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>>218153444
I want an Arlan spinoff
whats Duncan’s best bet if he wanted to climb the social ladder after the trial by seven?Work for Lyonel Baratheon and hope he’s made a Lord?
>>218153444what are the conversion rates for copper penny to silver stag to gold dragon?
>>218153459Gwin probably didn't even realise it but she was giving Dunk signals to sneak into her bedroom late at night
GRRM bros... I don't feel so good
>>218153473This hurt ngl
I need good games, Ser Duncan. The fans...
>>218153483Oh, she knew.
White monster is the worst one though
I do think Maekar will return in season 2 for a bit to give Egg his ring. There needs to be at least a few returning characters because otherwise basically the whole cast is wiped from here
>>218153444>Two kingsguard that murdered him show up and toast some Fossaways >Dunk gets mad at Daeron for showing up.
>>218153483>>218153506That’s a 17 year old child you pedo
Literally me
>>21815352416*
>>218153473
>>218153526he looks like Jay Mohr
Filthy showfag here. AKOTSK easily shits all over GOT and HOTD for me. Are the second and third novellas just as good or even better, or is The Hedge Knight the best one?
>>218153526Is he certified /druk/?
>>218153473He's saving himself for best girl Rohanne
>>218153489this was my favorite line in the series, i'm glad dunk gets what Arlan is trying to say and the whole point of the story
Now we can get back to talking about what counts
>>218153444Did Hardying get buried with a bunch of red diamonds?
Why do they keep shit talking salted beef? The idea of eating some salty beef right now kind of makes my mouth water even
>>218153547I like the next one (the Sword Sword) best but it's going to be hard to adapt because it's a much more scaled back, smaller stakes story than the first book. The third book is more like the first one and will be fun tv for sure.
>>218153547Second one is half a flashback to the very end of the 1st Blackfyre rebellion, and another half dealing with petty border conflicts with the only thing of note lasting like 2 paragraphs near the end.Third novella is peak GRRM writing from start to finish.
>>218153547number 3 is the best one. 2 is infuriating
>>218153547Imo 2>1>3
>>218153558What was he trying to say
>>21815353115* when it was filmed
>>218153474100 copper = 1 silver100 silver = 1 goldGeorge seems like the type of nerd who likes the metric system
>>218153444i thought hotd meant hold the door.t. drunk tourist
>Leave Ser Duncan's virginity to me
AYOOOOOOO LYONEL CHILL
>If a HBO executive called Sanderson instead of Gurm on that day in 2008 we'd be living through Mistborn kino insteadI hate humanity
>>218153517They'll real that Egg nicked it before he left.
>>218153595If HBO didn't buy the rights to asoiaf George would've never gotten wealthy enough to stop writing for a living too, so we'd probably at least have twow.
>>218153558that whole scene was absolute kino
>>218153576you want to be a knight? go be a knight, your deeds make you not your titles, Duncan will go onto be one of if not the greatest knight ever, and it was who he was and his actions that got him there, his story, his 4 pages in the whitebook, fuck the titles and birthrights, go have your adventure with egg, you are a knightalso GRRM finish the fucking book
>>218153562At least we get two /got/s this 2026
>>218153471Maekar's offer appeared to be the best. Chances are he'd be waking up with a dagger or two in the back though.
>>218153562I completely forgot this happened.
>>218153568It's so dry and salty you need to soak it in water just to chew
>>218153578ser this is not world of warcraft
Do great series have generals that host the same posts like TAOOBA and Mario Naharis again and again and live whole days before next bake?i think not/got//hotd/ wasn't gifted with writing or restraint, /got/ was arrogant, lazy/hotd/ whored and pandered, it was a hard series not to hate by the end, ruled the catalog for nigh on 16 years and it was still forgottenwhat chance do i have, truly?/got/ was good to me, /hotd/ weren't family to me but it kept me like we werethey raised me be an honorable general and all these other generals still can't even remember his namehis name was /got/hotd/, and i am his legacyandwe showed the catalog what his hand has wrought
>>218153568eating dry hard salted jerky every single day is going to get oldits one of the things that kept well for travel back in the day
>>218153623>you want to be a knight? go be a knight, your deeds make you not your titlesHow does that relate to finishing a story about pennies and trees, at all
>>218153631Cant you just cut them into small pieces and throw it in a boiling water? With some taters and carrots?Does Westeros even have po-tay-toes?
>>218153625That’s the thing. Working for the targs is good for short term gain but working for some major house seems infinitely better Especially if you don’t want to be a kingsguard cuck who can’t own land or have kids or a wife
>>218153489Winds of Winter will be published posthumously because GRRM doesn't want to bother dealing with the all the shit coming down the innernets when people realise 'their' ending wasn't catered to.
>>218153568Its not like jerky its like wood, ships used to spend way more water soaking salt beef to make it edible than they did drinking
>>218153483>>218153506dunk preferred the puppet girl
>>218153623That does make sense, I thought he was mostly using the story of the pennytree to justify why he didn't choose to knight Dunk. He didn't want him to be knighted and end up like all those boys that nailed their pennies to the tree. although I suppose it was probably both.
