Nine Kingdoms EditionOld thread>>218176129
>>218178596Dorne = Principality =/= Kingdom
the chuds are still malding over the nonbinary septon
>>218178627more like "lusting"
>>218178625Legally none of them are "kingdoms" since the Targaryens took over but there are nine polities.
was this necessary george?
Chuds of /GOT/ owns him an apology
>>218178645
>>218178596All of them were built to withstand the men, but Storm's End was built to withstand the gods.And withstood it did.
>>218178646Wouldn't it be more 'clean' if instead of 7 Kingdoms they call it Westeros instead? Its like calling Britain a millenia ago '5 Kingdoms' or something
I low key want to own a mace now
>>218178645flails are the coolest, but im biased since i think nunchucks are badass
>>218178654noone cares>hide post
>>218178670>Wouldn't it be more 'clean' if instead of 7 Kingdoms they call it Westeros instead?"Officially" it is Westeros, the "Seven Kingdoms" is just a traditional term.
>TARG FUCKING SHITDo you think Lyonel smiled while warching from the Seven Heavens his descendant Robert hammering a Targshit prettyboy fool with a Main Character Syndrome?
>>218178670They aren't kingdoms anymore, but the title of the King still includes him being the ruler of "the seven kingdoms" since Aegon I and I think that causes the confusion in the plebs.
How do I get an Arya wife
>put poop in every episode>turn two sentences from a different book about a boy named rafe into half the episode in the middle of a climax and she's a girl and dunk's love interest btw>change the ending because you think you're a better writer than grrm >turn arlan into a crazy bum on the street>oh btw he's speaking dothraki so make sure you have the subtitles on to know he isn't just a ranting lunatic>make the laughing storm ambiguously gay>put sex and violence and cunt fuck shit everywhere because it's "game of thrones" when this is the lighthearted novella series that specifically doesn't do that unlike every other work in the setting>self insert as dunk and you have explosive diarrhea when you're nervous so dunk has to too>have your serving boy "accidentally" spoil summerhall as a marketing stunt>reward a guy who almost died for dunk by making him a cuck along with his entire household from that point>make dunk not give a shit about thisExpectations subverted. Bravo, Ira!
So did Duncan die in the tourney and was brought back to life by the Seven? Also how many times are they going to use the "insufferable teenage Targaryen male pulls some entitled bullshit and ruins everything for everyone" trope?
>>218178687He goes to war because targshit won’t marry his daughter, then accepts peace when his son and heir marries a targshit
>>218178713>see a man>think about having sex with him>claim hes the gay oneLol
>>218178695Hang around fishmarkets until you see a particularly hideous specimen hawking her wares.
>>218178674Hell yeah dude
>>218178695Go to Bri'ish pub
>>218178687>trying to frame the guy who started a war over his daughter's right to have dragoncock in her cunt as a hater of Targaryens
>>218178713Everything from the books was great, everything that hack and HBO shoehorned in, was shit (in fact, literally).
>>218178740kek
>>218178739>see a man>he acts like a fag>no, you're gay!
>>218178740>>218178742I meant a hot Arya wife
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>>218178789maybe you could try dating me >.<
>I invoke trial by rape>each side provides a maiden, whoever rapes the opposing maiden first winsWho would win?
Cute and canon!
>>218178596
People still don’t realise Bobby B hatred of targshits is GRRM subversion of expectations since Bobby is also targshit
Anyone saved that copypasta of dating Maisie?
>>218178729in the book, no, because dunk just gets up right away and he wasn't even that injured in ira's fanfic, who knows
>>218178804Dunk no contest
>>218178670They did call England a name when it was a bunch of small kingdoms. The Heptarchy.Then England conquered wales and Ireland, and later unified with Scotland they renamed themselves the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Also fun fact but wales didn’t politically exist after England conquered it until 1998
>>218178804Does it mean that if a maiden agrees to sex, the opposite side automatically loses?
>>218178869Only if someone can hear her declare that
>>218178863ah yes, the CK2 mapi always play Ireland, earliest start date
>>218178886I pick my country and make it bigger.
>>218178863
>>218178802Really? :3
>>218178907I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters.
>>218178869No it just means you must use her ass instead
For me it’s Jeyne Poole
Dunk puking all the time was really hot
>GoT ruined>HotD is lesbian fan-fic trash>Dunc&Egg is getting subverted by the HBO Jews>fat man is fucking focused on a stage play about the Harrenhall tourney instead of writingI fucking hate this.
>>218178915Yeah...that really does...
>>218178687anon, lyonel WANTED targcock in his daughter and even threw a bloody rebellious tantrum when he didn't get italso in the end, targs gave him their daughter instead, and that targ daughter eventually became the grandmother of robert, stannis and renly. and is also why everyone else was fine with robert taking the throne; because he's 1/8th targblooded
>>218178933harrenhall play will at least reveal a bunch of secrets that were meant to be in the books that will never be published.grrm can't even write blog posts anymore without bidening out mid post so that's all you're getting
>>218178933come to the fanfic-side
>>218178927Please leave Ira.
>dunk gets to kiss tyrion, jaime and cersei's great grandma next season>she's also a redheadkino.........
>>218178976Which one of these has Arya seggs
>>218179032why does gerold lannister look like a noname rapist from Berserk?
I'm literally a Lannister.
