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First for the /ss/ Queen of Love and Beauty>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.Imagine being Maegor
Did AKotsk get a cake?
>>218167903We are in >>218167924
>>218168000Yes but for Dexter's birthday
>>218168000No, they get a Hightower creampie like what Maegor turned his first wife Ceryse into
>>218167954it's not due to age, he's a dornish mutt and that streak of white hair shining through is the only indication to his targ heritage
AYOOOOOOO
Why did they make all the Targs so hot in this show?
I have questions. Where is Aemon in all of this? Shouldn't he have been around in some capacity? Maeker acts like that's the only kids he's got. Also, did Baelor have Dark Sister or am I not seeing things right, I thought that sword got lost at the end of the Dance and is presumed to be a the bottom of Gods Eye? Did bloodraven revive Dunk or something like that on the trial of the 7 battle? If I'm guessing correctly, I'm assuming a lot of Targs are still going to have to die for the kid to become the King eventually.
>>218169388>disappear forever from the annals of history
>>218168000
>>218169485He's in oldtown. Studying ot become a maester.
>>218169485Aemon is in Oldtown he’s only a couple years older than Egg
>>218169485>Where is Aemon in all of this?He's at the Citadel studying.
>>218169485Aemon is already a Maester at this point, Maesters forsake their claims to their families land and titles
>the fucking apple boykek
>green fossoways end up being a bastard branch of a very asshole Dondarrion guy just because Ira Parker is incapable of writing a story without some kind of gag or cuck/poop joke every 5 minutes
Sex with baelor
>>218169555Baelor? he was just a kid
>Visenya, eat my creampie out of Rhaenys' pussy
>>218169546haha idiot, in my version of the story Raymund got her pregnant and his child consumed Dondarions child in the wombMust suck living with an inferior, cucked version of the story. lmao
>>218169580sex with dilfshota baelor
>>218169485Black Sister was stuck in Aemond's head (he was chained to Vhagar when they retrieved her corpse from the God's Eye)It only became lost after Bloodraven took it to the wall with him
>could do a bardcore Sixteen Tons>no, let's use the original and make people think it is acceptable to have random soundtrack choices>could try jazz with medieval instruments>no let's just be lazy
>>218169485Aemon might already be in Old Town studying to be a MaesterBloodraven has Dark Sister at this time.The Warrior revived DunkThe Targs start dropping real fast but Egg becomes king when he is 33 so we have 22-23 years to fill before that
>>218169485He's been at the citadel for, I think, three years by this point.
>"It's better to be an unripe green apple than a wormy red one">marries a redhead>she's a whore with bastard childit's like poetryit rhymes
post redhead whore
>>21816958039 years old, just a kid
>>218168000Dany....slow down on the cake...
What the fuck was her problem?
>>218169527>>218169533>>218169540>>218169541 Oh alright, the show makes it seen like it's implied that Maeker only has those 3 sons right now and that's why he's worried about Eggs future. I thought they would have mentioned him at least.
Your brother Baelor, whatever happened there..
>>218169541Aemon is only eleven years old when the tourney at Ashford meadow is held.
>>218169611
what is the Fossoway house motto anyway
>>218169634Maekar seems like the kind of guy to be really disappointed if his son was a smart and effective Maester
>>218169632Maekar was a really, really, bad father.
>>218169438If fossoway and the smallfolk hate chopped targs, the audience might think the hate comes from them being chopped. But if targs are hated despite them slaying, then the audience can be sure it's because they lost their dragon nuke card.
>>218169642That cheeky smirk, she just knows eye contact isn't possible in this situation
You know it's funny that Egg couldn't pass his woke reforms for the smallfolk because he was, ironically, too wokeIf he had forced his children to marry the lords instead of marrying for love he wouldn't have even needed to try bringing dragons back
>>218169634They do, Raymun names him.
Reminder neither of Aegon's sons look like him. Aenys is the son of an Andal singer, Maegor is the son of a First Man warrior. The letter from Dorne threatens to reveal this, with proof, which is why Aegon never retaliates against Dorne.
>short>redhead>stackedyup im one shot. Just call me brown and get it over with.
>>218169632Jaehaerys' or Maekar' daughter?
>>218169546The only hope for Raymunbros is that her kid is a daughter so it's still his bloodline on the throne.Still a cuck, but a slightly better fate.
>>218169657ours is the cider
>>218169657Our wives' sons!
Show Aerion was justified seeing rebellion in a puppet show considering how everyone from nobody squires to high lords is willing to spew outright treason to strangers at a drop of a hat.
>>218169657"A Taste of Glory"It should have been "How bout them apples"
>>218169657better a cucked apple than red
>>218169583Other way around would make more sense, Rhaenys eating out Visenya.
