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star trek sex with shran
>Lura Thok and Jett RenoDid I miss something? Who's Jett? When did Lura break up with Narbag Timtam?
>>218193740After Narbag dishonorably defeated Lura with a forbidden Tim Tam Slam
>>218193692Infinite sex in infinite positions.
Captain, you cannot run from your own bunghole!
>>218193781thanks you made me laugh because Shran would hate if you said this to him
>>218193766Why do Starfleet uniforms now look what chinks on ricer bikes wear
>>218193677Stupid leftoids hear “world without religion” and think it means “World without Judeo Christian religions”. Hence two different NuTrek shows having a hijabi character.
https://www.slashfilm.com/2106385/starfleet-academy-first-gay-klingon-support-star-trek-george-takei/
>Computer, chocolate cake, calorific safety parameters off
>>218193984You are half-correct
>brown>gay>retarded>femalefinite diversity in finite combinations
>>218194012i would only be interested in the gay nigger klingon if takei did not support it.
>>218194210The most oppressedest of the universe
It was this hazard
>character who appears in episodes about evicting colonists from the DMZ>name is Gul EvictJesus Christ, Tolkien, really?
>>218194387>Gul EvekExecute if to the letter
So how does this “photonic” species shit work? They’re *not* holograms like the Doctor? Does that mean they’re some sort of quantum-entangled, cohesive mass of photons?
>>218194413Wait, is that ugly nog meant to be one of those photonic lifeforms from the Captain Proton episode?
>>218194413think they were coming out of a hole in subspace or something, they only had cohesion on the holodeck in our universe?
>>218194413They're mirror photons entangled to the local vacuum
>>218194413she was supposed to be a regular alien but after seeing that freak show audition they decided to go full retard with it. theres only one possible explanation for how bad this is.
>>218193766>forbidden Tim Tam Slamfyi they sells these at walmart now so we know what you are talking about. we csn be in on the joke too
>>218194435You bring up another question - are they from some planet or a completely separate dimension? Does whatserface need a projector like the Doctor does?
>>218193594>>218193714That's not ESL, that's zoomer. He's saying that modern Star Trek is all about making money, but then again, all prior generations of Star Trek were too, and gleefully pandered to viewers any way they could.
>>218194542well i assumed they were in fact the captain proton guys
>>218194548TOS only pandered when the network interfered heavily, Berman Trek didn't try to dumb itself down to broaden the audience until ENT and when then they gave up on it and started making Trek again by S4
>>218194560>Captain ProtonIs this some episode I’ve never seen?
>>218194610one of the more famous VOY holodeck bits
>>218194638It's the only good recurring holodeck thing in VOY
>>218194649>recurringyeah, dont remember if they had any other recurrings except mother fucking fair haven garbage. all the one offs were pretty good.
>>218194663I remember Janeway had some weird Victorian program that she'd always try to start up in a couple of episodes, but then something would happen to interrupt it. Glad they never went anywhere with it.
>>218194663there was the French bar from the first couple of seasons and then Janeway's porn program
>>218194638>>218194649Ahhh gotcha. I’m spotty on my VOY lore. They encountered a photonic species, I take it?
>>218194663Didn't they keep trying to give Janeway her own recurring Holodeck bits as cold opens or scenes where she's reflecting on dilemmas? I remember Da Vinci.
>>218194727some subspace photon dudes walked into paris and kim's holodeck flash gordon knockoff thinking they were photonic lifeforms too. its a great ep.
>>218192678>AI might advance enough to resurrect TrekAlready has.https://x.com/cryptoxiaoxiang/status/2021189271013445686
>>218194712Fairhaven, based on old Ireland, and where a lot of the crew go when they're in the mood to 'go native'
>>218194744iirc da vinci was motherfucking john rhys davies so he was never going to be a recurring, they couldn't afford him even if he'll take any gig. i also remember paris' pool hall but i dont remember how many times they used it. sandrine?
>>218194748Very cool. Thanks for the info!
