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First for Milly
caraxes supremacy
ohh that's why the twitter guy said chuds would be madI can see itMaekar scene making pause because it is too sadfuck
I do not care for monke
I do care for monke
IMDB most popular shows worldwide for the past week:1. A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms....4. Game of Thrones....10. House of the Dragon
>>218166370Where's Breaking Bad kek?
....semoc eH
>I owe my soul to the company store
>>218166324You know what I want.
am I mad or there was 16 tons by Johnny Cash at the end?
>>218166370in the past week, hotd was the 10th most watched show by imdb users? fucking how?
>>218166393
>>218166394You are correct about the song, but it is Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Repostan I stopped watching HOTD halfway through S2 after blood and cheese being retarded.QRD to get caught up for S3?
Incestuous dragon bros?????
waitWHAT
If you don't mind I like monkes.
>>218166411QRD: do not watch HOTD (unless if you are retarded)
>>2181663782. Breaking Bad3. The Night Agent5. The Pitt
WE ALL HAD HERBUT HE MARRIED HER
>>218166421
>>218166411Alicent betrays her kids and sides with Rhaenyra in the finale and aside from that not much else of note happens
that's a bit on the nose isn't it?
>>218166378Breaking Bad at #2Better Call Saul at #29
>>218166421>*starts a war because his daughter didn't get her cunt piped down and nutted in by a dragon*
>>218166434Basically:
>>218166404She looks fat and pear shaped in this image. Imagine....
>>218166443why didn't they show him standing up and knighting dunk after this? seems weird to just have that be implied
>>218166447love finds a way
>>218166434as if you wouldnt, look at her
>>218166411All the factions summoned their banners and are marching to war, S2 was literally nothing happened the season. S3 in theory should be pure fucking carnage unless they want to drag that shit for another season. Also, I so fucking sick of that cheap shit they did with Vaghar, those stealth attacks were fucking garbage. I expected a serious fight. Anyway, I'm just going to way for you guys to watch that shit first.
Do anons like that that Maekar did not send Egg or would you have preferred he did?
Like anon said in the last thread, they fucked up by not having the peasants all salute to Dunk before the fight. >>218164769
>>218166437Does he ever show up again in the books?Seems like dunk made a good friend.
this Dunk show was nice and all but it should have been two episodes of a whole ass show, not 6 episodes of a miniseries.
>>218166427
>>218166465Stop imagining ser
>>218166485It made sense for this version of Maekar. Also them having the ring cheat code always seemed like a cop-out.
>>218166434Gods what a stupid cuck.
>>218166443Perhaps George just has a very fat and punchable nose
I've started to openly say to people that I won't watch that dragon show that changed all the people to niggers because it changed all the people to niggers and even the people who I assumed generally wouldn't nod kinda nod now.Unrelated but apparently antisemitism is also alright now.
>>218166485It's an unnecessary change from the books
RAYMUN IS A CUUUUUUCKAND SHE.... IS A WHORE
>>218166434>>218166447The question is, did he know?https://youtu.be/AZmQhpJSecE?t=124
>>218166512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZgGo_a4tgo
Hnnnnnngggg
>>218166485That scene could have played very well if it was Aerion or Daeron wondering where Egg was, and Maekar just gives a kind of half-answer that implies to the audience that he approved of him squiring Dunk.
>>218166411Rhaenyra recruits Targ-blooded bastards and mutts to fly dragons. Alicent intends to let Rhaenyra take over King's Landing. Damon gets the Riverlands to fight for Rhaenyra. Larys absconds with Aegon. I think Otto is also taken out of KL. I just saved you 2 hours of retarded lesbians.What would be rad is a Baelor version of this album cover, with the continent of Westeros blowing his brains out.
>>218166543>uncanny valley levels of make-uptake her for a swim, you'll come to your senses lad
>>218166543Is she the hot redhead hag from the books?
>>218166437yeah dunk met him on a dornish beach wearing a hawaiian shirt. the cider business took off and he was on a business trip. had his wife with him and a kid that suspiciously looked like dunk
well FUCK now it's over
>>218166485it's either a pointless change that wont be addressed or set up for some filler. bad choice either way
>>218166485I would prefer he did.Understand power corrupts.Try to make a good man out of him.>have not read the books but I read in other threads it ended differently, maybe in s2 we will see
>aerion drank WHAT?
>>218166485very stupid change made for a cheap gagbites them in the ass in seasons 2 and 3
>>218166598anon...