>>218169632>Daella was delicate and small of stature: on her toes she stood five feet and two inches. >The princess was not clever. Although she could read, Daella could only do so haltingly, and without full comprehension. She did not speak until she was almost two years of age. She was unable to memorize even the simplest prayers. Daella had a sweet voice, but was afraid to sing, being unable to recall the correct words.short and stupid!
>>218169657My seed or another man's seed, they're all apple seeds to me
>>218169718these were my initial thoughts as wellwe might have autism
>>218169657cider is coming
>>218169657>You cant taste which apple was used to make the pie
>>218169707Just imagine if they went north and re-enacted the Red Wedding but with wolves. That's basically what Tanselle was trying to do with the dragon puppet.
Who has The Sword?That's right, *we*do!
>>218169628Our queen can have as much cake as she wants.
>>218169662>>218169692>>218169692Jaehaerys daughter. My mistake, wasn't aware Maekar also had a Daella.
why doesn't maekar just maeke more sons
>>218169657>Without Seed
>>218169680I thought was in reference to Egg because he mentioned the youngest if I'm not mistaken
>>218169729>>218169737lol
>>218169679What in the fuck is that right claw hand???
>>218169732Visenya just seems more likely to be the one gripping her sister by the hair and making her eat her out to me while Rhaenys is all giggly about it.
https://voca.ro/17SPVGXgo5GZ
I really hope they don't make a second season. You just fucking KNOW they'll take the positive reception as an excuse to shoehorn in as many brown and gay people as they can.
>>218169742Jaehaerys' daughter was retarded, like literally 80 IQ, rich girl whose daddy is the king. She had a baby too young and it killed her.
>>218169755>Daeron's a sod, Aerions just vain and cruel, the third son is so hopeless he's being shipped off to the citadel to be a maester, and the youngest... *gets interrupted by egg*he says something like this
>>218169746Deceased wife he loved.>just remarryWhen the sun has set, no candle can replace it.
Serwyn of the Mirror Shield is part of Andal culture, smelly incestuous Aliens demanding the Hero be removed is outrageous, especially since he is already reduced to a fake Kinsguard to accommodate the Targs.
Lyonel was based as fuck and I'd have taken his offer in a fucking heartbeat.
>>218169782No one's saying he has to love his new wife, just pump her full of cum
>>218169722>five feet and two inches.IMAGINE
>>218169770Where are they gonna shoehorn them? The main love interest is a white redhead, and the other main character is an old man.
>>218169770I don't think they'll shoehorn DEI shit actually, I think they'll just go completely off the rails with deviations and show-only inventions. The 2nd novella gives them a ripe chance to do so, given that it creates a lot of room for filler and OC.
Where are the book purists at? This is S1 of GOT all over again. All the best parts are pure GRRM, the show OC is hit and miss at best and shows multiple instances of missing the entire point of the series. S2 will definitely invite outright rot because no way will they be as faithful with the Sworn Sword, and once they run out of GRRM entirely the show will completely fall apart.
>>218169782I know this feeling way too well...
>>218169679He passed many reforms and tywin the kike abolished every single one
>>218169797that's my height lol
>>218169632She just had the 'tism
>>218169774>She had a baby too young and it killed her.Wasn't that mainly because Jaehaerys got extremely adamant about having her be married and start shooting out babies, despite his wives protests?
>>218169813tits or gtfo
>>218169793he already has 2 complete fuckups, 1 disappointment, and 1 perpetual headache for kids. and he actually liked their mother. you really think he has it in his head that the 5th one from some other random woman will be the one to hit the mark?
>>218169792Yeah it clashes with Dunk's desire earlier in the season that maybe one of the noble houses would employ him if he performed well in the tourney. One of the fucking Lord Paramounts just gave you a golden ticket to come live in his castle and you turn it down? Could have easily been made captain of the guard, or Storms End's Master at Arms eventually considering how much Lyonel clearly likes him
Its not noble to not tell your friend he is married to a whore, no noble knight would do this!
>D&E ends with Egg going mad and trying to sacrifice his own family so Dunk has to put him down like a mad dog>ASOIAF ends with Dany going mad and burning down King's Landing so Jon has to put her down like a mad dogWhy is GRRM so nihilistic?
>>218169632>Once, in the halls of the Red Keep, Daella had encountered a prince from the Summer Isles in his feathered cloak, and squealed in terror. His black skin had made her take him for a demon.
Has anyone edited together a directors cut movie version with the oc stuff cut out yet? (Keep the Lyonel oc tho)
>>218169793That presumes he can get aroused enough to do so.
What happened to Blackfyre, bros? did Bittersteel lose it in a drunken poker match with a lyseni whore?
>>218169843I'm a guy
>>218169718Rhaenys was Aegon's favourite, he would avour her pussy to cum inside over Visenya
>>218169792All Baratheons are based as fuck. It's in their genes
>>218169793Maekar only pops a boner when he's in combat. Unless his new wife can take a mace to the head, he's not getting her pregnant.
