Good Egg Editionprevious>>218153444
dexter is obviously going to transition and it's not even funny
So Lyonel fights Dunk when he is like 70?
>>218154723Used to call it making the ei...nine!
>>218154723Favorite theories? Can be about anything. Anyone heard of the Great Northern Conspiracy?
>>218154723>When ser Dunk breaks your brother's teeth (you hate your brother)
....semoc eH
>>218154758Delete this
wasn't dunk dying or somethingwhat happened with that
>>218154775Tyrek Lannister was last seen ahorse
>>218154758Doubtful, but he might go flamboyant queen Elton John-style
>>218154758why are you people like this
>>218154775The Beesburys use bees like Bloodraven uses ravens.
>>218154723>Good Egg Editionhes not
>>218154801>trannies>people
>>218154796was a shit maester
>>218154758You know, Aerion predicted all of this.
Who was the guy next to Maekar during the funeral? Aerys or some other Targ?
>King of the Isles and the Rivers was a title used by House Hoare when their realm included both the Iron Islands and the riverlands.>King of the Isles and the Rivers was a title used by House Hoare when their realm included both the Iron Islands and the riverlands.>King of the Isles and the Rivers was a title used by House Hoare when their realm included both the Iron Islands and the riverlands.>King of the Isles and the Rivers was a title used by House Hoare when their realm included both the Iron Islands and the riverlands.HURR THE TITLE WAS IN ABEYANCE DERP DERP, I'M A FUCKING RETARD HERP DERP
>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old./ss/ is based, George should write more of it before he kicks the bucketGod, imagine being Maegor on his wedding night
i love maekar so much bros
>>218154834don't care lol
>>218154811What was the point of that scene?
>>218154857Kino additionIIRC Egg and Maekar don't even share a scene in the book
>>218154796'tis but a scratch
>>218154868to show that science is fake
>>218154723>knightly jousting
>Dexter will be old enough to play a Targ princess and have a sex scene by 2035so cool
>>218154868to fill out the running time, same as half the other scenes in this show
>>218154857the despair maekar must have felt upon realising that egg wanted to kill his brother, when maekar himself had just accidentally killed his own brother
Who was the funeral for? We know baelor comes back
Raymond isn't to blame. That Oldtown kush will have a man making all kinds of horrible decisions, even marrying a literal whore
I legit can't even remember who "Baelor" was, my eyes glaze over when I try to watch this stupid medieval shit
>leave Ser Duncan's virginity to me
How much book material is there for the show? I'm not familiar with the books at all.
>What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
>>218154926does Westeros have drug dealers? maesters give milk of the poppy to lords for everything it seems
my boy raymond is about to get cucked by a whore someone save my boy save him
Since Dunk canonically grew to be 6'11 and muscular, imagine how big he'd have gotten if he didn't spend most of his formative years as a malnourished street rat in Flea Bottom
lionel and dunk should have sex
>>218154768The Baratheon seed is strong.
he has pinned his penny to his tree, whether he returns to reclaim it or not doesn't matter, his own story is what he makes, a knight of the seven kingdoms
>>2181549412 more short stories out which will be season 2 and 3. GRRM said he has more Dunk and Egg stories but who knows with fat man
If you're going to marry a literal whore, she better be a damn pretty whore, at least Raymun got that right
so that tranny twitter post with "spoilers" was entirely bait
>>218154971Nine Kingdoms
>>218154947Bitches like the White Worm ply all manner of powders and potions and psychedelic plants to needful clients seeking escape from their troubles
>>218154981Trust no Twitter spoilers, ever.
>>218154981No hecking way a Brazilian who's an admitted Communist that makes things about the 'culture war' was lying? For views? For attention? I don't believe you
Aryan babies with Aryan girls
12 seasons of this. Until 2038.
>>218154810GRRM supports trans rights
>>218154939Dunk is soooo lucky
>>218154884HBO isn't that based
>>218154979Shes not a whore, shes a sex worker. Learn the difference
>>218154981one way to get a lot of clicks and engagement is to post 'spoilers' and then fling out whatever you can dig out of your ass.
it's been fun shitposting with you sers
>>218154758Aerion would be proud
>Dexter was born 3 years after the first season of GOT came outFuck, I'm old bros
>>218155010
>>218154982fuck riverlanders and crownlanders
>Tullys set their dead on a burning boat floating down the river>Targs burn their dead>Starks bury their dead n a crypt alongside statues made of their likeness plus a wolf statue >Beesburys cover their dead in beesWhat funeral rites do other houses have?
>>218155018Is Lyonel gae?
giwtwm
>>218154857He's strong.
>>218154973the events between book 1 and 2 could be a season unto themselves
>>218155041We also saw the Velaryons dumping their coffins into the sea
I was too lazy to also paste eggs and dunk's heads on thereAnyhow, im a lorelet, is it 7 or 9?
>>218155030don't leave us ser anon
>>218154981nope, he unironically belives that raymund being a cuck is a total woke victory and a total BTFO to chuds
Ok let's eugenics MaxxDaemon Blackfyre (top male) and ...? !(top female)Let's go
>>218155055He looks like great value aragorn
>>218155035
>>218155055>Not red apple cider. Red apple cider will kill him
Dunk doesn't fuck Lady Webber.She marries some old retard and Dunk leaves to never see her again.The point was that Dunk is a peasant and she's a noble and no matter how much they want it, they can never be together.
