Egg Boy Editionprevious>>218171262
>>218173617 Is it true Tanselle is going to have hairy armpits, legs, belly, and forearms?
"Ser Dunk, I'm BEE-IA."
>>218173617He’s a good egg
>falling in love with a whoreFossoway just like me fr
>Be a dwarf>Last name Dinklage>Puts serious hat on
>>218173641>Witches Beardexplain
A true knight always finishes a story
The Targs not ALL having comically white hair was nice at least
>>218173562https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Alyn_Cockshawif he was still fatwhat would it be for Seth Rogen ?
>>218173650You don't get to bring workers
post ASOIAF characters that remind you of yourselffor me it's Daemon Targaryen the Rogue Prince - Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>218173617R + L = J
>get rich with a new cider business>create your own house so no one can underestimate you anymore>wed a literal sex machine and breed her every nightI see this as a total Raymun victory
finale was kinobee magic was kinofossoway pocket apple was kinoflashback was kinoI can't believe how much I liked this but what a treat this was. I really hope it stays this good
>>218173722
First for the /ss/ Queen of Love and Beauty>Queen Ceryse Hightower was a noblewoman from House Hightower and was the daughter of Lord Manfred Hightower of Oldtown.>Ceryse and Maegor were wed in 25 AC. The ceremony was held at the Starry Sept of Oldtown, with Ceryse's uncle, the High Septon, performing the rites.>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.
>>218173690Do you think he says "I have to take a Dinkle" to his handler every time he wants to go for a piss?
>>218173695Shit that grows in boggy areas on trees near me so it's my frame of reference.Great kindling.
>>218173697GRRM's a shit knight, and a drunk
>>218173722Tyrion Lannister but my family is not rich
>>218173757oh you meant marShes not MarChes
>>218173698And his opponent?
>>218173746too bad Maegor's genetics were so fucked up, he was so lusty he could have sired an hundred Targ princelings
>>218173744this but unironically
im on episode 2 of dunk, I feel like I'm being trolled.
noticed a plot hole dunk didnt go slay tanselles pussy at the end of the show this doesnt make sense
And what of good Lady Ashford?
>>218173818keep watching, ep 4 is where it ascends to true kino
>>218173650Un-bee-lievable, AND his stinger's intact!
>>218173800
>>218173739True, and depending on how partition laws go for the Fossoways, if he puts more kids in her he'll have more actual legitimate heirs with their own estates down the line
>>218173739People debating the whole not his kid thing are missing the core element here. He's profoundly happy. Also the talk about his cadet branch being founded by an heir that's not his progeny are not considering the possibilities of it being a daughter or the child even living to their majority
>>218173690I thought his name was Drinklarge.
>Is a highborn but not stuck-up>Befriended Dunk just because>Took Dunk to the Baratheon tent and introduced him to Lyonel>Lets loose a Targaryen rant that anons would quote for ages>Waits for Dunk in the rain>Volunteers to fight >Saves Dunk in the Trial>Buys off Sweetfoot and was happy to give it to DunkWhat a bro
>>218173795Lady Ornella Flowering "the Roasting Storm" of Grand Jornal
>>218173828What would you do after a psychotic prince declares you a traitor and breaks your fingers? She's probably halfway across the Narrow Sea.
>>218173908I hope sweetfoot enjoys her retirement with bestapple
They actually faked me out at the end that Maekar actually let Egg go with Dunk by cutting to the title card before going back and showing how mad his is
>Did you say it?!
>>218173843Maegor was trying to remedy that. Only one of his wives was a Targaryen and she happened to be the one wife he didn't fuck.
>>218173834ill take your word for it but did they really need to show that old mans schlong
>>218173908He's the Sam to Dunk's Frodo
>>218173746YWNBARW
>>218173908>keeps at least one (1) apple on his person in case he needs to have a snack with an animalhe stole the show desu
>>218173941this was one of the rare time he actually looked properly regal
>>218173941
I thought Dunk liked that black chick anyway, I never thought he liked the whore
>>218173944Wait, you're upset at that tiny little thing?
>>218173722LITERALLY me
>>218173941Raymun's children...
>>218173942>the one wife he didn't fuck.he bedded them all
>>218173746>>Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding, and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband.Lucky little shit, fuck you Maegor why wasn't it me?
