love your bro like a targshit edition>>218167903previously
dexter is a bit fruityshe's going to transition isn't she
ATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Dunc took too much damage in the melee. Took me right out of the story.
>>218171322glad i'm not the only one who noticed the kid a bit faggy, i know the kids is 11 but you can tell he is the type to get bullied for it in school
Why did bee-man have an elaborate bee themed coffin with him already?
>>218171262THE LORD OF ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP!
>>218171262This show is trash just like hotd and every season of got besides the first 2. What an awful franchise
>>218171378Leave it bee
>>218171342
>>218171378fucking bee magic you subhuman valyrian scum
>>218171322>>218171367Na, you niggers just gay
>>218171262>It's your birthday tournament>Sweet sixteen>Walking around in your dad's castle>See a knight, one of hundreds who are here to attend>He seems lost (because none of the people attending know what the layout of your dad's castle is)>Immediately call him a retard and leave[Trial By Seven]>Find the knight again>"I want you to know I do not blame you for ruining my name day. It was a rotten thing they've done to you, and you were right in your reply.">Immediately leaveWhat the fuck was her problem?
Could lifting have saved him
Couldn't even get the show title correct.
>>218171344If you adjust and think of him as a tankmaxxed paladin and not a knight it makes a lot more sense
>>218171431come on man, don't make any of us say it
>>218171459his son not being a headlet would have
What's with the choice of music?
>>218171431Tournyettes.
>>218171496?? whats the reference here?
>>218171431she's andal and based, she also wanted to targ fucking shits dead
>>218171506>shit flinging>hanging penis>eyeball swinging>fart>skull crushing>jazz
>>218171431she wanted dunk to correct her
>>218171530>Crushed blacks>Crushed TargsPottery.
The scene where Dunk gets mindfucked by Egg telling him there are technically nine kingdoms in the Seven Kingdoms reminded me of https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg
>>218171378>fossoways always have apples on hand>beesburys always have a fuckload of beehives on handmakes sense to me
what if joffrey was actually Robert's son he just had targ madness and targ hair from Robert's side
>>218171554kek
>>218171576dunki'm BIA
>>218171322Aegon The Unlikely To Pass
Good times are coming.
>>218171609Kino
>>218171378It was a normal coffin, the magic bees just knew a real one was got
First for the /ss/ Queen of Love and Beauty>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.
>>218171576and yet the Greyjoys never seem to have any joy
Continuing the conversation from last thread. Daemon II is 100% gay, right?
>>218171378His grandmother was a Tarly.He wanted this.
>>218171632no doubt, he might happen to also like women and has every intention to have kids but he likes men or at the very least duncan
>What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I was knighted first out of all the squires in the Red Keep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Blackfyre usurpers, and I have over 300 confirmed slayings. I am trained in Dornish warfare and I’m the top archer in all the Southron kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will snuff out your bastard bloodline with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me with a raven’s letter? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Seven Kingdoms and all of your traitorous secrets will be revealed so you better prepare for the storm, turncloak. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, boy. My cousin Lord Bloodraven can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Dark Sister. Not only is my house extensively seasoned in the art of warfare, but we have access to the entire arsenal and martial talent of the Kingsguard, the Goldcloaks, and all the leal Great Houses of the Realm and we will use them to their full extent to wipe your bastard’s ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you godsdamned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it, like we drowned your false king Daemon in a rain of arrows on the Redgrass Field. You’re fucking dead, bastard.
>>218171618
>>218171322>>218171367>>218171611>Sees some prepubescent kid>Instead of calling him an annoying little squeaker you immediately headcanon him as a troonGenuinely rent free and mindbroken, holy shit. Kill yourselves
It's funny that GRRM retconned the KIngsguard vows years after writing the Hedge so that actually they aren't sworn to not harm the royal family
>>218171651Did he want Duncan to top him?
>>218171431
>>218171657>prepubescent he's got hair on his stones
I don't give a fuck about GoT or that other show but I loved every minute of Dunk, so thank you to whatever nerd convinced me to watch it.
>>218171632i guess i can see it now, rereading the dialogue and how his sworn sword reacted to dunkbut as a normal (AKA straight) person i dont see gay shit everywhere unless someone points it out first
could you imagine where house Targaryen would be if the great bastards got along?what could've Daemon, Bloodraven, Bittersteel, and Shiera achieved together
>>218171680bald-cels when the minoxidil kicks in and they find the norwood memer
>>218171630ick
>>218171673probably, he is a big guy unless his kink is topping big men
>>218171344at least the sword thrusts he took could be explained as only penetrating shallowly through mail+gambeson, and cuts probably wouldn't go through at allarmor actually protecting someone for once on a show was cool
>>218171657This. For the record, his father is a high tenor and turned out straight enough to reproduce.