>>218178965When you think about it he's like a reverse Robert.One started a war to get a tarcock into a woman, the other started one to get targcock out of her.
BESSIE
I fucking hate how normie faggots love GOT season 6, all because of muh BOB, the episode fucking sucked.Stupid fucking cunts.
>>218178729In the show it seems strongly implied Dunk dies and is resurrected and it’s sort of played comically even with the maester in the next episode going “the wound has festered…there’s nothing I can do” or whatever he says.
>>218179063If Aerys was less insane that incident would end with crown giving Bobby B his own targshit wife
Tybolt and Damon Lannister
>>218179096Whomst? Baby Rhaenys? Sperm Daenerys?
>>218178729not really, the fight became very onesided when dunk and aerion began scrapping in the mud. dunk actually BTFOs aerion real quick in the melee.dunk getting nerfed + injured badly during the trial is a show-exclusive phenomenon, possibly to induce tension for showfags
>>218179128Fact flood.
>>218179128Anon, you know there's at least one important HBO producer lurking in these threads.Please don't give those retards the idea to make Daemon an allegory to Trump, we don't want AKO7K to turn into a medieval version of The Boys now...
>>218178625There are nine kingdoms, ser.
>>218179128He's not wrong.
>>218179121Bobby x Dany sounds like a very kino 'what-if' pairing thoughverybeit...
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>>218175984Kill & behead Beeggers.
>>218178642stop malding ser
>>218178654Why does randomly start being a faggot at the end of his post?
>>218179121Bobby should have married Dany
>>218178735That the durrandon guy you fucking retard
>>218178677chud already triggered lmao
>>218179139Fight in book was shit. I’m tired of GRRM making copy pasted cruel insane princes that can’t fight
>>218179260>>218179274shut up indianstop spamming these threads with your gay micro eceleb
Why do the knights of the Kingsguard not have squires?Sure, maybe in the Red Keep they're just assigned random servants to wash their underwear and such but they'd still need trained military squires to do all the military stuff squires do.
>>218178627Tomboys get inseminated. I don't make the rules, but I see them done. Inseminate all tomboys. I am the Pelinal Whitestrake of inseminating tomboys.
>>218179295Good morning sir
>>218179283dunk is literally 26 feet tall no matter how shit he fights, you can't beat him unless he's 70 years old and you're barristan selmy
>>218179303Squiredom is also primarly used a a diplomatic tool to build relations between houses: but the Kinsguard can only be loyal to the Royal House.
>>218179273Idiot. Read up on Lyonel rebellion
>>218178654RTR FUCKS HIS SHEEP!
>>218179303They give up everything, all attachments, to make the king their only concern. A squire would reduce their focus on the king. Also its not an office they can pass on, unlike general knighthood.
>>218179345every baratheon is half durrdarrion
>>218179327Prime Robert and likely The Cleganes have a chance i think. Anyone else is too much mogged on sheer size to the point no pure skill could save them
>>218179327GRRM is fucking retard if he think tall people can’t lose fight because they are tall
>>218179202
>>218179338The Kingsguard are noble (for the most part) knights, they're not going to wash their own underwear or polish their own armor, that's what servants are for, all the more so when the Kingsguard are on regular duty guarding the king and royal family.It makes no practical sense for their NOT to have squires.
>>218179366Hey there little buddy
>>218179367A FOCKIN CLOUT IN THE EAR
>>218179366You're talking to tallniggers who would get folded irl
>>218179354We're talking about a quasi-medieval society without automated labor saving devices, servants were a thing until well after WWI (and still exist today).
Anyone else hear a squeaking noise?
>>218179033Pedo
>>218179404That doesn't answer my questionwon't someone think of the WORDS
>>218179303
>Egg is my last sonDid Maekar forget about his 3 other sons?
>>218179423probably the ones labeled smut at the bottom
>>218179366Manlets no matter how talented lose the moment they're on the ground with the big man. Just ask Aerion and Oberyn.
>>218179423>jus werds bruhDon't care. A corrupted heart deserves healing if amenable, and a sharpened stake if not.
>>218178625>>218178646>>218179202>>218178685>>218178691It's called the Seven Kingdoms because at the time of the Conquest that's how many there were. The two that make it nine - Crownlands and Iron Islands - belonged to the Stormlands and Riverlands respectively and were separated from them by the Targaryens. The Crownlands and Iron Islands aren't technically kingdoms. In fact, none of them are anymore.Seven Kingdoms is a traditional/historical term not a literal description.
>>218179448>evil>drunkard>maesterno he didn't forget anyone, egg is his last son
>>218179283aerion actually can fight in the book, just loses to dunk in what amounts to a wrestling match due to his pure brawn. Dunk's strategy is get in close and ideally just fight fist to fist. presumably if grrm had published more books before he dies next month, dunk would have become unbeatable due to actually being trained, combined with his natural talent.joffrey can fight decently but he's not anything serious. show also make him more petulant and weak than he actually is. in the books he's tallonly person who fits your description truly is viserys who naturally had no time to be trained properly. also, if you have a sprawling royal family with 300+ years of history you've written half of whom are mad, you will have to end up with some mad princes who can't fight rhaegar was arguably mad and is the most consequential prince in the story, but actually a very good warrior, just not as good as prime bobby b.
>>218179423How can you be attracted to kids, anon? They don't have boobs.
