Lyonel Editionprev >>218132861
Cute and canon!
>>218135871baratheon are a targaryen cadet branchyou can cope & seethe
>Aerion Fossoway
What of the Kingsguard?
STOP TWINKIFYING BARATHEONSIT'S NOT RIGHT
>>218135869Yeah it's too reductive to just call Martells 100% Rhoynar and Daynes 100% Rhoynar.Sure we're a bit reductive when we handwave a Blackwood as 100% First Men, but it's way less wrong than just conflating stony and sandy dornish as Rhoynar.
this thread's already looking pretty gay
>>218135896Cadet branches come from legitimate younger sons, not illegitimate children. Orys was never acknowledged as a Targaryen bastard either.
What song should we use for the AMV of the battle over God's Eye?
>>218135917You don’t inherit equal amounts of DNA from each of your ancestors. You are less “related” to one of your biological grandparents compared to another.
>>218135953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_49H_N43jQ
Bring Me to Life by Evanescenceit's only a meme because it's the perfect AMV song
>>218135953https://youtu.be/eI6y3_BRqeg?si=7pmEb8q10jMz6i7L
(You) do know how to correctly spell out Dany's full name without looking it up, right? So her personal and family name.Write how you think it's spelled. No cheating. It's a requirement to be allowed to marry her.
>>218135969Yeah that doesn't really matter, these characters aren't real and we're working with incomplete information to give estimatesImagine an ~ at the end of every number and shut the fuck up your retarded midwit
>>218135607>The Targs know this, which is why no Baratheons were considered as Dragonseeds.giving a noble house like Baratheon their own dragons would be absolutely retarded. Now instead of having Targs having monopoly in flying WMDs you'd have two great houses with flying WMDs.
>>218135991DaenerysIt’s not difficult ESL bro.
>>218135991Dany-chan
>>218135991muh qween
>>218135994It does obviously matter you retard, Rhaegar Targaryen is not 50% Riverlander genetically. There’s obviously some magic involved where Valyrian genes are inherited over other ones.
>>218135896Not sure why anyone seethes about it I think the unofficial cadet house is a neat part of the lore. The main difference being the Baratheon's quicjkly and fully integrated into Stormlander/Andal culture and had the strongest Durrandon succession claim through Argella anyway. Targshits biggest mistake was alienating and insulting their kin house. Baratheon soft power that GRRM never really utilised was shortest marching distance to the capital of any great house. Poor Aegon I literally set his loyal brothers house up thinking it would be a strength long term.
Aegon the Unwanting
The thing that will "make the chuds mad" is going to be that Dunk finds Fossobro in bed with Lyonel.
I don't like how inconsistent the show is with the pronunciation of Valyrian names. The 'ae' part is pronounced like 'ay' 'eh' or 'eye' depending on who it is. The worst example is how they've decided to pronounce Aegon as Egg-on instead of Ay-gon
>>218135991KellyC
>>218136026>Rhaeger doesn't go full retard>succeeds his mad father>Robert Lord of Storm's End>Renly becomes a Kingsguard, where he meets another Kingsguard, Loras>Stannis Master of Ships1000 year reich
>>218136055Is there a bigger low iq normie indicator than fans who continue to call her Khaleesi after season 1 when basically nobody else in the show calls her by that title at that point?
Why are season 06 and 07 so high rated?
>>218136084Big epic moments that amazed the plebs
man theres only 5 episodes of hedge knight so far? I thought thered be more ... disappointed
>>218136084Most retards are wowed by big battles and dragon go boom, which there are plenty of in 6
>>218135998They essentially did that with the Velaryons anyway.
>>218136072Bloodraven would never allow this to happen
>>218136084People with good taste had already given up on the show and no longer rated itfanatics are more likely to rate
>>218136075Yes, liking Stannis.
JESUS WEPTBREAKING BAD FANS ARE ALSO REVIEW BOMBING THE MORROWHOW PATHETIC
>>218136075The worst and saddest thing is people who named their children Khaleesi. These girls are forever marked as daughters ob brainded retards who wanked a show for beeing popular without even understanding the basics of it.
>>218136132So? People name their kids Adolf and Osama all the time
>>218136121You fucking retards don't even realise that a false flagging troll pretending to be a BB fan started the review bombing. You retards got worked and have been had. Now you're all in this infinite loop of review bombing individual episodes
>>218136084you know who actually hates those seasons? Bookfags.