The intro and credit music choices are really strange
>>218173908I want him to appear in a later season at Starpike just hammering Peake fucking shits left and right with an apple shaped flail while a pregnant Red cheers from the camp with a gaggle of children.
Beemancy fucking confirmed
>>218173960im bigger but i just dont want to see that you know
>>218173969Don't fucking do it anon. I'm warning you
>>218174001a dick as small as sir arlan's is basically a vagina. You turned off by pussy faggot?
>>218173944It's either just a prosthetic or that old man is absolutely hung. I'd want the world to know how big my dick was too if it was a donkey dick like that
>>218173941They are Strong boys.
>>218173939Not in the book. Showfag fanfic, just like the reveal that Dunk wasn’t knighted.
>>218173981kek
>>218173617egg is so icsh
>>218173932>Spends the rest of her days being ridden to regional brewers and pomiculturist conferences while barely able to move from how fat she is on apples
>>218174031>just like the reveal that Dunk wasn’t knightedhe clearly wasn't knighted in the book, and the scene ended with Arlan alive so if ambigufags want to cope they can say arlan knighted him after his death fakeout
>is prettier than Tanselle>gets more character development than TanselleTruly our Queen of Love and Beauty
>>218174045i wish that were me
>>218173967I'm sorry your older brother shoved your face in a fire, anon. That's fucked up. You really shouldn't have played with another boys toys though.
>>218174039Looks like a tiny Nosferatu.
>>218174072>played with another boys toyshandjob?
>Rohanne to Dunk next season
>>218174051You will never be a real woman
>He always meant for me to be a shitposter one day… as he was.>When he about to get banned, he called for his laptop and replied "kek, based!" to my meme. Charged me to be a good shitposter.>To BTFO the jeets and the redditors. Flood the board with all my offtopic spam. And I swore that I would.
>>218173739I actually thought they were gonna give him a small arc of changing his mind about Targaryens because he was there when Baelor died. Maybe someone would say something crass about Targs during the funeral and Raymun puts them in their place. But no, he just gets a happy ending and keeps on Appling. Actually fucking based.
My brother's mace, most like.
>>218174093he wasn't knighted wikifag, it's not even a question, begone
>>218174092George being into redheads migh be the one thing saving this IP from those dyslexic casting agents
the english were really cooking with "cunt" it's such a good versatile word
I'm not a lorefag, why was Egg freaking out that he was growing hair?
>>218174225Nothing really lore related.Egg is just upset because it reminds him that he is a Targ and Aerion is his brother.
How come dunk didn't wanna go with ser lyonel at the end?
>>218174225His hair makes him look like his brother, who he hates. You don't need to be a lorefag to figure that out. He literally says it in the show
>>218173722Mud Prince Quentyn. I was muttering "he's literally me" whe reading his chapters
>>218174254he's tired of kings, princes and lords because honor has deserted the noble houses of westeros.
>>218174254>i'm done with princes (and lords too tbqhwy)
>>218174254Dunk doesn't hate Targaryens
>>218174254Bro's too fruity.
>>218174254doesn't want to be involved iwith big players and lyonel is a pretty big player
>>218174254he isn't ready to settle down in one region in one castle for basically ever yet
So the penny in the tree means Dunk is planning on coming back to Ashford?
Can I get a list of bastard names in all nine kingdoms? Thanks.
>>218174254>come to storm's end and we can have gay sexdunk's not into that. not that he thinks there's anything wrong with it
>>218174207When I stayed in Oxford for a week, my lodging was on the historic Gropecunt Lane. I felt honored.
>>218174254He wants to follow Ser Arlan's way of life
>>218174311The North: Snow (e.g., Jon Snow, Ramsay Snow).The Vale of Arryn: Stone (e.g., Mya Stone).The Riverlands: Rivers (e.g., Walder Rivers).The Westerlands: Hill.The Stormlands: Storm (e.g., Edric Storm).The Reach: Flowers.Dorne: Sand.The Iron Islands: Pyke.The Crownlands: Waters (e.g., Aurane Waters).
So Dunk is a fake knight? The old guy he squired for never knighted him?
>>218173617What did they mean by this shot...?
>>218174346Yes its very obvious.
>>218174343Storm is pretty cool name, even for a bastard.