>The Hedge Knight was published in 1998GEORGEWRITE MORE FUCKING BOOKSGEOOORRRRRGE
>>218171721*sick (in a good way)
>Raymun got knighted>beat the fuck out of his cousin, >founded a cadet branch of House Fossoway,>Is about to open a family business>Got a nice ass horse >And got laid and married to a beautiful woman >A week ago he was a squire>We know their house still alive and they are filthy fucking rich more than red apple>His cider business opened connections with the Lannisters, and his family has two marriages with the Tyrells and one with the Hightowers.>They have a important role at high gardenman won at life
>>218171752>all of which is inherited by another mans son
>>218171344>Dunc took too much damage in the meleeyou really underestimate what armor can do, now him not dying of infection is an entirely different conversation
>>218171656but they don't
>>218171631you know, they never have any krakens either. bunch of frauds these greyjoys.
>>218171752>>And got laid and married to a beautiful woman
>Some literal who smith selling shit to hedge knights at a tournament in a small town in the Reach>Armor of titanium, lets Dunk bulltank his way through>Royal armorer with castle-grade steel serving the king and his family>Helmet gets crushed by a BACKHANDED mace swing
>>218171762Maybe it's a girl
>>218171762if you're a manlet it's better to be a cuckold so you don't have manlet children
Stop calling Daemon II gay, that was just Bloodraven's slander.
>Raymun, time to conceive our 5th bastard
>>218171774Euron has one
>>218171762>>218171782NTA but a prostitute like her would have been drinking moon tea to avoid getting pregnantPresumably Ros or whatever her name is would stop taking the medieval Plan B equivalent now she's married to a guy with a future instead of fucking random people for money
>>218171812Does he?
>>218171786Maekar is quite strong
>>218171791If you're a manlet it's your duty to find and impregnate a true giantess to counterbalance your genes. And if it comes at the expense of your poor crushed sexual organs - so be it.
>>218171800The way the looks at her beloved husband after lord Dondarrion is done nutting.
>>218171816>drinking moon teaYou're assuming she has constant access to it and that she didn't get pregnant by some other customer and see an opportunity with Fossoway to anchor him.
>>218171829hes a big guy
>>218171816lmao who you trying to convince
>>218171797he did not bore the sword (nice armor tho)
Lyonel really wanted that Duncussy
>>218171800Realistically, if she looks like this, would you care if she was a whore?
>>218171630I wish I was Maegor without the sterility and the Targ chimpout genes
>>218171681i was expecting a subtitle meme about wanting dunk to rip her clothes off
Steffon creamed that pussy first
>>218171829>>218171842Lady Stark, I'm Master of Coin.
>>218171858>if she looks like thisShe literally, physically, looks like that. What??
>>218171816Moon tea requires a maester to prepare, it's not something that regular camp followers would have free access to
>>218171842>Congratulations, you killed your brother, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>218171825why is he breaking the fourth wall? fatman is a hack
>>218171890>Losing my son!
>>218171889You're very naive if you think whores don't know all kinds of different methods to terminate an unwanted pregnancy
>>218171825"Reader" is such a cool nickname man.Imagine living in a world where nobody watched movies or tv and (you) were called "Watcher" by everyone
I like how Raymun picked out the biggest asshole present at Ashford meadow barring Aerion to fuck his wife and continue the Fossoway bloodline.
>>218171042https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Daemon_II_Blackfyre>Dunk: It makes no matter what I dream. Only a king can make a Kingsguard knight.>"John": I suppose that means I'll have to take the throne, then. I would much rather be teaching you to fiddle.>"Dunk: To my bed, to sleep. I’m drunk as a dog.>"John": Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together, and wake the very gods.https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Alyn_Cockshaw>Daemon's mine.>I wept when Bittersteel carried him off to exile, and again when Lord Peake told me he was coming home. But then he saw you upon the road, and forgot that I existed.I too missed it on the first read but rereading it it's pretty obvious
>>218171262>mfw no durne beach episode
>>218171934> Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together, and wake the very gods.some twink approach you at the club and tell you this how do you react ?