People consider S5 as worse than S6. I disagree. S6 is worse.
>>218136121Is this all being done ironically? Surely there aren’t people who take this seriously are there?
>>218136084>Season 1-48/10>Season 56/10>Season 64/10>Season 73/10>Season 82/10
>>218136155>You fucking retards don't even realise that a false flagging troll pretending to be a BB fan started the review bombing.Objectively false, BB fans have review bombed anime and heated rivalry
>>218136155damn, they've been false flagging against breaking bad for over a decade now, crazy
>>218136177>BB fans have review bombed animewtf i like BB fans now?!
>>218136174Agree.
When is he going to show up in the series? Do you think the original actor is still available?
>>218136177>>218136185 I'm saying this individual instance of review bombing was most likely a false flag
>>218136198anon...
>>218136211yeah all of those other times for the last 10 years, those were real, but this specific one that bit them in the ass that one is fake
>>218136198
>>218136198He's fucking DEEEEAAAADDDD
>>218136084>its still GOT, they're going to turn everything around in the final seasons, just you wait, it will all make sense
>>218136222Yes. Conveniently this is the only time it worked. Almost like it was coordinated
>>218136230>its still GOT, they're going to turn everything around in the final seasons, just you wait, it will all make senseAh yeah, I remember Lost fans thinking like that too
>>218135881You are a menace>>218135871>>218135924A woman drew these
>>218136271based women
was there a Bolton at King Viserys' tourney in HotD?
>>218136380kinda looks like the boring one they used in GoT
>>218136026>Does not trade Barriston for Arthur Dayne via tower of joy, and does not order either to stay by his side to face Robert>Literally decides to fight the 6'6, 300 pound killing machine on his own because of "muh prophecy">Abandons dornish wife and kids, who somehow still love him, despite Rhaegar doing kidnapping roleplay with future warden of the north's sister.Just what the fuck was his issue? I mean targs go crazy and stupid, it happens, but at least you can explain Aerys II for something happening in Duskendale that set him off, and Aegon IV was just a fat fuck, but how do you go for A to B to C with Rhaegar?
>>218136380>>218136427Shouldn't most Northerners not participate in Tourneys though? Only knights are allowed to participate, and Northerners don't really have a tradition of Knighthood since it's part of the Faith of the Seven. Exceptions like the Manderlys exist obviously, but pretty sure the Boltons keep the Old Gods
>>218136497If it wasn't for Selmy talking so fondly of him I'd just disregard it as Rhaegar was actually just a shithead through and through.
>>218136497Barristan was better than Arthur Dayne anyway. Don't listen to the propaganda, Arthur Dayne accomplished exactly nothing, Barristan cut his way through the Golden Company, killed Maelys and even defeated Duncan the Tall
>>218136497I think Rhaegar losing to Robert was part of the prophecy, and he accepted it because there's no way a great jouster who just mogged everybody at the tourney just lost to Robert out of all people.
>>218136536The Smiling Knight>>>>Meleys
>>218136513I imagine it's a rare thing.No mention of them in F&B, but I still buy the logic that a Stark came for the melee and a rare Bolton came down for a big joust.Like no northerner would show up for an Ashford tier joust, but Viserys, sure.Brandon jousted at Harrenhal after all.
>>218136037Yeah that's my bet tooHaving gay Baratheon in og series/books is just perfect excuse for them to do oll reliable >Ooooh but you didn't mind it in GOT series huh
Wish there was a better res photo for this
>>218136380>>218136427weird that a bolton would travel 800 leagues for a joust>>218136576>Brandon jousted at Harrenhal after all.because he was engaged to a Tully
>>218136547Jousting skill probably doesn't translate 1 to 1 to real combat scenarios though. Robert would have a massive advantage in any real fight due to his size, which doesn't factor in as much when you're charging at an opponent with a lance
https://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/Tourney_Rules>As to your questions regarding the participation or non-participation of sellswords, squires, freeriders and the like, again, I don't see that as the difference as being chronological so much as geographic. The Reach is the heart of the chivalric tradition in the Seven Kingdoms, the place where knighthood is most universally esteemed, and therefore the place where the master of the games is most likely to devise and apply stringent rules. In Dorne and Storm's End and the riverlands and the Vale, things are perhaps a little less strict, and north of the Neck where the old gods still reign and knights are rare, they make up their own rules as they go along.
