Akoocheemoya, we are far from the threads of our ancestorsPrevious: >>218143608
star trek sex with shran
>>218165500he the most, the MOST checked man
>>218165491kek, I was literally baking an Akoocheemoya thread until I saw yours
>but the lawyers don't do anythingCourt episodes aren't about lawyers, they're about characters. This is an episode about Kirk -- his competency as a commander and the professional distance that conceals his true feelings for his crew. Also, the subplot is about how technology should never be seen as infallible in its testimony as it can be subverted.>but there was no ion pod mentioned before or afterIt's technobabble that has little to no bearing on the actual content of the story.Also, Measure of a Man is filled to the brim with plot holes. There is no way in hell a competent organization like Starfleet wouldn't have settled the question of Data's status as an individual when he applied to the academy. What, you're going to let a toaster get into what is portrayed as super super West Point/Oxford without even considering if it's sentient and has the rights of an individual?The entire episode falls apart because of this. The idea of some backwater JAG bitch making the law on a topic like this is genuinely absurd.Keep in mind Data has been in Starfleet for OVER 20 YEARS at this point, with an officer's commission -- having rank and power over the lives of other people. And what, they never fucking considered it, ever? Anyway, Court Martial is better than Measure of a Man.
>>218165512dubs on de beach? only if it's with Shran
>>218165622you got more dubs than a steel drum band
This Thursday another all new episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:SFA S01E08 THE LIFE OF THE STARS — A visiting instructor arrives at the Academy and uses an unorthodox method to help our cadets process the emotions of recent trauma. At the same time, a cadet faces an unexpected challenge that will alter the trajectory of her life forever.This week our best girl returns.
>>218165491Q really is cosmic herpes who will show up at any time with no warning.
>>218165780>to help our cadets process the emotions of recent traumakek, the "everything is about emotional trauma" meme of Kurtzman Trek is so bang on
Why do people call McCoy racist? It's pretty obvious that his remarks towards Spock are just friendly banter, Spock always seems amused by McCoys jabs.
>>218165780>and uses an unorthodox method to help our cadets process the emotions of recent trauma.this "unorthodox method" is eating seventeen kilos of chocolate ice cream and Counselor Troi did it first
>>218165849>Why do people call McCoy racist?because they're green blooded bronzeskins
>>218165491>our ancestors
>>218165849Nobody who thinks McCoy is racist has ever been in a multiracial friend group.
>>218165858So out of the Trek Loop he doesn't know the fuzzy caterpillar has become a beautiful butterfly.
>>218165780The reason why there is no fat-representation is because nobody's fat in the future. It's unacceptable, at least in the military branch of Earth. Disgusting fat slobs will of course still exist, but they won't be accepted into starfleet.
>>218165849
>>218165780I read instructor as influencer and didn't even bat an eye
>>218165814>Blow it out your ass!Get off of my vent or I'll have you bent.
>>218165849>>218165986This really what the fatboys are clinging to now?
>>218165881My ancestor :)
Any chance we’ll ever get a good Star Trek show again or is the franchise essentially dead
fake imposter IN TREK NEWS poster, the real one killed himself several weeks ago.
>>218165491I enjoyed this, is this Star Trek?Do the shows (before Discovery) have planets that look alien or is it like Stargate's Canadian forests? Do they have good action besides space battles? Do they have fun episodes like Stargate's time loop?
>>218165780>A visiting instructor arrives at the Academy and uses an unorthodox method to help our cadets process the emotions of recent trauma.Every fucking show over the past 10 years has felt like a millennial white woman coming into my living room to whine about her problems. Where's the escapism? The wish fulfillment? No wonder the top streaming shows are all old sitcoms.
>>218166115the format is dead
>>218166115No, not considering what's going on with Paramount. They're going to milk the IP by making low effort slop for the foreseeable future. They are desperate for younger viewers as the only successful franchises they've come up with recently are Yellowstone and Landman. So we get teen soap opera trek and probably that Risa sitcom.