>>218171909was he fucking the prostitute that Fossaway ends up with? did he die in the trial and end up freeing her up?I ask because this show did a terrible job converying what the fuck was going on and who 3 of the trial participents were.
>>218171955
>>218171262why the fuck does a medieval fantasy open and close it's episode with jazz music? I fucking hate this pretentious show.
>>218171934>>"Dunk: To my bed, to sleep. I’m drunk as a dog.>>"John": Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together, and wake the very gods.Still can't tell who was supposed to top.
>>218171858With the amount stories irl I've heard over the years about dudes who "saved" whores, sadly many men don't as much as those whores make loyal wives sometimes.
>>218171958He's the one whose leg was crushed by his horse after Aerion purposefully stabbed it in the neck
>>218171630don't forget 17yo redhead stepmom Samantha Tarly!>Samantha Tarly, known as Lady Sam, was a member of House Tarly who wed first Lord Ormund Hightower and later his son, Lord Lyonel Hightower.>Lyonel became Lord of the Hightower at age fifteen, after Ormund was killed at the First Battle of Tumbleton in mid-130 AC. According to Mushroom, Lord Lyonel Hightower was infatuated with his father's widow, who was only two years older than the young lord, but Samantha refused his advances.>During the False Dawn, Lord Corlys Velaryon attempted to make peace between the warring factions. Lord Lyonel initially reacted angrily to the Sea Snake's offer, but Samantha allegedly persuaded her step-son to agree to Corlys's terms by allowing Lyonel to seduce her and promising to marry him if he made peace.>Lord Lyonel announced his intention to marry his father's widow, Samantha Tarly, but the reigning High Septon forbade the union as a form of incest. However, Lyonel kept Lady Sam as his paramour for thirteen years and fathered six children on her.>Relations between the Hightowers and the Faith soured when the High Septon commanded Lady Sam to remove herself from her step-son's bed and take vows as a silent sister as penance. When she refused, he condemned her as a shameless fornicator and forbade her to set foot in the Starry Sept until she repented. Instead, Samantha famously confronted the High Septon, forcing him to relent.>A new High Septon eventually reversed the position of his predecessor, allowing Lyonel to marry Sam, and by the same occasion legitimized their six chidren.
>>218171943>that Episode where Dunk and Egg go visit Grandma Egg at Starfall and have to prevent Darkstar's ancestor from tying little girls to railway tracks
POV: you're a young Blackwood visiting Riverrrun for the first time and your lord father says Lord Tully offered one of his daughters to marry you when you're of age
>>218171966Aerion has no honor, he tried to pick his morningstar back up after he yielded
>>218171920You're going way out of your way to engineer a scenario in which what is plainly shown to the audience is not the case
>>218171973at this point, media has deteriorated enough that it was unironically probably to get us to complain about it online to boost the show's metrics.
>>218171666But why? Seems like a pretty obvious thing for them to swear, except in cases of a succession crisis/treason (Stannis, Renly, Aegon III, etc.).Also holy shit this new captcha sucks balls, I miss the days when you could just post without playing a 4-part fucking where's waldo game
>>218171858You can sleep with women absent commitment you know
>>218171484
>I no longer have an excuse to drink wine and hard cider on Sunday nights
Can't wait for next week's episode!
>>218171998>the Hightowers are so powerful that they can just casually declare war on the faith and everyone just goes "you go gurl, slay"This is so stupid that it's unreal.
>>218171973HOTD production crew snuck into the room to sabotage it
>>218172028I was talking about marrying and starting a family with her, like Raymun did
>>218171618casting young bloodraven is going to be impossible.
>>218172036Was this supposed to be funny? Such an odd note to end on.
>>218171262What were they both thinking in this moment?
>>218171800In Westeros? Probably not. Robert's whores were probably more loyal to him than Cersei was lol
>>218172066big and stupid
>>218172066>Take it out>There's no way she wants me to take it out
>>218172054The Faith was de-fanged by Maegor decades before this, they wouldn't have gotten away with such flagrant disregard for the High Septon in an age before the Targaryens
>>218172066Ignoring that, wtf was the director's intention with having this scene where they just look each other up and down for a few seconds?
>>218172059Take good care of my brat now, anon.(Because I sure as hell won't).
>>218172066SEXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>218172056as if one is better than the other? Pretty sure a woman did this show
>>218172066Gwin is a hormonal teenage girl and Dunk is canonically a 6'11 beefcake, it'd be weird if she wasn't making eyes towards him
>>218172099what's wrong with this guy irl? what's his malfunction
>>218172107There's already fanfic smut of that scene where they go into a side room to shag
>>218171858why not? I'm fucked if I see what's so special about her frankly
>>218172124He had to get it on.
