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>>218132861I think Sarella Sand is Rhaenys which is why Aemon dreams of a Sphinx and Jon Snow is baby Aegon which is why D&D named him that in the show despite Rhaegar already having a son named Aegon.
In Book #3, Dunk's shield bears the sigil of House Trant.House Trant of Gallowsgrey is a noble family from the stormlands. They are one of the principal houses sworn to House Baratheon of Storm's End.[1] According to a semi-canon source the seat of House Trant is Gallowsgrey. Their words are "So End Our Foes".[2] They blazon their shields with azure, a hanged man, sable.[3]At the tourney at Ashford Meadow in 209 AC, Steely Pate gave Ser Duncan the Tall a newly-painted shield. Pate mentioned having seen shields adorned with, among other things, hanged men.[4]Duncan, having had his shield destroyed in a trial by combat at the Chequy Water against Ser Lucas Inchfield, bought a new shield during his stay at Stoney Sept. The shield had not been painted since its last owner and therefore still featured a hanged man as its sigil - most likely the personal arms of a member from House Trant. This inspired Duncan to adopt the temporary alias of the "Gallows Knight" for the wedding tourney at Whitewalls in 212 AC.[5]What did GRRM mean by this?
Lets greet Ser Arrion Baratheon "The Sneaking Storm", "The Ghost of Storm's End".The greatest westerosis assassin of his time, he trained under the Faceless Men of Braavos, and with the Assassins Guild of Yi-TiSay something nice about him
>>218132914How the heck did the shield with the Elm heraldry end up on Tarth?
>>218132927He still owns it he just hasn’t had it repaired and repainted I think. But idk.
>>218132923STOP SHILLING FOR A TRASH SHOW SER
>THEY SHOULD HAVE LET THAT LADY TAKE THAT LITTLE SHITS EYE OUT
>>218132923>"The Sneaking Storm", "The Ghost of Storm's End".>The greatest westerosis assassin of his time, he trained under the Faceless Men of Braavos, and with the Assassins Guild of Yi-TiA donut steel OC to rival Darkstar. Here's hoping he has a catchphrase half as good as "I am of the night"
So he was gay, right? Why else would he remember some no name hedge knight if not for the fact he let him break his large spear off in between those tight little targ cheeks?
>>218132927Dunk visited Tarth and fucked Egg's sister (probably Rhae) and had a kid with her, whose descendant is Brienne.
>>218132923I can't read Mexican, what does that say?
>>218132923Odds he gets caught even though everyone and their mother can sneak around virtually undetected?
Muh Queen
>>218133021>Every instance of masculine friendship and fraternity means they want to fuck one another.I hate you people so much. It's the same with Glidus and Alt Shift X:>Oh, the Laughing Storm is boisterous and irreverent with Duncan, treating him like a comrade in arms? That means he wants to ass fuck him!
>>218133072Bro Lyonel does literally dance with Dunk and pat him on the ass.
>>218132894bruh, I haven't visited /tv/ in like a year and you're still posting this and no one cares kek your life must be extremely wretched
>>218132861>its fucking over until next yearI shall not be watching house of the dogshit
>>218133110It's a bot, retard.
Do people realise prophecy didn’t matter at all in show.There were no three heads, Jon didn’t do shit, Arya was Azor Ahai
>>218133063>Actor Will Stevens (the thursday murder club) plays an assassin named "Sir Arrion baratheon" on the the 3rd season of House of the Shit
Surely season 2 won't take more than a year to release right? Two retards fighting over a river is not the most involved production in the world.
>>218133110still seething about maekar?
>>218133141Who are you even replying to
>>218133136Yes it's slated for yearly releases it's a low budget show that airs after prime time with episodes that only go for 40 minutes at most and there's only six episodes a season
>>218133072tbf everyone wants to fuck dunk in the books
>HotD season 3 budget: $20+ million per episode>K7K season 1 budget: under $9 million per episodeRyan Condal can't be getting a lot of sleep right now
>>218133170The opposite. Since he and GRRM hate one another's guts right now, he can freely go full fanfiction with the series.
>>218133170I doubt it because AKotSK has abysmal viewership numbers
Whats the dragon situation at the time of Dunk? are they all already gone?I dont really follow the whole lore, i have no idea when in time between hotd and got this is set on
>>218133193>The season 1 premiere drew 6.7 million viewers in the U.S. across three days, including linear broadcasts and HBO Max streams. This marked the third-largest three-day viewership debut in HBO Max history. >By February 2026, the series was averaging nearly 13 million viewers per episode in the U.S., with viewership increasing week over week, except for episode 4, which aired early due to the Super Bowl.Why are you lying?
>>218133197It's less than 100 years before GoT, all the dragons are gone, it is stated in the show all the dragons are gone, so mayhap you should watch the show rather than fingering your arse and then licking your fingers
>>218133218>It's less than 100 years before GoT, all the dragons are goneTy>it is stated in the show all the dragons are gone, so mayhap you should watch the show rather than fingering your arse and then licking your fingersWhen you are right you are right anon
>>218133207HotD season 2 got about 25 million views per episode for comparison
>>218132861Egg totally carried his team on this part of the trial.