>>218153648that was the point of the story, you are focused on the beginning and end without realizing that those who did not return for their penny did not necessarily die
>>218153659Yeah George does mention potatoes for some reason lol
>>218153666>Winds of winter>EndingA Dream of Spring is supposed to be the ending, TWoW is just the penultimate book. Nice satanic trips though.
>>218153672>He didn't want him to be knighted and end up like all those boys that nailed their pennies to the treebecause you are assuming all who did not return for their penny met a horrible end, and some if not most did, but maybe some decided to not return to their old lives
>>218153562Larys depiction is just another sign that the show runners didn’t get it at all while making the show.From the book >The enigma that is Larys Strong the Clubfoot has vexed students of history for generations, and is not one we can hope to unravel here. Where did his true loyalty lie? What was he about? He wove his way all through the Dance of the Dragons, on this side and that side, vanishing and reappearing, yet somehow always surviving. How much of what he said and did was ruse, how much was real? Was he just a man who sailed with the prevailing wind, or did he know where he was bound when he set out? So may we ask, but none will answer. The last Strong keeps his secretsHere’s the thing. He seemingly backed one side, then another, betrayed people, made sneaky details, was super smart and ostracised from wider nobility and seen as a freak due to his deformity.He was that eras Tyrion. If you think about it, any history book referring to Tyrions actions a hundred years later would not be able to show his actions in any accurate or meaningful way. He’d just look like a crazy midget who killed his father, poisoned the king and both defended kings landing, and then helped it get destroyed.Larys unfortunately didn’t get the depiction he deserved. A more sober tyrion who also doesn’t have the benefit of being in one of the richest most powerful houses
>>218153668The red widow will cure his jungle fever
>>218153667Why didn't they just soak it in salt water?
>>218153568lowborn detected
>>218153642it was a kino series i admit it
>>218153679can't have peasants without potatoes
>>218153568Nowdays there is very little difference between salted beef and cooked fresh beef because I can just go to the supermarket and buy fresh meatBack then fresh meat was a luxury you would only get that day of the year you killed your pig, so only nobles could eat fresh meat often, for everyone else it was salted and conserved meat.So salted beef was the food for plebs, while fresh meat was the food for nobles
Absolute comfy kino from beginning to end. Gonna rewatch the whole thing so many times before S2 comes out.
Yi Ti girls instead of mystery meats doko
>>218153659>>218153679>Like you know, Tolkien famously had potatoes in the Shire, and you know the Shire otherwise seems very much like medieval England. Well, what the hell potatoes doing there? But he obviously like his taters, so he has Samwise talking about how do you want to make your rabbits with some nice taters or something like that. I have corn in my world, and it's actual American corn, it's maize. They had to work corn in the ancient times of medieval, but it was just a word for grain, it didn't mean maize. But I like corn, I stuck it in, and does it feel wrong?>I don't know. Some readers have complained about it, "so you shouldn't have corn because it's medieval". It's not medieval, it's Westeros. Why can't they have corn? That's always the question, you have to decide what feels right.There are no potatoes according to GRRM since Tolkien used them and he hates Tolkien
>>218153706They would in an emergency but soaking it was to make it softer and to get as much of the salt out of it as they could so it didn’t taste terrible but saltwater wouldn’t help that
>>218153517Sam Spurell is listed as being in season 2 on IMDBPro,
it was kino
>>218153568retarded-ass third-wolder doesn't know the difference between dried beef packed in salt and some pan-fried meat.
>>218153676I interpreted it as the horrors of war, and Arlan not wanting Dunk to be a knight because of thatAfter all Arlan lost his nephew on the redgrass field, which is why he's getting piss drunk in fleabottom in episode 5It wouldn't make sense for him to think "they didn't die!" when he met dunk after his nephew literally died and never recovered his penny
....semoc eH
/tv/ is full of retards>Game of Thrones shits the bed>/tv/ loves House of the Dragon>/tv/: "It's a different team of producers and won't shit the bed for years">House of the Dragon season 2 shits the bed>/tv/ comes back again for A Knight of the Seven Kindgoms>/tv/ thinks this show won't shit the bed
>>218153722I always assumed he used corn as a byword for a cereal crop like Britain used to
>>218153706There's a reason why you don't boil things sea water
>>218153756Revisionist history, most people thought hotd season 1 was just okay.
>>218153741>them boys ain't right
>>218153756>/tv/ thinks this show won't shit the bedHuh? Nobody is saying this, we're hopeful not retardedWe are fully aware it can turn shit any time, we just enjoy the good season we got and hope for more
>>218153756>>/tv/ thinks this show won't shit the bedif they can stick the landing with season 2 I will feel pretty confident they can make the show work long term. if they shit the bed then it's probably not recoverable.