>>218136594>weird that a bolton would travel 800 leagues for a joust800 leagues for Viserys Accession, and joust
>>218136497Bloodraven brainworms. Demonic weirwoods not even once. >>218136536Stormlanders > smelly dornish
>>218136615>accession the joust was over a decade later
>>218136637>103, death of Jaehaerys>104, tourney
>>218136573>killing some random robber knight is a greater feat than cutting through a famed mercenary company to put down a rebellion by killing a monster who can kill a horse with a punchDelusion.
>>218136692>rhaenyra is one year old hereneat!
>>2181367217
monke sexo
>>218136615>>218136692lol retard
>>218136637>>218136721math isn't your strong suit huh
>>218136754He's either mixing up the books with the show or is baiting.>>218136763>first episode says the tourney is nine years into viserys's reign>hurr 103, 104Embarrassing.
how come redditors are so insightful and perceptive?
>>2181368214What the... I swear someone said the same thing 2 days ago. This theory is stolen from /dunk/
>>218136821Daeron as the Stranger is a bit of a stretch
>>218136845Meant to reply to >>218136821no idea what the fuck happened there
>>218136821b-but andal gods have no power!
>>218136821now THAT is some bullshit thought up for attention
>>218136845newfag
>>218136886OldGOD* actually I know the actual 7 appear in the book to bless Dunk, don't try to smartass me
>>218135911
>>218136853I can see it being via the vision of baelors death
>>218136915Ah, the legendary assassin Ser ArrionHe could hide his tracks so well that his name never made it to the history books
>>218136547>there's no way a great jouster who just mogged everybody at the tourney just lost to Robert out of all people.jousting is not real combat, neither had lances on them when they fought.Rhaegar hid in his tower of joy for a year while Robert was killing best loyalist had to offer in fight after fight
never watched the spinoffs. hotd looks shit but dunk looks cool
If I was in the Dance, I'd preemptively melt to Ironborn fleet because you know they'd be causing trouble later. Doesn't matter which side, probably as the Greens (because they have naval supremacy with the Triarchy) but I'd do it as the Blacks as well, just to be safe. IDK who they support in canon.
It's so funny how they dropped this line in there to justify their fanfictionAs if they didn't completely throw history out the window from episode 1 when they made Alicent and Rhaenyra childhood friendsCuntdal is such a pathetic faggotJust come out and say "I'm not adapting Fire and Blood anymore, I'm just making shit up" pussy
>>218136964he managed to injure Robert tho
>Here's that handsome rouge prince I was telling you about
>>218137025perfect casting desu. fuck off with your ai shit
>>218137025he should have been played by my oshi jjong-gook
I come from a time when girls were masturbating every hour of every day to Matt Smith, especially on tumblr. Safe to say, he is the biggest chad on the show.
>>218137008George already disavowed. Nothing that happens in the show is a true representation of the "real" story of the books, and not canon to the other shows either.
>>218136821>/tv/ tards getting baited by reddit to this dayLol, lmao even. Reddit is clearly the lifeblood of this board
when do new epsiodes of hedge knight release? doesnt say on hbo max
>>218135953RULES OF NATURE!!!!
>>218137149>I COULD BREAK THE KING IN HALF WITH MY BARE HANDS
>>218136915Ser Arrion Baratheon "The Sneaking Storm"? Legendary ninja
>>218135953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDJj5l7kgqM
I do hope you will be watching Olivia and Milly at the BAFTAs, won't you anon?
Who in the all the game of thrones shows tv shows and spin offs had the most bountiful tits and greatest overall body?
>>218137217 Ros
>>218137217You tell me
>>218136821>Tanselle ToobrownNot on my watch
>>218137243>tattsdropped
>>218137217picrel>>218137278
>>218137278Shes like 16, pedophile
Who in all the game of thrones shows had the biggest breasts that were shown including extras and side characters?
>>218135905Im not even sure what Baelor ccing three of them was supposed to look like. Can't they just split up, expecting this strategy? Then at best Baelor could have maybe wrestled one to the ground and then what. He's got one guard pinned that can't really do anything to escape and two others running wild. Kill them one by one? That would have been twisted as fuck...
