Nine Kingdoms EditionOld thread>>218176129
>>218178596Dorne = Principality =/= Kingdom
the chuds are still malding over the nonbinary septon
>>218178627more like "lusting"
>>218178625Legally none of them are "kingdoms" since the Targaryens took over but there are nine polities.
was this necessary george?
Chuds of /GOT/ owns him an apology
>>218178645
>>218178596All of them were built to withstand the men, but Storm's End was built to withstand the gods.And withstood it did.
>>218178646Wouldn't it be more 'clean' if instead of 7 Kingdoms they call it Westeros instead? Its like calling Britain a millenia ago '5 Kingdoms' or something
I low key want to own a mace now
>>218178645flails are the coolest, but im biased since i think nunchucks are badass
>>218178654noone cares>hide post
>>218178670>Wouldn't it be more 'clean' if instead of 7 Kingdoms they call it Westeros instead?"Officially" it is Westeros, the "Seven Kingdoms" is just a traditional term.
>TARG FUCKING SHITDo you think Lyonel smiled while warching from the Seven Heavens his descendant Robert hammering a Targshit prettyboy fool with a Main Character Syndrome?
>>218178670They aren't kingdoms anymore, but the title of the King still includes him being the ruler of "the seven kingdoms" since Aegon I and I think that causes the confusion in the plebs.
How do I get an Arya wife
>put poop in every episode>turn two sentences from a different book about a boy named rafe into half the episode in the middle of a climax and she's a girl and dunk's love interest btw>change the ending because you think you're a better writer than grrm >turn arlan into a crazy bum on the street>oh btw he's speaking dothraki so make sure you have the subtitles on to know he isn't just a ranting lunatic>make the laughing storm ambiguously gay>put sex and violence and cunt fuck shit everywhere because it's "game of thrones" when this is the lighthearted novella series that specifically doesn't do that unlike every other work in the setting>self insert as dunk and you have explosive diarrhea when you're nervous so dunk has to too>have your serving boy "accidentally" spoil summerhall as a marketing stunt>reward a guy who almost died for dunk by making him a cuck along with his entire household from that point>make dunk not give a shit about thisExpectations subverted. Bravo, Ira!
So did Duncan die in the tourney and was brought back to life by the Seven? Also how many times are they going to use the "insufferable teenage Targaryen male pulls some entitled bullshit and ruins everything for everyone" trope?
>>218178687He goes to war because targshit won’t marry his daughter, then accepts peace when his son and heir marries a targshit
>>218178713>see a man>think about having sex with him>claim hes the gay oneLol
>>218178695Hang around fishmarkets until you see a particularly hideous specimen hawking her wares.
>>218178674Hell yeah dude
>>218178695Go to Bri'ish pub
>>218178687>trying to frame the guy who started a war over his daughter's right to have dragoncock in her cunt as a hater of Targaryens
>>218178713Everything from the books was great, everything that hack and HBO shoehorned in, was shit (in fact, literally).
>>218178740kek
>>218178739>see a man>he acts like a fag>no, you're gay!
>>218178740>>218178742I meant a hot Arya wife
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>>218178789maybe you could try dating me >.<
>I invoke trial by rape>each side provides a maiden, whoever rapes the opposing maiden first winsWho would win?
Cute and canon!
>>218178596
People still don’t realise Bobby B hatred of targshits is GRRM subversion of expectations since Bobby is also targshit
Anyone saved that copypasta of dating Maisie?
>>218178729in the book, no, because dunk just gets up right away and he wasn't even that injured in ira's fanfic, who knows
>>218178804Dunk no contest
>>218178670They did call England a name when it was a bunch of small kingdoms. The Heptarchy.Then England conquered wales and Ireland, and later unified with Scotland they renamed themselves the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Also fun fact but wales didn’t politically exist after England conquered it until 1998
>>218178804Does it mean that if a maiden agrees to sex, the opposite side automatically loses?
>>218178869Only if someone can hear her declare that
>>218178863ah yes, the CK2 mapi always play Ireland, earliest start date
>>218178886I pick my country and make it bigger.
>>218178863
>>218178802Really? :3
>>218178907I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters.