>the car starks of car hole>fighting at fuby fordcome on george
>>218153744>I interpreted it as the horrors of war, and Arlan not wanting Dunk to be a knight because of thatthis is valid seeing as like you said he lost Roger, but Arlan was a man of action and deeds, he would be doing everything he did regardless of his title, no one knows his name, he might as well be one of those un recovered pennys, yet he is content with his story and was happy to share it with Duncan, so now Duncan must share his
>>218153444I didn't even realize that was a coffin when I first saw it. Beeutiful symbuzzlism.
>>218153756It's already shitting the bed with these book changes like Egg running away from home and Dunk not being knighted by Ser Arlan.
>>218153761the first half before the actress swaps were highly regarded
>>218153756>>/tv/ loves House of the Dragonthis never happened, we all said we loved it for very specific reasons after the season 8 shitstorm but when it came down to it we all said it was ok
Aran is also a poorfag who doesn’t want to loose his squire
>>218153473Why didn't Dunk tell him she was a whoar who was carrying another man's child?
>>218153756>>218153756Series (at least the first 3 seasons) will be based on finished books with author helping them. And source material is not open to interpration like hotd's "muh rumours, muh history".HOPECHADS will win again.
>>218153773>Dunk not being knighted by Ser ArlanGeorge all but tells you that
>>218153771Was he the last of the hive or did he have beerothers?
>>218153773>and Dunk not being knighted by Ser Arlan.Dunk not being knighted was always fucking canon you retard, the whole point of the story is that he is not a "knight" but the most knightly
>>218153800So lying is a knightly virtue?
>>218153773>Dunk not being knighted by Ser Arlan.we literally have Dunk's inner monologue confirming this
publish The Village Hero NOW!
>>218153757>ahh yes, my nephew's son, a Prince of the Realm, who was kidnapped by a Hedge Knight who I've found consorting with a group of Blackfyres >the whole realm has been searching for Prince Aegon ever since he was kidnapped from the Tourney at Ashford, but I guess I'll just let him continue to disobey the Royal Family and play squire in poverty>why? idunno i guess it'll be really funny when I see Maekar's face lmaoBloodraven just letting Dunk and Egg go at the end of Mystery Knight makes no fucking sense unless we assume Egg has Maekar's blessing to travel with Dunk.
>>218153806Yes, the point of the story is that the oath is pointless and it doesn't make you a real knight, meaning to lie about it is a white lie, a minor infraction at best, while protecting the innocent supercedes said sin tenfold when it comes to importance, meaning the odds knightly - not knightly are 10-1 in favor of Dunk being a knight
>plenty of sons have died in their father's armor>how many fathers have died in their son'swhy did this fuck have some of the best acting in the whole show and it's his only scene
>>218153806It isn't, but given how knighthood taints so many with lack of virtue it may be considered the lesser evil.
Lol you guys hate targs but your all going mad over the targiest six episodes of anything ever
>>218153777yes monke is cutethe older Alicent is also good tho
>>218153831Valarr was heavily underused this season, real shame.
>>218153756>>218153761>>218153781>>218153790One scene in HotD has more impact than all six episodes of AKOTSK.
>>218153831if you're going to have one scene in a big production like this you better make it a good scene
>>218153789Because its his thats why he gave him a Lambo
>>218153843Right but then he drops his crown and you laugh and that spoils it
>>218153806was Jaime killing the king a virtue?
>>218153843GOAT
>>218153831my favorite scene honestly, he also talks like the actor who played Baelor, nice touch
>>218153856no one laughed you jerk
>>218153856No, because Daemon swoops in and saves the scene.
>>218153444I have a feeling s2 will cover the citadel and dorne in with adaption original content
>>218153843>10/10 episode>followed by a 0/10 episodeHigh highs lose momentum if they are always immediately followed by low lowsHotd can't stop shooting itself in the foot, while akotsk is consistently good, every episodeAt the end of the show, akotsk is the better experience and story, because the story is not one good moment, its the sum of all the moments put together
>>218153862No. Jaime was an oathbreakin', kingslayin' retard who could have just easily arrest the king and hand him over to Bobby.
>>218153843not really, if anything the better scene was at the table and him seeing his family "getting along" was better
>>218153843Kino scene and actor but it doesn't make a whole show
>>218153756>/tv/ thinks this show won't shit the bedThe season is over. It did not shit the bed. It is known.
>>218153900
>>218153843hotd s1 was mostly kino. But D&E is more consistant.
>>218153831i expected to dislike him but i think he would've been a decent king from this one scene
so the woke moment was fucking Apple boy marrying a whore and raising some whore son?that was supposed to get my chud panties in a twist?
>>218153806The plan is probably to have him own up eventually. Lying about being knighted is his flaw to overcome.
>>218153444So what happened to Raymun being a faggot?
I like that they foreshadow eggs fall to madness. They should have done that with dany
I need posts, Ser Anon, good posts.
>>218153843hotd lacked consistency
>>218153926>>218153922
>>218153926Did you speedwatch? Red is revealed to be a femboy.
>people are still seething over some offhand comment from Carmine
>>218153926That was always a nothingburger pushed by LGBTards. Anyone who paid attention to the books know the green apple Fossoways all descend from Ser Raymun.