>>218174346I mean yes but after what he's done. No one cares. He proved himself in front of all the great houses.>Also no witnesses so his lie will continue.
best armor
>>218174306or not, penny represents alot of things, like taking a first step towards something, or like starting a story, people usually assume if they didn't reclaim the penny it means death, but it could just mean they didn't return to that "life"
>>218174365BDC
>>218173617>Character called Egg>The actor is about to transitionWhat did Ira mean by this?
>>218174365She's the endgame for Dunk
>>218174365She wants Ser Dunk's mighty hog.
>>218174365Planting the seeds for the Rohanne romance.
>>218174254He’s not a sodomite
>>218174382Maybe the real pennytree was the friends we made along the way
>>218174346i'm starting to think Arlan isn't a real knight either, but a man that believes actions and a good story are more important than words
>>218174346
>>218174343One thing about bastard names that confuses me is do they get the name from where their father is from or where they were born?
>>218174422Where they were born.
>>218174409unironically
>>218174393he a had a naked scene bathing in the lake but they didn't give him a monster cgi hog like arlan's
>>218174431Shouldn't Aegon's fake name be Jon Sand then?
>>218174435the water was cold.
>>218174148I don't think a single Targ would made him change his mind desu
what was even the point of including valarr targaryen?
>>218174254He probably would have gotten bored of him, or worse considering he was sending some I'm going to be seditious vibes try to get him to fight in some cock eyed scheme.
>>218174468Season 2.
>>218174343>The Vale of Arryn:
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>218174456Yes. That's what Bran says in the show.
I want to have babymaking sex with the nonbinary septon.I want to do big cums in LJ's thussy.
>>218174460It...shrinks?
>>218174468To make Baelor's death more impactful. Wouldn't be the same if he didn't have an heir of his own and all the sons of the throne were his brother's.
>>218174482"lets not bother actually casting anyone"
>>218174460I WAS IN THE POOL
>>218174377gwayne sexo
>>218174254Lords are more trouble than they're worth
This should've been a PG-13All the dicks and toilet humor tainted itAnd the OC scenes that replaced kino with dumb jokes
>>218174534It should have been a movie.
>>218173967same. had an actual abusive brother who tried to frame me for my mother's near death
The show needed more dicks.How can they make a show about squires and not show the massive amount of gay sex that would have happened between knights and their squires
i rewatched all 6 episodes and cut it togetheri think this shit was made as a film
>>218173744I bet you thought the Bracken brab was Kino too
>>218174553Shut up, Renly. It's not your fault you were molested during the siege of Storm's End.
>remember HOTD season 2 exists>day ruinedwhy did they have to do it, bros?
>>218174553the world isn't ready for gay knight kino
>>218174570What would you have them do?
does manfred dondarrion have any relation to the lightening lord?
>>218174537Last time HBO tried to make a prequal movie to a popular show it fucking sucked.
I'm doing a Daeron campaign in AGOTI conquered the Stepstones, bent the knee to Viserys, asked for Rhaenyra's hand as a reward and usurped and forced him to take the vows after he refused.Now I'm trying to have has many bastards as I possibly can to pull an Aegon IV right before I die, hopefully starting the Blackfyre rebellions but with dragons.
First look at Laios in the live action Delicious in Dungeon.
>>218173832>goodshe called Dunk big and stupid. she's a meanie
Are the chuds mad about the nonbinary septon?
>>218174586Yes, forebear.
>>218174553Go take a cold shower, fruit loop.
>>218174561should have been 2, 1.5 hour eps
>Daeron is a drunk retard>Aerion is about to be sent to Lys>Aemon's all the way at the Citadel, miss him and kind of regret sending him away actually>Aegon is about to kill Aerion but can you really blame himBeing Maekar is suffering and yes, there was no way he was gonna send Egg off with Dunk. Egg was his last chance at raising a normal son.
>>218174338brainlet
>>218174534Agreed, the novellas aren’t even that crass or vulgar, certainly could have had a more broader audience at least pre teens and teens.
>>218174592Would watch, but only if they rewrote it to have him fuck the elf.
>>218174607>>Daeron is a drunk retard
>>218174607>Aerion is about to be sent to Lys>Sending my psychopath son to little st james will fix himWhat hWas maekar thinking
>>218174591>hopefully starting the Blackfyre rebellions but with dragons.this is a weird coincidence, don't underestimate Daemon
>>218174616Why did gentle sweet Vizzy act like a dick to his child bride here
>>218174587Haha that was such shit
>>218174640what was maekar thinking*
why didn't maekar just remarry
>>218174640out of sight
>>218174478will there even be another season? what, 3 or 4 years from now? the kid is going to be an adult already
>>218173843aliens exist in game of thrones? what the fuck?
