Bros shouldn't let bros marry hoes editionPrevious >>218160227
What of the Kingsguard?
>>218162514I shall distract them with a clever riddle
>>218162514
was that whore actually already pregnant? I thought she was just joking, like "you fucked me so good, I'm sure I'm pregnant."If she was already far enough in a pregnancy to know it then raymun would know it could not be his.
Bee magic?
i need good posts..the thread...
So since george treats moontea so lightly i think its obvious Rowan isn’t even pregnant and just tells Raymund that so she can marry him
>everyone who was in the trial is reeling from their injuries the next day huh imagine that
>>218162506I can't believe the first episode of GoT was aired 20 years ago
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>>218162555Magic to return someone to life?
>>218162552yes she was saying she was pregnant, the idiot virgins among us assume she was definitely pregnant because if someone says something on screen then its 100% true. No point in trying to discuss they've never interacted with a woman.
>>218162569She was going to tell him that story no matter what. Getting rid of a baby is trivial in asoiaf, getting married to a newly landed knight is not.
What walking down hallways and apologizing does to a woman
>>218162588God they just could not get it right could they?
>>218162574Friendly reminder that they originally didn't even have the scene where Arya gets nursed to health until the goblin insisted.
>>218162574Arya was wearing a Valyrian steel chainmail here.
>>218162588Wow those all suck so hard
>>218162506Any webm requests?
>>218162532Aside from the helmet spike the Dunk Kingsguard has by far the best style/armor
>>218162575That is like 3 decades ago
>>218162636Bee hive
on that note a new ruleif a man pledges his life to save yours in a battle to deathat least have the common courtesy to tell him he's marrying the camp whore
>>218162512I recognize you by your language now. You are that troll that starts fights against random people in this thread. You always say something deliberately dumb, and when someone tries to correct you, you call the real/canon explanation a "fan fiction" and the like to bait the other into effortposting and wasting his time.
>>218162514I know this has somewhat been touched in HoTD but what side are Kingsguard supposed to choose if there is rift in the royal family
>>218162588god damn the majority of helms in game of thrones looked fucking stupid
>>218162614Built for rape/spanking correction.
>>218162552I don’t think she was joking I think she was just lying that she was pregnant. Literally “ok we had sex now you need to marry me” and of course he doesn’t know shes a literal whore who’s had sex with dozens of guys
>>218162614It's over, Gwinbros...
>>218162655Whoevers ass is currently sitting uncomfortably on the Iron Throne.
>>218162665calm down ser, she's merely six and ten
>>218162588Aerys Era is the worst. Fucking Rings of Power looking shit
>>218162636Just Lyonel and the shit Maester staring at Dunk at the start while [smooth Jazz] is playing
>>218161322Walder and Bloodraven are both older than Maester Aemon. I thought bookfags were supposed to be smart
>>218162636Full opening of the episode. 17 seconds of Lyonel and Dunk looking at eachother.And also Lynol karate chopping air when he says "Baelor risked nothing"
>>218162636The last Gwin Ashford exchange with Dunk.
>>218162636Lyonel berating his maester for incompetence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUgvQL8uhXQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2V1F6N8Mx0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oehleaz0acU
>>218162681Absolute disgrace to put Arthur Dayne in that Party City costume.
>>218162612He doesn't have any lands though and was kicked out of the family by the actual main fossoway branch.
>>218162588Looking back on it, GoT in general was pretty shit not just the last couple of seasons. They pretty much got no details rightwhat fucking cheap looking dumb pieces of shit those are..
just don't like knight of the seven kingdoms anymore
>>218162532>>218162588ENTER
>>218162611>whore tricking a naive man to raise another man's bastard>they've never interacted with a womanYou must be French
>>218162506What's the consensus on Dunk and Egg so far? Dropped HotD a couple episodes into season 2, is it any better than that?
>>218162625>>218162693Hearing jazz music come out of nowhere only reminded me that the showrunners were unapologetically American. And only confirms that S2 will just be amerislop for the amerigoyim. I shant be watching it.
>>218162733>winning side of the 1st trial of seven since Maegor against a disgraced princeNews of Steffons dishonor would have traveled fast especially with Lyonel.
>>218162767Dunk fumbled its season a little bit towards the end but overall it's the best season of ASOIAF stuff since GOT S4. Easily better than HOTD.
So now that it was confirmed that Ser Arlan never actually died, and him appearing in the battle wasn't a flashback. Who did Dunk actually bury in the first episode?
>>218162767Its not just better its Dunkakino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSkpost a more congruent closing song for the series
sex with baelor
>>218162701>Walder and Bloodraven are both older than Maester AemonBloodraven is (because magic is keeping him alive) but Walder Frey was a baby in Book #3 while Aemon (who was Egg's older brother) was already in maester school.
>>218162588They got it right the first time, with the BobbyBsguard. just too bad they didn't figure out how to fit the helmets right
Honestly, who was in the right during the Blackfyre rebellion?
First episode that wasnt complete shit filled with forced unfunny "jokes" every other minute, and the acting was better.Of course its the worst rated episode on imdb.
>>218162761>another man's bastarddumb fuck
>>218162655The current king. And if you switch to the winning side you might still get executed or then maybe not depends on the new king lol.>but what if there's several current kingsMakes you think.
>>218162645
>>218162788>>218162792Cheers lads, will watch it tonight
>>218162750If George dies before releasing any more novellas, HBO should just timeskip to this part and make a whole season about Lyonel's rebellion and the Dunk vs Lyonel fight. Pure kino.
>>218162839/dunk/ will be back soon, sooner then anyone thinks, a true knight finishes his story.
>>218162831Sadly Daemon fell for the lies of two butthurt assholes (bitterseethe and ser ball)
So, as we all know the last two published books are a bloated mess. With pointless new characters on pointless, boring sightseeing tours, with dumb mystery boxes stacked on top of each other instead of resolving the established secrets, with lots of of climaxes set up but never delivered, with endless food porn, etc. Gurrm has been failing to write TWoW for 15 years now, because you can not continue from there. I think the only solution is to de-canonize Feast and Dance, and then to write a new forth book to continue where Storm left off. Gurrm probably knows this himself, but he can not bring himself to do it and tear down his previous work.
>a true knight finishes his storywill George listen, and be a true knight? i think not
>>218162767Watchable but should have been better and will almost inevitably get a lot worse.
>>218162721>have kino music that perfectly encapsulates the feel of the show >decide to add noir jazz and a 1940s radio hit for some reason
>>218162883it's the fucking timeskip. if he timeskipped he would've solved all his problems. he even admits this himself and has said multiple times before that there was always supposed to be a timeskip in the middle of the series (after ASOS)it's just that the fat retard won't do it for some reason. and so he's stuck forever.