>>218155047he's gae the way bobby by was gay for ned, not sexually but if dunk had a giant sister who was just like him he'd marry her in a heartbeat
>>218155076This line has great meme potentialWhat other K7K kinos did we get
>>218155066Wheres the lie?
>>218155075man, i really don't like hotd anymore
>>218155077Knights aren't peasants
>>218155070The Starks are the only family that ever actually practice Eugenics.
>>218155083>People always used to tell me I was stupid
tfw no red gf
Wait why did everyone not use blunt weapons if they're being armour in a to7Swords are neigh useless against armour and they know their opponents are in full plate plus closed helmsOnly maekar was taking it srsly
>>218155077he obviously fucked her before they parted ways
>>218155083None. The dialogues are all cookie cutter
>>218154758Aerion knew.
>>218155090Yes they are. Being knighted doesn't make you nobility. You have to be landed and take an oath of fealty to become a noble.
>>218154973>GRRM said he has more Dunk and Egg storieshe's confirmed he gave 12 outlines to HBO. he doesn't have any incentive to finish things when he can just take credit for other people's work.
>>218155088
>>218155101>Swords are neigh useless against armourWhat are broadswords
Soundtracks released on watertower music
>>218155090You can be a low born peasant and become a Knight, all it takes is for another Knight to decide you're worthy of becoming one. Knighthood is a religious ritual in the Faith of the Seven, it isn't limited to the Highborn. Dunk is a low born Hedge Knight, meaning he doesn't even have any property or land to call his own, he's basically one step above a professional grave robbery on the Westeros totem pole
>>218155094They ruined this joke by having Egg explain it
>>218155083>oh, if it was the andals
>>218155083Beesbury going, what of the kingsguard mere moments before getting killed by the kingsguard is kinda funny.
>>218155110His "incentive" should be to avoid a slow flaying.
I didnt like HOTD of the dragon season 2
>>218155047>Is Lyonel gae?No, but its HBO, so they played it up a lot.>gets Dunk drunk and forces Dunk to dance with him>slaps Dunk on the ass during the Tug-Of-War>his favorite song is about getting fisted up the ass>tries to lure Dunk into living with him, gets angry when Dunk says he likes another man more than Lyonel
>Raymun is gonna get nightly rimjobs and fill this bitch full of kids
>>218155111vizzy t, that was 10 episodes and 5 years ago
>>218155123Knighthood has fallen on sad times, then.
>>218150908>Which Targ would you wanna have sex with the most?Was there ever a tomboy Targ?
>>218155083
>>218155163Why do targ boys mew so much
>>218155166Several, all whores and wantons of ill repute
>>218150908She
>>218155041When someone from House Codd dies blood relatives take it in turn to bum the corpse.
I stuck my dick in the bee coffin again
>>218155156how do you like them apples
what if dexter transitions and plays Danny in the agot reboot show
>>218155055>he is strongbased Baelor going out with a final dunk on his brother
>>218155110He can also distance himself if it sucks
>>218155166Visenya
>>218155173this nigga has become one of my favorite characters in all three shows
>>218155191
>>218155156why not? everyone else haslancel & osmund kettleblack & probably moonboy for all I know
>BRO BEE COFFIN GET IT LIKE THE HOUSE BEES_BURY HOLY SHIT >BRO BARATHEON STAG CRUTCH JUST LIKE THEIR HOUSE HOLYYYY SHIET>I-IS THAT APPLE JOKES FROM THE HOUSE THAT HAS APPLES IN THEIR LOGO AHAHAHah111!!What a shitshow
>>218155198Shit, they actually downplayed her boobs
>>218155198Raymun did anal with that?
Instead of fat Rhaenyra, we're getting fat Alicent in S4
>>218154847kek carrying the grudge into the next thread, nice
>>218155218For me, it's Butterbumps
>>218155217Wear it with pride, anon.
Maekar is Strong huh?
>>218155233Fat? Is that how you speak to your queen?
>>218155198Lol, look at the jeet on the bottom right checking her ass out.
>>218154851My 13 year old ass would be shy to even touch a 23 yo woman let alone bed her (let alone dozen times)
>>218155233Hightower slampigs give it up for coin
>>218155233>fat AlicentFinally /tv/ has some representation
>>218155228Yeah, he thinks that's why she's up the club.
>>218155101They aren't useless, it's just the tip that does the most damage against armored opponents. You puncture the parts that are unprotected or only have chainmail. You can also turn it around and use it as a make-shift blunt weapon. It's pretty versatile.Blunt weapons are effective, but they are also slow, take a lot of strength (and endurance) to swing and become mostly useless once you get into grappling range. Some have spikes added at the ends so you can still do some poking though.
>>218155250Thats ok not everyone can be straight
>>218155243I remember when Preston tried to say that no one in the show should be able to tell that the strong boys weren't Laenor's, kek
>>218155228>Raymun did anal with that?How'd they imply that?