>>218137366Doesn't matter. Clarke mogs
>>218137308Everytime you bring them up, another will get added
>>218137357>16>pedophile
>218137308No one asked for your opinion, chud
>>218137366Milly
>>218136821they should have just shown the visit from the books instead of that shitty flashback. also would've shut up the faggots doubting faith of seven
>>218137357so is Dunk in the novella ? (and the show as well ?)
>Bobby B revisionists
>>218137450Yes.
will HBO milk this universe for the next 50 years? there's plenty of shit that can be told
There's plenty of shit but HBO sure doesn't have the ability to tell it. Also Netflix merger will fuck them
Alicent and Rhaenyra will escape Westeros and become gay empresses of Essos
>>218137217That prostitute in Dunc & Egg.
>>218137496
>>218137464HBO hit the wall after GoT and doesn't make any shows worth watching. They're still working on season 3 of Euphoria.
>>218136821Red is the actual Mother
>>218136588
>>218136037that would be pretty retarded
>>218136084there is lots of mindless "cool" battle and violence in them and people are retardedmost people probably have no idea what is happening in the plot, so they don't care if the plot is retarded, watching the show while simultaneoulsy looking at their phone
>>218136222lmaooo
>>218137198Pics are in
>>218136588when is she not drunk
>>218137713
>>218136821this was so obvious it was not worth mentioning
>>218137040no, complete dogshit casting
the episode is in 11 hours?
>>218137720she wasn't drunk
>>218136084People are retarded.
>>218137758no, absolutely perfect casting
>>218137807he looks like a retard
>>218137713qt
>>218137890he looks like a chad that girls will give their left legs to be with
>>218137944women are retarded too, making casting decisions based on what they find attractive is thus retarded
>>218137548GOD BLESS RED AND HER TITS!
>>218137782She's Australian. She's always drunk.
>>218136084GoT is the goyest of goyslop and gets a bass regardless of how shitty it actually is.
>>218137974he should be played by a chad that looks like someone girls will thirst over. seems quite perfect to me
I enjoyed most of harrenhal
>>218137123nothing that happens in any of the shows is a true representation of the real story
>>218137713That outfit looks like you’d be sweltering in it and freezing at the same time.
>>218138024Daemon Souls was kino, I agree. Milly was the icing on the cake
>>218136084>season 8 is when people finally realize the show is shit even though it's been garbage since season 3
>>218136821the mother and the stranger have yet to appear
>>218138024You just want to fuck Alys, which is understandable, but the whole dream shit is garbage filler
>>218138003australians can drink without being drunk. keep up mate
>>218138035The Lady Stoneheart shit is retarded and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
Condom and Hissss: let's cast a bunch of monkees to play valyrians.
Just started a rewatch of S1 GoT, the affectional banter between Tyrion and Jaime really got me. Soul.
>>218138067Adventures of Arya and the Hound is the last kino she was involved in
>>218138052Season 8 is just when it became cool and acceptable to hate on the show.
>>218137891Yep>>218138036So perfect for a February day
>>218138057nah I liked the nightmare stuff, alys being cryptic, daemon's tantrum at the godswoodsara hess is retarded and could have prevented the whole thing having him send a ravenwhy can't it be both?
>>218138052Contrarian opinion, it wasn’t garbage until s5 but the cracks don’t start showing until the end of s2 and then fully by s3
>>218138111Trips of truth
>>218138111>>218138119I bet you also enjoy HotD, you tasteless bitches.
>>218138144Nope, just not a lobotomized contrarian retard like (You)
I'm probably thinking this a little too much but does this line mean that Dunk woke up because the two Humfreys died? Like, they sacrificed their souls to the Seven through death and the Seven gave it to Dunk?
>>218135953God that's going to look so bad in HotD
>>218138177the seven don't do sacrifices like thatif the gods intervened to kill or save it was because they deemed someone innocent or guilty
>>218138174>huurrr me liek DnD's fanfic, me loev eating doodoo fecesI'm sure you'll love season 3, faggot.
>>218138023he looks like a goblin
>>218138202If you say so. I'll admit I've never watched an ASOIAF series other than this.
>>218138024the goblin and the gypsy
>>218136084S6E9 was the Battle of the Bastards, reminder that the goyim are not people
>>218136497Either he thought no one would have the balls to challenge the Targs, and he felt secure enough to do anything. Or he really underestimated how badly his dad would handle the situation, and escalate things past the point of no return.
>>218137616whats his name?