Ugh I want some(not penis)
>>218162883He fucked himself with the Dorne POV and his timed timeskip. The Dorne plot basically has to happen now with Young Griff, while his other characters need the timeskip, like Arya learning to be an assassin. Then we can't have Jon Snow stuck dead in an ice cell for 5 years. He wrote himself into a corner he can't write his way out of.
>>2181627678.5/10 Really good.
>>218162506So the Maekar change fucks up the third book right?
>>218162883This is a hot take but I think his stupidest mistake was adding too much magic without knowing what to do with it.If anyone can suddenly be anyone in glamour and dead characters keep popping up every other chapter it makes everything less interesting and less important.
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>>218162506Anyone got a download link for the soundtrack? Torrents are garbage these days.
>>218162984thanks
>>218162883All he needs to do to focus the book is kill Dany and start the undead invasion.
>"It was very important to have a faithful adaptation. I think George said that phrase to me about... seven times in the first three minutes of our meeting in Santa Fe. So I knew what priority number one was."
>>218162936>>218162957Yeah, god point. The AFfC remake should start after the time jump, or include it half way through or something.
>>218162702>Full opening of the episode. 17 seconds of Lyonel and Dunk looking at eachother.
>>218162982yeah the Mance fakeout feels pretty cheap
>>218163024god i wish that were me
>>218162454>>218162408>>218162512You're both retards for different reasons.Moon tea isn't universally used by women because it's FUCKING DANGEROUS. If it isn't prepared perfectly, or if the dosage is off, the woman can die, bleed out, or become permanently sterile...
>>218163022Nice, thank you.
>>218162767It's good but the cracks are already showing. There's certainly no dragon breaking through the floor moments but there are a few questionable decisions that deviate from the book.
>we'll sleep in stables, inns, some landed knights keepMaekar must've been seeing red
>>218162901WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE THEM PLAY, ANON?!?
>>218162982Shit take. Magic was always a thing in the verse, and arguably only Cat should remain dead and not be brought back, everyone else who came back serves a narrative purpose.It's because of the timeskip, like >>218162936 >>218162957 say. All the MCs save for Tyrion are too fucking young and inexperienced to deal with the Long Night, and Young Griff is supposed to do a mini Targ vs Blackfyre Dance of the Dragons with Dany over who gets to conquer Westeros again, but YG is headed straight for Dorne now while Dany is still in exile shitting water in the middle of nowhere in Essos. It's just all fucked.
>>218162883it is a sorrowful thing, what might have been has been consumed by what is, a dreadful mire from which their is no escape. I would see the glory of Asoiaf restored, let these dangling plot threads loose, unburden yourself from these dire woes. I do not see it though, I cannot see it.
>>218162733He’s just been given new barrel, he told Dunk
>>218163017George had a hard life
>>218163017>it's important to have a faithful adaptation>okay, so can you finish this series of 50 page novellas so we can line things up properly and not create contradictions in the show>....no
>>218162702>And also Lynol karate chopping air when he says "Baelor risked nothing"
>>218162642Remember they went for a tourney, so wearing armour that's supposed to be more ornamental than functional is forgivable.
>>218163041shut up wiki fag we have had enough of your forked tongue
>>218163070why they did they cucked him like this hermanos?
>>218163022this felt out of placebut it was mad funny so I dont care
>marry a literal whore What the fuck? He was suppose to be based
>>218162648Anon, he knows. That's the real secret test of friendship - whether Dunk will point this out to him or not.
>implying dunk wouldn't just accept that she was pregnant by raymun at face value given he's a fucking retardthey should've just played it for laughs
>>218162506Do we have a spinning faith of the seven sonnenrad yet? For kill all targs posting
>>218163102he is whats the problem?
>>218163102>>218163114>carmine is still trying to make this a thingholy shit you faggot let it go
your new meme, gracehttps://streamable.com/s72j2u
never thought I'd envy a Fossoway, but It'd be nice to being made a knight, survive a gods trial as my first battle and marry a chubby big titty redhead, even if she was a whore. at least I would have good sex for the rest of my days.
Why did the redhead sleep with Raymun over Dunk? She was cheering Dunk on during the trial.
at least this sneedson ending didnt leave me feeling cheated like house of the dragon
>>218162767I give it a LIGHT 7/10, whereas for some odd reason the internet thinks it's a 9.5/10.My Ranking for consideration:>GoT S3: 9.5/10>GoT S4: 9.0/10 (But gets worse every time I rewatch it)>GoT S1: 8.5/10>GoT S2: 8.5/10>GoT S5: 7.0/10 (Because of the KL storyline & Stannis' death, would be higher if they did better with those)>AKotSK: 7.0/10 (probably going to get worse thougheverbeit)>GoT S6: 6.0/10 (There are just too many cool scenes in the season, even though most of it is middling)>HotD S1: 5.5/10 (very silly time jumps, and a very odd feeling overall)>GoT S7: 4.5/10>HotD S2: 4.0/10>GoT S8: 3.0/10
>>218163121You don't even kiss a whore
>>218163102Imagine wanting a virgin who doesn't know how to have sex vs the GWAK GWAK 9000
>>218163132Carmine has an even bigger case of TDS than Preston. He's borderline insane.
>>218162704
the ending song doesn't even work thematically with the ending of the show, dunk isn't working for fucking anyone and is a free man, significantly freer than the zogcattle that the song is about
>>218163134Good thing I'm not movie literate enough to have understood this as a reference to something.
>>218163151cool who gives a shit? you faggot
>>218162833You may run your house as you see fit but you will not decide the future of my brother's. And gods be damned I will not see it ended on the account of this. Her child is a bastard and she is a whore.
>>218163155are you from one of those dirty countries?
>>218163175what a shitty birthday party she had kek
>>218163141she deemed Dunk a trve knighther diseased ran through cunt would be an insult for himeven the dwarf troupe for all we know
>>218163183The guy asked if it was woth watching, so I gave him a reply and some context to how I rate other ASOIAF content so that he can know whether to listen to me or not.Go watch Hotd again you greasy fat cow.
>>218163114>"This is my new wife, lady Rowen">Dunk facepalm comically>"Ohhh! And I thought she was a prostitute!">Raymun's mouth drops open>Red cringes>Dunk smiles dumbly and wobbles away, unaware of what he just exposed
>>218163187NIGGA THAT CHILD AINT MINE, SHIEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT
>>218163179IT TALKS ABOUT MUD OKAYHE WAS FIGHTING IN THE MUDAND THE BEGINNING WAS LIKE WHEN THE HARDBOILED DETECTIVE IS DOWN ON HIS LUCK AND JUST GOT BEATEN UP BY THE GOONSHONESTLY ITS PERFECT, ONLY PSEUDS DISAGREE!