>>218172097>>218172066the character had no reason to be in the show at all, so it was mostly>we need to fill up screentime>there's only 1 female character in the story otherwise
>>218172124he's a paraplegic
>>218171934https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Alyn_Cockshaw>Daemon's mine.>I wept when Bittersteel carried him off to exile, and again when Lord Peake told me he was coming home. But then he saw you upon the road, and forgot that I existed.is there a more cursed existence than being a gay incel ?
>>218172129AO3?
>>218172124hes one of Mystery's pupils
>>218172149>gay incelI guess that would be possible in Westerosi society. Literally impossible today, though.
>>218172066>>218172097>>218172114Canonically, Dunk is only 16 or 17 in this story (he doesn't know his exact age). The implication just seems odd because they got a 30-year old man to play the character, it's a Robb Stark situation.
So Aerion and the Puppeteer caused the biggest butterfly effect in all of ASOIAF?
>>218172149The worst part is that daemon was his gay oneitis since they were little kids playing together and getting bullied by daemon's twin brothers(the ones bloodraven turned into swiss cheese).
>>218172166how so both in real middle ages and in westeros, being gay was looked down upon contrary to today
>>218172066Peter was probably thinking it, righ? I mean let's be real here.
>>218172091Defanged by the crown does not mean that lesser lord's sidepiece can ride into the starry sept at the head of a group of armed men and start making demands of the high septon, and then the rest of the nobility sides with her against the faith because she's just so awesome.It's infantile and idiotic writing I would have expected from a03 fanfiction slop. George should genuinely be ashamed for having written it.
>>218172176no lol, egg did, the little retard could have revealed himself straight away and ended it all, he had to run off and provoke dunk to assault a member of the royal family for shits a gigs
>>218172167>>2181721923 year difference.
>>218172194The Hightowers aren't just some lesser noble house though, they're basically a secondary Lord Paramount house in the Reach
>>218172217loop it so she looks up and down for like 10 straight seconds
>>218172054The Hightowers ARE the Faith, anon. The Faith only has power at all because the Hightowers are still backing them.
>>218172191That's what I mean. A gay guy is probably an incel in those times. A gay guy today is 0% a virgin.
>>2181718581) All women are whores2) I don't really deserve better anyway3) It would be divine punishment for being a whore to end up marrying me
>>218172252I mean, you're the one thinking about gay guy life in a medieval fantasy setting
>>218172066>him: "awkward">her: "oh god I'm not pretty enough to be remembered for my looks how can I spin it out?"
>>218172252I don't know enough about the gay community but there's got to homos who are too ugly/average looking to find love just like for straights even today
>>218172059Erm, no. If you're anyone of worth you cant be seen wifeying the town bicycle
>>218172293>her: i want this big stupid hairy brute to break me>dunk does it and gets hanged off the front gate the next day (his weight brings down the gatehouse)
>>218172243>The Hightowers ARE the Faith, anon. The Faith only has power at all because the Hightowers are still backing them.https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Robeson>When Damon Hightower, Lord of the Hightower, died of a bad belly, Robeson became regent for Damon's newborn son, Triston. Robeson ruled Oldtown in all but name for twenty years and ultimately became the first High Septon. Lord Triston raised the Starry Sept in Robeson's honor after his passing.it's a power sharing agreement
I'll just post a few pics of Telltale's GoT.Mediocre ""game"", but I liked the art style and direction.
>>218172009>Blackwoodyikes
>>218172275I'm bored and I like to think about worldbuilding and societies. >>218172296See picrel.
>>218172354
A good Andal lord would never marry off his daughter to some tree worshipper
>>218172355fuck off Bracken scum
Why would valarr, as the eldest son of the heir to the realm, marry a tyroshi and not some powerful lord's daughter?
>>218171507I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
>>218172372
>>218172372CARALHOO
>>218172354i thought it was funjust wish you could actually side with the whitehills
>>218172296I'm probably a 4/10 gay guy looks wise and I can have sex delivered to my door any hour of the day within 15 minutes basically
>>218171858If she stayed loyal to me then I wouldn't care
>>218171632Why?
I just saw the entire series after distrusting it and especially ADOD. I've seen GOT and read ASOIAF, though that was years ago. I thought this was like a European realist art movie take on GOT in a way, and it clearly borrowed from The Last Duel.