>>218174607Don't forget that his wife is dead
Is Dunko actually tall or did they just hire manley actors to make him look bigger
>>218174254I wouldn't want to work near a nuclear reactor either
>>218174656one of the few in this series that loved his wife and he had like 8 kids with her, feels weird to remarry at this point
>>218174685
>>218174607>there was no way he was gonna send Egg off with DunkI understand that people were mad about this being a change but it makes far too much sense. >Sure man, you can take my 10yo son on the road with you so he can grow up right. What's the worst that can happen? Murdered by brigands? Captured and sold into slavery? Death by sickness or random misfortune?Who on fucking earth would trust their kid to a half dead giant hobo in armor so that they can rove around the continent with no way of knowing if you'd ever see them again?
>>218174422According to Glidus It's actually where you are raised.
>>218174254Dunk strikes me as a long wanderer type of knight. Hanging out with nobles and shit doesn't seem like his jam.
hot take but i like the maekar change because of the way maekar's actor sells it, you can see in his eyes he knows Dunk is right
Corn! Corn!
>>218174607Targs deserve to suffer
>>218174718Snow?
How recently did Maekar's wife die? Has he been having to be a single dad for Egg and his other kids for a while?
>>218174561It would really work better that way. As a casual it's pretty easy to lose track of who's who when there are so many characters in such a short show with a week between episodes.
>>218174717>because of the way maekar's actor sells itGranted he had more material to work with but I think he had the best acting in the show
>>218174598it's funny that woke is in retreat and has to put crap like this in random, 2 second characters to say "look we're still winning" while the rest of the show is all white people.
>>218174422It’s based on your region
>”you can train at summerhall”>DUNK DONT GO TO SUMMERHALL DONT GOOOOOO DONT LET EGG GO FUCKING CRAZY FOR DRAGONS DUNK DUNK DUNKKKKKK.
Jon's gonna come back from the dead and make Sansa and Arya his sisterwives when he becomes lord of the seven kingdoms
>>218174630Marcille is for tender loving and non-stop unprotected sex in her sterile half-breed pussy
>>218174776Without Dragons the Targ dynasty is Joever
Does Dunk ever get pussy?
>>218174786Sansa a shitArya ftw
>>218174768So the chuds are mad about the nonbinary character
>>218174346>didn't want to knight RaymunHe's a hedge knight but he's still the lowest in social status before becoming smallfolk, it wouldn't be right to give a member of a landed house his knighthood, especially in the presence of greater lords and even princes. Dunk's humble but self aware enough to know it wouldn't be right.>the shrugCould've been symbolic as Ser Arlan wasn't shown to be a very caring knight, especially after E5 where he's just doing whatever the fuck he wants while having moments of lucidity every now and then.Also most likely a hallucination / analogy because of Raymun's knighting, since Dunk is wearing his trial armor which he only just got and Arlan's background seems to be the Ashford tourney grounds too.>the Gods don't favor a fraud - then why did they favor me?Dunk's reply shows that he's a true knight and anyone hinting otherwise is just teasing him because of his low status. The Gods favored him = he's not a fraud. Obvious but still see people on X parroting otherwise.>why didn't you knight me?I see lot of normies shouting that this is somehow irrefutable proof. If it proves anything is that they have low attention spans and are exactly who the fakeouts added to the adaptation were meant for. The fact that Arlan is still pretty much alive in this clear flashback right before the start of E1 leaves Dunk's knighting ambiguous at best. It would've been proof otherwise if Arlan had died then and there but he doesn't. People just saw Dunk crying and thought they had their answer.TL;DRDunk is still confirmed knight by Ser Arlan after he explains the lore of Pennytree and before E1 starts at best, and at worst it's still left ambiguous by the show. Dunk somehow not being a knight is a nothingburger theory built on shoddy proof and wordplay at best.
>>218174794Made the eight
FUCK THATAND FUCK YOUI POSTED FOR YOUGWINFAGS, BEESBURYFAGS THE FUCKING BLACKFYREFAGSWE POSTED FOR YOUYOUR FAT MAN JUST GREENLIT ANOTHER SHOW WITH INCOMPLETE SOURCE MATERIALHE RISKED NOTHINGand the gods dont favor a fraud
>>218174808What about the nine?