>>218155035The North - Warden of the NorthThe Riverlands - Lord Paramount of the TridentThe Westerlands - Warden of the WestThe Reach - Lord Paramount of the ManderThe Vale - Warden of the EastThe Stormlands - Lord Paramount of the StormlandsThe Crownlands - Ruled by the King/QueenThese are the Seven Kingdoms, when Aegon conquered Westeros he didn't conqueror Dorne, they were never conquered they joined willingly, Iron Islands being so irrelevant is just not included, I don't know why people think it's the Crownlands and Riverlands that don't make up the Seven Kingdoms
I'll miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe brosI really hope some day some season Dunk and Egg will pass through Storm's End before Lyonel decides to rebel and Dunk 1v1's him
THEY MADE MY NIGGA A KEK
>>218155250Maegor was an UberTarg. Shame that his mom brought him back all fucked-up and sterile, though.
>>218155277>remember when Preston tried to say that no one in the show should be able to tell that the strong boys weren't Laenor's, kekHas he always been a retard? I've seen him mentioned on /tv/ for years, but never actually listened to him.
>>218155287Doesn't Lyonel's rebellion happen like 40 years after the tourney at Ashford? He's apparently already old enough to have grey hair, what business does he have fighting in 30 years?
>>218154758Stop grooming, ser
Are there any ytp like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krfYw-e4kv0&t=38s for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?This show was way too gay and boring to take seriously
>>218154851Is it really /ss/ if he was a (younger) teenager?
>>218155294Being a kek is better than being an incel like most /tv/ poster
>>218155266A mace weighs around 2 lbs. They weren’t slow.
>>218155287honestly ira has my blessing to do a bit of fan fiction so long as it doesn't go against grrm
>>218155286NTA. Was Warden of the South made up for the show?
>>218155286the crownlands isnt its own kingdom, it was added as a seperate region ruled by the targs.you're missing Dorne
What memes did Dunk's show give us that will live on these threads?
>>218155326Based.
>>218155317His early book theory vids are kino, when he's talking about anything even tangentially related to poltics his IQ drops 50 points though
I expect all you contrarians to apologize when Maekar officially knights Dunk next season in the most kino scene ever
>>218155318>He's apparently already old enough to have grey hair, what business does he have fighting in 30 years?storm king durran and barristan selmy
>>218155326not really
>>218155294Raymun's seed is just that powerful I'm afraid
>>218155286Aegon counted Dorne even before conquering it anon
>>218155318You have to remember it’s medieval times where 30s was considered old man age. Lyonel here is the ripe age of 24.
>>218155338Diarrhea and giant cock. Two favorites of this board
>>218155318Old niggas in Westeros want to get it on, too.
>>218155294hes breeding a cute fat titted red head, but his heir will be another man's son, tragic just like bobby b
>>218155352No, it was called the 6 kingdoms before they got Dorne
>>218154758That would justify Aerion and flip the entire show upside down
I'm fucking disgusted they used that music
>>218155355>it’s medieval times where 30s was considered old man ageIt's old man age now
>>218155338
>>218155163Why did he do it
>>218155355The setting isnt in medieval times. This is fiction
>>218155369no it wasn't he counted dorne before conquering it
I get adding gags and stuff to compensate for how much humor is in Dunk's inner monologue... but holy fuck did they go overboard with it.It's tough to see another adaptation where everything they added either felt like padding or just straight up bad.I'd love to see a Kenobi-esque cut of this season that makes it seem more like a movie. (as it should have been)
There's only one kingdom.The Westerosi Kingdom.And it's king Stannis Baratheon
>>218154723The gods blessed and cursed him. His old man heart couldn't handle constantly pumping blood and fucking the best babes in Westeros. It was too much, R.I.P
>>218154851imagine being Ceryse during the first few months of that marriage getting creampied around the clock by her young and horny stud prince
someone needs to cut all six episodes into a movie please
>>218155394>CensoredCoward
>>218155372Dexter is a real person and Egg is a character
>>218155286Dorne is part of the Seven. The Crownlands don’t exist as a concept when Aegon begins his conquest. He set up the Aegonfort on the top of 3 hills and it becomes Kings landing over time. It’s also the kingdom of the Rivers and the Isles before Harren the Black dies. Aegon chose “the Seven Kingdoms” in order to appear divine to the people of Westeros, something he did often and intentionally.t. Currently reading Fire and Blood
>>218155374Yeah it's very annoying because I like the song on it's own but holy fuck don't put it in a fucking fantasy fiction show you fucking clowns.
>>218155332Are you illiterate? I said Dorne wasn't conquered by Aegon, they were their own kingdom and only joined nearly two centuries later willingly, the Seven Kingdoms title predates Dorne joining so how can they be part of the Seven Kingdoms you dumb nigger and the Crownlands is a region created by Aegon it includes neighbouring islands ;ole Dragonstone where the Targs lived before the doom as it was the furthermost part of the Valyrian freehold
>>218155409Yeah this could be a decent two and a half hour movie if you cut the flashback and the plummer dunk rigging conversation
The guy that plays Daeron was fucking hot. I hope he gets more roles after this.
>>218155409I have that capability, but I'll not share it with you nutless chuds. You'll pay the iron price for my gifts, little bitch.
>>218155374>>218155436Im glad they put it so that whiny faggots like you get fucked
Which scene was the most useless/ time wasting you think? For me it was that cut away in the middle of the battle to show us some brown girl for 20 minutes.