>>218194782No, another one, in the earlier seasons.
>>218194836You must be thinking of this one?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janeway_Lambda_one
>>218194858Yes, that's the one
>>218194858>created by Jeri TaylorTaylor's womanslop ruined a lot of early VOY
Was this scene with Picard studying orbits about the three body problem or something related to it? I dont have any other memory of this hologram effect at Picard's desk being the show. Did they only do this for one episode?
>>218194985I might agree if this was Florida, or Singapore, but it's not, is it. we're in victorian england and a woman is dead. A woman who'd still be alive if we hadn't written the program to seduce her husband. I guess I haven't been very successful at getting through to you. If I had, you would have thought a lot harder before going to the 4th floor.
>>218195031they only reuse effects when it saves money which is mostly the external ship shots. reusing effects like picards holodesk and rikers miniature harpist hookers isnt worth the expense because audiences have already seen it.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
What are the evolutionary advantages to having a spoon head?
>>218195276>What are the evolutionary advantages to having a spoon head?parietal eye to regulate circadian rhythms, especially on a lower light planet like Cardassia prime. Similar to a tuatara or very early tetrapods before parietal eyes became a pineal gland
>>218195155> reusedI am reminded of the 1960's Batman TV show, which used the same clip of the batmobile arriving at the police station in all 120 episodes. If you're binging the show, you wide up like Truman in the Truman show> puff of smoke, brown car, where's the lady in the red coat...> THERE's the lady in the red coat
Gowron was not in nearly enough episodes. Simple as
>trek was always diverse>created by a white boomer who served in the airforce and rambled on in interviews about how much he loved little girls and stone walled the studio execs trying to push current day trends and garbage into HIS showHeh, gene was pretty based.
>>218195362He loved the Devilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GqblcVkLM
>>218195353>BatmanYou know what I'd like to see? An actual superhero series set in the Trek universe. >inb4 capeshit
>>218195469Can't wait until there's a character who is obsessed with early 21st Century Earth pop culture and has a capeslop holo-program.
amazing she was able to get 220 episodes out of andromeda and earth final conflict. gene couldnt even get them off the ground. she must have been fantastic at networking
Orion girls did nothing wrong.
>hmm what should we call our quirky gay klingon character?>how about...Jay'Den>yup that sounds good
Fuck Star Trek Voyager: Into the Unknown
>>218195694Him wanting to be a pacifist healer is the same as coming out as gay a decade ago.
>>218195469send inspector gadget to hogworts while youre at it, retard
Who was the Epstein of Star Trek? My vote goes to Dukat.
>>218196106no it was the romulan also played by alaimo
>>218196106
>>218196106Not even the cartoonishly evil tv character is as diabolical as a jew in power.
>>218196106anon pls
>>218195469Most of his tech would have to be based around detection-avoidance, that's the biggest hurdle to a vigilante in that era. Site to site transporters, sedative hyposprays, personal forcefields, all would be part of the toolkit. The Batcave would have to be deeper underground and be shielded against sensors and transporters. He'd need a shuttle like the Delta Flier with cloaking to act as the Batwing. He'd also need a top-tier starship computer and a holographic butler.
>>218196260^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>218196273Why have a batcave that needs to be detection-proof, when a space ship is already more than enough for that?One problem would be to define what is still considered super in a setting where god-like aliens like the Q or the dowds and so on exist and regularly interact with lower people like humans, and technology is capable of miraculous feats like regrowing a liver in mere minutes or something like that.
>>218196273You're just describing Sloan.
>>218196636>Why have a batcave that needs to be detection-proof, when a space ship is already more than enough for that?Do you want to be a vigilante confined to one city, or even one planet? Or do you want to be a star-hopping do-gooder, like Ocanma but less outrageous?