I really disagree with Lyonel's rant about Baelor. >Baelor is the only reason Dunk wasn't executed (they didn't have any one else, until he showed up at the last moment), Lyonel knows how this works. >Baelor may have intended to fight the white cloaks, but Lyonel was literally there and we know he and Robyn were the ones who tied them up after Maekar decided to get involved in the fight at some point prior to the scene where he's screaming (we know Baelor's been fighting Maekar for some time by then)>Baelor died fighting Maekar, his brother, in a trial specifically designed to determine if Dunk would or wouldn't die, whether or not he thought he was going to just tie up guys who couldn't attack him is irrelevant since that isn't what he ended up doing nor what happened>Even if the above is true, and the white cloaks were tied up by Baelor during the fight like he planned, Baelor was the only guy there who could have done thatI get that Lyonel doesn't like Targs, but it's a real shitty way to frame what Baelor did for Dunk. The man put himself into legitimate mortal danger and died as a result, accident or no accident. This whole thing only played out for Dunk in a manner that didn't have immediately executed because of Baelor tying up Maekar, Raymun tying up his cousin, and Robyn being an insane old gigachad. Any other configuration without Baelor leads to Dunk dying.
When I first watched GoT I thought the Lannisters were the bad guys, but now I can't stand the fucking Targs
I need good ragebait. The thread...
>>218174823kek
>>218174824He could never caught the sheep on the iron islands.
Man if Westeros thinks the Tarags are this bad wait until they find out with the others we’re doing in Essos
>>218174794He has a number of descendants including likely the Cleganes and Tarths so yes. Though he never marries
>>218174823lol
>>218174830anon lyonel is a bro and he was trying to get dunk to snap out of it>>218174836not with that attitude
>>218174832It's a new one
Are there no Starks at all in this story?
>>218174567>It's not your fault you were molested during the siege of Storm's End.Do you know more about this?
Does anyone have the tier ranking for all the armors throughout the franchise?Which armor was the most /fa/?
>>218174794He’s literally Brianne’s grandpa
>>218174830It's like the guy that said "the only good dragon is a dead dragon" is biased
>>218174336>the historic Gropecunt Lanethe medieval name for the street of prostitutes I think
>>218174831they are the bad guys in game of thrones though
>>218174831Most of the houses are just maneuvering to expand their own power and could by and large be called bad guys
>umm ackchually it's fine to get baby trapped by a whore, chudretards praising that faggot running the show when every piece of original content in it is (literally) shit
>>218174861It's just my headcanon. Partly explains the extreme guilt Stannis feels towards Renly.
Leg locked by Arya
>>218174823
>>218174862
So the entire events of GoT only happen because of some white knight doofus simped for some puppet girl which lead to a chain of events that forever doomed the royal bloodline?
>>218174879No they are literally the main characters they just can’t figure out how to fulfill the family prophecy
If I was a warg I'd warg into the prettiest girl I could find and fuck as many men as possible
>>218174862Dunk has the best ones so far I'd say. Beesbury and Ashford were particularly good
>The Virgin Westeros>we can’t stop ice zombies we caused and couldn’t stop forest migets nor Catholicism with the 7 omggg now targs. Muh ice and fire we was kings The chad ESSOS>MUH 5000 YEAR EMPIREE REEEEE >non stop magic and slavery and experimentation>free cities >leaves the realm sacred not with empty castle but making Gods literally mad >WE CAUSED THE ICE ZOMBIES AND NEED AZOR HAI AKA FIRE GOD ICE AND FIRE
Can someone explain why did eggon say there are 9 kingdoms? What happened to the remaining 2 before game of thrones?
>>218174862>That stings!
>>218174922no the entire events of GoT only happen because one specific guy has the power to time-travel
>>218174926Stop shitting up EVERY thread you tranny
>>218174926
>>218174862I really like the fish scale armor Tullys use
god im gonna miss this threads and the show
>>218174675He's calling them Mexicans
>>218174926I'd warg into your father and beat you bloody
>>218174912Et tu, Brute?
>>218174943Did Bran kill Baelor?
>>218174598>>218174802it looked like a boy to me
>>218174866I know he's biased and he's also extremely seditious (it's actually wild how seditious everyone is in this show), I am just saying I think he's wrong because I know some people think he's right.