>>218155445>if you cut the flashbackjust cut the first half and put it in episode 3, then put arlan saving him in same place when he first gets knocked out in the trial
>>218155452I'll stop watching after season 3 anyway, so maybe for the She Wolves of Winterfell you retards can get 'California Girls' or something.
>>218155455The one where baelor said he'll fight for dunk
>twitter tranny says everyone will hate raymun and the chuds will seethe at a big reveal in the last episode>he beds a prostitute while she tends to his injuries and immediately marries her to retain his honorWas that nigga FOR REAL?
>>218154851>twenty three and already a barren hag
>>218155450no one likes euron
>>218155464Was that even his voice? It sounded like a dub.
>>218155374You owe your soul to Amazon bitch, deal with it
>>218155455I would have been fine with that scene if that put it at the beginning of the episode before the battle started or something (and made it 50% shorter)
Maybe a bookfag can say otherwise but I’m surprised George hasn’t done the legendary sword trope that fantasy universes typically have. Even Frieren has it.
>>218155409yeah a much shorter movie. 2 hours tops. watching it as is was just unbelievably frustrating because I'd keep seeing individual scenes that would raise my engagement before it inevitably trailed off again.
>>218155468They're jealous of our boy raymun getting himself a proper qt gf instead of their shitty fantasy of raymun x dunk o algo
>>218155468i think the nigga forgot incels love bobby b even if his heirs are another mans kids
>>218155455>>218155462>>218155478Just put it at the beginning and tell the story in chronological order. Flashbacks are for pseuds
>>218150908Aerea daughter of Aegon the UncrownedBaela daughter of DaemonDaena the Defiantprobably missed a couple
>>218155468It's probably because he's kind of getting played to raise some other dude's kid.
>>218155446Fag or femanon?
>>218155483>longclaw>oathkeeper>needle
>>218155485still better than binge shit
>>218155483wasn't Himmel unable to pull the sword? been a little while since I read the manga. is that where the anime is now?
>>218155473I do, but show Euron got fucked over by D&D and that is why they're marked for destruction.
>>218155342Maekar knighting Dunk would be admitting to everyone that Baelor died for nothingA commoner cant request a trial by combat, so he should’ve had his hand and foot cut off. Maekar is the last person Dunk wants to know about his true status
>>218155483>Maybe a bookfag can say otherwise but I’m surprised George hasn’t done the legendary sword trope that fantasy universes typically have. Even Frieren has it.Dawn, lightbringer.
>>218155374Never watch A Knight's Tale
>>218155441>retardo doesn’t understand claimsI wonder why the coat of arms of english kings included the french royal arms for centuries
>>218155287>Dunk and Egg will pass through Storm's Endthey will, anon. like seamen navigating the windward passage
>>218155499Those are just sword names. I’m talking about a thee legendary ancient legendary blade.
>the nigger velaryon at Baelor's funeralSo this is always gonna be a thing now, huh? Dindus with shitty wigs being the "purest" of the Targs. We'll never escape it, thanks HOTD and thanks JEWS.
>>218155508He never pulled the sword.
>>218155491>Flashbacks are for pseudsonly pseuds say this
>>218155338CiderAnti-targ rantsBlackfyre slander
>>218155491>>218155478the problem with the flashback is it doesn't tell us anything relevant or new. there is no payoff when we return to the present. it would have been more logically placed before Duncan intervenes in the puppeteer getting her fingers broken because of the link between Rafe and her.
>>218155483>>218155499Don't forget Dawn
>>218155483>TranimeGo away faggot, ywnbaw.
>>218155483>The finest knight I ever saw was Ser Arthur Dayne, who fought with a blade called Dawn, forged from the heart of a fallen star.
>>218155508He wasn’t. The anime just passed Stark and Ferns first date.
>>218155455That and Raymun with the peddlesnatch.
>>218155526>>the nigger velaryonnot a velaryon
>>218155483DawnLightbringerValyrian steel swordsMOTHERFUCKING BLACKFYRE
>>218155483>even the most generic fantasy story has the most generic fantasy tropGee who would have thought! I honestly don't know how you frieren niggers are able to dress yourselves in the morning
>>218155524literally all valyrian steel swords are that. they're the canon equivalent.
>>218155491No, sprinkle that shit in every episode before the fight and always have it end with the old knight telling him to get up. Then when it hits in the fight it makes sense.They literally stop the fight to give us a flashback to set up the "get up" that will let him rise in the fight. Awful
>>218155532>Blackfyre slanderIt's not slander if it's truth, worm.
>>218155441Aegon declared Dorne as “conquered” on page 32 of Fire and blood when the Yellow Toad of Dorne fled from him a second time. The fact that he failed to hold Dorne is irrelevant. They are named as part of the Seven Kingdoms and the Crownlands is not because the Crownlands didn’t exist yet. It was simply a wooden fort on a hill in the wilderness.
>>218155483A whole civil war started because the magical legitimacy sword was given to Daemon
>>218155524>legendary ancient legendary bladeIce was exactly that, and it gets melted down in round 218 of subverting expectations
>>218155483>but I’m surprised George hasn’t done the legendary sword trope that fantasy universes typically have>lightbringer>blackfyre>dawn
>>218155517I watched it and its the most bland dogshit I have ever seen. /tv/ probably loved it lmao
>>218155526You mean Valars wife with the pink hair? She’s not a valeryon, she’s tyroshi and is brown in the books too
>>218155483There's a sword forged from a meteorite that is otherworldly whiteThere's a double digit amount of named valyrian steel swordsBlackfyre becomes a narrative device multiple times throughout the dynasty
>>218155524Stormbringer! STORMBRINGER!
