Oak and iron, guard me well, or else I'm dead, and doomed to hell editionPrevious >>218183849
first for house brackwood
it's over
no Blackfyre scum allowed in this thread
>>218188618>without you i'm a silhouette
>>218188623theyre both done. his attorney will release them staggered and posthumously after his death. he gave his notes to D&D for GoT. thats the ending. he made this decision after all the season 8 bitching. he's way way too cocky about it and trolls people about it constantly, but i dont believe his plan is to shit on his legacy in his twilight. he's just sick of people's nagging and i dont blame him
>>218188640Isn’t the whole point that they hated each other before the Dance and were looking for an excuse to fuck each other up?
>>218188638THEWHOREISPREGNANT
>>218188668Their families, certainly, but these two might have grown up playing together before the rivalry wrecked everything.
>>218188618
HE BORE THE WHORE
sex with baelor
>>218188623Gurrm is going to be pushing out new Dunk and Egg novelas now due to the popularity of the show.No WoW, much less ADoS.
>>218187457Anon I explicitly said the third Blackfyre Rebellion not the fourth, you drank too much Red's Fossoway Cider™
>>218188704THE SWORD IS PREGNANT
why were you guys saying the sworn sword was bad? I really enjoyed the small stakes and the sexy redhead. Felt a bit like a fairy tale.
Does Egg reproduce?
>>2181887425 kids I think
>>218188741Its the best on IMO i was really disappointed in the third one
>>218188741Its ok if you enjoy it but it's the weakest dunc and egg book
>>218188701>>218188618
So how old is the Ashford OC girl in the show supposed to be?
>>218188771oc? i thought she just doesn't speak on the books
Cute and canon!
>>218188771Old enough.
>>218188741It's divisive because it's very different from the other 2 but most people like it.
>>218188770hideous, looks like that shitty hades game
>>218188805they look nothing alike, get your eyes checked
any good youtube reactions to the finale?
Describe hotd seasons 1 & 2 in two words, I'll go first: just wait.
Maekar's blow against his brother wasn't on accidentthe Blackfyres were put down in the slaughter at Redgrass, in which nearly all of the work was done by Maekar's troops and then by Bloodraven's archers. Baelor swooped in and harvested all the glory after the main event was pretty much donebeing the more charismatic guy Baelor proceeded to reap all the rewards, Maekar being an irritable sulking autist got none. his frustration over being ignored piled up until it powered a particularly strong mace swing
>>218188839you like tumblr art
>>218188638No evidence, at most some lip service.
>>218188853woman moment
>>218188847What would be the point? The finale is a pretty calm ending so it's not like there would be anything big to react to.
>>218188668Romeo and Bromeo, but then the war happens and Lord Willem Blackwood already declared for Rhaenyra when he had killed Bromeo's uncle 15 years earlier. Maybe Bromeo liked that uncle the most, and his other uncle Lord Amos just knighted him. So here comes Romeo having to defend his house and seeing his Bromeo already surpass him in rank. Gotta put up the brave face, can't look weak in front of everyone. If Bromeo can just leave, then maybe this war can go on and end, and the two can secretly meet again as knights without the baggage of the feud. But out comes that sword...>>218188742Martin only hard confirms Brienne as a descendant. It's PLAUSIBLE that Hodor is another descendant. Anything else is grasping at strings.>>218188771Every culture IRL has a coming-of-age celebration for teenagers. Pick a number, there's only so many teen numbers to pick from. Ask yourself what age your daughter gets to be that you take out two mortgages and a loan shark to invite her favorite pop star to sing at the party.BTW, I originally thought Lord Ashford was picking up the nut because it was a nut worth saving. On rewatch I realized that Aerion signaled the lord to pick it up because Dunk was still being spoken to about the trial.
The baratheon ninja shit was a fake leak rightThere is no way its real right
>>218188853didn’t watch
>>218188853s1: women womens2: women women
>>218188853Inconsistent quality
>>218188897It's most likely real, the brs always have real leaks.
Rewatching the entire season back-to-back. Fossobro is really the greatest character.
>>218188853book's better
What's fascinating about the Andal migration is it wasn't just about military tech and conquest but everything Andal was obviously just better and more attractive compared to whatever the rock banging first men called culture. There wasn't a forced conversion or merging in many places, Gardener Kings invited the Andals in while Storm Kings beat them back 7 times but then decided their culture is better anyway. Even the norf adopted andal language if nothing else. Andal cultural impact is undeniable, Westeros is a Andal world. The targshits quickly bent to Andal ways while kicking and screaming about exceptionalism.
I have not watched Game of ThronesI will not watch House of the DragonI have watched Dunk and Egg and that is all.I do not want gay plotting where everyone is a cunt and sucks, I liked the story about a loveable lunk of a man doing what's right.
>>218188862>tumblr hasn't been relevant in a decade, boomer
>>218188853diarrhea farts
>>218188939He helped Dunk in the trial by trampling Aerion twice, and even looks back to check on him the first time and takes a lance for it. Find a guy willing to do that to make sure you're okay mid battle. Granted, like Lyonel said, 6 guys fought and bled for him that day, and 3 paid the ultimate price. I appreciate that dunk treated literally who side characters who died a lot better than hotd did.
>>218188975so dont post tumblr art
>>218188770what's with the heterochromia some people are giving baelor and valarr?
>Aaaagh
>>218189013He also watched Dunk's horses when he got arrested and kept inviting him for food and cider.
>>218188853kill t*rgs
>>218188953
>>218188638
>>218188853mouth herpes
Remember when he kills Beesbury at the small council and the other Kingsguard draws his sword? What ever happened to that guy?
>>218189028Doesn't Show Valarr have heterochromia too?
>>218189049Yeah but unlike Superman, Duncan is actually a good person to look towards for inspiration.
>>218189060He was probably executed for not being a traitorous cunt
>>218188638keeek
>>218189060lol what a silly death
>>218189077He was killed for saying six seven.