Imagine having a mom like her.
>>218133246Ok, so both shows do really well in an era where tv struggles for ratings. Why would they cancel either of them?
>>218133218>all the dragons are goneOnly that's a lie. There are the dragons in Asshai, Cannibal, and Sheepstealer.
>>218133132>House of the Shitkek
>>218132923So when making up new Barantheons you can just say the [blank]ing Storm and be done with it? Which storm was Bobby B?
>>218133288>Why would they cancel either of them?They won't. HotD is a great family/political drama, which is like honey for the female viewership. It's only the people who care about the source material, or storytelling in general, that see the massive drop in quality between S1 and S2.
>>218133290Why none tried to find them? Aren’t targs obsessed with dragons
>>218133287I don’t think I could show my face at school if my mother was a footslut
>>218133316>Which storm was Bobby B?Unironically the Storm Lord.
>>218133290Dragons in Asshai is not true at all you lying cunt, and Cannibal and Sheepstealer have not been seen since the dance of the dragons, Sheepstealer was last seen with Nettles riding off into the mountains of the Vale, if Sheepstealer was still alive you would know by his notorious trademark of killing the local sheep you nitwit
>>218133290Cannibal is alive during Dunk & Egg?
>>218133339He's alive during GoT too, but he's never seen.
>>218133339Why wouldn't he be? He's not killed in the Dance of the Dragons, and it's only been 60 years. Dragons live for centuries.
>>218133246And HOTD is HBOs biggest show since GOT. I don’t think the HBO execs are losing any sleep over having multiple huge hits at the same time.
>>218133339>>218133344Just because we don't know the ultimate fates of Sheepstealer and Cannibal doesn't mean they're still around a hundred years later. There would be sightings and there aren't any.
>>218133356Cannibal is most probably living on Skagos.
>>218133344>>218133351You can deduce he's dead because we know that magic has already waned by this time and comes back stronger when Dany hatches her dragons
>>218133021He was just high IQ and depressed. Dunc inspired him after a lifetime of dealing with elites made him cynical.Him fighting with Dunc was about sending a message to the other elites and himself that they weren't completely full of shit.
Find a flaw.
>>218133372Arlan notes that since the dragons had passed summers get shorter and winters are longer
>>218133384If I say it I’ll get in trouble
>>218133373Only the "dragons are bringing back magic" is pure speculation. It might as well be the comet, or the changing of the seasons, or the coming of the Others... hell, as more material is released it seems more the case that magic wasn't gone at all, but more supressed, and only on Westeros.
>>218133384He's a manSuch a maaaaa-an
>>218133385The longest summer in recorded history takes place directly during the reign of Robert Baratheon - 10 years, 2 months, and 16 days.
>>218133395Suppressed aka waned because the dragons had passed
>>218133403The same summer in which dragons are reborn you mean a century after Arlan was alive and made that comment
>>218133412But only on Westeros? Because everywhere else magic works just fine. The Faceless Men don't note suddenly becoming more powerful, nor do the priests of the Red God. Literally the only person claiming that is Quaithe.
Why is English medieval fantasy so marketable?
>>218133384bigger pecker than me.
>>218133419The dragons are born when autumn has already started. Just admit you're wrong.
i think this might actually be better than the dynamic of any two characters from thrones
>>218133444Not even top five.
>in the name of the mother>Dunk no mommy>Baelor no mommy >Maekar no mommy Mommy bros what does this mean?
>>218133456don't forget lyonel
>>218133431>In the books, the Long Summer lasted for 10 years, two turns, and sixteen days, finally ending in 299 AC. Since Drogon hatched at the very end of the first novel, A Game of Thrones, his birth occurred just before the season officially broke into autumn at the start of the second book, A Clash of Kings.
Beneath the Chuck, the Bittersneed
As much as i love GoT I do have a lot of fatigue from the amount of charm lost, or how much it has been diluted by literal monstrous cunts like D&D and Condal. It's more of a joke setting now than anything serious. i despise them for it.
>>218133319>people who care about the source>or storytelling in generalReproducing a work exactly the same but in pretty pictures for the masses to consume isn’t storytelling, that’s the definition of mass-market slop. You just want your slop with member berries blended in so it’s sweeter and easier to consume.
>>218133483I hate Condal more than D+D. He truly pissed off George, too.
>>218133496D&D at least had the decency to give us 3 or 4 fairly decent seasons of tv before cranking out total dogshit
>>218133421>the faceless men/red priests don’t get more powerfulYou don’t know that. “Pure speculation” is how a nitpicking fag would say it.
>>218133483Agreed. The way they handled the white walkers was just fucking atrocious. Bran's ending is probably the grossest finale to a show I've ever witnessed. He didn't even DO anything.
>>218133496George did it to himself. He signed off on everything Condal was doing from the black washing to Rhaenyra and Alicents relationship. He can't cry foul now that theres been a change to the source material he doesn't like
>>218133496I think dnd genuinely tried to work with grrm and he felt he failed them by not finishing the books in time. Condal fucked over grrm and pushes his own fanfiction over the source material.