>>218179474You would kill George for simply writing? Reevaluate your intentions.
>>218179492You're not writing a novel, you're looking to wax your carrot to fan fiction. Don't play the fool.
>>218179387how about you anon do you want a clout in the rear
>>218179509But George wrote smut of an underage character, so you should be pining for his head, no?
>>218178967>grrm can't even write blog posts anymore without bidening out mid post so that's all you're gettingHe's going senile? What's the most obvious example?
>>218179367this part always makes me laugh. It's not even a punch, it's a open handed slap that somehow works against an armored opponenet because Dunk's in a different weight class
>>218179518Dany and Daenerys
BEEEE
>>218179515Intent is important here.
>>218179484> aerion actually can fight in the bookNot how GRRM wrote it. Losing instantly to an untrained hedge knight without hitting him once, faking surrender and trying to hit him with a mace when he’s turned around Joffrey was disarmed by Arya
>>218179476The riverlands belonged to the iron island, not the other way round, they were considered one kingdom, the Kingdom of the Isles and Rivers.The crownlands didn't exist, parts of the territory that would become them were controlled by the surrounding kingdoms, with the center being controlled by a mess of independent lords.
>>218179476>Crownlands and Iron Islands - belonged to the Stormlands and Riverlands respectivelyThe Riverlands were divided and fought over between the Ironborn and Durrandons.
>>218179538So you advocate for it to be written? Same.
>>218179555At least you're the same age as her intellectually.
>>218179553The borders changed but at the time - the other anon is correct - the Riverlands were controlled by the Ironborn. The Stormlands had most of what would become the Crownlands, as I remember.
>>218179128>>218179215BLACKFYREFUCKING SHITS
>>218179128i hate the idea of Daemon being Trump but i do giggle at this
>>218179585Am I right in thinking that Maekar getting rocked is a reference to Anarion?Bro is a reference to a footnote.
>>218179522>Dany and DaenerysThe only other Dany is Dany Flint, yes? He's confused the two?
GRRM is probably rubbing his nipples as he writes 13 yo Arya having sex with Gendry(after he learns that he’s Bobby B bastard and not just commoner)
>>218178654>Lady Rowan was pregnant the entire time of the seriesThe entire time of the series is like 3-4 daysHow does a woman know that she is pregnant within 3-4 days?Because she was a traveling "camp-woman", she would not have been around a lord like Dondarrion for weeks
>>218179303>Why do the knights of the Kingsguard not have squires?because celibacy is a requirement and the kingsguard cannot be trusted with squires. they will bum them.
>>218179128I'm not an admirer of Daemon's but I refuse to believe he was *that* stupid.
>>218179303Barristan has a few squires in Meereen
>>218179230why are they judging me
>>218178654I'm left as fuck and I think the whore was one of the worst things about the show. Possibly even the worst.
>>218179242and what of cole's descenda-oh wait
>>218179367>>218179521a cool detail, you can still see the hand stab wound on his palm
>>218179678he does. never really got that myself, how much does he think he can teach them and how completely does he believe he can prepare them for knighthood in such a short time in such a remote place where the concept of knighting's probably not even understood?
>>218179689someone saw you shitting behind that tree in episode 1 and told them
>>218179730>someoneA FUCKING SONGBIRD?
>>218179768haha he's going to gob in the bowl! how waggishly irreverent!
>>218179564>weasel awayYou advocate for it to be written.
>>218179718Barristan is not really the smartest fellow. He gets easily tricked by the Shavepate and will most likely get his ass handed to him in the up(never)coming battle. He's the strong, silent type, despite being 60 he never questioned if he's even doing the right thing
>>218179678>>218179718Barry wasn't a Kingsguard in Meereen. At least, not recognized as a Kingsguard of the Westeros. Dany let him have squires because fuck the old Westerosi ways of doing things. Qwane Dany is rebuilding how things are going to work after she goes over and conquers Westeros.
>>218179779What do you think it tastes like
In terms of feats alone, is Dunk the greatest knight in all of Westerosi history? Or does Barristan/Arthur Dayne beats him?Can any bookfags clarify?
>>218179871tuberculosis, which I don't recall ever being mentioned by name but with which I bet the seven kingdoms are fucking rife.
>>218179448>Drunk loser>Violent lunatic>Nerd that is going to not have Kids and inheritYes Egg is de facto his only son with some potential to be someone
Bookfags, what is adult Egg like? Is he a "good egg" if you will?
>>218179892F O U R P A G E SOURPAGES
>>218179470Oberyn somehow almost won but noooo, he had to aurafarm instead of striling the final blow. Fucking diva. Dosent he know Martells dies like fly the moment they left Dorme?
>>218179892>Or does Barristan/Gerold Dayne beats him?No/Yes
>>218179923Can't beat the darkstar, man.It can't be done.
>>218179892arguably yes, he is. although barristan is a very close second.arthur is nowhere close to them in terms of feats, he's just very deadly with his magic sword and he's very chivalrous>>218179909he was a very politically liberal/anti-monarchist ruler, ill leave it to you whether you think that's good or bad.
>>218179702>Call woman a whore>Claim to be left wingYou are not leftist. Not a modern western leftist, at least
>>218179909Yeah, he's pretty sound. Falters somewhat later in life thanks to a preoccupation with dragons getting the better of him.