>>218189049blessed image>>218189070fag
>>218189060looks so retarded
>>218188853..
>>218189020I'm not sure why you're crying, none of it is from tumblr
>>218188625
>>218189066>>218189028Valarr’s actor has heterochromia. Baelor’s actor is wearing a coloured contact in the show to make it a canonical familial trait.
>>218189070superman is the only good superhero
>>218188770Praise the Seven these visible dornish mutts never made it on the throne.
why was this so fucking short? I didn't even know that was the finale. are they continuing this for 10 seasons or is this just a short series?
>>218189066Yeah cause the actual actor does iirc. I didn't even know that one ginger guy Dunk goes to first to vouch for him is actually a cripple.
All American superheroes are just angsty edgelords since like the 80’s they’re all cringe
>akotk in january>hotd in june>winds of winter in decemberWe're eating goof this 2026 asoiaf bros...
>>218189060Ser Harrold Westerling, the (then) Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. I kind of assumed he would join Rhaenyra like Barristan Selmy joined Daenerys.But he just never shows up again.
>>218189140It was developed for Quibi but they had to reposition
>>218189140right now we have 3 seasonsfat fuck said he is working on 9 fucking dunc and egg books but thats a liemight get oc shit
>>2181891402 more seasons basically guaranteed. After that is mostly up to GRRM writing more stories for them. Which means 3 season only show.
>>218189060Criston goes from stressed with the seedy dealings of the court honorable dude who wants to elope to discount retarded rage monster. Guy kills 2 people in court and gets away with it. He should've been sent to the wall after the 1st time.
I really like the duality in here
>>218189066so Valarr's actor has actual heterochromia IRL, and they just gave it to Baelor to show familiar connection, I didn't even notice it to be honest, I'm blind as shit so it's my fault>>218189119yeah, I wish they gave him his comic haircut with the blonde streak, but they could keep him a redhead since the dondarrions are canonically redheads
>>218189140this of it as a mini series that will have multiple seasons, based on really short books
>>218189114you’ve got tumblr taste. I’m simply pointing it out
>invade Westeros to unify it against the Others >fail to expand the Nights Watch>fail to tell anybody about the impending danger >fail to unify Westeros what did aegon mean by this?
>>218189099>>218189121Superman is an invincible bitch and his entire character is browbeating people into living how he wants them to while preaching about "freedom" like a two-faced cunt. Duncan meanwhile is a man just like anyone else in the world but is willing to put himself through immeasurable pain to help people he's sworn himself to protect.
>>218189183Didnt notice Lyonel there before.
>>218188892Egg not dunc
Why was Lyonel given such a shitty maester?
>>218189191>>218189176are they going to do seasons on different knights or continue this story? because it's a solid story but only 6 episodes isn't enough to tell it ffs>>218189168I hope they do, I like where it's going.
>>218189183i kind of respect the show for having a character as big as lyonel just in the background not interacting with our center characters, makes the world feel real, you would never see a character like ned, tyrion, or jaime just doing their own thing as if they aren't some character in a show, makes the world feel real for some reason
>>218189198>Superman is an invincibleLmao and Dunk isnt? Did you not watch episode 5?
>>218188770>>218188721>tumblr artstyle
>>218189227different characters every season except for dunk and egg
A true knight always finishes a story, Geor- uhh I mean Dunk.
>>218189224Maybe he was great at astronomy or something.
>>218189183Kek poor Dunk. That painful feeling where you know your best mate is making a huge mistake but dare not say anything.
>>218189235dunk got his ass kicked
>>218189227Dunk&Egg are the main characters. But they travel to different kingdoms each story so supporting cast changes. We might see s1 cast again in s3 or later but they wont appear in s2.
>>218186518For any clueless virgins, this is a pregnant woman, not a fatty.
>>218189013The guy is nuts. He was one of the last to dehorse, and one of the few standing.
>>218189229you can also see maekar and a few of the others at the beesbury funeral too, i think even one of the kingsguard perhaps the one who killed the man (maybe he had to bee there)
>>218189235Actual armor doing what it's meant to do and still nearly dying versus being literally invulnerable to 99% of everything on the planet.
>>218189279>>218189250good I can see that. I didn't know whether they would change knights every season to make each a short story of its own. I honestly didn't watch it until this weekend, got caught up, and didn't realize it was so short lol. But it's solid, I like it.
>>218188623GRRM is no knight
>>218189282No wonder the whore faked a pregnancy to get her hands on him.
>>218189273So does Supes in every story. He also gets back up and does the right thing. They are basically the same character. Dunk needs a feisty love interest like Lois tho.
>>218189227It's like classic adventure serials where the main cahracter(s) have a new adventure in a different town every book/season.
>>218189198Tell me you didn't read any Superman comics without telling me.You are the type who thinks Kirk was a womenizer hothead bc you don't watch TOS
>they call me the silent storm, and i am of the fury.
>>218188607Okay...Just finished...Uhhhh, how is that legal? They directly stole the plot of the Witcher. Egg=Ciri. Even has white hair wtf...
>>218189326I think she was pregnant, just not with his baby.
>>218189327That comes in Book 4 when he explains to Egg the wonders of pederasty.
>>218189363There wasn’t a Gwent card to be seen.
>>218189345>Tell me you didn't read any Superman comics without telling me.He does exactly what I described during the Elites comic where he has zero actual rebuttal to killing evil psychopaths and just beats them up until they do what he wants and says some surface level moral bullshit that means nothing if you look further into it. He's a dumb cunt alien that is nothing like Dunk.
>>218189327>Dunk needs a feisty love interest like Lois tho.It's gonna be Rohanne. She is gonna fuck him every time they meet. Maybe the future Lannisters are all secretly Dunk descendants.
>>218189193It's a buzzword that has come to cover such a wide array of art styles that it's been rendered virtually meaningless.