>>218196106Noonien Soong
>>218196731There's a chance that most people in the federation wouldn't even care about superheroic tales anymore, since they can all make their own fanfiction with the help of the computer and the hologram room, and since federation society is mostly good for everyone, there's no need to make commonly accepted escapist larger-than-life do-gooders right the wrongs that plague society, which superheroes are. Superheroes would probably just be a romantic thing of the past, like the captain proton black-and-white holostory.
>>218196731>>218196834they'd clearly be outside of the federation areas
things like the borg would be more what they would be going after, somehowferengi
>>218196868You mean, the superheroes would not operate within federation borders?What would those superheroes be doing that would differentiate them from regular starfleet? And what kind of nemesis would they even have, who are to be blamed for most of the bad things happening in the setting?
>>218196967>the superheroes would not operate within federation borders?I mean most of the federation territory is more or less utopian with very little crime and subversion afaik, definitely not as deep into the lore as many here, just my impressionso they would be mostly working in places the "authority" was either nonexistent, or was corrupted in nature and injustices requiring vigilantes would be more prevalent
The real superheroes were the Maquis
The real Maquis were the friends we made along the way
Get your Maqueer bullshit out of this board and out of my face.
>>218195362true but he also loved black pussy
in S07E01, why was this nigga mogging so hard?
>>218193677Wow! So nutek is actually good and popular? Boy, do I feel stupid.
Why were they so perfect?
>>218199124III-V are actually increasingly dumb to be honestIV is fun and heavy nostalgia but the whole premise is forced and "save the whales" was a big push when it was getting made/coming out, so it would have been called "woke" by standards nowVI was excellent but that's not a rare opinion at all
>>2181993085>3>4
>>2181994513>4>5 because Bones is playing Spock in much of III, and that beats "alien god scam"plus klingon Christopher Lloyd
>>218199751*and also IV in the theater was a childhood memory, first one I saw there, so granted subjective
>>218193677>We were always at war with eastasia
>>218199308>so it would have been called "woke" by standards nowAgain these retarded hypotetics
>>218199858>leftists say "save the whales">large push from the scientific community, the media, and the left>guess what the new star trek is aboutdoesn't take a genius to imagine the posts were it nowI'm not saying it was I'm just saying nobody's saying that because nobody is aware of it who would
>>218193984>judeo
>>218199767this
>>218200001*abrahamist
s06e2 oh damn, we got another Barclay episode
>>218200956Barclay'sodes are always difficult.
>>218193677>Star Trek has always been about "infinite diversity in infinite combinations"Star Trek has always been about judging people and making predictions on their behavior and competence on the basis of their culture and race.
>literally every single human to ever be in a tv show has a podcast nowI know it's super obvious but it's still kind of weird that I can just see what Frakes and Spiner are up to whenever I want, maybe even tweet at them if I felt like being retarded for some reason.
>>218201047>brent and johnnywho's johnny?
>>218201060
>>218201092He's Jonathan to the fans. Johnny doesn't really work.
>>218194663There's also the resort program neelix makes. Doesn't have any major stories tied to it but it does show up frequently.
>>218201047The Shuttlepod show is fairly decent and the only watchable one after Rosenbaum's. It's quite funny seeing the desperately shit podcasts with hasbeens like Michael Biehn and the slag from Battlestar Galactica. The ENT one works because it's obvious the dudes are actual friends and not just sad old boomers jumping on the bandwagon, which describes literally everything Spiner has done post TNG.
>>218201175The TNG cast are notoriously all actual best friends thoughAlso, Spiner and Frakes have more charisma in the tip of their pinky fingers than either of those jabronis have in their entire bodies
MOOOOOGIIIEEEEEE
The New Spock
>>218199308>IV is fun and heavy nostalgia but the whole premise is forced and "save the whales" was a big push when it was getting made/coming out, so it would have been called "woke" by standards nowSo it was Avatar 2 of it's time? Why did it earn so little compared to Avatar 2?