>>218163187you may take your black ineffectual retards and move along, my house makes cider, and its damn good stuff.
>>218163232shutup goycattle
>>218162832Weren't the first 11 seasons of gloomy adaption/ HBO gave enough for you?
a real human bee
>>218163141She a gold digger. Raymun might be a lesser lord but he'll still have more money then your average hedge knight will make in their lifetime
>>218163211>Go watch Hotd no, no I don't think I will
>>218162717
>>218163067>Magic was always a thing in the verseIn a small and arguably carefully constricted way. While shit like the shadow babby were already stupid, only overused glamour started to break the universe.Timeskip should have been done but it's questionable how much that would have actually changed anything if your writing style brings all the characters into different corners of the universe while you spend 10 years wondering what the fuck to do with them before deciding to add a couple new character into yet another part of the universe. Especially when he always intended to tell the same stories even if the timeskip had happened.
>>218163255A hedge knight, he knows, has connections to the Targaryans and had the little boy Targaryan as his squire.
>>218163175>He literally does a "Y-you too"just like me FRFR
>post yfw hotd 3 turns out amazing
He exists to make fun of you
>>218163139Raymunbros we simplu can't stop winning
>>218162645>>218162850Shit, how did I miss the webm
>>218163270>The others>not the white walkersIRA THANK YOU
>>218163270Does Dunk end up in Tarth and have Brienne?
>>218163065Nta, but I would have added this, at the end:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbYa7NBYyRc
>>218163041I used to argue that but then everyone pointed out how far along Lysa was and when you look into it, it turns out George really did write it as a morning after pill you can get from anyone that knows the ingredients it doesn’t even have to be a maester
(((They))) want you to marry whores
>>218163292I wonder how many normies were wondering "who the fuck are the Others?"
>>218162981if anything it makes bloodraven even more jewish>i could send you back to summerhall>I wont go>hehe funny, anyway heres a loan for dunkfinds the princeling maekar has been searching for, and just lets him go
>>218163280>hotd 3 turns out amazingwhen the seven hells are frozen over, mayhaps
>>218163292gotta love him or actually trying to do the right thing.
Why didn't they show the fallout of Beesbury's wife getting pissed at Dunk for getting her husband and brother killed?
>>218163310>talk shit about incestous aliens that rule over you?>you're a cuck
>>218161693>>unlike mainline ASOIAF, Dunk & Egg shows that being an honorable/just/brave person pays off and the world will not necessarily kick you down for doing itDid you skip Davos' chapters in A Dance with Dragons where Ned's honor finally gets its payoff with everyone in the North affirming their loyalty to Eddard's honor and his children and wanting to restore Stark rule in the North?
>>218163299Crazy how both songs sound incredibly similar as was the style at the time, yet these retards went with the one about coal mining instead of wandering. How do you fuck up something so simple
>>218163333The queen of the hive must keep her composure
>>218163282WE ALL HAD HERBUT HE MARRIED HER
>>218163296Briene's grandparent maybe
>>218163310Be a better man
Its true that Baelor going up against three Kingsguards and his own brother is probably less dangerous than the normal joust Duncan was going to do if nothing had ever happened
Carmine has explained his earlier post. Only it still doesn't really explay why incels would be surprised about a whore beeing a whore.The only grifter I see in this is Carmine himself who has succesfully baited people into likes and retweets and other type of attention.
>>218162767Best shit since got season 3
>>218163276I doubt she'd let dunk fuck her under that oak tree when she's been partying it up with Lord Dondarrion since ep 1 in tents.I bet tried some Follsway cider and got hooked.
>>218162514Take (a lance to the) heart, Beesbury.
>>218163333Was it in the book?
So what is this exactly?
>>218162839:(
Who is /got/'s queen of love and beauty?
>>218163365Why are you still seething about this?
>>218163365I do not give a shit about this tranny, why do you think I do?
>>218163289why are children playing under the coffin bit disrespectful innit
Why didn't Beesbury simply use his bee magic to wipe out Aerion's team with a horde of killer bees
>wounds mortified How is he still alive?
>>218163282whos he making fun of? everyone loves raymun
>>218161693>>218163339This. That's the main lesson GRRM tried to cram into you retards heads - scheming and backstabbing may work in the short run, but true respect and loyalty are much more powerful.Look at the aftermath of Ned's and Robb's death - literally everyone and their mother in the North is making moves to get a Stark back on the throne. They're not even considering vying for it themselves.
>>218163386My tomboy wife, but only if they/them has a penis.
I read the situation more that she is baby trapping him by lying to him not that she is literally pregnant so I don't get all this cuck discourse.
Isn't this book not finished neither?
>>218163289Hopefully we get to see Shiera Seastar eventually. Otherwise she'll just be another legend like Bessie
>>218163415Blessed by the gods. He has a 10 on endurance and strength.
>>218163415The Seven healed him
>>218163225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcdAhI-Qows
GRRM's reaction to the "a true knight always finishes his story" line:
>>218163415>t. incompetent maester
>>218163386A cute little boy meant for molestation by septons
>>218163428Not neither either nor not at all
>>218163386a septon?
>>218163414the bee may fall but the hive remains, discount the bessbury's at your peril.
>>218163296>Does Dunk end up in Tarth and have Brienne?The theory is Dunk fucks one of Egg's sisters and Brienne is a descendant.
Uhh how could Brienne be descended from Dunk if he was a kingsguard? They are supposed to be celibate!
>>218163339>>218163422What is Raymun's long term reward? Being deceived by a whore and giving over his heirloom to a Dondarrion bastard?
>>218163386Probably septa
>>218163365Oh cool the author of this twitter account with less than 10k followers is here to try and rack up some more.Don’t they have bot farms you can pay?
>>218163310If they make me marry whores who look like that it's the best thing they've done in a while.
>>218163436I thought the theory was that Old Nan was Shiera who went up north with Bloodraven. That's why she knows all these stories about the others.
>>218163410Out of the eater came something to eat,And out of the strong came something sweet.
am i crazy for thinking Red was already pregnant and just found the first knight cuck that will take her ?
>>218163474Where does the bit about it being one of Egg's sisters come from? I looked and there's basically no family tree spelled out for the Tarth family.
>>218163454Is his cock really that big or was he using a fake?
>>218163242And yet it will always taste like vinegar to you while you drown in your seething.
>>218163296Dunk bangs one of Egg's sisters who ends up in Tarth. One of Egg's daughters ends up marrying a Baratheon and is a ancestor of Robert Baratheon aka Bobby B
>>218163476He wasn't always a kingsguard. What happens on the road stays on the road.
>>218163480>deceivedin what way? he is on his way up the tree.