>>218155483a war was fought over a fucking magic sword
>>218155553>an actual cuckhold talking smack
>>218155327A mace yes, other bigger blunt weapons less so.With a mace you still need to swing wide and hard enough to do damage. Polearms are the best though, again because of their poking abilities.
Simple as.
>>218155338more beeposting
>>218155517At least with A Knight's Tale it's baked into the style and tone like it or not, it's not based on anything so they can do whatever they want.
Cute and canon!Was AKot7K E6 the most kino episode so far in the history of GoT? I honestly think it beats HotD S1E8 for me
i demand justice for ser pounce
>>218155561>its the most bland dogshit I have ever seenAnd yet you *don't* love A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>218155494meant for>>218155166
raymun wasnt as retarded as it appears, although it is general knowledge that women cant find out theyre pregnant so soon after sex, it wouldnt have been for a naive retard in the medieval timesit is implied that at least several days have passed since the end of the tourney, and assuming that he fucked the prostitute on that same evening, and she told him she was preggers days after and raymun being an inexperienced virgin who got his first taste of pussy, is likely to fall for it
>>218155543>>218155562oh shit you right, didnt notice it was pink.
Imagine fucking Araea AFTER the bloodwyrm infection
>>218155582So it shall bee.
>>218155585>most kino episodeHell no. Red Wedding is unmatched.Yes even with shitty D&D OCs like Talisa Stark
>>218155483Do valerian steel swords count? If not>dawnThe ancestral sword belonging to house Dayne of Starfall. Made from the core of a fallen star. It's a milk white greatsword, harder and sharper than Valerian steel but not made with evil magic. Likely irrelevant because of timeskip problems. >lightbringerSword of Azor Ahai, no known properties aside from symbolism. Probably doesn't exist literally. >blackfyreGreatsword of Aegon the conqueror. Symbolises the true king, currently missing. Irrelevant because thematically power is more important for keeping the throne than some sword.
>>218155599>worries in raymun
Yeah what was with the jazz opening and that blue collar song in the credits? Some stupid attempt at populist sentiment or something?
>>218155595>after and raymun being an inexperienced virgin who got his first taste of pussy, is likely to fall for itOr maybe he was like book-accurate Robb and didn't want to potentially sire a bastard right as the new branch of his house was getting started. Whatever reasons, naivety or honor, Raymun retains based af status and fuck that twitter tranny for making my heart sink when he gave Dunk that long hug.
>>218155610>Irrelevant because thematically power is more important for keeping the throne than some sword.I bet you're still stuck at solving Varys's riddle
>>218155622My headcanon is that the appleseed is strong and its his kidThe main timeline green fossoways wouldnt side with Stannis if they werent descendants of Raymun
>>218155543Funnily enough there's no official description of Kiera in the books. picrel is fanart but it's what the wiki chose for her article so it's likely the showrunners just ran with it.
>>218155622>when he gave Dunk that long hug.yeah, turns out he is just a good broI'm glad they can actually portray male friendships and Raymon is fucking the hottest redhead around
HOW MANY KINGDOMS ARE THERE IN THE REALM
When Baelor said that Maekar is Strong, is he implying that his brother is actually bastard from house Strong?
Armor chads, reporting in
>>218155645>he is just a good broShame Dunk isn't.
>>218155250I was legitimately pined to be molested by an older girlThough I was and am still very shy 13 years later
If you're a maester how would you relieve Lord Lyonel's itchy asshole?
>>218153843>One scene in HotD has more impact than all six episodes of AKOTSK.this is the main problem with hotd, it's a bunch of disconnected scenes that don't make sense when put together.
so is that nerd Ira Parker the best GoT showrunner?
>>218155663How is lyonels armor in S tier and not in good armor bad helm?Maekars armor deserves to be higher
>>218155667you mean he just should have gone with Lyonel or Raymonor do you mean he should have told Raymon (in private) that kid could't be his?
>>218155680yes
>>218155667>a few years pass>"Duncan, I fought for you and you let me marry a fucking whore! I can't even stand to *look* at this fucking brat!"
>>218155675Viserys' character arc is pretty coherent. It takes place over like 15 years so it can feel a little jarring when he falls out with his brother in one episode and then reconciles with him in the next but it's actually a pretty believable and moving story. The stuff after his death is pretty random but that only accounts for 2 episodes
BEEEE
>>218155672get Alice
I love how there's all this setup of the need the realm will have of Dunc and his foot but none of it fucking pays off because GRRM didn't really come up with anything for him to do .
>>218155663Daeron's armour is only unpolished, if it was polished it'd be an expensive set in the 15th century
>>218155680turns out yesApologize right now /v/
>>218155713>GRRM didn't really come up with anything for him to do>>218113773
>>218155689>do you mean he should have told Raymon (in private) that kid could't be his?Yes, absolutely. It's less obvious from the smaller scale of the tourney as represented in the show but there was no shortage of people in the gallery who'd have seen her, would recognize what she was and would look forward to snidely letting Raymun know at some later stage what his supposed friend wouldn't.