>>218133197Start of the HOTD civil War happened exactly 80 years before AKOTSK. In two years of war all the big dragons were dead, and the small ones (too small to mount) eventually all died withina two decades.Dunk in the novellas mention that Ser Arlan as a kid went to King's Landing and saw the last sickly small dragon still alive shortly before it died
>>218133395George said dragons come WITH magic. They require it to live. Them thriving is a sign of magic thriving. >>218133421For all we know the masks of the Faceless were a lot more unreliable for a couple of centuries. We know that the dragons became weaker. Melisandre states her magic has gotten stronger. Quaithe outright points out that magicians in Qarth could barely do anything a year ago.
>>218133540George is a soft and sensitive old liberal boomer. He'd never speak out of line in person. Only on his blog. He could have been more vocal, but fuck Condal for taking advantage of an old man's kindness and patience like that.
>>218133483I think you should learn to appreciate works on their own and stop letting corporations mind-fuck you with branding. HBO making a show doesn’t impact my perception of the books at all, anymore than fan fiction does. You don’t care about bad fan-fiction so it doesn’t bother you, you have been trained to care about HBO and corporate products, so you do.
>>218133471So the dragons retroactively made the summer longer? Just admit you're wrong.
>>218133564>I think you should learn to appreciate works on their own and stop letting corporations mind-fuck you with branding.Listen. I get that you should learn to enjoy things on your own terms, but this comes across as incredibly naive and foolish in regards to how precedent/perception works.
Alright just watchet episode 5Why were you retards so mad about Dunk's backstory? Rafe was cute and Arlan risking his life to save a boy he knew nothing about is a nice parallel to Duncan risking his life to save Tanselle, a woman he knew nothing about.
>>218133564>just let the masses turn something good into literal fucking diarrhea, anon, it doesn't affect you!Are you a liberal
>>218133572My perception is that the books are one thing, the show another.
>>218133551>George said dragons come WITH magic. They require it to live.So George says the dragons returning are a result of magic returning, not the cause of it.
>>218133576could have been a 2 minute scene
>>218133583My perception is that culture matters, and how art is perceived, matters.
>>218133576I’m shocked she wasn’t tied up in some old man’s basement
Any parent who shows their child the Hobbit first should have their nose caved into their skull.
>>218133316>Which storm was Bobby B?The Lusty Storm
>>218133590>I care what people thinkOk, you do you
>>218133615How people think affects the world around you, you coping moron.
....semoc eH
>>218133316The Riding Storm he rode your mother
>>218133586Which runs contrary to what the alchemist guy thinks when he asks Tyrion if he'd heard of any dragon sightings because their spells are all of a sudden working better like how their old books said they would back when dragons were around.
>>218133657It doesn't run contrary to it, you retard. They both go hand in hand. This is medieval times, and the return of dragons is practically synonymous with the return of magic.
>>218133576>cuteIsn't she a literal CHILD?
>>218133657It's not weird. They could also be confusing cause and effect.
>>218133657Are you Indian?
>>218133549so 80 years from hotd to dunk and then 110 to got?
>>218133676Yeah nigger that's why I said cute, not hot.Her and Dunk had a cute little childish romance.
Magic was practically dead even in Qarth.
>>218133444>>2181334541. Tyrion & Bronn2. Tyrion & Pod3. Tywin & Arya4. Dunk & Egg5. Jaime & BrienneFollowed by Arya & The Hound and Ser Davos & Shireen
>>218133693Pedo
I find it funny how gamer tards treat asoiaf magic like dark souls magic"hur dur it's faith stat hur dur"No you stupid idiot the magic isn't buttons to press George hates spammable magic
>>218133700>1. Tyrion & Bronn>2. Tyrion & Pod
>>218133693>overexplainingYeah by cute you definitely meant hot, sick fuck pedophile cunt
>>218133686Saar please>>218133682That is possible.>>218133674It in fact does run contrary to George, from their pov their magic getting stronger implies there must be dragons around as the reason.
>>218133705It really says something that every form of magic requires a blood sacrifice of some kind.Like even the most harmless shit like dragon dreams or greensight leave you fucked up for life.
>>218133700>Tyrion & Pod
>>218133569>In a world of magic and prophecy there's no way it was predestined that this be the longest summer because dragons would be reborn
>>218133718>It in fact does run contrary to GeorgeNo it doesn't. You're an idiot LOL.>from their pov their magic getting stronger implies there must be dragons around as the reason.>from their povFrom their point of view the return of magic is synonymous with the return of dragons. Moron. That's exactly what the other guy alluded to, by the way. One comes after the other. They're seeing the symbol as the cause.
>>218133483>i despise them for it.All three showrunners for all three adaptions have been incompetent hacks.HBO is managed by literal retards.
>the red comet was another evil meteorite like the one the Bloodstone Emperor found and worshipped>Euron found it and has it hidden on the Silence
>>218133600What do you think became of her body?