>can't wait to watch episode 7>there are only 6 episodes, Ser
>>218172384>fuck off Br- ACK
>>218172411See >>218171934
>>218171773They will, though.
>>218172405this level of promiscuity, really ?
>>218172439when? because they don't.
>>218172389The Lords were probably just happy Valarr didn't marry some Dornish slag. Dornish influence and presence at court was a big point of contention during Daeron II's reign
>>218172454monkeypox
>>218172420are you mad?
>>218172454I'm not saying that I do it all the time, I'm telling you that I could
>>218172395>>218172398Sim, caralho.>>218172399That would have been interesting, but too complicated for the devs.I really tried to enjoy it, but I suppose I was just disappointed with how inconsequential the choices were.
>>218172354The game isn't too bad until Ramsey shows up and ruins everything by being the Joker.
>>218171733You know that shit hurt like a motherfucker in the morning though.
I wonder if going on holiday to Lys is like the Westeros equivalent of going to Thailand, but worse. Like, everyone thinks you're a weirdo pervert for going there and 100% knows it was to do weird pervy things you can't do back home.
>>218172307yeh I assume that's gotta be some kinda problem for Raymun just because the upper classes of Westeros are such enthusiastic gossips, men and women both
>>218171378He was actually made up of a swarm of bees and when he died there was nothing holding them together anymore.
>>218172421
Lyonel rules
>>218172454You've no idea, there's a semi-secluded beach area near my neighborhood and there's old faggots there every single fucking day waiting in the bushes for twinks to show up looking to make a quick buck.It's funny calling the beach patrol on them and watching them run like rats, but they're always back the next day.
>>218172492>>218172494Yeah. It was a poorer attempt to mimic show-Ramsay, and although the actor did his reprisal well, the difference of script and direction is telling. And he does show fairly early iirc.
>>218172562
>>218172517Pretty much. Littlefinger says that a girl from a Lys pleasure house is worth 100 gold dragons, which is an absolutely insane amount of money, they must know how to do magic tricks on your dick
>>218172354I really like house whitehills sigil
>>218172389They were trying to counter the Blackfyres' influence in Tyrosh, Daemon's widow is Rohanne of Tyrosh.
>>218172573Let's all take a moment to remember who did not spew all over the place like a green boy.
>>218172577>100 gold dragons, which is an absolutely insane amount of moneyDoes anyone know the currency exchange rates for coppers, stags and dragons? Like what can a copper get you vs a stag vs a dragon and how many coppers in a stag or stags in a dragon?
>>218171459You guys really aren't scalpmaxxing in 2026?
>>218172573
>>218172606I can get your mother for a copper
>>218172574wow sir Duncan has huge penis no wonder ashford girl was interest
>>218172606>1 Gold Dragon: ~210 Silver Stags, ~11,760 Copper Pennies.>1 Silver Stag: 56-57 Copper Pennies (often 7 copper stars).>1 Copper Star: 8 Copper Pennies.>1 Copper Penny: Smallest unit.Still, wonder how much a horn of ale costs for example or a capon at an inn.
>>218172570>>218172583It is a cool design to be fair, as well as house Forrester's.I think George did include a passing mention of them in one of his books (perhaps Dance with Dragons?).
That was a nice little show. I don't get why Dunk was weird around that guy and his pregnant wife though
decent video thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9JcsBDMCw&t=320s
>>218172354How did you get it working anon? All I got was this pop-up I couldnt get rid of whenever I tried to launch it.
>>218172577>they must know how to do magic tricks on your dickThat and they all look Valyrian, basically the fantasy of fucking a Targ girl come true.
>>218172499yea and all the head trauma and the lance that did punch through
>>218172654Targaryens and other high lords pay with gold dragons regardless of the actual price because they can afford to. That's why inns and other such places pull out all the stops for the nobility.
>>218172703>fantasyThere's a good chance you might fuck an actual targ thanks to Saera, may the seven bless her tits
>>218172665sassy whores are more important than friends who've risked their lives for you anon, everyone knows that
>it's a guy laying under a tree episode
>>218172654A gold "hand" coin from the Reach is also legal tender. It's worth half a dragon, I believe.
>Fresh from being a squire>Sees combat for the first time ever>Kicks his cousins ass>Cousin is now shit talking him to the rest of the family>Loves the seethe>Marries a whore with huge tits the day he meets her>Thinks the baby is his>Off to help his old man run a cider businessI'm happy that he is happy
>>218172763>Its fucking kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH3CgCLK00w
>>218172658last pic, for now.>>218172658It's been a couple of years, but I think I remember making an account. Try with a throwaway email.