>>218189366>I think she was pregnant,Anon she's a prostitute and she's not a fucking idiot seeing how she's capable of dressing and cleaning wounds, they have ways of making sure they don't get knocked up and it's more probable she just went for the easy excuse to snatch up Raymund and will just get herself knocked up when they leave.
>>218189363>They directly stole the plot of the WitcherNah no way>checks release dates of the booksGRRMbros...
>>218189152>winds of winter in decemberYes and Baelor’s just napping
>>218189268mistake?
>>218188897I've seen "baratheon ninja" mentioned a few times here, but without any context. What is this about?
>>218189363Idk much about book Witcher but how is Egg=Ciri? And pls dont insult Dunk by comparing him to a cuck like Geralt.
Dunk is a zombie constantly rising from the dead once per book and im tired of pretending he isnt
>>218189465>Yes and Baelor’s just nappingBaelor warged into Sweetfoot and spent the rest of his days snacking on green Fossoway apples.
>>218189363you may be just trying to be funny but this is unironically the iq level of the average person i nthe world
>>218189504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2YP4A7RAeI
Come to think of it Dunk and Egg get pretty outraged at Eustace’s past considering that Dunk is probably a minor celebrity for getting the beloved prince of the realm killed (and Beesbury)
>>218189504Zombies can't reproduce though
>>218189504Dunk is the Seven's Messiah so he is immortal
>>218189489An actor was hired to play an oc baratheon character who was described as an "assassin"
>>218188885I just want to jerk off bro
>>218189542He's the kind of character they sing an unflattering song about
>>218189571what the fuck bro
>>218189554Maybe he’s in the greensuit for a shadow baby. We could use a sixth childbirth scene
Zamn the Children of the Forest looked like this?
>>218189049>"Stop raping, ser!"
>>218189366She was lying. The leimotiff of the story is people lying. She actually like Raymun but at the same time sees him as a ticket to a better life. So she fakes a pregnancy to tie him down (literally the same thing which happens to Robb Stark) knowing full well she's get pregnant for real within a few weeks of constant banging.
Were Beesbury and the broken leg guy bros? Is that why he joined in or was he just based
>>218189542>minor celebrityHe fought and won in the first Trial by Seven in a century and defeated a Prince in hand-to-hand combat. He's not "somewhat" known. He's notorious.
>>218189709*infamous
>>218189258>>218189322Perfect, perfect casting.
Sir Arlan's biography hitting stores
>>218189727No, that would be Maekar, the literal kinslayer.
>>218189366>I think she was pregnant, just not with his baby.that is the obvious implication everyone with more than 2 braincells to rub together reached, but there's heaps of people in incredible denial about it because they don't like the idea of such a bro character getting done so dirty by the writers
>>218189224It's like me in ck3agot that I kept getting shitty maestars I started wars just to get better ones.Even more retarded when I took Old Town and they kept sending me shit ones.
>>218188853fan fiction
>>218189745In reality men who are extremely endowed start having erective dysfunction much earlier in life, and have bigger problems maintaining an erection. Not to mention the whole "most women will find the sex painful and uncomfortable."
>>218189667>not a bad looker>shows himself to be utterly loyal to the point of risking his life for you if he's on your side>has plans for an actual life outside of being a knight and settling down>obviously not the judging type Jokes aside she's be an idiot NOT to lie and tie him down. Considering his cider business actually does pretty good later on I'd say she made a good choice.
>>218189763Yes, and Duncan was knighted, Egg is a stable boy, Lyonel is straight, and Aerion is a real dragon. Because they said so.
>>218189780Oh fuck is this true haha?
>>218189780yes, this is why I love my small penismi two incher is better than a big one anyday
>If Aerion wasn't such a utter and complete cunt the generation of Targs in akotsk might have actually been the ones to turn around the Targ curse of being completely and utterly mad baby killing monstersSeriously understated how ONE guy fucked it up for all of them.
>>218189780>most women will find the sex painful and uncomfortableThat's dicklet cope
>>218189807Red's lie was the part where she pretended not to know Duncan, the part where she pretends she wasn't a whore 5 minutes ago. The pregnancy is real. What do you think she and Dondarrion did the first few episodes, play scrabble?
>>218189807Her getting accidentally pregnant and then grabbing the first available sucker to marry, seems pretty in line with standard whore behavior
>>218189466
>>218189815>Old people have problems circulating blood>Penises need blood to become hardWhat do you think, anon?
You now remember that this show had an entire folk song about a woman with 3 fingers who sticks her hand up men's asses to give them sexual pleasure, and the main characters had an entire conversation attempting to draw philosophical virtue from her story.
>>218189049CAUSE IM A HEDGE KNIGHT YES I AM
>>218189823Baelor and his line would’ve been wiped out in the Spring Sickness. The only thing that changes is if Aerion fathered the line which produced Young Griff or Varys.
>>218189783>Considering his cider business actually does pretty good later on I'd say she made a good choice.The guy starts a new House and by the time of GoT they're already lords, so he did a lot correctly.>>218189818>>218189833No, it's why there's such a thing as an "average.">>218189839She's the female version of Duncan - lies about her name, lies about her social status, and lies about her goals.>>218189853Moon tea exists in the setting.
>>218189839>>218189807Yes, she's pregnant from another guy, not Raymund. She's not Lady RowanShe's a lying whore.
>>218189879>Moon tea exists in the setting.It's pretty dangerous and need to be administered by someone who knows what they are doing.Real life whores also end up pregnant sometimes and choose go keep the baby, it's not that unusual.
>>218189886She’s Lady Rowan because she married Raymund she’s not lying about that. Her first name is Rowan. She wasn’t “Red Rowan”
>Red, a woman in a middle ages setting, knows she's pregnant with Dondarrion's child but is lying that it's Raymuns childthis is fucking retarded. she doesn't know if she's pregnant or not, she just told raymun she is because how the fuck would he know any better.
>>218189879>average6 inches?
>>218189284You actually see both of them at the funeral, Crakehall and Donnel.