I thought Rafe was hot
>>218133728Innate bloodborn abilities like skinchanging likely already had their costs paid for in the primeval past. May even have taken the form of rape.
>>218133373>>218133586Lower magic = a lower amount of dragons can be alive at the same time. This is why the Cannibal is the highest IQ dragon, he saw what was coming and so killed and ate the other dragons, both to reduce their numbers and absorb their magic. He's alive.
>>218133700Arya & The Hound mogs thougheverbeit.It's only the later seasons that fucks it up (as usual).
If Ramsay Bolton had Targ blood he could have tamed the Cannibal. They would have been bros.
why the FUCK did she say this Dunk didn't do anything...
>>218133700>Tywin and Arya over D&E>Tyrion and Pod over D&E
>>218133773Because it's kind of true. Also funny cute moment for the sake of it. It's the little things I like. Even the most redundant character (*snort* *spit* *clink*) is one of my favorites.
>>218133784I like Tywin and Arya and think it's one of the few things from the books D&D actually improved, but it's like 3 scenes
>>218133773She wanted him to chase her
>>218133757She wasn't even hot on that Dune spinoff
>>218133757>>218133812Why didn't the princess go for this kid? She could have groomed him. Not in a bad way, either. It's also shown that Targaryens and Blackwoods produce potent children.
>>218133831She's a dyke
>>21813369180 years after the start of the HOTD war and 89 years before the start of GOT
Cute and canon!
>>218133923no
Was this shadowdropped or what, hadn't heard a thing about this till I opened this thread.
>>218133924>there's still time>is there?joffrey was such a kino character when he isn't chimping out
>>218133963I heard about it from cr1tikal a few weeks agoWelcome touristbroPrepare to be hated by the regulars
>>218133963get out
>>218133969
>bb fags are rating the episode 1 before it even comes out
>>218134024Who the fuck are these people who are still THIS invested in Breaking Bad like 15 years later? Even the Breaking Bad spinoff is better than Breaking Bad.
Da Norf
>>218134036>RajaK>Omar>AbdulAwho else huh
>>218134050this is bloody revenge maderchode sers
>>218133562>here are the motivations and character traits of these people I’ve never met, therefore their meeting I didn’t see HAD to have played out in this one specific way When a person desperately wants something to be true they’ll invent whatever reality is required to make it so
>>218134024How does this insanity start?Do Indians sit on some forum cataloging how well rated different episodes of a show are and if they are getting close to their favorite episode they start a campaign to ratebomb it?Why?
>>218133870ty
>>218134079Are you seriously taking Condal's side here
>>218134085yes there are entire discord servers full of diehard BrBa fans
>>218134106Ozark was literally better
>>218134128>Ozark was literally betterlol no. And I don't even think BrBa is that good.
Joffrey was low iq but very observant. He was well versed in Targ history and understood like his father the danger Dany imposed
>>218132861>even their shitshows are more popular than Marvel and Star Wars put togetherWhy is GOT such a powerhouse, xisters??
So we all agree the lord of light is some old Valyrian sorcerer right? Supposedly set the prince that was promised prophecy in motion, supposedly “gifted” dany her dragons, all his priests and priestesses speak high Valyrian.
>>218134162At the end of the day no matter how much Twitter talk there is people prefer real genuine content. Same reason the new Superman movie failed to outdo Man of Steel.
>>218134169No it's probably some alien that crash landed near Asshai
>>218134162superheros aren't and weren't popular. the eyecandy actors and sunk cost was. capeshit will never escape its "for children and gay sweaty losers" label, whether it's spandex or lightsabers.
>>218134162GOT was the biggest TV show in the world at one point.
>>218134197And ended lower in regard than True Blood. D&D should both be ashamed they were too cowardly to double suicide after running the biggest show in the world into the dirt.
>here's that 11-year-old I was telling you about
>>218133580>anyone who doesn’t believe in their soul we HAVE to worship the corporations in the RIGHT way so the other people can’t worship them in the WRONG way must be evil…. They must be one of those fuckers who don’t worship the RIGHT way.
>>218134209I will never stop laughing about the fact that they got an offer from Disney to make Star Wars movies, rushed the ending of GoT to start working on that instead, and fucked everything up so bad that they became radioactive to hire and Disney cancelled their films
>>218134181Elaborate
>>218134162I would breed Milly so much there would barely be any time that she's not pregnant
>>218134214You sound mental
>>218134024What is it about Indian culture that leads to this?
>>218134154Show Joffrey, aside from the teen edginess wasn't a terrible king. He may actually be one of the better monarchs of the franchise that we see onscreen. He seemed especially good when Cersei's regency ended, would have grown into a good king that crushes multiple rebellions and oversees a period of renewal
>Aegon conquered 7 kingdoms >then another Targ added Dorne >Finally STANNIS finished unifying Westeros by adding free folkMeanwhile most targshits squabbled between each other and Danny is shitting diarrhea and crucifying people
>>218134212
>>218134218They were done with GoT and wanted to move on, HBO offered them more money and wanted more episodes and more seasons, the show was around for almost 8 years
>>218134227Caste system
>>218134227The lowest caste (the casteless poop scoopers) became the norm and outbred the scholar caste.