>>218202259Dances With Wolves was the Avatar of its time
>>218202281Notice the '2'Avatar 2 deals with whales
>>218202326who cares i don't watch slop
>>218202337ok
So Worf just showed up on DS9 and they keep alluding to the Enterprise being destroyed. But I watched all of TNG and it never gets blown up
>>218201193You can tell by watching TNG they weren’t actors reading lines but an actual found family. That’s soul you can’t buy.
>>218202518TNG movies are garbage and are not canon.
>>218202562Yeah I watched this 'cast and it's a lot of fun. >>218201047 It's just tons of inside jokes and stories between these guys.
>>218202562I love TNG so much it’s unreal
>>218202636What about TOS movies?
>>218202767Kino, even the shit ones
>>218202767Range from mid to good.
>>218202767Fun, but other than the first one they don't really feel like Star Trek.
Thinking bout dat freight
>>218202070ritualpost
>>218193677I picked the wrong day to mix up my spoonerism medication
>>218193677star trek has always been a low budget piece of shit with shitty writting, nothing changed, its anoother kind of shit, but shit at the end
>>218201047When will Riker play Santa? Not even making a fat joke btw
>>218201407I miss Danzigposting
>>218203804The New Sexual Organs
Does Kes ever show up at cast reunions? Does it get awkward with her and Seven? How about Jadzia and Ezri?
>>218204473Oh and how about Pulaski? For some reason I was under the impression she died in the 00s but apparently she's still alive.
>>218193677I'm not a Star Trek fan nor do I dislike it, I just never watched it. Knew some people who did. I just wanted to say fwiw, that whatever this new show is, is clearly meant to insult and nothing else. The shape and look of that interstellar sheboon, the dialogue, everything. It's the most blatant shit I've ever seen of modern day bastardization probably, and there's lots to choose from
i fucking hate boothby
>"Kazon D'être">After several fruitless attempts to integrate himself into Voyager's "family" since joining the crew, Kanut begins to doubt himself and contemplates leaving the ship. But not if stubborn B'Elanna (Klingon) has anything to say about it! >Episode B plot: Holodeck shenanigans, Harry and another engineer spend whole episode trying to fix the malfunctioning program, which finally ends when B'Elanna (Klingon) and Kanut enter and just kill all the characters in a bloodrage. B'Elanna convinces Kanut that he does indeed have a place on Voyager, and so does she
It occurs to me that if you'd been on DS9 during s1e5 "Babel", you could have gotten away with saying nigger.
>>218204493diana never returned because the tng cast was rude to her. star trek doesnt deserve her
>>218204934they couldnt handle her mogging the fuck out of most of the cast
>>218204934What a bunch of jerks. I liked Pulaski.
>>218204934Source?
>>218204934It's the opposite really.She thought they were too casual and unprofessional. Basically, they cut up too much and the atmosphere between the cast was too friendly for her.
>>218194413They're a species that form themselves by stealing all light around them.
>>218204934>According to Michael Dorn, one time Mulder stormed off set after screaming, "I worked on The Swimmer with Burt Lancaster!"
>>218204934She didn't return because Gates wanted to come back when she saw everyone's paychecks getting bigger and the produced realized her tits were perkier than Diana's.
I would say Chakotay never realizing his girlfriend was a Cardassian introduces a significant plothole into the wider 'Trek universe.If Cardassian pussy feels just like Bajoran pussy, then Dukat would have been a completely different character, and DS9 a completely different show.
>>218205326She had Bajoran pussy replacement surgery, a necessity for all undercover Obsidian Order operatives
>>218205326She had her vagina surgically reconstructed to complete the illusion, Cardassians are very thorough.
>LURA THOK>GINA YASI-IERE>JETT RENO>TIG NOTAROWhich of these are real, and which made up?
Better than any Dax episode
Star Trek 09 is good in a vacuum, sorry. I get that it’s a second-rate hacky reboot of a beloved franchise and that you all seethe at its mere existence. And I’m not saying it’s BETTER than truTrek. But I’ll catch scenes of 09 Trek on social media or see it on cable and watch for a bit and go hmm yeah this so okay, it has its moments
>>218205965I like the Enterprise in that, the Romulan guy's ship was stupid though.