>>218169844He also has two daughters.One of which pulled a red and jumped into bed with Duncan before her marriage to lord Tarth.
>>218169776Ahh I see, thanks.
For a series known for bad endings, that was nice
>>218169877
>>218169632Learning disabilities, same as Vaella, Maekar's granddaughter.>Princess Vaella Targaryen, called Vaella the Simple, was the daughter of Prince Daeron Targaryen and Kiera of Tyrosh.>With both of Maekar's elder sons deceased, there were four possible claimants. The Great Council dismissed Prince Daeron's sweet but simple-minded daughter Vaella immediately.
let me get one apple cream pie please
>>218169632>Short>Cute >Nice>Shy and dumb, won't talk back>Too scared to ever cheat She was perfect wife material.
so who caused the biggest butterfly effect on ASOIAF?
Why does almost every post in this general end with a question?
>>218169857Don't like Targshits, simple as. Not nihilistic, just don't like em'
>>218169923Ser Arlan of Pennytree
>>218169931Do they?
>>218169917>apple cream pieyou mean forked lighting creampie
>>218169923bran the creepy lil voyeur
>>218169875Nobody knows. People think Illyrio has it and is going to gift it to Young Griff.
>>218169931What?
>>218167903Is it true Tanselle is going to have hairy armpits, legs, belly, and forearms?
Bane?
>Banish your son to Bangkok for torturing a homeless woman and indirectly causing your brother to get killed by you>20 years later your maester tells you that he named his son (your grandson) Hitler and died after drinking nitroglycerinWhat do you even do after that
>>218169923Arlan, that’s the joke, without him no dragons
>>218169993fuck my niece, of course.
>>218169632Why did Jaehaerys get so obsessed with getting her married >If she wants I can find a hundred men and line them up before her naked, and she can pick the one she likes. I would sooner she wed a lord, but if she prefers a hedge knight or a merchant or Pate the Pig Boy, I am past the point of caring, so long as she picks someone.
>>218169993Aerion's future became completely pointless anyway when the Blackfyres were invented and so GRRM didn't need an excuse for another Targ branch in Essos.
>>218170011Based or Paki not sure which
>>218170017Brightflames vs Blackfyres would've been kino though
It would be kind of funny if they bring Maekar back every season just to have a scene where he's grumpy and annoyed
>>218169632
>>218170051maekar stubbing his toe cut scenes
>>218170054>Oh? You're approaching me?
>>218169679The entire point of his character is that he's basically a modern person with modern morals inserted into a fantasy world with exaggerated medieval tropes
>>218167903Ser Duncan for President.
welpI need more showwill we get more dunkegg adventures?
>>218169632>Ended up with her daughter being Viserys wife and Rhaenyra's grandmother She won in the end.
>>218170084season 2 and 3 are already filming
kwab
>>218169707To be fair everyone saw him torturing a random woman. If they also killed/maimed Dunk for stopping him it probably would've caused an outright peasant rebellion right there with all the high lords present
People who've never read the books: do you know that GRRM has not one but TWO books left to write (not that he could finish the series in even two, but that's another story). I've seen multiple people imply he only has to finish a single book.
>>218169931People are afraid of the Wiki I guess?
Holy shit guys, I posted in here a few hours ago. When I came back the old thread was archived, as were like three ones after that. Stop posting so fast lol
>>218170109It's worse than that because there's no chance in hell he can actually finish the story in just 2 more books.
>>218170109>twololWinds + Spring9+ more dunk novelsFire and Blood part 2Don't worry it's all coming very soon
>>218170091Fucking fantastic. Make ‘em longer!
Im happy with the first season 7,5/10, last 2 episodes were great, really liked the secondary characters. Im taking into account that it was 6x30min episodes, they did manage to do a good foundation for a s1, not like got s1 which was pure kino but dunk still a solid first season, it was a pleasure as always lads.
>>218169632Autistic and tried to pair her with her equally autistic brother
>>218170102>Viserys on the wagon>Aerion on the wagonIt's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>218170131>9+ more dunk novelsholy fuck
>>218170126
Watching/dunk/ makes me really want to get into some medieval game where I make alliances and wage war. Which game should I play? Total War or Crusader Kings? I've never played either franchise
>>218169583thats actually young Bobby B
>>218170119
>that moment when you realize Arlan's Ghost was the Stranger
>>218170164Total War if you want a battle simulator. Crusader Kings if you want diplomacy and dynasty management
they killed him and hit up the open bar at his funeral
>>218170164People seem to love the Crusader Kings mod if you wanna play ASOIAF. I've never played it so I can't comment
>>218170164>Total WarCool battles, but shallow campaign mechanics. Your best bet is either Medieval 2, Shogun 2, or Attila. Stay away from Thrones of Britannia, it's boring.>Crusader KingsProbably the better bet since it is more character based.