>>218134219No
>>218134218Around that time Star Wars itself became MORE radioactive than D&D themselves. Right now that franchise is still worthless and GOT is back at the top, it's amazing what Rian Johnson and their shills did to that IP
>>218134219The basic theory is that R'hllor is the black stone from space that the Bloodstone Emperor allegedly worshipped to start the first long night. That explains why Asshai is basically empty and has a dead city above it where only shadowbinders go. Shadowbinders like Melisandre worship him as a source of fire magic, including bringing back the dead like Thoros, making Melisandre functionally immortal, and probably resurrecting Jon in Winds if GRRM ever finishes it. He's the fire equivalent of the Others' ice magic.
>>218134301I heard there is a piece of black stone on Ser Arlan’s sword, is this correct?
>>218134301>That explains why Asshai is basically empty and has a dead city above it where only shadowbinders go.Nigger, Asshai is the largest city in the world, it's not empty.
>>218134327>Asshai is the largest city in the worldIt's massive but about 10% of it is actually inhabited. Basically only wizards and cultists live there
>sneak attacks your dragon with a FUCKING FLEETLets face it, edgelord book Euron will never be this cool
>>218134347It isn't any dumber than the Battle of the Gullet, which is canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4J16GzUJ28this video is kino
>>218134327It's the largest in terms of buildings/ruins. The actual current population is pretty small. On account of it being cursed/poisonous.>Asshai is a large city, sprawling out for leagues on both banks of the black river Ash. Behind its enormous land walls is ground enough for Volantis, Qarth, and King’s Landing to stand side by side and still have room for Oldtown.>Yet the population of Asshai is no greater than that of a good-sized market town. By night the streets are deserted, and only one building in ten shows a light. Even at the height of day, there are no crowds to be seen, no tradesmen shouting their wares in noisy markets, no women gossiping at a well. Those who walk the streets of Asshai are masked and veiled, and have a furtive air about them.- World of Ice and Fire
>>218134327Please desist with the use of racially-inflammatory language ITT, Westeros is ethnically diverse and so is the population that enjoys spending time there. Fascist chuds, like at the Burlington Bar, are not welcome.
>>218134326This is true, confirmed by World of Ice and Fire 2 leaks that Pennytree is the site of a giant Weirwood tree growing out of a massive fused oily black stone obelisk
>>218134326>>218134413OK... so what? So what that Arlan's sword has a piece of blackstone?
Worst Targaryens?>Maegor>Rhaenyra>Aegon IV>Aegon V>Aerys II>Rhaegar>Daenerys Stormborn
>>218134181>>218134219>>218134301>"The World of Ice and Fire is in reality science fiction" scream retards like Preston Jacobs.>GRRM denies this and reiterates, multiple times, that no, this is a fantasy setting, the magic is actual sorcery, the seasons are supernatural in their origin etc.>Retards continue to either ignore it or claim "he doesn't mean it" and make ever dumber theories.
>>218134402Few people know the Velaryons got rich by trading 11 secret herbs and spices
>>218134438a demon can arrive on a comet or asteroid in a fantasy setting, that doesn't make it science fiction
>>218134024Kek
>>218134437Aenys was among the worst for making Maegor necessary
So they will have to move past the novellas for sure, no? Hopefully Gurm will contribute to the dialogue
>>218133572 No, I get that perception/precedent matter, that’s why I don’t let HBO own mine. Or any corporation for that matter. A person can make a thing, or even contribute to making a thing in the case of a movie director, and I can appreciate that on a human level. But the part of a thing that can be trademarked, mass produced, and monetized isn’t important at all (unless your goal is to make/worship money). Yet, that’s what I see people around me care the most about. That’s what invokes the uncontrolled emotional reactions. That’s what people call “a slap in the face to the fans”. It’s no surprise the phrases being repeated invoke the idea of an attack of your own person… they’ve got you believing you ARE the brands you like.
>>218134437Baelor the Blessed
>>218134437>>MaegorWhile he was a dick, he was also necessary. The Faith of the Seven needed to be put in check. Aenys and his children were weak. Him being unable to have children was his downfall I guess.
>>218134437How can dynasty that exists for only 300 years can have so many “worst” to choose from
>>218133496Why? Got so bored with HotD I stopped shortly after Aegon got disfigured
>>218134212>we need an actor to play prime 17 y/o jaime lannistersay no more senpai
Someone should lock GRRM in his basement Fritzl-style and force him to write
>>218134437There are no bad Targaryens, only bad circumstances.
>>218134437>>Maegorliteral the most important targ after Aegon to ensure the survival of the dynasty
>>218134437Baelor I
>>218134181>Rhollor is some alien“Alien” seems like a poor choice of word for what would be something more akin to a cosmic force or lovecraftian horror. >the blackstone brought RhollorSeems directly contradicted by the story about the Valyrians being simple shepherds until they found the dragons sleeping in the 14 flames.