>>218163480Surely you weren't stupid enough to think she was actually pregnant?
>>218163365when he said chuds will seethe over Raymun I thought they are making him a gayfag or a troon marrying big tittied ginger whore is nothing lol
>>218163333bee go bzzz heh funny
>>218163474Wouldn't she then have a claim to the Iron Throne?
>>218163365>right wing griftersIts all the same grift, they are all outrage merchants All the rest is window dressing
>>218163494>I thought the theory was that Old Nan was Shiera who went up north with BloodravenThat's a fucking stupid theory
>>218163501No that's what happened
Is baelors son married to a nigger then?
>people think red is pregnantShes a whore, she knows how to abort a pregnancy. Shes only been in ashford for a week or so, she'd not in anyway be showing signs from Dondarrion.Shes just fucking lying to shotgun wedding raymun."oh we laid together and I can just *tell* I'm pregnant, lets get married teehee"she is still a whore though so you can be mad about that
>>218163480You know that it's left up in the air whether she's pregnant or not, and whether it's his or someone else's?That's one of the main themes of the series - the uncertainty of whether something is a lie or the truth, and whether it matters.
>>218163480>creates his own house>has a successful and highly lucrative cider business>raises a bastard child but he's literally none the wiser so who cares; gets a ginger wife out of it
>>218162839Season two is next year doebeltPretty sure that third one will be a year after that too
>>218163501No that was my first thought. Though how does someone whore until they’re like 24 and not have babies already if they haven’t got a solid way of getting rid of them?
>>218163554Yes and she is one in the book as well.
>>218163517>Surely you weren't stupid enough to think she was actually pregnant?What makes you think she isn't? That would blow up in her face pretty fast if she said that to baby trap him and he ends up being sterile or something and she doesn't start showing pretty soon.
>>218163422>That's the main lesson GRRM tried to cram into you retards heads - scheming and backstabbing may work in the short run, but true respect and loyalty are much more powerful.To be fair, it's D&D's fault because they only wanted to adapt the story up until the Red Wedding and nothing else. Then abandoned faithfully adapting AFFC/ADWD where the Lannister's reap what their treachery sowed and the Starks finally begin to reap what Ned (and to a lesser extent, Robb) sowed. So long as the story is unfinished people will ignore the setup of ADWD and continually view the story as nihilistic and ironic rather than optimistic and moral.When they say "We want to adapt A Song of Ice and Fire" they really meant "We want to adapt the Red Wedding" and that's why the how is called Game of Thrones.>>218163480This is show only canon also you can headcanon that Rohan's first kid was a daughter so it won't matter or that she wasn't even pregnant.
>>218163509Sure you believe what you'd like then, truly hilarious how you are trying to get a rise out of this most ancient of generals. Guess that grifting isn't going as expected. You dipshit carmine.
>>218163554that's supposed to be a Tyroshi but normgroids 100% will think that's a Velaryongod I hate how hotd bastardized the series
>>218163554Book accurate nigger even down to the hair color, shockingly enough.
>>218163554Thats a Tyroshi woman
>>218163501>am i crazy for thinking Red was already pregnant and just found the first knight cuck that will take her ?That is quite literally the intended logic of the scene and what the cast talks about behind the scenes. But the internet is now populated by incredible retards who are still training their media muscles, and it's exhausting to be their sparring partner.
Fatherhood DNA test should be mandatory at birth
>>218163562>I fucking LOVE cuckolds now because the alternative is someone correctly predicting I wouldn't like somethingsomehow this is worse than you tards just not liking it
>>218163289I didn’t notice the fucking kingsguards showed up to pay their respects to Beesbury KEK
>>218163506>Where does the bit about it being one of Egg's sisters come from?The Internet.>>218163526>Wouldn't she then have a claim to the Iron Throne?A distant claim that couldn't be proven.
>>218163554a tyroshialso you people suck at being racist, thats clearly an asian
>>218163365someone said Elio called him and Preston grifters but I can't find the source anywhere
>>218162514And what of good Solonius?
>>218163570She's a professional whore, pregnancy is unprofitable and dangerous. Moon tea is so commonly available they can drink it even beyond the Wall. Zero reason to get pregnant until the marriage. >That would blow up in her face pretty fastShe can get pregnant on someone else if he fails, or she can claim miscarriage etc.
>>218163597enjoy french prison chud
>>218163570>That would blow up in her face pretty fast if she said that to baby trap him and he ends up being sterile or something and she doesn't start showing pretty soon.Women lie lie about pregnancy lot of times when they want to settle with a guy. then have constant unprotected sex to ensure there is a pregnancy soon enough.
>>218163070Am I really the only one that assumed she just bullshited her way into a noble position by lying about being preggers, and not that she actually *was* pregnant and she's gonna pass the kid as someone else's? She's a prostitute, it's her profession to not end up with child.
>>218163386LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SEPTON!!!
>>218163386The actress is a female tranny.
>>218163554what's the targaryen's policy on oil drilling?
>crow caws right as Egg shows up
>>218163593>what the cast talks about behind the scenesDoes everything with well trained media muscles have to don extracurricular research to understand a GRRM adaption kek
>>218163554Not fer long lol
>This is a hot take but I think his stupidest mistake was adding too much magic without knowing what to do with it.This isn’t a problem. There’s barely any magic in the books.The showrunners made the mistake of not keeping the magic subtle.
>>218163506In The World of Ice & Fire: The Untold History of Westeros and the Game of Thrones, "House Tarth is an old family of Andal descent that boasts of ties to the Durrandons, the Baratheons, and more recently to House Targaryen." Now, how would Brienne be a descendant of Dunk when he doesn't go near Tarth, but he has access to people who marry into the Tarth bloodline?
>>218163631I hate what society has done to cute tomboys
>>218163386it's a guy, I could find only one image where he's showing his hands
>>218163593carmine is desperate for people to get angry about this, the fact we aren't is making him super super angry, This should've fueled grifter yt shit for weeks. But no one cares, it must be making him so angry. This is what was going to pay his bills for months. Lmao fucking retard
>>218163400Are we laughing at the terrible acting or just thinking about the ways we'd abuse her in our basements?
>>218163639>CORN?
>>218163631I'm busting that crust no homo, call me a faggot cause I'm about to get in them guts.
The lone bee dies but the hive survives
>>218163275>In a small and arguably carefully constricted way. While shit like the shadow babby were already stupid, only overused glamour started to break the universe.The shadow babies are fine. The show portrayed them horribly. Glamours are incredibly subtle and only 1-2 people are seen to perform them.
>>218163647They literally kill Renly with shadow magic
worst episode so far
>>218163668kek
>>218163664>this guy breaks your girl's fingerwhat do you do
>>218163668
>>218163494>I thought the theory was that Old Nan was Shiera who went up north with Bloodraven.Old Nan was formerly Hot Nan who Dunk fucked and thus her great grandson Hodor is Dunk's descendant.