>>218170164There's a really good GoT/AOIAF mod for CK3. Total war is moreso focused on building up armies and fighting while CK3 allows you to play with diplomacy and intrigue if you want
>>218170191when will there be a game like total war and crusader kings
>>218170194the nectar of victory tastes the sweetest
>>218170164CK2 is really good but a bit buggy sometimes. I still think it is worth it, best asoiaf experience in vidya i ever had. CK3 is not yet on this level, but probably will be in some time.
Bet you didnt know the Dondarrion actor is a cripple
>>218170235ira is based for adding this
>>218170191>>218170196>>218170210>>218170217Which is more beginner friendly? Do the games have a steep learning curve?
>>218170183Holy shit.
>>218170194beesbury would bee ok with it
>>218169498He’ll either be a true brother in arms in Egg’s Kingsguard, or a tragic foe on the wrong side of Blackfyre III or IV.
>>218170236legitimately cool that they just cast him as like a regular guy and did such a good job covering it up that I did not even know until just today.
imagine how much better the Maekar and Dunk scenes would've been if they were under the elm tree on a sunny day, just like in the goddamn book why can't they just adapt the fucking book why is it so utterly imposible for hbo faggots to just follow the source material holy fuck
>>218170236D-does that mean Raymun's kid will be a cripple too?
>>218170236>is a cripplein what way?
>>218170148>Someone asks when you're marrying your dumbass sister>Call her a retard in front of everyone >She runs away crying>Older sister dumps wine over you>Just remark she's wasting wine and leave to change Was it autism?
>>218170264it is not that big of a deal anon
What was going through Maekar's head during this scene?
let ira run everything
>>218168000GODS SHE WAS FAT THEN
>>218170109If I was GRRM I would write them all, release the next one when my health takes a turn for the worst, and have the final one released on my death, purely so I wont have to deal with the whining and bitching from you lot
LOL
>>218170247Total War is more beginner friendly because it is causal friendly and focused on spectacle. Think of it like the Ace Combat series, it wants you to "feel" like you're an ace pilot. But is it a good plane simulator? Not really, but only because that's not its goal.But Crusader Kings is more rewarding in the long run.
>>218170247CK3 appears deep but its one of if not the easiest paradox game to pick up and play. Even normgroids play it. The main problem might honestly be the amount of DLC that every paradox game gets. Although I've heard that the DLC for CK3 is mid and from what I remember you don't need it for the mod. Steam has free weekends for CK3 semi-frequently so I would wait for one of those and try it out. Or just pirate it and see if you like the base game.
>>218170301"Seven fucking hells, another one."
>>218170292Don't forget that your older sister beats the shit out of you, and your older brother enables her and laughs at you. He never trained with his older brothers again after that.
Why the Maekar character assassination though? Is this Stannis 2.0 where the showrunners ignore the nuance of the character? Was pretty good so far too.
>>218170292Alyssa also beat his ass after in training just to publicly humiliate him back.There was also the time he got given smut in the hopes it might make him show some interest in women over books, and he kept it but didn't care about women.
>>218170194honeyed mead for the fallen hero
>>218170300not by itself no, but a few dozens of these little misses are what makes a show drop from 9.5/10 to 8/10
>A true knight always finishes a story" is Ser Arlan telling Dunk that he doesn't need to say some words to knight him. For Dunk, to be knighted is to find his own story. And that final shot with Arlan splitting off from Dunk and Egg is the moment Dunk is truly a knight
>>218170358stupid take
>>218170301>i know what you want to do and i agree he might deserve it but he's your brother and i'm somewhat of an expert on killing brothers - you won't like it
>>218170194are the bees making a hive out of his flesh?
I was obsessed with space combat and so I made a space combat game. It actually started to sell. Like, modestly, but I made maybe ~20-40k from it. Then I started to get the comments. The people whining about this or that. The genuine bugs that deserved fixes. Wanting free updates. Insulting me and calling me a stupid faggot because I didn't make another game.It was all just kind of annoying. I removed it from sale and abandoned it, deleted all my social accountsAlso, I got very bored of space combat.I can't imagine how George has any interest in writing another word in this universe, as much as I love it. I can't imagine what he deals with
>>218170328The CK3 ASOIAF mod is a flat out upgrade from vanilla considering how much QOL it adds. No DLC is mandatory, but you’re missing out if you don’t at least pick up Royal Court and Tours and Tournaments.
>>218170373sorry to say, but you just didn't get it
>>218169669He's so lovely
>>218170349This is exactly this, jews for some reason hate this character archetype
>>218170236I don't see it?
>>218170277At the age of 11, Monks was found to have a benign tumour on his cervical spinal cord, which was removed; he has hemiplegia of the right side to this day. His right arm is totally paralysed and his right leg has only partial function.[1][7]
the monster can edits are my favorite DUNK meme
>>218170382GRRM is obviously completely bored of the series beyond making up Targ history.But then ASOIAF was actually always a cash grab series he started to recover from his failed TV career, it became known as his magnus opus because of its sales, not because he really cared that much about high fantasy.
