Kanar with Damar EditionPrevious: >>218127741
star trek sex with shran
Just finished DS9 and the last season was ass.
>>218143641yes
>>218143641You're relieved of duty.
>>218143641Overall though how did you like it? Do you have a favorite episode and character? What did you think of Ezri?
Was this supposed to be comically evil or unironically based
>>218143677This post is suspicious.
>>218143698sex with Hoshi
Trek TriviaE: A Cute
>>218143698Both, and the mirror universe two-parter manages to cram in more characterisation than the entirety of ENT.also,>T'Pol in the miniskirt uniformUNF
>>218143741This is from the cruise.
>>218143721
Started replying right before the last thread died>>218131925Yeah. I got up to Sector 5 on my first run before restarting, and am back up to that on my new run where I go out of my way to recruit everyone I possibly can.>Carey (just don't >Kunut (Kazon you rescue. Just don't let the Kazon on Voyager to check on him, then give them the ship back)>Telek R'Mor (time displaced Romulan. Acquiring him is pretty simple. You make the experimental beacon, beam him over, try to send him back and then cancel once there's a problem mid-transport. Convince him to stay on the ship or he just leaves the game entirely)>Both Klingon and Human B'elanna (saving both B'elannnas requires you to pass, then fail, then pass three checks. Fail the first, Klingon dies. Succeed the second, Human turns back into a Hybrid. Fail the third, Human dies.) Took ~30 save-scum attempts for me to get that result>Tuvix (objectively a bad choice since you lose out on Tuvok's logs, which are half of the game's already limited voice acting, but his combat ability isn't half bad)>Danara Pel (day 1 DLC. The side mission isn't visible on the map until you enter its system)My next step is surviving the main story Kazon battle and then trying to redeem Seska (which apparently makes Chakotay leave the crew)My biggest disappointment in the game is that when you get replacement characters (Tuvix and split B'elannas) they aren't factored into the storyline (the dialogue choices for the original characters are greyed out and you won't see ones for the new characters) and their roles on the bridge are replaced by generic characters with no real personality. Fucking Kunut even has parts of the story that are affected by his presence!
>>218143850She’s a babe
>>218143872>Carey (just don't accuse him of being the traitor. Easiest hero recruit in the game)How did that get cut off?
>>218143872Ima need a qrd on this puppy.
>>218143641I never got this, the first few episodes and the last arc are awesome, it's just the middle bit that sucks.
>>218143872chakotay leaves? large victory
>>218143741Chick’n tendi
>>218143809Deckfags turned basically all of these things into bronycons
Why Sisko fat
>>218143906New Voyager game. Gameplay is pretty bare bones, and the ship combat is mobile game-tier. Semi-roguelike (think frostpunk or FTL, but easier) where the map and resource layout is different every run, while the main and side missions are the same. Replayability is more based on what research you choose to do, the occasional what-if change to a story mission and what crew are alive. Not a bad way to waste a weekend, but there are better games out there.Also, the only cast member voice acting in the game are the personal logs of Tuvok and Paris at the beginning of every chapter. If either of them die or "die"(like Tuvok becoming Tuvix) then you lose out on that character's logs for the rest of the run.I have no idea what Trek youtubers are good or not, so here's a vod of a stream I watched last night from a guy who knows WAY too much about 40k poop lore https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2702164163Just skip through it, or look up a review on youtube.
*sip*
>>218144078Is that any better than a hospice?
>>218144522I don't appreciate your tone.
>>218144094It happened to everyone. Some got it worse than others.
>>218144536I realized they start wearing almost invisible belts on their uniforms in the later seasons of TNG the other day
>>218143741Prime?
Was trek always progressive?
>>218144438>dem hips
>>218144639Yes, but there are a lot of caveats attached to that yes
>>218144662I think it's appropriate that they be listed.
>>218144438We're supposed to believe some Cardassians were forced to straighten their hair or something right
>>218144438>>218143741How are the Nielsen ratings looking?
how you gonna say your people were be persecuted and genocided when you got warp field engineers right out the gate
>>218144746IT'S THE BIGGEST SHOW STREAMING RIGHT NOW
>>218144639What does progressive mean? It strived to reach the ideals of the enlightenment. Some progressives nowadays think that’s a form of white supremacy.