>>218178869No it just means you must use her ass instead
For me it’s Jeyne Poole
Dunk puking all the time was really hot
>GoT ruined>HotD is lesbian fan-fic trash>Dunc&Egg is getting subverted by the HBO Jews>fat man is fucking focused on a stage play about the Harrenhall tourney instead of writingI fucking hate this.
>>218178915Yeah...that really does...
>>218178687anon, lyonel WANTED targcock in his daughter and even threw a bloody rebellious tantrum when he didn't get italso in the end, targs gave him their daughter instead, and that targ daughter eventually became the grandmother of robert, stannis and renly. and is also why everyone else was fine with robert taking the throne; because he's 1/8th targblooded
>>218178933harrenhall play will at least reveal a bunch of secrets that were meant to be in the books that will never be published.grrm can't even write blog posts anymore without bidening out mid post so that's all you're getting
>>218178933come to the fanfic-side
>>218178927Please leave Ira.
>dunk gets to kiss tyrion, jaime and cersei's great grandma next season>she's also a redheadkino.........
>>218178976Which one of these has Arya seggs
>>218179032why does gerold lannister look like a noname rapist from Berserk?
I'm literally a Lannister.
>>218178965When you think about it he's like a reverse Robert.One started a war to get a tarcock into a woman, the other started one to get targcock out of her.
BESSIE
I fucking hate how normie faggots love GOT season 6, all because of muh BOB, the episode fucking sucked.Stupid fucking cunts.
>>218178729In the show it seems strongly implied Dunk dies and is resurrected and it’s sort of played comically even with the maester in the next episode going “the wound has festered…there’s nothing I can do” or whatever he says.
>>218179063If Aerys was less insane that incident would end with crown giving Bobby B his own targshit wife
Tybolt and Damon Lannister
>>218179096Whomst? Baby Rhaenys? Sperm Daenerys?
>>218178729not really, the fight became very onesided when dunk and aerion began scrapping in the mud. dunk actually BTFOs aerion real quick in the melee.dunk getting nerfed + injured badly during the trial is a show-exclusive phenomenon, possibly to induce tension for showfags
>>218179128Fact flood.
>>218179128Anon, you know there's at least one important HBO producer lurking in these threads.Please don't give those retards the idea to make Daemon an allegory to Trump, we don't want AKO7K to turn into a medieval version of The Boys now...
>>218178625There are nine kingdoms, ser.
>>218179128He's not wrong.
>>218179121Bobby x Dany sounds like a very kino 'what-if' pairing thoughverybeit...
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>>218175984Kill & behead Beeggers.
>>218178642stop malding ser
>>218178654Why does randomly start being a faggot at the end of his post?
>>218179121Bobby should have married Dany
>>218178735That the durrandon guy you fucking retard
>>218178677chud already triggered lmao
>>218179139Fight in book was shit. I’m tired of GRRM making copy pasted cruel insane princes that can’t fight
>>218179260>>218179274shut up indianstop spamming these threads with your gay micro eceleb
Why do the knights of the Kingsguard not have squires?Sure, maybe in the Red Keep they're just assigned random servants to wash their underwear and such but they'd still need trained military squires to do all the military stuff squires do.
>>218178627Tomboys get inseminated. I don't make the rules, but I see them done. Inseminate all tomboys. I am the Pelinal Whitestrake of inseminating tomboys.
>>218179295Good morning sir
>>218179283dunk is literally 26 feet tall no matter how shit he fights, you can't beat him unless he's 70 years old and you're barristan selmy
>>218179303Squiredom is also primarly used a a diplomatic tool to build relations between houses: but the Kinsguard can only be loyal to the Royal House.
>>218179273Idiot. Read up on Lyonel rebellion
>>218178654RTR FUCKS HIS SHEEP!
>>218179303They give up everything, all attachments, to make the king their only concern. A squire would reduce their focus on the king. Also its not an office they can pass on, unlike general knighthood.
>>218179345every baratheon is half durrdarrion
>>218179327Prime Robert and likely The Cleganes have a chance i think. Anyone else is too much mogged on sheer size to the point no pure skill could save them
>>218179327GRRM is fucking retard if he think tall people can’t lose fight because they are tall
>>218179202
>>218179338The Kingsguard are noble (for the most part) knights, they're not going to wash their own underwear or polish their own armor, that's what servants are for, all the more so when the Kingsguard are on regular duty guarding the king and royal family.It makes no practical sense for their NOT to have squires.