>>218178596i wonder in what season dunk will actually win a fight as a knight
>>218179952That, anon, is the sheerest sentimentalist horseshit on your part.
>>218179945Ser Gerold refrains from giving you cancer.FOR TODAY.
>>218179952Whores are part of the lumpenprole. I have no idea why modern leftism forgot about that.
>>2181799642, presumably. Against Lucas Longinch, Rohanne Webber's castellan.
>>218179892Every great knight had a knight they idolisedWhat Arthur was to Jaime, was what Barristan was ArthurWhat Barristan was to Arthur, was what Duncan was to BarristanThere's levels to this, and Dunk is at the tippity top. You could say Arlan was Dunk's idol in a sense, but Arlan (especially show Arlan since HBO decided to make him a drunk) could never hold a candle to Dunk when it's all said and done.
>>218179892Barristan is more badass. Dunk probably did the most overall cool bits of stuff wandering the realm without a doubt. But Barristan Selmy is the fucking terminator.
>>218179964in all three books Dunk wins his fights but gets beaten half to death, and the maesters think he is going to dieit would be kino if he DOES DIE each book but he keeps coming back to life. every time for all 12 books GRRM has planned
>>218179794No. But I advocate for pedophiles to kill themselves.
>>218179909Egg/King Aegon V was a good man. Mediocre ruler too. He wasnt good in dealing with nobles as he was with commoners and gave too much freedom to his kids, to the point all of them aside one torpedoed his alliances marriage plans that could had saved the dynasty in the long run (Ironically the only daughter that accepted her political marriage was Big Bobby B's grandma. That decades later will use this claims to take the Throne
>>218180013>Dunk wins his fights but gets beaten half to death, and the maesters think he is going to dieit's simplistic and reductive I know but ffs he comes across as a rocky balboa analogue in so many ways
>>218180015Closeted
>>218180010Barristan is a two time traitor.
>>218180013book 1 we saw in the show Egg fire magicked him back to lifebook 2 Dunk drowns and gets revivedbook 3 Dunk gets his head bopped with a lance and the maester thinks he died
>>218180013dunk only nearly dies in book 2, he mogs everyone else he fights in 1 an 3the show heavily nerfed arthur against aerion. aerion was supposed to get heem'd when they were brawling.
>>218179522That's her nickname you spaz
>>218179892In term of feats Duncan cleans. Barristan was likely the second of all time among the kinsguards regarding feats and currently is the only recorded man to have defeated Duncan in a 1v1 (yes by that point Duncan was old as fuck, but still)
>>218180013>gets beaten half to deathlel
>>218180036Pedophobes are closeted pedophiles?
>>218180038Not really. >all your friends are dead and you live until after the war voiding everything>directly relieved of your dutyAlso doesn't change the fact he killed fifty men in the step stones.
>>218179892>>218180009I guarantee you, Dunk could tell you more tales about Arlan than he could ever tell you about himself.
>>218180046>>218180059uthor accepts 10 gold dragons to kill Dunk in the joust, he should have broke his neck
Hopin they find a way to add in a Young Arlan Last dragon flashback in the future episodes that would be nice
>>218179423Anon, can you answer my question, please? >>218179489 It literally makes no sense to me.
>>218180105candidly, anon, I'd be horribly disappointed if he had. partly because it'd be such a shitty thing to do but also because it'd injure my notion of Ser Uthor as one of the best characters in The Mystery Knight; I hope he's well represented when the TV series grinds around
>>218180144it is stated clearly in the books? Dunk goes to ransom his armor, Uthor is talking with his squire about the gold dragon with Daemons face on it - this is one he accepted to kill Dunk. the homo was jealous and paid him
>>218179892In the White Book, where they recorded the feats of every knight in the kingsguard, every single knight (including Barristan) only had 1 page to their name. Granted, it's a big fucking book and the text is small.All except Duncan. 4 pages for Ser Duncan the Tall. Even with the book being big and the words being small. 4 fucking pages.And those were also the feats he accomplished WHEN he was officially already in the Kingsguard - we all know there's probably even more before that, which we the readers will discover more as we progress along with the novellas.Dunk is quite literally the Michael Jordan or Jesus Christ of Knighthood in Westeros. Bards across the realm, even in Essos, sing of his deeds by the Robert Baratheon Era. He's really just the GOAT.
>>218179892in terms of combat, knights like Dayne, Selmy, DaemonB, Jaime, even the DragonKnight Aemon all best him, and yet none of that matters because Duncan the Tall is the greatest knight in the country's history, not because of his skill or even cause he stood tall but because he stood firm (something even the best of the best have trouble doing) , but you already know he's the greatest because he has his own novella series
>>218180013>ice wights>fire wightsthen we have dunc, the light(of the seven) wight
>>218180190>the homo was jealoushe absolutely was and I shall be additionally disappointed if Alyn Cockshaw's hilarious fag envy is left out of the series.(and you're also right about him accepting payment to kill Dunk, he doesn't go through with it because he's more enamored of his plan for the two of them to traipse around making money together)
>>218180064He's a two time traitor. It being convenient doesn't change that. He joined the victorious enemy then went back to his old allegiance when he was relieved of a job, not a duty.