>>218163664Zestarion Targaryan, the first of his name, Blood of the AIDS and Prince of the Crust Bust.
>>218163102You tell me you wouldn't marry pic related and suck her pits every day for the rest of your life.
>>218163660
>>218163683this. won't watch any more episodes of it this season
Aerion would never let his brothers marry whores
>>218163631explain why you know they're female>uh they use pronouns and no male does thatholywood males do.
>>218163689get a new gf
>>218162588>budget only ever goes up>costume gets worseWhy?
>>218163476It's well-known lore that they actually do fuck around and only get in trouble if they try to make something out of the random bastards or fuck the kings girls.
>>218163647>There’s barely any magic in the booksOh yeah fire breathing dragons, multiple resurrected characters, clairvoyance, talking thru fire, animal morphing, magical tree hippies pepo and frozen horde isn't a lot i d sayI am sure i am forgetting a bit more too
>>218163567it's the tansy tea TANSY TEA tansy tansy moon tea you grifter grifter GRIFTER CARMINE FUCK YOU AUTIST carMINE CARMINE AUTIST TANSY TEA TANSY
>>218163709>nooo she was a whore and is probably carrying another mans child>noooo you'll get to nut in her every night raw no ruber and make more heirs >noooooooo this cuckoldry wont stand noooo
>>218163673It’s only happened once (twice). It cost Stannis ten years of his life. Melisandre can’t just perform it whenever she wants. It’s also not a gooey tar creature like in the show. It’s a goddamned shadow that trips you out.
>>218163664god I want to punch this guy so bad
>>218163648>Now, how would Brienne be a descendant of Dunk when he doesn't go near TarthWe have no idea if he does or not. The shield with his heraldry is in Brienne's father's castle so it actually strongly suggests that he does go to Tarth.
>>218163384No in the book Beesbury has a very minor role>He and Hardying joust>He shows up to be part of Dunk's squad>Has a single line about wanting to use war lances but gets overruled by Baelor who wants tourney lances>Then he gets killed by one of the Kingsguard after Raymun tell dunk about it.Beesbury and Lyonel's roles were expanded considerably in the show for the better I feel.
>>218163733None of that is portrayed as obnoxious in the books, like it was in the show, you dipshit. There are no fireballs in the books.
>>218163733>I am sure i am forgetting a bit more tooYeah those pyromancers danny saw in the streets
>>218163664mads in pusher-core
>>218163664kek based
>>218163554Tyroshi’s being black is whatever, Velaryon’s being black will never be ok
>>218163781blasian?
>>218163740>get all the diseases of the seven kingdoms>she has no love for you and just manipulates you like she manipulated all the previous guys>find her fucking the stable boy after a year at most>shitty mom because she has no moralsyou're as green as fossoway
What was the point of character assassinating Raymund by making him a cuckold anyways? Was it supposed to be funny?
>>2181625146 episodes wasn't enough time to show all 3 of the kingsguard apparently. The whole show builds towards the trial by seven and we barely know half of the people in it.
>>218163729additional budget goes to the actors and coke parties, and afew morsels for the CGI jeets.there's not much left for manual labor and practical effects
>>218163668kek>>218163683yeh
Dude how do I get cast for the bro character who gets to kiss the hot redhead on screen for an excessive amount of time
>>218163793SHE HAS TO HAVE NUDES SOMEWHEREI NEED TO SEE THOSE TITS
>>218163793cute whore
>>218163793damn why'd they make her wear a bra
>>218163554Yup, that's why Bloodraven had him killed.
>>218163793She looks like a regular-human-sized midget
>>218163761GRRM confirmed that Brienne is a descendant of Dunk. That is the only one he 100% confirmed and he also said that Dunk's descendants have interacted in the show but he won't confirm who.
>>218163790about a quarter of all blackfricans have "asian" eyes.only 5% of whites do too
>>218163705Hot Nan can get it.
>>218163794its 209
>>218163781Yeah i could probably accept that never gonna watch hotd
>>218163183kek based
>>218163792>please get angry I have mortgaged my house on this please for the love of god be angry, think of my yt channel?
>>218163793grrrrerrrRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH
>>218163793corr
>>218163824Yeah I know, I'm just saying that the assumption that Dunk fucked one of Egg's sisters and that's how it happened is almost entirely unfounded.
>>218163824How the fuck did the Hound grip a Valyrian Steel sword?
>>218163794White fans liked him. How can you even ask that?
>>218163850he kinda forgot it's razor sharp
>>218163852Are you saying they added it to the episode after the first few episodes were out?
>>218163664>Dunk: "It's my fault, I'm the one who requested the trial that killed Baelor.">Maekor: "It's my fault, I swung the mace that killed my brother.">Valarr: "It's my fault, he was wearing my armor!">Aerion: "I am completely blameless."
>>218163849>and that's how it happened is almost entirely unfounded.Brienne is a noble, it's not like Dunk knocked up some random peasant girl, thus it had to be one of Egg's sisters.
>>218163733>fire breathing dragonsThis is the one area in the books where the dragons are actually obviously magic. Their scales and flames are colored in magical ways. They’re clearly magical creatures uplifted by magic. >multiple resurrected charactersIt’s not true resurrection. They’re corpses with life in them. It’s only been performed twice. The Wights are just zombies. >clairvoyanceIt’s dubious. Prophecy is the most common form of magic but also the most sketchy and the hardest to verify. It’s mostly just hearsay. >talking thru fireLike above. Unless you’re referring to the Valyrian glass candles - which are, just like the dragons, the most obviously magical thing in the books. Its light warps light and colour in the room. Valyrian magic is simultaneously the most horrific but also the most beautiful. >animal morphingNo such thing. It’s mentally projecting the consciousness into animals. Actual casual shape shifting would be silly, I agree. >magical tree hippies pepoThey aren’t literal elves like in the show. They don’t throw fireballs. They don’t live longer than 200 years.
What was the thing that was supposed to "enrage Chuds"? That Raymun was cuckolded by a prostitute? That's the only thing I can think of. Lyonel was right, btw. Baelor risked nothing and was punished by the gods. Maekar is an evil kinslayer.
>>218163767>Book says thing is real but it says so moderately!!!Literally just your headcanon If they removed that magic you would be seething about changes from books instead
>>218163740STDs exist in westeros, anonwith no modern IRL medicine to treat itDaeron (the drunk brother in the show) unironically dies of AIDS later on in his life
>>218163793
>>218163664What did he even do that was so terrible? He wasn't a serial rapist or a child molester, so what's with the crazy reputation?