>>218153922i think if anything that would make redpillers seethe more than average incels, world is filled with men raising other mens sons
>George has otherwise liberal views but thinks incest is a bad enough sin to curse a family for 280 yearsWhat did George mean by this?
>>218153931The source of his madness is his hair?
>>218153914He's right at some point it will shit the bed they only have enough source materials for two more seasons
>>218153843Why do people still try to defend this gutless loser?
>>218153950 It was an off color remark. Highly inappropriate. If you want, I'll demand he's taxed.
>>218153950he overhyped the seethe
>>218153931She was a white woman with an unhealthy attachment to her pets, a child from a brown guy and an obsession with 'bring down the system', what more foreshadowing do you want?
>>218153795He was the heir to the hive but there are others since they'd be the ones who'd put him in the coffin full of bees
>>218153950>Ashford meadow, whatever happened there
>>218153623>>218153693thanks Ira
>>218153517I don’t get why Maekar doesn’t know in the TV show. Like didn’t he send Egg off with permission? That’s how the short story goes, unless I’m forgetting after years since I read it.
Now that the dust has settled, was Arlan a good knight?
>BRO BEE COFFIN GET IT LIKE THE HOUSE BEES_BURY HOLY SHIT >BRO BARATHEON STAG CRUTCH JUST LIKE THEIR HOUSE HOLYYYY SHIET>I-IS THAT APPLE JOKES FROM THE HOUSE THAT HAS APPLES IN THEIR LOGO AHAHAHah111!!What a shitshow
>>218153970Don't worry George has more Dunk & Egg adventures on the way. He wouldn't just commit to writing something and just never do it
One thing HotD has that Dunk and Egg doesn't./ourguy/ Aemond Targaryen.In fact, I think Aemond Targaryen, might be literally L I T E R A L L Y me.
>>218153972He was a based retard. Aura farming in every scene he's in, as the kids say.
>>218153950fucking Brainless the Second (of his name)
>>218153970>they only have enough source materials for two more seasonsYes. And then it ends. Things are allowed to end without seeing the characters on their deathbed. Its how most stories do.
>>218153922You fell for a grifter's clickbait
>>218153984Do you think he brought the coffin and queen bee with him, or did they have it shipped over when he died?Who agrees to express freight a coffin full of bees...
>>218154000doesn't aemond get killed by the guy who was banging Rhaenyra
>>218153992>knightAnon I...
>>218154000I ALSO have mommy issues, and violent tendencies, and a bit of narcissism and lust for power, and we both hate bastards and blacks
>>218153950He won, desu. He baited anons into talking about his post for many threads.
>>218153931
>>218154000GREEN FUCKING BOY
>>218153970Four more. The fourth and fifth books are done.
>>218153970They're already cramming niggers in random scenes unecessarily. I expect S02 to be nothing but blacks, jews, and fags.
>>218154035HAHAHAHHAYEAH GEORGESURE THEY ARE
>>218154007Ira's planning on 12-15 seasons covering Dunk and Egg's entire lives
Egg: There are nine kingdoms, serDunk: Of what?Egg: The realmDunk: Are you mad? Egg: Is that relevant?
>season 2 is just uhhh dunk going around talking to people to solve uhhh a border dispute?How does this work on screen?
>>218153992Well only one guy remembered him so maybe he wasn't that great.
I just think the maekar scene is weird to end on and doing some fakeout in season 2 would be even weirder, like hes faking it right now unless he rides off and finds them then gives permission
>>218154022He kills the guy that was banging Rhaenyra, yes. >>218154027based I also listen to Linken Park and watch bleach AMVs from 2007.
>>218154042She's there in the books too
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
>>218154049There will be some OC about Maekar trying to look for Egg.
NOTHING HAPPENED IN THIS EPISODE
>>218154050That one guy was heir to the throne who fondly recounted that they broke 7 spears in a joust
>>218154035I actually believe it, GRRM seems to be perfectly happy and productive writing anything that isn't Wind of Winter.
>>218154049>How does this work on screen?There'll probably be a whole episode in Oldtown when they visit Aemon, and I'd also expect a bunch of flashbacks to the Blackfyre rebellion since you need the context to understand the events of Seasons 2 and 3.
>>218154022Aemond was trying to save uncle sensei from being a cuckhold be he just HAD to kamikaze for his wife's sons
>>218154054Oh? Then what's its fucking name, then?
>>218153992He may or may not have been two Dothraki bloodriders standing on each other's shoulders.
>>218154013I like to think he sleeps in a bed of bees.What was stranger I thought was them having Baelor's funeral right there and then. This is the heir to the throne were talking about should have had a royal funeral back home in Kingslanding or Dragonstone
>>218154063It was 4.
>>218154063Four
>>218154071Daena Velaryon
>>218154071Kiera of Tyrosh
i hate you niggas
>>218153702>a white woman playing dunk's love interestthis is a literal hate crime. they need to darken her skin, flatten and widen her nose, and inject her lips or use a suction device on them to make them appear swollen
>>218154082>>2181540814mind
>>218154071Kiara or Kiera or some shitShe's from a free city, I don't remember which one
Who was the older Targ guy at the funeral? Not the King I assume?