>Gates McFadden>pregnant during the 4th season>Nana Visitor>pregnant during the 4th/5th season>Roxann Dawson>pregnant during the 4th season
>>218166069What's the consensus on this explanation? Is it satisfying or does it feel like an unnecessary explanation for something that didn't need explaining?
>>218166506it's gay and retarded
>>218166506It doesn't explain shit. If anything it adds 100x more questions about 'The Preservers' mentioned throughout trek.
>>218166307Paramount will probably take after Disney and make AI shortform slop for all its properties.
>blocks your path
>>218165780How are the Nielsen ratings looking?
>>218165491Chakotay is my favorite character in Voyager.Tuvok is my second favorite.
ques char?
>>218166124In Trek BOOs the Franchise comes back from the dead with a hauntingly strong episode! Mary Wiseman ("Sylvia Tilly") returns to help conduct an unorthodox way of resolving grief when she conducts a seance to communicate with the ghost (sorry, katra) of B'Avi. It is a Star Trek first and will prove to be SPOOKtacular! OoooOOooOOoOOOooOOOOOooOOO [spooky jazz hands]
>>218166866litty
>>218166866We still haven't seen the borg girl they were shilling before the season began. I'm guessing she will show up next episode to deal with the threat from the finale before the big cliffhanger ending.
>>218166130>I enjoyed this, is this Star Trek? >Do the shows (before Discovery) have planets that look alien or is it like Stargate's Canadian forests? Do they have good action besides space battles? Do they have fun episodes like Stargate's time loop?JJ Abrams Trek is the veneer of Trek draped over a big dumb action movie. It's good for what it is, but it's not Trek. Shows before Discovery have some pretty good sets, but it's always very apparent that it's a set or just random arid shrubland outside of Los Angeles (or somewhere that looks like it), Vasquez Rocks being a famous example.There were multiple timeloop episode in multiple Star Trek shows. These shows are kind of responsible for popularizing a lot of very common scifi tropes.
>>218166825Rul the Obscure
>>218165491trying to remember, the guy who they consulted with for Native American representation was outed as being a massive fraud but did it happen before or after the show had finished airing?
>>218166962its not good for what it is. its fomulaic slop
>>218166506Absolutely unnecessary. It was written to be a chase episode. The point of the entire episode was to create some sort of mcguffin that different parties would hunt and chase. It absolutely didn't need to be something this lore breaking, especially not when no one ever again bothers mentioning a revelation this profound that affects the entire galaxy.
>>218167124>its fomulaic slopGood old reliable
>My father says you have been my friend. ...You came back for me
>it's a dax meets an old friend and the trill are explained again episode
>>218167298>Ro and Kira both go undercover as prostitutes
>>218167545>it's a dax episode
akoocheemoya and kushangaza to all
>it's a Worf episode
>>218167826>it's a sisko wears a TNG uniform episode
>its a sisko is actually in this one episode
>it's an episode
>>218168279Stand down.
I always thought chikote was named Chipotle.
>it's
What's the best non-/tv/ Trek? Vidya, book, audio drama, comic, etc.
>>218168377STO has some good writing with real actors, I hated almost all of the books I read.
>>218168377Tekwar
>>218165958You don't go from that size to thin without tons of loose skin or surgery scars.
>>218167545>It's a first season so you have to announce each character's full name and title episodeNetflix is actually bringing this back
>>218168377The Culture novels are kino, it's like the federation on steroids and makes Roddenberry's vision look quaint by comparison.
>>218168329SIT DOWN
>>218165958>This is the power of Ozempic, people!
>>218168900THE HIGHERTHE FEWER
>>218167211It explains all the alien races that are just humans with shit glued to their faces.
>>218168418NTA but I'm playing through it right now and enjoying it quite a bit. However, I read that they revamped/gutted some of the story episodes, which is a shame. I would have liked to experience the originals.