>>218179366Hey there little buddy
>>218179367A FOCKIN CLOUT IN THE EAR
>>218179366You're talking to tallniggers who would get folded irl
>>218179354We're talking about a quasi-medieval society without automated labor saving devices, servants were a thing until well after WWI (and still exist today).
Anyone else hear a squeaking noise?
>>218179033Pedo
>>218179404That doesn't answer my questionwon't someone think of the WORDS
>>218179303
>Egg is my last sonDid Maekar forget about his 3 other sons?
>>218179423probably the ones labeled smut at the bottom
>>218179366Manlets no matter how talented lose the moment they're on the ground with the big man. Just ask Aerion and Oberyn.
>>218179423>jus werds bruhDon't care. A corrupted heart deserves healing if amenable, and a sharpened stake if not.
>>218178625>>218178646>>218179202>>218178685>>218178691It's called the Seven Kingdoms because at the time of the Conquest that's how many there were. The two that make it nine - Crownlands and Iron Islands - belonged to the Stormlands and Riverlands respectively and were separated from them by the Targaryens. The Crownlands and Iron Islands aren't technically kingdoms. In fact, none of them are anymore.Seven Kingdoms is a traditional/historical term not a literal description.
>>218179448>evil>drunkard>maesterno he didn't forget anyone, egg is his last son
>>218179283aerion actually can fight in the book, just loses to dunk in what amounts to a wrestling match due to his pure brawn. Dunk's strategy is get in close and ideally just fight fist to fist. presumably if grrm had published more books before he dies next month, dunk would have become unbeatable due to actually being trained, combined with his natural talent.joffrey can fight decently but he's not anything serious. show also make him more petulant and weak than he actually is. in the books he's tallonly person who fits your description truly is viserys who naturally had no time to be trained properly. also, if you have a sprawling royal family with 300+ years of history you've written half of whom are mad, you will have to end up with some mad princes who can't fight rhaegar was arguably mad and is the most consequential prince in the story, but actually a very good warrior, just not as good as prime bobby b.
>>218179423How can you be attracted to kids, anon? They don't have boobs.
>>218179474You would kill George for simply writing? Reevaluate your intentions.
>>218179492You're not writing a novel, you're looking to wax your carrot to fan fiction. Don't play the fool.
>>218179387how about you anon do you want a clout in the rear
>>218179509But George wrote smut of an underage character, so you should be pining for his head, no?
>>218178967>grrm can't even write blog posts anymore without bidening out mid post so that's all you're gettingHe's going senile? What's the most obvious example?
>>218179367this part always makes me laugh. It's not even a punch, it's a open handed slap that somehow works against an armored opponenet because Dunk's in a different weight class
>>218179518Dany and Daenerys
BEEEE
>>218179515Intent is important here.
>>218179484> aerion actually can fight in the bookNot how GRRM wrote it. Losing instantly to an untrained hedge knight without hitting him once, faking surrender and trying to hit him with a mace when he’s turned around Joffrey was disarmed by Arya
>>218179476The riverlands belonged to the iron island, not the other way round, they were considered one kingdom, the Kingdom of the Isles and Rivers.The crownlands didn't exist, parts of the territory that would become them were controlled by the surrounding kingdoms, with the center being controlled by a mess of independent lords.
>>218179476>Crownlands and Iron Islands - belonged to the Stormlands and Riverlands respectivelyThe Riverlands were divided and fought over between the Ironborn and Durrandons.
>>218179538So you advocate for it to be written? Same.
>>218179555At least you're the same age as her intellectually.
>>218179553The borders changed but at the time - the other anon is correct - the Riverlands were controlled by the Ironborn. The Stormlands had most of what would become the Crownlands, as I remember.
>>218179128>>218179215BLACKFYREFUCKING SHITS
>>218179128i hate the idea of Daemon being Trump but i do giggle at this
>>218179585Am I right in thinking that Maekar getting rocked is a reference to Anarion?Bro is a reference to a footnote.
>>218179522>Dany and DaenerysThe only other Dany is Dany Flint, yes? He's confused the two?