>>218189879>Moon tea exists in the setting.A guy from a rich family who doesn't understand how pregnancy works is better for her purposes than moon tea
>>218189763i saw a lot of people on reddit just repeating that apparently the showrunners confirmed she's not pregnant and posting a link to an interview where it's supposedly said, but it's not said at all, they just talk about raymun being naive as hell.there's really some intense cope going on that people are willing to lie about what a showrunner said, it's weirdmeanwhile nearly every youtube reactor i've seen just instantly clocked that he's gonna raise a bastard without being aware of it, i cannot believe youtube reactors are the more intelligent side here
>>218189697Hardyng wanted payback, but I don't think Beesbury gave a reason. The Targs have many enemies, so his reasons could be as good as any. Is there a recurring joke where a Beesbury dies in each of the series?
>>218189910It was dangerous in 1996 since then George has trivialized it to basically being like a morning after pill
>>218189868Gosh haha, I'm in SO MUCH trouble, anyway, ladies my number is....
>>218189896The Ragebait Storm
>>218189910>It's pretty dangerous and need to be administered by someone who knows what they are doing.I don't know where people get this from. No, it isn't. It's made by commonfolk and fucking hedge witches. It's produced and used by fucking WILDLINGS beyond the Wall.
How fast would Lyonel have thrown a daughter to seduce Dunk if he had one available?
>>218189397He has a 90 year run. There will be comics where he acts out of character, it's inevatible
Red is also a prostitute she probably chugs that moon tea every fucking morning. I doubt she would just not do it and use the Dondarrion guy's sperm to have a baby with 9 months later just to trick Raymun when she can just actually fuck him and have his actual baby. There's literally no reason for her to do a more sophisticated lie than just say she's pregnant after 1 night of fucking Raymun by just making up some bullshit like "us women can feel it"
>>218189967Probably retconned when GRRM read back how stupid Robert not realizing Cersei was jerking him off onto her stomach for fifteen years
>>218189268>best friend risks life for yours>still dont tell him the obvious truthDunk is no true friend, well done writers, your silly little gag diminishes your shows characters
Lyonel kicking Maekar
>>218189967To be the devils advocate here: commonfolk and wildlings producing and consuming the stuff does not mean it's actually safe. They can be backwards, stupid , ignorant or deaperate.
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>>218189896>>218189958Baratheons loathe the sister fuckers, please understand.
>>218190022TARGFUCKINGSHITRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>218190059I don't think there's actually any reference to common folk producing it. Wildling woods witches are still not exactly "laymen" when it comes to medical shit, they deal with such things constantly.It's also a very taboo / shameful thing in the south since the faith of the seven strictly prohibits it.
>>218189986Never. He might like Dunk but an heir to a great house and lord paramount isn't going to let his kids marry a hedge knight. It would be a scandal.
>>218189879>Moon tea exists in the setting.I call it Plan T.
>>218189921>>218190022is there a way someone can edit all the cut fighting scenes back into the episode? i've seen so many of these clips on the tl
Baelor surviving the trial would actually be a bit kino. Both his sons would get killed in the Sprint Sickness so his heir would be Aerys. Aerys is a volcel so it would be Rhaegel. If his wife dies does he remarry?
>>218189967Lysa Tully almost died from it. And the ingredients are poisonous, especially in high doses and with continued intake.
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>>218190022>a targ crawling away from a baratheonclassic
>>218190155shut up nerd
>>218190169Christ.
>>218189937He's his brother in law
>>218190155Keep pondering and tell us more, nerd.
>>218190169Would step up and be her stepdaddy
>>218190153those scenes were cut, anon. they're about as canon as failed takes or moments when actors forgot the script
>>218190169Raymun won.
>>218190155you're the best nerd
>>218190022kek
>>218190196Makes sense. Thank you, anon.
>>218190201but more knights in armor fighting is cool
>>218190175>>218190199>>218190213Fuck you
>>218189937>Beesbury dies in each of the series?every conflict
>>218190253:(
>>218190116>I don't think there's actually any reference to common folk producing it.>"If Ygritte does not want a child, she will go to some woods witch and drink a cup o' moon tea. You do not come into it, once the seed is planted."
>>218189055The lack of a padded cap under the chain mail annoys my autism, but the costume and armor design has been generally good.
>>218188638>HAHAHA I'M A HOLLYWOOD SUBVERSIVE JEW AND PATERNITY TRAPS ARE SO WOKE AND HECKIN' WHOLESOME, RAISE YOUR WIFE'S SON NOW
>>218190306Read my whole post next time retard.
>>218190273why would you not use the moment with the hound saying he's no knight when fighting brienne kek
>>218190259Truly the Lt. Dan of the houses.
>>218190318Looks like the chain mail is attached on top of some fabric
>>218190168>Lysa Tully almost died from it.Because her pregnancy was advanced.>And the ingredients are poisonous, especially in high doses and with continued intake.In real life, yes. But GRRM outright said there's supposed to be a "sprinkle of magic" in the Westeros version, which is why it's so commonly used.
>>218190169would put many bastard childs in
>>218190222np>Ser Humfrey participated in the tourney at Ashford Meadow in 209 AC where he jousted against Ser Humfrey Hardyng. They broke twelve lances in what was considered the best fought battle of the day, which the smallfolk soon began calling "the Battle of Humfrey". Humfrey Hardyng won the struggle and remained in the competition as a champion.[1]>The two Humfreys joined the side of Ser Duncan the Tall in the trial of seven. Humfrey Beesbury was slain by Ser Donnel of Duskendale of the Kingsguard in the first pass.[1]>Three years after the events at Ashford Meadow, Duncan remained troubled by what happened there and the deaths of both Humfreys and Prince Baelor Targaryen.
>>218190319It was played for laughs, look at Dunk's astounded faceRaymun is the butt of the joke
>>218190356Pycelle allegedly makes it for Margaery multiple times, even if he’s lying its apparently believable for someone to take it multiple to times.