>>218180288>he doesn't go through with iti suppose this is possible. but i read it as he tried to kill him but failed, and then tries to make the most of the situation and recruit him for the tourney scheme
>>218180263>Duncan the Tall is the greatest knight in the country's history>not because of his skill or even cause he stood tall but because he stood firm
>>218180247jaimebros...
I'm honestly convinced that Bloodraven posing as Maynard Plumm in the Mystery Knight is just Bloodraven's idea of a vacation.
>>218180338How did he hide the albino features?
>>218180350Magic, he ain't gotta explain shit
>>218180323>Duncan the Tall is the greatest knight in the country's history>not because of his skill or even cause he stood tall but because he keeps rising from the dead>seriously noone can kill this dude please send help
>>218180350Majik.I know that some people feel strongly against it but Bloodraven being some sort of pseudo Odin who wanders around the realm under a glamour is fucking kino.
>>218180350Glamorhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Glamor
>>218180350glamourmagicbloodraven was essentially a dual class warlock-ranger from DnD, great with the sword, could cast bloodmagic spells, and had magic homing arrows
>>218179892>>218179923>>218179948>talking about legendary knights of the Kingsguard >no mention of Ser Ryam Redwyne or Ser Aemon the Dragonknightshowfags please....
>almost an entire bran pov of George just naming and describing foodsBro...this guy is fat as fuck
>>218180391The hell is this, The Wolf Among Us?
>>218178729>how many times are they going to use the "insufferable teenage Targaryen male pulls some entitled bullshit and ruins everything for everyone" trope?>how many times is George* going to use the "insufferable teenage Targaryen male pulls some entitled bullshit and ruins everything for everyone" trope?for as many time as there are targshits left
>>218180396>Ryam RedwyneComplete fraud that accomplished nothing except winning peacetime tourneys. His own fucking king had better feats than he did.
What are the best fan theories for the ending of asoiaf?
>>218180375>>218180391>>218180363>>218180394>could cast bloodmagic spellsWhy didn't he just shoot a fireball at Bittersteel then? Would've solved all his problems easy.
Could he be one of Duncan's descendants?
>>218180440Kill yourself. Literally toss yourself from a bridge or building somewhere you fucking faggot.
the only thing that could elevate Duncan's legend is if he killed a dragon, like an actual dragonGarin the great style
>ck3 agot replaced all their character dna with some shit made to look like dunk and egg actorsAbsolute cock, balls, and boiling piss.
>bloodraven wargs into a girl and gets pregnant by bittersneed all part of his master keikakuWtf...
>>218180475Yes.. and?
>>218180013also in book 3 he goes by the name Gallows Knight, after the shield he bought with a hanged man on itDunk doing the Catlyn Stark revenant routine
>>218180447because bloodraven loved bittersteel the mostat least that's how HBO would write himit'll probably be rhaenyra x alicent all over again in the show, except it's incestuous fags now instead of just lesbians
>>218180475>it was me, brother!>when you thought you that you were finally banging our smoking hot sister you were actually banging me!>it was me, Aegor, it was me all along!I guess we know why Bittersteel devoted his life to hating Bloodraven and everything tangentially related to him.
>>218180475Euron is just Blooraven 2.0
bloodraven would beat barristan and arthur in a fight - FACT
>>218180440I grew up with stories of Ser Ryam Redwyne. My Ma told me about the gelding of Lucamore the Lusty. How he won the tourney of Oldtown and Kings Landing, besting knights 30 years his junior! He was Hand of the King he was, and in this house Ryam Redwyne is a hero!
>>218180447Separate school of magic, bro.
This scene made me feel weird things and I don't like it.
>>218180519trvkenvke magic/INT will always be > STR/DEX
>>218180517Show Euron or Book Euron.There's a big fucking difference there...
>>218180525Milly Alcock (haha, all cock) was 21 when HotD S1 was filmed.You're safe, nigga.
>Sam Spruell confirmed Maekar wont be in S2I think Maekar will entrust the ring to Aemon in Oldtown and that's where Egg will get it because he knows he'd visit his best brother
>>218180543I don't even like flat girls.
>>218180455NTA. Do autists really get this invested in fake knights?
>>218180440George forgot to write down all his great deeds
>>218180571Please see >>218180522
>>218180373>Man literally too honorable to die
>>218180522>Lucamore the lusty Imagine being gelded by your closest homies and sent to the wall just for getting some pussy. Poor guy
the short stories are even better on reread
I like the theory that Benjen warged into Mormont's raven
>>218180609He went retardly too far and was going to get them all punished for their side hos.
>>218180519cant even beat bittersteel in a duel
>Forced by DEI to put diversity in his fiction>He puts all of the as background characters with 0 linesIs Ira Parker chud or something? Our guy?
>>218180594Damn... he chopped his sworn brother's dick in a 6v1, what a legend.
>>218180447because he primarily studied bloodmagic (hence the 'blood' part of his name)https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Bloodmagecasting fireballs is more of a pyromancer thing.https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Pyromancer
>>218180631The funny thing about that is that's not even a swap. She's just Tyroshi. All the retards just assumed she was a Velaryon.
>>218180645Ah yes, the well knowed dark tyroshi, famous in the book for mocking their Myr rivals for being brown.