>>218134548>the Valyrians were the Brackens of Essos before they found dragonskek
Targaryens are extinct
>>218134437Aenys and Baelor the blessed too
>>218134458The fourth novella was apparently set in Winterfell AFAIK.
>>218134437Kill them all
>>218134437Viserys I
>>218134665>Hates the targs>Simping for a targ cadet branch using westerosis namesI dont get the Baratheonfags
>>218134665why do so many retarded niggers keep drawing the trident duel on foot when it canonically happened on horseback
>>218134676Don’t give Robert all the credit, Tywin, the mountain and armory lorch also deserve praise
>>218134437Maegor was cruel, but implemented one of the most important policies
>>218134691>>218134538>>218134483>>218134473>>218134457>*tips fedora*
>>218134719Septons are kneeler slaves and ((maesters)) are Pharisees.
>>218134169Nah, it's a goddess actually.The oldest primal gods of Yi Ti are the Maiden-Made-of-Light (e.g. R'hllor, Warmth, Light) and the Lion of Night (e.g. The Great Other, Lord of Darkness, Soul of Ice). In the Empire of the Dawn origin myth these two primal gods had a child, which became God-on-Earth and ruled over an empire spanning most of Essos for ten thousand years, before disappearing (becoming a god himself, dying, who knows). His children shared his longevity, but to a diminishing degree with each generation where they marry regular mortals.The first Long Night happened when the second born Bloodstone Emperor overthrew his sister, the Amethyst Empress. He was said to be a necromancer and he worshipped a black meteorite from space. It caused an Ice Age and the White Walkers/Others invaded. It is described as the Maiden-Made-of-Light turning her back on humanity and the Lion of Night punishing them.This was ended by the appearance of Azor Ahai who wielded the power of Light and restored the balance, driving back the Long Night. So it's pretty obvious that R'hllor and the Maiden-Made-of-Light are the same entity.
>>218134181a what?
Which house is your unironic favorite?
>>218134676Baratheons are Targs without innate madness in them
>>218134810>implying the Hightower mecha works without being powered by the Storm's End nuclear plant
>>218134771Maiden made of light is the diefication of the sun and the lion of night is the divination of the moon. The Maiden turning her back on the world and the lion of night coming in full wroth = a total lunar eclipse (bloodmoon) God on earth = literal alien traveling the galaxy in a haviland tuff world seeder ship
>>218133384>the most passing tranny
>>218133422is this game out yet?
>>218133170Ryan Condal es cagada
>>218134856And the Valyrian phenotype comes from this extraterrestrial bloodline. The native westerosi made up the story about how the god on earth was the son of the maiden of light and the lion of night (the sun and moon) because he decended from the sky (where the sun and moon are) and had hair the color of silver and gold (silver like the moon and golden like the sun)
>>218134856The Shadow Lands (including Asshai) are said to always be in a perpetual gloomy darkness. Which is either caused by magic or by particles emitted by the Ash volcano. So the Long Night might have also been caused by a mass volcanic eruption that clouded the sky, rather than a very long lunar eclipse (does that even work?).
>>218134212So, we can all agree that Missandei is actually a faceless man who is pretending to be a child of the forest who is pretending to be a human girl, right?
What of the Kingsguard?
>>218134975Baelor was such a piece of shit.His death was deserved.
>>218134975Baelor promised to distract them, but then he rode against Maekar instead and let Beeboy die to a King's Guard. Not very honorable.
It's the last day. It's over.
>>218134989Maekar decided to ride against his brother. He didn’t have choice to ride against kingsguard
>>218134989I think he meant after the first joust. He can't joust against four people at once of course.
>>218134999
>>218134989time for plan Bee
>>218134999Trips of truth bringing sadness :-(I'll only be able to watch it on monday. Please everyone, promis me not to post any spoilers itt until I've come around to watching it.
>>218133600It's king's landing, he can probably find a better looking kid
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacytoday for a final timewe will show the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>218134676It all runs on Roberts gravitas
>>218134989Baelor rode against his own blood. Maekar might have killed him, but Baelor was the real kinslayer in his heart.
>>218134975They really did put far more effort into the armor in this show. I don't know if it would appease armor enthusiasts but the effort is obvious. Shit, this small scale spinoff is the only time they got the Kingsguard armor right as this white enamled plate suit
>>218133979Kill yourself
>>218135086All the Hema channels I follow are praising the fuck out of the combat and are happy that actual techniques were used and the armor was actually a huge factor of the battle that for once worked in Hollywood
>>218134975he was legend
Best casting choice from got/hotd/dunk/ go.
when will knight of the seven kingdoms s01e06 webdl coming out?
>>218135291Probably 15 hours from now.