>>218138177Dunk is literally on the chopping block, as good as dead. Only by the Gods choosing to kill someone else would allow Dunk to live.
>>218136821Wait until they notice he gets blessed by the Drowned God in season 2 and the Old Gods in 3.
>>218137548wait, is this in Algarve?Portugal mentioned!
>>218138056>the mother>yet to appearDuncan is quite literally the main character.
>>218138227cope and seethe
>>218136880>>218136821It's nothing new, people have been pointing this out since the graphic novel came out, where it's even more obvious.
>>218138229In the novels it's heavily implied that the Seven saved Davos Seaworth during the Blackwater disaster.
>i choose violence
>>218138227>>218138473Get it trough your thick skulls -most women prefer charisma over looks.
>>218138493how ?
>>218138493David was reborn amidst salt and smoke. He will burn Shreen and become Azor Ahai
>>218138803Is he a ham?
>>218138493Something saved Davos but it wasn't the Seven.
What's the most based house in GOT?
GTFO with your hideous xittertranny fanart roastie
are the Lothstons, Whents and Boltons secretly vampires?
>>218137455That movie was surprisingly good but the rape started to turn into a gag after the first time
>>218138202Can you stop posting these divine intervention fan theories as fact?
>>218138023>>218138227he reminds me of ramsayand chicks liked him
>>218138942Can you lick from my ass to my nuts?
Can we all agree Paddy is the greatest cast in all of GOT HOTD and DUNK?
>>218135871Just watched episode 5 for the first time. Are people really that amazed by this? It was pretty disappointing. Limiting it to Dunk POV meant we saw next to nothing of the actual Trial, the flashback took way too long for what it had to say. I guess the Baelor ending part was executed well but this is a 7.5 or 8 that could've been a 10 if they actually made it about the Trial.
This show sucks which is kind of a shame because it could have been good.Biggest joke is thinking I’m going to wait around until 10 pm to watch 28 minutes lmao
>>218137040Matt Smith is a very charismatic guy that radiates natural charisma and huge penis energy in real life, but he is not the right casting for Daemon.
>>218138990He single-handedly carried season 1, so yes
>>218135871>>218136271>A woman drew theseDumb bitch reversed the Baratheon sigil colours on Lyonels shield. This is a sign of bastardy in asoiaf lmao.
>>218138759as I said, I don't give a fuck what women wantit shouldn't be a factor in casting decisions>>218138943faggot
>>218138990HotD died with viserys, so most certainly yes.
>>218138990He was very good as show Viserys but as a character he was very different from book Viserys, so in that sense I can't say it's good casting. Viserys is meant to be an insufferable fat fuck that's closer overall to Aegon IV than to a tragic figure.
womens opinions = irrelevant
>>218138943Ramsay was handsome, so yeah
I need good posts, Ser Duncan. The general…
>>218138943Kinda like father and son.
cope anon, women determine if a guy is handsome or not (unless you're a faggot)
>>218139101if you rewatch the scene you can tell Baelor is blind from the start. he tries to act like he sees but he faces the wall for an awkward few seconds and only turns in the right direction once Dunk goes full "i'm your man"
>>218139047Looks better
>>218138177Why was Preston so flaggerbasted by this young septon?He’s constantly saying that the Faith of Seven is clearly inspired by Roman Catholicism, but then conveniently forgets that choir boys are a thing.
>>218139131The actor is a trans man. Simple as.
>>218135991Daenerys Targaryan, Stormborn
>>218139139wtf proof?
>episode drops at 4AM Monday here>I'll have to evade spoilers for an entire day
>>218138905vampires don't exist in ASOIAF
>>218136629Sounds like a load of Andal nonsense to me. Those trees didn't even do anything beyond letting a race of skinny nerds preserve their memories. Is that worse somehow than bloodmagicking dragon fuckers that the seven lovers embraced wholeheartedly?
>>218139175Holy shit, it's right in front of you. The high-pitched voice? The baby face? No? Okay>In 2020, LJ Bennion released the indie folk single 'TheyThem' on Spotify>In 2023, LJ Bennion starred in the 2023 queer short film 'HORMONAL' as the main protagonist Gary, a young trans man.
>>218139126Doesn't matter
>>218138990Bobby B. mogs him
>>218136084>Season 5>great to goodHow the fuck is that boring illogical slog rated so high?
>>218139222IIRC the seven lovers fought the dragon fuckershow many battles did worshipers of the old gods fight against the dragon fucking invaders?