>>218170349they want him to be overprotective of egg
>>218170277he's hemiplegiche had a tumor on his spinal cord at 11 and in removing it he was made quadriplegic but they were able to restore partial function so now only his right arm and part of his right leg are paralyzedyou can see his mobility aids in a lot of bts shots
>Try to post>Fail the captcha>Have to wait a minute for the captcha to refreshThis is that fucker Maekar's fault. If he hadn't killed his brother in the tourney at Ashford they never would have installed this new system
>>218170382>I can't imagine what he deals withThe same way any other nerd here in his situation would. Falls asleep on his gorillion dollars in royalties while wondering what fangirl cosplayers he'll fuck at the next convention he attends.
>>218170236I felt like he was moving awkwardly in the showI don't think it's a problem though. like people are going to have all kinds of weird conditions in this type of world, even nobles. Especially them actually as the poor ones will just die or be drowned, rich ones will tryjust adds character without saying anythingalso a somewhat crippled dude banging everyones wives and trying to spread his seed is hilarious
>>218170480Baelor would have kept the IP counter
>>218170480>make post on /got/>I thought it was pretty funny>get banned for itWhy did Dunk do this? Is he even a real knight?
It's crazy to me that someone brought back jousting into a competitive sport. Getting knocked off your horse in full armor is nuts
>>218170382Hes obviously over writing the books, but he still likes being "the guy" and vising the sets of the shows and offering snippets of worldbuilding to the actors and showrunners.
>>218170482I was more stressed out by the expectations laid before me than I was happy with my moneyGranted he's making a lot more than me, but I'm also making more now, and I know it doesn't solve everything. We didn't evolve around money, we evolved around people and want them to like the stories we tell.If it was just about money, he'd just write some shit and put it out and be done with it. Clearly he cares about something else, even if that's simply that he's lost interest in the world (which his extremely valid)
Now that the dust has settled, what the FUCK was the point of the "asking Dunk to help rig a match" subplot?
>>218170464Is that a white Monster?
>>218169770>>218169798>>218169800There's already an unnamed Targ who's a nigger wearing a white wig at Baelor's funeral in Ep6. They learned their lesson from HOTD but the entire modern liberal ideology is that they are "the Resistance" despite having had total cultural dominance for two decades so while they won't do it front-and-center they will 100% be trying to put as many random blacks into S2's background characters.>Standfast (hick country in the Reach)>Demographics: Same as modern London for some reason
>>218170349>>218170476Doesn't Egg sneaking out kind of ruin the plot point in the next season of Egg using the royal signet ring Maekar gave to keep him safe for him and Dunk to get out of trouble. This anon >>218170264 is right about needless small changes from the book adding up and changing the story for no good reason.
>Aemond, you wanna hit this shit?
>>218169632Made for Middle-Aged Arryn Cock
Why were chuddies supposed to be upset by Raymun this episode again?
>>218170542It showed Dunk's morality. That he wouldn't cheat even when nobody was actually harmed and everyone was in on it.
>>218170562he's a cuck
https://x.com/cowboyfantome/status/2025679920127439195Im going to miss /dunk/ more than I did /got/>>218170547thats what I told the AI to put in his hand
>>218170464I haven't ever had Monster, is white monster that good?
>>218170547>Not regular Monster. Regular Monster will kill him
>>218169632> She was also terrified of dragons and of Summer Islanders.[1]She was not a fan of Velaryons then?
>>218170542You could say this about the entire tournament in generalI liked it, it doesn't go anywhere but why does it have to
>a 10” prosthetic penis was created for Danny Webb to wear. >“Luckily, he was a consummate professional and was happy to work with us to make it as realistic as possible, coming in for fittings that culminated in a very intimate application process in a white tent in the Belfast countryside,” Mason continued. >“Because of the size we reinforced the contact area and edges with wig lace for minimal stretch under its weight and makeup designer [Pippa Woods] and [Lucille Harding] applied a knotted merkin, hiding any visible edges. It also contained tubing for urination, which we taped down the back of his leg.”
>>218170576its nothing special, mostly a meme
>>218170464>edits
>>218170555Do you have a bong my lord hand?
>>218170588>Aerion drank WHAT???
>>218170549the weird part is maekar is missing his signet ring in the final scene
>>218170576The White Walkers love them.
>>218170555pot smoking otto is my favourite weird meme
>>218170623Maybe Egg stole it
>>218170599>Oh sure, yeah feel free to touch me, ladies. Let's get this right.Based perverted old man.
>>218170302>tfw the only good parts of hotd s1 were because of him
>>218170480It gets better. I've been promoted to 1/1 captchas where I only need to solve these easy ones. The shitty 5-pointed stars are ancient history
>>218170608>>218170555come, I've got the blunts ready!