>>218166324stupid sexy monke as long as the tattoos are covered and you ignore shes australian
>>218166580
What did they do wrong with Blood & Cheese in HotD? It looked pretty straightforward to me except they didn’t really make Helaena choose
>>218166614Aussie wife happy life
>>218166590>your grace he was trying to get big and strong but the maesters spiked his protein mix with napalm
>>218166485Makes more sense that he doesnt trust a GREEN FUCKING hedge knight with the life of his only sane son. Bookfags will seethe at anything.
>Aerion named my grandson what?I actually start to feel for him. He really got dealt bad hand with his family
>>218166631drunkard innit cunt
Pitch a Dunk and Egg novella.
I love old man Viserys, but 7 hells, he was not made to wear a crown...
I wonder what would’ve happened if Baelor lived but his kids still died of COVID
How much time is suppose to past between Ashford and whatever happens in book 2?
>>218166672They time travel to current GoT and help Stannis win the war.
>>218166674He should’ve been king consort to Rhaenys but Jaehaerys was a bit retarded
>>218166664He lacked the character to properly correct his sons bad behavior, it was his fault everything happened the way it happened.
>>218166409yeah, johnny cash had a cover of it
>>218166664what happened with maegor 2? he died during summerhall?
>>218166669The longer you spend time there, you less impervious you become to alcohol so they just become immune to being drunk
>>218166590>Daeron's dick fell off?
>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.Imagine being Maegor and draining your balls over and over in your hot older wife
>>218166674Being cursed with a whore daughter is the worst thing that could happen to a man.
>>218166485No because it shows that Egg did not learn a lesson about lying despite his lie nearly getting Dunk killed. It will also effect future events and it forces me to call into question how Dunk and Egg were able to avoid any search parties or that word of a bald child and traveling with a hedge knight doesn't somehow reach the ear of any local looking to curry favor with the crown. That is to say especially when Dunk is totally oblivious to the fact he is being searched for or that Maekar just wrote of his "last" son as a loss.
>>218166694The Ford one that most people know itself is a cover. Merle Travis was the first.
>>218166664Why? Daeron spelled it out. They weren't born mad, madness wasn't seeded in the womb, they're this way because of the dysfunctional Targshit family. Baelor's kids aren't like this. This is 100% down to Maekar being a shitty father.
>>218166719The answer to the riddle was always powerscaling son....
>>218166672something something Dorne
>>218166686A year and a half
>>218166716Why is George just a pervert
>>218166434His cousin is a wormy appleHis wife is a wormy whoreIt's like pottery
>He's my last son.So?You're a targ, make another one. That's like your whole thing.
>>218166720>Muh search partiesMaker realizes Egg run off with Dunk again, accpets his son's decision, moves on. The end.
Do you think they shot the scene of Arlan knighting Dunk? Just in case.
>>218166651He still has Aemon who, despite enduring hardships, remained eminently sane whilst Egg used his children as candles.
>>218166485>Do anons like that that Maekar did not send EggAbsolutely not it was a bad decision to change it, and anyone who read the novella and understood it knows why it's bad.
>>218166774He loved his wife + Daeron II already sent Aemon to Oldtown because there were too many male Targs
>>218166434AND I GUESS THAT MAKES RAYMUN...A BETTER MAN
>>218166756He's a realist.
>>218166716How the positions change.
>>218166774My Car had a Dayne waifu he really loved. He doesn't want to remarry (and being the fourth son with a LOT of Targs running around, there's really no need for him to remarry)
every novella is set in a different kingdomthey did reach, dorne, riverlands and next up is the northafter that it should be greyjoys and crownlandsfollowing with vale, stormlands and finally king's landing
>>218166809Oh, to be a young Arryn boy...
>>218166672Go to Pentos and have to solve a murder case before more killings occur. Also have to avoid the notice of the Golden Company. Ends with Dunk, Aerion and the assassin in a chariot race with Aerion being the final target.
>>218166672Dunk gets into hijinks and accidentally kills the highest ranking noble of each of the seven (9) kingdoms.
>>218166777I think it will be a running joke. Each end of the seaon Egg is going to run off again and Maekar will go like WHERE THE FACK IS AEGON!!?
>>218166485its fucking stupidthe weight of my favorite scene, in which Dunk tell maeker how shit his other sons are is now lost.
>>218166788Choosing to renounce your prince title to go study in a man only nerd club is not an act of sane mind.
>>218166485I’d rather them just keep it because now Egg just lied AGAIN. But also in the novel after Baelor dies it’s pretty quickly wrapped up and Maekar just lets Egg leave with Dunk. I understand why Maekar wouldn’t want his one son left with potential living like a peasant.