>>218171459GRRM characters can be honorable but wise they surely are not
>>218172307>If you're anyone of worthAnon didn't ask anyone of worth.
>>218172794He won the game of thrones.
>>218172804oops. second comment was meant for >>218172689
>>218172794>I'm happy that he is happyand if you're not don't speak to raymun or raymun's wife's son ever again
Bearing the sword does not make someone a king.
>>218172794I love Rowan's shit eating grin here, she knows she's just massively improved her station in life, and she knows Dunk is too simple minded and awkward to ruin it for her by telling Raymun the truth about what she is
>>218172829>Ser Arlan, while pissing: "It's all just a game, Dunk. A game...of thrones.">AND WHO ARE YOU THE PROUD LORD SAID
>>218172837Would jousts be the equivalent of NASCAR races in Westeros? Wonder what kind of advertising or branding they run besides word of mouth. Maybe ravens dropping flyers or painted wooden billboards.
Sooooooome people say a man is made out of mudA poor man's made out of muscle and blood
>>218172840Don't think her being a whore is much of a secret considering how she was just lounging about outside that Dondarrion dudes tent.
>>218172837Imagine if westeros had a football league
>>218172840I mean, why bother? Steffon will at some later juncture.
>>218172865It's a secret to Raymun apparently, she pretends it's her first time meeting Dunk when Raymun introduces them
>>218172840It's more like she sees Dunk as a kindred soul and thinks that's why he won't snitch. She had to fuck her way into a better station in life while Dunk fights other men to also climb out of his position. Hence her speech to him about how they're both whores who put their bodies on the line for others' pleasure and that Dunk should take care of his cause he's only got one.
>>218172874Lifelong Pyke Plunderers fan here
aagghh...
The love interest is so ugly really put me out5/10
>>218172840I wonder how common this would be for whores af tourneys in this world. You see some young, unlanded knight, who is 15th in line or whatever for his house and he is riding high from a fresh victory in a joust so you move in and play the maiden swept off her feet from just how valiant he is and try to improve your station.
>>218171840>>218171889Nope. Tormund mentions Jon that, if Ygritte didn't want a child, she just would ask one of the elder women for some tea. There is no way only the maesters can brew abortifacients.
>>218172925Gwin Ashford is a 10/10 you flaming homo.
>>218172892>"and three months later our new House was blessed with an heir!"
>>218172066She entered the dunkbowl
>>218172931If you're a fan of MMA, this is basically the story of current UFC fighter Ian Garry
Raymun Fossoway's children are.....
Poor Raymun, he really didn't deserve that
>>218172955blessed
>6 episodes that are 20 minutes eachWhy not just do a feature film or mini series?
>>218172915Still reaving at the 5-0 upset from Harlaw Rovers
>>218172944The puppeteer
>>218172040It's been so long since I got wine drunk. I want to so bad but they only sell it in liquor stores here and it's a pain in the ass to get to.
>>218172973>daringly subverts expectations
>>218172973>became a knight>survived a trial of seven against several top tier fighters>bagged the hottest woman in the nine realmsdid this all in the course of 24 hourshe won bigly
>>218172985I do feel like the whole story was kind of paced like how a movie would be.If they got rid of most of the flashbacks (excluding Arlan's) and made up stuff that wasn't in the novella, it could very well be a sub 3 hour film while staying a faithful adaptation.
Seriously why did they make both of his love interests mutt-brown?
>>218172988>Harlaw RoversNovel choice. I'd have gone for "Harlaw Harriers" or something of the sort.
>>218173020Foreshadowing his one man bleaching crusade in Dorne during season 2
Prestonbros we are LIVE
>>218172995I didn't see Gwin Ashford doing any puppetry, anon.You may need to rewatch and check your eyes.
>>218171632>I want to cross swords with you>I’ve never tried a man of your size
>>218173005Noticing a lot of this. None of the people peddling it seem really convinced of what they're saying though.
Bolton Wanderers surprise Barrowton United 3-0 away
>>218173035what's he whinging about this time?
>>218171401cry moar faggit
Would Blackwood and Bracken away fans be allowed in the others stadium?
Are the Fossoway's so irrelevant that no one in his family is gonna care he married some whore he met a tourney 2 days ago? Shouldn't he be married to some other noble lady set up by their families?