>>218169064And this did not need to be explained. Nor did the smooth Klingons for that matter. But that augment virus arc on Enterprise was pretty good.
>/trek/ starts a YouTube channel
>>218169197well idk about that but it used to be a completely different game altogether a long time ago, the single player story stuff is sort of newer so except STD i can't imagine them pulling any of it.
>>218169308>And this did not need to be explained.Some people who enjoy sci-fi appreciate consistency in their stories.
>>218169308The Klingon doctor was a bro, I liked Malcolm's sketchy past dealings, and honestly the smooth Klingons were a big "I stood up and clapped!!!!!" moment (unironically)
It was a far from bones hazard
>>218165881As I've said before in previous /trek/ threads, a breakaway civilization of low-tech larpers that made up their own ancient traditions and customs in the ST setting is completely in line with reality.
>Could it be.. >A Dyson's Sphere?
>>218169401There’s no inconsistency though, they redesigned the Klingons because they had a better budget. Back in the day, audiences were treated with some level of respect and were expected to understand that not everything on screen is 100% canonical. It’s like asking “why were Kirk and the crew cartoon characters?” They weren’t, we are seeing representations of canonical events, visuals are fluid and can be updated.
>>218165780Im unironically excited to see this because she will be thin
>>218167578One more and we're going to have to put you down Mr. Neelix.
>>218169589That's not respect, that was done on both sides out of necessity. Respect is explaining why the Klingons didn't look like they did in TOS and the films, unifying the universe and adding a satisfying explanation to a science fiction universe.
>>218169676Go on.
>Fixes Star Trek
>>218169676>Respect is explaining why the Klingons didn't look like they did in TOS and the films.Because the movies had a bigger budget and allowed them to give them more unique designs, that’s all the explanation needed. They always looked that way canonically (before DS9 and Enterprise canonized the visual difference) needing an explanation for every visual inconsistency just comes off as a lack of imagination. Why does the TOS Enterprise look so outdated? Because it was made in the 60s, the interior from SNW is what the Enterprise actually looked like along.
>it's a Data toes nanners episode >it's a Worf resigns episode>it's a Barclay misconduct episode
>>218169752>Why does the TOS Enterprise look so outdated? Because it was made in the 60s, the interior from SNW is what the Enterprise actually looked like along.Yet the more modern shows maintained the 60s appearance.
>>218169752DSN didn't explain the difference.
>>218169799I didn’t say it did, I said it acknowledged the visual difference with Bashir, Odo, and O’Brien turning to Worf when they saw the TOS klingons asking about the difference and Worf saying they don’t discuss it with outsiders.
>>218166115lower decks (animation) is surprisingly more trek than live actionIt's mostly silly comedy but captures the old essence a lot better
>>218169820Thus leaving the topic open for further exploration.
>door to door Decks Witnesses keep trying to sell their shitty cancelled flash animation
>>218169828Oh God not this shit againCan you please take a vacation from /trek/?See your family
>>218169860first time I post in like years lol
Every clip I’ve seen of lower decks just looks like cringy, crude, self-aware millennial humor.
>>218169884You either like it or not it's up to youI did and it made be nostalgic while I'm probably giving up on starfleet academy
What's her take on SA?
>>218169860>>218169841They always repeat the exact same Reddit talking points. Almost verbatim each time. It’s so weird.Someone has been trying to astroturf grassroots support for it for years now.
>>218169884You have a good eye, anon.
>>218169949It's the last remnants of the LD wars.
>>218169744Its easy to make elaborate alien designs when you’re making a video game where you don’t need to worry about the budget of prosthetics and makeup or the ability of the actors underneath to act comfortably.
>>218169985I’m not talking just here. It’s the whole website and most social media.It feels so artificial.
>>218170031Couldn't you just conceive interesting alien races, but then keep them mostly hidden in shadows to preserve your budget?
>>218170077You mean like Babylon 5?
The Barclay files have been released.