>>218169846Dunk is a guiltycuck in the old Christian stylePart of his charm is he's a hulking awkward retard but he knows he's a hulking awkward retardHe thinks he got Baelor killed and so is unworthy of anything good to come out of the tourny"If only I wasn't such a hulking awkward retard, someone smarter and better could have done something different and maybe that Baelor guy who was cool as hell would still be alive. I can't profit from his death this way, I gotta keep traveling as a hedge knight until I've EARNED a lord's favor"
>>218170576Mango Loco is the actual best tasting one but it's also filled to the brim with sugar
>>218170358GRRM isn't a true knight
Grand Strategy players know why the Faith of the Seven is better than all other religions, even if they offer some magic carrot to convince you to join them. Nothing beats a simple stat boost and access to better laws and inheritence.
>>218170569But they don't do that. Dunk thinks on it, and then the whole Tansell thing happens. We never learn if he would gave taken the deal.
>>218170614kek
>>218170301>Is that nerd Aemon my only son that is not a complete fucktard?
Daniel Ings on if he will return as Ser Lyonel Baratheon in ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ Season 2:>I mean, I couldn't possibly comment on Series 2, but I would love for audiences to get to see Lyonel Baratheon again. I'd love to play this guy again. He's not in the second book or the third book. As with the first, these series will be very faithful to George [R.R. Martin]'s writing. Actually I spoke to George one day on set. He came down and was like, [George R.R. Martin voice] "You know, your character comes back later on down the line." And I'd done a little deep dive into the Westeros lore online, and you can find so much of the history that's written even if these books haven't necessarily been written yet, but, yeah, there's some interesting story to tell further down the line with Lyonel and Dunk and Egg. But, you know, I have to wait and see if the story catches up to it, and if that story ever gets told, I'd be pumped.
>>2181705421. to show Dunk's stubborn honor autism2. to falsely lull the viewer into the false sense that the tourney was really going to happen, so that we're more surprised when it gets interrupted
dunk canonically has superhuman healing
>>218170623>>218170637This is definitely it. Again though making Egg steal from his father and Maekar not allow him to travel is an example of small changes to both characters from the novel that add up over time and end up not making sense.
>>218170005wait, where are all the blacks?i thought the blacks won the dance.
>>218170451>>218170477Hats off to him, and great actor would've never guessed after his scenes in Lyonel's tent.
>>218170301
>>218170694gut wounds typically weren't a problem in the middle ages
Is any other house this consistently based?
>>218170599GURM likes his floppy wieners.
>>218170576If you want diabetes sure, it's mostly a meme.
>>218170576>>218170656Apricot red bull is my favourite energy drink bar none but red bull is overpriced compared to other brands. I usually just stick to tea and coffee anyways.
>>218170358This isn’t even pseudo-intellectual it’s double secret psuedo-intellectual
>>218170694>superhuman healingYou meant to say the Mother binds his wounds and the Maiden draws the poison from him
>>218170555>otto high as shit was the only thing keeping the realm functioning>viserys' death and aegon replacing him fucked it all updamn
>>218170649
Egg running away against Maekars wishes is kind of a plothole with bloodraven being around
>>218170717More like consistently cucked lmao
>>218170599need a porn parody of this
>>218170738Based.
>>218170651The world made no sense when a great prince died so a hedge knight might live.
>>218170765The war interrupted his supply of Oldtown Chronic
>>218170778trident status?
the baratheons are divas lmao
>>218170109Dexter will leak them
>>218170774Bloodraven orchestrated the whole thing down to maekar whacking his brother with a mace
>>218170774Not really. Bloodraven might not give a fuck BECAUSE he can always track Egg's location (and probably does remote surveillance every once in a while to make sure he's not getting messed with etc)
>>218170808>yo viserys, the maesters call this one deaf>DEATH??
>>218170807he died too young, just a kid, in the prime of his life, full of spunk and gusto and vim and vigor, taken too soon
>fucking bee magicTHE WRITERS KNOWTHEY'RE BEESBURYING US RIGHT NOWPOST YFW
>>218170812not cucked
>>218170379bee wights when
>>218170574I can only imagine how great of a time they must've had doing AKOTSK. Whatever happens afterwards with the show cause of execs or Ira going full retards at least they left a little treasure they can be proud of and had an amazing time doing it.
>I no longer have an excuse to drink wine and hard cider on Sunday nights
>>218170834>what if house beesbury bred bees to the size of dragons?>what if in revenge for the killing of their kin they attack the greens with a dragon sized bee?
