
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>>218125570
If he decides “dragon must have three heads” means he must have three boys named Aegon from three different mothers, before Lyanna can say “promise me Ned” he would cast her aside to find another child to groom
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>>218125704
Robert, Renly, Orys, Orryn, Rogar, all of them are literally the same person pretty much sis
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>>218124925
Lyanna didnt truely want him and would have slept around, so no. Bobby projected his anima onto a dead girl and let it haunt his psyche for decades afterwards
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>>218125809
>house motto: beeware the sting
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>>218125749
LMAO, sorry anon. I've never had a need to research the details of sexual consent with a minor, and I didn't realize you would take it so personal. I just thought it's a hilarious scene
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>>218125765
Unironically I want some /ss/ kino in ASoIaF.
Closest we got was that Rhaenyra and Blackwood scene
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>>218125771
Barth started the conspiracy to kill the dragons after seeing what happened to aerea and learning the truth about their dark origins
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>>218125660
>>218125809
there must bee another
the great bee has 3 heads
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>>218125849
>/ll/
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>>218125821
Robert is a much louder, braver Renly. Renly is more suave, charming. Stannis is, well you know. And Steffon was good-natured but wasn't like Robert. Something between him and Renly.
They are not the same. Only the storm temper they share throughout their ancestry
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>>218125864
The one that fucked jaharys daughter
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>>218125878
he was pretty based
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>>218125844
>Minor
If they can give consent then they're not a "minor" now are they you dense nigger, amazing how retarded you zoomers are which wouldn't be an issue in and of itself except you spasticated niggers try to redefine words and are gullible pawns for the behind the scenes
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>>218125871
Never heard of that anon
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>>218125753
>18 year olds can't mature
the absolute state of rhapegar stans
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>>218125539
>do not redeem Rhaegar
>DO NOT REDEEM
>NOOOOOO
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>>218125797
No.
He mentioned bringing Mya to King's landing once because he heard that Ned did that with his bastard and then promptly forgot about her or providing for her for the rest of his life. She's the daughter of a king and she rides donkeys for a living, for fuck's sake.
>his distance to keep them safe
Yeah "their own safety" He gives so little of a shit about his bastards that the acknowledged bastard raised by his own brother gets birthday presents from Varys.
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>>218125899
tell that to the judge, ser
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>>218125660
I cant beelieve you just did that
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>>218125923
Tell what to a judge? My lawsuit for false imprisonment after engaging in a legal activity?
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>>218125849
she unironically should have married the Blackwood kid. Maintaining the Riverlands is important to maintaining peace and trade, and the little dude was already gutting Bracken twats twice his size for her honor. He was a solid candidate for King
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>>218125899
you must have confused /tv/ for your discord server again
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>>218125904
>already years past 18
>still the same
Robbert copers I stg...
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I dropped HOTD after the first episode as it just felt soulless. I've now watched AKOTSK twice in the lead up to the final episode.

Might be recency bias but it's genuinely pound for pound the best ASOIAF content.
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>>218125878
>beesbury gives someone a sting
>perishes shortly after
WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING?
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>>218125849
>>218125953
She was such a based cunt in this scene. Adult Rhaenyra just has none of the smug, dickish aura that young nyra has.
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>>218125953
It’s for the best she didn’t, that kid turned into a faggot who died a bitch death at the hands of his own lord while his bracken enemy watched
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>>218125982
BRAVO GURM
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GODS I WAS A BOOOOOOAR NED
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>>218125973
I don't use discord, that's something that you paedophiles use
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>Robert was poisoned by the throne
As if he would have been any more interested in ruling the Stormlands he'd spent most of his life away from or happier with much less resources to devote towards his vices.
He would have been the worst lord paramount in history and no less disappointed with life than he ended up as king.
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>218126033
The only paedophile here is you.
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>>218125992
condal needs to be fucking executed
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>DUDE JON SNOW SPINOFF
Who the fuck cares about that character
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The boar that killed Robert was warged but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet.
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>>218126065
He was probably the worst and least interesting main character in that show
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>>218123992
>16
>pedo
legal in civilised countries
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>>218126057
As Lord Paramount he doesn’t have that many duties, he’d probably go to Essos to kill some golden company shits
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>>218126063
Given discord is a known safe haven for paedophiles per reports it would seem that actually you're most likely the paedophile
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>>218126015
>BOOOA - ACK!
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>>218126075
I watched an "Asoiaf theory iceberg" video and I swear to god literally half the theories were Bloodraven causing basically every plot point in the series. I can't remember a character in any fictional universe that completely ruined any plot theory discussion the way BL has for this one.
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>>218126096
Its unfortunate because realistically bloodraven could have caused most of what is theorized. I like to believe he fucks with things only directly related to the prophecy
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somebody bake a new thread
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START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I FUCK ANOTHER WHOOORE AND PISS MESELF
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GET THE DAMN THREAD STRETCHER THE BOOOOOAR IS PREGNANT
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>>218126115
If dragon needs three heads, why he decided first two Rhaegar children need to die?
Prophecy is fucking retarded
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Bloodraven fucked my wife
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>>218126096
it's GRRM's fault for the introduction a busted character almost 20 years into the series
>first books are about how finally magic is returning
>"actually, there was an extremely powerful warg who openly used his powers that was hand of the king and ran the realm for decades"
he pulled bloodraven out of his ass and it breaks a lot of worldbuilding
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BAKE THE DAMNED THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF!
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>>218124874
>He seriously should have killed Ramsay the moment he had the North secure.
Yeah, i really dont understand that part. I don't think he is that old that he wouldnt see his son from his freyhog wife become adult, and Ramsay will absolutely try to shank him off as soon as possible.
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>failed the captcha
ok bloodraven
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>>218126159
Boar thread your grace?

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>>218126221
N E W
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>>218126243
FUCKING MORON
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>>218126086
Lords Paramount absolutely have to devote a great deal of time to ruling their kingdom. Only difference is that he would have had to arbitrate over boundary stones and stolen sheep instead of international politics.
Without the Iron throne to borrow against the would have bankrupted himself in a decade.
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>>218125567
Edric Storm is who Robert was before he got corrupted.
Gendry is more like a teen Stannis.
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>>218125688
Lol sure man



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