>>218136116That's a sign of autism therefore high iq.
Is the implication that Baelor's death paid for Dunk surviving mortal wounds? I don't know how directly the Seven involve themselves in the affairs of men, but the twink septon did mention something like a death sacrifice paying for life.
>>218139292>how many battles did worshipers of the old gods fight against the dragon fucking invaders?None, they capitulated without resistance like cowards. Why?
>>218137713>>218138103
>>218136597A big sturdy bro would have an easier time staying saddled after getting hit.
>>218139260Damn that sucks. At least it can’t get any worse than HotD where a literal main character (fan-favorite Daeron) is being played by a pooner.
>>218139292>>218139312Their gods were chopped down and dead by that point no? Leave it to the starcucks to rob the world of magic and wonder.
>>218138194Everything is dark or grey with full raining
>>218139292the high septon fasted for 7 days and came out with a vision from the crone that if they fought aegon they'd all die, so the seven and oldtown knelt
>>218139274True, good art regardless
>>218139342Maybe it's thematically appropriate. Who knows, maybe twink septons of the Faith have their cocks castrated.
>>218139307The Stranger told Dunk via Daeron that he wouldn't die, but a dragon would die. Dunk could have chosen to surrender so the dragon would live, but he chose to fight anyway. The Stanger gave him a way out and he chose honor. And Baelor died so the legend of Duncan the Tall would live on.
>>218135953Here's a better art.
>>218139342It it confirmed, are we sure they're not just playing the fake Daeron? If so the showrunners saw how popular Daeron is with problematic Green fans and really decided how they can ruin it for them huh.
they're all strangers, Dunk didn't know them before the tourney
>>218139355>nothe north didn't exist?
i have a special power: if i wandered into a thread with 100 other people and made 299 replies all different from the last one, every single reply would be ignored
>>218139388was that before or after all the other battles that seven worshipers fought?
>>218138062And Beric Dondarrion getting resurrected 6 times is fine?
>>218139222the First Men fed blood to the weirwoods
>>218139452Their gods didn't have any power by that point. Anyway, yielding to the dragon cunts was just a good sense.
>>218139292>>218139312>they capitulated without resistance like cowards.Why are the First Men so craven?
>>218139192its going to be completely pozzed garbage, don't worry
>>218139453you deserve it
>>218139500And the Andals just fed the ground with their pointless battles and dynastic nonsense.
>>218139139i.e. a woman?>>218139260I guess so
>And the Andals just fed the ground with their pointless battles and dynastic nonsense.
>>218139529Southcucks always go on about savage northerners this and honor-bound fools that but those same northerners not throwing their lives away pointlessly is bad somehow?
>>218139453make better posts fag
>>218139539nah it's probably gonna be really cool. actually
>>218139529Cowardice is a virtue.
>>218139115:(
>>218139583my posts are literally all on topic and i watch all the (You)s get collected by dumping actress images without context or a screencap of what reddit thinks
>>218139529ov vejes!resisting invaders is antivalyrian, deragonbe a good boy and capitulate your homeland to foreigners
i just dont fucking get how they are going to end daemon story without nettlesrhaenyra ask daemon to get rid of her because shes also a bastard with a dragon, but rhaena is daemon's true born daughter. rhaenyra has no reason to ask the sane thing.i know they just wanted to do more with rhaena's actress but jesus chirst this is actually fucking terrible, to this day my biggest problem with the show.
>>218139626>i just dont fucking get how they are going to end daemon story without nettlesDidn't they say one of his daughters will replace her role?
>>218139609
>>218139643anon he literally just explained why rhaena can't really replace her
>>218139567Cope, Andals are bloodthirsty savages hiding behind their pretty religion.
>people are still trying to understand the "rules" of magic when the fat man never cared about ithes a character guy, not a worldbuilding guythis is the main reason why preston is retarded
>>218139668kosher post
>>218139615By all means, sacrifice your armies and your ancient bloodlines to the fire.
All will bear witness to the Hightower supremacy
>>218139675He's not the first."Chronicles of the Black Company," or the stories set in Hyperborea, also don't.
>>218139677T. went to war because of some jew's i.e Littlefinger's machinations.
>>218139695-ACK
>>218139675magic doesn't have "rules" and there's no safe or consistent way to use it, you're entirely at the mercy of whatever entity you're channeling power fromthat's it
>>218139695>Hightower descendent smiling at dead T*rgBeautiful.