Sworn Sword is the best one
*ahem*FUCK the FaithFUCK the Poor FellowsFUCK the Warrior's SonsBut most of allFUCK the (((Maesters)))W-wait...is that some fresh Andal pussy??? Holy fuck, I'm gonna COOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Why aren't Baelor's kids mad at Maekar? Why isn't the King, who forced Aemon to become a maester just to reduce the numbers in the succession, not jumping to be rid of the shitty Aerion and Maekar Kinslayer?
I haven’t seen a single soul pointing that Dunk turned his head to Arlan at the end
>young sensitive man beesbro gets killed by jahaerys because of his whore fucking daughter>old sensitive man beesbro gets killed by cole because he doesn't want to be part of a coup>middle aged sensitive man beesbro gets killed because he wanted to fight for his brother in lawBEEBROSWHAT THE FUCKTHIS HAS TO STOP, THIS IS LITERALLY GENOCIDE
>>218166741Well he also said maesters think madness is hereditary which makes sense when you consider so many siblings raised by the same parents where one is normal and the other crazy. Maekar did nothing wrong. Gods flipped a coin and it landed on the wrong side.
>>218166824>every novella is set in a different kingdomThe first two are in the Reach and the third is the Riverlands
Place your bets on how long the general will now linger given that dunk has finished.
>>218166868Tim Blake Nelson is... ser Bennis
>>218166858He didn't actually have a choice lmao.Daeron decided to ship him off to the citadel when he was 10 because "too many princes around and fuck you in particular". But all the raving loons? Nah, they cool.
>>218166930HotD is on the horizon unc
>>218166858>>218166788Shouldn’t that be normal though? Not necessarily with your older sons, but nobles sent their children to the clergy all the time to gain influence there. The nobles of Westeros should have a bunch of 2nd sons in the Sept and Citadel.
>>218166747I just hope we get lore accurate stony Dornishmen in season 2. The reddit seethe will be so fucking funny
>>218166930Are we even allowed to have a general now that we don't have a show airing until June?
>>218166930It will make it through to June but the CK3 posting will intensify.
>>218166930Probably like another 4 days literally the entire outline of HotD leaked last week and nobody seems to care very much
>>218166359best grill
>>218166930I predict another week of decent discussion and then it will be unusable garbage until HotD starts
>>218166908you're right, I always pictured it as Dorne due to the drought
>>218166402riding the wave of aktosk no doubt
>Olympics is over>Dunk and Egg is overI cant cope
>AKOTSKi
>watching Dunkan the tall show>Our protagonist gets constant humiliation rituals>The love interest is a brown skin girl...is this book lore accurate or is this another juice in charge moment
>>218166324Sex.Sex and kisses.From Monke.
>>218167006But anon! HOTD S3 is on its way!
>>218166971Don't be delusionalCK3 posting starts in a couple of days and then its only a matter of two weeksWe shal see each other again in June, good ser
>>218166809Keked
>>218166512>are you mad?>is that relevant?lol
>>218166826
>>218166977Don’t give them any ideas
>>218166930I just hope it won't be overtaken by pedophiles like hotd was after season one.
>>218167014>constant humiliation ritualsYou have been psyopped by retards online to not be able appreciate an endearing protagonist anymoreYOU are the one who has been jewed
>there was some beeguy who got killed? why?Explain using things that were actually said in the show.
>>218166883>Why aren't Baelor's kids mad at Maekar?They are, but they're both doomed anyway
>>218166930100%, ritualposters will keep the fire lit
bee magic?
>>218166485Egg sneaking out is absolutely in-character.Maekar realising it and being angry about it also works.It doesn't mean Maekar isn't going to accept it.
>>218166485the whole drama started from Egg lyinghaving Egg lying to end it seems stupid
>>218167022It might as well be 5000 years awayTime moves so slowly
season 2 in 2029 probably
>>218167080Thats a pretty big colony for a single queen.
>>218166741>This is 100% down to Maekar being a shitty father.its the lead pipes in Summerhall
>Dexter was born 3 years after the first season of GOT came outPassage of time bros...I don't feel so good
>>218167006Don't worry anon.From is coming back.
>>218167051>won't be overtaken by pedophiles Oh, sweaty, we've been waiting SO LONG tho
What are your hopes for S2?
>>218167080>Inside a tent with a bunch of fucking bees flying around
>>218166930Everyone of any value will be gone in a week and the same unfunny faggots who have been spamming the same posts for like 3 years now will keep it alive until HOTD season 3 where I hope all of you will exhibit some restraint and self respect and avoid both season 3 and the thread.