>>218154084What? She's Kiera of Tyrosh you retard
>>218154042>They're already cramming niggers in random scenes unecessarily.well it's not like there's any room left in your asshole
>>218154081>>218154082s-sorry your Grace
>>218154105She can't be Tyroshi because her hair isn't dyed.She's also black which means she's from House Velaryon, the only House with niggers in all the seven kingdoms.
>>218154071>>218154084>>218154096https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kiera_of_Tyrosh
>>218154107Nice joke Rahul, fuck your shit colored race and every other subhuman
>>218154084based Shiftbro
>>218154103Correct, he was not the king, he was Daeron Waters, and Daeron Waters is no king of mine
>>218154117Her hair is dyed pink you blind retarded nigger
so Brienne is Dunc's granddaughter or great granddaughter. how does that linage work?
>>218154042>the character is described as this down to the stupid hairim getting chud fatigue
>>218154119it's not so hard to not be a giant bottoming fag, anon.for most people
>>218154055>I graduated top of my class in the bloodraven kinslaying academy>I've killed over 15 of my of kinsmen, and that's just counting immediate family members
>>218154117>her hair isn't dyedMy hair is also naturally light pink
>>218154130No it isn't, it's silver because she's a Velaryon. I hate you so fucking much it's unreal.
>when I want a boiled egg
>>218153950I'm not seething, I expected representation :(
>>218154131GRRM only confirmed she's a descendant. Fuck, I believe that Rowan the Red is Brienne's great grandmother something, a "Fossoway" married into the Tarth line.
https://youtu.be/FQ8JmTNgmiYno cleavage this episode...wtf?
>>218153821Don't Bloodraven and Maekar hate each other?>why? idunno i guess it'll be really funny when I see Maekar's face lmaocould genuinely be the reason, Targaryens are retarded.
>>218154149Are you a fucking spastic or what? She's Tyroshi her character is Keira of Tyrosh you fucking mongoloid niggerhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kiera_of_Tyroshhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kiera_of_Tyroshhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kiera_of_Tyroshhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Kiera_of_Tyrosh
>>218154103Maybe Aerys? He seemed too old though.
>>218154130>Her hair is dyed pink you blind retarded niggerThis is correct, they put a pink haired anime girl in the show just to own the chuds. Stunning and brave.
>some niggers got cast>/got/hotd/dunk/ blows upevery fucking time
Ok but unironically, what the fuck was george thinking with the goofy ass beard and hair colors in the free cities? Did he not imagine in his head how dumb it looked?This is book Daario, would Dany truly fall for such a creature?
>>218153473>she's already pregnantlulz
The actor that portrays Maekar deserves ALL the accoladesHe was a stand out in every single scene he took part, dont get me wrong the acting level was very good overall but he felt a step above any other actor.
>>218154166>show makes a retarded change>i could genuinely see itpeople like you are the reason why everything is so shit.
>>218154149She is literally Valarr's wife, she's standing behind him because she's his wife >>218154167She's a real character
>>218154118any character with more melanin in their body than the average northern european is nigrafied in the tv show. if anyone goes to the beach and gets a suntan, he'll be played by tyrone in any tv adaptation of his life.
>>218154166Bloodraven was literally Maekar's Hand, so no. They were on the Blackfyre killing squad together with Baelor.
>>218154140Find one (1) instance of a Tyroshi being described as black. And keep in mind that a pasty ginger and a valyrian were able to pass as Tyroshi by dyeing their hair.The natives (not slaves) of the free cities being perceived as even brown is a huge fandom-created meme with no textual basis.
>>218154167>>218154189You guys post a wikipedia link to a completely unrelated character. Make it make sense.
>>218153922Shotgun marriages are woke
>>218154178>Why would a 15 year old who has only known rapers* and pdfiles fall for the essos equivalent of an emo boy*that's how george spells it in the books
>>21815418990% of the people here are retarded it's like HotD all over again when people were saying GRRM had full creative control over the show
>>218154180The actor is very good, but it's a shame the writers don't seem to understand the character. It's literally Stannis 2.0>generational performance by a fantastic actor wasted by writers who don't understand the character/want to turn him into a joke
>>218154189>She's a real characterYes, just not an African one.
>>218154191Maekar exiled himself to Summerhall because he didn't like bloodraven and liked the later being named hand before him even less.
>>218154196Tyrosh is further down than pentos, it's a multicultural shitholes with valyrians (hence the passing targs), summer islanders, free city dwellers, and all kinds of other mistery meat people
>>218154167>wiki page had an edit as of the 21st>previous edit had the brighter-skinned art of KieraHmm....
>>218153489Ser Martin is no true knight
>>218154068>>218154043they are finished but can't be published because they contain Winds of winter spoilers. They are titled "the Village Hero" and "The She-Wolves of Winterfell".