Maekar related post credit scene thingy comingWhat do we think it is?
>>218139675The only real rule seems to be that it usually gets powered by sacrificing humans.
>>218139668Weird how it took them 4 seasons to show the devastation the war brought even though we were with Arya in the riverlands and shit.
who would be the best hockey player from asoiaf
>>218135953Unironically Sonne
>>218136084Regardless of anything you can say, and you are mostly right, season 6 delivered, it doesn't matter what but what matters is that it delivered, season 5 and 7 are the weird ones here, season 7 is worse than season 8 by any means possible, and season 5 is just mostly shit even if it isn't as bad as 7 and 8.
>>218139739is the giant mutant targaryen involved in dunk and egg or is that a different time period? Only cool bit of lore I've ever heard from GoTslop.
>>218139720>dilettante dabbling in magic vs hyperautists who have been studying it for thousands of yearsThis bitch is getting cooked alive by Leyton's Eye of Sauron-like laser beam.
>>218139668The most successful Northern house and fan favourite is House Manderly. Literal Andal newcomers from the Reach who built the North's only city and economic hub because Northerners were apparently too stupid to innovate themselves. Also the North fully adopted Andal language, steel, farming techniques and andal cavalry all while bemoaning "muh southrons".
>>218139755Harrenhall scenes were pretty harrowing. Well up until the castle became a moody decoration for Arya's summer internship with wise but stern grandpa Tywin.
>>218139799Hightower is crumbling down quicker than a maester than clink the two links of his chains together once he reaches there. One look at Silence and the men will piss themselves
>>218136026A cadet branch was not a issue as long as only targs had dragons: in this contest a loyal half brother as a major vassal had more upsides than downsides
>>218139797after they die
>>218139845ah shit
>>218139807We're talking about the morality or culture? Either way, most northerners are loyal as fuck. Starks wasted their lives and allowed their lands to be devastated because they got tangled up in southern political bullshit.
>>218136547Rhaeghar trained hard and eventually from a bookish kid became a decent Fighter: but he was never a top tier. Robert destroys him on a 1v1 duel 99% of the situationsIndeed, Harrenhall was the first and only joust he every won
>>218139807The ancient Starks were brutal bastards, they had to be to keep people like the Boltons in line. Always remember that story of one Stark king performing human sacrifice on some captured Andal invaders and hanging their entrails from the Winterfell weirwood branches
>>218138990I'm willing to admit current Aegon II picked up where Paddy left off, I genuinely only watched S2 because of him.
>>218135991Khaleesi
What am I doing in CK3
What time does it drop? Or how long until it does?
>>218139837Ironcucks are only capable of raiding unsuspecting targets by surprise and crumble against real opposition, which is why they got embarrassed in their last rebellion. The Hightower has been standing for longer than ironcucks have walked on two feet and will remain so.
>>218139072>He was very good as show Viserys but as a character he was very different from book Viserys, so in that sense I can't say it's good casting.Even George said he was an improvement over the character he wrote.
>>218139860Funny how what actually devastated Stark lands was Iron Islanders(one raised by Starks) and other northerners(so much for muh loyalty). Also the major Stark loyalist house from the books is once again Andal House Manderly lmao.
The most retarded part of ASOIAF is how often high lords duel each other.Robert and Rhaegar never would have fought each other. Not in any world where the author doesn't contrive it.
>>218138990Like Atlas holding the world up, he carried S1 HOTD. Godly performance.
>>218137013>injuredwe don't even know if it was Rhaegar who injured Robert and regardless the wound was minor enough that Robert sent his maester to Barristan first and was only a few hours behind Ned because he was there when Tywin presented the fresh corpses of Rhaegar's children. Basically a scratch that got cleaned up while the rest of the army got ready to march, Ned just took the vanguardRhaegar got fucking mogged, the best compliment he gets is that he fought bravely(not well)
>>218139911like 7.5h
>>218136497As Maester Aemon said, prophecies killed more targs than anything else: other targs includedRhaeghar must had read the Song of Ice/Aegon's Dreams somewhere in the Red Keep and convinced himself he was the promised hero.So he started to live with a 24/7 Main Character syndrome and tought everything in some ways would go on bis favor because muh predestination
>>218139917The fagtower will crumble quicker than they can turn their flame green in fear. Silence will both be the only vessel left standing and the only sound you'll hear in Oldtown after he's done slaughtering every last one of them
>>218139961Yeah this is pretty clear when Rhaegar tells Jaime he was going to change things once he got back from battle, he fully expected he was going to defeat Robert
>>218139965We’ll find out if fatman ever finishes or someone uses AI to follow the story to it’s natural conclusion. It’s the only use I see for it.