>>218163793AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218163852>White fans liked him.Are you a fucking retard?Or just a indian?THE FUCKING SEASON WAS WRITTEN AND DONE BEFORE THE FIRST EPISODE WAS EVEN AIREDHow the fuck could they know if any fans white or not would like him?Neck yourself
>>218163781https://x.com/tamarachanel_/status/2025776518706680288>tamara chanelForgive me for insisting she was asian
>>218163668>Raymun wears the green hatpottery
>>218163877He could have just knocked up some random noble lady during an adventure on Tarth?
>>218163884George thinks too much magic is a bad thing. The magic was one of the worst parts of the show for just that reason.
Why did Ira decide to make everyone hate the Targs when they're extremely popular at this time in the books?
>>218163880>mentally projecting the consciousness into animalsOh yeah totally normal thing you do every day
>>218163365>>218163883Oh, so it was that. Is it really a chuddy thing to ... not want to be tricked into raising another man's child?
>>218163873He's just like me
>>218163793bessi is that you?
>>218163883>Baelor risked nothing and was punished by the gods. Maekar is an evil kinslayer.do you.. not see how these two contradict each other? why is Maekar evil if it was simply the gods' punishment for Baelor?
>>218163821Yeah, per proportions are all out of whack. Definitely some weird genetics at work.
Listen lads hes NOT a cuck. He just has great sperm like Stannis. Its magic alright
>>218163781We need an update to this, from the image where the black girl is talking to Viserys about giving him kids.
>>218162721reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpGQte6MNGE&list=RDSpGQte6MNGE&start_radio=1
>>218163934Because there is no man so accursed as a kinslayer.
>>218163793GODS
>>218163795Half the show builds towards the tourney but fortunately we don't know anything about that either.
>>218163024She was more invested in Dunk during the bout
>>218163872they wrote a stand up for what's right male charactera man who chose honour over familyand then they presented him with marrying a whoreare you honourable?
>>218163872>>218163896Sure seemed to me like the episodes were reacting to fan reactions as they went along. Especially the bee and apple stuff in that last episode. I don't see any reason they couldn't have added that little buttfuck in on editing. Easier than ever, these days.inb4 "noooooo Shlomo would never do that"
>>218163950except the ratcatcherslayer
>>218163793p-please tell me this is from her Onlyfans
>>218163905Forgive me valarr, I didn't know your wife was chill like that
>>218163941This lad deserved a good ending after all he did and instead his entire cadet line is going to be headed up by a Dondarrion bastard
I am now going to replay KCD because I need some medieval retardmaxxing
>>218163941It's not magic it's just what cidre does to your body.
>>218163873BAELOR DIED FOR DISRESPECTING THE GODS
>>218163924At least it’s not defying the conservation of mass, dipshit. If there’s actual transformation in this world it’s probably gory and messy to make up for the silliness.
>My tomgirlboywife is takenits over
>>218163939>anglo father>irish motheryeah it was over for her before it beganAMIF has always been a cursed combo in the british isles
>>218163959these episodes are filmed and edited long long before they air, i sure hope you actually knew this and didn't think they're made week by week right before they air
>>218163070>notices the wall approaching>gets idea>what if I whore during the upcoming tournament?>I can sleep with every landed knight and lord who will have me and see whose dumb enough to "do the right thing"
>>218162839fast and furious tier ending followed by a hard cut to more music from the wrong era.
>>218163992that's an FTM pooner- they both are
BESSIE
>Valyrian magic is simultaneously the most horrific but also the most beautifulThis is an understatement when dragons are descended from not!Xenomorph worms that eat/cook people from the inside before bursting out
>>218163709Marry? No. Other things? Yes.
>>218163959you are dumb af
>>218163998I literally just said "edited". Are you trying to tell me that you think it's literally impossible for them to edit a couple lines of dialogue with over a months time in the age of AI? Or just that knews are so honest that they wouldn't do this? Or that they're so intelligent that there would never be the need?If it's possible, there's no reason to dismiss it out of hand simply because you're so dumb that you can't keep up with the times we live in.
>>218163022
>>218164036stop you're unironically gonna get /tv/ addicted to/obsessed with her
>>218164036
>>218163289>no one telling their children to beehave
>>218163494A twitter theory is that Shiera was the fortune teller who messed with Egg since the same actress that played the fortune teller was the same one who played the innkeeper where Egg and Daeron were staying.Maybe Shieras going around using glamour like Bloodraven does.
>>218164039Yeah, dragons are basically beautifully coloured symbiotes that had the parasitic traits bred out of them. That’s why they’re bonded to riders—and only one rider—as it’s like a host situation. Dragon eggs stay dormant or fossilized like some species of parasitic worm… Wyrms are worms…
>>218164036tittays
>>218164083I agree, this is very dangerous
>>218163959the fact that 3rd worlders are this stupid makes me sad
>>218164096No she’s just a fortune teller. Sometimes they get taken over by destiny without even realizing it. Magic is funny like that.
>>218164036Be/s/siehhhhh
>>218164036>Pale readhead with huge milkersGOD WHY DID YOU CREATE SUCH UNFAIR WORLD
>>218163508If a kid's on set it's required to be a prosthetic. Same thing they had to do on 28 years later.
I've come to the conclusion that I'm literally Daeron.
>>218164036WHAT'S HER @???
>>218164138same except with dude lmao instead of drinking
>>218164138replace that with ghost pepper sauce or wilfire and you're Aerion
>>218164138same but not as cool
>>218164036Im beginning to beelieve the ugly english women meme is purely gatekeeping atp
>>218164036DELICIOUS MOMMY MILKERS YUMMY YUMMY STRAWBERRY MILKY
>>218164039>>218164101Dragons are unholy creatures
>>218164160I don't remember him looking this beautiful
>>218163070>"Raymun, my son, you are off to tourney for your first time. Now you are still just a GREEN FUCKING BOY so you must not act too impulsive. It's a noble thing that you are doing but remember, you are still young with your whole life ahead of you. Nothing drastic, smart choices, say no to drugs. Your mother and I love you, now go kick some ass, champ!">"Hey dad, the tourney was great! I made a new friend, kicked my cousins ass, watched a Targaryen shit die and got married! Meet your new daughter-in-law! She's pregnant!">"GODS FUCKING DAMNIT"
>Lord Owen Fossoway, brown of hair>Ser Steffon Fossoway, brown of hair>Ser Raymun Fossoway, brown of hair>(Raymuns kid), red of hair
>>218163709my domme called me pathetic when i sucked her pits
>>218164187Did you watch the show, bro? I'm not even gay and I'd gargle his ballsEspecially in the last episode with the scar and slightly bloody eye, he looked kino as fuck
>brown horny ESLs (likely indian) are posting ITT right NOWtime to leave
START THE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Overall I liked this season, the only part I really disliked is that they did Raymun dirty like that.Love Dunk, love Egg, will watch the next season. simple as.