>>218167057are you literally retarded?
>>218166699We don't know, he's among the mysterious Targ survivors (children of Elaena also continued on with no bad end). If he's still alive he would be in his 60s in ASOIAF. People think he became Marwyn, but that's stupid because too many maesters would know another Targaryen took the oath at the Citadel. The last Targ maester is Aemon. A more likely candidate is Craster, not that this is the best theory, but nobody is shown to have an idea of Craster's origins.>>218166883Maekar is still a war hero and Baelor's right-hand bro. As for Baelor's sons, Valarr's absence from the trial means Baelor specifically told him to stay out of it. Baelor probably took the armor early in the morning to prevent his son changing his mind to fight for Aerion. Valarr is going to be bothered by his father's decisions almost as much as his grief at losing his father. Valarr watched the fight, he knows Maekar was flailing wildly and not surgically striking Baelor.It's not really shown but apparently Maekar struck Baelor 3 times in the head, rather than 1 critical blow. Maybe 2 mace hits at a dead angle, another impact from falling to the ground. It's like in boxing when a punch looks like it doesn't connect actually hit the jaw for maximum leverage and rattles the brain.Knights and the lords who become knights all consent to the pain train with mandated violence. The whole reason they're nobility is they're professional warriors and experts at violence. They know even at a normal tournament they can die. If you become a cop you shouldn't get indignant about getting shot or stabbed during work hours. Yeah it sucks, but it's your job to deal with that shit so normal people don't.
Longer episodes for season 2?
Why would the Baratheon Lord fight against the Targs? Aren't they very close relatives and supposed to be close allies? Seems like a bad look for the Lord of Storms end.
>>218167080Just realized that the two King's Guard is drinking one out for Beesbury
>>218167136Answer the question.
>>218167080If they're going to ham it up this much then put a fucking hive on his helmet.
>>218167128More quality comedy writingMore hot readheadsMore realistic and good looking armour
>>218167080Beelieve it!
>>218167080He of bee and bee.
>>218167148>6 episodesthey fucked up
>>218166485I think that's a dumb change but apparently the showrunner said that they're going to address it in season 2 and that it has consequences
great houses>house lannischud- we're rich and uh, evil>house barahteonigger- malingerers and bores>house stark- muh norfminor houses>Beesbury- adorn everything with bees and their hives, get buried in a bee coffin>Fossoway- true believers in the power of friendship, best cider this side of westerosminor houses mog
>>218167138Except this isn't an enemy army invading, or some bandits, it's a direct consequence of Maekar and Aerion's shitty personalities. If Maekar was a good father, and Aerion was a good man, this wouldn't have happened. Valarr must just be a cowardly little bitch scared of his uncle. Typical cowardly Targ.
>>218167151Aegon's son Duncan the Small was supposed to marry Lyonel Baratheon's daughter, but backed out at the last minute to marry a commoner girl, Jenny of Oldstones. That's extremely disrespectful and Lyonel rebels against the crown and it ended in a Trial by Combat Lyonel vs Dunk
>>218166540kino
>>218167138There’s no way Egg didn’t keep Maegor close. Probably died at Summerhall along with Daeron’s daughter.
>>218167148Bookfags please tell me, will I feel sad about the redhead lady?
>>218166741Daeron never had a chance. Dragon dreamers are all raving lunatics, drunks or maniacs that believe they are invincible.
>>218167151Ye, but Ira is a dumb retard who thinks the Baratheons hate Targs when they're constantly marrying them. Remember that Tywin Lannister, Aerys Targaryan and Steffon Baratheon were best friends.
The caravan departs after the roast
>"Ser Raymun, my helm if you would">"Right away your grace!"boy he sure drops the EVIL FUCKING INCESTUOUS ALIENS thing pretty quick when the heir to the throne is in his presence
>>218167219Which one? The whore or Rohanne Webber?
>>218166930
>>218167240He's holding back his laughter. He knows Maekar skulled him.
>>218167247both?
>>218167228>baratheons are either the targs greatest allies or biggest haters You could say the baratheons have a stormy relationship with the targs
>>218167219She's a ridiculous girlboss that will probably be played up even harder because of current gender politics. The actress playing her is hot though.
>>218167129it's ok the bees are beesbury bees, they are cool with humans
Remember this?What were you thinking and expecting at the time?I had no hope for it and I'm so fucking happy now.
>>218167247Webber
If Arlan never got the infected injury and thereby did not die when he did, how do events at Ashford and Westerosi history play out?