>>218144866stream of piss more like
>>218144746It's jobbing to NCIS
>>218144438NIGGERIGGER
>>218145053That's enough.
>>218145074It's never enough.
>Sisko retires to Bajor>climate too cold for blacksmfw
What combination species would be the most popular genre of interracial porn in the 24th century?
TNG > TOS > ENT so far. I haven't seen DS9 or VOY yet. I'm on Season 7 TNG Episode 8
>>218145428TOS1&2 > TNG
>>218145561seasons 1 & 2 WITH the movies, that is. the tng films drag it down significantly.
>>2181453938672 & Voth
>>218145393probably klingon x anyone else since they have two cocks
Bloody resisting basterd. Your vay of life is over only, you exist to saarvice us now only. Bloody resisting is pagal bullshit. Ok thankyouverymuch ve vill avive soon teekh hai
It was a fire hazard
>>218143608Why were Damar and Weyoun in Vic Fontaine's program?
How does Barclay have a spider-like ancestor? The last common ancestor of chordates and arthropods would have been a tiny, simple worm-like creature in the ocean. Does Barclay perhaps have some alien ancestry? Considering this episode was written by Braga, perhaps he was sowing the seeds for the history between Humans and the Xindi.
>computer generate an opponent capable of defeating Data>computer delete program >computer generate an opponent capable of defeating Data>computer delete program >computer generate an opponent capable of defeating Data>computer delete program Heh heh heh
>>218143872>no one able to find the saboteur due to Tuvix and the Be'lanna split>finally get to the final fight of the sector>half my rooms get blown up in a cutscene>barely manage to win the space fight (Voyager decided to spend a solid minute firing its weapons into space while attempting to ram (flying circles INSIDE of) Culluh's ship>barely manage to win the away mission>Seska dies in a cutscene because of the final decision I made in the away missionFuck it, I'll recruit her in another mode run.
Klingon are samurai with the emotional and impulse control of black ppo I just realized
>>218145789They also fundamentally misunderstand how introns work. It's just a shit episode
>>218145734Did you find your kneepads?
>>218145887Weren't they pretty much originally Mongols and Soviets.
>>218145789He swallowed a lot of spiders in his sleep and they merged with his DNA.
>>218144746IT’S DOING GREAT CHUDDIE
>>218145428A fair rating. You’ll probably end up liking ENT the least. DS9 and VOY usually battle for the spot next to eachother.I hope you still liked ENT though, nonetheless! It was kind of hated in its time because it had big shod to fill and general audiences just had Trek fatigue by the 00s. But looking back with hindsight I think people generally now think ENT is pretty passable and okay
>>218145903Did you kneepads aren't mentioned once in all of star trek proper?
>>218143608Who was the Epstein of Star Trek? My vote goes to Dukat.
>>218145742i could be lying but I swear I saw Ira Steven Behr in those scenes too
>>218143608Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>218146352ENT is only being reevaluated because the P+ shows are so much worse. It aired during the golden age of television. Of course it got left in the dust. If the streaming shows were a return to form, ENT would have stayed forgotten.
>>218143608/tv/, I'm here to relieve you of command of the /tv/prise.
>>218144639the first interracial kiss on american tv was in an episode of the original series
>>218146246
>>218145889Hopefully this writer read up on evolution so he doesn't fuck it up again in a later show. :^)
>Have you ever used the holodeck to recreate a fantasy where Counselor Troi shoots chocolate milk out of her breast at you?
Is the Voyager game a sign that TruTrek is on its way back? Should I buy it to show my support?
>>218146619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
How did the OG TOS Boomers react to Klingons being completely reinvented for TNG? Was it anything like how TNGeezers reject STD's Klingorcs? Or did no one really care about consistent worldbuilding back then?
/trek/ gets in free
>>218146685The Klingon redesign was eased in with the TOS movies. I started with TNG so I may be biased but they look way better than anything before or since.
>this was a real episode and not a fever dream I once had
>>218146760lots of stuff from my childhood is like that
>>218146685No one cared because the soviet union didn't exist anymore
>>218146789
>>218146685Bumpy headed Klingons started with the movies you dishonest nigger.