>>218205434Trick question: They’re all real.
>>218206579maybe the real Gulp Shitto were the fans all along
>>218205326>DS9 a completely different showNah, because they wholesale copied B5, it never had a Star Trek core
>>218203760The New Tuvok
The New O'Brien
>>218204934She was a know it all cunt>the borg have rights>lmao Data youre a fookin robot
I had a dream that someone posted a funny edit of the "LeVar Burton is the new Spock" meme and it had something to do with "the new Tasha Yar."
>>218207027For me, it is Lani.
>>218205297>give this a google>AI says David Duchovny was only 8yo when The Swimmer released so there's no way Mulder could be in it
>>218207087Got anymore tos reaction images?
I used to wonder why they made Quark and Odo's counterparts in Benny's world much more prominent than the other cast members, but as I'm doing a full rewatch of DS9 I'm realizing it's probably because Armin and Rene are way better actors than eveyone else, with Colm being a distant third. Obviously I'm just talking about the main cast here.
>>218204973I liked Pulaski, too, but rewatching her scenes in isolation I can see why people reacted negatively to her. Data is a fan favorite and practically an autistic child. The scene in the Moriarty episode where she keeps talking shit about him accurately predicted how AI detractors talk shit about AI.
>>218207237>Data is a fan favorite and practically an autistic child.Pulaski reminded us of teachers or other authority figures who had a problem with everything we did.
>>218193677>Star Trek has always been about infinite diversity in infinite combinations"so then why are you crowing like you did something special?
>>218207117some yeah, ill post em as i find em
>>218198982That's a gigachad if I've ever seen one. Fucker makes Riker look like Wesley!
The new Harry Kim and Naomi Wildman.
>>218194431Pretty sure he's a Ferengi.
>>218207538>Here, I saved the baby. I'll take that promotion to Lieutenant now, Captain.>Sorry, Harry, but technically you are a brand new crewman so that means your Ensignship has only just begun.>But that doesn't make any sense. I have all the other me's experiences up to...>DISMISSED!
>>218193677given the importance of diverse representation, when will we see a star trek captain with tourette's?
>>218208022Closest thing we had was Picard saying Engage every episode.
>>218208022Only on a show with no black crewmembers...
>>218207237data learned more from pulaski than from the rest of the crew combined.
>>218208227Prodigy had no black crewmembers but did have a purple guy.>PIGGER!
What a shitty episode
>it's the Data irradiates a medieval village episodeOh I love this one!>since he's forgotten his name, the villagers name him "Jayden"How do they keep finding new ways to retroactively taint the Star Trek I love
>>218208583agree. the stuff with tuvok remembering things from the future is retarded. he would have checked himself into sickbay immediately
>>218208583Evil Kes would've been a cooler and more thematically appropriate villain for the series finale than the Borg Queen.
>>218193677The only thing that bothers me about these are the fucking star wars names. You don't need to give your humans goofy surnames, they're not from fucking tattooine, you stupid shits.God fucking damnit.
>>218193677hmm i thought star trek was about boldly going where no man has gone before.
>>218208873>more thematically appropriatemaybe>coolerlmao not with her consistently flat acting, she's a duller character than even Harry Kim
>>218199124Killing Spock was a retarded decision that negatively impacted the rest of the movies. He isn't even really Spock again until The Voyage Home.
>>218208216He's French, his vocabulary was very limited as a result.
>>218208792Skill issue. I refuse to let NuTrek taint the classic series for me.
Why do boomers mindlessly consume nutrek?
>>218206842Calling DS9 a B5 ripoff is like calling The Good The Bad and The Ugly a rip off of High Noon
>>218209282thats why we just say ds9 sucks instead
>>218209272for all intents and purposes no one watches nutrek. viewership is about what youd expect from the cast and crew and their friends and family
>>218209413Room temperature IQ take
>>218209436Anon they're like 15 something seasons in. Somebody is watching these shows.