BIGGEST RETARDS IN GAME OF THRONES POWER RANKINGSTheon Greyjoy...Balon GreyjoyStannis BaratheonRobb Stark..Jer MormontNed StarkMance Rayder..Walder Frey.Lisa Arryn..Joffrey BaratheonCersei LannisterMellisandre..Rober Baratheon.Jon SnowDany Targshit
>>218135254For me it's Maekar. You could argue it if you wanted (he's supposed to be younger than Baelor, the youngest son of 4, but looks kinda old)But he's an awesome grumpy old man so I don't care, it's worth it.
>>218134437>Daenerys StormbornNo Jorah, just because she rejects you doesn't make her bad, she's literally the most powerful onePauper to princess that was promised and bringing dragons back.
>>218135291to add: one anon is streaming on the hour it releases if you're around that timehttps://streem.gg/billystream
>>218135310One of the best screenshots from got lol.
>>218135310Cersei should be higher.
>>218135254Ned StarkViserys IBaelor BreakspearHMegg and maester Aemon
>>218135344pain
>>218135254>gotJaime & Tywin>hotdTom's Aegon for me. Dude is extremely fun to watch and carried S2>dunkThe entire cast is perfect
and what... has ser Criston Cole posted
>>218135254Jaime, Daemon, Dunk
>>218135358those three arguably elevated their original characters
>>218134975Beesbury niggas the only real ones in westeroes on my dead momma on the seven fr no cap, always slime on the opps no questions asked, ride or die type shit, ten toes down type of niggas to spit in the face of the man cause they dont give a fuck, bzzz bzz mother fuckers thanks for nothing baelor thanks for gettin my boy killed he was a good one dindu nuffin but the popo got his ass cause u lied, rest in piss bozo baelor rest in power humphrey "i cant buzz" beesbury
>>218135254Egg is really good. I hope they make season 2 and 3 quickly before he ages out.
THEY'RE INCESTUOUS ALIENS, DUNK... now will you please fuck my wife? I don't want manlet kids.. please dunk.. fuck my wife.. pls..I'm a knower of things
>>218135254JaimeAegon IILyonel
>>218135344He truly was the anticipation of his descendant Stannis. But at least his older Brother did loved him.
>>218135435is this the big reveal for raymund that was gonna piss off the chuds? that hes a cuck for dunk?
>>218135013>MY BOY, THAT'S MY BOY!!Loved this little moment, Maekar isn't a Prince of the Realm or a great Knight then, he's just a father who's worried for his son
>>218135455I think giving Stannis Dragonstone and giving Renly Storm's End is valid.Default would be keeping them both for his 2nd and 3rd sons, so it's generous to give them to his brothers.Renly was too young to handle Dragonstone, and Prince of Dragonstone used to mean you were heir to the throne so it's a bigger prize in a way.Robert could've said something though.
It kind of feels like a waste that we have Maekar and good actors and an interesting situation post Baelor death but we're not really going to get to spend time with those characterseven in season 2, it's not really part of the story, at least in the books. Barely in season 3, they could more easily add itJust feels kinda sad. I want 20 hours of maekar being grumpy about life being miserable
Baelor deserved to die (as determined by the gods)>tells Beesbury not to worry about the kingsguard, he'll handle them>Beesbury and Harding die to the kingsguardIt was dishonorable and he didn't even follow through.
>>218135523Using his position as royalty to cheat was dishonorable in the first place. Luckily the seven gods don't exist
>>218135523I think Baelor was going to intervene if they tried to fight on foot but they died on first charge
>>218135534Only in the the sense that the seven are one :^)
>>218135500>ughh they need to stick to the books enough of this oc shit >god damn these actors nailed it i love their characters i wish we could see them more moving forwardIt do be like that sometimes
>>218135500Ira will throw random cutaways to a season 1 character doing something like it’s family guy
>>218135551based desu
>>218135456The only big reveal could be him saying he was wrong about Valyrians (and the Dornish) and it was his cousin who put that in his head, and that there are Andals and First Men who are just as bad as the worst of them or that he's actually a tranny. Chuds have calmed down when it comes to the gays now.
>>218135551>egg: "what the deuce?!">"yew think thas bad? remember the toyem me and raymun gooned to tansil's feet?">flashback to them jacking off a prosthetic weiner, raymund's is 1 inch and he keeps looking over at dunk's massive one (reused arlans)
>>218135586if it’s actually that he’s gay im gonna feel let down by all this hype to the chud seethefest
>>218135500Flashbacks to Redgrass Field in S2 sound plausible.
>>218135586>>218135456He asks Dunk to be his bull and impregnate his wife so he has tall kids. He's openly asexual and thus part of the LGBTQIA+ alliance.You have been warned, chuds.
>>218134676Orys' genes completely vanished from the line. There's no resemblance between Targ and Baratheon at all. I'm pretty sure Argella cucked Orys, which is fine. The Targs know this, which is why no Baratheons were considered as Dragonseeds.
>>218135591would’ve been funnier if it was a Maekar cutaway but I’ll take it
>>218135601>Bring Maekar in to bash some heads>fights hard>brother comes in on horseback, barely does anything, sits there comfy>everyone gathers around Baelor and cheers him as they win>Maekar: eueuueueghghgghghghghhg
>>218135607Doesn’t change the fact that Robert Renly and Stannis have targ in them
>>218135607What did Orys look like?