>>218144522yes?ponyfags are subhuman, and deckfags are less than subhuman.
>>218147126You're replying to an LDfag, of course he didn't watch anything beyond his manchild cartoon
>>218145393Borg Bang Bus
>>218143698>>218143721So does the mirror universe follow technological at the same pace? Why is it that every time there is a cross-over, both universes have similar levels of technology?
>>218146789Sure that isn’t Star Games?
How closely does DS9 stick to the space station throughout the series? I’m only through a season but lowkey burned out on the station and bajorans/cardassians already
>>218146482>takes meds>stops questioning its genderRiker beats up nurses at the psyche wardand beams back to the ship like nothing happened
>>218147225>Nutrek fan begging /tv/ to give the newest show a chance
>>218144438>cardassians domesticated>romulans domesticated>klingons domesticated >jem’hadar domesticatedSo humanity achieved a total victory in the end. Is that right?
>>218147126They still looked and acted quite differently, fake fan.
>>218147254Season 1-2 is difficult to get into but just keep watching. It took me 2 or 3 times over the years to finally break into it.
>>218147254A new overarching antagonist faction and ship that they use for more adventures outside of the station are introduced at the end of season 2/start of season 3 precisely in response to complaints like yours.
>>218144438>>218144746I think I finally figured out what they are planning with this series. It's a real life The Producers scam. Think about it. They greenlit it for two seasons, but both seasons were ordered at the same time. Presumably, the checks have already been cut, and the budget is assigned. But what happens to all that money for season 2, if they can make a 1st season so bad that they get the series canceled and written off as a tax deduction before the 1st season even finishes airing. Who keeps the money when that money gets written off as a loss? Someone is going to pocket HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars off this shit. Screenshot this post.
>>218147254They get a ship in the third season and the show becomes infinitely better around that time.
>>218147445>they just write it off Jerryanyways, that’s not how the scheme from the producers worked.
>>218147445It’s a show made to look good to shareholders on quarterly growth charts. They can lie through their teeth like “We’ve seen strong viewership growth in the 18-29 demographic due to Starfleet Academy”. Meanwhile it’s people signing up for UFC and South Park.
>>218147445>It's a real life The Producers scamIt's been this way since Kurtzman helped write the HACK SHIT that is the JJ films and then Paramount was like>here go make STD!>*gets cancelled*>Yeah well we are still going to let you make a million more shows anyways, nepo chosen one! Here is an unlimited budget!
>>218147558It’s a show made because it was in the pipeline for 10 years and probably already cost 10 mill by the time it was ready to go into production. It’s that 30 Rock joke where they spent 20 million retooling a sitcom and it ended up as Jenna’s horror thriller b-movie
>>218147558>It’s a show made to look good to shareholders on quarterly growth chartsIt's not even doing that though
>>218147619Every show, movie, and game coming out now was written during the pandemic era. It’s so obvious they were made with a Biden or Harris presidency in mind.
>tfw no evil granola mom gf to force you into The Box whenever you look at your phone
>>218147751when I tried to watch season 5 of Fargo it was painfully obvious it was being written when the tiger king meme show was going on. It’s like you can hone in on a writer’s direct social media feed and all the memes and discourse they’re being exposed to in modern writing
Everyone shits on Neelix for his jealousy, but no one acknowledges that he was right about Tom seducing Kes away from him as shown by them getting together in several futures.
>>218147751>>218147802Immersion-killing and awful. Yeah, I get what you guys mean
>>218147761I forgot about this episode
>>218147821>gotta lock down that naive 2 year old asapHe wasn’t wrong but also he couldn’t compete with Paris
>>218147802Honestly this goes for a lot of writers. It's just easier to see these days.
>>218147894In the past the stuff being fed into their brains was much more variable. Not all homogenized by aggregate media
>>218147761Sisko acting way out of character and letting this woman half his size torture him. Federation ideals, my ass. Anyone would have launched that witch into the sun once they figured out what she was doing. >We must be better men, O’brien
>>218147821>Everyone shits on Neelix for his jealousyI don't think that's the reason, anon.