>>218167219Depends if the actress playing her could do it justice
>>218167080which one of those kingsguards killed Beesbury, i'm surprised they even went to the funeral
I do t remember Rihanne being a girl boss in the books. She falls for dunk like some little maiden
>>218167219she's a slagthey should rip off tolkien for the blackberry scene
>>218167080>that black eyeBaelor wasn't playing, kek
>>218167280dragons do not come back into the world
BLACKF*RE FUCKING SHITSNOTHING BUT BASTARD USURPERS"hurr durr muh sword" SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARESNICE 4 LEGGED DRAGON BELT BY THE WAY
>>218167301The scene with Valarr and Dunk reminded me of this
>“‘The book is the book, the film is the film,’ they will tell you, as if they were saying something profound. Then they make the story their own. They never make it better, though. Nine hundred ninety-nine times out of a thousand, they make it worse.”
>>218167275she'll be finealso, she's Tywin's great grandmother
>>218167312Ironically, Egg went on to fuck up the Targ dynasty more than the Blackfyres could ever dream of
>>218167307I liked how, beyond Dunk being in such an obvious bad state, they also had Raymun and Maekar clearly injured in how they walked.
>>218167312
>>218167321at least the filmmakers finish their films
>>218167312Aegon's two "sons" were bastards. Learn to read between the lines. Targs are cucks all the way up.
>Tywin was Egg's cupbearer You think he ever gave the gold-haired shit a clout in the ear for spilling some wine?
>>218167280>Baelor and his son die of the spring sickness along with King Daeron>the rest of the succession happens exactly the same>Egg is more like his brothers and has no concern for smallfolk and reforms >Summerhall probably doesn't happen>Unclear how this impacts the rest of the events starting in GoT
>>218167301>>218167313It was a bit dumb, because Valarr implied that sons should die before their fathers. I think most people would prefer it the other way around.
Thoughts on Egg planning to kill Aerion, only seemingly being stopped by Maekar being there?
what did she mean by this?
>>218167289He was an honorable man who died for an honorable cause. The Kingsguard used to be men of honor who respected such codes instead of the thieves and useless like in Robert's time
>>218167275Dunk and her flirt throughout the book, and she basically "wins" at the end. She tells Dunk if he were highborn, she would marry him and insinuates to Dunk to take "her". They end up having a passionate kiss, and Dunk takes a lock of her hair as a reminder of her. It's bittersweet.She eventually marries a Lannister and is Tywin's grandmother.
>>218167368>Valarr implied that sons should die before their fathersno he doesn't lol
>>218167379>Raymun got rich off of his Cider business and got to plap this every nightHe fucking WON
>plenty of sons have died in their father's armor, how many fathers have died in their son's?
>>218167378they clearly needed to extend the runtime but it was okay
>>218166421Nibba the Baratheons are Targaryen bastards!
>>218166311Wait... how the fuck did Egg even know Dunc was coming back to ask Maekar to take him and go solo? The last he heard was Dunc declining Maekar's offer to go to Summerhall, and then Dunc telling him no he can't deal with Egg. And they don't show Egg eavesdropping on their conversation like they do during the previous scene. So presumably he's off on his own now/being watched by guards.So without any knowledge of Dunc's proposal, and with the last interaction he had with Dunc being that he wouldn't take Egg, Egg just... shows up at Dunc's side expecting Dunc to take him? Magically knowing he approached Maekar with the same idea?... the more I think about Maekar not giving his consent just to have this retarded cheap gag at the end, the worse it gets...
>>218167411twitterhoes love this man
>>218167379Sex with her must feel amazing
Daeron’s kid’s marriages are sort of stupid. Baelor is married to a Dondarrion to placate the Stormland Marches, but that could’ve been achieved with Aerys or Rhaegel. Aerys is married to a Peneose presumably because of their descent from Aegon III, but why do that with a second son? Rhaegel is married to an Arryn which is good. Then Maekar married a Dayne, which George only did I think because he liked the Daynes and wanted Jon and Dany to have Dayne blood.
>>218167213Would Egg really want his most hated brother's son at his egg hatching ceremony? Maegor would be 27 at the time of the tragedy. We don't even know if Maegor lived a failure like his father and uncle.>>218167340Egg's actions directly and indirectly have the highest Targ bodycount. He killed more Blackwood Targs than Bittersteel ever could.
Aren't the Fassoways part of Young Griff's "friends" in the reach? Why do they join the blackfyres?
>>218167411I want whoever was in charge of hair for this series killed.