O babies, gather ’round old Uncle RastusI wants to tell you something very strangeThe color of the moon am gwine to changeAnd a coon is to blameThe white trash will fool all those wot’s easyThey think we are ignorant I presumeThe eclipse tomorrow night will prove that I is rightThere’s a nigger in the moonNo white trash can fool me, fool me, fool meThere’s a nigger in the moonRastus knows eclipse, eclipse, eclipseIs caused by a coonSome day just wander, wander, wanderWay up in a balloonAnd then you’ll know what I knowThere’s a nigger in the moon
>>218209595lol, I saw that when it had barely any views, all the comments are some variation of "I couldn't not click on this"
>>218209436Viewership for NuTrek is about 2 million. Which is beyond pathetic given the budgets for these shows. This video came on my feed before bitching about NuTrek. It's pretty rambly so click at your own risk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybm3RB8HmhU
Calling DS9 a B5 ripoff is like calling Neon Genesis Evangelion a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam.
>>218210051How silly, everyone knows it's a ripoff of Space Runaway Ideon
>>218210163Deus ex machina. Get it, Champ? That's short for champion.
>>218210231Based Gene SOUL MAN Roddenberry
>>218210231still unmatched
When did having attractive women in movies and TV become sexist? Why do I have to look at ugly people who also can't act? I watch sci-fi to escape from the real world.
captain, I accidentally spilled cola all over the control panels
>>218210316How was anyone on the bridge meant to focus when Uhura's big fuckable ass is just on display 24/7?
>>218210348I think that they purposefully avoid casting conventionally attractive actresses so they no one can accuse them of using the casting couch or hiring based on looks only
>>218210375Imagine how hard it is in the mirror universe with her abs out
Why is NuTrek so obsessed with the Starfleet logo? I barely even realized it was a thing when I first watched all of TruTrek.
>>218210354As cool as LCARS looks it sure seems dumb as fuck to use.
>>218210505Same as they're obsessed with lazily slathering Trek trivia and namedrops all the way throughout it, they're desperately appealing to an idea of legitimacy, it's parisitic
>>218210505Branding
>>218210375In the future people are comfortable around naked and scantily clad bodies and are able to control their urges, there's no stigmata
>>218210573>there's no stigmata
Our girl is back!https://www.ign.com/videos/star-trek-starfleet-academy-exclusive-clip-ign-fan-fest-2026
>>218210573you joke but theres no nudity in ST.however Heinlein envisioned a world where stacked babes can walk around in body paint and not get molested.
>>218193677All the diversity with none of the dignity or maturity.
>>218210628how many comm badges did she eat?
>>218210636>you joke but theres no nudity in ST.People in the 23rd and 24th century just really like being blue balled, skimpy dresses, cleavage, v-necks
>>218194802Bruh. He was "starring" in Dune RTS PC game cutscenes.
>>218210669civilization has advanced into eternal nofap where anything is possible
>>218210685i said he'd take any gig, westwood budget far exceeded VOY somehow
>>218210628Wait I was promised she got on ozempic and got thin. The fick is this shit
>>218210051>Calling DS9 a B5 ripoff is like calling Neon Genesis Evangelion a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam.Is the joke that it is? I'm not up to date on Voltrons except that there's the cool lion one and the gay vehicle one.
>>218210742
>>218195185>all dogshit franchise slop that flopsholy fuck
>>218193677Starfleet academy should’ve gone all in and said that drug addiction was part of the Jen’ Hadar’s unique cultural identity and the constantly had the female Jem’Hadar excusing herself to go smoke crack in the halls
>>218210628That skinny white brunette student is attractive.
>ignStop linking to shill websites.
>>218210956But how else will they get paid?