The Targs ancestors were sheep shepherds who meant mysterious people from the east
>>218174922Targs were always doomed. They were newcomers and without their dragons their power rested solely on royal legitimacy while being surrounded by lords at least as powerful as they were. Combine that with a noted tendency for mental instability and poor decision making and as soon as the dance ended the clock started ticking down.
>>218174675
>>218174938Riverlands and Iron Islands were ruled as one unit that also controlled the Crownlands which didn't exist at the time.
But who does have a better story than Bran the Broken?
the cover art spoils beesbury's death LMAO
>>218174854Probably season 4
Preston thinks the fucking Kingsguard killed Baelor and his whole chat is calling him an idiot
Why the fuck do I have to wait until 2027 for seasons 2?Nigga, nuclear war is going to break out between Iran and the US, or Russia and the US, or China and the US.The world's gonna end you dummies, what the fuck are you doing with the 2027 release?Fuck...
>>218174675It just means foreigners
>the roasta cremation joke, right?
>>218174862Season 1 had a lot of decent armor designs
>>218174981>Bloodraven, "Aim for the back of his head, Maekar.">Bran *grabs joystick* "Put your body into it. Really tee off on him."
>>218175031Why did this fag take exception to Dunk being respectful
>>218175031are you double digit IQ?
>>218174926Uhhhhh why don't you just marry me instead of being a slut?
>>218174990To be fair the targs had dragons for a long time and then they didn't, it kind of makes sense that the system set up around the godlike dragonriders would now breed resentment with just ordinary dudes as the monarchs
>>218174802Shoo.
>>218175031These threads have given me an unbelievably low estimation of the average IQ of asoiaf fans
>>218175045I like Rhysling's armor, it fits his crazy old man persona
>>218173722I’m Gregor Clegane, because I’m tall and I rape brown chicks
>two lesbians cause the end of the dragons What did HOTD mean by this?
>>218175067People watching up to and including season 8, after the fags killed Stannis off-screen wasn't enough to clue you in?
>>218173722I'm literally Androw Farman
>>218175018>Become a paraplegic>Flee from home when it's taken over by squid>Live in a cave for a while and watch educational videos with a tree man while eating Jojen-mite tm>Do nothing>WinIncredible. Riveting.
>>218173697
>>218174786>marrying his cousinsHis only sister is dead. No being raised alongside them doesn't count, especially in Sansa case.
>>218174923they are murdering children and doing incest and knowingly trying to keep the throne through war and death when they know joffery and tommen are illegitimate shitsthey are the bad guys, also king and kinslayers
A good dragon is a dead one
>>218175045Daeron should be higher. With his helm it's a really nice ensemble
>>218175083>women are retarded and fuck everything upa tale as old as time
How common is human to human warging again?You'd think there would be a few warg assassins going after the lords in the north.
three green apples tall
>>218175098its funny cause his name is egg but also cause his head kinda looks like an egg
>>218174926who would you warg into in akotsk?
>>218174786No, Aegon (the real one) will marry Arya
>>218175124Outside of Bran doing it I'm not sure it's ever been mentioned again
>>218175115This but Bud Light
>>218175129My hobbit wife is so adorable, lads and slutty
>>218175139valarr's gf
Basic bitch opinion but the Starks are the best house and the only ones worth rooting for.
>>218175129I can tell she has a smell (and it's not a good one)
Maybe it’s a good thing that Dunk wasn’t knighted Rhegar knighted Gregor Clegane
>>218175124Don't think any of the wildings mention it and they seem to be the only ones with enough wargs to have ideas about it.
>>218175153basic bitch indeed because the only house worth a damn is house beesbury
>>218174074Eggers I sense an opportunity that will bring about billons>Lil’ Nosferatu: The Show!
>>218175139tanselle so dunk can die happy
>>218175045Aerion's looked like some Elder Scrolls Daedric stuff.
>>218175155she smells like apple cider
I made the nine…
Why didn't they just invent guns?
>>218175129Midge fridge.
>>218174926Multiple threads I post lusting after the underage lady ashford and I never got as many weirded out replies as this post
>>218175179I genuinely believe this type of woman would be obsessed with Apple cider
>>218175186Maestre supression of technology
>>218175186three eyed crow and his predecessors rewind time and kills the inventor every time someone invents guns
>>218175186Pike and shot westeros would be KINO. I've said this before.