>>218135603This shouldn't just upset chuds, it reflects badly on Dunk as well because even if a dear friend begs you to hurt them, you shouldn't hurt them.
>>218135618Black of hair, bearded, strong, built, purple eyes
god I want to bath in Maidenpool with the naked maidens so badly bros
>>218135455>He truly was the anticipation of his descendant Stannis.Maekar was a decent bloke though and not a dishonourable hypocrite like Stannis. Maekar didn't cheat on his wife, forsake the faith of his fathers and didn't cowardly first degree murder his brother with demonic blood-magic. >>218135488This. Stannis is a second son who stood to inherit absolutely nothing. He was a ungrateful bitch about Dragonstone really.
>>218135618black eyes, black beard, black hair
>>218135603>the LGBTQIA+ alliance.We prefer the term LGBTHIV, thank you very much!
>>218134665I can understand people having Robert and Rhaegar fight on foot in fan arts but always irriates me that 90% young Robert has a beard.
>>218135616Yeah, through Rhaelle who was only 12.5% Valyrian, making them 3%~ Valyrian IIRC. For reference, Rhaella was more Dornish than Valyrian so Robert, Renly and Stannis are more Dornish than Valyrian as well. >>218135618We don't know, probably Valyrian. Sources from after the fact, written by the Maesters, say he coincidentally happened to look exactly like the Durrandons despite being a Valyrian from Dragonstone but it's likely a cover because none of "his" heirs had any Valyrian features.
>>218135633>>218135671So how exactly can we tell that the Orys genes are not present in the Baratheon line?
>take heart, Beesbury, you'll die in the first charge
Robert must have known Cersei was cucking him. Even Jaime says he doesn't know how Robert could have known. He gave Stannis Dragonstone AFTER he accepted being a cuck, so Stannis was crippled in his ability to push his claim. Robert didn't want to disposes his Wife's Children out of their claim.It's pretty funny that Tywin and Stannis' Hand actually agree to a marriage pact between Tommen and Shireen, Joff's death would have been a nightmare for the Tyrells if that had happened.
>>218135721The final masterstroke to get the filthy Targaryen's away from the throne (removing his own line). Mastermind Robert.
>>218135757>incoming Aerys impregnated Joanna theorists
It's kind of weird how there are so many Lannisters in the books but only 3 Baratheons (who aren't bastards) and one of them dies in the first bookDid Robert really have no uncles or aunts???
>>218135693>Yeah, through Rhaelle who was only 12.5% Valyrian, making them 3%~ Valyrian IIRC. For reference, Rhaella was more Dornish than Valyrian so Robert, Renly and Stannis are more Dornish than Valyrian as well.Aegon IV should be 20.7%, Rhaelle 10.35%, and Bobby B and brothers end up at 2.5879%And yeah Rhaelle was more dornish than Valyrian, 12.5% sandy dornish and 25% stony dornishDany would also be at 10.35% because she only has 2 great grandparents lmao
Rewatching this.She's so frckn cute bros (still is).
>>218135782>Aegon IVmy bad, I meant Aegon V, Egg.Too many fucking aegons
>>218134575>implying something negative about the brackensYou’re gonna summon the bittersteel fanboy
>>218135721I don't buy it. Robert was just drunk a lot especially whenever he had sexo with Cersei over Lyanna truma. Robert would have killed them all had he known, Ned was pretty sure about it. Even Tywin was deceived by twincest. If Robert knew and didn't want his own line to be a threat he wouldn't have given both his brothers key powerful lordships and sired lots of bastards including a recognised high-born one.
>>218135769No escape from those dragon fucks
>>218135782i have pic rel, but it's wrong for the dayne who are part valyrian>>218135799love her eyes, they are better than purple imo
>>218135854pic rel*
>>218135871>>218135871
>>218135854Dayne aren't part Valyrian are they? George already said they have some "Valyrian" features naturally
>>218135693That’s not how genetics work
>>218135010There’s no dividers like in a tourney, you don’t HAVE to tilt 1v1 on the first charge or at all. Also there’s only 3 kingsguard. Daeron wasn’t gonna do shit, so it’s essentially 6v7. All Baelor had to do was tackle one or two of the kingsguard and the Hump would still Bee with us.
>>218135607It dosent matter: Big Bobby got his initiall claims not thanks to Orys: but thanks to his Targshit grandma
>>218133287I would try so hard to fuck her
>>218135668/got/ is a pro-Stannis board: you are invited to leave at once, sir.
>>218133072>>I hate you people so much. It's the same with Glidus and Alt Shift X:tsmt Alt makes cool videos but his excessive obscene liberalism is so exhausting>>218133086>Bro Lyonel does literally dance with Dunk and pat him on the ass.When I was in middle school we would literally do motions of fucking each other. It's retarded and it's funny. There was never any implied faggotry behind it. But to you retards that means we were all actually secretly gay and wanted to get married in a polymorous relationship of 15.
>>218134495He's 40 something