Does the idea that half of the Federation is in the Beta Quadrant come from some throwaway line in one of the TOS movies? As far as DS9 and VOY are concerned "the Alpha Quadrant" is the setting of TOS and TNG and those are the shows that really established the galaxy's quadrants as a concept so why couldn't autists just accept that older contradictory shit is soft canon instead of trying to cram everything together?I get that the quadrant borders are ultimately arbitrary and every single civilization is going to have its own definition of "local space" but this has always frustrated me.
>>218211030Trek is full of terrible worldbuilding. Best to not think about it
>>218210348Me Too and Epstein probably. Now everyone has to be ugly.
>>218211118You mean Weinstein
>>218211158Yea, I got my Jew rapists mixed up.
>>218210408Was it really worth it?Makes me miss the early days of TNG stopping the episode to lecture the characters and audience on how much the Federation respects women in the 24th century.
fav timeloop ep?
>>218211203>tfw ozempic gas diffusers break in atmospheric controls
>>218211487They’re all kind of terrible but I like the one where there’s a duplicate Picard who is magically retarded until it’s time for him to fulfill his destiny or whatever. I like it just because of how unnecessary it is since you could instantly break the loop by disintegrating the shuttle craft.
>>218211536>geordi vortex PowerPoint presentation
>>218210943She's a jew.
>>218210943Zoe is a goddess. And a pretty good actor too.
>>218211487Filed under: Fuck You I Liked It>>218211536Also Fuck You I Liked It
>>218211487Yesterdays Enterprise
>>218211680Jews are White according to everyone but neurotic Jews and neurotic chuddies.
>>218211809Let's not go down this wormhole.
>>218211536>They're all kind of terribleCause and Effect is great
>>218211487Cause and Evek
>>218211487The one with Fraiser
>>218211858It's called Cause and Effect. Did you even graduate from the Academy?
Jeff post
>>218211831I'm tired of staying silent.
>>218201047the old fart podcast chats that are everywhere on youtube now are another level of parasociality beyond anything that's come before
Is this really what /trek/ has become? Rituals, memes
>>218212082They're comfy longform asmr chitchats. What's to hate?
>>218212103I don't hate but they're gonna have people showing up to their daughter's weddings and shit. They're letting people in closer than people's actual friends do.
>*gets banished from 109 sectors*What did they do?
>>218212145Do you think there are many stalkers in the trekbase?
>>218211835Sex with Gul Evek>I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL
>>218212167>>218212145i think for one their daughters are going to be ugly and for two the stalkers are going to be overweight shut-ins and that amount of effort will be too high.
>>218204934The face of a woman that watches dogs having sex all day.
>>218212167Used to be, back in the good old days :(
>>218212157People are freaked out by changelings.
>>218212167Brent Spiner had that infamous stalker
>>218207237Data was never alive thoughbeit
>>218212207Wasn't she a girl?They're not dangerous
>>218212225They’re the most dangerous. The guys just jerk off in your kitchen. Girls stab you because you said hi to the checkout lady at the supermarket
>>218212207>hadshe's still a full time schizohttps://www.youtube.com/@gabriellechana1
What are the Borg and Changelings like in the Mirror Universe?
>>218212265Post a pic of her. I can't open links here.
>>218212082I'm glad Frakes and Spiner found success with this podcast but those niggas are older than my parents. It's parasocial enough to listen to podcasts with hosts from my generation. This is one rung up from listening to two geezers chitchat at my local diner.
>>218212265Holy fuck I had no idea that it was the same schizo as the bukakke bomb chick
>>218212287The Borg are morally neutral so the mirror universe doesn't affect them. Changelings become playful and fun.
>>218212265
>>218212287Exactly the same because the Mirror Universe was never supposed to be "good = evil, evil = good!", that wasn't a thing until DS9 did that horrible parody episode "The Emperor's New Cloak"
>>218212365So what's the premise then?
>>218212301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY7WM5R9prA
>>218212376Really nothing is different except Humanity is more paranoid and ruthless, traits they already have in the regular universe, just suppressed.Notice how Vulcans are the same, Klingons are the same, Cardassians are the same.