>>2181806311) it wasn't a race swap, she's a dark skin tyroshi in the books but you made me reply2) would BLEACH her anyway she kinda cute3) yeah he's based but he's also a jew
>>218180631she's a tyroshi in the books, she's supposed to be blackthe only out of place one was the redheaded black whore in the first ep
>>218180645>Velaryon
Bran is constantly warging into people who's about to ... right?
CN someone post the jak with house Manderly banner
>>218180661I don't think he can properly warg into people who aren't mentally retarded like Hodor
Tanselle should have been Dornish, not summer islander.Rafe should have been a crownlander, like Duncan.The foreign girl being foreign didn't bother anyone.
>>218180645where in the lore did the summer islanders conquer Tyrosh
>>218180661about to say the n-word?
>>218180673So he can make all of the Iron Islands commit sudoku? That would solve half of the realm's problems.
Soooo if we're being diverse where are the Yi Ti casts at
I like how they keep removing scenes from the books in GoT, but felt the need to make an extensive scene of Sam cleaning up shit.
>>218179909we actually don't know for sure at the end. he's depicted as a man of the people and pushes through reforms to better the rights of the smallfolk which makes the nobles hate him. then he gets obsessed with dragons and summerhall happens and we don't really know what he's like at that timeonly description of adult egg is from the world of ice and fire, which is similar to the source material of fire&blood in that it's a history book without great detail, only it's even less detail since f&b is basically a rewrite of parts of the world of ice and fire with much more detail added.adult egg never appears in dunk & egg and summerhall is a big mystery so it's an open question. dunk may have killed egg, egg may have killed himself, egg may have intended to blood sacrifice his entire family, or just himself, or his son, or maybe nobody at all and that's why the ritual failedpersonally I think he was probably still good and had the right intentions just based on the direction of dunk & egg, but nobody will know until ira parker makes seasons 7 and 8
>>218180678Tyrosh is an island in the Stepstones
>>218180654Nigga there arent any proper pure darkies in the ASOIAF world outside the Summer Isles
>>218180691too busy getting fucked by asshai BWC
Grrr those stupid chuds and their opposition to *checks notes* marriage entrapment!
>>218180673Individuals undergoing states of change, real, symbolical, or ritual are suspectible to magic.This includes the le petit mort.It is known.
Someone like 2 weeks ago in these threads said that someone would make this exact edit word for word with whitegirl music to boot lolhttps://x.com/Liv_Agar/status/2026191709651238983
>>218180712At least they admit that cuckolding is woke now.
>>218180696Settled entirely by soldier and merchants from old Valyria.
>>218180613i stand in awe of you george
>>218180720so it begins
>>218180720kek
>>218178654>why seven kingdomsLiterally cause where were seven when Aegon took over lol, so that exists in cultural memory over crownlands and separate riverlands suddenly becoming a thing
>>218180645>>218180651>>218180653>>218180654I thought in-universe niggers were only found in the summer isles/sothoryos? Essos is supposed to be Continental Eurasia so everyone should still be White/Middle Eastern/Indian/Asian, no?
>>218180720yoinking this
>>218180720>"If I led a quarter of a million men to death, would they call me Gerold the pretty Cool? I shall remain Darkstar, I think. At least it is mine own"Can't believe Darkstar sold out to them.
>>218180517bloodraven is an immoral "for the greater good" kind of guy. euron is just "I'm going to fuck shit up because I'm literally a god lol"bloodraven would not rape you unless it was part of some master time keikaku. euron would just because.
>>218180727The only better than being a communist to a lefty is being a cuckold
>>218180752Yes but real world politics are influencing fictional middle age setting tv adaptations please understand
>>218180720KEK
Why are the dragon lords and Lannister’s so into incest?
>>218180615yes, extremely based and original theory (or it was when it was first come up with like a year ago)everyone was assuming it was bloodraven or future bran or just some bird, but benjen makes a lot of sense. I personally think people ascribe too much to bloodraven and that he's actually much weaker than bran so can't do the insane shit bran will do
>>218180823>and Lannister’sOnly this one caseAnd it's because Cersei is a narcissist who wanted to fuck herself
>DUNK DONT GO TO SUMMERHALL. STOP EGG NOW. ITS NOT WORTH IT. DONT GO GO SUMMERHALL AND DONT LET EGG GO THERE. DUNNKKKKKK
>>218180720the only thing that can stop this is if they make Daemon black
>>218180780WE MUST BE BETTER MEN
>I had a thousand sons, the first humane principle I would teach them should be this; >to forswear thin potations and to addict themselves to arbour
>>218180823targs: their blood is magic. they are literally part dragon and that's what lets them bond with dragons and have dragon dreams. they need to keep that power alive and not dilute it, and it also makes sense to stop others from having it (didn't stop them spamming dragonseeds though). it's a valyrian tradition that likely comes from valyrians wanting to keep their bio-engineered bloodlines intactlannisters: they're just degenerate
> a literal palace with no defense > almost all the targs die there despite being multiple ways to escape even if wildfireSummerhall was a conspiracy
>>218180661I only read A Dance with Dragons once but I will probably always remember that bit at the beginning with the Wildling's warg saying how he likes to warg inside a wolf bitch while she's getting knotted.
>>218180851oy vey goyim, nothing happened in summerhall! trust the maesters, they're the (((experts)))!
>>218180851I always thought it was more like a bomb.
Behold, the only house on the Isles to produce men of some worth including:>A man who likes to read>A knight Truly the height of Ironborn erudition, how did they do it?