>>218189619Bran and Leaf need to fuck so they can create the most powerful psychic in ASOIAF
>>218190362>Ser Humfrey was tourney knight of renown. He won a great melee at Maidenpool in 208 AC, and overthrew Ser Donnel of Duskendale and Lords Arryn and Royce in the lists.[3]>In 209 AC, Ser Humfrey participated in the tourney at Ashford Meadow, beginning the tourney as one of the five champions of the fair maid. In the first tilt, he was challenged by Lord Medgar Tully, who Humphrey knocked from the saddle on the second lance, finally defeating him with sword afoot. Next, he was challenged by Ser Joseth Mallister, who had to be carried from the field unconscious. He also faced his brother by marriage, Ser Humfrey Beesbury, in the lists on the first day. They broke a dozen lances apiece in an epic struggle the smallfolk soon began calling "the Battle of Humfrey." He won against his brother by marriage as well, and in total defeated fourteen formidable knights on the first day.[3]>In the final tilt of the first day, he was challenged by Prince Aerion Targaryen. During the first course, Prince Aerion's lance impaled his horse just above the armor that protected his breastbone, and exploded out of the back of his neck in a gout of bright blood. Ser Humfrey tried to leap free, but a foot caught in a stirrup and they heard his shriek as his leg was crushed between the splintered fence and falling horse. Lord Ashford declared Ser Humfrey the victor and awarded him Prince Aerion’s courser. >Nevertheless, Humfrey was not able to continue as champion, as his leg was broken in two places. Prince Baelor Targaryen sent his own maester to tend him.[3]>Ser Humfrey joined the side of Ser Duncan the Tall in the trial of seven, wanting to get his revenge on Aerion, one of Duncan's accusers. He was seriously wounded in the trial and died of his wounds later.
>>218190253Sorry, anon...
>>218189896
>>218190409The whole trial was a proper fucking scrap.
>>218190337because Tolkien finished his story
>>218189853>>218189879>>218190148>hates incestuous aliens>marries a woman who drinks tea from the moonRaymun can't catch a break from outer space.
>>218190460The lone bee dies, but the swarm survives
>>218190434fair point
>Maekar saw Dunk hesitate. “What is it you’re afraid to tell me? Say what you will, ser.”>“Daeron never slept in a ditch, I’ll wager,” Dunk said, very quietly, “and all the beef that Aerion ever ate was thick and rare and bloody, like as not.”>Maekar Targaryen, Prince of Summerhall, regarded Dunk of Flea Bottom for a long time, his jaw working silently beneath his silvery beard. Finally he turned and walked away, never speaking a word.Dunk heard him riding off with his men. When they were gone, there was no sound but the faint thrum of the dragonfly’s wings as it skimmed across the water.>The boy came the next morning, just as the sun was coming up. He wore old boots, brown breeches, a brown wool tunic, and an old traveler’s cloak. “My lord father says I am to serve you.”This would have been better and it was pretty easily to adapt word for word into television form. Dunk's words and Maekar quietly seething because he's unable to deny the truth would've been total kino. Shame the show replaced that part and Maekar's decision just for some melodrama, it hurts the story.
>>218190169More like DONDARRIONED
>>218190460bzz
>>218190460oh well at least the guy who caused the duel (Baelor) also died.
>>218190483you could tell in the performance Maekar knows Dunk is speaking the truth, i feel like they just want to have an open door for Maekar's actor show up again
>>218190532>i feel like they just want to have an open door for Maekar's actor show up againthe guy already confirmed he wasnt invited back for s2
Who has a bee themed coffin just laying around with them at all times?
>>218190548I like Maekar but i'm glad showrunners arent caving into fan demands.
>>218190548>the guy already confirmed he wasnt invited back for s2yeah but they still probably want an open door for future stories, i'm not a fan of the change, some anon posted images of him missinghis ring in the final scene, i'm just rying to understand why he would do this change, it's not the same level as cutting the truth about Tyrion's wife at the end of season 4 but it bothers me and i want to know why the change
>>218190460I feel for bee man the most. He's wasn't in the trial for any great cause or for fame but because his bro-in-law was simply caught up in some trouble and needed back-up. I'd probably do the same.
>>218190589When a Beesbury dies all the bees from the nearby area fly over and make a hive around the body overnight
>>218190589Beesbury of course. Jousting tournaments are not supposed to be lethal, but it's understood by everyone accidents happen or tempers flare. It's a blood sport like any other. If you're lucky you get to see a knight die from a hard fall, or a melee turns lethal.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771972051533719.mp4zased..
>>218190641they both dieded
>>218188885some people get off on seeing others cry
>>218190641It's crazy to me how I feel much more for the short-lived side characters in dunk vs house of the dragon.
>>218190641yeah it's not like the trial was made extremely dangerous for no fucking reason by one side getting to use war lances.
BENEATH THE HONEYTHE BITTER STING
>>218190589Ashford is actually pretty close to Honeyholt, family could've just brought it there since it's been a few days since the trial.
>>218189013it makes sense though, Dunk is just a normal guy, not a lordling who expects others to make the sacrifice for him. They were also putting their lives on the line for justice in principle, in reality they all had various personal motivation rather than to amass power.
It'd be cool if every house had magic powers related to their namesBeesburies with bee telepathy... imagine...
>>218190783bro that is actually quite far
>>218190802anon..i
>>218190783That's like 300 miles or something retarded on Martin's scale. Not a massive amount but still days of travel.
>>218190148Kek
>>218190824The Vale is fucking far and Hardying made the trip for the tourney
>>218190826nooo... it can't be!
>>218190589Beesbury, obviously. That's the whole thing. What you think a bee knight is going somewhere not expecting to die for his monarch? It's also a hive, that's a supply of honey for the journey.>>218190802There's a bear house, they turn into bears. Very bad for House Beesbury.There's a House Peasbury, imagine what they can do.Dunk never gets to meet a knight from House Rapelyn, thankfully.