>>218170077If you want them to be main protagonists who have to interact with other characters regularly and convey a wide range of emotions, no.
>>218169942>JessC Gendertskek, it's kino!
>>218170175They'd be Jar Jar Binxes
>>218169942buy an ad
>>218170225
>>218170225Spockin'
>>218170225>>218170244dafuck is this shit?
SiskO starts-a-rockin'And he don't start-a-stoppin'
>>218170265Kino.
>>218170265That article gets posted every day in response to people complaining that Starfleet Academy "Isn't real Star Trek". The argument is Trekkies will always complain every time a new show is out. Even one as revered as TNG.
>>218170315TNG season 1 and 2 did suck though and they improved over time, all of the nutrek shows stayed bad.
RLMs DS9 videos aren't discussed in /trek/. Why is this?
>>218170315Why would it be necessary to post it every day?!!
>>218170390there were dozens of other threads when they were new
>>218170265newfag doesn't understand that ritual posts are not meant to be trollposts
>>218170443They're not that old. Give me your take.
>>218170390We discussed them in and out of the thread when they came out and will do more if they release more I'm sure
>>218170489What do you mean "if" they release more? They're not even one third of the way through.
>>218170469actually i think i forgot to watch part 2, they weren't as interesting as the raimi ones
>>218170390RLM isn't /trek/ related.
>>218170617They have trek video series. I explained that.
I think every Star Trek show sucks!
>>218170422Crippling autism makes people do the same shit at the same time every day, ritualistically. To the point where they do into meltdown mode if they skip one day.
>>218165780>send untrained retards into space>omg they're traumatized we need specialists!That's probably why they'd normally you know train them on Earth or something bigoted like that.
>>218170683They're trained at Starfleet Academy.
>>218165780Isn't STD pre-TOS and SFA set in the distant future?
>>218170643So? They aren't Star Trek.
>>218170422Wait so you're saying I'm not supposed to post my kino ai Teal'vix every thread?
>>218170737You're just trying to start shit.
"Respect is earned, as is friendliness"- Benjamin Sisko
>>218170683Wesley watched his friend get murdered at 14 and he shook it off. Jake and Nog were caught in the middle of the Dominion War as late teenagers.
>>218170532Did they ever finish the TNG season reviews? I don't think so
>>218170749I appreciate you anon
>>218170790gem
>>218170776You can discuss Star Trek but discussing RLM is off topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw7FrJmiQWkDid MAGA Trekkies ever have a response to this?
>>218170910no because I will never ever watch it
>Federation article on MA is in the past tense because of nu-Trek
>>218170921>We’re about to do the first televised interracial kiss, but first let’s have a midget ride Captain Kirk like a horseTOS really is somethin’
>>218170943>first televised interracial kissIt wasn't
What killed /trek/?
>>218166130>beyondof course you enjoyed that, JJ didnt make it, he quit to go fuck up star wars. Simon pegg helped the stand in director to finish the screen play and you can tell as the characters act like humans.
>New Star Trek:(>New Evangelion:D
>>218171814i'm still mad i watched old eva in the 90s and never even followed into eoe.
It was a dark day.
I would cum all over her susser tod.
>>218171738Simon Pegg is a good writer though. Spaced, Sean of the Dead, and Hot Fuzz were kino.
>>218171974Being a good comedy writer doesn't automatically make you a great Trek writer.
>>218171678the trek general's marvelous hag
>>218165976Deep Space 9 had the fat Klingon chef, and some of the Starfleet admirals were a bit chubby but that's just realistic
>>218171678LeVar Burton as The New Spock
>>218165976
>>218170422Until you like it
If there are no fat people in Starfleet then how come Riker?
>>218172316What episode is this from? Is this AI? This does not seem to be real
>>218172329The end of Enterprise where it turns out the whole series was Riker using the holodeck to LARP again.
>>218172380it might not even be the whole series but just the epilogue part, its ambiguous. terrible but ambiguous.
So /tv/, how long shall we STARE at each other across the /trek/ thread?