>>218167219No, but expect all the YouTubers shilling the show for being "Based and having no girlbosses" to suddenly have their world shattered
>>218167312>destroys house targaryenoh yeah blackfyres really trying to tear the whole thing down egg
>>218167368dying in your father's armor doesn't imply your father is still alive
>When a lord calls his banners and sends us boys off to war, it’s custom for each to nail a penny to the oak in the square. And if we return, to take it down. Oh, it’s a great oak tree. And yet, it’s often hard to find a spare bit to nail a new penny.
>>218167205That happens like 20 years after this season.
>>218166716Some Hightower Stepmom /ss/>Samantha Tarly, known as Lady Sam, was a member of House Tarly who wed first Lord Ormund Hightower and later his son, Lord Lyonel Hightower.>Lyonel became Lord of the Hightower at age fifteen, after Ormund was killed at the First Battle of Tumbleton in mid-130 AC. According to Mushroom, Lord Lyonel Hightower was infatuated with his father's widow, who was only two years older than the young lord, but Samantha refused his advances.>During the False Dawn, Lord Corlys Velaryon attempted to make peace between the warring factions. Lord Lyonel initially reacted angrily to the Sea Snake's offer, but Samantha allegedly persuaded her step-son to agree to Corlys's terms by allowing Lyonel to seduce her and promising to marry him if he made peace.>Lord Lyonel announced his intention to marry his father's widow, Samantha Tarly, but the reigning High Septon forbade the union as a form of incest. However, Lyonel kept Lady Sam as his paramour for thirteen years and fathered six children on her.>Relations between the Hightowers and the Faith soured when the High Septon commanded Lady Sam to remove herself from her step-son's bed and take vows as a silent sister as penance. When she refused, he condemned her as a shameless fornicator and forbade her to set foot in the Starry Sept until she repented. Instead, Samantha famously confronted the High Septon, forcing him to relent.>A new High Septon eventually reversed the position of his predecessor, allowing Lyonel to marry Sam, and by the same occasion legitimized their six chidren.
>>218167453Kek
>>218167395>"Okay, the director wants more mud on your armor. Please be careful to not break it."
>>218167385Based on the prophecy Dunk received she could turn up again in later OC seasons
>>218167395hes drowning
>>218167426it's wildly irresponsible of egg too seeing as dunc was already charged with kidnapping
>>218167128more grounded shit. fuck all that meta shit, I want it just like this.
>>218167437The green-barrel Fossoways are allied to the Tyrrels via marriage.I don't know which branch of the Family Garlan's wife comes from.
>>218167450Nobody has ever had any issue with well written female characters
>>218167340I think the Blackfyres destabilised the Targs more than Egg did desu. Jaehaerys stabilised things, and if Aerys didn’t go full schizo and had better child mortality things would’ve been fine.
>>218167368hes implying that a many men have died carrying on thier father's legacy, wearing their armor, fighting their enemies.
>>218167439They did a great job overall
>>218167395aerion if he was born a tully
>>218167205>I wanted a cute son-in-law with silver hair and pretty eyes, not some useless daughter-in-law, reeeee
>>218167466>>218166809>>218166716>Imagine having sons.
>>218167321>‘The book is the book, the film is the film,’ they will tell you, as if they were saying something profound. Then they make the story their own. They never make it better, though. Nine hundred ninety-nine times out of a thousand, they make it worse.”Fat man has it right.
>>218167487This is a lie
>>218167491>I think the Blackfyres destabilised the Targs more than Egg didhow many Targs did Blackfyres kill?how many Targs did Egg kill?
>>218167395someone make a gif of Aerion wiggling in the mud
>>218167481It really fucks with their relationship too because Egg already got Dunk into a terrible situation by lying to him, had to make amends and repair their relationship, and now he just did it again. It shows that he didn't learn anything or grow from the experience.
>>218167379She's signaling that she's ready to be wed to me.
>>218167466what a cute love story <3
>>218167436Maegor is from a more senior line and could be a figurehead for discontents to Egg’s rule. I guess either he died young or was that uninspiring
>>218167439They're just faithfully adapting the weird hair colour combos George gives to some Targs. Don't know why they didn't let Dunk have long hair though, since Peter wears his long irl
>>218167508Duncan the small looks like a blackwood.
>>218167466>she cowed dogged on the pope>no one in the world did anything about it
>>218167519It’s not really about the Targ death court, the Blackfyres sort of fucked Valyrian supremacy and destabilised everything
>>218167487depends if they portray her as a boss bitch instead of a little girl under siege by her father's will
>>218167437Being bastards makes them non-incestuous aliens. Better than Targ shits.