>>218190870beehold
the prince that was promised comes from Maekar's line, sorry Baelor Brainsplatter it's time to go
Wtf is this artstyle on OP? Looks so fucking gay
>when a beesbury dies>vulture bees make a hive out of their corpse and the new nive is sent to honeyholt, ancestors become ancient ginat beehivesthat's way cooler than some dusty crypt
>>218190791Most of their personal reasons can be reduced to: fuck the Targaryens. Except Baelor's, whose: I'm sick of my chud nephew's shit.
>>218190761>wtf people on the other team are trying to kill me in this duel to the death? that's not fair
*Beach episode in Dorne*>Ser we're running out of water!>No problem boy, Ser Arlan used to say piss is gold!
>>218190931How did Bloodraven even conclude that, is it because the Daynes are magic?
>>218190982fuck, I can think of a few people in my life I'd happily put myself at risk for a chance to put some dirt in their eye in a way that doesn't get back at me
>>218189152>winds of winter in decemberevery year I somehow start hoping for a december release, even though I haven't re-read the books since the last one came out
the start of every episode will have a slightly smug Maekar chuckling as he gets close to finally catching Dunk and Egg, only for him to be days too latess this
>>218189152We’ll get two dunk and egg books and fire and blood 2 before winds
>>218189152>hotdoodoo fanficWattpad is the other way anon
>>218191236if nothing else HOTD will be good for some laughs and memes to keep us going
>>218189504>>218189553>dunk was azor ahai>the prophesied hero came and went before the story even began>long night was probably an analogy for the decline of house targaryen and westeros as a result>mfw
>>218191226More like he sends Bloodraven to catch them but he always lets them get away cause he loves their shenanigans.
>>218189833having a slighty bigger cock is for sure better, having a huge donkey cock is not.
>>218190679There is the only dragon im willing to bend my knee for
is Dunk still a jobber by the end of the third novella? seems like he always gets fucked when a fight requires finesse and skill but manages to pull it back when brute strength kicks in
>>218191287>meanwhile women are shoving 20 inch bad dragon dildos up their assagain, dicklet cope
>>218190679
>>218189619>tumblr nose and lipsyeuck no wonder they got wiped out lol
>>218190679>>218191351im a giant lore fag for the main series but i know literally nothing about the blackfyre rebellion
>>218191345>womenpornstars anon, I've never met a girl with a dragon dildo irl
>>218191351>all red armor>long white hairi never realized how good this looks
>>218191281>I have half a mind to take you to King's Langing and you at court as my....guest.What the fuck did he mean by this exactly?
>>218191383>I've never met a girlI'm sure you haven't
>>218191351Fuck this actually looks kino.
>>218191418kek classic projection. Call me a tranny next so I know who I'm wasting my time on.
>>218191351Daemon II looking zesty, he's looking moist.He has friends in Braavos.He is a refugee from Old Ghis.He indulges in the Dornish vice.He's a friend of Laenor.
>>218191374>targ fanfiction>reality
Who will play him?
>>218191351the combo of the white hair and red armor speaks to me
>>218191315He's still terrible at jousting in the third novella
>>218191315The third novella is actually the first time Dunk wins a proper sword fight, as opposed to turning it into a Flea Bottom wrestling match. He does win thanks to his strength and size though, obviously.
>>218191351perfect but he's too short to be Daemon I
>>218189366she was NOT PREGNANT, not yet. how come you guys still don't understand that?
>>218191381>Fat king Aegon IV, whores around more than BobbyB>tons of bastards>Has legitimate son Daeron>fucking nerd, cant even swing a sword>has a bastard named Daemon>total tall chad>warrior like no other, Aegon the conqueror come again>King bestows Daemon with the conquerors sword Blackfyre>Daemon takes its name for himself>Other lords and bittersteel in particular tell him he's the one who's meant to be king>but not legitimate>the fat king on his deathbed makes all his bastards legally Legitimate>Rebellion starts to put Daemon on the throne>Fights like a monster>In the middle of the battle, He and Gwayne Corbray of the kingsguard fight each other>Both wielding a valyrian steel sword>blackfyre against lady forlorn>each clash can be heard for miles around>Daemon wins, but wants to honor his opponent by tryng to remove him from the battlefield>Bloodravens riverlander coward genes kick in and he showers both Daemon, his sons and Gwayne Corbray with magic arrows>bittersteel picks up blackfyre and duels bloodraven taking his eye>escapes and saves the sword to give it to the next blackfyre heir to take back the throne
>>218190022Durran's seed stand undefeated
>>218191498young griff has blackfyre? i must have forgotten that
>>218188623>77>fat as fuck>working and traveling all over the world eating and drinkingum yea
>>218191546Yes, from the female part of the family so not really but he is still a blackfyre shit
>>218189194he kinda just forgot about Aegon's dream
>>218191381it's kino anon
>>218191546its not confirmed, but Illyrio heavily hints towards him holding it to give it to FAegon later
>>218188623>40-60% chance of winds release>20-40% chance of dream release>50-50 chance of series being completedyou don't hate LLMs enough
>>218191546unconfirmed
>>218190022kek why lyonel?
>>218191381Ok so basically, what the other anon said, but Daeron was actually Aemon Dragonknight's bastard and not the legitimate heir
>>218190589That's the great thing about being a lord, you can just get commonfolk to do stuff and they're not allowed say no>You there, peasant, I need a queen bee, her associated bees and a beehive-themed coffin, you have two hours or I'll burn your home to ashesproblem solved
>>218190661Poor Alicent she tries so hard
>>218191593>its not confirmed, but Illyrio heavily hints towards him holding it to give it to FAegon laterThe only hint at all that Illyrio has it is from a chapter that got cut iirc, and it's a pretty light hint
>>218191498Daemon also seemed to have been a genuinely good guy, as seen in his chivalrous treatment towards Corbray and the implication that Bloodraven loved him. And it’s looking like the final straw that pushed Daemon to rebel was when Bloodraven tried to have him arrested in a preemptive strike.