>>218154236I mean, alright, but she's not a fucking Velaryon
/tv/ still loves preston and carmine Even after Elio García said they're grifting click-baiting con artists.
>>218154245>/tv/ still loves preston and carmineI never loved them in the first place.
>>218154245>Elio García said they're grifting click-baiting con artistsSauce?
>>218154245>Even after Elio García said they're grifting click-baiting con artists.Huh?
So what was the woke scene? Some libtard on xitter was saying there will be a scene that will make chuds mald. I couldn't identify it for the life of me.
>>218154244She isn't no. The girl in the show is.
>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.Hot
>>218154261Raymun married a whoreYes, he thought this would make right wingers hate the show, the left has no theory of mind for the right and all they believe about the right are strawmans
>>218154245>prestoni'd love to bash his face in with a tire iron. he's the most unbearable narcissist in the world.
>>218153843trvth
>>218154261The part about bees being ruled by a queen, not a king.
>>218154261Raymun marrying a prostitute due to her being pregnant with a kid that almost certainly isn't his.
What if GRRM the Unworthy releases the 2 last books upon his death and puts everyone's theories on its heads:Like: J= is actually N+W (NW, Nights Watch, as a clue since book 1), Jon is dead dead, 'fake' Aegon is actually Rhaegar and Elia's son, etc.
>'Quinn the GM' has had Winds of Winter clickbait in my youtube feed for a decade now despite me telling youtube to ignore him a dozen times
>>218154272You're doing exactly what you're accusing them off in this very post
>>218154239so did Game of Thrones 6-8. Makes sense George/Bantam would want at least 3 stories though. But maybe GRRM can manage it, a 70 page story is easier than a 1200 page one.
>>218154236Her appearance is never described you retard, it's based off of the Tyroshi being brown mutts and them dyeing their hair she has long been depicted in fan art with pink hair>>218154267Kill yourself, do your family the favour of releasing them from the burden of having to deal with you
>>218154273You should read his fan fiction
>>218154282GRRM the unworthy should canonize all fan theories even if they contradditct before death
>>218154288you retarded motherfuckers just suck at using youtube. i never get recommended a channel if i tell youtube to not recommend me that channel.
>>218154281that's not woke, he's just retarded
>>218154292You're lashing out in anger because you've been exposed as being wrong but are too prideful to admit it. I forgive you.
>>218154302I would agree with you but some of the low IQ chudbaiters that twitter forces into my algorithm are bitching about it right now so
>>218154282I read a 10-year-old comment that the books only covered up to Jon's death. Is that still the case?
>>218154290Oh, so they have a theory of mind of the right, and what I'm saying is incorrect and thus a simple strawman? Curious, then why did they believe we would hate this episode? Why do they believe we will hate Lady Webber?
would agot have been better if the original Hound actor stayed on board
>>218154245Unironically subscribed to their patreon(its 1 dollar). I think preston's nitpicky episode reviews worked with shitty got episodes, but they feel really disingenuous with this show. Also he should drop the night king fursona
>>218153668Dunk the link is thick as castle wall. Beauty can hit him straight into face and he won’t realise that
>>218154233Summer islander trade passing through the city is not going to cause a major genetic impact.Tyrosh was also a Valyrian settler colony. The island was uninhabited before the Valyrians built the citadel and then subsequently found that they could exploit the local snails. Realistically the citizenry, again not slaves, should have some of the purest Valyrian blood around.
>>218154142Then why do you struggle so hard with it shitskin?
Bee Magic
>>218154051Yeah. The only thing that makes sense to me is that Maekar is doing a performative ruse to be like “oMg tHaT eGG is GoNe AgAiN!!!” so that no one knows he willingly sent off his son to squire for the hedge knight who made him kill his brother.
>>218154313Meant to quote >>218154301
>>218154281So he implied that cuckolding is woke, aka leftist?
>>218154178Looks like Post Malone
>>218154281Almost certainly? He fucked her for the first time the night before of course it isn't his you fucking moron why do you think Dunk is giving her that expression, he has no idea she's even a prostitute she calls herself "Lady Rowan"How is it that the people with the lowest IQ on /tv/ all seem to gather in this general
>>218154261>he fell for the troonbaitlmao
>>218154321you mean Mountain? Yep. Got some funny images from here though about Mountain getting young and Tywin commented about it (i lost it in the Great HDD Sickness of 2025 when my HDD broke)
>>218154331Bee magic is real, the red woman is a lying witch
>>218154302Kill yourself, actually kill yourself
>4 pages dedicated to Dunk in the white bookWow, Gerold Hightower must have been a superfan
>>218154245Reminder that Elio took down a load of fanart from his wiki and replaced it with shitty ai art he generated.Words simply cannot describe how much of a cretin the man is.
>there will never be a show covering the Maester Conspiracy because nobody wants to see the dragons sufferfeels bad man
>>218153595>sanderson>kino anythingYeah if you're a barely pubescent teen maybe
>>218154362Probably listed all the exploits Dunk had (and will have) across the 15 planned novellas. First entry: inadvertently caused the death of Baeloretc etc
>>218154374No such thingThe dragons died because the incestuous aliens are retarded and because they deserve it for being satan's spawn
>>218154316>why did they>one twitter retard
>>218154325how was their interview with Elio?