>>218166809lmao
>>218167491aegon made the blackfyres a thingbloodraven made them even more of a thing
>>218167533Duncan the Small being a simp robbed the realm of the meme value of having a King Duncan the Small amongst otherwise Valyrian named monarchs. Westeros is in its worst timeline.
>>218167551Valyrian supremacy was doomed the moment they lost their living nuke monsters to keep the realm in line
>an itch arsehole is beyond your abilities>begone witch>fuck off with you>cunt
>marrying a literal whore is good thingFucking hell, SHE WAS NOT EVEN RETIRED ONE
>>218166512The Crownlands isn’t a kingdom; it’s land carved from the Stormlands and the Reach. The Riverlands isn’t a kingdom; it was territory of the Iron Islands. Don’t take your history from a 10 year old Targ shit. Nine provinces, yes, but seven kingdoms. I felt this important enough to put down my ice cream.
>Shaun, your line was "Don't like the Targaryens much meself."
>>218167565How do regnal names work in Westeros?
>>218167533This is the only reason he consented to the marriage in the first place, he wanted to keep the Valyrian genes OUT of the Royal Family. Sadly, he got egg on his face because Dunk betrayed him and he was forced to accept Aegon's gift, the Rhaella humiliation ritual.
Blackfyres are a psyop so that Bloodraven can turn the seven kingdoms into a police state
Imma be honest it was one of the weakest episodes that was mostly saved by the Valarr and Arlan scenes which were both beautiful.
>>218167580There's no example I can think of where a Monarch takes a new name for their coronation, pretty much everyone just uses their given name
>>218167411Logan Lerman looking twink
Do you think we will get more flashbacks to Dunk's past in S2?
>>218166434Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moonboy for all I know....
>>218167588They just had to wrap it up without ruining everything, so I'm fine.
what's with the hair regrowth on eggwhat did i miss
Raymun getting pun-mogged by Beesbury even in death must've stung a bit
>>218167603>more fanficI hope not
>>218167411kino line, also baelor would have been alive if his son wasn't a headlet
Daemon 2 is an ass muncha
>>218167603We will get time in Dorne instead
>>218167553Blackfyres are unironically more pure and valyrian than the "Targaryans". This all started because Dareon married a Martell and mudded the Targaryan blood with Dornish blood. While Daemon Blackfyre comes from Daena Targaryan, the daughter of Aegon III, and Aegon IV, the son of Viserys II, both from Rhaenyra & Daemon's line. + Daemon Blackfyre is said to be a spitting image of Aegon the Conqueror.
>>218167620Raymun should have married a Beesbury instead, two sweet houses come together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9JcsBDMCw&t=320sdecent video as always
>>218167620It must have harshed his buzz
>>218167603Bennis beating the shit out of him as a boy while Arlan sits back and drinks
>>218167594The only example I can think of is a hypothetical where Jace survives and rebrands to Jaehaerys Targaryen, but that’s still different
>>218167603Unlikely, or at least I now hope not. If the episode did not end with >>218166540 then I would be open to the idea of seeing more open to the idea of seeing Arlan and Dunk, but at this point the ending is symbolically done.
>>218167466Imagine being 15 and you're about to lead your house to war to avenge your father but the hot older girl who you've always had a crush on (who is also your widowed stepmom) promises to fuck you and marry you if you just stay home. Then the sex turns out so good she refuses to obey the Pope when he tells you both to end the scandalous relationship and keeps having sex with you and gives you six kids.
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>>218167551>Blackfyres sort of fucked Valyrian supremacyDaemon was described as the most valyrian looking mf ever with a queen and king father and the realm chose Baelors brown ass
>>218167631>Daemon Blackfyre is said to be a spitting image of Aegon the Conqueror.How? Who the fuck remembers how AE1 looked like?
>>218167642>Better StannisI'm not watching this slop. Stannis mogs this clown
>>218167570>>fuck off with youI am absolutely using that from now on. Its perfect.
>>218167631Daemon married a Tyroshi woman. And it’s possible that Daeron was more Valyrian than Daemon, depending on how you view Larra Rogare vs Daenaera Velaryon.
>>218167641house honeycrisp
>>218167684not book stannis idiot
>>218167594I do not see why Duncan the Small would even change his name. Yes, it is not a Valyrian name, but that is his name and he is named after a man that has become a living legend. People would probably find it weird and sort of insulting if he were to change it.