That redhead is beautifulRaymun what a chad
>>218155610>Symbolises the true king, currently missing. >Irrelevant because thematically power is more important for keeping the throne than some sword.Kek you almost had it.
>>218155573>t. Bittersneed
Stubbed my fucking toe on the desk, this would have NEVER happened if that stupid cunt king Maekar and that witless hedge cunt didn't kill Baelor, he would have NEVER let this happen.
>>218155061are the crownlands considered a separate kingdom?I thought it was just the lands surrounding kings landing
God how barbaric were medieval times that we went>Yeah watching two dudes run at each other on horses with sticks is good entertainment
>>218155727hm trueI guess Dunk was kind of preoccupied with things and just trying to stay alive to bring himself to do it But yeah he was by far the worse friend
>>218155587Ser Pounce is more a knight than Dunk is
>>218155726aah yes, Jon Snow that extremely significant character who has so much impact. >blackfyre rebellions unless there's something specific Duncan does that no one else could who gives a fuck.
>>218155730>laughs in manfred
>>218155726According to show Jon Snu did nothing
>>218155745It's really no different than mma, or extreme sportsI bet being there, making bets on wether Lord Lannister would manage to win against Ser Royce, would be cool as fuck
>>218155753He is Azor Ahai Come Again.
>>218154810
>>218155736Better to be bitter than to be cuckedCuckraven
Everyone mourns Ser Beesbury but we don't even get a mention of Ser whatshisface that also died
>>218155765He screamed at Viserion
so the green apple fossoways are canonically descendants of bastards now?
Bloodraven having fans is strange to me. It’s like if Grima Wormtounge had fans.
>>218155745Watching guys vie for championships is hard-baked into humanity.
Dunc cannot be the hero of the story because he just becomes a simp for targshits for no real reason
these books are super short, i started at the end of ep 6 and am almost done
>>218155788All Aegon “children” were bastards. He was infertile and his sister had to fuck other men to have children.GRRM is extremely into cuckoldry
>>218155797They are perfect to read in one sitting.
>>218155794Bloodraven was more effective than Grima
>>218155796>simpAfter being responsible for killing the best prince Westeros ever had is sees it as his duty to make Aegon a good princeHe is in a way making up for it
>>218155794he's the only character in the series who appears to have some kind of plan and knowledge-driven ordering of priorities, including the author of the books.
>>218155788We really don't know, there are a thousand options>Red lied about pregnancy to snipe a knight marriage>Raymun sobers up in a week and realizes he married a whore and asks a septon to annul>the gigacovid that is literally about to happen kills red
>>218155794>Cool albino >Cool motifs>Sorcerer>Expert swordsman>Expert archer>Tywin style brute force politics>Politically active>Banging the hottest woman in Westeros>Lives to the current dayHe's a hilarious level of edgy OC and that's charming. Unlike Darkstar
https://x.com/maenyraa/status/2025793439829487930I hate modern editing so muchfucking 0.5 seconds long clips cut together
>be robyn rhysling>show up with no shoes on>fight a trial by combat for a random hedge knight you've never even met>btfo several kingsguards and targs>leave without saying a wordbased
>>218155800to be honest that probably happened a lot in historyit happens a lot now, look up the statistics its pretty crazy
>>218155797>still no Aerion/Valarr fuck ficsTrain's late to the station on this one
>>218155788Dependsmaybe the kid was a daughter (I hope so)
>>218155796>for no real reasonYou stupid or you baratheon?
>>218155829The Warrior's task was done, on to the next need for a righteous hand
>>218155823nah we're definitely gonna get a scene in one of the later seasons where dunk and egg visit raymun at new barrel and she's there and they have a bunch of kids
Wth was Lyonel's speech in the beginning? Are they shaping him up to be a Blackfyre supporter?
>babytraps you
>>218155855I mean, that could enter option one
>>218155796GRRM can't decide if he wants the Targs to be the flawed but nevertheless morally justified Westeros rulers (ala all royalty in classic fiction, see The Three Muskateers), or subvert that by having them all be mad-kings-in-waiting.him wanting to end the series with an election is so unsatisfying because its fundementally a rejection of the genre. fantasy is about being reassured, you have to give people a return to stability not something that we all personally know doesn't lead to straightforward happy endings.
>>218155855>redhead daughter>all other kids are black haired
>>218155857Baelor’s death was nobodies fault but his own and Dunk shouldn’t feel bad for it
>>218155858Raymun so lucky
>>218155858>gives birth to a "velaryon" baby
>>218155857Lyonel will canonically rebel and Dunk will duel against him But more generally, they are showing us the nobles don't respect the Targaryens anymore (and how to blame them?)
>>218155857Just a loud voice for the disaffected, Lyonel's grandfather (?) caught some shit from Targaryens so he's got family salt to throw.
>>218155823don't forget option 4>Fossaway and his wife never appear in the series or are mentioned again
What was it that retarded eceleb sidekick were saying that would cause chuds to seethe?Was it the half a sec shot of the nigger at the funeral?
>>218155857Makes sense, I always got the vibe that the great houses really didn’t care all that much about Targaryen’s winning the rebellion
>>218155713He partially stops a blackfyre rebellion in 3rd season if that counts
>>218155794he's actually the equivalent of Gandalf, as is Melly sanders. as long as he's sincerely motivated by trying to save westeros from the wights it doesn't matter if his methods are dodgy.