>>218154392blackfyre hands typed this post
>>218154292>it's based off of the Tyroshi being brown muttskys
Was it so in the novella? does egg just escapes from his family? i really thought that Maekar just changed his mind.
If in medieval times I lost my virginity to a girl and she said the next day she was pregnant, I would’ve believed her too. How should I fucking know
>>218154350>>218154281>>218154272I thought the joke was that she was never a prostitute and that Dondarion was always fucking other men's wives. Did I misread it?
>>218154402No, actually I see it constantly, especially about lady webber
>>218154366He added a fucking chatbot to every page that covers text on mobile.
>>218154386Second Entry: Helped solve a border dispute and made a redhead bitch wetThird Entry: Bumbled himself into a party of traitors where he killed a butthurt homo and some other dude.
>>218154245>>218154245>Elio García said they're grifting click-baiting con artists.Wtf based
>>218154282>>218154297>Still, though a name can change, blood can't. And The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring were A Dance With Dragon's only trueborn successors. Until they weren't. On his deathbed, George the Unfinished forever earnt his epithet by canonizing all fanfiction, from the lowly erotic JacexCregan and LukexAemond AO3 slop to the great schizo theorycrafts of noble YouTubers, including Preston Jacobs and David Lightbringer. Fittingly, George's last act was to thrust himself into the realm and seed and feed chaos.
>>218154419>Daario is lithe and smooth skinned with bright, deep blue eyes which can appear almost purple> His curly hair reaches his collar, and he keeps his beard cut in three prongs.> Daario dyes his hair and trident beard, sometimes in blue and other times in deep purple.>His fingernails are also enameled blue. Daario's mustachios are painted gold, and he has a large, curving nose>A golden tooth gleams in his mouth when he smiles.Damn your picture is an accurate depiction of Daario, spot on, you fucking retard, kill yourself
>Dunk will return in Avengers: DoomsdayI thought that was odd
>>218154429Yes you're a retard, now kill yourself
>>218154429>I thought the joke was that she was never a prostitute and that Dondarion was always fucking other men's wives. Did I misread it?Yes. He just married her when he's introducing her to Dunk. He didn't meet her until after the Trail when she came to see him while he was wounded.
>>218154292>Tyroshi being brown mutts and them dyeing their hairFanon.
>>218153595>first law still not grabbed by HBOWtf
>>218154000>Literally me>Aemond
>>218154270poor girl died by having her throat slashed by the kingsguard who were trying to rip her tongue out :(And the GRRM had the guts to tell us that was all propaganda spread by Maegor's enemies to hurt his image (as if that was needed) and the expert of Citadel agree she really died of "sudden illness". A healthy woman of 43 doesn't die of sudden illness. Fuck off grrm. When you live with Maegor your most likely cause of death is Maegor not illness. Ever since I first read that I became Ceryse truther.I don't care what GRRM says. Justice for Ceryse!
Raymun got himself a real cutie
>>218154451He's not a nigger. So they got it a lot closer than HotD or this show.
>Rowan the Red cheering for Dunk all Trial long>not cheering her husband, Raymun, especially when he saved Dunk from being Rhysling'dhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
why did the ending make me emotional
The year is 2026. I still believe Euron=Daario.
>>218154488>had the guts to tell us that was all propaganda spread by Maegor's enemies to hurt his imageThat's true though, Maegor did nothing wrong
>>218154493Kill yourself already
>>2181543861. Killed hand and humiliated the royal family2. Kidnapped and groomed prince
>>218154494Do you reckon she would have slept with Dunk if he asked when he came hobbling to her tent.
>>218153700Larys is literally just Varys with an L, although the show makes him more akin to Littlefinger
When they called it the 7 kingdoms they obviously left out Dorne but what was the -1 that made it 7?The Crownlands? They were sword to Dragonstone before right?
>>218154502dont worry when GRRM the Unworthy croaks that will be canon
God I want a Lyseny slutty gf so fucking bad
>>218154386Learns to read at forty and takes four pages to write him biography in first grade handwriting
>>218154424I also read it as he changed his mind but it's also true Egg just shows one day up all one like in the show
>>218154516The riverlands and the iron islands were a single kingdom ruled by the ironborn house HoareThey died in Harrenhall when Harren the black defied Aegon
>>218154519It will be canon regardless of whether GRRM dies. For what is canon may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.
>>218154516Iron Islands and Riverlands were one kingdom >>218154525>God I want a slutty gf so fucking badFTFY
>>218154525Get you a Braavosi bitch, anon, you're less likely to run afoul of Essosi chlamydia
>>218154514Probably, Dunk also is probably is the one who knocked her up. Unless I'm not getting the point of him giving away Sweetfoot AFTER Raymun tells him they're married.