GRRM is probably rubbing his nipples as he writes 13 yo Arya having sex with Gendry(after he learns that he’s Bobby B bastard and not just commoner)
>>218178654>Lady Rowan was pregnant the entire time of the seriesThe entire time of the series is like 3-4 daysHow does a woman know that she is pregnant within 3-4 days?Because she was a traveling "camp-woman", she would not have been around a lord like Dondarrion for weeks
>>218179303>Why do the knights of the Kingsguard not have squires?because celibacy is a requirement and the kingsguard cannot be trusted with squires. they will bum them.
>>218179128I'm not an admirer of Daemon's but I refuse to believe he was *that* stupid.
>>218179303Barristan has a few squires in Meereen
>>218179230why are they judging me
>>218178654I'm left as fuck and I think the whore was one of the worst things about the show. Possibly even the worst.
>>218179242and what of cole's descenda-oh wait
>>218179367>>218179521a cool detail, you can still see the hand stab wound on his palm
>>218179678he does. never really got that myself, how much does he think he can teach them and how completely does he believe he can prepare them for knighthood in such a short time in such a remote place where the concept of knighting's probably not even understood?
>>218179689someone saw you shitting behind that tree in episode 1 and told them
>>218179730>someoneA FUCKING SONGBIRD?
>>218179768haha he's going to gob in the bowl! how waggishly irreverent!
>>218179564>weasel awayYou advocate for it to be written.
>>218179718Barristan is not really the smartest fellow. He gets easily tricked by the Shavepate and will most likely get his ass handed to him in the up(never)coming battle. He's the strong, silent type, despite being 60 he never questioned if he's even doing the right thing
>>218179678>>218179718Barry wasn't a Kingsguard in Meereen. At least, not recognized as a Kingsguard of the Westeros. Dany let him have squires because fuck the old Westerosi ways of doing things. Qwane Dany is rebuilding how things are going to work after she goes over and conquers Westeros.
>>218179779What do you think it tastes like
In terms of feats alone, is Dunk the greatest knight in all of Westerosi history? Or does Barristan/Arthur Dayne beats him?Can any bookfags clarify?
>>218179871tuberculosis, which I don't recall ever being mentioned by name but with which I bet the seven kingdoms are fucking rife.
>>218179448>Drunk loser>Violent lunatic>Nerd that is going to not have Kids and inheritYes Egg is de facto his only son with some potential to be someone
Bookfags, what is adult Egg like? Is he a "good egg" if you will?
>>218179892F O U R P A G E SOURPAGES
>>218179470Oberyn somehow almost won but noooo, he had to aurafarm instead of striling the final blow. Fucking diva. Dosent he know Martells dies like fly the moment they left Dorme?
>>218179892>Or does Barristan/Gerold Dayne beats him?No/Yes
>>218179923Can't beat the darkstar, man.It can't be done.
>>218179892arguably yes, he is. although barristan is a very close second.arthur is nowhere close to them in terms of feats, he's just very deadly with his magic sword and he's very chivalrous>>218179909he was a very politically liberal/anti-monarchist ruler, ill leave it to you whether you think that's good or bad.
>>218179702>Call woman a whore>Claim to be left wingYou are not leftist. Not a modern western leftist, at least
>>218179909Yeah, he's pretty sound. Falters somewhat later in life thanks to a preoccupation with dragons getting the better of him.
>>218178596i wonder in what season dunk will actually win a fight as a knight
>>218179952That, anon, is the sheerest sentimentalist horseshit on your part.
>>218179945Ser Gerold refrains from giving you cancer.FOR TODAY.
>>218179952Whores are part of the lumpenprole. I have no idea why modern leftism forgot about that.
>>2181799642, presumably. Against Lucas Longinch, Rohanne Webber's castellan.
>>218179892Every great knight had a knight they idolisedWhat Arthur was to Jaime, was what Barristan was ArthurWhat Barristan was to Arthur, was what Duncan was to BarristanThere's levels to this, and Dunk is at the tippity top. You could say Arlan was Dunk's idol in a sense, but Arlan (especially show Arlan since HBO decided to make him a drunk) could never hold a candle to Dunk when it's all said and done.