>>218180863You better believe that something happened, Dunk and Egg were doing some sick and twisted temple of doom ass shit with Egg's children, nephews, and nieces, is what happened there.
>>218180860apparently it only works on the weak minded>>218180661makes sense...he'll just watch then.
>>218180720
>>218180396Aemon the Dragoncuck>Got the job because he's a Targshit rather than skill>Conveniently doesn't follow his King into death during a ambush literally failing his one job>Captured and humiliated by the Dornish>Saved by Baelor of all peopleLegendary knight my ass
Is there anything more pathetic than being an Iron Islander?
So what other sinister shit with Aerion do when he comes back? They'll go past the novellas, obviously
>>218180396Doggett was better than Redwyne
“A true knight finishes his story”I genuinely wonder if this was to mock George kek
>marries a literal whoreShe was not even retired one or something. She was working during the tourney. In mediaval setting that is absurd, nobody would accept that.
>>218180850Then how did Nettles ride a dragon then? :^) Nunclefuckers btfo.
Do we weep for Renly?
>>218180883I can imagine Aegon told he needs to do sick shit to hatch the eggs and tries to find another way which is what causes disaster. Man only wanted dragons so the lords should shut up and fall in line over his reforms
>>218180932>*George thrashing and squealing in his stupid high pitched voice in front of his TV*
>>218180720WESTEROS FIRST
>mark addy is average height>so is dillane>and whoever the fuck played renly>and the guy playing lyonel>and they're all skinnyLol it's like they decided to commit to Baratheons being small boys instead. Still, Robert and Lyonel were great, although with a smaller guy as Lyonel makes you wonder how they pull off his duel against Dunk
uk government just declared simulated incest is illegal and possession gets you 2 years in prison so better get rid of your game of thrones boxsets, bong bros
>master of laws>judges, lawyers and courts do not existBRAVO GEORGE YOU FAT FUCKING HACK
>>218180926Based red dog
>>218180986Aren't all a song of ice and fir joints filmed in the UK?Does this mean that everyone involved in house of the dogwater will be arrested?
>>218180982>>and whoever the fuck played renlyHoly shit I actually looked him up and the vast majority of his movies have no wiki links and in terms of tv he was in Mindhunter - I've seen Mindhunter and I truly cannot remember this guy in the show at all. Was he the nepocuck guy?
The show ruined both Stannis and Renly, and also Loras. I feel especially sorry for the dude who played Loras, he just became a running gay gag.
>>218180986>it's realliterally what the fuck is wrong with starmer
Yeah, lyonel was too skinny
>>218180959nettles is possibly a dragonseed, even possibly damon's daughter. not made clear in fire & blood.Also possible you can actually ride dragons without it but it's not easy and depends on the dragon's temperament. won't give you dragon dreams though
>>218180986Incest stuff is hot simply cause it's extremely taboo. It's quite simple really. Also, you forgot to mention they'll go hard on incest porn but they keep skirting around the fact that the Pakis keep inbreeding
>>218180986another win for america hahaha (god please spirit bomb nuke the whitehouse jesus pls please lightning bolts please)
>>218181004I'm not even sure why DnD were obsessed with sabotaging Stannis given the amount of excellent monologues and book moments he had. Also, Renly's peach. I shit you not, some GoT guy (ICR, maybe episode director) said they cut the peach because there were no peaches to be found -- in Northern Ireland
>>218180986fucking hell, i gotta delete my xev bellringer collection or get chucked in prison with all the nonces?
>>218181019>Pakis keep inbreedingCousins are okay
>>218181004The fatman signed off on it so the show interpretations are in fact canon.
>>218181014every baratheon casting choice is physicaly innacurate but kino nonetheless
>>218181003He's a British actor, the majority of them just do theater and if they're lucky, police procedurals.
>>218181003Oh sorry I misread, MANHUNTER. That the Unabomber thing? This Renly guy dropped off the face of the earth after s2
>>218181037literally yes, not a joke
>>218180949why do you accept it lmao?the milk drinker got his first taste of gash after getting knighted and got ahead of himself. when he gets home his family will chase the whore off
>>218181046>the majority of them just do theaterMust pay poorly although I imagine it's fun as fuck if you're someone like Cumberbatch who's family can basically subsidise them with a middle class life style whilst they do whatever
>>218181015Any idiot can ride a dragon, the gene is only important for hatching them.
>>218180986i am sure this will stop the pakis from inbreding in uk
>>218181014straight baratheons are fatgay baratheons are slim
>>218181035They also made Renly a wimp. They just hate the Baratheons.
>>218181072>Any idiot can ride a dragonIIRC the book conveyed this but when in HotD they ended up implying only people with the right genes can fly them cause they cut nettles
I need good men>fucking dies
>>218180932Fat fuck deserves everything he gets. Hard to top when hotd used his face on a weirwood tree and then said tree had to witness his favourite house(Blackwoods) get humiliated and then killed by Daemon(his favourite character). Only based thing the hotd showrunners ever did.
>>218181009terminally online libtard occupied government. even US democrats look more sane in comparison
>>218181089Yep. Book Renly is so comically chaddish in appearance and charisma that it's as if engineered him
>>218181093>hotdNot canon.
>>218180986Fireemblembros...