>>218155858Raymun is a good gods fearing man.Surely the gods will reward him by letting the baby be stillborn and him being none the wiser to the truth.
>>218155829based
>>218155891> didn’t care all that much about Targaryen’s winning the rebellionBlackfyre or Targaryen, why would they care who sits on a throne unless it’s someone mad like Maegor or Dany
>>218155903Or as the other anon it could be a daughter, so little harm would ever be done to his line
>>218155858Biblically accurate Rohanne Webber
>>218155876she's gonna give birth to a ginger dondarrion bastard from how many times my boy manfred nutted inside her during the tourney
>>218155858Imagine having to nut in her raw all the time forever and making beautiful white children to continue your legacy in your new fledgling royal house, god that would be so awful I would much rather be dunk and chase retarded brown girls who like to taunt authorities and noblemen and never put out
Beesbury knew what was coming
>>218155892he foils a conspiracy not a rebellion. it's small potatoes, not the stuff heroic prophecy is made of.
Where Blackfyre sword at
>>218155909That's better, i don't want him to have a stillborn baby that he thought was his.
>>218155919dunk is going to lose virginity to a redhead slut unc keep up
For me, it's Glidus, the best GoTuber
>>218155819Untrue. Varys, Littlefinger, Euron, Doran Martell and the Faceless men all have long term plans in the books.
>>218155945Can't stand that faggot
>>218155867interestingly the (show) ending's political system is what modern-day Malaysia has- there are 9 hereditary kings of different areas of the country and they together decide which of them becomes king whenever a king's turn is up, although in practice they just rotate the monarchy among themselves in a set orderalthough why Bran gets a go in the big chair is anyone's guess given his kingdom just seceded
>>218155939He also slays Daemon III Blackfyre in the 4th Blackfyre Rebellion.
>>218155919lmao retard
>>218155952What was Littlefinger's long plan again, I forgot
>>218155970chill in the vale while everyone kills each other
>>218155961>interestingly:-/>>218155963>he also slays ser offscreen in the famous battle of zero consequences
>>218155970EverythingAlso sex with Sansa
although I loved the show, I really dislike the shitlib 'compromise' that has clearly been done between themselves and the chuds>okay it can be majority white but we need some random mystery meats in larger crowd shots>okay no troons except this FTM but it's ambiguous and we'll cover her up so she just looks androgynous>okay no full-on niggers but we'll compromise with a half-breedno, fuck off
>>218155970Cause mass flooding to increase usable land by mermen and sell it to them, thus becoming king of merfolk…oh wait that’s Varys plan
>>218155970take over the vale of arryn, and become lord of the north by marring sansa
>>218155970Be king of the ashes to spite the high lords who have always treated him like a peasant, he specifically never got over Catelyn being pawned off to a high lord who also destroyed him in combat just for everyone but Lysa to forget about him forever.
>>218155961the council at the end of the show was a joke>the north secedes even tho a stark is elected as king of the seven kingdoms>iron islands and dorne which have historically constantly been trying to achieve independence are suddenly completely fine with staying in the seven kingdoms >samwell tarly, sworn brother of the night's watch is there because reasons
>>218155970Betray Ned, start a war, kill his own strongest allies, give all his power to Ned's kid. Totally won't backfire
Red girl aside, Raymun Fossoway was a real fucking broWe need more men like him
>>218156014Samwell becoming grand maester despite not finishing his studies too
>>218156022The realm
>>218155997what was the deal with the tranny septon?could a person that young even be a septon?don't they have to go through some kind of septon seminary school?
>>218155952as long as Bloodraven wants to save Westeros (as he clearly does in the show) he's not an ambiguous character and no amount of GRRM giving him evil chancellor backstory behavior is going to change that. I'm sorry if you've been told to shill the show by pretending the D&E stories are going to add more to the main series but its fucking cancelled out by what already happens.
>>218155891The great houses did care, they were very interested in maintaining the status quo.
>>218156014and the cherry on top, an infertile cripple sits on the iron throne, surely this won’t lead to any succession troubles down the line
>>218155970Incel rage?Isn't he just the Elliot Rodger of Westeros.
>>218155997>>okay no troons except this FTM but it's ambiguous and we'll cover her up so she just looks androgynousIf you're referring to the novice septon, that's a guy and always has been. He's gay, but not trans.
>>218155993He literally puts down a blackfyre pretender, what other heroic feat were you expecting?Perhaps it would be more interesting if he fought Bittersteel but he was already old as fuck at that point and died a few years after the rebellion. Not much of a feat at that point
>>218155970the dude successfully embezzled millions of dragons from the crown, he should have retired as a whoremaster
>>218156026I forgot about that also while we're at it>all of the stormlands is chill with gendry, a bastard blacksmith's apprentice, becoming their lord>all of the reach is chill with bronn, a lowborn sellsword, becoming their lord
>>218156046It's not really inceldom when Lysa had the hots for himIt's terminal oneitis, turned into absolute spite over the years
>>218156056something that doesn't sound like a paragraph in a history book. plus he puts down rebellions with the entire military of the seven kingdoms available. it's not heroic or interesting.
>>218154758I doubt we'll even get season 2 before he does.