>>218191622not true
>>218191604>>218191629Not him but we 100% know he is a fake dragonThe blackfyre part? Most likely correct but not confirmed.
>>218191583Bitterseethe should have chains on him from the time Bloodraven walked him all the way back to Kingslanding chained
>>218191630thats righthe was meant to be king
>>218191629>a gift for him, things griff must know....A sword''its a draft, but fuck it, its my headcanon
>>218191640It was revealed to me in a dragon dream
>>218191630>And it’s looking like the final straw that pushed Daemon to rebel was when Bloodraven tried to have him arrested in a preemptive strike.Nah the final straw was Ser Quentin the butthurt
>>218191680You are not the blood of the dragon
>>218191381Aegon IV was the biggest manwhore and lover of chaos in Westeros. He didn't like his wise bookish legitimate son Daeron but he really like Daemon Waters who seemed like pretty much the perfect Valyrian warlord. The king even bestowed the main Targ sword (Blackfyre) to the bastard and many believe this marked him as the heir. On the king's deathbed he pulled the ultimate troll move of legitimizing every single one of his bastards. Eventually it turned into a rebellion (with some loyalist bastards siding with Daeron's side, and some rebel bastards siding with Daemon). Daemon drew a lot of support not just because he was really cool but because they thought Daeron was a nerd. The death toll and battles were pretty serious and it culminated in the battle of Redgrass field where the loyalists slew Daemon and defeated the rebels. The loyalists were led by Maekar and Baelor (it's where they earned their nicknames the Hammer and the Anvil) as well as a sneaky bastard called Bloodraven who slew Daemon through means that were unconsidered underhanded.
>>218191599To be fair of all those scenarios, releasing dreams without winds should be the lowest
>>218190661Predict the Helaena/Rhaenyra scene in HOTD 3
>>218191351>>218191678i'm really fucking with this red armor, i might become a blackfyre bro if it looks good in the show
>>218191678isn't it refered to as "the sword"what else could it be? their goal is to make Aegon look as legitimate as possible
>>218191774I imagine Rhaenyra tries to be kind and is very interested in telling her she had nothing to do with the baby killing. Helaena says some gibberish that implicates Rhaenyra by implication. Rhaenyra’s face call. Then Helaena murmurs like four more prophecies before they’re interrupted with Rhaenyra never thinking about them again. We won’t get the Alicent/Helaena pimp out
>>218191546It's heavily foreshadowed that he is anything besides what he claims to be which is a Targaryen.Most people think he's a Blackfyre through the female lineSome think he's just some rando that has the right lookFew believe he's actual a Targaryen from a distant line like Aerion's or Saera's
hurry up and start a new thread, before i piss meself
>>218191351this is how the dracula armor should've looked like
>>218191851>He doesn’t know about the Brightfyre theory
people shit on Brynden for how he handled Red Grass but you fucks need to realize if not for him Daemon would've been king, meaning no Rhaegar, no Dany and her dragons, no Jon Snow
>>2181918511,2,3,4 and 5
Cuckraven had to dishonorably intervene because Baelor fell asleep and started snoring
>>218191896Oh no he would have stabilized the realm and kicked those Dorne niggers out.
>>218191896So the good ending?
>>218191906i really hope they get his helmet right, it's the one problem i have had with the armors in the show so far
>>218191774Based on the leaks, it takes place in the Dragonpit. So it's after the blacks take King's Landing.The leaks also say Dreamfyre is present. Probably Rhaenyra is thinking about how she can get more dragons on her team. Someone reminds her that Helaena has a dragon. She goes to visit and gently ask if Helaena might be willing to fly with her. Helaena just talks in riddles and prophecies leaving Rhaenyra perplexed.We won't see Dreamfyre again until the storming of the Dragonpit.
>>218191694Actually I am of pure valyrian dragonrider heritage
>>218191896>meaning no Rhaegar, no Dany and her dragons, no Jon Snowwe made a mistake
>>218191459I started to read the second novel today, this guy is such a fucking asshole, lmao
fat kings are the best
>>218191941im trying...
>nicknames the black dragon>wears all red dragon armorbravo fatman
>>218192014>Why didn't Aegon the 4th, the largest king, merely eat Aemon the Dragonknight?
>>218192014>I hereby canonize all fan theories, from Preston's fanfic to David Lightbringer's schizo spams, everything ever said about asoiaf shall henceforth be treated as canon written by me>*dies shitting himself*
>>218192014I'm fatter than Aegon IV; where's my crown and bastards?
>>218192032i really just want it to be a dragon style armet, nothing too fancy like in the comics or the hideous shit daemon targ wears in hotd
>bloodraven stole the egg from the wedding tournament>its probably the same egg euron used to pay jaqen>jaqen is going to steal a magic dragon book from the citadelanon was right, jaqen is aegon
>>218192060
the only winds gurm is releasing is a fart, the fat lazy fuck
>>218192038>Rebellion starts>Daeron gets a message>”Hey nerd, can our teams switch colors?”
>>218192081>implying Euron is even setting foot on land at the hightower
>>218192038the dragon on the red armor is black
>>218192105Euron already paid Jaqen for the kill and Jaqen is already inside the citadel as pate/the alchemist.
>>218192038this has been debunked
>>218191896>no DanyDaemon my king...
>>218192094>Hey nerd, it's me your baby bro
>>218188853fire and blood
>>218191896>realize if not for him Daemon would've been king, meaning no Rhaegar, no Dany and her dragons, no Jon Snowoh no, how horrible
bite me mommy
>>218191896>if not for him Daemon would've been king, meaning no Rhaegar, no Dany and her dragons, no Jon SnowDaemon probably would not have killed Baelor and Maekar if he won the rebellion, he tried to save Corbray's life so he would probably not want to kill two people he grew up with, Baelor probably didn't want to kill Daemon either, Bloodraven killed him cause of prophecy
>>218189114>tumblr artstyle doesnt exist because, I said so, okay!