>>218164152Sorry i dont know anonI just stole them from reddit, or rather google but they were posted on redditgeekboners or something
>>218164197kek
>>218163022this was great
>>218164197Howling
how come I barely noticed her in the first episodes? how come I only noticed her in ep6?
>>218163827If we ever get the She-Wolves of Winterfell we'll get to see Hot Nan in action.
>>218164208>getting upset about /got/ lusting after a big titty redheadGREEN FUCKINGBOYS
>>218163908>He could have just knocked up some random noble lady during an adventure on Tarth?Sure, but we have a reference to the Targaryens marrying into House Tarth and Dunk fucking Egg's sister fits the timeline.There's also the theory that Dunk fucked Old (formerly Hot) Nan and Hodor is his descendant and that he possibly fucked one of the Clegane's ancestors.
>>218164197>Eddard Stark, Brown of hair>Robert Stark, Auburn of hair Catelyn has some explaining to do.
>>218162514>I'll handle them>*doesn't handle them*
>>218164240I was a Red shill from episode 1
>>218163175Dunk will come back and make up for ruining her nameday, right bros?
>>218164232
>>218164232my wife................
>>218164079shows like this are not edited just a few days before they air. there's a shit ton of paperwork and global distribution going on. full seasons are handed out to test groups and third parties before they even air. if you think the writers saw "oh lol the beesbury memes are doing big numbers on tiktok let's AI some shit like that into the episode that airs in 3 days and dub some funny lines" you are really fucking stupid i'm sorry
>actually it's 9 kingdomsWhy did they make egg a retard? Or perhaps it's maekar that's retarded who probably taught him that
>>218162588At least it's actually white this time.
>>218164079>>218163959
>>218163923>they're extremely popular at this time in the books?The realm is still crawling with Blackfyre supporters as we see in The Mystery Knight. With Bloodraven running around it basically a police state.
>>218164249Also don't forget Dunk fucking Rohanne Webber who is Tywin's grandmother.
>>218163175So, it's only the inbred Dragonfreaks that think Dunk was even remotely in the wrong and everyone else thinks he was right? They were even signing in memory of Beesbury and Hardying in the tavern (but not Baelor lol)
>>218164273The how did they miss the starbucks cup?
>>218164249>Dunk fucking Egg's sister fits the timeline.It just feels like a reach to me. Banging a princess and one of your friend's sisters is a very different act than knocking up some random noblewoman and would have very different consequences, of which we don't hear anything.>There's also the theory that Dunk fucked Old (formerly Hot) Nan and Hodor is his descendantI thought this was pretty much confirmed by Bran's weirwood visions
Dragons aren’t derived from evil worms from the hells below, shut up; that’s just maester propaganda
>>218164297Ye, but nobody's anti-Valyrian. The entire real is murdering each other over which Targ variety they want on the throne.
>>218162866>ifBe real
>tlierally met in episode 1Smooth, Roan. Smooth
>>218164252exactly. it's so stupid how ned assumes that joffrey and all his siblings were bastards because of hair color, like 4/5 of his children with cat werent tully redheadsliteral pot/kettle scenario. what a hypocrite. and im supposed to believe he was the most honorable man alive at that time? pffftttt
>>218162636Not bloody likely.
>>218164240goddamn beaners are almost as fucking dumb as jeets
>>218164301>Also don't forget Dunk fucking Rohanne Webber who is Tywin's grandmother.He doesn't fuck her in the story and the timing doesn't line up at all for him to have fathered Tywin's grandfather anyways. Not every character in asoiaf is a Dunk bastard.
>>218162552She was most likely pregnant and raymun was being completely taken, this is why dunk was giving him the weird looks but he's too nice to not come out and say it
>>218163794Oooohhhh thats the plot point "that will make right wingers seethe"
Hypothetically, what if the whore really clicked it off with you? She might be a genuine gal.
>>218164328It's not conclusive proof it's just what makes him put the pieces together in his mind
>>218162636Webm of Dunk's awkward laugh after Raymun told him he's marrying Red.
>>218164328Because he was comparing Robert's bastards to the royal kids as well, and not a one of them dodged his black hair. He goes back into the genealogy and sees that all the Lannisters who married into House Baratheon had black haired children and he knew Jon Arryn's parting words were "the seed is strong".
>>218164301>Also don't forget Dunk fucking Rohanne Webber who is Tywin's grandmother.There is no evidence for that.>>218164311>It just feels like a reach to me.Doesn't matter, Gurm will never write anything anymore so we'll never get a definitive answer.>I thought this was pretty much confirmed by Bran's weirwood visionsYeah.
>>218164286egg is right, actually could argue 10
>>218164354I am unironically a friend of hooahs. It simply doesn't bother me as much as everyone else. Which I'm thankful for, seems really stressful trying to find a virgin girlfriend when, if you're here, you're a 5/10 at BEST lmao
>>218164349>She was most likely pregnantI get it now this is a bunch of beaners, now it makes sense, you are a bunch of 3rd world retards
THE GREEN APPLE FAMILY WAS STARTED BY A WHOOOOHRE, TONY
>>218164326i bet half the retards ITT don't even realize that Red is one of the whores who was fucking Dondarrion all tourney and even spells it out to Dunk in episode 1
>>218163923George and Ira want to gaslight long term fans who know the Targs are evil as fuck into believing they're actually wholesome dragonchunguses.
your wife being full of other mens' seed is hot as fuck
>>218164382booba
>>218164301This is so stupid. Osgreys are listed as a non-extinct house, and being that Eustace was the last one that means he knocked Rohanne up. Even if Dunk was the one who fucked (no proof of this btw) he'd be cucking the Osgreys, not the Lannisters.
Just finished episode 4Man this show is so fucking good the writing is just par excellence
>>218162809Stop being gay, Ser.
>>218164382its literal beaners, I idn't realize before but it is literal no kidding brown mixicans. Now it makes sense
>>218164354If you're nobility it doesn't matter how much she clicked it off with you. She's a whore. You're a knight, soon a nobleman. People are not going to even let you into their castle even word gets around that a whore babytrapped you into marrying her.
>>218164330
>>218164354Track history of a divided attention and need for excess external validation. The first argument you have she'll immediately run off and fuck someone else out of emotional instability
>this is what Raymun will be waking up to
>>218164420me want milkers...
>>218164425how many tacos have you had today?
>>218164433must be awful..
>>218164419Charitably, I find it really hard to believe Raymun actually goes through with marrying her without someone stopping him. She was literally banging Dondarrion all week and everyone saw it.