>>218172380I know I was just making a wee joke there, lad
>>218172316If Ozempic existed 30 years ago Paramount would be jabbing the pens into Frakes’ asscheeks until he could fit into his S1 uniform again.
>>218170728STD has time travel shit, they go way in the future to save the future federation.ACK is set even further than that but it's not like it's the first time they brought a character back, I'm sure there's an explanation although it's probably more retarded than anything they've done before and breaks lore somehow knowing nutrek.
That patchouli smelling chick at the raktajino bar, I like her vibe https://vocaroo.com/1h4cDl3C4Wgh
>>218165491What the fuck was his problem?
>>218172683Emphysema, clearly.
>>218169942>takeNO WAITFUCK
>>218172683eeeeeebul muahahaha
I'm enjoying that new Voyager game.
>>218172727tuvix status?
>>218172751First video when you scroll down on the Steam page, kek.
>>218172727Seems like it's too RNG based, that's a shame. Maybe I'll wait for it to go on sale.
>>218172801
>>218172316He ate his transporter clone in order to re-integrate
>>218172683Thats what Gordon Ramsay finds in your walk in.
>>218172801>Tuvix? More like "two officers". Ha ha... *energizes*
I'd fuck fat Riker.
>>218167070It was years before they hired him for Voyager lol
Riker makes my pussy dry up
>>218172751He's alive but I'm disappointed he doesn't take Neelix and Tuvok's position in their dialogue and story stuff in the future. >>218172830Very RNG based frustrating at times but for the most part its fine.
Post characters who did nothing wrong.
>>218173168Tell it it is a good pussy and a pretty pussy.
>>218173374
>>218173553>Ms. T'Pol, I'm CIA
>>218173421I was half expecting Spot to be revealed as a shapeshifter but I guess they had to save all those ideas for DS9. Like Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter.
It's crazy to think that there are an equal number of Tru-Trek shows (TOS/TAS/TNG/DS9/VOY/ENT) as there are Nu-Trek shows (STD/PIC/LOW/PRO/SNW/SFA).
>>218173636Yeah I was thinking of this last night, and like zero of the new shit holds any cultural merit or weight whereas the old stuff is beloved
>>218173636a new tru trek show has to be made.
>>218173691Shouldn't have killed his wife...
just a vanilla tru trek show.not relying on old characters.not a special setting like an academy or freighter.just exploring space again in an episodic way.
>>218173691
>>218172316You know, if the Riker Holodeck concept had been done in S2 when Frakes was still in Nemesis shape it could've been a really good episode
>>218172316one can choose to be fat for aesthetics.
imagine instead of FAITH OF THE HEART we had Archer doing Space, The Final Frontier speech vgh what could have been
>>218173814t. ryan gosling
>>218173852I can appreciate complaining about everything that has come out since 09 JJ Trek and the Kurtzman shows, but there's no use endlessly complaining about ENT. What we got was good. Great, even. Maybe try being more whimsical and enjoying the last trutrek instead of nitpicking what could have been
>>218173852>>218173890When I get back home me and my Tall Red Haired Wife with prominent front teeth and prominent clavicle will snuggle up and watch ENT as if it had never been cancelled, and the ENT movies. Maybe we'll even generate some more Seasons of TNG as well.
>>218173804The concept was kinda neat but making it the series finale was an insult to the regular cast.
>>218173636Is there any coming back from this at this point?At least there's more episodes of trutrek
>>218171678Academy outrage turned into sterile indifferent so no one cares anymore
>>218173973nah
>>218173973If they were capable of digging themselves out of this mess they wouldn't have gotten into it in the first place.
>>218173990oh ok
>>218173973It's quite simple;-vanilla episodic starship exploration setting. No academy or freighter or non federation ship.-Cozy Ship rather than Chrome Slop. Think, TNG's wall to wall carpet.-No relying on old characters. Some episodes can have cameos but the crew must be completely new.-No blatantly referring to current day politics or mannerisms or slang. No 'there's a space tik tok in the future.'