>>218192161kino
>>218192186Baelor and Maekar probably would’ve died in the battle, and we have no idea why he saved Corbray, he could’ve been overcompensating
>>218192151god i fucking hate how show blackfyre looksthanks hotd
>>218191896those guys come from Maekars line. Daemon was too honorable to kill his own kin. Bet he wouldnt even inprison themDaemon was HIM
>>218192226>he could’ve been overcompensatingno he is right, daemon was a warrior not a king nor a strategist and he was trying to save a fellow warrior
>>218190449>tea from the moonretard
>>218192226>and we have no idea why he saved Corbrayt.bloodcravenDaemon was honoring a great warrior who fought bravely
>>218192231could be worse, could be show dawn
>>218192244>>218192253>>218192279just lol
>>218192302he was a faggot and most likely a horrible king
>>218191402ask lyonel
you realize Daemon's line was just as fucked as Maekar's right?blackfyre or targaryen it was always gonna fall, the one redeemable thing about blackfyre's is that they wanted westeros and house targaryen to become a martial house
>>218192281>David: Hmmm, how can we show to the audience that this guy was the greatest swordsman alive>Dan: Pauses his game of Halo 2 and smirks
>>218192281this was the worse thing the show ever did
>>218192315Are Blackfyres retarded?
>>218192368Honestly? Yes.
>>218192368No, but its another bracken v blackwoods situation with GRRMonce he's set on one side being his favorite, he'll pull absolute bullshit out of his ass to make them win
why did daemon bring his 12 year old heirs to a fight he couldn't win?
>>218192281why does the sword look so plain and cheap
>>218192407small independent production, please understand
>>218192281Why did they do thisNo like, really, why? What was the thought process?
>>218192368based retards
>>218192427Making a meme magic sword is not cheap.
>>218192281this makes Dark Sister and Blackfyre look like masterpieces lol
>>218192427>We need visual shorthand to tell our audience of “moms and football players” that Dayne is a master swordsman. >How do we do that?>TWO SWORDS BITCH
>>218192451just cgi it
>>218192281>218192281we really need that fucking remake
>>218192281THE FUCKING METAL OF THE BLADE HILT AND GUARD ALL LOOK LIKE ITS THE SAME MATERIAL/STEELAAAASSSSSSGHHGGHH
>>218192478>the sword is made from...STEEL?
>>218192393>to a fight he couldn't win?because Daemon was retarded but in his defensethey were literally winning the battle
>>218192469Why? That sword costed nothing.
>>218192500the blade is made from a meteor
Some men will say I never meant to finish The Winds of Winter.My editors know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers to the day I die.You will hear the whispers as well: George is old. Each time an HBO spin-off is announced or more Wild Cards are released, the spergs will say The Winds of Winter would have been better.But the fat man couldn't finish it.
>>218192451It was the most expensive show ever made at the time, I'm supposed to believe they couldn't make a greatsword prop with some frosted, translucent clear plastic for a blade?
>>218192515looks gay
>>218189465he needs his rest so he'll ready to go just in time for grrms new book!
>>218192368>>218192385I mean, the first rebellion had a lot of unfortunate accidents that fucked them over and on the other side there was a dark wizardNow, all the subsequent rebellions were just embarrassing, literally "what were they thinking" tier
>>218192427D&D sincerely fucking hated bookfags at this point for bitching at everything (rightfully) in their shitty production for several years, so I honestly believe it was a deliberate middle finger to anyone who knew enough to understand why it was wrong.
>>218192545They can but they are not going to waste money on irrelevant shit like a magic sword you're only going to see for 3 minutes. This is not hard to understand.>>218192546That's acceptable as long as its cheap.
>>218192532yeah, what material from the meteor?>>218192582cgi is cheap
>>218192582>They can but they are not going to waste money on irrelevant shit like a magic sword you're only going to see for 3 minutes. This is not hard to understand.I know you're shitposting but if the rest of the show was actually well done at this point and the sword was the only anomaly it would be a different conversation
>>218192281apologize
>>218192512true and they didn't have the tyrells or myrish
>>218192609I actually like Blackfyre
>>218192592>cgi is cheapNot as cheap as the sword they used.>>218192600Basic economics are not shitposting >the rest of the show was actually well done Not really.
MAKE THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>218192565>Now, all the subsequent rebellions were just embarrassing, literally "what were they thinking" tierI wonder how things could’ve gone without the Fiddler incident, the third rebellion, and the Aenys incident, if they only went for round two when Egg was crowned
>>218192592the metal of the blade is supposed to make it look different from all other swords in the setting, it's strikingly noticeably different and pale and gleaming
>>218192627>it's an anon can't read episodevery well then
>>218192565blackfyre rebellions are pretty irrelevant on the grand scheme of things but they are necessary foreshadowing for the last blackfyre larping as a targ
>>218192627>Not as cheap as the sword they usedand thats why it looks gay>>218192642its white, but its still steel.
>>218192609i wouldn't mind the show design if they put a ruby right in that little slot where the blade starts
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE ON THE WHOLE DAWN THING: If they actually went all out and made a super cool magic sword prop for that and showed it just in a 3 minute fight sequence it would really confuse the fuck out of normies why some random dude who only exists in a flashback has some magic meteor sword.
>>218192661>its white, but its still steel.it's still supposed to be something you look at and think "what kind of steel is that?"show dawn just looks like a sword with a sun crayola'd on
>>218192705yes, which is lame and gay
>>218192669wow you just fixed blackfyre great job anon, condal should hire you
>>218192739>>218192739>>218192739
>>218192722it's lame that an ancient magic sword made of space metal looks different than other steel swords?
>>218192756its lame that the sword in the show looks gay and bland
>>218192770oh, agreed
>>218192834<3