>>218146619
>>218147943Marry me hoshi
>>218147272Yeah but the Betazoids won in the end.
>>218147967she's way out of your league. a neet shutin like you has nothing to offer a dynamic woman like her
>>218148048
>>218144579Huh? I never noticed, do you have any pictures
>be doctor >take Hippocratic oath>kill a nigga>don’t even give a fuck>end the episode having a drink cheerfully gabbing with Guinan
>>218147445yes, and it took a fat nobody living in a filthy hovel to unravel the conspiracy. as if. get over yourself
>>218148093Do boomers and Gen Xers really find this shit funny?
>>218148048>confusing Brazillion for a BillionThis was originally a George bush joke 20 or 30 years ago. Mother fucker.
>>218148101Here it is on Jean Luc
>>218148114hippocratic oath doesn't apply to whatever the fuck that dude was
>>218148124Comedy was better before post post post irony
>>218148151I always thought that was just the hem of their shirts
>>218148124I'm a genXer and yes it's funny. I think dad jokes unlock when you have kids. Do you have kids?
>>218147329why would you make such an effort when there are literally piles of better content out there? this is like trying to jack off to a current picture of your grandma.
Once More Unto the Breach is fucking kino. Might be the best Klingon episode
>>218148186> there are literally piles of better content out thereBecause there aren’t?
>>218148120shouldn't you be looking for a new job instead of shitposting on 4chin??
>>218147225Kind of hard to believe Happy The Clown was played by Daran Norris, who also played the Club Scum MC in "Hobgoblins", and the voice of Spotswood in "Team America: World Police".
>>218147254Much like TNG it gets exponentially better with each season, halfway through season two I think you start to see them figuring out what direction they want to take the show, season 3 onwards is when it hits the ground running. It's weird though, people talk about how hard it is to get into DS9 even though I think its first two seasons are leaps and bounds ahead of TNG's.
>>218148186>this is like trying to jack off to a current picture of your grandma.She's dead so a bone for a bone. Homeopathic magic and what not. Get on my level.
>>218147220lazy writing
>>218145789With all the space radiation they've been subjected to, their DNA is basically a cesspool at this point. Plus, there was the whole "Planet Of The Apes" B-plot that they're loathe to admit to.
>>218148138how would you know? are you old?>>218148181they have kids, but not in the way you're thinking
>>218148203Been retired for years.
>>218148358>they have kids, but not in the way you're thinkingI can't make you. But I'm asking. Please don't be gross. Pic unrelated.
>>218148408Favorite Medicare part????
>>218148545>Please don't be grossThis is an unredacted picture of that child. and you call ANON gross?
Troi and Worf getting together was so unnatural. Just rewatched the episode
>>218148589Worf getting together with anyone is unnatural. he fucking sucks
>>218148557Beverly can suck my brains out anytime
>>218148557I'm not on any pharmaceuticals. I take care of my health the old-fashioned way–by being active and eating right.
>>218148635How many times do you get up in the night to urinate
>>218148706That's preferable to the way you wet the bed & don't even wake up. You should be embarrassed by that at your age.
>>218148851Bro I'm a prostate buddy quit being a grumpy gus
>>218148220TNG's first 2 seasons are worse but in very strange ways that make them interesting to watch. There isn't much else out there with that weird Roddenberry cult vibe of S1.
>>218148948
>>218148589I found most Trek romances unnatural. Even one of the better-handled ones (Paris/Torres) comes out of nowhere.
>>218148492these are ancient
Were the spikes fashion or part of their anatomy?
>>218149155hair pins, maybe bone?
>>218146508I bet Admiral Bitchayev gives mean dome. Imagine those beady eyes looking up at you with a cock hunger.
>>218149025Yeah you're not old. If you are, saw palmetto.
>>218149080Only Trip/Tupal you see coming from a mile away.
>>218149155One of the best trek lolis
>>218149558NTA but I enjoyed that aspect of ENT, while finding all the inter-romantic aspects of TNG cringey and uncomfortable. I thought trip and t'pol was great
>>218149558you could only really see archer/tpol failing hard in the beginning
>>218149616Tpol and Trip lube each other up with disinfectant in episode 1
>>218149616they were and that just seemed wrong somehow
>>218149616>archer/tpol
>>218149641trip got pregnant
>>218149962>trip gets raped>t'pol says it's his own fault
>>218149588Don't say that.