>>218170834>weak>old gods tree furry magic>strong>BEE MAGIC>SUMMON THE QUEEN>THE HIVE DEFENDS ITS OWN>BEWARE OUR STING
>>218170827>Vizzy my man, this new strain from Dorne will have you seeing colours and shit>Speak plainly, Otto
>>218170837>cucked out at the tridentlmao
>>218169917>no more hot redhead kinosad
>>218170555>ser otto rolls worst blunt ever, asked to resign as hand and banished from court
bout to start an all stacked shorty redheads 12 hour goonsesh
>>218170870more dornish bad poosi coming soon to a season near you
>>218170765>>218170808>>218170827>>218170868>Otto is a pothead>Daemon is a cokefiend>Viserys didn't do drugsit all makes so much sense now
>>218170823Thats what I’m saying thoughMaekar can just hit up Bloodraven
>>218170689He did a good job but I still think he was too small, fruity, and dark toned to be Lyonel. Lyonel in the books is basically described as looking like Nathan from metalocalypse/Peter Steele from Carnivore. The show also neglects to show him laughing when he fights which is the whole reason he's called the Laughing Storm or his introduction where he makes a game knocking the ornaments off of other knight's helmets.
maekar > baelor
>>218170701stole it off his hand? maybe there will be a scene like the one in the book only Maekar only kinda consents to Egg going, or maybe they want to leave the door open to having Maekar show up
>>218170888don't forget frannymaddie if you like butts too
>>218170888>rule34.xxx>tag:redhead>tag:3d>tag:-ai_generated>tag:sort:score
>>21817083048 years old...he was just a fuckin' kid.
>>218170869dead but never cucked
>>218170901Yeah but it's probably like>"Fuck my son ran away god fucking damn it. Bloodraven find him for me">"Oh he's just riding around in the Reach? Not in any danger, not getting abused, not going hungry, etc">"Fine just keep an eye on him"When you do have a GPS tracker like that you probably don't feel as much urgency to send the royal troops to go recover your son also Maekar's kind of a shit dad to begin with, I know it's medieval times and princes can be spoilt retards but how do you lose track of multiple sons simply traveling to a town for a tournament
>>218170927cucked out of victory and the throne and into extinction lmao
>>218170869Bobby was splitting wigs all damn day.
>>218170911>stole it off his hand?Went to check if it's on his hand when he grabs him in front of Aerion's bed, but it's not, he would've had to steal it beforehand.
>Lenny B looking down from 7heaven to see Brienne the Tall worship Renly I wonder if he's proud or salty and jealous
after episode 6 i read all 3 books, just finished. they are short but enjoyableim not sure why people think dunk slept with the widow, he is definitely still a virginthe mystery knight was the best, dunk the lunk gets unhorsed in his first joust and then blunders his way into the middle of a rebellion
the music in the last episode seemed really randomalso the "nine kingdoms" card
>>218170970sad egg
>Baelor gets his skull caved in by a mace>Rhaegar gets his chest caved in by a hammerDo Targs take bonus damage from Crushing-type attacks? I thought dragons were supposed to be weak to Piercing?
>>218170945I wouldnt say he’s a bad dad. His kids are fucking nutcases and his wife died giving birth to them so he’s raising them alone
>>218170983they like to have fun
Dexter Sol Ansell on Egg attempting to kill his brother Aerion in the ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ finale:>He just wants to kill him. He’s thinking, Aerion killed my cat. Dunk nearly died in the Trial of Seven. He’s done all these vile things. I need to make this right — he can’t be doing this anymore. And then Maekar comes in. Before Egg ran away, the one thing he really wanted was to impress him and be welcomed. And now Maekar is nice to him for once; he puts his hands on his shoulders, and it’s a really nice moment. It soothes Egg and makes him realize, Wow, finally he appreciates me. Maekar probably thought Egg would never do anything like that, and now, finally, Egg’s standing up for himself. Honestly, I think in that moment, Maekar feels proud, because I don’t think Maekar liked Aerion either.
>>218170990Maekar dies having his skull crushed by a rockSo probably
>>218170711Rhae tried to make Egg fall in love with her with a love potion made by Shiera kek.
targ way btw
>>218170990>I thought dragons were supposed to be weak to Piercing?yeah the dragons in the dragonpit all get speared by peasants and daeny's dragons get shot downtargshits arent dragons though they are roaches so of course they are weak to getting crushed
>>218170292>Was it autism?in this particular case, unironically yes
>>218170983Feels like something a female writer might think clever
>fuck off with youbest line in the show
>>218170977My retard ass didn't pick up the gay stuff in book 3 until I looked it up.
>>218170991This. Targs are just fucked up from all the inbreeding. Maekar seems like a decent dude overall, fratricide notwithstanding.
>>218170991>so he’s raising them aloneHe's not a single dad working a 9-to-5 trying to make enough for rent and to support three kids, he has a castle's worth of servants
>>218170990>Targs die to crushing attacks>Blackfyres die to piercing attackshmmm I wonder who the real dragon is
>>218170990>I thought dragons were supposed to be weak to Piercing?only true dragons
>>218171019Why did they make him gay in the show?