>>218207237obviously it was going to be a slow burn character relationship where she'd go to the mat for him in the next season or two that would pay off the rudeness
>>218212426You can't know that.
>>218212445She already was rooting for him in ones like Peak Performance.
>>218212445I have the intuition of bones
>>218212334Old female autists creep me out.BF, take heed.
When Dr. Crusher is added back, there's really nothing she contributes to the show that wouldn't have been better with Pulaski.Imagine "Ethics" (Worf barrel) with Pulaski instead of Crusher. Chewing out the other doctor and revoking her medial license.
>>218212084don't forget fire hazards
>>218212476BF isn't autistic, she's a ragefarmer.
>>218212471>>218212445she was very self-interested and less data-friendly in peak performance but data being the one actually trying to befriend her made for some good rapport.
>>218212084LeVar Burton is the new /trek/
>>218212172His voice is alluring.
>>218212505Beverly is just a very... passive character.I'm not gonna cry muh soginy but TNG did have a problem writing strong female characters. Pulaski and Ro were exceptions, but both of their stints were brief.
>>218212505On one hand I completely agree.On the other hand I prefer looking at Beverly and her warmer, passive, mommy nature adds to the Enterprise's cosy vibes.
>>218212642Someone's been watching RLM.
>>218212642Unironically Voyager gets this down. Janeway and B'Elanna in particular. They're strong without being bull dykes, smart without being gurrl power, and never sacrifice their feminity, either.
>>218193677>tig notaro Oy
>Sir...baseball?
You had to be there.
>>218212706They have no sex appeal. Useless characters. Ro was good bc she was hot. Same as the blonde who tried to take Rikers spot. Be hot and competent.
>>218212786You feel strongly about this.
>>218212426I wanted a storyline like the one where Bashir and Miles were trapped together and were forced to see past their differences and work together. But with Pulaski and Data. That DS9 episode could have been reworked from a TNG S3 pitch for all we know.
>>218194782Weird how they couldn’t run the replicators because of limited power but they had enough juice to do dumb holodeck shit.
>>218212855?It took me like twenty seconds to write that. My shitposts on tg have more depth
>>218212933that seems reasonable, holodecks never seemed too power hungry outside actual replication shit they did. they were super computer hungry but VOY had the neat efficient bio computer stuff so you didnt need the giga brain that was EntD
>>218212786>B'Elanna has no sex appealGay.>He wouldn't tap dat Janeway ass.Beyond gay. Clearly Starfleet Academy is more your speed.
>>218212895Data will never be more than what he is programed to be and he understands that. He emulates humans but will never be one of them.
>>218212989Kys. Troll girl has no tits, hips, or butt
>>218212445She was written as deforest kelly 2, how are you not going to have some eventual feuding friends moments
>>218212933>>218212962Isn't the explanation that "the Holodeck runs on a different power grid" or some shit?As I've said before and will continue saying, Voyager becomes fun when you ignore the premise and just pretend they're on a long deep space assignment at the edge of charted space.
>>218207237>I can see why people reacted negatively to her.yeah because they're autistic and retarded and don't understand banter. she acted towards Data the exact same way Kirk acted towards androids.
>take star trek personality test>you're a Barclay
>>218213050Yeah, just IGNORE THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE SHOW DOOODE
>>218213052Yeah well it's a show for autists. They probably wrote in complaints for far more inane things. I can only imagine the hate mail sent about the Data & Pulaski scenes.
>>218213101They made an intern read it all just for shits.
>>218213050>>218213086the premise is gilligans island in space. it is executed perfectly
Make new
>>218212933Probably a morale thing so they don't all go nuts.
>>218213052The difference is TOS androids were objects where Data was a person with metal insides.
>>218213222nice job role-playing as one of the autistic retards I was talking about
>>218213222The goo from Alien looks cooler. Btw How would Ash do on the ENT D?
Helm, set a course for >>218213333Maximum warpEngage