>>218171262Why didnt dunk smack egg after the little targ shit claimed the iron islands and dorne are kingdoms?
>>218172840She knows Dunk knows because she knows Dunk's not a knight.
>>218171762Ira said she wasn't pregnant, so he did marry a whore but he isn't raising another man's son
These knights are pussies. Sandor Clegane could kill any of them in single combat.
>>218173070Only people that know she's a whore are tourney folk, her friends and the Dondarrion guy.When he gets back to New Barrel with her she'll just claim to be an Ashford commoner and nobody will question it twice.
>>218173069as the Bracken fans would be outnumbered at least 3:1 as well as being the despised Millwall analogues of the league I'd say behaving themselves would be in their best interest
>>218173070The Fossoways weren't even a noble house until Aerion made Steffon a lord for betraying Dunk, they were just a family of landed knights, just barely middle class by Westerosi standards. You can tell by how unrefined their accent/speech is compared to actual noble houses
>>218172233Go ask in /wsr/.
>>218171574The Iron Islands were overlords of the Reach at the time of the Conquest, so don't count as separate. Most of the Realm hates the Ironborn and won't count their claim as valid.As for the others, Dorne got brought in later. I don't know which of the Seven got demoted to allow that one equal-status.
>Relegation looms for AFC Maidenpool after 11 consecutive losses. Could they finally break their curse against long-standing rivals Duskendale City?
>>218171762And where is that man now, ser?
>>218173109https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Fossoway_of_Cider_Hallyou're wrong, they're old stock going back millenia and relatively rich
Ain't no one got a dang crossbow?
Imagine how fun it would be for Dunk to manhandle Rohanne's tiny body
>>218173134The Crownlands aren't a Kingdom, it was a disputed territory between the Stormlands, Riverlands and Vale before Aegon showed up and carved it out for the Royal Family
>>218173134>The Iron Islands were overlords of the Reach at the time of the Conquest,the riverlands not the Reach and they were facing a semi permanent insurgency
>>218171262>next season we get a full on lost cause speechBased
>>218171858Wasn't the story of the prophet Hosea meant to illustrate a whore is always a whore?
>>218173153The one thing that irks me about grrm’s wordbuilding is houses that span millenia considering how quickly and easy some houses are wiped out in the stories we’re told.
>>218173142>medieval fantasy setting but there's footballIs this a good idea for a novel?
>>218171958Thought that was Dondarrion
>>218173184Pretty sure Mary Magdelane is a refutation of this if you're going by the Bible
I just skimmed through the episodes because I don't like the dynamic between every characters and the way they act are forced and theatrical,I like the premise tho I guess I will just read the book instead 5/10
>>218171909>dies in the first charge
>>218171973The whole point was to kick pretentiousness in the face
>>218173169that's why it's weird for them to have their own bastard name (Waters)if so smaller sub-regions inside each of the seven kingdoms should have its own bastard name tradition as welllike these guys https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Crannogmenyou would think maybe Marsh or Mud for them but these are already legitimate House nameshttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Marsh; https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_Muddmaybe Archer would be a good bastard name for the Dornish Marches/tv/ what are your ideas ?
>>218173237>maybe Archer would be a good bastard name for the Dornish Marcheswhy Archer ?
>>218173162He does after his fashion, although it's comparatively chaste and with most of the sexual energy going into the removal of her braid.
>>218173202That was Dondarrion. Presumably she was fucking the Fossoway brothers long before plying her trade at Ashford, which is why Raymun believes he got her pregnant.
>>218173253https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dornish_Marches>The Dornish Marches are known for producing excellent longbows, and many famous bowmen come from the region
>>218173169So it's the Washington D.C. of Westeros?
>>218172405Because people are retarded and don't understand statistic being a 4/10 means you are a perfectly average looking human.Learn what a bell curve is anon and next time don't pick a number within less then a standard deviation to say you are ugly.
>>218173185It's even more stupid that they have records going back that far. The origins of the Andals and the First Men should be lost to time, there's no way those records would have lasted for thousands upon thousands of years.
>>218173206the only basis for that is sentimental tradition, not actual scripture
>>218173237>that's why it's weird for them to have their own bastard name (Waters)It has been shown that there are some other regional bastard names. And the Crownlands were probably a disputed region between Valyrian houses and the Andals for a few centuries. We already know Crackclaw Point was a distinct cultural region, sufficiently united to both oppose Valyrians like Celtigar and the Storm Kings.