>>218162883I just wish he did the fucking time skip
>>218164433I pity him
>>218164420HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AHHSJEIDBWHSJDJJDHDJEJEJEJHDBDBDBSBHDJDIDOCUSHWBHDYDYDGEGHEHSHDHSHDGDGDYSNIGGERSBSBDUUDJRHDUWISJFJF
>>218162767comfy kinooutside of all the game of thrones bullshit we got a really good little knight story that was entertaininggood TV
>>218163247What? Only seen GoT and this one
>>218164448Charitably I think you should stop eating so many beans and work on being a real human bean instead of a 3rd world drugged up faggot
>>218162506whose white horse was that again??
>>218164450maekar is happy down there, in targ heaven
>>218164433AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>218164433Howdya like them apples!?
I regret to inform the virgins amongst us that big boobs are actually more awesome than you thinkjust waking up and grabbing them. fucken awesome bros you dont even know
>>218163631I knew the moment it spoke that its some kind of freak. These faggots need to be turned into nuggets for public use.
>>218164382wait that's the same character? i thought Red's first appearance was during the Trial. wtf
>>218164479Movies and tv shows should be equipped with iphone scramblers so I don't have to explain every retarded plot point to zoomers
>>218162957Cant the blackfyre bastard just stay as king for like 3 years?>Then we can't have Jon Snow stuck dead in an ice cell for 5 years.Why the fuck not, hes gonna be frozen thats the point
>we must love our brothers
>>218164422Ty
>>218164366>all the Lannisters who married into House Baratheon had black haired childrenNot only Lannisters but literally every child of a Baratheon (male or female) throughout history had black hair and blue eyes.This has no doubt something to do with the magical Targaryen genes that Orys introduced.
>>218164422I know they're trying to make Maekor out to look like a harsh and cruel man, but this was actually a very well measured response. This fucking literal retard country bumbkin gets his brother killed, and then says "LOL, rather have me hand, mi Lord Hand. LMAO!" other targs probably would have had his tong cut out for the insult
>>218164366>Jon Arryn's parting words were "the seed is strong".he misheard. he meant "the sneed is strong"
Bros are dragons actually unholy creatures from the deep
Which girl in got/hotd/akotsk has both big tits and a fat ass? Asking for research
>>218164513Is this what they call a lack of media literacy?
Dunk dies a virginBrienne is just a tall freak
>>218164479Arlan's dead nephew
>>218164503>being able to wake up at all when you have those massive tits next to you laying in bedreal men smother themselves to literal death in titties that big
>>218164539cool sceneMaekar doesn't even flinch or have any shred of surprise once he hears the dagger drop, he knew full well what Egg wanted to dohe knows Aerion deserves it probably, but still he's family
>>218164539maekar is suffering
>>218164541Not really.
>>218164541its what they call brownoid face blindness, they can't look up from their phones for more then 2 mins at a time
>>218163793GODS BLESS RED
>>218164539After this, I hope Aerion redeems himself, and that drinking the wildfire will come about as less of him being nuts in his cups and more of something where he does it because he thinks it's necessary to get as a powerup to help the bros.
NEW >>>>218164558NEW >>>>218164558NEW >>>>218164558NEW >>>>218164558NEW >>>>218164558
>I'm going to punish Aerion>...by sending him on a tour of the free citiesShould have sent him to the Wall
>>218164522He should've accidentally stabbed him
>>218164596In the books he literally sends him to Lys which is the sex slave city of Essos, lol
>>218164407>your wife being full of other mens' seed is hot as fuckOnly if they're Black. What the fuck is the point if it's just some gingerboi?
>>218163793wow I sure hope no AI nerds who know what models would be good for making this make her get naked use themthat'd be so disgusting if people who knew which AI models were the best used their tokens to make her get naked without her consent and provided that here for ustruly a gross thought, really hope no one does this
>>218163941the apple seed is strong
>>218164596There is no coming back from that. It's basically a prison colony for life.
>>218164574He's probably happy to have one son who has strength of character (unlike Daeron) and isn't insane (unlike Aerion).
>>218164311If i remember correctly, we have some future titles for Dunk stories. One of them is a "Sellsword", which implies that Dunk goes to the Free Cities to became a sellsword for some time, maybe even joins Golden Company and meets Bittersteel and other Blackfyres. Some people theoretize that Dunk could be exiled from the Seven Kingdoms for some years for fucking Maekar daughter. I would love for it to happen just to see reddit meltdown (The girl would be quite young, and the age gap would make them crazy, they think Dunk is so pure and noble, and it would make him a groomer in their eyes kek)
>>218164627you 3rd worlders really aren't people are you? not really, just some weird tarded animal pretending
>>218164637I liked how foss bro took bites out of the apple to feed the horse so it doesn't eat the apple seedsthat was a nice touch
>>218164420WHY COULDNT THOSE PITS BE IN THE SHOW
>>218164681>this mad over a jokeThat's right, I'm Indian, and I've come to Canada to destroy it's legacy in hockey.It's over for you, Timmy.
>>218164723>canada >timmy>jeetyou really are just lost in the breeze you are flailing at anything to make real people upset, this is so pathetic beaner
>>218164753>you really are just lost in the breeze you are flailing at anything to make real people upsetAs opposed to what you were doing....?
>>218164382Should I know what the fuck a Dondarrion is?
>>218164770laughing at you beaner? yes as opposed to your pathetic flailing I am laughing at you, I know this is difficult for you to understand.
>>218164781here's your (you)
>>218164792Glad you're able to get so much entertainment from my posts anon :)
>>218164810It is funny to laugh at monkeys pretending to be human
the minor houses are infinitely more interesting than the great housesbeesbury and fossoway mog, who gives a fuck about lannister chuds, baratheoniggers etc.
>>218164832From my perspective, you're someone who didn't get my very obvious joke and took it literally, and now you're going on about how hysterical it is that I'm brown which I'm notIf you think about it from my perspective, do you think I feel like I've "lost" this encounter? Like you got the better of me? LolI posted a joke and someone with autism took it literally and then started running down his NPC heuristics of insults. I promise you I'm not impressed. You literally started a fight for no reason, over your own failure of comprehension, and then lost it lmaoI seriously doubt you can view things from other peoples perspective, tho.
>>218164889lol so upset, stupid beaner
>>218164533I think they genuinely tried to make him anuanced character. IIRC even in GoT Aemon mentions that his father felt guilty for Baelor's death
>>218162588hurry up and add the new kingsguard armor
>>218164359The awkward laugh is before he tells he is getting married
>>218164374Then why does everyone else say 7 kingdoms?
>>218164532>This has no doubt something to do with the magical Targaryen genes that Orys introduced.Are Baratheon Targ adjacent?