>>218171004Literally wtf was the guy on the right's problem?>ONE(1) job>"No... his le wounds... have le mortified... he is le dead...">Dunk just hobbling around fine for the rest of the episode
>>218170350>There was also the time he got given smut in the hopes it might make him show some interest in women over books, and he kept it but didn't care about women.is it possible to learn this power ?>t. nofap
>>218171066doctors and the educated are actually retarded
>>218169859reminder that when Saera saw that prince, she immediately wanted to marry him
>>218170915>maddie if you like butts toowho
>>218171045>fratricide notwithstanding.He conspired with a hedge knight to cause a scene so that he, under the cover of a trial by combat, could slay his own older brother and seize the throne. The gods hate a kinslayer. It is known.
>>218171061He doesn't know what gay is, he has thought about what if Dunk was a girl and how things would've been easier then though
>>218171012Top kek
>>218171066he's a learned man, blinded by the light of science, he is incapable of understanding that Dunk lives because the seven willed it
>>218171095you know, the bubble butt bratty redhead begging for correction that joked about wearing a buttplug to a premier
>>218171126nopea last name would be better
why does egg talk like a retard?
>>218171049You think a lord just lays around the entire day doing nothing?
>>218171066He didnt do anything wrong. Dunk canonically survives thanks to the Seven's divine intervention. Getting a gut wound + left untreated for hours + still surviving in medieval times is a miracle. It's like if you had stage 4 cancer and it suddenly disappears one day
>>218170977And what of good Maynard Plumm?
>>218171042>gay stuffsurely you are not referring to Dunk, he still pines after the Too-Tall girl two books after
pretty fucker
>>218171162He's not the ruler of anything, just a prince, and not even the heir. Whatever duties he had, he still has a literal army of servants and maids and soldiers to help him look after and keep track of his kids
>>218171096>maekar, who has multiple older brothers, who have children, devised a masterplan to kill his brother who has children who could inherit before him
>>218170082the entire point of his character is that he's an noble man (in the truest sense of the word) that actually cares about 90% subjects, but the other 10% are a bunch of greedy, prideful, dishonest, worthless blue-blooded worms that don't give a shit their social inferiors and would rather plunge the kingdom in war over paying for a 5% tax increase
>>218171163>Getting a gut woundyeah he got really lucky the mail moved with the lance, stopped his organs from being pierced but no infection is insane
>>218171184Looks like a young Jay Mohr.
did we really need this cuck ending for our apple boy? just need one last humiliation before it's over?
>>218171184I wish we saw just a bit more of him during the trial. Even if it's just a stupid meme cut of him swinging his sword a single time then falling over pretending to be knocked out
>>218170945Maekar is sulking in Summerhall the entire time, Bloodraven is in Kings Landing doing work. i doubt they have even written to each other
>>218171191Keeping track and raising is different
>>218171173No, another character the Blackfyre pretender is gay and tries to fuck Dunk.
>>218171232He's the dude who enlisted, went to Afghanistan for one tour, and when he returned Stateside he immediately marries the first stripper he takes home. Many such cases
>>218171232He gets his own house, Raymun won
>>218171262>>218171262
>>218171042https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Daemon_II_Blackfyre>Dunk: It makes no matter what I dream. Only a king can make a Kingsguard knight.>"John": I suppose that means I'll have to take the throne, then. I would much rather be teaching you to fiddle.>"Dunk: To my bed, to sleep. I’m drunk as a dog.>"John": Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together, and wake the very gods.https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Alyn_Cockshaw>Daemon's mine.>I wept when Bittersteel carried him off to exile, and again when Lord Peake told me he was coming home. But then he saw you upon the road, and forgot that I existed.I too missed it on the first read but rereading it it's pretty obvious
>>218169591>OH MY SCIENCE, IS THAT JAZZ WHAT I'M HEARING IN MY HECKIN CHUNGUS MEDIEVAL KINO?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM
>>218171254This is another thing that was merely implied in the books that'll be turned into canon by the producers. Renly being gay is only ever lightly alluded to in the books whereas in the show he's a gay stereotype from a Wyatt A Mann cartoon.
>>218171257Based good ole American lad
>>218171147Ok... but which king do you serve?
>>218171184The prince that was promised.
>>218170542theres a hint of match rigging in book 3 as well
>>218171306
>>218171363Petsch
>>218171254i must also be retarded then because i did not pick up on that
>>218171296prefer this onehttps://youtu.be/t6VMSYIXCCY
I'm glad Sweetfoot got a happy ending
>>218170917>tag:netorare
>>218171296KEK
>>218170263>legitimately cool that they just cast him as like a regular guy and did such a good job covering it upHollywood does it all the time. Make em wear lifts, film only from certain angles, people never know
>>218167903>Sixteen ton starts playingBased?