Y'all play ck2/ck3?
>>218172874That's the Riftwar. "Barrel Ball", iirc. It evolves into soccer over later books
>>218173295That I could kind of accept since the (((maesters))) keep excellent records.
>>218173184The whole point of christianity is redemption and cleansing from one's sins, there is no theological christian position that would deny a whore her redemptionA whore is always a whore is a fundamentally unchristian statement
>>218173328You're absolutely right, anon. It's been years - years - since I've so much as *thought* about Midkemia.
>>218173170yeah, I'm retarded. sorry.
>>218173302>It has been shown that there are some other regional bastard namesyou have examples ? other than for the big seven , I mean (plus the Iron Islands)
>>218173318Yeah, they're fun gamesI think the AGOT mod could use a submod that makes civil wars more likely to happen though, it feels a little stale as of now
>>218173295We have records going back to ancient Egypt and Babylon in the real world dummy.
>>218173318I never know which version of the CK2 mod to play, there's dozens and they all claim to be the best / least buggy / most recent entry.
>>218173296Scripture is part of Tradition and not a separate element superior to it as anyone learned in patristics know, my protestant friend
>>218173083Really? There is any source?
>>218173367The only other ones mentioned are Darkes of Duskendale and maybe those Lannister cousins in Lannisport, the Lannies and the others. The main thing to remember is that bastard names are only given to nobleborn bastards. It's not like every bastard gets it. So they only get it if they're acknowledged as the child of a lord. I assume that if a region used to be a kingdom it would have a specific bastard name.
>>218173371We do NOW (nta), but we didn't in the High Middle Ages. Mediaeval societies knew duh buy-bull, and even that only filtered through priests. If you got into a monastery or a royal library then maybe you could get at some Plutarch and extend your historical knowledge to the Greeks.So now you got tendentious Iron Age history for the Levant maybe 850-600 BC, blending into bad Greek history which gits gud, what, 550 BC to Alexander and the Hellenistic era. Egypt and Babylon are filtered through extremely poor sources like Manetho and Berossos (which are themselves filtered).In GOT at least the maesters have some citadels, but not everyone gets access to those.
Is it true Tanselle is going to have hairy armpits, legs, belly, and forearms?
>>218173467Yeah but the Arab world preserved a lot of that knowledge and the Asian world has never forgotten its ancient histories and legends.
>>218173371We know barely anything about Ancient Egypt, and the little we do know was mostly decrypted in the modern era. Hieroglyphics weren't translated until the 19th century.
>>218171840>>218171889Moon tea is just mugwort tea, a prolific weed.Mugwort is an abortifacient; women who drink enough of it will induce their period, terminating an unwanted pregnancy as soon as they're late.
>>218171762Cuckbros, we can't stop winning
>>218173206When I first read the Da Vinci code the whole concept of her being Jesus' girlfriend was funny but then I reread some passages in Matthew and that idea really started to gain some weight lmao
>>218173448these are more like very minor branches of main houses and not necessarily from bastard stock
>>218171609kek
What would be a fitting role for Jonah Hill in ASOIAF?
>>218173554At least one prominent Darke is outright said to be bastard-born. And the Darke innkeeper that Brienne meets also explains that its a bastard name.
>>218173562Illyrio Mopatis
>>218173184No, the point of that story was that even though God's people, what the whore symbolized, would stray from Him, represented by Hosea, He would still come to their rescue to bring them back to Him. Hosea was a walking sermon to the Israelites of the time, who had repeated this behavior multiple times since their departure of Egypt and throughout their settlement in Canaan
>>218173562https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Alyn_Cockshawif he was still fatwhat would it be for Seth Rogen ?
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>>218173274Bastard names come from things that are common in those regions, not from what they are famous/great for.Marches should be Mud if you're going that way. Although Witches Beard would also be applicable.
>>218173563>At least one prominent Darke is outright said to be bastard-born. And the Darke innkeeper that Brienne meets also explains that its a bastard name.I'm an autistic nitpicker but can you post the exact quotes ?
>>218173409you must be really dumb cause i've got it going from nothing for the first time
>>218173641>Witches Beard explain
>>218173562Ser Morr Thyme "the Rotund" of Holly Wood
>>218173680It's a great kindling that grows normally in swampy areas in Canada. Not really marshes, closer to bogs but w/e
>>218171431some of the other lords probably brought along daughters and one of them probably said something mean about dunk and it got stuck in her head so she just said she didn't blame him when she saw him