>>218167670no idea but they all said he looked like the conqueror with a different haircut so
Maekar isn't really anything like Stannis other than being stern and not having much tolerance for foolishness
>>218166716could only be better if she were 43
>>218167670ask george this is how he describes him>Daemon was tall and powerful, with broad shoulders, muscular arms, and a flat stomach. Targaryen on both sides, Daemon had all the hallmarks of his house. He had strong Targaryen features, with deep purple eyes and silver-gold hair which he wore long, flowing down to his shoulders in a silvery-gold mane. He always went clean-shaven, with neither beard nor mustache. Almost inhumanly beautiful, Daemon looked every inch the warrior, and many thought that he strongly resembled portraits of Aegon the Conqueror.
>>21816737910/10would sire bastards on
>>218167691>And it’s possible that Daeron was more Valyrian than Daemonnot in the books lol
>>218167704Dunk is a peasant and there’s a lot of discontent over Egg’s smallfolk reforms. Egg being succeeded by his Riverlander son named Duncan is not good optics lol
kill a blackfyre, make the thread a better place, just go a kill a blackfyre
>>218167641>Raymun should have married a Beesbury instead, two sweet houses come together.Westeros is not ready
>>218166324>Milly, we don't how it happened but someone unauthorized entered your trailer and stole your panties.
I don't like the scenes with Maekar. He should be sad but resigned, not seething and in denial. Making Dunk go to him instead of Maekar going to the elm tree was also a mistake.
>>218166869>W-wait...is that some fresh Andal pussy??? Holy fuck, I'm gonna COOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!A dozen times on his wedding night, reportedly. GigaTarg stamina. Shame he was likely firing blanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ8JmTNgmiYmy new wife
So did Robyn Rhysling kill a Kingsguard?
>>218167782no but he fucked one up
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>>218167782No kingsguard died.
>>218167765>Apple mead, or cyser, is a blend of honey and apple juice (or cider) fermented into a refreshing, often sweet, and complex wine.Fossaway Cyser
>>218167776I like her or Becky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BO6UY4JG_4
>>218167776she cute
>>218167722double dubs aside, I disagree. Late teens-late 30s is the sweet spot for the older woman to get piped by a younger horny stud
>>218167577Kek
>maekar and the rest wont comeback for season 2actually they can, i know they can create original material for a promise they made to martin but i think would be a reallly necessary change if they create an scene with the targs coming back to kings landing and telling the notice to the king
>>218167722That is a very exact number from you, anon.
>>218167842but it from dunk's pov...
>>218167739I am also talking about the books. Aegon III and Viserys II are brothers, so Daeron and Daemon essentially have the same Valyrian ancestry, except Daemon’s maternal grandmother was Daenera Velaryon. Larra Rogare was from a Lyseni banking family while Daenaera was from Vaemond’s lesser Velaryon branch. We know her mother was a Harte and a Crownlander. So Larra Rogare may have had more Valyrian DNA than her, Daeron is therefore more Valyrian than Daemon.
>>218167843i added 10 but it wasn't enough so i added another 10
I think it's kind of sweet that Raymun went for Red. He's clearly pretty simple and gets intensely loyal very easily. I would be 100% okay with it if they tweaked it a tiny bit to at least give the implication that she really liked him instead of trying to trick him.
>>218167584and he did. Cope about it blackshitters.
>>218167759>halo made of beesOf course
>>218167856good point, so i think they can insert that scene at the beggining of s2 and then switch to duncan and egg
Realistically why does Dunk not take Lyonel's offer?
>>218167898he probably would’ve came around if Maekar didn’t offer him Egg
>>218167898After his experiences in Ashford he decides he wants to truly follow Arlan's example and not be some lordling's plaything.
Will they film Dunk's sex dream with her? What body fluids do we need for Ira's fetish.
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>>218167466This is the worst piece of shit George has ever written.>she girlbossed all over organized religion
>>218167898He didnt want to lose his virginity to Lyonel.
>>218167898He didn't want to top
>>218167921He'll fuck her for real in the show
>>218167842could always have flashbacks depending on how much blackfyre shit they want to cover
>>218167411why tf is his hair gray already? he cant be more than 25
>>218167921Turns out she is into piss play.
>>218167863i'm making a joke about how Velaryons are white in the books
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>>218166437I hate his stupid lips.
>>218167934>She craved her younger husband's cock so badly, she told the Pope to piss offThis is based, fuck you
>>218167969you stupid bastard
>>218166434That game had no business having such spectacular dialogue and voice acting
>>218167312I should really give a clout round your ear, you little targshit.
>>218168021It's shit writing.