>>218179892Barristan is more badass. Dunk probably did the most overall cool bits of stuff wandering the realm without a doubt. But Barristan Selmy is the fucking terminator.
>>218179964in all three books Dunk wins his fights but gets beaten half to death, and the maesters think he is going to dieit would be kino if he DOES DIE each book but he keeps coming back to life. every time for all 12 books GRRM has planned
>>218179794No. But I advocate for pedophiles to kill themselves.
>>218179909Egg/King Aegon V was a good man. Mediocre ruler too. He wasnt good in dealing with nobles as he was with commoners and gave too much freedom to his kids, to the point all of them aside one torpedoed his alliances marriage plans that could had saved the dynasty in the long run (Ironically the only daughter that accepted her political marriage was Big Bobby B's grandma. That decades later will use this claims to take the Throne
>>218180013>Dunk wins his fights but gets beaten half to death, and the maesters think he is going to dieit's simplistic and reductive I know but ffs he comes across as a rocky balboa analogue in so many ways
>>218180015Closeted
>>218180010Barristan is a two time traitor.
>>218180013book 1 we saw in the show Egg fire magicked him back to lifebook 2 Dunk drowns and gets revivedbook 3 Dunk gets his head bopped with a lance and the maester thinks he died
>>218180013dunk only nearly dies in book 2, he mogs everyone else he fights in 1 an 3the show heavily nerfed arthur against aerion. aerion was supposed to get heem'd when they were brawling.
>>218179522That's her nickname you spaz
>>218179892In term of feats Duncan cleans. Barristan was likely the second of all time among the kinsguards regarding feats and currently is the only recorded man to have defeated Duncan in a 1v1 (yes by that point Duncan was old as fuck, but still)
>>218180013>gets beaten half to deathlel
>>218180036Pedophobes are closeted pedophiles?
>>218180038Not really. >all your friends are dead and you live until after the war voiding everything>directly relieved of your dutyAlso doesn't change the fact he killed fifty men in the step stones.
>>218179892>>218180009I guarantee you, Dunk could tell you more tales about Arlan than he could ever tell you about himself.
>>218180046>>218180059uthor accepts 10 gold dragons to kill Dunk in the joust, he should have broke his neck
Hopin they find a way to add in a Young Arlan Last dragon flashback in the future episodes that would be nice
>>218179423Anon, can you answer my question, please? >>218179489 It literally makes no sense to me.
>>218180105candidly, anon, I'd be horribly disappointed if he had. partly because it'd be such a shitty thing to do but also because it'd injure my notion of Ser Uthor as one of the best characters in The Mystery Knight; I hope he's well represented when the TV series grinds around
>>218180144it is stated clearly in the books? Dunk goes to ransom his armor, Uthor is talking with his squire about the gold dragon with Daemons face on it - this is one he accepted to kill Dunk. the homo was jealous and paid him
>>218179892In the White Book, where they recorded the feats of every knight in the kingsguard, every single knight (including Barristan) only had 1 page to their name. Granted, it's a big fucking book and the text is small.All except Duncan. 4 pages for Ser Duncan the Tall. Even with the book being big and the words being small. 4 fucking pages.And those were also the feats he accomplished WHEN he was officially already in the Kingsguard - we all know there's probably even more before that, which we the readers will discover more as we progress along with the novellas.Dunk is quite literally the Michael Jordan or Jesus Christ of Knighthood in Westeros. Bards across the realm, even in Essos, sing of his deeds by the Robert Baratheon Era. He's really just the GOAT.
>>218179892in terms of combat, knights like Dayne, Selmy, DaemonB, Jaime, even the DragonKnight Aemon all best him, and yet none of that matters because Duncan the Tall is the greatest knight in the country's history, not because of his skill or even cause he stood tall but because he stood firm (something even the best of the best have trouble doing) , but you already know he's the greatest because he has his own novella series
>>218180013>ice wights>fire wightsthen we have dunc, the light(of the seven) wight
>>218180190>the homo was jealoushe absolutely was and I shall be additionally disappointed if Alyn Cockshaw's hilarious fag envy is left out of the series.(and you're also right about him accepting payment to kill Dunk, he doesn't go through with it because he's more enamored of his plan for the two of them to traipse around making money together)
>>218180064He's a two time traitor. It being convenient doesn't change that. He joined the victorious enemy then went back to his old allegiance when he was relieved of a job, not a duty.