>>218150105He was totally asking for it to be fair.
>>218147761>black Starfleet captain gets an episode where he's forced to work in the fields>series ends with him abandoning his son and pregnant wife>post-series they confirm he never came back
>>218150196his adult son who we already know from the visitor is much better for the loss. should have taken kasidy though.
>>218150196There’s also the episode where the Vulcan captain writes papers about how he’s a prime example of why humans are the nigger of the alpha quadrant
>>218149155for me,, it's unnamed illegal alien #12
>>218150253Adorable
It would be faster for Voyager to set course for the gamma quadrant wormhole than it would Earth right?
>>218150253Shes playing hide the...
>>218146760>>218146789the face in the bubble was played by "Kramer" from the show within the show Seinfeld.
Final frontier really isn’t that bad…
>>218150196Why did he get mad about entering a 1960's casino when he had no problem getting on a 16th century sailboat?
>>218150701Was that after he knew he was a wormhole alien? Wormhole alien privilege cancels out black grievance.
Sex with Jazdia Dax
>>218148114Kek are you that guy on /a/ who gets mad at Frieren killing Demons?
>>218148557>images you can tasteWhy don't glow sticks taste good anymore bros
>>218151202No. I was watching the episode and turned it off right before that scene and then resumed it a day or two later so the tone shift was stark and it was really jarring just clicking play and Crusher immediately shoots a hole through a guy
>>218151174Worf sitting in the cuck chair
>>218150438There is all sorts of cope about this, generally people say this is impossible because it takes voyager through borg space
>>218151287Klingons do not sit in the cuck chair. It is not…honorable
>>218143641Not that much
>>218148114The "do no harm" part of the Hippocratic oath is in regards to a doctor's patients, not someone trying to kill you
>>218148221>pic relatedThe trailer for this movie somehow found its way onto a ton of VHDs and DVDs for old b-movies in the 2000s and I kept seeing it over and over again. That trailer became an iconic part of my childhood and it still lives rent free in my head.
>>218151453Reminds me of one of Phlox's most based lines.>It's unethical to harm a patient. I can inflict as much pain as I like.
>>218151622What a creepy little fuck
>>218150253>some set hand is throwing a chicken into frame off-screen but you only see Scottish cunny
>>218149608Hold me Thrill me Kiss me
>>218151945I find ENT's gratuitous fanservice tolerable entirely because T'Pol is the sexiest woman in all of Trek.
>>218152025she's sex objecty not sexy
>>218152025Everybody thought she was ugly in grade school... Or maybe it was just her I can't remember.
>>218152038Shut up Malcolm
>>218152025I can't make up my mind between T'Pol and Hoshi
>>218152025>T'Pol is the sexiest woman in all of TrekI dunno. I'd throw my vote in for Yeoman Rand.
>Our society extracts memories from victims of crime to use as evidence. Therefore, we know Paris murdered a man because he is on the recording murdering him.>What if someone tampers with the recordings?>What?
>>218151453There are more phaser settings than disintegrate however. But my main problem was that she killed a person and was completely unfazed. I feel like it should be a bit more of a moment of levity
>>218152329>ah…those weird letters and symbols were schematics being smuggled off planet? I thought it was part of the whole thing
>>218152184WTF is that comic?
>>218151945When we getting the gay klingon version of this in starfleet academy?
>>218151910>>218150253Isn’t this the society where they decide they need to have reverse harems for genetic diversity?
>>218145178Did it not bother anyone else that changelings not only have their face resemble odo's but also the hair? And the few we see also wear that lame ass pink dress of whatever. I didnt think much of it at first but I find it odd now that im rewatching it.
>>218152633They’re just emulating him so he doesn’t feel retarded because he sucks at shapeshifting
>>218152702Well we see that one dude who posed as a romulan and the other who mugged odo on earth by being different people.I just find it weird that when they weren't posing as someone else they went with that shit look
>>218152807I always figured it was just less effort.
hello /trek/al is teaching ensign ro laren how to perform dark magicksthis reign will last a thousand years
>>218151945This made the gay 00s millennial/gen-x (worst generation ever) cry and want to put the entire franchise on ice btw
Thinking food?