Sneed trek
>>218173973??? All of nutrek isn't even the full run time of 6 seasons of tng
>>218173973>>218173990>>218174003Star Trek is like THE one franchise where you can put it on ice for a decade and then come up with some extremely hammy explanation with a timeline shift and just write off all the shitty stuff as having never happened
>>218174016>No relying on old characters. Some episodes can have cameos but the crew must be completely new.In retrospect this was one of the smartest things Roddenberry insisted on with TNG.
>>218174003Sorry I forgot to make my reaction trek related
>>218165491Didn't they hire a Native American "consultant" for Chakotay who turned out to just be a Mexican pretending?
>>218174021That's what I'm saying. Reread what I said.
>>218174117Jewish.
>>218174028The other franchise you can do this with? Evangelion.
>>218174028It's more a question of if Trek will ever get out of the grip of Kurtzman, and just as importantly into the hands of someone competent. Paramount seems happy to let him create as much slop as he wants, and I don't think the talent/landscape exists to create something as good as classic Trek anymore.
>>218173421
>>218174158Yeah kek apparently
>>218174126
>>218171678geezer seethers
>>218174164Damn yeah that’s the real question here, and for some reason it seems unlikely. Neigh impossible.It’s honestly shocking to stop and really think about how STD bombed and they just keep giving him more money and shows to run. Like how is this even happening, how can one man be so jewish?!
>>218171157was
>>218169841at least LD has actual motivated fans, unlike you sloths, dying off from old age every day
>>218174251wasn't>Emergency Ward 10 Kiss, July 1964.
>>218174317>Median HHI $66kJFC
>>218174317This is such a flaccid argument considering all LD does is reference the "old people shows" you're mocking and without legacy knowledge of watching said "geezer trek," you can't understand LDYou're a troll but a retarded one because you can't even maintain logical consistency with your trolling.Just go get a job already, you fat pig.
>>218174028Just have the next series open with Q snapping his fingers and we see a montage of NuTrek characters disappearing in a flash.
>>218174367Would be so fucking kino
>>218166124prove it
>>218174317I had such a good t8me with this channel, coming home after a brutal day at the hospital with 5 chicken wraps (I pretend it was hassparat) and watching trek and the high lander
>>218174398He did one thing wrong, turning his back on Worf.
Why not just remake Voyager? Are they stupid?
>>218173374>blow up 700 aliens off of nothing but a gut feeling>turns out they really were arming for war and you were absolutely rightNow THIS is Faith of the Heart
>>218174345yep... old, poor, and dying
>>218174434that one didn't do anything wrong because he's a hologram made by Garak
>>218174446Anon delete this message or I will literally kill you
>>218174458He was a pattern nooticer
>>218174487Topkek
>>218174352tos is full of shakespeare member berries
>>218174475His very existence was a lie and he got millions of loyal Romulan soldiers killed.
>>218174492Retard, there is only one fucking episode like that
>>218174458Surely section 31 recruited him after this stunt, because that is an amazing feat and Picard was a little bitch ass rule-follower trying to ruin his career
>>218174487
>>218174511Wrong.
It's another>the enterprise-d crew is putting on prosthetics and pretending to be an alien speciesepisode
>>218174564Yes, also you're an idiot and knowledge of Shakespeare isn't required for anything. It's like saying you need to read the original Adventure of Robin Hood to understand Qpid.LD is all about references and if you haven't seen the originals you won't understand like 75% of what is going on. There is no other Star Trek show like that, even Picard is less referential to previous events.
>>218174511moronhttps://www.folger.edu/blogs/shakespeare-and-beyond/shakespeare-star-trek-enterprise/#:~:text=Episode%20titles%20are%20borrowed%20from%20Shakespeare%20%E2%80%94,quoted%20hundreds%20of%20years%20in%20the%20future.