>>218180288>he doesn't go through with iti suppose this is possible. but i read it as he tried to kill him but failed, and then tries to make the most of the situation and recruit him for the tourney scheme
>>218180263>Duncan the Tall is the greatest knight in the country's history>not because of his skill or even cause he stood tall but because he stood firm
>>218180247jaimebros...
I'm honestly convinced that Bloodraven posing as Maynard Plumm in the Mystery Knight is just Bloodraven's idea of a vacation.
>>218180338How did he hide the albino features?
>>218180350Magic, he ain't gotta explain shit
>>218180323>Duncan the Tall is the greatest knight in the country's history>not because of his skill or even cause he stood tall but because he keeps rising from the dead>seriously noone can kill this dude please send help
>>218180350Majik.I know that some people feel strongly against it but Bloodraven being some sort of pseudo Odin who wanders around the realm under a glamour is fucking kino.
>>218180350Glamorhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Glamor
>>218180350glamourmagicbloodraven was essentially a dual class warlock-ranger from DnD, great with the sword, could cast bloodmagic spells, and had magic homing arrows
>>218179892>>218179923>>218179948>talking about legendary knights of the Kingsguard >no mention of Ser Ryam Redwyne or Ser Aemon the Dragonknightshowfags please....
>almost an entire bran pov of George just naming and describing foodsBro...this guy is fat as fuck
>>218180391The hell is this, The Wolf Among Us?
>>218178729>how many times are they going to use the "insufferable teenage Targaryen male pulls some entitled bullshit and ruins everything for everyone" trope?>how many times is George* going to use the "insufferable teenage Targaryen male pulls some entitled bullshit and ruins everything for everyone" trope?for as many time as there are targshits left
>>218180396>Ryam RedwyneComplete fraud that accomplished nothing except winning peacetime tourneys. His own fucking king had better feats than he did.
What are the best fan theories for the ending of asoiaf?
>>218180375>>218180391>>218180363>>218180394>could cast bloodmagic spellsWhy didn't he just shoot a fireball at Bittersteel then? Would've solved all his problems easy.
Could he be one of Duncan's descendants?
>>218180440Kill yourself. Literally toss yourself from a bridge or building somewhere you fucking faggot.
the only thing that could elevate Duncan's legend is if he killed a dragon, like an actual dragonGarin the great style
>ck3 agot replaced all their character dna with some shit made to look like dunk and egg actorsAbsolute cock, balls, and boiling piss.
>bloodraven wargs into a girl and gets pregnant by bittersneed all part of his master keikakuWtf...
>>218180475Yes.. and?
>>218180013also in book 3 he goes by the name Gallows Knight, after the shield he bought with a hanged man on itDunk doing the Catlyn Stark revenant routine
>>218180447because bloodraven loved bittersteel the mostat least that's how HBO would write himit'll probably be rhaenyra x alicent all over again in the show, except it's incestuous fags now instead of just lesbians
>>218180475>it was me, brother!>when you thought you that you were finally banging our smoking hot sister you were actually banging me!>it was me, Aegor, it was me all along!I guess we know why Bittersteel devoted his life to hating Bloodraven and everything tangentially related to him.
>>218180475Euron is just Blooraven 2.0
bloodraven would beat barristan and arthur in a fight - FACT
>>218180440I grew up with stories of Ser Ryam Redwyne. My Ma told me about the gelding of Lucamore the Lusty. How he won the tourney of Oldtown and Kings Landing, besting knights 30 years his junior! He was Hand of the King he was, and in this house Ryam Redwyne is a hero!
>>218180447Separate school of magic, bro.
This scene made me feel weird things and I don't like it.
>>218180519trvkenvke magic/INT will always be > STR/DEX
>>218180517Show Euron or Book Euron.There's a big fucking difference there...
>>218180525Milly Alcock (haha, all cock) was 21 when HotD S1 was filmed.You're safe, nigga.
>Sam Spruell confirmed Maekar wont be in S2I think Maekar will entrust the ring to Aemon in Oldtown and that's where Egg will get it because he knows he'd visit his best brother