>>218146740that's one zesty klingon
Should I watch Voyager or go straight into BSG? I know Ronnieleft the writers room after whatever happened. Enjoyed DS9 thoroughly.
>>218154339>Levar Burton as the new SpockFucking lol. Media journos have always been retarded
>>218155432Voyager is watchable, and occasionally strays into peak trek territory but overall is kinda mediocre.It largely still has the trek feeling though so if you want more trek it's worth giving it a go. There is a handful of really good eps, but the premise is wasted and many episodes feel like dumb redos of TNG and TOS stories.I havent seen BSG yet, planning to soon so I can't really make a judgement on that
>>218155432Give VOY a watch if you still want more trek but just know it has some of the worst episodes from the franchise as a whole but it also has incredibly great episodes. So the highs are high and the lows are really low. Overall its pretty mid though. Never seen BSG, but i should.
>>218155841>Never seen BSG, but i should.That's putting it mildly.
>>218155605It was a National Enquirer story. Not journalistic enough to call it journalism.
>>218155841>So the highs are high and the lows are really low.
>>218143641>last season was assit burned me out, i was fine for 7 seasons, and then BAM, i just cant take this shit anymore. i was so burned out, i fast forwarded through most of the last episode.its actually quite incredible, i still rate the entire show 9/10.it would be 10/10 if the last season wasnt so fucking AWFUL.
>>218157128Do you feel the same way about TNG? Because that’s how I feel about TNG, I hate to say
>>218157237TNG had a decent last season, it was way better compared to DS9. Enterprise had the best last season, imo (except the last episode of course lol). And Voyager, despite its flaws, had a decent last season, too.
>>218157128I still don't understand why they chose to take up 3 or 4 episodes and suddenly make Obrien an undercover secret agent, but just with 'Starfleet Intelligence' and not Section 31. It makes no sense canonically after the shit Bashir had to go through with Sloan.
>>218157414i think that was more for ezri
Just watched Court MartialKind of a dogshit episode and I think the worst of the trial episodes of Star TrekThey spend a bunch of time setting up the prosecution and defense attorney and ultimately the lawyers dont really do anything and the science is retarded I think the only positive is that Kirk gave a cool speech
>>218157620Classic kirk
>>218157620they can't have a court martial because Starfleet is not a military
>>218157772star fleet is a militaryanything suggesting otherwise is the delusional ramblings of a hippie writer with no concept of reality
>>218157827nope. you are wrong NOT a military because Gene was a hippie
>>218157827Space police/coast guard/NOAA
>>218157827>>218157969>>218158216Again, this is bad worldbuilding.Starfleet wears many hats, and it is all vague and unclear, even though it already fought in wars as early as TOS against Klingons and Romulans.Literally one line is necessary:"Starfleet’s first role is exploration and science. However, in times of war, it serves as the defense force of the Federation."
Schrödinger’s Navy - both military and not military.If Starfleet is successor to the space agencies there should have been successor to military branches OR just have it all focused on exploration without the Klingon and Romulan nonsense
>>218158750>>218158216gene was a weeb so its japanese self-defense force coded
>>218158750The Federation fought wars against the Klingons and Romulans. The Federation is not Starfleet. Starfleet is only one part of the federation. The federation also includes many other races that have their own independent warships, like the Vulcans. Trying to argue that Starfleet is a stand in for the military is willfully ignorant at best, especially when they've done multiple episodes where Starfleet encounters more militaristic factions and we can see the differences side by side
>2nd playthrough of Voyager:>2 B'lonnas: dead>Kazon dude: recruited>Seska: ditched with angry Kazon>Ship: not 2 seconds from disintegrating/mutineeSo far so good, Ensign Lani is cuter than B'lonna anyway. Next up is Scorpion, this game clips along through the episodes quickly.
>>218159611>The federation also includes many other races that have their own independent warships, like the VulcansWhen was that stated?And why were Kirk and Picard constantly provoking the Romulans by spending time near the border? What were they 'exploring' there?