>>218174628I picked up what was going on in LD by context. You know, like every other person who isn't a drooling moron.
Guys read Dai Dark, its a love letter to star trek
>>218174684Cool random blog that is absolutely meaningless in this context
>>218174702So you're saying it isn't the most referential Trek series ever, that relies the most on knowing the older shows?Dumb fuck.no more (you)s for you
>>218174702>like every other person who isn't a drooling moronOh, so nobody who watches LD, got it
I just watched the voyager episode with the space elevator on the planet that was getting bombarded with asteroidsit made no fucking sensehow did the scientist have an ipad with the shields of the invading aliens? why did he hide it on a non-working space elevator?
Is The Orville /trek/ approved?
>>218174820Shut the fuck up you are supposed to be crying tears of joy that neelix finally stood up to tuvok
>>218174863yeah especially when held up to nutrek
>>218174758it lists far more than one episode that referred to shakespeare, you illiterate dumbass
>>218174484Janeway but a cute brown girl.
>>218174777No, you're saying that, because you're stupid and like to argue for no reason.>>218174787Another moron that likes to argue for no reason. No wonder normies have abandoned Star Trek. Most toxic fandom ever.
>>218174940Yes, totaling to about 1% of the amount of old Trek show references LD relies on. Never do you fail to understand the story of a TOS, TNG, etc, episode because you lack a library-like knowledge of Shakespeare. You're an idiot, an imbecile, a fucking pakled, a shit for brains, a retard, a fucking moron. You're a LD fan.
>>218174963
>>218174865theres this sfx shot too which is really comically bad
how does one go from starring in one of those videos made for a shitty motion control themepark ride to being the best character in Star Trek?
>>218174752buy an ad
>>218174977i can't answer your question because i have a library-like knowledge of shakespeare. begone, thou egg.
>>218175008i love the episode but yeah that shit looks like tape
>>218175008Space protractor
>>218175012Sure... ILL BUY an add with your bones!!!
>>218175010Is that true? I also know him as the Question from JLU.
>>2181750684chan only takes cash
>>218175072i ask that in particular because the Alien ride thing was like right before Star Trek, 1994ish
>>218175072The Question was a better character than Weyoun
>>218168377Star Trek: The Motion Picture: The Novel
>>218175157So does the TMP novel have long, boring periods where nothing interesting happens, just like the movie? And do they resolve plot points with meaningless special-effects?
>>218175097Akoochmoya.... far from the bones..... of making a profit
>>218175218No, but it does confirm Kirk's heterosexuality
>>218174863I couldn't get into it. Think I quit after the social media episode.
>>218174863The Orville is a phenomenal example of a creative working around the suits. It had to be a boner comedy to get greenlit and as soon as it was under the radar they ratcheted down the dick and fart jokes to one or two per episode and leaving it straight TNG I actually think both LD and ACK did this. But neither nearly as well. The Orville is goddamned good by season 2. I hope we see a season 4.
>>218174219?
My super lefty, gay nuTrek fan friend sent me this and I will admit I chuckled. Does that make me gay?
I'm trying to hate watch the first episode of Academy but it's not as hate watcheable as Discovery, despite being equally shit
>>218175612
>>218175612Ha!
>>218175627It builds up over time into an exquisite white hot rage.
>>218175493Way too many gay trans klingon episodes. Extremely frustrating to have so few eps and so many about this storyline I just don't care about.
>>218175666Checked, Ok I'll try to keep at it.I'm 32 minutes in and nothing has happened yet. I did laugh when the nig goblin showed up. But that's not hate watching.
>>218175573Ill be real anon, I clicked on the wrong Nico reaction image and it completely failed to accurately depict my emotions on any level. I am ashamed.