>>218156060>we kinda forgot all these decisions would lead to a new realm-wide civil war in a few years time
>>218155970Having the Riverlands and Vale already gives him 2/7 of the seven kingdoms. Sansa could get him the north and considering Dorne will rebel he's basically taken over half of Westeros.
>>218156060Gendry is Bobby B bastard, legitimised bastards is not uncommon when main branch dies out.Brown will likely get poisoned by his enemies few years down the line because no way Reach will accept him
>>218156085>Riverlands and Vale>2/7Uh oh, someone tell him
>>218155680I’m curious what he could’ve done if he was in charge of thrones or hotd
>>218155745Dude I'd be so bored I'd probably be signing up for warWhen is someone inventing vidya
>>218156040Exactly, none of them were enthusiastic about supporting Targs beyond gibs
>>218156107SHUTTHE FUCKUP
Did tourney lances do anything but get two of their guys killed?
>>218155940Currently with Bittersteel Currently in the books with faegon and illyrio
>>218155483I mean Valyfian swords are "legendary" enoigh, no? Blackfyre, Dark Sister, Dawn, Ice, Brightroar, Heartsbane, Longclaw and others have an amazing status. They're re desired by just about everyone and have legendary origins.
>>218156119There was a case where medieval peasants put a chicken on trial for devil worship. It was probably the most exciting thing to happen in years.
>>218156143Bittersneed
>>218154723
>>218156143No. Baelor got both of them killed.Thankfully he got brained, so that's some small justice.
>>218155945He’s gay tho
did I miss a scene where Dunk sold his white horse?
Does Dunk ever get jumped by brigandsThere is a distinct lack of robbery and murder in Westeros
>>218156161Episode 2
>>218156161Yes dumbass
He sold it to buy his armor
>>218156161Yes to buy armor, he tosses a coin to the stable guy and tells him to give her oats for the night.
>>218156060>all of the stormlands is chill with gendry, a bastard blacksmith's apprentice, becoming their lordTo be fair Edric Storm will likely be legitimized by fAegon and probably be the last Baratheon standing but he doesn't exist in the show
>>218155970LARP as Harren the Black and Bael the Bard in Harrenhal with Sansa as his sex slave
>>218156166>There is a distinct lack of robbery and murder in WesterosNot in the asoiaf booksWhole lot of issues, Brienne and Pod get almost killedBut it depends on the times, in war time they thrive, but in peacetime they obviously get hunted down and get quickly eliminated
>>218156175>>218156172>>218156177it was just 2 stags for a daydon't tell me a horse is barely worth 2 stags
>>218156101>Gendry is Bobby B bastard, legitimised bastards is not uncommon when main branch dies out.in the books it would make sense for edric storm to get legitimized and be the heir of house baratheon, since he's a recognized bastard and he was raised at court and given an education and traininggendry is just some random kid robert had who doesn't know how to read or write and has lived the entirety of his life as a peasantwhy the fuck would anyone in their right mind give him control over on of the most powerful kingdoms on the continent?
>>218156083>lead to a new realm-wide civil war in a few years time>in a few years timecome on, the moment the leaders of dorne and the iron island return to their home they will begin their war of independancea few weeks after the show ending, westeros is already in a state of total civil war
>>218156204He got enough to pay for his entire set of armor anon
Make a new thread before I shit meself
>>218156156basedfyre
Till next year SersFarewell
>>218156161that was the dramatic climax of the suspense-filled thrillride that was episode 2.
What would you do if you were BranI would've given Storm's End to Dondarrions. Good loyal marcher lords, had close relations with the crown in the past.And Reach to Redwynes probably. Hightowers could be considered but they already too powerful
>>218156233See you in june
>>218156240>I would've given Storm's End to DondarrionsThat would be Gendry
>>218155832Sorry, what happens a lot now?
>>218156258Men raising children that are not their ownIn france it's so prominent they banned paternity tests
>>218156270France is a bunch of disarmed cucks.They deserve everything that happens to them.
>>218156240>What would you do if you were Branrealize that me on the iron throne is a retarded ending and abdicate in favor of Edmure
>>218156291>*Laughs at you as if you were some random hedge knight and not lord of one of the seven kingdoms* Uncle, please....
>>218156291Based and rad.
new>>218156322>>218156322>>218156322
WORS NAMEDAY EVER
>>218156334She forgave Dunk the lunk
>>218156212yeah I hate that people always think Gendry (who is the son of a literal whore) is first choice for taking over the Stormlands when Edric Storm exists and grew up in Storm's End, is acknowledged by Robert as his son and has a noble mother (one of the florents).
>>218154916>accidentally
>>218155699>Otto dismissed for his girl>suddenly back and no one questions it>Otto trying to get the dragon egg back and acting as if he is negotiating from a place of strength>THEY WERE FUCKING, VISERYS!>Cole kills a household knight of the future king cosort with no repurcussions>gets promoted offscreen>child -Targaryen- fighting pits>raped servant girlit was very incoherent. the Viserys actor is pretty fucking good and carried the show but the writing was always shit and only seemed coherent because of the big time jumps so people filled in the gaps with their headcanon.
>>218155380hates brownoid girls
>>218155464Say sike nigga
>>218155355kek
>>218155524Lightbringer. So legendary it doesn't even exist.
>>218156014For me it's the pirate girl shutting up after the midge threatens her.