>>218154516Dorne is one of the Seven Kingdoms. Crownlands are not a Kingdom. The Riverlands are not a Kingdom. Hope this helps.
>>218154559then why did Egg call them kingdoms. is he stupid?
>>218153589a fucking bee coffin, they really took it all the way, much respect
>>218154551>Dunk also is probably is the one who knocked her upHow do people like you even manage to get on the internet? Is your carer right next to you?
>>218154551GRRM kinda forgot about Sweetfoot and we never get an answer what happended to her after he sold her, so its for the fans knowing she had a good end of eating her fav food, apples, for the rest of her life
>>218153589why arent the bees attacking anyone
>>218154551Dunc gave Sweetfoot to Raymun because he was a penniless hedge knight and knew his horse loved apples. Saying she’d like living on an orchard instead of Storm’s End is a callback to when he sold her and paid for extra oats and apples as a parting gift.
>>218153595Mistborn's writing is not as good as GRRM's works.
>>218153700next season will have weekly 5 minute foot fetish scenes during which Larys will explain the plot, if that doesn't make people remember him I don't know what will
>>218154488>Justice for Ceryse!Queen Ceryse had near 20 years of getting dicked down by one of the biggest studs House Targaryen ever produced. I'd call that a fair trade.
>>218154559Riverlands are a kingdom they even had a king before Aegon I came and conquered them that's when he raised up the Tullys, the Riverlands have a Lord Paramount, Iron Islands became a separate dominion after Aegon I killed Harren Haore who used to rule the Riverlands and the Iron IslandsKill yourself
>>218154507You need help.
>>218153589when I die- bury me in the bee coffin
>caravan departs after the roast>*cuts to baelors bodyjesus lyonel
>>218153589Rest in bees
>>218154502Daario = Viserys = The Harpy = Darkstar
>>218154585>why arent the bees attacking anyonethey are bees not wasps
>>218154604you don't really believe he fucked her 12 times on their wedding night do you
why was the episode kinda doodoo doe
>>218154600And gurm isn't as good as Shakespeare, we still read stuff that isn't shakespeare
>>218153966Targ incest wasn't a one time thing, they did it every single generation
>>218154502>>218154626Euron is the dusky woman
>>218154634this was easily my favorite episode
>>218154656
>>218154634i thought it was a good way to send off the story. what was wrong with it? I'll take a million season finales like this than some shitty cliffhanger that won't be resolved for 3 years
>>218154667yeah
>>218154632There were witnesses to the bedding and Maegor was repeatedly described as being taller, stronger, and just all around more impressive than other men, even as a young teenager.
>>218153843INSTANTLY mogged by Baelor's entrance scene
>>218154670Nothing happened.
Raymunbros we simply cannot stop winning
>>218154613Clearly you do, I guess Xaro is also Velayron? Salladhor too right? Kill yourself
>contemporary music
>ending where a deceased mentor character symbolically walks away from his successor to let him forge his own wayK I N O
>>218154611I don't know why you're so aggressive.The kingdom of Rivers and Hills had been in abeyance for centuries by the time of the conquest.Seven kingdoms AND the Riverlands, not seven kingdoms including the Riverlands.
>>218154640Shakespeare isn't that good, he just had better PR than his superior contemporaries did.
>>218154634>Hardyng, Beesbury, the fucking apple boy. We fought for you>Fucking bee magic>The realm has as many hedge knights as hedgesThere are lots of great scenes this episode
>>218153571>I like the next one (the Sword Sword)Lel
>>218154013Each Beesbury is given a hive in their crib at birth and the bees within serve as lifelong companionslinked: a Beesbury carrying on the traditionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw0IIKvkJgM
The whole fucking series got ruined in the last scene, I can't believe they fumbled at the last fucking possible momentthis is why we can't have nice things. The whole plots of book 2&3 get solved by Egg having the ring wtf is this bullshit ending
>>218153821They already visit Summerhall to get Maekar's signet before The Sworn Sword you doofus.
NEW >>218154723>>218154723>>218154723
>>218154748Meant to reply to this as well >>218154745
>>218154745Cue flashback of Egg lifting Maekar's ring
he won
>>218154720>he has pinned his penny to his tree, whether he returns to reclaim it or not doesn't matter, his own story is what he makes it, a knight of the seven kingdoms
>>218154726Harren Hoare was King of the Rivers when Aegon came you spasticated nigger they never stopped having a king it's just that House Hoare had come to rule both the Iron Islands and the Riverlands you stupid nigger
>>218154578again, I ask:>>218154494
>>218153471Lyonel's offer was the best. He actually wanted him for his fighting prowess, giving him a chance to prove himself on the battlefield and offering access into the inner Baratheon/Stormlands circle.Maekar only cared for Dunk as far as Egg wants to stay with Dunk. He wanted him at Summerhall to solve a problem, not because he wanted Dunk to work for him. It's still a big opportunity of course, but the only thing protecting his life and interests were the friendship with an underage last-born princeling. In the books Lyonel did not make that offer. I'm not sure book Dunk would have refused it.