>>218136174test
>>218139908RHAEGAR NO
its gonna be a dragon-squid hybrid
>>218139987you know that someone could just write it themselves, right
>>218139879https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Theon_Starkhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Wolf%27s_Denyou got these two distinct events confused anon
>>218139797Who?Maelys the monstrous?
>>218139934Guess the mountain clans, Umbers, Glovers just don't exist. Retard.
>>218140008>watchmen plot but in westerosBRAVO GURM
>>218139807Manderly's are an ancient First Man house from the Reach even if they follow the seven. White Harbor was left undeveloped after a Stark cadet branch got too rich and tried to overthrow the Starks, so the Starks left it relatively unused until they found the perfect House to manage itManderly's are seen as outsiders, so no matter how rich and powerful they get they can never fuck with the Starks or the rest of the North will gladly help crush them
is there a bigger midwit theory than the dogged insistence that Tyrion is a secret Targ?
>>218139921He says that shit a lot, remember Shae the funny hooar? Anyway, he's right about Vizzy T, yeah.
>>218140006>my years of planning are finally coming to fruition, the lords have seen how insane my father is at Harrenhal over the last few days and the great house alliances are coming together to peacefully remove my father>i-is that a 14 year old northern tomboy that is critical to these alliances!?>i-im going to COOM, her scrawny, narrow, undeveloped hips are surely the best option to push out the 3rd head of the dragon. I can't wait another minute, I must crown her in front of the realm!>ACKwhat the fuck was his problem?
>>218140008Pls make this with AI
>>218140006Why do we pretend that Ck2 has more content again>>218140071He based
>>218139917Its not as if Oldtown is impregnable, we know of multiple instances of it being sacked.Then the Hightowers sent away enough of their levies with Mace's army to have to train new recruits and they don't have a navy to contest the ironborn blockade and raids on their equally levy-less bannermen chipping away at Hightower authority and denying the city the supplies it needs to function.There's a reason why the Oldtowners put their faith in a deus ex turris.
>>218139965And then Euron woke up.
>>218140011Who?
>>218140008>Oh CTHULHUSSY.... UWU
>>218140095>his men conquer fagtower without him even having to be awake for itEasy as fuck
>>218140008>Bran got paralyzed faster than he could process what he was seeing and get his first bonerSad story desu. I hope he gets to commit some abominations i.e crank one out in Hodor's skin.
>>218139292>targs said they'd leave the Old Gods alone>knew they could use the weirwood arrows to kill the dragons any time they wanted anywaywasn't worth the North's time as long as the inbreds stayed below the Neck and didn't fuck with their trees
>>218140087I thought about playing a CK mod, but then I remembered that everyone I ever knew would be dead within 50 to a 100 years
>>218139937>The most retarded part of ASOIAF is how often high lords duel each othertrue, but robert vs rhaegar is probably the worst example you could've picked. robert was so fucking pissed at rhaegar specifically it makes some sense he would single him out and hunt him down on the battlefield, even if it was retarded.
>>218140138Nah, I'm saying he was dreaming said conquest, but it's not surprising you didn't get it: a single Chadtower has more braincells than the entire population of the iron islands.
>>218139047And you think these rabble read the books ? kek
>>218140087I forget, why didn't he btfo Rhaenyra again? Dance of Dragons should've been a three-way.
>>218140225>>218140225>>218140225migrate
>>218140094>Then the Hightowers sent away enough of their levies with Mace's army to have to train new recruits and they don't have a navy to contest the ironborn blockade and raids on their equally levy-less bannermen chipping away at Hightower authority and denying the city the supplies it needs to function.Where did that information come from?
>>218140181No he was dreaming about bringing the Wall down, because conquering fagtower isn't even a challenge for him. His own men can do that without breaking a sweat, and they'll splatter every gray rat's brain on the cobblestone pathways
>>218139312>That troon in the second picture
>>218139453>with 100 other peopleall me