Though I'm hating pretty hard on the stupid wobbly jacket
>>218175674>Way too many gay trans klingon episodesIf that's how you want to view it, fine. I personally view it in the lens of "individual liberty versus preserving culture" lens which is a real issue we're facing every day but done in an appropriately alien allegory. I won't try to change your view because it's your opinion but my view is different. Cheers
>>218175740you talk like a fag
>>218175740It's hard for me to imagine anyone finding the plotline SO interesting that they want it to eat half the show, but I'm not trying to convince you. Season 3 was just a slog for me personally.
My dad and I still argue about which Bird of Prey is cooler
>>218175663>here's that beautiful bajoran i was telling you about
>>218175809My dad thinks I’m gay for watching star trek lol
>>218175895he's right though isn't he, be honest now
>>218175773At least I'm the one anon deigning to talk to you>>218175798I truly only remember three major episodes about it (the one about the female Moclan doesn't really count imo). More real estate was given to the redemption of Isaac's people or to dealing with the Krill and the hapa daughter. Again idc about tranny shit per se because in my personal experience trannies just play magic the gathering and keep to themselves, but I like the overarching theme of conformity to a pluralistic society (the Union) vs being true to ones culture, since that's what a lot of people face today. As an example, I was in a local gaming store (with gay and trans ally flags all over the front) and the fruity Palestinian proprietor was complementing my wife's kaffiyeh but was unable to recommend a local restaurant because he was a vegan. That's the kind of conflict that the youth of today are facing and it's interesting to see that played out tastefully in theater
I haven't seen my dad in 25 years
>>218175895My dad only watches TOS
>>218175914I'm not the anon you were talking to, I just joined the party
>Two Birds of Prey almost ended the Klingon Civil War before it even began.Tough little ships.
>>218175985Then you rock. Cheers bro
>>218175914I agree with the other guy, you do talk like a fag.
Tell me your darkest Star Trek fantasy
>>21817601550% black face upped to 100%
>>218176064THATS A SPICY MEATBALL
>>218176064jfc is everyone in that image a fag
>>218176011I'll live. Cheers bro
>>218176015>darkestI fapped to Uhura once when I was very young
>>218176015Janeway teleports into my room naked. She doesn't make eye contact or say anything. She very low effort hands against the wall taking an expectant yet disinterested spread eagle pose. I have then mins to satisfy her, she will not recuperate in any way.
>>218176178>she will not recuperate in any way.She died?
>>218176189Reciprocate ;_;
I can't believe we found the captain dead in anon's quarters. Why was she naked? Her uniform isn't even in the room.
>the year is 1996>Evangelion and Tomb Raider are coming out, new season of the X-Files, there's a Star Trek series with Robert Picardo as a holographic doctor, and a Buffy the Vampire Slayer series is in production>the year is 2026
The good old dayshttps://youtube.com/shorts/7oJpnkosDq8
When Picardo dies enjoy the producers replacing him with a digital version they've already tested and contractually forced his estate into accepting for some shit lump sum that won't include residuals
>>218176407Life imitates art
>>218175293Oh he going after the slash community HARD
>>218176407does his digital model have a cock? did they scan his cock or did they make a mould?
>>218176407I don't think so, they apparently don't even use Majel for the computer anymore.
>>218174458Oh look it's Harold Ramis
>>218170749Is he half…WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>218166435>202x>No show has had a 4th season since Voyager
>>218176758Didn't STD get 5?
>>218165559Shatner even got an Emmy for this episode but he sent her to accept it
>>218176477They already had the mold lying around, Rob Bottin insisted on casting Picardo every time he was in a movie
If someone doesn't make a thread i will make one and it will be terrible
Set a course for >>218177235
New thread. >>218177255
>>218176407please state the nature of the entertainment emergency
>>218165849McCoy's racism/banter only makes sense in original TOS lore, where the Enterprise is an Earth ship, and aliens intermixing is rare. Notice how Spock is the only alien crewmember (not including TAS)?It doesn't make sense under current lore, where Vulcans were involved heavily in Earth culture since 2063. McCoy probably learned about Vulcans in Elementary School. McCoy's view on Vulcans is like a guy today still having prejudice towards the Irish.