>>218181105>his favourite house(Blackwoods)I didn't know that. Bit weird. They are a novelty for a Riverlands House, you remember them. But the author's favourite? Hm
>>218181072nah. the dragons like the targs because they're family. this is why targs are sometimes born with dragon-like deformities too. the bond wouldn't stop just because the dragons hatched. I guess technically yes you might be able to ride them since dragons are intelligent and might approve for some strange reason, but it'll be 1000x easier if you have the right blood.nettles does not prove you don't have to have the blood since we don't know her ancestry. also her relationship with Damon is suspicious and not heavily elaborated on
>>218181129>dragons like the people they're raised by and fedWOW
>>218180923dying to one
>>218181129HotD s2 was so shit I barely remember if, what was Daemon's whole Harrenhal shit again? IIRC he's debating whether or not he basically decides to try and become king alone and at the end decides he'll instead loyally serve his wife. So 10 episodes for... that?
>>218181043To be fair, shortest baratheon is like 6'5. But yeah, actors could bulk little bit.
I'm really conflicted on this series so far.On the one hand, it feels high budget, it's cozy, well-acted, and faithful to the books. Genuinely nearly early GoT tier.On the other hand, the director seems to genuinely not know what the show is. Fucking JAZZ? And that shitty song at the end?I think they really wanted to frame this as a comedy but then realized there's really barely any comedy in there. And it's really jarring whenever something like that just randomly comes on screen. The shitting, long dick, and fisting scenes really felt incredibly out of place. It's like they're not confident that the show can be taken seriously so they have to force these awful, toddler-tier jokes.It's GRRM's work. It's good. Why not just trust it?
>>218179892Barristan is the greater swordsman, but he broke every oath he ever swore so yeah, certainly not the greatest knight to ever live
>>218181124Back in the 90s George got an email from a fan saying his favorite character was a random Blackwood side character because he had a raven feather cloak. George said this suprised him, and referenced boba fett, how fans will latch onto a background character if they think they’re cool and that the fan inspired him to expand the Blackwood lore and importance
>>218181196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAMThe tonal whiplash of Medieval/fantasy flicks ending with period-inappropriate music is funny as fuck
>>218181196HBO and their writers don't understand it. They genuinely believe it's just about shocking deaths, cocks and saying fuck every other word. Compare Martin's dialogue to an HBO writer's, Martin is well-written, snappy and poetic, while HBO just says cock, fuck and cunt ad nauseum.
>>218178654It's unclear to me, is he happy about Raymun? Does he think paternity fraud is good and empowering or something?
>>218181196every asoiaf director thinks they're better than grrm (peak) and every one of them is wrong. Ira probably thinks non-linearity is too hard for tv audiences so the next season will be in Dorne rather than covering the second novella, which means it'll immediately be garbage because there will be no source material beyond outlines from a senile grrm
>>218181212Lmao, nobody latched onto Blackwood. That's fucking funny. Bronn would conform more to that were he written to be more laconic rather than gladly verbally sparring with Tyrion
>>218181227Didn't Ira direct the first Hotd episode? That's why there's a naked ass that farts at the camera.
>>218181226Think it's shitty of the whore but sees Raymun believes and is happy so doesn't rock the boat...
>>218181226leftists don't believe in genetics or biology in general so yes he thinks it's fine and that raymun should man up and take responsibility for someone else's child. after all, everyone is a blank slate so if raymun raises him as his child, he is.
>>218181154The Harrenhal plot was all over the place so I'm not surprised you hardly remember it. One moment Daemon can't get the riverlords to follow him whatsoever, Lord Tully shows up takes actual control and says they only follow Rhaenyra. Then later the plot acts like Daemon has personal control of this army, Rhaenyra shows up and Daemon says they're all sworn to him and not a moment to soon like there was a risk. None of it makes sense.
>>218180742>the little man smelled like a privygeorge you rascal
>>218181236Bronn is a tad OOC for a commoner sellsword now that you mention it
>>218181258pic didnt attach
>>218181241Ira as in Ira Behr from DS9?
>>218180986And my Elden ring aswell?
>>218180986What's up with that fucking country?
>>218179652There is chance she isn't pregnant, but will do her best to become so in the near future to secure the match.
>>218179652>How does a woman know that she is pregnant within 3-4 days?She gets a train ran on her by the entire flower of Westerosi chivalry.
>>218180986>oi where's your incest loicense
>>218180986>could it be that the rise of incest is tied to the millions of pakis, indians, etc etc who practice sibling and cousin marriage on the regular?>nah, it must be the brazzers "I'm stuck stepbro..." porn videos, ban thoseThey must be taking the piss
>>218181037>delete my xev bellringer collection
>>218181392In Sweden you can marry your half-siblings, but only if you obtain an incest license from the goveernment.Just thought you ought to know.
>>218181212Based Tytos.
>>218179303NopeThey are a small guard, their size makes them a little elite group. They do not need squires because they are tools of the king, their whole point is being a small guard to command around as a surplus of prestigious elite security alongside the actual retinues of sizeable guards like sworn knights and men at arms. Their duties is only to the crown, they can't even expand in ranks, and must remain to that number. And they only recruit knights, so one of the main points of squires (being trained/educated by an experienced knight for gain such rank) its lost.
>>218180517Bloodraven has about 80 IQ points on Euron.