>>218159802>And why were Kirk and Picard constantly provoking the Romulans by spending time near the border? What were they 'exploring' there?deez nuts
>>218159757your not going to make it to 8472 you keep going this way
>>218159802Vulcans at the very least are shown to have their own ships multiple times
>>218159909>Captain, nothing is appearing on sensors.>Enhance magnification, Mr. Spock.
>>218159611Did the 'Vulcan navy' fight in dominion war? in what episode?
>>218159984What way? I already did the bit where you first encounter their bioship among the Borg debris field and everybody made it back from that mission just fine. Kazon Dude is a surprisingly good crewman, I like the cut of his jib. Also Seska is certainly dead by now and in no way will ever come back to bite me in the ass, surely.
>>218160099no belanna is going to make scorpion difficult, idk haven't tried what you are trying yet, just sounds risky
Where can I get a torrent of DS9?
>>218160275The internet
>>218160275on the internet lad, you might be surprised to find you are on it right now
>>218160320>>218160327>XD
>Computer, display search results for "download free star track torrent .mp4 online free"
>>218160604Open yandex and disengage safety protocols
>>218159757>this game clips along through the episodes quicklyDoes it actually follow the plot/episode order of the show? I was hoping it would be more like FTL with a startrek reskin. more randomized roguelike encounters, randomly generated maps, etc
Most obvious writer's fetish moment in Star Trek?
>>218160886The writer's fetish is being homosexual?
>>218160886>So, do you ladies enjoy... K-Pop?
>>218160886Any and all bizarre shit in TNG S1
>>218160886An asian incel actually being attractive to women? It may be a fetish but I can only suspend my disbelief so much
>>218161122>>218160886it is also my belief that harry kim was intended to be young teen wesleyesque shortround for VOY and not an adult
>>218161122He literally has to fight them off, what are you talking about?
>>218157062>Geez 7, you're hungry again already?
>>218160886The Beverly Crusher ghost romance episode
>>218161497Yikes forgot about that
>>218160803Sort of, I skipped the Tuvix episode by accident just because I didn't want to stop somewhere when I was on the way to something else.
>>218160040I don't remember, did that happen outside of ENT?
>>218161708happened in every series, vulcan science directorate(?) was leading gamma quadrant exploration in ds9
>>218161497>>218161540
Is combat supposed to just break mid-fight? All the commands stop working without any apparent cause and I die.
>>218160949do you think he told his gf he was from an alternate universe when he got back?
>>218161861probably not since he just told her not to worry about his schizo behavior when he was in the wrong timeline
>>218161039TNG S1 was a game of chicken between the writers and the censors to what they could get away with on a family show. It was probably the Bugs Bunny effect where they pitched something outrageous first so what they really wanted would sound more tame. >Can we show women wearing softcore porn outfits?>Of course not!>Okay how about outfits that you could show on a Victoria's Secret catalogue?>Ugh. Fine
>>218162086The black planet episode “Code of Honor” where the alien knee-grows kidnap Tasha Yar
>>218162162
>>218143641Ds9 was swirling the drain for the last two seasons
>>218162276no, season 6 is obviously peak
>>218160886>Rus.Eng.SubsWhy
>>218162318I download shit from Russian trackers because they have the most seeders.
>>218162162They had no racial sensitivity advisors in 1987.>>218162252
I thought season 7 of DS9 was actually quite good. I can't in good faith call a season with episodes like treachery, siege, paper moon, inter arma, and the last arc, a bad season.
>>218161611that's a little disapointing. I was kinda hoping they would make it more roguelike, so people could add in other ships/crews/scenarios with mods or DLC
>>218162332enjoy your botnet
>>218162297Peak of the swirl
>>218162376The alternate paths are still neat regardless, and there are plenty of procedurally generated resource-gathering missions as well as optional sidestory quests. I just finished Scorpion and Kes left like in the show (I think I could've gotten her to stay by letting Tuvok guide her?) but somehow wound up with 7 of 9 AND 9 of 9, plus a third unnamed Borg.
10 of 12
>>218162372The general quality of the episodes is as good as most other seasons, but its marred by a few really annoying character decisions. Most notably with Dukat and Dax, and Worf by proxy too.Also the prophets conclusion is pretty meh, but they kinda wrote themselves into a corner for it.