INVEST IN FOSSOWAY COMPUTERS NOW
Bros, have you ever actually had fresh pressed apple cider before? It's so fucking good.
>>218175166you meant worth a hive right?
we need Monster shops but it's pints of Guinness instead
>>218175189men hate women more than they hate pedophiles
>>218175189Just newfags acting like they don't watch anime
>>218175106kek
>>218175233Tell us ser, do you prefer cider from a red apple or a green?
>>218175260>Diddy blud allegory
>>218175233>fresh>ciderMaybe I just don't know, but doesn't it being cider necessitate it being fermented and thus, not fresh?
kingsguard status?
>>218175273Still 100% record of failing to protect royalty.
>>2181752732-0 vs Beesburys
>>218175273fucking the princess, committing multiple cold blooded murders, fucking the queen
>>218175284if the bees were the main antagonist they would be airtight
>>218175179That's not fermented apple you're smelling, that's yeast and piss.
>>218173690>founds twitter in your path A small man can achieve such large feats if he believes in himself
>>218175270In America we use the term cider for also unfiltered apple juice, not just the alcoholic variety. If you grew up anywhere near a large enough apple orchard, you probably went to one as a kid and got some cider from the place.
>>218175315
>>218175129>listening to shitty folk Literally me.
>Casually spoiling things about Jon, Tyrion and Sansa in interview>Telling a young actor spoilers about SummerhillDoes GRRM not give a shit about his own story anymore?
>>218175334Ah I guess that makes sense then. To me cider is just the alcoholic drink
>>218175270If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
>>218174607>Aemon's all the way at the Citadel, miss him and kind of regret sending him away actuallyHe didn't, Daeron the Dornelover did and Maekar fought his decision.
>>218175358
>>218175351>>Casually spoiling things about Jon, Tyrion and Sansa in interviewqrd?
>>218175351>youngyoung i dont carebut 8 yo kid? just why?
>>218175351>>218174823
>>218175385Revealed that Jon will be a POV in Winds, that Tyrion will get an unhappy ending, and that he was planning on killing Sansa, but might change that because of the show.
>>218174788>sterileplease no. I still have to get back to reading the series, since I got to the end of the volumes years ago, and haven't been able to get back around to it.
>>218175424fuck i hoped that cunt stayed dead
>>218175270Usually, at least at the farm I lived at, we collected apples that naturally fell that were a little brownish and pressed them for juice and that was it. Delicious.
>>218175433really dude?main character?
>>218175440>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>218175424There's nothing interesting to be done with Sansa, without the 5 year timeskip she never gets old enough to actually become a game player
>>218175433No man can stand against hte power of Ahdunwanet.
>>218173843Native saxons yelling about norman trashc1066
>>218175452Maybe she can spend 20 pages going up and down from the Eyrie a couple more times
>>218174254The real answer is because Lyonel didn't offer in the books because Dunk and Lyonel don't have much of a relationship. The big choice is between being dragons(power and comfort) and dragonflies(commoner roots)Dunk chooses dragonflies as in he perhaps to be a wandering hedge knight which is the far more noble path >"I know, m'lord." Dunk looked about him. At the green grass and the reeds, the tall elm, the ripples dancing across the surface of the sunlit pool. Another dragonfly was moving across the water, or perhaps it was the same one. What shall it be, Dunk? he asked himself. Dragonflies or dragons? A few days ago he would have answered at once. It was all he had ever dreamed, but now that the prospect was at hand it frightened him.Ironic that Egg names his firstborn son after him and Prince Duncan the Small takes a commoner for his wife and relinquishes his claim to the Iron Throne and his henceforth called the Prince of Dragonflies as in Prince of the Commoners
>>218175351He's like a Dungeons and Dragons DM who just gave up
Instead of generic anti-Targ shit that doesn't even make sense, why not put in lines about how the king is a fat weakling, or actually Aemon the Dragonknight's bastard, to set up the Blackfyre plot for Season 2?
How come there's no commoners named Aegon/Aemon/Daeron/Baelor in the books? There should be lots of middle aged or older people and gravestones with Targ names.
>>218174854Not until season 4 or 5. Dunk and Egg go to Winterfell to solve their succession crisis and we'll likely see the birth of House Cassel which probably started as a House Stark cadet branch