>>218163279typical networks for you, always pursuing prophets over people
>>218163279I'm a bit contrarian in that, I didn't mind Dukats arc. I thought there was enough decent build up to him becoming a bonkers lunatic to make it feel natural, dude was a huge narcissist and suffered a tremendously embarrassing defeat and lost his daughter within the span of a few minutes, that would be brain shattering for someone like him.
>>218163391its sisko that personally pushes him over the edge and that would be kino if ira didn't retcon it and suck his dick for the rest of the show
ds9 season 7 or how i hastily introduced a shitty brand new character and dedicated half of the season to her while spending the other portion assassinating the remaining good ones
>>218149410Garak would love and hate /pol/
>>218163477you vastly overestimate the time that fucking up took them, it's still a pretty okay season outside a few eps.
>>218163391Dukat is still enjoyable in s7 because the actor is so fucking good. I really like the death cult episode for example.Going crazy and lusting for revenge is just a let down to until then a pretty complex character. Also the pah wraith stuff (despite the hilarity of the cult ep) is pretty lame. Is it even dukat by the end?Having him bang Kai Winn though is also hilarious too. The character itself I think deserved a bit more nuance overall.
>>218163557That's fair, I do agree that he was a far more interesting character prior to his descent into madness, but his stint as a Jim Jones cult leader is so stupid and fun. Also, like you said, Alaimo is such a top tier actor he can turn any script into gold, the guy oozes charisma.
>>218145393Clothed Ferengi female x HoomonBorgification fantasyCardassian x Tellarite shouting matches
>>218160886
>>218157620It's a better episode than Measure of a Man which is filled with plot holes and lore lapses.Drumhead is even worse.Court Martial is the best courtroom episode in Star Trek.
>>218163860I like the one in ds9 with the klingon lawyer
>>218164302It's always fun seeing a Klingon in a profession other than warrior
Nacelle announced a Gene Rodenberry and Lucille Ball 2-pack is getting madeI can't wait to replace this Ro Laren
>>218163860>Measure of a manDisagree, it has plenty of problems but at least its handled by a back and forth discussion In Court Martial the defendant basically sits on his ass and doesnt actually handle any law problems, and gets saved by a last second piece of evidenceAlso it holds up worse than Measure of a Man, while its a bit silly that android rights hadnt been figured out by that far future, its even more absurd to believe that computers are 100% infallible and that cant POSSIBLY be tampered with
>>218163860I also liked the one where Jadzia was put on trial for Curzon's crimes. It was fun seeing Sisko assure himself Curzon hadn't changed at all, while assuring the court Jadzia was a separate person.
>>218164738why is ro laren doing magic with the new spiderman and some random magicians assistant
>>218157620>>218163860Court Martial is nonsense, they invent a contrived "ion pod" which makes no sense. The attorney was based though.
>>218164972>The attorney was based though.they always are
>>218164972Trekpu won with facts and logic
>>218163860Devil’s Due
The worst part of Court Martial are these schizo setups to show off their 'medals'
>>218159611Show me a single episode showing non-starfleet federation ships or personell fighting in the dominion war
“Enterprise” is kind of a random ass name to assign to THE flagship vessel
>>218145789None of that episode made any fucking sense.
>>218165173like if you been eating some candy and its sticky and falls on your shirt
>>218164398Agreed. The Klingon chef in 2 episodes of DS9 seemed like the most likable Klingon.
Helm, set a course for >>218165491Engage
>>218162162I was surprised to learn that the same retards are responsible for the Stargate mongol episodeWell not really, given how similarly fucking shit they are
>>218165211Why?EnterprisenounAn undertaking, especially one of some scope, complication, and risk.
Paramount gives you the keys to Star Trek. How best do you subvert western civilization?
>>218157062Ugly horse face looks just like my kid sister.
>So the highs are high and the lows are really low.This actually describes DS9 much better, DS9 is also the least sci-fi and most soap opera. Voyager is far more consistent, but more science weird in the style of TOS. TNG is consistently the best and most serious. TOS is king camp but also the highest of the sci-fi highs.
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